#i didn't know i was pregnant

[grosslyoversimplifiedpolitics]

[ID: Screenshot of an Ao3 tag that reads, “I didn't know I was pregnant” /End ID]

#ao3 #ao3 tags #I didn't know I was pregnant

[tvthemesongs]

I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant intro

#i didn't know i was pregnant #discovery life #tlc #2000s #2010s #now i gotta do the one for crack addicts :/

[yearning-gay]

being bred over and over again. being pinned down somehow or maybe tied up while they keep pounding into you and cumming inside and repeating the process because they want to knock you up, they need you to be filled with their seed and they are going to make that happen. being fucked until your hole is getting sore and you're turning whiny and overstimulated while they just keep going and telling you to get pregnant already

#jack.txt #tw pregnancy #t4t nsft #nsft trans #trans nsft #nblnb nsft #nb nsft #nblm nsft #nblw nsft #im not like really into cnc so i didn't take it there #but im maybe thinking of a scenario of like. idk suggesting that it's starting to be a bit much while they keep going #plap plap get pregnant VS pls im so full and my pussy is sore umu. you know? is this anything?

[mushroomnoodles]

Poor Símon had to go through all of that painful contractions and labor unexpectedly.😿

But that still has a question to it!

Did Simon had no other choice but to have his baby in the woods, or did Marcaline did when his pains were getting worse?

cw/tw for sfw and nonfetish mpreg and labor

well.. technically he had been having contractions for.. a few days? but he didn't think anything of it due to the fact he had false ones often since the seal had been placed on golbaby, and, well, he assumed golbaby was still forced in its inactive state. he had noticed that morrigan stopped moving for the most part again, and that was worrying.

simon didn't realize what was happening until he went into like, actual, active labor, and that's when he panicked and contacted PB to let her know the seal wasn't working anymore. and then PB told him to relax, because she was sending marceline over to get him so they could put a stronger seal on golbaby!

simon did not want to be pregnant anymore, and he was fairly certain it was either harming or causing discomfort to his baby since they seemed pretty agitated in his womb. so he tried to gather his shit and sneak off before marceline got there. he did not succeed.

so he begged marcy not to take him back to pb. marcy was terrified he'd die, but he ended up convincing her to take him- he reminded her that HE PROMISED he wouldn't die and he intended to keep that promise. so she took him as far from civilization as possible. this way, in case something bad DID happen when morrigan was born, nobody else would be (immediately) harmed. marceline knew of an abandoned cabin that simon could give birth in, which is why she agreed, and that was their end goal.

except, yknow, golbaby didn't wait that long. golbaby was tired and needed to be born. simon tried really hard to power through the pain, but golbaby was COMING.

simon never says fuck. marceline was big concerned.

#i have a mproblem #a #cw mpreg #mpreg #tw mpreg #simon petrikov mpreg #tw labor #things finn and marcy have in common: having no idea how to deliver a baby #simon is in good hands #also finn didn't even know simon was pregnant until he found him and marcy in the forest lmaooo #plainvanilla

[evignonita]

The Beakers and Buzz in my current save:

The Curious-Muenda family:

☠️💧💧😢

#I TRY TO MAKE SOME HAPPY AND THEN OTHERS SUFFER. I CAN'T HANDLE THIS NO MORE #ripp lives with ophie and johnny. he is the cool uncle of their child #playing with the beakers bothers me too much and the last I know about them is that they had twins ☠️‼️ #EVERYTHING WAS SO DRAMATIC FOR ME #I DIDN'T KNOW THAT CIRCE WAS PREGNANT. LOVING THE STORY PROGRESSION MOD SM BUT ‼️‼️‼️‼️ #almost die #ts2 #the sims 2 #ts2 premades #the sims 2 premades #strangetown #simblr #errr yeah #screenshot

[arikitari-josei-osaka-naru]

My main computer is still broken, and I've been tired with house repairs, but I woke up in the middle of the night and drew this doodle on my laptop for Transgender Day of Visibility + Easter. 🏳️‍⚧️🐰✨ Sorry I couldn't draw a better one in time- this isn't replacing my regular style, I just need some time to get my main computer fixed and set up, hopefully in April.

#transgender #transgender day of visibility #easter 2024 #naru osaka #osaka naru #molly baker #trans headcanon #trans HC #transgirl #sailor moon #usagi tsukino #tsukino usagi #serena #It's impossible to tell in this doodle style but Naru and Usagi are in their early 20s here #Also they're tiny but Usagi has little pin buttons of the Ally flag and the Bi flag #Usagi probably didn't know about Naru back in the day in this concept #But once she found out she would of course be super supportive although she wouldn't know much about the subject #Ami would also help Usagi with the research though #Also I tried to make Usagi a lot rounder here. I hadn't specifically planned for her to be pregnant with Chibi-Usa here (just rounder) #But maybe that's baby Chibi-Usa if you want it to be XD

[gxlden-angels]

I don't know if it's the religious trauma or the dead mom trauma but the conservative christian insistence on not teaching children about their bodies in school and insistence that this knowledge should be private in all circumstances with no exceptions should be seen as suspicious at best and criminally malicious at worst

#but wait there's more #I know this isn't a new hot take or anything #but I have 'periods' without blood cause of medical reasons and every time I get them #I think about my great aunt scoffing at me for admitting Im on birth control before she told me #how until she was maybe 16-18 y/o she thought holding hands with boys she liked would get her pregnant #and I think about being 9 y/o and just losing my mom only to be told a few months later that Im a woman now #I was barely sentient let alone a woman #and with the recent period talk ban in florida #where you can't even discuss periods without getting in trouble before 6th grade #how scared and alone I already was being raised in this cult where everything was hush hush #My dad couldn't teach me about them and my extended family didn't tell me about all of the reproductive conditions we have running thru us #so I barely talked to anyone until I was like 13-14 and so anemic I was blacking out and sleeping 14 hours a day #and no one told me it wasnt normal until then #it's dangerous at best and deadly at worst

[gregoryeddiesgoldchain]

just once this season i need to see barbara or ava defending janine to melissa cause it's getting on my nerves actually

#those are her main confidants when it comes to making fun of her so obv it would mean the most coming from them #like sure she can be snarky if that's her personality but i feel like the further along we go the more these janine digs are unwarranted #it doesn't even have to be a big moment i just want someone to be like #girl hush and leave janine alone #ya know? #epecially cause her and barbara have come so far in their relationship like stand up for your girl to your girl #idk i don't think it's unrealistic lol #like when melissa was like oh i was ignoring janine i didn't notice she was pregnant? even barb took a step back like girl HUH #just thoughts #anyway i was supposed to be asleep but i'm still up and thinking about this show lol #abbott elementary #abbott elementary spoilers #not really a spoiler but still lol just in case #not tagging melissa tho cause y'all be doing a whole lot #janine teagues #ae s3

[thunderheadfred]

partner is going through old photos and sent me this one of him at 18

he is 33 and has not aged. not one day. this is not a joke. I'm going to get arrested???

I am 36 and married to a Goofy Teen Boy. He has a masters degree and teaches teenagers who try to emasculate him all damn day and it doesn't matter because he does not fucking care?? lmao try again losers? he likes Gilbert and Sullivan and fixing typewriters and dressing up like a church-going senior citizen every day and his softness is The Whole Point

when we go to our prenatal appointments together the nurses are always looking him up and down before asking, "...and who is this?"

as if he's my fucking nephew or something

when actually this tween-looking megadork impregnated a six-foot tall giantess Viking woman on like, the first try

#bride of fred #my fucking SPOUSE #tmi maybe? idk spoilers but we fucked and that's how I got pregnant weird I know #yes I can and do carry him princess style because he deserves it #I swear to god when he had his wisdom teeth out as an adult man in his 30s the dental assistant mistook me for his MOM #she didn't SAY IT but I could just TELL #he is THREE. YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME #that's IT #me: ages fairly normally I think I look fine #him: some kind of time lord and/or robot controlled by aliens playing the Sims #at least he'll never die and our children will never be lonely I guess

[dylanconrique]

if anybody on this goddamn show deserves to have a completely stress free wedding, where not one! single thing!! goes wrong!!!! it's tim and lucy.

#*carly catalogs #i'm gonna say it with my full chest 'NO SHENANIGANS' #ABSOLUTELY NONE OKAYYYYY??????????? #i don't need to watch anymore of lucy spiraling (we're only 3eps into s6 and i have had enough) #if she didn't get first on the detectives exam then she at least deserved to land in the top 5 #they treated her so unfairly and were so short with her i wanted to leap through my tv screen #if i have to witness her spiraling like that OVER OR ON HER WEDDING DAY??????????? #i'll start a riot I AM LUCY CHEN'S N. 1 DEFENDER (behind tim of course) #she deserves nothing but the most lovely peaceful wedding day filled with joy #the rookie #tim bradford #lucy chen #chenford #otp: you know me so well #this also goes for when she gets pregnant too #s3 was the most stressful season of the show just for the sheer amount of times angela had a gun pointed at her and was shot at #and even harper had to deal with a home invasion from a violent criminal while she was in labor #the only hiccup lucy should have is being forced to have her baby on the breakroom couch at the precinct to parallel ep 1x19

[difeisheng]

sha hai hei xiazi silently speedrunning all five stages of grief at teenagers saying things in gutongjing

#for context: #the first is because he said 'only the zhang family knows how to solve this mechanism' #and li cu's reply was 'but i thought [wu xie]'s last name was wu' #and the second is because they're waiting around to die and su wan told him he can't get pregnant #help this old man he didn't sign up to babysit these lost children #dmbj #sha hai #hei xiazi #ashton originals

[fruutes]

GUYS I THOUGHT I HAD THESE ON HERE

OK THANK U FOR LOOKING LOV U :>

I have a bunch of art of my sdv farmer Harmony/ham I forgot to upload them!! Here u can have these two for now and then then then later I will. Give more! Whether u want it or not!!!

It's sodbuster bc it said that on her profile thingy once and I thought it was So funny so I decided it will just be her last name lol

#look at her and little white baby #was she even in the room #that's my jumpscare baby apollo #wait so i was supposed to tell u about that #Harvey asked if wanted a baby and i said ya and COMPLETELY forgot about it #and i went about my life and i didn't know how the baby stuff worked i thought he'd LET ME KNOW or something if it was like ON IT'S WAY #BUT HE DIDN'T #Which is funny itself #to think he too just didn't know #the towns only doctor didn't know his wife was pregnant #anyway one day it's just like YOU GAVE BIRTH TO A BABY BOY #and I'm like WHAT THE FUCK #i didn't even have a boy name ready!!! i just thought of Amelia!!! for some reason i didn't even consider a boy!!! #but like Apollo is nice i love my boy Apollo #its so funny to imagine this whole thing going down #anyway guys lol storytime over #like and subscribe #sdv #sdv farmer #sdv oc #stardew valley #stardew farmer #stardew valley farmer #stardew valley oc #what else #my art #harmony sodbuster #sdv fanart

[i-will-cry-you-a-river]

"Er-ge, oh, Er-ge!"

Lan Xichen had no patience for Nie Huaisang's little troubles, not at that place and time, but the younger man sounded and looked so distraught and unconsolable that he felt obligated to help him. Even his tears looked real and honest, not just the dramatic ones he conjured when he was too lazy to bother with sect things.

"Yes, Nie Huaisang?" The younger - and smaller, weaker, his conscience whispered - man threw himself in his arms, tears flowing without his unnecessary sobbing noises.

Lan Xichen had a soft spot for his sworn brother's didi, his didi. And maybe helping him with whatever trouble he found himself in this time, he could hopefully pretend that the love of his life wasn't getting married to his beloved bride.

"Er-ge..." Nie Huaisang sniffled. "I'm in trouble."

"I already guessed that. What happened, A-Sang?" He asked, his hands buried into the soft locks of his younger brother.

Nie Huaisang pulled away, his eyes big and teary, tugging on his heartstrings. "No, Er-ge. I'm in trouble."

It took Lan Xichen more time than he would like to admit to finally understand the meaning of those words. Nie Huaisang was in trouble.

Oh, the irresponsible man!

"Who? Is it somebody in our status? Is there anybody who knows this? You need to get married immediately." He went into problem solving mood, his questions coming like rapid fire.

Nie Huaisang just cried.

"Nie Huaisang, this is serious!" He wanted to shake the boy. How could he be so- "Who is the father?!"

The answer came like a slap in the face. "Da-ge."

Oh.

Oh, the poor boy.

"I..." A sharp inhale. "I will help you. Nobody has to know."

His heart beats for Jin Guangyao, but he always had a soft spot for Nie Huaisang. It wouldn't be love, not the way it should be, but he would take care of the younger man and his unborn child. Da-ge's unborn child.

"Th-Thank you," Nie Huaisang stuttered. Tears were still gathering in the corner of his eyes, but he looked relieved.

Lan Xichen was glad he could be helpful. He was glad he could offer a good solution for his- his betrothed?

"I knew I could count on Er-ge's help," Nie Huaisang said, his usual fan fluttering in front of his face.

"You can always count on me," he promised. It was a promise he was intended to keep.

#nie huaisang #lan xichen #xisang #niecest #hints of lanyao #i will probably not write the whole story because i have no energy #but the idea is basically: nhs gets pregnant from nmj (don't think about it too much. i didn't. i just want an unplanned pregnancy) #and of course nmj was murdered in a brutal way and now nhs needs somebody who can take care of him and his child #and if that somebody is the person who has too much emotional connection to the person who killed his brother #well. nobody needs to know that #he only needed lxc's help. /he/ wasn't the one who thought about marriage. it was lxc! #nhs is innocent 😇 he would never manipulate his er-ge because he knows that even if lxc fancies himself to be in love with jgy #he would anything for nhs. he would do anything for nmj. and he would do even more for the unborn child of nhs and nmj #mdzs

[rainymoodlet]

dallas adopted two strays off the street right before they moved to tartosa! they were in the habit of feeding the dogs on their lot anyway, but these two they just couldn't be parted from! yes, just because the both of them were already wearing spiked collars 😎

meet shredder (left) and gemma lou (right) !!

#ts4 #ts4 edit #ts4 screenshots #ts4 gameplay #ts4 challenge #the joy of life legacy challenge #;tjol #sim: dallas #dog: shredder #dog: gemma lou #|| #they love their owner so muchhhh #these two will bark at intruders and SWIM??? i didn't know #dogs could swim #which shows how little i play with pools on a lot dfdskf #i have never been into sims pools idk why... #my suburban ass could never imagine a house w a pool that wasn't #also dallas is not!!! smokin cigs while pregnant dkfdskjf #that's just there for the vibe #luckily this is sims and the baby can still survive w the amts of #fckin reefer this ass is smokin #BUT YES PUPPIESSS <3 they just mated autonomously in-game so #puppies literally!!! #i will be getting to asks in a moment~ #i want to show you so much more of dallas bc they got pregnant SO FAST lkdjsalk

[harpermiller]

This is my brain trying to make sense of the new Eddie/Shannon/Chris timeline

With Shannon’s birth year now canonically being 1992 I thought I’d throw together a rough timeline for her and Eddie’s relationship since it seems to be confusing some people. (Although it doesn’t really matter what year these characters were born and we shouldn’t put too much thought into this bc the show retcons backstories all the time)

It’s canon that Shannon was born Oct 1992 and that Buck was born June 1992 and so logically Eddie was probably born either Sept 1990/91/92 (Edit: Its canon everyone! Eddie is a 1992 baby!). I like thinking that he’s a little older than Buck and so I’m going to stick with Eddie being born 1991. I have edited this to reflect his canon age.

I'm going to break this down by year and bold the stuff that is confirmed canon the other stuff is was I could piece together to make it make sense.

And yes I know their ages might fluctuate depending on when birthdays fall I was just making it easier on myself.

2010:

August: Shannon and Eddie have known each other since they were 14. They start dating in their senior year of high school. Shannon finds out she's pregnant, her and Eddie get married, Eddie enlists in the army (Shannon: 18, Eddie: 18)

Basic training is about 10 weeks plus 16 weeks of medic training so Eddie is away at basic for 26 weeks total (Sept 2010 - Jan 2011)

2011:

Eddie finishes basic in Jan 2011 and goes on his first tour in Feb 2011

Tours are anywhere between 7 and 15 months - lets say Eddie's first tour was 9 months

Eddie gets leave from his tour to be there for Chris' birth but has to return soon after (Shannon: 19, Eddie: 19).

2011-2013:

Eddie is in the army on tours and periodically home

Eddie misses Chris' diagnosis

2013:

Eddie re-enlists without telling Shannon (Shannon: 21, Eddie: 21, Chris: 2)

From my research enlistments are usually 4 years in active duty and two years inactive. However, after you've completed active duty you can extend or re-enlist for another four of active duty. This would align with Eddie's timeline as 2010-2014 would be his first contract and he re-enlisted in 2013 to start his second contract as soon as his first is done.

2015:

Eddie's helicopter gets shot down and Eddie is discharged early from the army (Shannon: 23, Eddie: 23, Chris: 4)

Eddie is a Staff Sergeant at this point which is possible for his age just not common

Shannon leaves to take care of her dying mother

2017:

Helena and Ramon try to take Chris from Eddie

Eddie and Chris leave El Paso for LA

Eddie starts at the Fire Academy (Shannon: 25, Eddie: 25, Chris: 6)

2018:

Eddie joins the 118

Shannon returns and dies

(Shannon: 26, Eddie: 26, Chris: 7, Buck: 26)

Do with this as you will :)

#does it all line up with what is said on the show? no but i did the best i could with what weve been given lol #especially since in eddie begins they say chris is born in 2011 and then later in 2015 eddie says chris is 6 when hes actually 4 #but yknow continuity #eddie/shannon/chris are very dear to me and so i wanted to piece them together more #I didn't go into detail about how shannon and eddie met and their relationship before she got pregnant because we really dont know anything #but i'm partial to them being high school sweethearts #i apologise if anything regarding the us military is incorrect im canadian and all my info came from research i did on google #eddie diaz #shannon diaz #christopher diaz #evan buckley #evan buck buckley #911 on fox #911 fox

[stellaluna33]

The way so many fans jumped to calling Rory alone "irresponsible" for getting pregnant in AYITL, despite the fact that birth control methods do sometimes fail, and despite the fact that she didn't get pregnant by herself (and yet I hardly saw anyone call Logan "irresponsible") is... very telling.

#Gilmore Girls #AYITL #Rory Gilmore #Friends this makes me angry! #It takes two to tango and they LITERALLY went to a tango club that night hahaha #And yes I know they didn't explicitly SAY who got her pregnant but... Come on