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aromantic-pantyanarchy · 6 months

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HAMLET: What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and admirable; in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god: the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals — and yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me.

ROSENCRANTZ: ...

HAMLET: No, nor women neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so.

ROSENCRANTZ: My lord, there was no such stuff in my thoughts.

HAMLET: Why did you laugh, then, when I said “man delights not me”?

ROSENCRANTZ: To think, my lord, if you delight not in man, what Lenten entertainment the players shall receive from you. We coted them on the way, and hither are they coming to offer you service.

HAMLET: He that plays the king shall be welcome — his Majesty shall have tribute on me. The adventurous knight shall use his foil and target, the lover shall not sigh gratis, the humorous man shall end his part in peace.

#aromantic #Asexual #Asexual Week #Hamlet #William Shakespeare #The Tragedy of Hamlet Prince of Denmark #Hamlet Prince of Denmark #have I gone too far #at what point have I gone too far #I dunno I thought it was funny #It's ace week I should probably add ace variants too #Ace Week #Ace Pride #Aro Pride #AroAce #Aromantic Asexual #aro headcanons

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bibannana · 1 year

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Fives *sits up in his bunk*: Do you think there is a squad out there named after all of Santa's reindeer?

Echo *kicks the bottom of his bunk*: Shut up.

Hardcase *comes to sit next to Fives*: Ohh good thought.

Jesse *props up on one elbow*: You know Santa-

Tup *head tilt*: What about Santa?

Jesse *who does not want to crush Tup's beliefs*: Uhh nothing.

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allysdelta · 3 months

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Right, I think I'm going to call this "CrossOmens" until I find a better name or someone talks me out of it

So if you object to it, maybe tell me now?

#'cause.... 'cause it sounds like CROSSOVER #and it's a Good Omens thing where various versions of the Ineffable Dumbasses interact with each other and talk meta #I dunno I thought it was funny

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ohheyitsjustbear · 6 months

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Made Jigsaw mad cos when he said I want to play a game I said Mario Kart or Smash Bros?

#i dunno i thought it was funny

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stillveryinteresting · 1 year

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*consults schedule*

hmmm... seem to have missed beans day

#superliminal #i dunno i thought it was funny

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graveyardrabbit · 11 months

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oh yeah I forgot to mention this the day of, but the first day I was in Maryland I went to a local farmers market and almost immediately found the booth of a green burial association. Like, I wasn’t looking for it on purpose, i’m just good at coincidentally finding Very Specific Things

#*goes to the opposite end of the country* *runs into something funerary-related*#I dunno I thought it was funny #parody of myself etc etc #the people at the booth were really nice

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inkpens-coffee · 2 years

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I’m thinking about computer program Azathoth…

He’s a little AI gremlin that lives on Maruki phone and/or laptop like BMO from Adventure Time.

Maruki, up late playing a video game: Azzy, I have been playing for five hours can I please save now?

Azathoth, taking over the screen: The saved game data will take up too much space on your computer, Master. You need that space for your work.

Maruki: Alright, let’s get back to it then…

Azathoth: I cannot talk and run the game at the same time. /takes it back to the game title screen/

Maruki: NOOOOOOO—

#I dunno I thought it was funny #p5r #persona 5 royal #takuto maruki #p5r azathoth

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haspaulbunyandoneanythingwrong · 2 years

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Bunyan: I don't think I can hit them hard enough Mr. Moriarty

Moriarty: Worry not child. Fortunately we have enough crit stars for me to give you a significant boost.

Evil Bunyan: Heck yeah!

Moriarty:....Now let's just keep that last part to ourselves.

#fate #fgo #paul bunyan #james moriarty #i dunno i thought it was funny

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butchfalin · 5 months

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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kingnd · 10 months

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#kingnd rambles #dc comics #green arrow #green arrow spoilers #tuesday spoilers #parallax #i dunno i thought it was funny #Youtube

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chiricat · 8 months

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souyo shenanigans. how are akty gonna surpass rad weekend now

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artkaninchenbau · 4 months

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Top 3 Genders and their Perks (in no particular order)

#My art #I dunno man I thought this'd be funny to draw but it lost the charm in the process (or it wasn't that funny to begin with)#Struggling to find the motivation to draw at all so the fact that I managed to finish this is a miracle frankly #But hey I had my fun going overboard with the knight so yippee yeehaw #Just turning the brain off and doing hatching everywhere forever. It's a great time 10/10 would reccomend

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radiance1 · 5 months

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Danny: Your mother!

Vlad: My mother is dead, Daniel.

Danny:

Vlad: She shoved me into a closet while saying that we were playing hiding and seek, and me, the oblivious boy I was then, obliged and was excited, not at all questioning that she knew where I was hidden.

Danny: Vlad-

Vlad: Then I watched on helplessly through a crack in the closet door as she was brutally stabbed to death right before my very eyes, terror running through my veins and fear gripping my mouth to keep it closed. I couldn't turn away, as I had a front row seat to each and every scream that they tore from her as blood slowly melted into the carpet.

Danny: Dude-

Vlad: Then I saw the life drain from her eyes and leave nothing behind but an empty husk that once was and the killer standing on top of her body. Before they left, I remember staring at her for an unknown amount of time before the police came and escorted me outside.

Vlad: Sometimes I wonder what difference it would have made if I stepped out of that closet.

Danny:

Vlad:

Danny:

Vlad: Anywho, enough about that. Would you like some cupcakes Daniel?

Danny, disturbed: Uh.... sure....?

Vlad: Great, vanilla or chocolate? Or perhaps lemon with some buttercream?

Danny: Lemon with buttercream please.

Vlad, going to his kitchen: Wonderful, wait one moment.

Danny is currently questioning how the hell a simple your mother joke forced him into a lore dump of his mother's death. On the bright side, at least he'll get some cupcakes out of it?

Dick: So, is your godfather always like this?

No matter what anyone says, Danny did NOT scream because he genuinely forgot that Dick was there, nor would he ever admit to being scared, because he wasn't scared.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #I dunno I just thought it was funny #This is a redeem!Vlad this here #I have no idea what happened to Vlad's parents in canon #But we'll just wishwash this as an au #I was also considering Vlad ending his lore dump but saying “And she was a bitch” or “I'm surprised she still loved me”#But #Shrugs #Mah

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luna-lovegreat · 7 months

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Ok, so I know the update came out literal seconds ago so it’s probably a liiiittle weird to already post about it but hear me out

I already know my favourite panel in this update because look