#i eat one meal a day

[spacedace]

Okay but the Justice League finds out their new baby hero teammate Phantom is the Ghost King by virtue of the Fright Night showing up while they're in the middle of a meeting, looking terrifying and such and scaring the shit out of everyone- even more so when Constantine starts freaking out over the fact that the sworn night of the King of the Infinite Realms is in the Watchtower what the fuck that's apocalyptically bad Pariah Dark is supposed to be locked the fuck up forever - but instead of trying to smite them all or yeet them into the nightmare dimension he just pulls out a space themed packed lunch??? And gives it to Phantom??

And the mildly eldritch giant murder ghost is talking about how "The Queen Mother commanded me to ensure you ate my Lord, she says you missed your morning meal."

And Phantom is just grumbling about over protective sisters and "there's a cafeteria i would have been fine" what the fuck is happening right now?

What do you mean "oops you forgot" Phantom I thought the ghost thing was just a theme!

#dc x dp #dp x dc #justice league #danny phantom #danny fenton #jazz fenton #fright knight #ghost king danny #fanfic writing prompts #danny at lunch later: aw shit she packed from home now i gotta fight it #justice league watching in horror as his left overs try to kill him: what the fuck what the fuck what the fu- #john constantine #Constantine thinks danny as the ghost king is gonna yell at him about all the soul selling #Danny just thinks it's hilarious and has no intention of interfering #he doesn’t have to deal with that paperwork and thise demons are assholes anyway #danny does get a long lecture after fright knight shows up about sharing need to know information #he gets another one after that about not missing meals #JL member: I don’t *care* if you're the Ghost King you're still growing and need to make sure you're eating enough! #Danny desperately trying to keep them from meeting Jazz because it's all over for his days of eating junk food if that happens

[lazylittledragon]

i hate you fad diets i hate you skinny teas i hate you detoxes i hate you meal replacements i hate you ‘carb-free’ i hate you fasting i hate you body checks i hate you stupid fucking internet repackaging the habits that ruined my life over and over and over again

#ramble #tw ed #if i see another ad for an overpriced meal replacement powder/drink subscription box i will break a window #the amount of shit i see that’s just eating disorders with extra steps makes me insane #there are no bad foods you moron just eat the bread you’re going to die one day #ok to reblog i’m just Heated

[pansyfemme]

i am so fucking done with living like a depressed person. i cant make the mental illness go away but i want to stop living like i am mentally ill dear god

#i cant keep living in messy depression rooms and eating one meal a day i literally cannot go on but everytime i try to quit once the mania #dies down and i stop cleaning and taking care of myself and being regular with my meds the cycle starts again and suddenly im back where i #started. im so sick of this #having severe treatment resistant depression is less of a mental illness and more of a curse to make everyone in your life find you at least #slightly disgusting forever. sick of it

[hinamie]

Megumi is brought to beautiful rooms like this to suffer

may or may not be obsessed with @lyrebirdswrites' fic slaughterhouse it's been living in my head absolutely rent-free and I wanted to pay it homage <3

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #fushiguro megumi #itadori yuuji #itafushi #megumi x yuji #tw blood/ #tw body horror/ #tw snakes/ #spent the past three days in a Haze working on this nonstop thats how u know its a good one #not my vegetarian me googling butcher hooks n hanging meat look away mr fbi agent #ANYWAY TH FIC. vampire itafushi. delish. #the setting the dialogue the Vampires...MWAH #thank u for the FOOD i will graciously eat my meal #gory opulence.....truly an aes #i messaged finn asking if i could draw fr her fic expecting to just do a victorian outfit piece or smth #had the idea to have megumi Lounge and that turned into an ornate throneroom somehow #blacked out midway through idk tbh :'>

[bonefall]

Hi Bones!! Thank you for you hard work on this project and for sharing it with us!

I've seen your posts about weird representation of society (regarding the "natural order of things") in xenofiction, especially in lion king, so I wanted to ask:

could you recommend any xenofiction media that has all (or most of the) animal species sapient? Or is the only solution to make just one or two species sapient while the others (especially prey) are plain animals?

Really sorry if you've seen this ask from me before - my account had a weird laggy period when I couldn't send or receive messages and asks, so I don't know if you got the previous one! I just know that now it's fixed so I double all the asks sent haha

Honestly I'm not totally sure! If any 3rd person has some good recommendations for "every being is alive" xenofiction types, feel free to weigh in.

If you want to jump in with me though, I am following the webcomic Africa. It updates every Wednesday. Africa is about a mother Leopard on the verge of a great ecological disaster, the relationship between her children and the animals around her, and the strength of both instinct and choice as the characters face an uncertain future.

Since it's ongoing, I still don't know how it's going to end and can't judge it as a full work! But it's absolutely fascinating and I think the author is doing a fantastic job so far. Bonus points for the way it portrays humans, btw.

No more spoilers though, if you're interested, it's on Webtoons.

(I'm also planning to read Oren's Forge soon. Ask me about it again in a few months over on Bonebabbles and I'll give you my thoughts)

As an aside though, funny you mention it because like... ever since I was a kid I've had a story I want to tell with the premise. It's a scintilla I've kept close to me for well over a decade but haven't done anything official with. So this is actually a theme I've thought about a lot.

It's rare to see it done well though because like... its very premise butts heads with reality. The "natural order" that an animal follows is not something it moralizes. A tiger doesn't have the capacity to think about how fucked up it is to kill to stay alive, the deer doesn't know that if its population isn't controlled it will destroy the forest.

They're animals. They don't HAVE that agency. Your dog does not care about being sterilized. A snake doesn't differentiate between a pinky and an adult mouse except in terms of if it will fit in its mouth. But the minute you put human morality in there... they have the ability to reason, create and agree on the rules of a society, make choices about MORALITY.

If nothing is going to change about their world, you just end up putting human arguments about "natural order" in their mouths and, well... start telling a parable justifying this "natural order."

(Genuine) Does what I'm saying make sense? Animals DON'T rationalize or negotiate. HUMANS do.

So the minute you're approaching a world with that logic, like it or not, you are invoking those "arguments from nature." And you're putting them in a being that is not fully an animal or a human, but an anthropomorphic mix which CAN rationalize but WON'T make an effort to change their world.

(Which is why tbh the best examples i know of are works with a theme of "change.")

OH WAIT I also remember another that's interesting!! Leafy: Hen into the Wild actually has a fascinating take on it. It's not interested in "moralizing" or really being about an animal society. It's a very emotional sort of movie, and it's about joys in adversity, the freedom that choice gives you, how bad things are going to happen and you can never completely prevent them.

INTENSE movie emotionally, the ending will wreck you (especially in the English translation which leaves out a really important theme making it feel abrupt x_x) but it's really good. Check that one out.

OH and also You Are Umasou. That one has more pitfalls imo (it does try to moralize a bit) but it's super unique as a movie. And is about dinosaurs.

#Don't take my opinions as gospel tho #There's no ONE RIGHT WAY to tell a story or handle a theme #And every person can have a unique reading of any story #Some stories can even be interpreted super differently by going in with different readings #Media isn't a box you take the lid off of to loot for objectively correct objects #It's more like eating a meal #Examining ingredients/tropes and how they were used #Trying to identify what the author set out to do and if it accomplished it in its current form #And sometimes idk chicken noodle tastes like hot saltwater in one moment but then hits different 2 months later when surrounding-- #--circumstances (like being sick or cold) make it hit different #Point im getting at is that we could objectively say 'they used chicken and noodle' in this dish #But analysis and opinions and expressing them are an art of their own #Bone babble #Anyway prolly gonna be quiet the rest of the day so I can do clanmew prep lads #Media analysis #Xenofiction

[tomatoluvr69]

I’m sorry to have an influencer moment on here but I’m not lying when I say that these Tomato Cheddar Toasts from NYT cooking are hands down one of the best meals I have ever cooked for myself in my entire life (and I’ve been cooking daily for like 12 years lol) and they take like five minutes, most of which is spent waiting for the bread to toast. The recipe is paywalled so I’ll just say you take cheddar cheese and shred it on the tiniest side of your box grater/microplane, then mix together a 1:1 ratio of mayo and cheddar. Then when the bread is piping hot from being toasted you spread it on there (like a tbsp or two per bread) and the heat causes them to melt together into this insane creamy tangy spread. Then top with tomatoes and salt.

I have been eating tomato toasts almost every day this summer and I thought I had my formula down pat, but then I tried these and it changed my world. Genuinely a contender for last meal on earth if I had to choose. I have eaten it with every single meal since I got back from my backpacking trip except one bc I was invited to a potluck. I know my username might make you think I’m just overzealous but please for the love of god if you eat dairy and gluten and love tomatoes (and have access to some good ones) I am begging you to try this. On the left is the recipe pic and on the right is one of the ones I made. and like it doesn’t matter if no one tries this I just want this in my tomato tag to commemorate this unbelievable toast because I’m in a new era of my life for real

#TOMATOES #tomatoposting #garden tag #food #recipes #<- for my own blog sorry #I’m so lucky to have space for an amazing huge tomato garden & the skill to do it well but if u like have one good tomato from the market #and want to do it justice…please consider #and literally this morning when I ran out of bread my entire day then revolves around either buying or making bread so I could eat this aga #in lol #nyt cooking #*revolved #honestly kind of insane that I’ve cooked a million billion meals that take so much more time and effort and yet this simple shit is like #theeeeeee pinnacle

[thysilus]

i love finding a new safe food and eating it every single day for a couple months

#its like. i love having routines. i love them. but then the adhd kicks in and its like BYE FORGET ABOUT THAT #but then i find my next thing and do THAT for months until i fck up one day nd its gone forever again #endless cycle #n e ways im eating skyr w pineapple chunks for nearly every meal atm #taitalking #i actually drafted this post wen i was doing this w a completely diff food lmaoo #fuckin adhd man

[i-bring-crack]

Me after going through so many isekai mangas on a daily basis and finding SL: Wait.. you are telling me???? Women arent sexualixed????? The siblings... act like normal siblings?? And the OP MC is likeable?????!?!?!?! And has actual effort put into his looks!?!?!!!

What in the goddamn—

Me discovering Manhwa: HOLY SHI—

#solo leveling #damn those days were dark #is this why i so attached to it? #that they treated everyone in this story like npc? #yes absolutely #the story is good form me because its my childhood meal #no one is going to like the same things as others just as no one is going to like the same soup i used to eat when i was young. #there are so many other dishes that are good #and so many more that are worse #but the joy of the story became special to me even as i grew up #even if others didnt like it at all #or loved it as much as i did #its that one soup that i like. and ill probably always like it

[ninjasmudge]

neurodivergence is about having 2-3 meals that are Your Meals. "aren't you sick of eating that?" no.

#mine are pasta salad #wraps #and this one chinese soup i learned how to make years and years ago #im not talking depression meals tm #im talking some combination of easy to make and stuff youd eat every day #this is a happy post #shark talks

[zhongrin]

my mom's favorite daily question over text is "what did you eat for lunch/dinner" and sometimes i have to invent things because if i tell her i didn't eat anything substantial or acceptable of a meal in her view, i know she would needlessly worry....

and it got me curious. what kind of white lies do you tell people you hold dear to your hearts? or do you not tell those at all and prefer to be as honest as possible?

#rin rambles #to clarify i usually just eat 2 times a day because i don't really have an active lifestyle #and i eat snacks throughout the day (from healthy ones like nuts or unhealthy ones like sweets) so i don't really go hungy or anything dw #but to asian parents not eating rice doesn't count as a meal and one is supposed to eat three times a day so uh yeah

[nerves-nebula]

What's a food that you do like? /curious

uhh popcorn shrimp except that it makes me sick

hotdogs except when i don't

chicken noodle soup except when it's bad

plain bread/tortillas except when i don't like them

plain chicken and chicken strips except when they make me feel nauseous

mac and cheese except when i cant stomach it

tacos :) except when not :(

i could do this all day.

the point is generally very bland or processed things, but even they arent safe cuz i can spontaneously become disgusted by them. once made myself two hotdogs and could barely get the first one down and i felt bad wasted the second one. it happens a lot.

#nnstuff #ask #rambling #i eat like 2 'meals' a day these days #if im lucky #not even full meals anymore tho #like a banana and a meat stick and a cinnamon roll from one of my colleges store things #and then i come home and scavange whatever i can manage #tho i just dont eat sometimes cuz fuck it #arfid

[yukipri]

I feel like over the month+, I have like 1-2 hours a day max where I feel relatively awake, and every other hour I'm fighting bone-deep exhaustion. I'll bring it up with my doc at my check up on monday, but tbh i know the solution so idk if she can help

And I can work-work when I feel half-dead, or rather I force myself to because I don't want my cats to starve, but when it comes to creative stuff, it's like my mind is slippery sludge dribbling out my eyes...

The Solution, of course: just stop working 3~10 AM every day (and then taking a short nap, working during the day, and then taking another short nap, hours vary but repeat), and maybe get at least 6, ideally 8 uninterrupted hours of sleep at least every other day, ideally every day.

But do I see that happening? No.

Like rn I know I desperately need to edit fic and reply to comments and do several arts but I'm nodding off at my desk after boss DMing me work at 5 AM and dealing with repair people since 8:30 AM...

#YukiPri rambles #yeah the next fic chapter is long done #i just need to edit and reply to comments but that's like #5 hours at least of concentration and i feel more vegetable than sentient human #coffee just makes me sleepier #my hyper irregular sleep hours (i never sleep the same hours 2 days in a row...) means that even when i DO have time to sleep #i wake up/it's not restful #i've tried melatonin and sometimes it works but more often it gives me hyper vivid pseudo-dreams #stuff like i'm in my dream i hear my alarm go off i turn my alarm off while remaining in my dream etc it's dangerous #all of this also of course means i rarely have time to do my minimal exercise of a daily walk #and i'm lucky if i eat one full meal a day #it's like being in a perpetual state of awful jetlag #i feel like my body is not synched to earth and it sucks #do you think this is what inter-planetary jetlag is like bc that must suck worse than just timezones on the same planet #that at least has a consistent rotation u feel #hmm what was this post about again #lol disaster #anyway i think i'll take a 1-2 hour nap now so maybe i can do some fic editing when i get up #see i'm repeating the cycle again

[rindomness]

the funniest consequence of, like, half the people i follow getting into dungeon meshi all at once is that while i personally have not read it(yet i know it's gonna get me and i cant let that happen until im in a space i have energy for that), i still manage to have a shoulder-senshi telling me to actually eat food because ive seen enough people talk about him that he's in my head now!!!

#i dont think this is how getting into new fandoms is supposed to work. #i dont even go here. he broke into my house and has been telling me not to just eat wasabi peas as my only 'meal' #i dont know where he came from he just showed up one day . sobs

[castielafflicted]

i should not have to eat every day, let alone multiple times a day.

#zeph posting #lately ive been getting nauseous after most meals and its so fucking annoying #but even besides that im just Not Hungry and ugh #currently im mostly done with a 6oz raspberry yogurt and have no idea what im going to have to force down after #i cant have the ramen ive been enjoying again bc i already had it today and i dont need that much sodium twice in one day #but god idfk what to eat #sweet things are easier to get down but i cant just have desserts #all my options just dont sound good #honestly all the things that arent options either dont sound good #i could literally go out to eat somewhere and it still doesnt sound good

[moonlightvalleycomic]

omake

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#moonlight valley comic #webcomic #web series #supernatural #original series #werewolf #webtoon #comic #moonlight valley #i know i usually group the omakes with the final page #but this one deserved its own day haha #i put a fair amount of care into this one #romance #comedy #4-koma #artists on tumblr #also if you celebrate thankgiving...here's a meal lol #and if not #eat up anyway!