#humour me it’s 2 am

[tawus]

HE'S SO FUCKING CUTE I CANT

#THIS #THIS is why i waited #seeing these little mannerisms #his childish af expressions #his sense of humour #omg im sold #and oddly enough in this ep i am so okay with his voice? #like it settled in my mind from last time #and now it works #the VA also added some range #bless him #it's Toji's era for me yall #jjk #jjk s2 #jjk season 2 #toji #toji fushiguro #fushiguro toji #toji zenin #jjk toji

[ahalliance]

i think a crucial aspect of the codebreakers dynamic that is sometimes overlooked is how likewise enamoured phil is with étoiles . like étoiles is the god of praising and hyping people up so people tend to focus on how much étoiles thinks phil is the coolest guy ever but do not forget that phil also thinks étoiles is the coolest fucking guy to ever guy he will never pass up an opportunity to talk about how cool and strong and funny étoiles is . their relationship is built on their mutual ‘WOW this guy is awesome’ feelings for one another and it is amazing

#qsmp #philza #etoiles #étoiles #codebreakers #random 2:30 am thoughts #it is so important to me how similar these two are and how mutual their affection is #étoiles is just louder and more dramatic about it sometimes but do not be fooled lmao #also sorry im aware that like. other stuff is happening lore wise . with forever . but im off in my own world OANDKSJD #étoiles has this aura about him where people really want to impress him and catch his eye #looking at team green gay pandas . soarinng ethan blushing twirling their hair at every opportunity #and even though he’s more subtle and laidback phil is like that as well do not be fooled #like PERFECT example of this is when phil etoiles bad and pierre were hanging out at the coliseum mob spawner thing #and etoiles gave gifts to bad and pierre . phil saddled up all sly to étoiles and was like ‘well i don’t NEED a gift étoiles your sense of #humour and personality are incredible as is’ #and étoiles just started yelling at him /pos and asking what gift he wanted OSJDKSKS #i love them

[tatck]

i love sonic boom (games)

#my unpopular opinion- boom games > boom show #i was only interested in s1 of sonic boom. then it lost me. #in all honesty i did not like most of the show #i never watched all of season 2 fully. i ended up just watching clips or skipping through 😔 #but i enjoyed it's comedy. not everything landed tho #i am no good at explaining why but the boom games i just love more. i played them all #tho i remember being a little let down by rol's story the first time.but then it did really grow on me and i came around to it. #idk maybe ijust love the games for it's potential and earnesty. #when i was the boom guy i felt like a little imposter when everyone kept talking about the show in my notes #little did anyone know it was always the games that inspired me #with a little of the shows humour. so i could def see why it was assumed lol #WAIT i loved the comics too. nice and cute art

[pokimoko]

hiii--- i know you mostly post/write about other fandoms but i just want to say that graceful degradation is probably one of THE best fics ive read of all time and i love it so so so much, it had me screaming into my pillow at like 2 in the morning. its such a unique and creative take on his backstory and the ANGSSTTT. oh my god...u are a genius

Thank you so much!!! Portal 2 was something I never imagined myself writing for, but I'm very glad I did, because writing that fic was a blast. It came out of my fondness for 'Flowers For Algernon' (which I read many years ago but has been stuck in the back of my mind ever since) and my need for a Portal fic that suited my particular niche of interests (which included, of course, my dear old friend angst). I'm so glad to hear you think of it so highly! That really means a lot 🥰

#ask #wheatley #wheatly portal 2 #portal 2 #portal #my fanfic #my fanfiction #I'm pretty sure i know who sent this so thank you very much for reccing the story to others. that was delightful to see :D #and yeah unfortunately i am very much a throw a fic grenade into the fandom and then run off kind of writer #(with some exceptions) #i don't imagine I'll be writing any more portal fanfic in the future but i am very proud of the one that i did do :) #it was really fun writing in a more humourous style than usual (in what ironically is one of my most devastating fics) #(which i suppose is very fitting to the nature of the portal games themselves. a true comedy of horrors) #if you're looking for other great portal fics i have to recommend you the OG good portal fic: Blue Sky by wafflestories (fanfic.net) #if you haven't already of course. there's a reason it's famous (that is to say wow it's good) #it was big inspiration behind me writing my own portal story #anyway! thank you again 100× over! i truly do appreciate your words 💜

[imabiscuitinthousandworlds]

*walking with a friend and a guy my friends befriended (he seems okay? weird humour but cool ig) talking abt falling out of windows*

me: there's actually a word for throwing someone out of a window in english. defenestration

guy, quite weirded out (i think from his voice, his face is like. he's literally twice as tall as me i ain't looking that far up): why? do you just know that??

me: .... Reasons. (chronically on tumblr and weirdly informed abt strange topics)

#a biscuit's rambles #hes not yet desentisised to me saying random weird ass shit ranging from mildly concerning to 'what kind of illegal sites are you on' #and its soooooo funny #i randomly offered them sugar and he looked So wonderfully confused (i am known for randomly handing out sugar packets among my friends) #thus started a contest (well its been 2 days so far) of carries the most random shit in their pockets #so far im winning with my embroidery thread and tealight (which i did not pocket specifically to have something weird in my pocket) #its very funny. its absolutely hilarious. he has no idea what im like and is so utterly unprepared #maybe i do like him (was unsure up until uhhh yesterday when we first properly talked) #(idk he has a sense of humour i kinda. Do Not Like and ive no idea where he came from so i was like. i dont personally need to get to know #him. like good for my friends buuuut. also hes like 2m tall that is freaky as fuck. BUt he seems a chill dude so maybeeeee) #(first impressions and all of that jazz. u dont gotta like everyone. but u might. lmao) #no but for real if im standing anywhere close to him i literally have to tilt my head back as far as can go to look at his face. its weird #no hate to him or tall people i just come from a long line of small people and moderately sized friends this seems Wrong lmao

[mobbothetrue]

houghrgrhrgghrgh the agonies <- wants to make money

#mobbtalks #I mean technically I HAVE money just :( not very much #I wanna buy nice shtuff for my friends #I mean the answer is pretty simple: get a job but #I am disabled I can’t stand for extended periods of time #which is like. every entry level job ever #+ my mom wants me to just focus on uni which like. fair. but. money #there is a uni newsletter I could submit writing to which would pay me if they published it but #I can’t. tell what they want written. #‘think humour pop culture crazy sh*t and fun […] it’ll be a spicy one and we’re begging for the heat’ WHAT DOES THAT MEAN #WHAT DO YOU WANT #also the deadline is literally in 2 days so I don’t think I’m making it

[thedoctordionysus]

#if eddie survives... #if he survives ill write more #based on way to many fics i have read in the past 2 days where the author has written in the notes something along the line of #and i am seeing it having gotten attached to him after he decidedly didnt survive #my favourite ones are the ones wheres its like and there is just no more #like it genuinely makes me wonder how theyre doing #stranger things spoilers #stranger things #eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #fanfic #humour #memes #mine #stranger things 4 #stranger things volume 2 #stranger things vol 2 spoilers

[narudoodles]

Guys, just out of morbid curiosity, what's the verdict on sending a picture of a penis back if you receive an unsolicited dick pic in ur DMs? 👀

I'm hoping there will be an interesting reaction lol, I'll just casually send one back with a message like, "Oh u like them so much? Here, I'm sending you a couple more in return, have fun! 🥰"

I think it's gonna be hilarious

#Pls don't ask me WHY I'm thinking abt this imaginary scenario at 2 am lmfaoooo #I can't stop laughing when I imagine it in my head #Hmmm.... I wonder if the guy/bot on the other end is gonna appreciate the humour #Or is gonna be pissed??? 👀 #Either way....there's gonna be an Interesting reaction for sure XD

[takohebi]

What are your top 3 twst ships? :3

#It's 2 am #I should be asleep #But here i am #Thinking about twst again #Humour me please

[permanentreverie]

tag 9 people you want to get to know better

tagged by @puddleglumms akdjwjdj I'm so honoured!!

three ships: off the top of my head? Jude and Cardan from The Folk of the Air trilogy, Mr Gu and Yeom Mijeong from My Liberation Notes, and uhhh Anya and Dmitry from Anastasia

last song: Promise by Jimin 🥹🥹🫶🏻🫶🏻 it's been 84 years but we FINALLY have it on Spotify!!!! We won!!!

last movie: just finished watching Chicago (2003) with my sister for the first time and I actually really enjoyed it!!

currently reading: just started Hell Bent by Leigh Bardugo, and I SAY I'm rereading Les Miserables by Victor Hugo but I haven't touched it in like 2 months lol

currently watching: oh boy. Ummm Call It Love, Girl From Nowhere, and W Two Worlds for Asian dramas; Daisy Jones and the Six; and Bungo Stray Dogs, Yuri on Ice, and I guess I need to start the final season of Attack on Titan for Anime

currently consuming: I just finished a glass of chocolate milk and snacking on a bowl of nuts

currently craving: any food tbh. Our dinner is almost ready I'm just ready to eat

tagging @thebirdandhersong @thecoolestfreakyouknow @cordiallyfuturedwight @wellmanneredthief

#tag games #I KNOW my currently watching looks bad #in all honesty girl from nowhere and w I'm just watching an episode here and there #though I would like to get binging a drama soon I miss it. thinking of maybe starting save me? #I mean it's got ok taecyeon and seo yeji and that bodyguard dude from eternal monarch? sign me up #also it's like a culty thriller like I think the plot would be addicting #idk why w is taking me so slow like it's not a bad drama #it just has the tone and humour that the 2016 dramas have #which are all fine and good and classics but I'm not always in the mood for them #and girl from nowhere is. a lot so I can only watch like one episode here and there #I actually need to catch up on daisy jones cause I'm only halfway through episode 2 #but I am liking it! #and technically I'm watching like 10 anime atm #cause I never ended up watching season 2 of spy x family (though I do plan to at some point) #and I started haikyuu a while back but I'll restart it after I'm done bungo stray dogs #and I need to finish Yuri on ice I've only got like 5 episodes left even though I haven't watched for weeks #(also I never talked about call it love. skdjsjdb it's really good so far I love a good melodrama) #(even though the pink filter is highly annoying) #and listen I have SO MANY ships that I like it's just that as soon as I saw that question every single ship I love flew out the window #but like mr gu and yeom mijeong will ALWAYS be that couple. #you just had to be there when mlb was airing. the girlies were going ~feral~ #and with good reason!! nothing ever goes hard as 'worship me' #and jude and cardan my problematic loves 🫶🏻 they do so much damage ugh they just *chefs kiss* #and anya and dmitry cause I just saw anastasia <3 they have my whole heart #promise by jimin being on Spotify 🥹🥹🫶🏻🫶🏻 I've always been giving!!! but now I get to receive!!!! #genuinely that song is <3 <3 #*ahem* now humbly asking for winter bear and my you #could continue talking but yeah! thanks for the tag! (if you've made it this far)

[allthepresidentsmen1976]

besties i need songs 2 learn on guitar please and thank u <3

#am going 2 get So into guitar for the week n a half that i'm home #anksjdkbfh #but no really i want to learn it better + u guys all have good taste so pls humour me <3

[fleshdyke]

sknslne

#phoebe bridgers makes me think of her #i’m listening to the gold rn and i’m thinking of sitting by a pond with her #and augh #she has two cats that i love with all my heart even though i’m allergic to them #she’s the only cis person i’ve ever met that really truly understands my mess of a gender #we stayed up until 2 am doing each other’s makeup on halloween last year and then went out and danced in the street #i made her a flower crown #she’s a kpop fan and i’m an mcr fan #we make fun of each other for it and it’s so much fun #we both love mitski though #she always has the most effortlessly gorgeous outfits #we made plans to go to an aquarium this summer #and sit in our spot and paint the view #she started ofmd and she really likes it so far #i don’t think she’s quite as obsessed as i am but that’s fine lmao #we have the same sense of humour #she told me yesterday she would be my qpp and she wanted to live in a cozy little house with me #i’m so happy she’s in my life #rambles

[povlnfour]

ੈ✩‧₊˚ BEACHED! (OP81)

pairing: oscar piastri x f!reader

summary: after oscar saves you from an embarrassing accident on the beach, you accidentally go viral

warnings: cheesy humour, chaos

ੈ✩‧₊˚ oscarpiastri just tweeted

ੈ✩‧₊˚ yourusername just posted a photo

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yoursername shout out to australia, especially to the random dude in orange who saved my life from prematurely ending (note: waves in australia are brutal stay away if you can't swim)

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yourbsf NO FR SHOUT OUT TO KING I WAS TOO BUSY LAUGJING AND TAKING PHOTOS

yoursername I NEARLY DIED Y/B/F

yourbsf i was too busy giggling! your dream boy and first time he's seeing you is nearly drowning

friend1 Y/N DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS (6)

yoursername an australian?

user IS THAT OSCAR???

user oscar in papaya even on the beach… i fear he has no other clothes

user WHAT IS GOING ON

user NOT ME SEEING OSCAR TODAY AFTER HE SAVED A RANDOM GIRL FROM DROWNING?!?!

yoursername who tf is oscar

oscarpiastri hi! random dude in orange here

yourusername UM.

ੈ✩‧₊˚ twitter reacts

ੈ✩‧₊˚ dms with oscar

ੈ✩‧₊˚ yourusername just posted stories

[captions:

1. treated the tour guide to lunch :)

2. note: don’t let an f1 driver drive the golf cart if you value your life. moments before i nearly died (again)]

ੈ✩‧₊˚ yourusername just posted a photo

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yourusername live evidence of the moment my tour guide turned on me

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user UHHHH

user oh so now they’re hanging out… i smell love at first sight

user NOT HIM DIVE BOMBING YOU????

oscarpiastri HEY i saved you again as well🙄

yourusername AFTER I SWALLOWED LIKE A GALLON OF WATER

friend1 @/yourbsf where were you during this murder attempt

yourbsf honey they don’t even know i’m here

ੈ✩‧₊˚ oscarpiastri just posted a photo

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oscarpiastri best way to get used to the aussie waves is to just go for it☀️

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user okay when will an f1 driver save ME from drowning and fall in love (and then try to drown me on two other occasions)

user hahaha i think they’re just friends

user GIRL ^ look at what he just posted dedicated to her and tell me he’s not already obsessed

yourusername please stop trying to end my life i have a child at home

user UM

oscarpiastri a dog. she has a dog.

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yourusername australia i am in love with your food, your weather, and certainly your people. i can’t wait to come back one day🤍

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user ‘and certainly your people’ 🥹🥹🥹

user i knew she was only on holiday but why am i legitimately sad she’s leaving?

user why am i crying for people i don’t know

user is the shirtless man in the bg of the third oscar😳

oscarpiastri don’t be a stranger🧡

ੈ✩‧₊˚ texts with oscar (1&2) and your best friend

ੈ✩‧₊˚ your username just posted a photo

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yourusername puppy therapy

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user no oscar in the likes again :(

user he’s so fluffy

user my heart aches so bad i want her back with oscar

user no fr i’m hoping that they can meet up when he’s travelling again :(

yourbsf coming over for a cuddle (with you and charlie pup)

ੈ✩‧₊˚ oscarpiastri just tweeted

replies…

user why do i feel like this is about y/n…

user i hope they still talk :(

user with the way they’ve been posting i don’t think they do :(

user sending you love oscar. you’ll smash next season🧡

user something definitely happened

user im guessing just summer romance that fizzled out now they’re both busy :(

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mclaren pre-season testing underway✅

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user did anyone see the interview he did on f1’s page?

user no what happened?

user they asked him about his winter break, and his smile faded so fast :/ then he just said he did a bit of exploring and moved the conversation on so fast

user god they. really fell for each other huh

user mclaren you have an opportunity to do the best thing. invite y/n to one of your races and reunite them please

ੈ✩‧₊˚ an email from mclaren

ੈ✩‧₊˚ texts with your best friend

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mclaren a special home race for oscar with even more special guests🇦🇺 #OP81

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user IS THAT… IS THAT CHARLIE PUP. IS THAT Y/N.

user DID MCLAREN TAKE OUR ADVICE

user IS IT FINALLY HAPPENING ARE MY LOVES REUNITING?

user IM HERE RN AND SHES DEFINITELY IN THE PADDOCK

user FOR REAL? HAS OSCAR SEEN HER?

user NOT YET BECAUSE HE’S BEEN IN PRACTICE SESSIONS BUT THEY FINISH SOON

ੈ✩‧₊˚ user just posted a thread

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yourusername who said fairytales aren’t real

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user OH MY GOD ITS OFFICIAL

user i would like to thank mclaren

user why am i crying. i don’t know these people

oscarpiastri and in all 100 versions of the story, i’d always choose you

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oscarpiastri i guess i was the real race winner after all

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user THE CAPTION IM SOBBING

user can’t believe y/n went from nearly drowning to dating the internet’s boyfriend

yourusername can’t wait to have my life threatened by you for years to come

oscarpiastri okay nearly backing over you was an ACCIDENT

mclaren you’re welcome😉

landonorris when is it my turn

mclaren challenge accepted…

landonorris NO NO NO I TAKE IT BACK

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a/n: HIHIHI i hope this lived up to expectations omg. the snippet for this went crazy but i don’t know if this is good EEK

huge thank you to EVERYONE for all the love in my inbox and comments recently, i’ve had so much fun writing these smaus so it’s been great to see everyone’s thoughts🤍

this will most likely be my last one shot posted before christmas with not funny (didn’t laugh) being my first post afterwards, so i want to say a huge merry christmas to all who celebrate!!

and finally. thank you for 800 followers!!! merci du fond du coeur. ça représente beaucoup pour moi🤍🤍🤍

- giselle / zellie / gigi / elle / gi i havE SO MANY NAMES

taglist (found here): @iluvvmeeee @champagnelovers101 @alessioayla @idkiwantchocolatee @skatingiswalkingincursive @six-call @he6rtshaker @hobiismyhopeu @tallrock35 @sunflower-golden-vol6 @woozarts @minkyungseokie @vellicora @tsukishitm-a @lucyysthings @treehouse-mouse @iloveyou3000morgan @gwginnyweasley @hetfieldd @sweetbabygirlsworld @wittywhispers

#f1 x reader #f1 #oscar piastri smau #oscar piastri scenario #oscar piastri x you #oscar piastri one shot #oscar piastri imagine #oscar piastri #oscar piastri x reader

[contact-guy]

(pt 1) (pt 2) (pt 3) (pt 4) (pt 5) (pt 6) (pt 7)

HOUND OF THE BASKERVILLES pt 5 (read the other parts first!)

(this is part of the Watson's sketchbook series)

letter text under the cut because SOMEONE'S handwriting is atrocious:

My dear

Dear Watson,

I have solved a mystery lately, the one concerning my distressing levels of distraction + poor humour (refer to yr. notes on NORBURY). I would like to present my thoughts to you as tidily as though this were any other case (a little ritual which, I must admit, has become one of my chief pleasures in this work). (omit; overly sentimental)

The truth is thus: over the seven years of our acquaintance, I have come to care for you beyond friendship or brotherhood. Poetically, I care for you in the Grecian way (has W. read Plato's Symposium?) ; plainly, most would consider it unwholesome.

I am aware that you are tolerant of this vice in your friends, an admirable attitude. Whether you yourself indulge remains stubbornly beyond my sight, for I find when I desire a certain outcome, logical deduction of the truth becomes impossible.

I occasionally seek to amuse and dazzle you by seeming to read your thoughts; but it is a simple trick, and I can only peer into the shallowest corners of your mind. Because of my abiding personal interest, your depths are hidden. (excessive)

I find your presence and this unspoken dialogue to be unsettling in the extreme. I am in need of resolution. Will you please tell me I require data and it must come from you. I await a response urgently at your convenience. If you desire to end our personal and professional relationship, a word to Mrs. Hudson will send me away from Baker St. for as long as you require to gather your belongings.

Yours,

S.H.

p-s- you need no reminding of propriety, but do be sure to destroy this humble note.

p-p-s- of course I could leave the rooms to you, but yr. pension would not cover the cost

#sherlock holmes #john watson #acd holmes #my art #watsons sketchbook

[grandtheftpoptart]

My grandmother gets mad when i hear her "private" conversations about me, but she speaks so fuckign loud?? Shes talking to my grandfather on speaker in the other room and i heard her say "if she lost 30-50 pounds, she's still going to be a bigger girl, or fat, because of her structure of her hips, legs, and thighs. I dont know how much she weighs now. She's extremely tall for a girl. She towers over guys her age and these things bother guys. There are guys interested in a heavy set girl, but other guys don't want to take the time to get to know someone, they judge based on looks" to which my grandfather replied "thats from society. she's still beautiful"

Stop talking about my weight and my height. I wish I were fuckign shorter, and I've already lost 50 pounds within the past year. I'm so insecure about these things and to imply I won't find someone to love based on my appearance not being accepted by society rly hurts. Like ??? This is why I can't stand my family. I'm the topic of every conversation and it's always negative or "oh I wish she was skinnier and shorter so she could actually find a man to love her"

#whats stupid is ive only had like 2 boyfriends actually in my life #and they were my height or shorter than me #ive casually dated a few people who are taller than me but that has never been about my personality and what i bring to a relationship and #only based on how i look/how i can 'preform' for them #that nonbinussy if you will #and now i rly cant trust whether people like me for me or not because all ive heard is how i should kill myself so i can please society and #im not going to be loved and apprecisted becauze 'the young and stupid men want a toothpick not her' #ive been loving my body so much because i can see im slimming down #and im consistently between hating my body and loving it. it provides for me but its also a contributing factor to why no one loves me how #i want to be loved apparently #accordijg to family^ not to me #this is why i make videos etc so i can feel good about myself but its not authentic #i love when people love my music and what i can do and take an interest in my interests #becauze without that i have nothing. i am nothing. i like so many differwnt things and i want to believe somwone will love my humour #and intellect. over my body. but i still want them to love my body and think im oretty #im not asking for much #rly getting mad at them pushing me to find a man. becauze until i moved out at 18 they didnt want me dating because they didnt eant me to #'end up like her mother' as in getting pregnant at 17 and not finishing school #as soon as i left and i turned 18 she was asking me when i was going to start having kids #like you have to be kidding me with this shit. her mother had her at 19. she had my mom at 19. my mom had me at 18. even on my fathers side #my great grandma had my nan at 18. my nan had my dad at 17. my dad had me at 16 #so for at least 3 generations (including all the cousins and shit) there have been young parents #but i wasnt allowed to? until i became a legal afult??? #idek if im fertile and im afraid to find out if im not because i want to have kids #and if i find out i cannot girve birth it will break me. i know theres ivf and adoption but i also know i will never have the finances to #explore those options #so natural birth is the cheapest and only option i currently have. but no one wants a baby. and i cant with sound mind and body put someone #through the disjointed and fucked up life that i had #this is just a whole ass rant post. i need to walk the dog and bake before i go to my friends house for horror movie night #which ngl im looking forward to deapite the 'friends' they are

[seongclb]

— enhypen reaction to you being upset when they cheat on you in a dream !

bf!enha x gn!reader, fluff & humour, established relationship au, mentions of cheating & nightmares.

req. by anon! pls let me know if u like it :3

n. @woon2u u might be a bit delulu but i’m def delulu 4U

♫ phases by chase atlantic.

𖠗 이희승 | lee heeseung.

would probably be dead asleep when you whack him awake

“y/n, what is going on??” he slurs in his sleep

“YOU TELL ME???”

his eyes shoot wide open and he jumps to sit up, but still remaining groggy while he tries to think of what he’s done

“is this bc i ate ur cookie bc i said i would get you one tomorrow” he whines

you hit him with a pillow and he whelps

“i’ll get you two???” he says, and dodges your next hit

“you cheated on me.” you say and he looks at you with disgust

“oh shush,” he says, pulling you back to bed

he obviously wins against your attempts to push him away and traps you in his warm, snug embrace

he speaks softly with his hands tracing shapes on your arms, “why would i need to cheat when i have everything i’ve ever wanted right here with me?”

judging by the amount of kisses you place on his face, he can tell he’s done a good job at shooing away your concerns for the night.

𖠗 박종성 | park jongseong.

now, you’re the only one he’ll allow to disrupt his sleep

but.. this reason

he would just let out the biggest sigh before consoling you bc even though he’s tired as heck, you’re his love and he can’t afford for you to be bothered by something

“what’s up, love?” he’d ask while stroking your back

“i had a nightmare.”

he would immediately comfort you and question what it’s about, if you’re comfortable with saying

“you cheated on me”

oh gosh he has to fight the urge to roll his eyes

“i would never do such a thing, i love you far too much”

indeed he does since he’s willing to comfort you over his sleep and just in case the thought actually does bother you, he’ll be extra affectionate and loving to you as a reminder that he’s all yours

𖠗 심재윤 | sim jaeyun.

you’d have to literally first pry his clinging body off of yours and then shake him awake

“whattt”

he has the audacity to be grumpy, you think

“sim jaeyun.”

“uh oh” he sits up and rubs his eyes. “whatever it is, i’m sorry and i love you.”

“you think that’s enough for me to forgive you for CHEATING???”

he’s like wth and laughs

“babe, what are you even sayinggg? stop being so silly i’d never do that to you,” just kisses your forehead repeatedly

just forces you back to sleep against his chest and tomorrow if you’re still sad, he’ll make it up to you

but rn, man is too sleepy so he’ll show his reassurance in sleepy kisses and whispers of affection

𖠗 박성훈 | park sunghoon.

probably feels you jolt awake which is what wakes him up

“babe, are you okay?” while getting the glass of water for you just in case

“when were you going to tell me?” you whisper

“tell you what…” man is so confused like you just woke up from bed didn’t you???

“that you’ve been cheating on me.”

he’ll roll his eyes now

“and what evidence of this do you have, my love?” sunghoon would literally look at you with no expression

“i saw it.”

“where?”

you pause, “inmydreams”

“i didn’t quite catch that, y/n”

“in my dreams” you say.

he just sighs and pulls you in his embrace

“aigooo you’re so dramatic sometimes what will i do with you” but when he sees the pout fall even lower in your lips

he just kisses it away

“don’t let these silly dreams put things into your brain, i would never do that to you, i love you the most in the world.” he’ll make fun of you another day

𖠗 김선우 | kim sunoo.

another one who would have to be shook awake

would be so sassy straight away too

“what is so important that you had to wake me up at 2:48 am for ???”

“you cheated on me in my dream,” you pout.

now he pouts

immediately becomes more concerned

i just feel like sunoo would be more understanding that this is more than a silly dream

“awww, my love,” would first try calming you down if you’re too upset but would then just pat your head

“as if theres anyone better than you to cheat with anyway! nobody compares seriously,” he reassures

after you’re calm he probably focuses on making you laugh and comfortably going back to sleep

would hate for you to sleep with something so horrid on your mind

ur his other half why would he ever want to cheat???

𖠗 양정원 | yang jungwon.

your movements would wake him up

initial reaction is to check up on you

“y/n, are you okay?”

“jungwon would you ever cheat on me”

he’d first look at you like you have two heads

but becomes softer when he sees your eyes

“of course not!! you’re the only one i want; you’re just so perfect for me, babe”

he’d say a million things to show why he would never cheat

“the thought of being with someone else disgusts me, honestly.”

oh man and if you giggle

he’ll be like mission accomplished

that’s just his sign that you’re okay now

so all is good and you’re back off to sleep

does keep an eye on you for a few days just in case

𖠗 西村力 | nishimura riki

he’s a young, growing lad who needs his sleep

so when he wakes up to you frantically waking him up

hes a mix of grumpy and concerned

“what’s wrong?” while getting up to look at you

“i had a dream that you cheated on me.”

literally can’t take you seriously but is too tired to react

“a dream? y/n what the heck,” he says.

he’ll frown when he sees you’re serious

cups your cheeks in his hands

“you don’t have to worry about something like that, i love you and even if one day we don’t love each other anymore i would never cheat”

smiles at you with so much love

“now can we go back to sleep, i’m so tired”

he’ll treat you to ice cream tomorrow though :)

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