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familyagrestefanblog · 10 months

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!

Adrien's amoks!!! Oh my gosh, she didnt notice the wedding rings!

Marinette almost killed Adrien! The entire time their conversation went down Marinette didnt realize that she was holding Adrien at gun point! That changes the entire nature of the situation! Dont tell me that it doesn't, it absolutely does!

Oh gosh this was so much worse that I thought! I need to further look into this. I was already of the opinion that believing that Gabriel gave Marinette his BLESSING after she basically told him in nice words that she will for the greater good let Adrien, as a then orphan, pay for all of his family's sins and mistakes on a disastrous globally scale is absolute insanity or blatant denial, but THIS???

look closer:

You can see Adrien's rings, oh my god...

Gabriel is talking about the day Adrien was born and how happy he made Emilie and him - that he was there little miracle - and Marinette is here not realizing that Gabriel knows exactly that she's ONE word away from making Adrien met his death in a mere second! Even Gabriel and Nathalie still had longer life-spans than the few moments Adrien was at the risk of having left if Gabriel made a wrong move or said the wrong thing!

No wonder Gabriel behaved as well as he did! And no wonder that all of this so quickly became entirely about Adrien while Gabriel kept catching glances at her hand resting on his:

"And Adrien will be miserable"

How have we gotten so far by now that I'm agreeing with Gabriel's faces here?? Adrien would be DEAD! She's even saying that her powers cant remedy any of this, how is this real?

Bug Noire is currently the threat towards Adrien's entire existence. The episode almost had Marinette kill Adrien/ Chat Noir with his own Miraculous! With PLAGG! Gabriel had to end up playing along to de-escalate the threat that SHE posed to Adrien!

I'm stressed right now!

Girl, take that hand away!

Thank you...

Oh gosh, this was so much worse than I though. Marinette is absolutely screwed and she doesn't even know why! Don't think for a second that this didn't had consequences via Gabriel's wish! Gabriel's love for his son very much exists and always has and it's by far the worst thing in Adrien's entire life!

I don't care if you truly think the scale of the wish is nothing but on the smallest dimension of 1:1 just because that's the damn berry explanation Gimmi gave for an easy understanding while obviously being characterized to be annoyed with humanity for how they treat them and how pathetically trivial the things are for Gimmi the humans wished for in the past, and the ending didnt immediately present you with the grand answer of how every chain reaction worked.

It's a reality changing wish after 5 seasons of built-up from the one damn person the show explained to you in ever way possible that it would be an world ending catastrophe if he got his wish!

If there is one bastard who didn't use Gimmi for something small and noble its the fucking MAIN VILLAIN before he dies and the hero almost killed their child who is the hero's love interest!

Come ON people!

#ml spoilers #ml recreation #gabriel i swear to fucking god #miraculous #bug noire #Marinette almost killed Adrien im going insane #she didnt even notice #that changes the entire scene #And yall actually believe Marinette got Gabriels BLESSING #ml season 5 #Just wanna make clear #This isn't meant to be salt #I'm just pointing out what's clearly on screen and give my low-key bugged opinion on it

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ystrike1 · 9 months

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I Treated The Mastermind And Ran Away - By 이이리 (7.5/10)

Curses that disable. Temples that use orphaned children like bags of blood meat. Horrible parents. Creepy, possessive, adopted siblings. This should have been an edgelord feast, but sadly the author doesn't go far enough. The art and writing just isn't strong enough to carry the dark concept.

Evelyn was reborn...as a side character in a novel who dies. The Duke who adopted her did it to drain her dry. He purchased her through a corrupt system that allows nobles to use orphans with divine power. All to increase their own influence. Divine power costs part of your lifespan. So the Holy Temple harvests every child with this power, and they are sold to the highest bidder.

This ensures that they are weakened or killed before they reach adulthood. Then they are no threat to the natural order, and the nobles who buy them can make bank off of their powers in the meantime.

It's a perfect system.

Evelyn refuses to use her powers, because death is inevitable. If she follows the dukes commands she will certainly die before adulthood.

She resists.

He tortures her.

His son, Killian, develops an unhealthy obsession with her while he cares for her broken body. The heir is abused as well, because Duke Deigo is an unbelievably sick bastard.

Evelyn doesn't feel the same attachment.

Evelyn doesn't give a crap about her brother. She plans to steal the female leads place. The "daughter of Duke Deigo" will be kidnapped by the powerful Duke Devan. That's how the story goes. Devan was cursed with blindness, and he knows he will not survive crippled. He has too many enemies. He steals Deigo's adopted divine power bucket because strong holy people are rare...because the population has been bled dry by slavery...

He's a pretty reasonable guy, but he's not very nice. He was the most promising young nobleman. The curse took his chance away. He can't even live like a rich man, because he is so vulnerable while blind.

He wants his power back.

He is supposed to marry Cordelia, and be happy with her. In the original novel they are a lovely, loving couple.

Evelyn doesn't give a crap about that.

It's kinda overplayed but I'm gonna say it anyway. The red eyed Duke thing is boring now. The side characters are hotter, so be prepared to be disappointed.

Even Killian is more attractive than the ML, appearance-wise.

Evelyn "heals" Devan, and she demands money. She intends to leave and never return.

Devan hunts her down for multiple reasons.

First things first she doesn't fully heal his eyes. Evelyn is not as powerful as Cordelia. She's also obsessed with escaping, so she does the bare minimum and she flees.

Rumors run around the castle. The staff believes Evelyn was kidnapped to be Devan's bride...because he's awful husband material.

This eventually becomes true.

Devan becomes abnormally attached to Evelyn.

He hears voices.

He's very cursed.

Evelyn helped him.

When she leaves he eventually snaps, and realizes he wants her comforting presence by his side.

Killian is a complete nut. He liked wiping Evelyn clean after she was tortured by their father. He has no intention of marrying. He planned to keep her trapped with him after his father's death. It's implied that he plans to kill their father and keep her.

He tries to hunt her too.

Evelyn has zero interest in him though.

Evelyn isn't super likeable...and she becomes more hysterical later on. There is confirmed yandere in this though, so it will be dramatic.

#I Treated The Mastermind And Ran Away #yandere #male yandere #yandere male #yandere boy #recommendations #recs #rec #recommended #webtoon #otome isekai #otome game #otome

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atopvisenyashill · 4 months

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Killing Jaehaera off was completely unnecessary and it would've been better if she was the mother of Aegon III's kids.

I personally would have loved it he had married Jaehaera and Daenaera because I think there's room in the narrative for both girls.

I think the reason George changed it (besides getting invested in the Velaryons as he wrote out the backstory) was because he wanted some sort of commentary on the lasting legacy of the Dance - Aegon usurps his sister and kicks off a whole violent war for the throne, only for his line to end with a mad little girl, and then die off completely. Rhaenyra lets revenge color her actions during the war and adds to the death, misery, and escalation of violence all so her line can descend from her only for the history books to record that they descend from Daemon, and there’s nothing Aegon III can do to change it. In a way, despite everything, the lines of both Rhaenyra and Aegon end with them. This war that claimed the lives of their children, their lovers, their families, was completely fruitless and useless; all that's left at the end is orphans, and history books that will call Aegon and Rhaenyra both usurpers. It's very sad commentary, for sure, but I get why it was so important to George to kill Jaehaera off (to a certain extent). It's just he did it in the most George way possible lmao and it doesn't hit the way I think he intended it to.

But it could have! Which is so frustrating! He could have 100% had them both in the narrative easily - just have Daenaera be a lady of the court and a friend of Jaehaera's! Jaehaera can take in Daenaera as a lady to help smooth things over with that branch of the Velaryons (who are probably still pissed off because Alyn is a bastard and everyone in Westeros hates Baela for doing #HotGirlShit). Jaehaera is mother to Daeron, Baelor, and Daena, and kills herself/is murdered right after Daena is born. I think having a daughter of her own is an interesting trigger for her trauma - like, your husband having the same cursed name as your father who died miserable and alone, with only you for family, and then watching your husband hold your first daughter? More than enough to trigger an episode, and leave it vague as whether she threw herself onto the spikes or someone simply took advantage of her being scared and alone & pushed her.

Maiden’s Day happens and there's a lot of nerves because the last time the King got remarried, the Dance happened. Different circumstances because Aegon has two sons, to be sure, but I'm positive half the realm is thinking "what if he chooses wrong and we get another Otto Hightower." Baela and Rhaena present Aegon’s new bride, then point to the beautiful but quiet, also grieving Daenaera Velaryon, and Aegon just accepts it because he knows Daenaera won’t oppose Jaehaera’s children (they were friends, also Daenaera is now scarred by the violence of Jaehaera’s death). Daenaera is as uninterested in him as he is in her; the twins present a way for him to remarry without forcing him out of his comfort zone (which neither Aegon nor Jaehaera ever liked to be) while backing Daenaera into an offer she can’t refuse. Continuing on the use of traumatized women as pawns, the twins clawing for their own power and relevancy as the Regents, Small Council, and now even Aegon’s sons steal it away from them, a move that is as “girlboss” esque for them as it horrifying for Daenaera. This way, you still get the Blackfyres descending from Jaehaera (and the Greens), you get the Velaryons in there more, you get Maiden's Day and Daenaera.

I think this scenario - where Jaehaera is mother to Daena and the Blackfyres, and Daenaera to the two youngest girls - doesn't make a huge difference in the grand plan, BUT it does make some things more interesting. It adds a really interesting echo from Viserys I and Rhaenyra’s children to Aegon’s - how easily these bonds between half siblings can be turned sour if only their lives are just a bit different. Daena, daughter of Jaehaera, falling to the generational Targaryen curses of dying young, of accidentally kicking off a succession crisis simply because she desired sexual agency. Elaena, daughter of Daenaera, escaping these curses through her politicking, her skill, siding against the nephew she adores and helped raise to try to escape Daena and Jaehaera’s fates. Not to mention having Aegon II’s line end with his daughter, then morph into the usurping Blackfyres is a great narrative choice!

It’s all right there!! The themes!!! It all goes back and back, this family enacting continent destroying violence against each other all for the privilege of sitting on that ugly, spiky chair. But no we get Daenaera the hot six year old instead. SmFh.

#asks #fire and blood critical #grrm critical #jaehaera targaryen #daenaera velaryon #in my mind daenaera is reclusive and pious and a lesbian which is why aegon liked her. doesn't talk preferred jaehaera to him. like.#sure i'll marry the glorified nanny my sisters got me why not. at least she already likes my kids.#naerys turns to the seven because its what daenaera taught her. 'if you need to go away in your mind picture the sept and pray.'

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melancholycatastrophe · 1 year

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listen listen hear me out

quasi-dark kimchay au where 9 yr old Kim sees 6 yr old Chay alone at a street market (13 year old Porsche was trying to haggle with one of the salesmen and Uncle Arthee was supposed to be watching Chay but....wasn't) and he goes up to Chay like, where are you parents? And Chay says they're dead, misunderstanding everything because he's literally 6, so Kim thinks Chay is an orphan and decides to casually kidnap him because????

So little Kim brings toddler Chay home and his family is like "who is this random child?" Kim is stubborn and says its his new best friend, refusing to explain where tf he came from. They can't really tell Kim its wrong to kidnap random kids considering they do that anyway as the mafia, so they let Kim keep Chay as like a pet/childhood friend? Korn, who already has Nampheung locked in the attic, is weirdly proud of his son for continuing tradition. And Chay is okay with it because the older kid is actually really nice and gives him lots of candy like his hia does and he feels safe.

Meanwhile Porsche is freaking out because where the fuck is his brother????? And tears through the city looking for him (with the success you can imagine a 13 yr old would have in this situation). Idk he ends up meeting Kinn (idk how old Kinn is in canon, let's say he's like 14/15 here) who tells him Chay is with the Theerapanyakuls. When Porsche barges into the compound he expects to see Chay tortured or something (he's 13, he literally doesn't know what the mafia does other than shoot guns and count money) but insteads find Chay, super plump from being fed good food and not worrying about poverty, playing tea party with endeared and deathly protective Kim, who patiently waits for the younger kid to pour imaginary tea into his cup. Kinn says some bullshit about needing to keep Chay as collateral for something (really, he's just pretty sure that seperating Kim and Chay from each other will cause multiple deaths) but Porsche is free to move in as well to keep an eye on his brother.

10 years later, a much older Chay is appalled to learn that his childhood best friend kidnapped him when he was 6 while Kim, that bastard, just shrugs

#strangers to kidnapped to childhood friends to lovers is the direction I'm thinking #should i write this? hmm.....#kimchay #kim theerapanyakun #porchay kittisawasd

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bible-word-counter · 4 months

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Hey it's the same anon from Hamilton from before

I'm sorry, knew it was too much to ask for a whole song, and obviusly a whole lot for the whole musical, I wasn't really thinking

Maybe just the first verse instead?

"How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean by providence impoverished in squalor grow up to be a hero and a scholar?"

I'll make an exception because you were so polite.

How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean by providence impoverished in squalor grow up to be a hero and a scholar?

✝️Thirty-one of these words are in the Bible!✝️

#83.78%#bible word count #anon ask

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lorilujan · 11 days

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HAMILTON but replace the words "sir" and "son" with "bitch"

“Aaron Burr, Sir Bitch” Alexander Hamilton: Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, bitch? Burr: That depends, who’s asking? Hamilton: Oh, well, sure, bitch. I’m Alexander Hamilton, I’m at your service, bitch. I have been… looking for you. Burr: I’m getting nervous. Hamilton: Bitch, I heard your name at Princeton. I was seeking an accelerated course of study when I got sort of out-of-sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched him. It’s a blur, bitch. He handles the financials? Burr: You punched the bursar? Hamilton: …Yes! :D --- Hercules Mulligan: Lock up your daughters and horses, of course it’s hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets. Marquis de Lafayette: Wow! John Laurens: No more sex, pour me another brew, bitch! Let’s raise a couple more… Trio: TO THE REVOLUUUUTION!

“Right Hand Man” Burr: Your excellency, bitch! George Washington: Who are you? Burr: Aaron Burr, bitch? Permission to state my case? Washington: As you were. Burr: Bitch, I was a captain under General Montgomery until he caught a bullet in the neck in Quebec, and well, in summary, I think that I could be of some assistance. I admire how you keep firing on the British from a distance. Washington: Huh. Burr: I have some questions, a couple of suggestions on how to fight instead of fleeing west. Washington: Yes? Burr: Well- Hamilton: Your excellency, you wanted to see me? Washington: Hamilton, come in, have you met Burr? Hamilton: Yes, bitch. Hamilton and Burr: We keep meeting. Burr: As I was saying, bitch, I look forward to seeing your strategy play out. Washington: Burr? Burr: Bitch? Washington: Close the door on your way out. Hamilton: Have I done something wrong, bitch? Washington: On the contrary. I called you here because our odds are beyond scary. Your reputation precedes you, but I have to laugh. Hamilton: Bitch? Washington: Hamilton, how come no one can get you on their staff? Hamilton: Bitch! --- Washington: Bitch, we are outgunned, outmanned! Hamilton: You need all the help you can get. I have some friends. Laurens, Mulligan, Marquis de Lafayette, okay, what else? Washington: Outnumbered, outplanned! Hamilton: We’ll need some spies on the inside, some King’s men who might let some things slide. I’ll write to Congress and tell ‘em we need supplies, you rally the guys, master the element of surprise. I’ll rise above my station, organize your information ‘til we rise to the occasion of our new nation. Bitch!

“A Winter’s Ball” Burr: How does a bastard, orphan, bitch of a whore go on and on, grow into more of a phenomenon? Watch this obnoxious, arrogant, loudmouth bother be seated at the right hand of the father. Washington hires Hamilton right on sight, but Hamilton still wants to fight, not write. Now, Hamilton’s skill with a quill is undeniable, but what do we have in common? We’re reliable with the… LADIEEEEEEEEEEEES! Burr: There are so many to deflower! LADIEEEEEEEEEEEES! Burr: Looks! Proximity to power! LADIEEEEEEEEEEEES! Burr: They delighted and distracted him. Martha Washington named her feral tomcat after him! Hamilton: That’s true! Burr: 1780, a winter’s ball, and the Schuyler sisters are the envy of all. Yo, if you could marry a sister, you’re rich, bitch. Hamilton: Is it a question of if, Burr, or which one?

“Satisfied” Angelica Schuyler: I’m a girl in a world in which my only job is to marry rich. My father has no bitches, so I’m the one who has to social climb, for one.

“The Story of Tonight (Reprise)” Hamilton: Well, if it isn’t Aaron Burr! Burr: Bitch! --- Hamilton: It’s all right, Burr. I wish you’d bought this girl with you tonight, Burr. Burr: You’re very kind, but I’m afraid it’s unlawful, bitch. Hamilton: What do you mean? Burr: She’s married. Hamilton: I see. Burr: She’s married to a British officer. Hamilton: Oh, shit.

“Stay Alive” Washington: The cavalry's not coming. Hamilton: But, bitch! Washington: Alex, listen. There’s only one way for us to win this. Provoke outrage, outright. --- Hamilton: We cut supply lines, we steal contraband. We pick and choose our battles and places to take a stand. And ev’ry day, “Bitch, entrust me with a command.” And ev’ry day… Washington: No. Hamilton: He dismisses me out of hand. --- Washington: Ev’ryone attack! Charles Lee: Retreat! Washington: Attack! Lee: Retreat! Washington: What are you doing, Lee? Get back on your feet! Lee: But there’s so many of them! Washington: I’m sorry, is this not your speed?! Hamilton! Hamilton: Ready, bitch! Washington: Have Lafayette take the lead! Hamilton: Yes, bitch! --- Washington: Don’t do a thing. History will prove him wrong. Hamilton: But, bitch! Washington: We have a war to fight, let’s move along.

“The Ten Duel Commandments” Burr: Alexander. Hamilton: Aaron Burr, bitch. Burr: Can we agree that duels are dumb and immature? Hamilton: Sure, but your man has to answer for his words, Burr. Burr: With his life? We both know that’s absurd, bitch.

“Meet Me Inside” Washington: What is the meaning of this? Mr. Burr, get a medic for the General. Burr: Yes, bitch. --- Washington: Hamilton! Hamilton: Bitch! Washington: Meet me inside… Bitch. Hamilton: Don’t call me bitch. Washington: This war is hard enough without infighting- Hamilton: Lee called you out. We called his bluff. Washington: You solve nothing, you aggravate our allies to the south. Hamilton: You’re absolutely right. John should’ve shot him in the mouth, that would’ve shut him up. Washington: Bitch- Hamilton: I’m not your bitch. Washington: Watch your tone, I am not a maiden in need of defending, I am grown. Hamilton: Charles Lee, Thomas Conway, these men take your name and they rake it in the mud. Washington: My name’s been through a lot, I can take it. Hamilton: Well, I don’t have your name, I don’t have your titles, I don’t have your land. But, if you- Washington: No. Hamilton: If you gave me command of a battalion, a group of men to lead, I could fly above my station after the war. Washington: Or you could die, and we need you alive. Hamilton: I am more than willing to die- Washington: Your wife needs you alive, bitch, I need you alive- Hamilton: CALL ME BITCH ONE MORE TIME!!! Washington: Go home, Alexander. That’s an order from your commander. Hamilton: Bitch- Washington: Go home.

“That Would Be Enough” Eliza Schuyler-Hamilton: I knew you’d fight until the war was one, but you deserve a chance to meet your bitch. Look around, look around, at how lucky we are to be alive right now.

“Guns and Ships” Washington: Hamilton! Lafayette: Bitch, he knows what to do in a trench. Ingenuitive and fluent in French, I mean- Washington: Hamilton! Lafayette: Bitch, you’re gonna have to use him eventually. What’s he gonna do on the bench? I mean-

“Yorktown (The World Turned Upside Down)” Hamilton: If this is the end of me, at least I have a friend with me, a weapon in my hand, a command, and my men with me. Then I remember my Eliza’s expecting me… Not only that, my Eliza’s expecting. We gotta go, gotta get the job done. Gotta start a new nation, gotta meet my bitch! --- Mulligan: A tailor spying on the British government! I take their measurements, information, and I smuggle it to my brother’s revolutionary covenant. I’m running with the Bitches of Liberty and I am loving it! See, that’s what happens when you're up against the ruffians, we’re in the shit now, somebody’s gotta shovel it! Hercules Mulligan, I need no introduction, when you knock me down, I get the fuck back up again! --- Hamilton: Gotta start a new nation, gotta meet my bitch.

“Dear Theodosia” Hamilton: Oh, Philip, when you smile, I am undone, my bitch. Look at my bitch! Pride is not the word I’m looking for. There is so much more inside me now. Oh, Philip, you outshine the morning sun. My bitch.

“Non-Stop” Burr: Alexander? Hamilton: Aaron Burr, bitch. Burr: It’s the middle of the night. Hamilton: Can we confer, bitch? --- Hamilton: Bitch, do you want me to run the Treasury or State department? Washington: …Treasury. Hamilton: Lesgo. :)

“What’d I Miss?” Mr. Jefferson, welcome home, bitch, you’ve been off in Paris for so long!

“Cabinet Battle #1” Washington: Secretary Jefferson, you have the floor, bitch. --- Hamilton: Madison, you’re mad as a hatter, bitch, take your medicine. Damn, you’re in worse shape than the national debt is in. Sitting there useless as two shits. Hey, turn around, bend over, I’ll show you where my shoe fits. --- Washington: Hamilton! Hamilton: Bitch! Washington: A word. --- Hamilton: Bitch- Washington: Figure it out, Alexander. That’s an order from your commander.

“Take a Break” Eliza: Alexander- Hamilton: Okay, okay. Eliza: Your bitch is nine years old today. He has something he’d like to say. He’s been practicing all day. Philip, take it away.

“Say No to This” Hamilton: So I offered her a loan, I offered to walk her home, she said: Maria Reynolds: You’re too kind, bitch. Hamilton: I gave her thirty bucks that I had socked away, she lived a block away, she said: Maria: This one’s mine, bitch. --- James Reynolds: Dear bitch, I hope this letter finds you in good health, and in a prosperous enough position to put wealth in the pockets of people like me: Down on their luck. You see, that was my wife who you decided to- Hamilton: Fuuuuuuuu- --- Hamilton: I hid the letter and I raced to her place, screamed “How could you?!” in her face, she said: Maria: No, bitch! Hamilton: Half dressed, apologetic. A mess, she looked pathetic, she cried: Maria: Please don’t go, bitch!

“The Room Where It Happens” Burr: Ahh, Mister Secretary. Hamilton: Mr. Burr, bitch.

“Cabinet Battle #2” Washington: Secretary Jefferson, you have the floor, bitch. --- Washington: Hamilton is right. Thomas Jefferson: Mr. President-! Washington: We’re too fragile to start another fight. Jefferson: But, bitch, do we not fight for freedom? Washington: Sure, when the French figure out who’s gonna lead ‘em. Jefferson: The people are leading-! Washington: The people are rioting. There’s a difference. Frankly, it’s a little disquieting that you would let your ideals blind you to reality. Hamilton. Hamilton: Bitch? Washington: Draft a statement of neutrality.

“One Last Time” Hamilton: What do you need, bitch? ...Bitch? Washington: I wanna give you a word of warning. Hamilton: Bitch, I don’t know what you heard, but whatever it is, Jefferson started it. Washington: Thomas Jefferson resigned this morning. Hamilton: You’re kidding. Washington: I need a favor. Hamilton: Whatever you say, bitch, Jefferson will pay for his behavior. --- Washington: He’s stepping down so he can run for president. Hamilton: Ha! Good luck defeating you, bitch. --- Washington: And then we’ll teach them how to say goodbye + (1x cus I'm a sloth), you and I. Hamilton: No, bitch, why? Washington: I want to talk about neutrality. Hamilton: Bitch, with Britain and France on the verge of war, is this the best time-

“We Know” Burr: “Dear bitch, I hope this letter finds you in good health, and in a prosperous enough position to put wealth in the pockets of people like me: Down on their luck. You see, that was my wife who you decided to-” Jefferson: Whaaaaaaat?

“Blow Us All Away” Hamilton: Come back home when you’re done. Take my guns, be smart, make me proud, bitch.

*I cannot with Philip's death, forgive me.*

“The Election of 1800” Hamilton: Well, if it isn’t Aaron Burr, bitch! Burr: Alexander! Hamilton: You’ve created quite a stir, bitch! Burr: I’m going door to door! Hamilton: You’re openly campaigning? Burr: Sure! Hamilton: That’s new. Burr: Honestly, it’s kind of draining. Hamilton: Burr- Burr: Bitch!

“Your Obedient Servant” Burr: How does Hamilton, an arrogant immigrant, orphan bastard, whore bitch somehow endorse Thomas Jefferson, his enemy, a man he’s despised since the beginning just to keep me from winning?

*Just the light-hearted and choleric ones, please. Plus one of my personal favorites:*

"The World Was Wide Enough" Hamilton: Eyes up. I catch a glimpse of the other side. Laurens leads a soldiers' chorus on the other side, my bitch is on the other side, he's with my mother on the other side, Washington is watching from the other side.

*I'm done. I apologize for this monster of a shitpost.*

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