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darkdevasofdestruction · 4 years

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Where they take you on vacation - 7 Brothers + Diavolo

Found out the edits are made by @devilgram who has such a beautiful blog and posts so many Obey Me! things that are so cool! You did a great job with all the edits! <3

LUCIFER

Lucifer would like to take you to Romania, mostly because of all the stories of the great Wallachian ruler Vlad Tepes/The Impaler and wants to find out more about his ruthless yet effective methods of insuring no crime happens in his country ( and hopes they will work on his brothers too ).

Apart from the gorgeous landscapes from the mountainside, the possibility to go to the seaside, or see the different types of regional architecture ( like the unique Black Church ) from different cities, he’d also like to get a full experience of the language, the music, the traditions ( customs, clothes, foo ) and feel for a day like a native from the old ages.

Even more, he’d find it very nice if you were to try out one of the traditional outfits, and would take a picture of you at the mountains, on a nice field, and put the developed picture in his coat, looking at it whenever he is working and misses you.

He can get pretty salty about the fact that there are still people who believe the Bran castle is Dracula’s true castle, instead of the Poienari fortress and wouldn’t hesitate to express his displeasure, but would appreciate the castle and everything displayed there nonetheless.

Also, would be the first to go to the Horror house, holding your hand if you get scared, and would feel incredibly proud that you trust him and feel safe around him, but would get such a kick out of using his demon form while at it, to scare the actors there.

His whole aesthetic draws people near as if they would actually approach a vampire royalty, which allows him to puff his chest out in pride, so hey, you’re dating a vampire now!

Would take you out at the fanciest restaurant, just to feel how the life at this place is.

Would love to take long walks on the beach at the sea, your feet in the water, holding hands, and just admiring the moon and stars while waves are your music.

You’d mostly stay silent and enjoy the atmosphere, but sometimes you talk a few words, and that’s when Lucifer is the most relaxed, calm and tender.

He would saying that he loves you with such ease for the first time in so long, and the kiss on your forehead would be so soft that it brings you more butterflies than any kiss ever could.

Lucifer looks so ethereal in the light of the moon, it’s almost like he’s glowing, and when you tell him, he’d actually blush softly, before chuckling and stroking your hair, not denying, nor agreeing with your statement.

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Mammon

Mammon loves to spend money and grab it, so what better place than Las Vegas?

He’d love for the two of you to dress super fancy and flashy, in matching colours if possible, go gambling, scam people and experience the luxury night lifestyle, go to clubs, loud music and expensive alcohol and all that.

But Mammon isn’t all about the flashy and exciting night time, instead, he would mostly love to just see the world with you by his side, and his goals is to make you happy, to he does everything he can to go sightseeing with you and reads in advance about whatever places you could visit and tells you some fun trivia about the place, he’s treating you to the fanciest food and drink places, and would spoil you rotten when going shopping, loving to see you do a little catwalk for him every time you get out of the changing booth.

He’d definitely insist on buying super cute animal Pyjamas.

He’s a huuuuuge fan of the “His Queen/Her King” trope and loves showing you off as much as possible, so get matching Tshirts or jackets and he would be SOOO proud and would laugh confidently and proud all the time, his arm around you, saying how cool you two are together and all that.

He wouldn’t admit it out loud, but he honestly doesn’t believe he’s good enough for you, but when he sees how your dazzling smile is always directed to him and you cling on his arm whenever you watch the Lights Show on the big buildings, see the beautiful fireworks or watch the impressive singing fountain...Well, he can’t help but blush and kiss your forehead, feeling butterflies in his stomach.

He’s the kind of guy who would spam his DevilGram with either couple pictures in different places you visit, or just cute pics of you or you two messing around, and his account is actually very popular for the #CoupleGoalz trend.

At night, he would like to either cuddle with you and watch a movie, or go drive through the city at night, watch the night lights, and go on a cliff, stargazing and chatting openly about everything, because honestly, this guy is always dismissed and insulted by his brothers, it’s always a relief and a fresh air when he can be himself and just...Talk with someone.

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Leviathan

Levi is the biggest weeb in the world, so the first place you’d visit together is Japan.

Anime conventions, wearing cute kimonos while going to festivals or roaming the streets of Kyoto or Akihabara, couple cosplay (Henry and the Lord of Shadows), buying merch of your favourite anime/manga/game, going to Vocaloid concerts, buying the newest Ruri-chan figurines, trying out new video games that just came out and so on.

Actually wants to go to a Pokemon cafe and fangirls SO much about all the cute pokemon themes there.

He would get you all the cutest Pokemon plushies, especially if you’re not all that into Pokemon but want to share that interest with him, so expect a Skitty, Vulpix, Shaymin, Eevee and all its Eeveelutions, Milotic plushie, while he would already be collecting plushies for the rarest Pokemons, but he’s incredibly happy that you want to do this with him.

He also gets an Ekans just for the Lolz and let’s out his tail, mostly for troll purposes, but it makes you laugh and he could swear his heart stopped beating and his cheeks were redder than ever.

He secretly got you a maid outfit and would love to see you wearing it, but he’s too embarrassed to actually say.

He would blush SO much seeing you in a kimono with a nice hair pin and a fan, while going to see the Sakura trees blossoming and you look like the Sengoku type of heroines from the dating sims he plays so much (to get experience and not fuck up with you), but somehow, you’re so much beautiful than any CG he’s every seen, no matter how gorgeous the art is.

He would get lots of packs of Pocky and despite not saying it out loud, would put a pocky in his mouth and you’d get the hint and munch on the other end of the pocky, in the end kissing him softly.

Levi.exe stopped working.

He would love taking pics of you alone, because you’re so beautiful, and would edit them to look as ethereal as possible, if you want, to even have fantastic backgrounds, and would take pride in how popular your DevilGram/InstaGram is.

He also changed his Lockscreen to have you with your hand in a half-heart gesture, while yours has him with the other half, so whenever he looks at the clock, or sees a new notif, he sees you smiling, with a cute kitten filter.

His Wallpaper is the two of you kissing, edited with a few hearts, sparkles and a little “I love you” written in cursive in a corner (you edited the pic and suggested you both use it, but he denied, so you changed it yourself for him too, while he was busy gaming, and he liked it so much that he couldn’t change it back to Ruri-chan.)

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Satan

Satan would choose England first for so many reasons!

He’s such a perfect gentleman and seeing everyone so polite and chivalrous there makes his heart bloom and would up his gentleman shills even more, wanting to impress you and make your heart skip with everything he does.

Loves to take you to different castles, see in real life everything he read in books and saw in movies or TV series, and he’s so mesmerised by the beauty of everything that he forgets he promised to be your guide, but his bright smile and the way his eyes sparkle in curiosity and glee make up for everything.

Besides, he’d definitely go back to you and explain in very precise detail the reason for his fangirling.

He’s a little nerd so bookstore dates are a huge YES, and more - CAT CAFES where you can read at your heart’s content. HUGE YES.

You’d both get our of there with tons of books that you will read together, cuddled up under the blankets while enjoying an aromatic tea that Satan prepared for you, together with some nice scones.

He’d want to go with you to Shakespeare’s grave, Dicken’s house, would like to see anything involving the Romantics and so on, since he’s in love with British literature.

Satan wants to go see the Harry Potter theme park so much, and would buy tons of merch for the two of you, and wants to go in full Hogwarts robes and wand with you.

Would take a gazillion pics of you together, that only you can see since it may ruin his reputation with his brothers for geeking out, but he’d love it if the universe was actually real.

He’d also take you to King’s Cross to take pic near the wall where you get to the 9 3/4 Platform.

And no trip to England could exist without a visit to Sherlock’s house, pretending to be detectives, and at Madam Tussaud’s Wax Museum to admire all the figures and potentially take troll pics with them.

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Asmodeus

Asmo wastes no time in taking you to Paris, of course!

And the first thing you do is have a coffee at the restaurant located on top of the Eiffel Tower.

He would, throughout all the trip, take tons of selfies EVERYWHERE, and aeshtetic pics of either you alone, him alone, or together.

He’s a Devilgram and Devilr celebrity, after all!

Loves going to all the little cafes and drink a hot beverage with you while looking and judging all the passer-bys, how they would never compare to how beautiful and fashionable you two are.

He takes you to the Versailles Palace while wearing the most glamorous outfits, and despite all the pics taken, he will tell you stories of when he visited the place long ago, and more, will tell you of the paintings displayed, since he’s rather knowledgeable.

Asmodeus will take you everywhere, but first, the Lafayette Galleries, all while streaming every second there, to shop everyone how amazing the place is.

Would pics the both of you sooo many pretty brand clothes, new skin care routine and make up products, that you almost wonder where he has all the money from, especially to pay someone to carry them back to your place.

Would take you to a lingerie shop where he’d make you try on all the cutest outfits and would buy them all, especially because he thinks they will make you more confident and wants to make sure you never thing bad of yourself, because if you’re dating him, then you’re obviously the most beautiful being he’s ever seen, inside and out. (he doesn’t count here, of course)

His wallpaper is a selfie of you two smiling and making a peace sign, from the top of the Eiffel Tower, seeing all Paris in the background, at evening, with the beautiful sky and the night lights all over.

Would take you on a cruise on Seine, serenading and drinking a glass of bubbly champagne, admiring all the buildings and the happy people sitting on the banks of the River, enjoying the scenery.

And of course, there’s no perfect trip to the City of Love without some very tender and sensual love-making, with so many compliments, praises, soft touches and gentle kisses from Asmodeus, followed by a relaxing bath with milk, honey and rose petals, scented candles, bubbles and ambiental music, and of course, a lot of cuddling all night long.

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Beelzebub

Beelzebub would want to go to Italy, since it’s the country with the best human food, and what better place to eat it them its home country?

Would actually love to go sightseeing with you and seeing all the pretty stuff there is.

He appreciates the architecture, statues and paintings of every historical place, loves to find out more about the country’s history and traditions and would like to take scenic pictures of all the places you visit...

And make a couple album where he puts pics with either you alone or together.

It’s his most treasured possession and nobody except Belphie knows about it, and while he is happy that his brother is happy, he would say it’s so cheesy.

Would have fun when doing the classic “Pushing the Pisa Tower” picture, would like to sing when you go on a Gondola ride in Venice, and pretend to be a gladiator at the Colosseum, while you’re his Caesar.

If you get him a necklace or a keychain, he’d never take it off and has it as his lucky charm, kissing it whenever he misses you or wants the day to go good.

After he understands how the food is made, he’d want to make it himself, so you cooking together would be so cute and fun, and the way you see the love and tenderness in his eyes as he looks at you laughing, while your face is covered in flour...

He’s such a precious and soft baby, and he loves you so much.

Also, he’d love to carry you around just for fun and because he loves holding you close to him, so either bridal style on on his shoulder, you say it, and he’s gonna do it.

Will also like to take lots of short videos with you two, just fooling around, giggling, laughing, making jokes, kissing, pretending to be kittens, having flour fights and all that, since they’re beautiful memories and whenever he’s sad, he watches them and he forgets the reason he was sad in the first place.

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Belphegor

Belphegor would take you to New Zealand, because he saw how beautiful and green the landscape were, thanks to the Lord of the Rings movies, so he wanted to see what would be like stargazing on such a flowery field, or sleeping in a Hobbit hole.

He’s pretty sleepy all the time, but that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t take you to see the big cities as well, eat out, shop for souvenirs and so on, but his heart is taken by the simplicity and peace the countryside and forests hold.

Belphie would actually like to have his head on your lap as you stay at the bottom of a tree and read, much like Froddo Baggings would, waiting for Gandalf.

It’s a guilty pleasure of his, but he wants to see ‘Gandalf’s’ fireworks, and when a festival like that happens, he’d hold your hand tight, having a soft smile on his face and a tender look in his eyes.

Despite not saying it very often, he will confess his love for you.

It’s barely above a whispers, but it’s genuine.

It’s simple, small, but meaningful and beautiful nonetheless.

As you stargaze on the field, he’d tell you the names of all stars and constellations that you can see, and would tell you some trivia he knows about them.

Would take a few pics here and there, but his favourite one is one where you two are on the ground outside, both your heads on his favourite pillow, while looking at each other, both of you having such genuine and pure love in your expressions.

If he ever wakes up earlier than you, and likes to troll a bit, he’d get his tail out and tickle your noes, smirking at how cute your half-asleep reactions were, but would play innocent when you ask about it, only kissing your nose to make you forget and reassure you that it was only a dream (it wasn’t).

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Diavolo

Diavolo is so easily excitable, despite his age and title for the next Devil Lord, but honestly, he wants to take you to Iceland to see the Northern Lights that you spoke so fondly about.

There are so many pretty things to see in the Devildom alright, but none of them quite as fascinating to him as how the sky lights up with so many different and beautiful shades of green, blue and pink, it’s almost unreal!

Who would have thought that the Human world could hold such natural wonders?

He could have sword you were a witch or something, and just wanted to impress him with your magic, as if charming him wasn’t enough, but this beauty makes him behave even more like a child, leaving him speechless and breathless.

Diavolo would kiss and hug you, spinning your around so many times, if you allow him, you forgot to count, which is his way of thanking you for showing him this place and he’s honestly just so happy that he can share this precious moment together with you.

You tell him some old stories about how they say the ancestors’ souls watch over everyone from up there, and that even the animals who died have their souls there, living in peace and quiet.

Despite knowing it’s obviously not true, the tales humans come up with are so creative and make so much sense to their beliefs, he’s genuinely fascinated by all these old stories and would like for you to tell him more.

Iceland’s landscapes are also to be taken into account, and Diavolo will take thousands of pics of you literally everywhere, just because you’re so cute and he’s so damn happy and wants many memories together.

Would like for you to take a selfie with his phone, while at the Northern Lights, and would make Lucifer frame it so he can have it on his desk whenever he’s working, and whenever he gets bored, tired, or just misses you, he’d gaze fondly at the picture and would occasionally kiss it.

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xueyangs-pinky-finger · 3 years

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Ooh I have the cloud recesses as my phone background.

Are you vegetarian? I am (mostly). Meaning my family has always been vegetarian so that's how I grew up and now as an adult, I've tried some meat but only eat it in social situations with friends occassionally.

Oh yes the nightless city sky is soooo beautiful!! I noticed the same thing whenever I giffed the scene where lwj shouts Wei Ying!!!!!! as wwx falls 😈😈

I used to be a huge fan of Hannah Montana as a teenager! Were you?

I've almost escaped from essay hell! Just need to proofread and edit and then upload. Almost there 😅

And yes of course I'm trying to get more cellmates in thirsty jail. Spread the thirst! 🥵

I couldn't find the exact fic link I'd mentioned but I think it was this one? I'm not fully convinced since I think the summary I'd seen before had other stuff also mentioned but it wouldn't hurt to share this link anyway so: archiveofourown.org/works/26220175/chapters/63814693

What languages do you speak? Are you trying to learn any language right now? If not, is there any language which you wish you knew or that you've always wanted to learn?

A more random question: what do you look for when creating or customising your Tumblr theme? Are there any specific must-have features? Eg. For me, I need to have pagination and not infinite scroll. And I need tags to be visible and reblog+like buttons available immediately. And easy navigation links that I can customise. I'm kind of picky, lol!

oh you’ll have to show me which pic you used sometime! I think I got mine off of nsmgroup’s twitter~

yup yup, have been my whole life (minus one experimental phase when i was rly young that i don’t like to think about)! same, it’s how i was raised & my whole family’s vegetarian too~

i’m a sucker for a pretty sky~ whenever we get nice pink clouds here or anything i always gotta go out and take pics lol. (and how many times have you giffed it omg u masochist!!)

oh for sure! you know i watched disney channel and bought those albums, lmao. though it might’ve been more pre-teen era for me? but yeah i think my faves were hannah montana, wizards of waverly place, and suite life (i must’ve watched the original but i have more memories of suite life on deck since that came later)~ i also watched sonny with a chance and then so random after~ & i was rly into high school musical, ofc. <3 that’s probably one of the reasons i enjoyed julie and the phantoms so much, is bc it’s kenny ortega and it has hsm vibes~ we need more fun musical shows and movies, honestly…

ah yay! do you have a celebration planned for when you finish? 😄

tsk tsk tsk, your pro-thirst agenda never rests… 💜

oh damn, 73k… 😳 i’ll file that one away for later, lmao.

i’m a monolingual loser, unfortunately 😔 love the idea of speaking another language, lack the motivation to follow through (story of my life alkdf). all i’ve got is a few phrases in korean, thai, and chinese i can recognize from being into kpop and watching dramas. the language i want to learn rly depends on what i’m into at the moment, but right now it would be korean and chinese. chinese just seems sooo difficult tho; it scares me alkdf. korean i feel like isn’t that bad, just based on what i know so far~ that is always a goal i have in my mind tho, to at least open up duolingo every once in a while, i just haven’t been able to get serious about it. i think i’ve always been interested in languages, but aside from being forced to learn spanish in elementary school (of which i obtained 0 knowledge after 5-6 years; everybody disliked the teacher and no one learned anything lmao), and taking like one french class, i don’t think i ever rly had a particular language i wanted to learn until i got into kpop~ i definitely wish i’d managed to learn one when i was young, since i’ve heard it gets harder as you get older, especially when it comes to accurate pronunciation, but oh well…

ooh that’s a good question bc i just recently gave this blog a theme for the first time ever!! i think i agree with everything you mentioned~! actually here are my notes from when i was looking for a theme lol: “one column, probably not too narrow, not centered, but to the right with the side bar to the left of it. a side bar that’s more gif-heavy than words-heavy (i want to showcase a good-sized gif of xue yang + pinky there). probably not too colorful, but black and white, to go with the content/theme of my blog. not super fun & sunshine and rainbows-y, but not too boring and businesslike either. no infinite scrolling. search bar is a must (rip maybe i can add one TT).” i still haven’t figured out how to add a search bar, rip… it also depends on the vibe of the blog, like i love colorful themes but they don’t rly suit this url, lmao. but i’d love to use a more fun theme on my other side blog~

#mdzsnetcc #it's been so fun chatting with you this month! <33

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kumoriyami-xiuzhen · 5 years

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Hakuoki Zuisouroku PSP Letters Translation

oh man. i’m sooo tired right now. it’s amazing how exhausted one can feel after speed walking for over an hour trying to catch panels.... unfortunately I missed the Jonathon Frakes Q and A since I couldn’t find the damn schedule.... though the Jim Lee panel was great!

Anyway, I think this was first published to commemorate the release of Zuisouroku on the PSP though I couldn’t find the original source for this unfortunately... and I seriously looked through the otomate website and all its affiliated hakuoki and blog sites for well over an hour trying to find out where this came from before giving up. If anyone happens to find out from whence this came, i’d appreciate getting the link to post here.... though I’m going to assume that the original postings have been taken down now since I have found that a lot of otomate links in the translations I’ve found no longer work.

These are 10 letters addressed to Yukimura along with larger pics of the letters that were taken from the Chinese translation that I used.

Enjoy~

Hakuoki Zuisouroku Letters

Translation by KumoriYami

Note: i’ve supplemented the translation of a few of the letter salutations for more sentence cohesion since they didn’t translate well from Chinese and purposely leaving really poorly worded sentences really, really, really bothers me..... [otherwise it’d say dear wife or w/e]

To my dear wife Back then, there were many things that I needed to protected. Because of this you were always tired. ......But, you have been with me for all this time, witnessing everything. .....Thank you. Hijikata

To my cute/lovely wife The first time I met you I thought you were a weird/strange kid. Thinking back now, your words always surprised me/went beyond my expectations. Clearly gentle, but stubborn. .....But it's this kind of you that is loved by me/But that's how I like you/what i like about you. [???] Okita

To my dearest lady, Thinking about what happened, I finally understand how much i was attracted to you and how I was always supported by you. Whenever I am confused, you were always pointing me to the right direction. ......In any case, I cannot express how grateful I am to you with words. Saito

To my dear wife That time, I was always struggling.... Although I regret it now.... But, from now on, I will no longer be lost. Because your smile is in my most correct direction! Toudou

To my wife Although you have been in/with the Shinsengumi for a long time, but looking back now, it feels that what happened only yesterday. ......(A) Dream that was always short-lived/short and ethereal [??] But, I will make this dream that I have together with you continue, this is absolute. Harada

Dear Yukimura-kun The first time I met you.... I never imagined that a young girl like you, would become an indispensable existence to everyone. ...Yukimura-kun, please continue to take care (of us) in the future. Kondou

Dear Yukimura-kun To actually stay with the Shinsengumi for such a long time, why is this? Sometimes, (I) inadvertently think of your smile. ....Your existence, to us, is a symbol of the calm memories amidst the cruelty of battle. [???] Sanan

To my important younger sister! When I think of you, your hard work first comes to mind. You're really great. .......Since my little sister is trying/working so hard, i can't fall behind as the/your (elder) brother! Just watch my active appearance/figure [????] Nagakura

To Yukimura-kun At the beginning, I thought that you coming to the Shinsengumi would cause trouble for everyone.... But now, everyone has received lots of help from you. .....Really it's incredible. From now on, let's continue to work (hard) for the Shinsengumi. Yamazaki

My wife Looking at you, I sometimes think of the Shinsengumi. Although I know that you lived together with them for many years, (and) how much you were influenced by them......nevertheless I will however get/be jealous. [?] Although there is no need to forget them, but from now on you only need to look at me. Kazama

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this was a serious pain to have translated despite how short (in comparison) this was to some of the other stuff i’ve been working on...since bad grammar really bothers me (Seriously. Terrible English (well, more improper sentence structure since I dislike grammar and get lazy with that and capitalization at times) bothered me to the point where I volunteered to edit every assignment whenever I was working in a group while in post-secondary since I couldn’t stand how badly written some things were. i lost count of how many formal reports were written with pre-grade 8 english from non ESL students). Thankfully i haven’t come across anything else like this aside from those ssl message cards...

Also, in case it needs to be said: I do not mind people sharing my translations. However, the day I see someone claiming that my work is theirs or copying my stuff without citing where it came from.... that will be the day I stop making my stuff accessible and when I a) finally figure out how to go and use patreon and make it so that people will have to pay for access to my translations... and b) learn more about discord so that I can share my translations to the the people who I know appreciate my stuff (mind I don’t really use discord either as my preferred method of communication is Steam chat lol).

(by the way, why is this post so popular?)

#Hakuoki #hakuouki #hakuoki zuisouroku #hakuoki other translation #saito hajime #hijikata toshizou #okita souji #toudou heisuke #harada sanosuke #kondou isami #sanan keisuke #nagakura shinpachi #yamazaki susumu #Kazama Chikage #may edit later

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dstarstories · 6 years

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NSFW: Tobias Edition

As promised, here is Toby’s answers to all of the NSFW questions ^__^ Under a read more since sooo many :p

1:When did you lose your virginity? When I was 14 & I.. Well, I think I’ve told this story enough. College girl. Blah blah. 2: Rough sex or soft sex? Depends on the partner really. Rough sex with a random one night stand but soft sex with someone who matters. 3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? No, actually. I do prefer my men young but no unusual fetishes or anything of that nature. 4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex? In a separate room while I large, private party was happening. A back alley at a club. A bathroom at a recording studio. In the ocean. Pick one. 5: Favourite sex position? Missionary I suppose. I like to be looking into his eyes. 6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive? Dominant. 7: Have you ever had any one night stands? Yes, of course. 8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? The bed. 9: Have you ever had sex in a public place? Of course. Many times over. 10: Have you ever been caught masturbating? Yes. My family’s poor maid was mortified. 11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like? It looks like nothing because that’s exactly what it is. 12: How often do you have sex? I’m a very busy man, a father & newly divorced. I almost never have sex. 13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with? Yes, there is. 14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? Giving. I am but a kind & giving man who loves to bless worthy men with my talents. 15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? There was that time we were caught in the act by his fiance... 16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? I don’t listen to music during sex typically. 17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex? See above. 18: Are you into dressing up for sex? I’m more into my partner being the one to dress up but if I’m asked by someone who deserves it, then sure. 19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower? A sexy bath is always nice. 20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? My ex husband. 21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? Yes, I have. 22: Do you/would you use sex toys? I have & I would again. I definitely prefer to be the one using them ON someone else. 23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? Yes but I prefer to be the receiver in this case. 24: Would you have sex with your best friend? No. Absolutely not. 25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink) Shower typically. With Archer, I would hold him & we were sleep if it were nighttime. 26: Something that will never fail to get you horny? Nibbling on my ear. 27: Early morning sex or late night sex? Early morning is always the way to go when given the choice. 28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex? Eyes I suppose. 29: Favourite body part on the same sex? Chest & abs. 30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: Pictures that I’m not quite sure I will ever to be able to part with. (They’re sexy pics of blondie) 31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: What do people say here? I’ve had sex with women. Does heterosexual vaginal intercourse count as weird? It does to me. 32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] Yes & I think that it’s great. Much better than some I have tasted. It pays to care for oneself properly. 33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: I.. I don’t like to answer questions about condoms *scowls* 34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: Something tasty & fruity. Maybe even a good wine, yes off of the body. Or maybe a cherry sauce of some kind. 35: Worst possible time to get horny: During a lecture in front of a room full of students. 36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans? I enjoy it very much. 37: How much fapping is too much fapping: Beat it until the damn thing falls off for all I care. 38: Best sexual complement you ever got: I get told quite often that I am the best they’ve ever had. 39: Favorite foreplay activities: Oral, nipple play, a lot of passionate kissing. 40: What do you wear to bed? Usually just boxer briefs when it’s just me. If the kids are around, I will usually wear a shirt as well. 41: When was the first time you masturbated: I think I was about 11. 42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? No, I don’t keep those things of myself. Why would I? I’ve only taken them to share with someone else. 43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? Months.. Maybe closer to a year. 44: Have/would you ever have sex in public? Yes. Christ! This seems to be someone’s favorite topic, doesn’t it? 45: Have/would you ever had a threesome? Yes, I have. Never again. 46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? I used facial moisturizer as lubricant. 47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? Not often but if I am in the mood to indulge, it is with gay porn. 48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not) Of course I do. People actually answer no to this question? 49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? I’m not a big fan. I don’t mind one or two if they aren’t huge or hideous. 50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? It would be odd at my age but I have done it before. It was fine. I don’t mind. Just means you take extra care. 51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? Peanut butter. No, I am not going to explain. 52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? Jesus, neither. If I am forced, I suppose a prostitute. But I would be very exclusive & very, VERY expensive. 53: Do you watch porn? Not very often. 54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? No, I have not. At least not to my face *shrugs* 55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? Not typically but I have before & would if asked by someone special. 56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? I prefer men to be groomed so I guess it would just depend on how long they had let it go. 57: If you could give yourself head, would you? No. I could certainly find someone to do it for me. 58: Booty or Boobs? Booty. 59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) No, I am a very loyal person. Have I been with someone who was cheating on their partner? Well.. that is definitely a different question. 60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do? I’m not sure I would do anything much different... 61: have you ever watched someone masturbate? Yes & it’s very enjoyable, especially if it’s the right person. 62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate? Yes, they have. We usually were doing it together, at the same time. 63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? Yes, of course. 64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) Stroking myself. 65. What is your bra/penis size? This seems rather inappropriate. I’m not answering with exacts but the likelihood of it being bigger than yours is very high. 66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? I don’t put strange things inside of my body. 67. When was the last time you masturbated? A few days ago. 68. When was the last time you had sex? ...I’m going to politely decline to answer this one. My partner at the time surely wouldn’t care to have you knowing *smirks* 69. When was the last time you watched porn? I’m really not sure. It’s probably been months. 70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? Yes. That’s all I’m saying. This is too detailed & it’s best if you use your imagination. 71. Guys:Circumsized? Wouldn’t you like to know? 72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? My thighs & my back. 73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? My cock. 74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? 75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? 76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? Not since I was a sex-crazed teenager. 77. Which wet dream was your favorite? This is insane. It had to do with the captain of the school’s tennis team. There. 78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? Not sure if my ex husband counts as a friend but if so, yes. 79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? A young Brad Pitt. 80. Favorite sexual position? I already fucking answered this. 81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? No, I don’t. I don’t like being called these things period. 82. Are you into any BDSM? Not particularly. 83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why? Yes. Archer. Of course, I still managed to get him into bed now didn’t I? 84. Do you like dirty talk? I do, quite a bit. 85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? I’m not silent but I definitely don’t think that I am loud. 86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? Already talked about this one too. Caught masturbating by a maid. Caught fucking someone by their ex, well ex after they were caught at least. 87. What kind of porn do you like to watch? Gay porn? I’m not so involved that I have any specifics. 88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? An erection, yes. Masturbated? No, I can’t say that I have made a confession like that.

#thanks for asking!!#toby anon #I am serious...#about my post earlier #*deep sigh*#but who I have for Archer is soooo good y'all #and Steele is better #being shuffled between the two #so alas #Tobias Presley #character development

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A Locally Sourced Easter at Home

Don’t let all that's happening put a damper on your Easter celebration, get back into the spirit by bringing some local love into your day! We have plenty of places for you to get the perfect Easter Sunday or springtime looks with special pickup and/or delivery accommodations as well. There are local restaurants awaiting your love with delicious ready-to-go Easter meals available at your fingertips, so that way you don’t even have to cook! We have some great places for you to get goodies for the kids (or you!) with some Easter basket fun and deals as well as DIY decor and other fun things you can get into this holiday at home. Join us in the celebration, stay safe and support local!

What To Wear

Bishop Boutique: This dress was made for Easter Sunday!

The Hive: 25% off all dresses including jumpsuits and rompers to help you get all dressed up for the #hoptoit challenge, just like this perfect spring green dress that’s on sale!

Kiskadee: Fresh maxi style perfect for spring and summer looks, normally $98 but 25% off now, DM or call/text 703-606-5254 to purchase, free local delivery or curbside pickup as well as free shipping!

Tsalt: Loving this bright blue outfit, perfect for a more casual Easter at home but still stylish, Smythe top was originally $395 now $316; Paige jeans originally $215 now $172, support small business and take advantage of this 20% off.

The Shoe Hive: Check out their single remaining pairs of select shoe styles, waiting for the perfect home, just like these bright pink midi heels matching this latest trend perfectly, all singles are now marked at 40% off!

Twist: Get early access to their new online store and receive 30% off your first online order, enter your email and become a free VIP member!

Mint Condition: Take this time and treat yourself to that designer bag or pair of shoes you’ve always wanted minus the designer price tag, like these Veronica Beard sandals plus an additional 20% off. Call 703-836-6468 to buy today.

Gifts For Her

She’s Unique: She’s Unique has the best necklaces for layering, like this $65 pearl choker, pair it with your favorite gold earrings or even DM them for a styling session! Order online and they do curbside drop off for locals.

Mystique: Create a custom piece or pick from their collections of elegant and gorgeous jewelry, this simple, gold $120 butterfly necklace is the perfect subtle, spring accessory. Order online or call 703-836-1401 as they are only open by appointment.

ALX & Co Jewelry: Check out their online store for Little Breaths COVID-19 Relief Bangles available for $100 and for every purchase they will donate $50 to the ACT for Alexandria COVID-19 Relief Fund, not to mention they’re adorable. Purchase online as their store is available for appointment only.

Boutique Boxes: Support four boutiques with this one purchase that makes the most perfect grown up Easter basket! Email info@theshoehive or DM any of the participating boutiques on Instagram.

Kiddos Easter Baskets

Monday’s Child: Join Mondays Child in keeping up with your family traditions and making this day special, just post a picture of your Easter past and present and tag #hoptoit to join the fun! The sweetest easter baskets for your little ones! Personalization and monogram available!

529: So many cute ideas for your Easter baskets! Plus lots of other great basket stuffers for your littles!

Table Settings & Decor

Patina -Find the most thoughtful table settings and decor at Patina this spring! We love the hand painted bunnies, perfect for your table or to spread some cheer around your home. Pre-Order your Friday Flowers, Easter Edition by Thursday. They sell out fast!

Boxwood - To set an Easter - or any Spring celebration - table that brings joy, we love to use whimsical elements such as colorful paper placemats (Runners, Easter Placemats and Cabbage Placemats in pics, all $29). We also believe in mixing up the different textures and colors as well as pulling unexpected items to the table such as small bowls of candy or toys. By layering many different objects above and beyond the plates and silverware - you're sure to make it a special occasion.

Tulusa: Dress up your place settings with hand printed napkins made right here in Alexandria. Available at Boxwood and for local delivery!

Helen Olivia: Order a stunning floral arrangement to really perk up your table setting. Browse Helen Olivia’s website for options or call in for a custom order!

Enchanted Florist: Just because there may be less of you at the table this year, doesn’t mean you should skimp on making it still feel special. Treat yourself to a gorgeous arrangement from Enchanted Florist. Browse their website or call to order.

AR Workshop: They have created a fun and colorful Easter DIY kit for you and your family to enjoy, including 4 fun painting projects on both wood and canvas, a printable kit with 23 pages of fun, emailed directly to you; banners, toppers, labels, activities and sooo much more for a fun stay at home Easter party! Order now for curbside, no-contact pick-up Wednesday, 4/8 between 11am and 2pm.

Katie will be doing a live demo of these kits on Zoom on Friday at 12pm! Use the link below to join in on the fun!

https://zoom.us/j/549213854?pwd=eTB3YWRIb090Z0dYd29meFFmTDJxdz09

Easter Dinner

Stomping Ground: Enjoy a delicious brunch or dinner that serves 2-3 people for pick up between 11am and 5pm on April 12, simply order online!For just $55 the mean comes with Sliced Rosemary Ham, Black Pepper Parmesan Biscuits, Spring Salad with Peas, Asparagus, Spring Onion, Pistachio, and Green Goddess Dressing, Creamy Hashbrown Casserole with Dill, and finally Lemon Pound Cake with Strawberries.https://www.stompdelray.com/

Cedar Knoll: Bring a special meal home for your family to enjoy. You’ll almost feel like your being transported to the restaurant! Please call ahead or email by April 9th to place your order and be sure to have your full name, number of adults and children to serve and requested pick up time or delivery address ready. Please pay by card in advance and note any add ons or special requests such as bottles of wine or champagne or mixed six packs of beer, allergies, etc. Some guests may want to eat their meal at a later time, so also specify if you would like your items to be hot or cold when you pick them up. For all deliveries, the guest must live within a 5 mile radius of the restaurant, and free delivery goes to the first 30 guests who request delivery! This is a great choice for a yummy Easter brunch or dinner!

Eco Caters: Order a few dishes for your Easter meal or have some delicious brownies delivered from a local pastry chef to cover your sweet tooth!

Cocktail Hour

Hadley of Hosted Events came up with some killer cocktail recipe that she is sharing with us, perfect to accompany your meal! She will be doing a live demo on TSG IG Live on Thursday at 2pm! Follow along!

Only hanging with my peeps

-3/4 oz cranberry juice

-1.5 oz sparkling water (I used lime flavored)

-1.5 oz tequila

-1/4 oz simple syrup

-Stir

-Add ice

-Garnish with a peep

Aslin - Don’t forget to pick up some beer for the boys. Order online at Aslin and have your beer delivered or you can pick up curbside!

Wishing you all a Happy and safe Easter!

#easter #local #easter ideas #shop local #spring trends #Alexandria

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Imagine If They Had Just Made Them Gay: SuperHero Edition

Out of all the numerous movie categories out there, the superhero genre has always struck me as insanely queer. Maybe it’s all the tight, spandex outfits. Or the overly common “outsider / sociality reject” theme that can be found in almost every superhero movie known to man. But, regardless of the reason, most superhero movies tend to be one good, sweaty grappling fight scene away from being dubbed an LGBTQ+ instant classic. So then why aren’t there more queer superhero movies? Simple. Superheroes, by our antiquated societal definition, are supposed to be the epitome of hyper masculinity. They are super muscular, insanely good looking, and always manage to not only save the day, but also win over the affection of the damsel in distress while doing so. And of course, this naturally means, they can’t be associated to anything that remotely goes against those stereotype. Like being female. Or queer… Or, god forbid, being a queer female. Yes, there have been some great strides made over the past few years to fix this general disparity and we are finally starting to see more of an overall variety when it comes to types of superheroes on the big screen *cough* Wonder Woman *cough*, but there’s still a long, long way to go. So, while I sit and wait for Hollywood to finally make my dreams come true and produce a honest to god queer female superhero movie, I pass the time by playing a few rounds of “Imagine If they Had Just Made Them Gay” with some of my all-time favorite superhero movies. Power Rangers (2017) Now, I know what you’re thinking… Power Rangers? Seriously? Out of all of the one to choose from in the vast lexicon of superhero movies, why Power Rangers? Isn’t it just a cheesy, big-screen version of the painfully bad 90’s kids TV show? Well, three reasons. One, the Power Rangers Movie is actually good… like surprisingly good, in an modern day Breakfast Club, extra angsty sorta way. Don’t believe me? Go on and watch it for yourself. Don’t worry. I can wait… Done watching? Good. Now, let’s continue. Secondly, the Power Rangers is one of the rare examples of an ensemble superhero movie that features more than one female lead. Crazy, right? But, sadly, it’s the truth. The Avengers? Black Widow. Fantastic Four? Sue Storm. The Justice League? Wonder Woman. You get the point. And lastly, it’s the first superhero movie to feature a queer character. Granted, I use the word “queer” loosely because this is only hinted at in one scene where Trini (aka the Yellow Ranger) gives an indirect “coming out” speech after being asked if her problems were “girl problems.” But, at the same time, though, given her steady wardrobe of flannels and beanies, and faux shaved side of the head hairstyle, little to no verbal confirmation is actually needed. Trini, in short, is one rainbow flag away from a one woman pride parade. So, given all of the above, plus the overwhelming amount of Trini / Kimberly (aka the Pink Ranger) “getting to know you” deleted scenes, why on earth didn’t they just take it one step further and make it a full-fledged queer falling in love story? Absolute head scratcher, right? Well, I still hold out hope for there being one in the next movie (that’s if Lionsgate comes to their senses and finally green lights a sequel), but in the meantime, imagine if Power Rangers went a little something like this… Kimberly Hart. Once head cheerleader and ex-teen royalty of Angel Grove High, falls from grace after leaking a nude pic of her ex-best friend to her then boyfriend. (side note: still have sooo many questions as to why she had this pic to begin with. Is this a straight girl thing? Cause, if not, it so screams gay in a “I have memorized every Tegan and Sara song known to man” sorta way.) After giving herself an impromptu bob in the high school bathroom during Saturday detention, Kimberly happens to stumble upon four other high school social rejects late one night at the local quarry and they proceed to make a life changing discovery in the way of five oddly colored, intergalactic gems. Quickly coming to the realization that they suddenly now all possess superpowers thanks to the mysteriously gems, the group returns to the quarry the next day in an attempt to figure out what the hell is going on. And it’s at that very moment, that Kimberly’s whole life changes… Cue Trini. Angel Grove’s very own death metal loving, yoga practicing, resident pocket-sized queer. She’s feisty, sarcastic, and knows just how to impress a girl with her climbing up the side of a rock face and then leaping over an enormous cavern skills. Unable to hide her gay, Kimberly stumbles her way through a painfully awkward conversation where she tries to turn on the charm and convince Trini to come with them. And when that doesn’t work, she decides to just bite the bullet make a move (literally) but grabbing hold of Trini, throwing them right over the side of a cliff. And so begins the all too familiar “is it or isn’t it a date” montage. It’s all fun and games, until a gold obsessed villain named Rita shows up and decides to pay a late night visit to Trini. Rita proceeds to rough Trini up as a warning to the rest of the rangers and in the process fully ticks off Kimberly. Out for blood, Kimberly convinces the rest of the rangers to go after Rita. But, like most novice superheroes, the are beyond ill prepared and not only do they get their asses handed to them but the run also results in Billy ( aka the Blue Ranger) getting temporarily killed. After a quick regroup back at the ship for a prep talk and a minor supernatural resurrection, the rangers go after Rita once again, this time sporting brand spanking new suits and prehistoric themed vehicles. An epic battle ensues and in a sudden life and death moment, the light bulb finally clicks for both Trini and Kimberly. They want to be together… No, scratch that. They NEED to be together. And right now. With the burst of extra motivation, Kimberly and Trini lead the charge and help the boys send Rita on a one way trip to deep space and then sneak off to celebrate with one another… again… and again… and again… Hancock (2008) Again, I know what you’re thinking… Power Rangers is one thing, but Hancock? Not only is it a mediocre movie at best, it’s not even based off of a pre-existing comic franchise. I whole-heartily agree that Hancock has its fair share of problems. For starters, the main one being the casting of Will Smith as Hancock himself. Now, don’t get me wrong. I love Will Smith. There are roles that are just good fits for him and then there are the other ones–the ones like Hancock. And then there’s Jason Bateman. Jason Bateman always plays one type of character and one type of character only… Michael Bluth. And Michael Bluth should never ever exist within a superhero movie. But, looking beyond its problems, Hancock does have something going for it that most superhero movies, more often than not, tend to severely lack–an original and unique story. Hancock’s plot at its core is an unrequited love story. Two superheroes, who are destined to find one another time and time again regardless of the situation, yet the mere presence of one another is so toxic that being together will eventually lead to their deaths. Sound vaguely familiar? Like something you might’ve seen in real life once or twice? That’s because this plot could also double as a description for roughly 65% of all queer relationships. Who hasn’t had a friend (or ten) break up with the same girl time and time again only to get back together with her a few months later because “they can’t help themselves”? So, given that it’s plot is insanely queer to begin with, imagine if Hancock went something like this… (Sidenote: My photoshop skills are good, but not THAT good. So, every time you see Will Smith, just imagine an amazing actress instead… Like Samira Wiley) Hancock, a rough around the edges queer superhero, is known for two things. Protecting the citizens of greater Los Angeles from a wide array of criminal activity and creating an insane amount of collateral damage while doing so. In short, Hancock has a MAJOR perception problem. But does she care? Chalk it up to years of being dubbed an “outsider” or a superhuman sized chip on her shoulder, but Hancock just doesn’t seem to care what anyone thinks about her. She’s a superhero and that means show up, kick some ass, and save the day. End of story. There’s just no need for anything (or anyone) else. But, then one day, Hancock’s world is turned upside down when she happens to save the life of a lovable but super generic PR specialist named Ray. Beyond grateful, Ray makes it his personal mission, not only to befriend Hancock, but also to help her turn her public image around. New clothes. New attitude. And of course, new social circles. Hancock begrudging goes along with it all, including agreeing to attend a family dinner, where she happens to discover that Ray’s wife Mary looks oddly familiar. And suddenly… BAM! Hancock finds herself inexplicably drawn to Mary. She simply can’t get enough of the woman and needs to be around her 24/7. Mary, though, wants nothing to do with Hancock. She’s not only strangely standoffish, but seems to make up an excuse to leave the room whenever Hancock appears. Dying to win Mary over, Hancock attempts to learn more about her and in the process discovers that Mary, in fact, is a superhero as well. But before Hancock can confront Mary on this unique shared similarity, Mary falls deathly ill and is hospitalized. No one seems to know what the problem is and to make matters worse, Hancock is affected as well, but only when she’s in proximity to Mary. Hancock is pushed to the brink of insanity while trying to unearth what is causing Mary’s illness. Unable to handle her feelings, she goes on a crime-fighting bender and after being hit on the head by a flying piece of debris, suddenly remembers who exactly Mary is. Mary is Hancock’s eternal soulmate and, in a cruel twist of fate, also her ultimate kryptonite. Lifetime after lifetime, they are destined to find one another, only to inadvertently poison each other to death by their mere presence. Not wanting to put Mary through anymore unnecessary pain and suffering, Hancock decides that the only sane and logical thing to do is for her to disappear forever and live out the rest of her life in utter isolation. She goes to see Mary one last time to say her goodbyes, but for she can carry out her plan, Mary stops her. Thanks to modern technology, there’s a way they can be together and yet be apart at all at the same time… So, what do you think? What other superhero movies do you think would be better if they had just made it gay? http://dlvr.it/PjNdz1

#Movies #Hancock #Imagine If They Had Just Made Them Gay

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