#i committed tax fraud

[clownsuu]

Hi hello, would you look at that, huh! Saw this lil fella on our backyard a dozen times already.. he looked lonely and it's getting cold here, so maybe I should take him in -

You seem to know a thing or two about bugs and I never seen one like this! So I thought I could ask for advice, like is he the friendly kind at all?

(Couldn't take much pictures cuz he kept wiggling around 😔😔)

I G A S P E D

THE LITTLEST OF GUYS

#MARKETABLE PLUSHIE ROBBIE REAL?!?!?!?! #AWEAWEAWEAWEAWEEEEEEEEE THE LITTLEST OF GUYSSSSSSSSSS THERE HE ISSSSS;;;;;;;;; #Very friendly lil guy- he probably got lost again following a frog or smth- #Survived off of eating dandelions and some dirt… #And possibly a orange peel or two- #AWEEEEEEEEEE LITTOL GUYYYY;;;;;;; #He may head butt your ankle for attention if you leave him alone for too long— (or nibble you) #robbieeeeeee ;;;;;; he looks so lovely and handsomeeee;;; #him in his natural habitat… what crimes has he committed before being found? #(Possibly arson and/or tax fraud- he’s on the run with a warrant out for his arrest) #So many possibilities you can do with the lil guy… like spin him around in a tight hug or throw him at a wall- #So cuuuteee waaAAAAhh ;;;;; #Robbie robs #must put this in his tag cause he deserves it JDDHHDH #AWEEAWEEEEEEE I LOVE THIS SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEAAAAA

[stary-night]

Also love how Murderbot is like "ART doesn't like violence, it just likes to get its way". "My bestie doesn't enjoy murder, just manipulating people to get what it wants."

Truly a morally grey girlboss (no gender).

#I love ART - a character of all time #also it commits tax fraud for seemingly no reason djwjewk #System Collapse #System Collapse spoilers #The murderbot diaries #tmbd #murderbot diaries

[gooboogy]

He really could have said anything honestly

#a various number of versions where he says shit like #i wanna sniff your pits or something #he commits tax fraud #eats babies #jerks off in jons office #etc etc my beautiful freak son #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #ive learned how to blur things #goobarts

[hahawasabi]

we're all sane here, promise

in @emelinstriker's discord server, all your dreams and nightmares alike will come true :DDDD

wtf is blackfeathers?? idfk.

#discord convos #memes #emelinstriker #hahawasabi #NO. EMELIN #BLACKFEATHERS IS NOT CANON AND NEVER WILL BE. #for the cat food thing i felt that but with dutch pancakes #tHEY TASTE LIKE DRIED SYRUP #and mayor committing tax fraud? thats canon now folks #I SAID IT. IM THE MAYOR AHAAHAHAHAAHAAH /ref

[civilization-illstayrighthere]

V, fumbling the holo keyboard because he and Kerry have been holed up in his kress street fuck shack doing it dirty nasty for a week and change and he’s suffering from dehydration at this point: maybe wouldn’t put it past him. the stacks tho? uh i mean. ttyl.

#kerry eurodyne #phantom liberty #phantom liberty spoilers #cyberpunk 2077 spoilers #cp 2077 #CACKLING i love the Pacifica typhoon that man is a treasure. anyway. this text is too good #i also loved finding out that Kerry commits tax fraud. rockerboy king ❤️ #happy to have any little Kerry crumb they throw at us #i accidentally got spoilers that Kerry somehow has long hair at one point and while #im a bit peeved also looking forward to finishing so i can see it / the context myself #cause every bit they’ve been giving just. aligns perfectly w my headcanons 🥹

[lil-red-reaper]

Recently a friend of mine got a cameo from Miles about what a hypothetical relationship between Jaune and either Ruby or Weiss would look like

I’m just sharing the Lancaster part here, but if you want to see the whole thing you can look at this thread

Miles is hilarious and it definitely made my day to hear him have fun talking about my OTP

Enjoy, and remember this is all for fun! Be respectful!

#rwby #rwby ships #miles luna #cameo #lancaster #rwby lancaster #lancaster rwby #jaune x ruby #jaune arc x ruby rose #jaune arc #ruby rose #rwby ruby rose #kim possible and ron stoppable vibes we love to see it #lancaster being chaotic van lifers who accidentally commit tax fraud is something I didn’t know I needed until today lmfao #absolutely loved the part where he also said they focused on caring for one another and love languages that’s so cute #‘they’d be fun parents but would that child survive’ pffhdhddj

[ferngle]

here's a grumpy old uncle. it's the cleanest sketch i have at the moment, and that's not saying much. (might clean it up later, who knows.)

#can he be my grunkle??? #i wanna go commit tax fraud with him #i always forget how fun it is to draw older characters #i dunno why. old man faces are just fun to draw #don't mind me. just having my monthly hyper fixation #ccinochai art #doodles #gravity falls #grunkle stan #stanley pines #ferngle art

[kujakumai]

Wild speculation that the reason GX uses Kaiba so sparingly but does whatever they want with Pegasus is that the more you depict Kaiba or get him involved in the plot the more noticeable Mokuba's absence becomes and they know the timeskip means it is simply not possible or excusable to depict Mokuba without majorly redesigning him and they don't have the guts for that.

#it's fine. *I* know what 20-something Mokuba looks like. #he wears sneakers with his suit to show he's Cool Hip Young Corporate Executive. he grew his hair out again and wears ponytails now. #a real cutie. domino city's most eligible bishonen. commits tax fraud. #the one where jaden kills everyone

[thatuselesshuman]

Pov: me when I see people trying to assign politics to my favorite pieces of media

#not my photo #taken from pinterest #I fr hate when people assign politics to the silliest of things #Like #No #My twink isn't your next Ben Shapiro #Leave my twinks alone #They're just trying to committing tax fraud alr #six of crows duology #six of crows fandom #six of crows #soc #shadow and bone #grishaverse #kaz brekker

[jtl-fics]

ichirou @neil in the math au

Submitted by @snazzy-jas-z-is-a-fan-of

#submission #Math Nerd AU #PFFT #Too bad Neil wrote it in a spreadsheet #Spreadsheet trumps diary #Also the idea of Ichirou having a diary is gold #Dear Diary #This may surprise you but I committed no Tax fraud today because Neil Josten continues to be useful #This may not surprise you but I did do a bit of contract killing #As a treat #Neil said such a funny joke #I will transcribe it below #Love the number one son #Ichirou Moriyama #Neil Josten

[clownsuu]

Holy cow there’re a lot and I really do mean A LOT of Welcome Home AUs, and more coming too. Not saying it’s a bad thing, but it makes sense considering WH doesn’t have a lot to work with so it leaves tons of room for fans to play around with. I just hope it doesn’t get outta hand like what happened to Undertale with its AUs.

People are free to have creative liberty on what aus they wanna make- like you said there is very little canon content to munch on so people will pull a “fine I’ll do it myself” JCHFHDHU-

I personally don’t mind it as well, but I do enjoy the aus where they purposely change Wally’s height just to make him more simp-able LMAOO

#Personally all my aus (like 3-4-? Honestly kinda just one aka mob the others are off brands LMAO) Wally are all still the same height #Except Yakuza Wally #He’s a single apple taller #Used god like powers to gain a single inch of height #Home wouldn’t allow any more smhhhhhh #Iv seen a lot of aus but personally I’m a big fan of the more jokey/light hearted non serious ones #Like this one whole au is just Wally being high LMAOOOO #Iv been tempted to make a au just called “Wally commits tax evasion/fraud” for like two weeks now #Oh I also love gangster au (joke au please don’t take this seriously) from toonz #Stunning amazing brilliant perfect show stopping- #More serious is probably greyscale #Mostly cause one: dadpa biased- #And two it’s a really cool concept with hella lotta drama for it (gotta love me some broken ass peeps) #But yeah as long as people don’t start making really sus aus/breaking clowns boundaries in the au verse we should be fine #Cause lort fuggin knows that they will be harassed to oblivion for it JDHDHDDH

[character-of-all-time]

i have done my taxes. it was terrifying.

#portension #I MADE A MAJOR MISTAKE AND COULDNT FIND IT FOR THE LONGEST TIME #BUT MY RETURN WENT FROM $500 TO $1400 SO I WAS LIKE. WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO???? #I COULDNT FIND IT AND WAS ABOUT TO SUBMIT THEN I WAS LIKE OH LET ME JUST CHECK AGAIN JUST IN CASE #TURNS OUT I ACCIDENTALLY DOUBLE REPORTED MY ROTH IRA CONTRIBUTION AND. YEAH THATS BAD U SHOULDNT DO THAT #WHY DO THEY HAVE THAT IN TWO SEPARATE PLACES #I GOT CONFUSED!!! #but now my return is back to $500. sigh. should have just committed tax fraud.

[nguyenfinity]

Totally normal over the fact you gave niki rinne's shirt

He wants to marry Niki so bad but he must pay his Boyfriend TaxesTM first

#i'm also totally normal about it (lying) #enstars #niki shiina #inbox doodle #niicookie tag #rinniki #contrary to popular belief i actually don't think rinne would commit tax fraud #... i think #rinne may get his wallet but he gets half rinne's wardrobe and it doesn't work the other way around 'cause niki's shorter aha #but not by that much-- #sana postal service

[transtronic]

Obsessed with this vintage frog plush I got for a quarter at the thrift store

His name is Herbert

#toys #vintage #plush #vintage plush #vintage toys #frog #frog plush #cursed #or blessed perhaps #thrifting #herbert has committed tax fraud in his lifetime #I guarantee it

[transgnckon]

Tax season always makes me nervous……

#txt #I’m like omg what if I unknowingly commit tax fraud 😭😭😭 #& I pay someone to do my taxes likeeeee

[drumlincountry]

Evil landlord coworker is so evil and so a coworker I really can't cope

#Me Fein #She's periodically like. Pleasant to interact with. And makes an effort with Jamie's pronouns. #Which gives me huge whiplash when she then talks about how everyone on benefits is subhuman #Or about how her accountant is helping her commit fraud #Or how she gets any works done on her house deducted from the taxes she pays as a landlord #By claiming they're done on her landlord property instead #etc etc etc etc #I'm a gentle soul. I don't like meanness and cruelty :( #I don't like someone being decent to me but not decent to other ppl????? #I care too much!! I can't take it!!!! #I don't know how to respond to this situation in a both moral and. Professional way. #🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 #Eefa sells her labour