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#i feel like i am losing my mind
peaceandl0ve · 2 years
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do i need a trip to the psych ward or am i just about to get my period? stay tuned to find out!!
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thecoveys · 25 days
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OKAY FELLOW SMOSH FANS GATHER PLS what do we make of shayne and courtney's post today??
Like, i know it's april fools, i know i shouldn't trust anything today BUT the commitment to the bit is so real with these two they would fucking hard launch on april fools just for shits and giggles
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silentreigns · 5 months
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These comments are killing meeeeeeeeeeeeee what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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magic-rocket · 15 days
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Kitchen.
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sunflowerbloomss · 1 year
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the seder is in two days the seder is in two days the seder is in two days the seder is in two days the seder is in two days the seder is in two days the seder is in two days the seder is in two days the seder is
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anbybeingcool · 2 months
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haikyuu brain in 2024 is so outrageously bad. i am so sorry to everyone. cannot form any thoughts that are not related to those stupid little volleyball players. keep crying over character arcs.
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alxclaremont · 11 months
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i miss my college so bad it isn’t funny
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months
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Lap Pillow
[First] Prev <–-> Next
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chaiaurchaandni · 5 months
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4 year old Ahmad Shabat - an israeli airstrike hit him, his parents & 4 siblings; he survived, they didn't - then they hit him & his father's relatives; he survived, they didn't - then they hit him & his uncle; he survived, his uncle didn't - both of Ahmed's legs have been amputated because of injuries. He survives.
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i hope Ahmad gets to live. i hope he has a beautiful and fulfilling life. i hope he finds love and safety and comfort and success. i hope he finds happiness. i hope he heals. i hope he continues to survive. in spite of the violence, in spite of the trauma, in spite of the horror. in spite of the world.
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melan-cauli · 2 years
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anyone know where I can buy a new brain? this one is defunct.
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stridingseer · 2 years
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Trying to write something you would enjoy Reading is an experience. I hate it here. 
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"Deep inside, Wilson believes that if he cares enough, he'll never have to die."
What the fuck were the House writers on
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kazutora-kurokawa · 2 months
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HC's about your choice and I would like to challenge you to use this song for motivation!
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TokRev x Reader: Risky Sex
♡ NSFW, needy!reader, fem reader, oral->fem receiving, exhibitionism, sex in Shin's bikeshop, sex in a dressing room, teasing, these men are cocky fr, also Tora has a tongue piercing because I said so ♡
Characters: Shinichiro and Kazutora (separately)
note: as soon as I heard the song I knew what direction I wanted to go with this and I kinda went overboard 😭 Sarah Ilysm for this 🩷 also I proofread this so yea my eyes hurt lol
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Shinichiro
You honestly couldn't help yourself when it came to Shin, especially when he was working on a bike, he always looked so hot when he was focused. As he was about to get up from his place on the floor you ambushed him, positioning yourself in his lap and wrapping your arms around him. He pulled his cigarette out of his mouth and put it out in the ashtray, focusing all his attention on you.
"What is it darling? Feeling affectionate?"
You couldn't even be bothered to respond, too busy grinding against the growing bulge in his pants. He chuckled at your neediness before planting a deep kiss on your lips.
"You sure you want me to fuck you here? Anyone could walk in on us."
Did he really just ask you that? As if he didn't see the desperate look in your eyes, like he didn't feel how hard your nails were digging into his back, itching to tear his clothes off.
"Shin, please!"
"Please what darling?"
"Please fuck me~"
That's all he needed to hear, as a matter of fact, he could live off of those words alone. He undid your pants before pushing you onto the cold floor and undoing his belt. The adrenaline coursed through his veins as the thought of being caught flashed in his head. But that didn't matter, all that mattered was how pretty you looked underneath him and how badly you needed him. He started off slow, setting a pace that only made you beg for him even more. Your whining was his signal to go faster, to go deeper, to be rougher. His hands held your legs down, spreading them as far apart as possible so he could hit every nerve. His cock rammed in and out of you so fast that your legs started to involuntarily close, but he wasn't gonna let that happen.
"Uh-uh sweetheart, don't try to get away. You wanted this remember? You were begging for me to fuck you and now you can't take it? Just be a good girl for me and take it ♡"
Fortunately, you two finished up without getting caught. It also goes without saying that he left you completely satisfied, filled to the brim, and unable to walk properly.
Kazutora
You had been out shopping with Tora all day and you didn't know why, but everything this man did was about to send you over the edge. The adoration in his eyes whenever you tried something on and the endless flow of compliments would've polluted your ego, if they hadn't gone straight to your pussy. You were already on your last straw when you came out of the dressing room in a tight black dress, praying that he'd hold off on the compliments for once.
"You look absolutely stunning angel, I love how you look in that, you'd look even better with it off though ♡"
Your hand gripped the doorway of the dressing room as you felt your legs about to give out on you. There was no way you were gonna be able to hold out until you got home, you needed him now. You grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and pulled him into the dressing room, closing and locking the door behind you.
"Do you have any clue what you're doing to me right now?"
"Of course I do, because I'm doing it deliberately."
"You're such a jackass!"
"I know, but I'm your jackass."
He pushed you onto the bench of the dressing room and was immediately in between your legs. His calloused hands pulled up your dress and pried your legs open, his tongue brushing over your clothed clit as he licked over the wet spot on your panties.
"Look at you, so fucking wet for me princess ♡"
His teeth hooked into the waistband of your underwear, pulling them off of you in an agonizingly slow manner.
"Tora, stop teasing!"
"Okay okay! I'm sorry angel, I'll stop teasing ya."
He gently pressed his thumb onto your clit, rubbing circles and applying more pressure as you got wetter. His thumb was quickly replaced by his tongue and you felt a chill go down your spine as the cold metal of his piercing hit your clit. This definitely didn't go unnoticed by him either.
"Aww angel, do you like it when I press my piercing on your pretty little clit?"
You could only nod in agreement as your fingers tangled in his hair, pulling him closer as you grinded against him. His grip on your thighs tightening as you came, leaving the bottom half of his face soaked. Before you could even let what just happened sink in, there was a knock on the dressing room door.
"Ma'am are you okay in there? Do you need assistance?"
"No I'm okay, I'll be out in a second!"
Tora looked up at you with a smirk on his face before kissing your clit and getting up to help you fix your clothes.
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saionjeans · 27 days
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when saionji slaps anthy im like “electric chair no trial needed” but when juri slaps anthy im like “hang on now……. anthy is deliberately provoking her……” but also i do recognize the problematics of that response and i think it’s important that we appreciate and interrogate those instincts and where they come from. like it’s actually a very multifaceted issue because a) juri and anthy are both girls, and violence between women is treated less seriously than explicitly patriarchal violence, but then b) saionji, quite literally, owns anthy, and thus his violence is one of domestic abuse rather than simply lateral aggression. so it’s not just that saionji is a man abusing a woman (or a boy abusing a girl, but they’re also very clearly playing adult roles through their parody of traditional marriage rites), but also a patriarch (ie husband) abusing his property (ie wife).
that said, juri slapping anthy is still wrong, even if anthy was deliberately trying to get a rise out of her, and it’s really important to recognize this parallel framing and the ways in which juri and saionji are deliberately set up in similar ways by the narrative (such as in their relationships to shiori and touga respectively). the fact that as an audience, we are inclined to sympathize with juri while condemning saionji, despite the fact that they both participate in the system willingly, uphold it through violence, and are both teenagers being exploited, groomed, and abused by adults with power over them, is something that merits our reflection as to why that is the case. what underlying patriarchal assumptions about who constitutes an ontological victim, and whether victimhood is something that morally exempts one from the consequences of their violence, is a central tension the show grapples with across every single episode, and juri’s parallel slapping of anthy is but one microcosm of that broader thematic discussion, which must be had with the appropriate level of nuance and care.
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butchviking · 11 months
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i hate being a mentally ill adult actually. i hate that there’s always groceries to be bought and housekeeping to do and work in the morning i hate that we have no space to feel it all i hate that we walk around acting normal. there are so many people i know who are clearly deeply unhappy with their lives and we make silly little jokes that allude to it but sometimes i want to grab them by the shoulders and scream ‘i know you are miserable!! we can’t keep living like this!! this is why people break!!’ im sick of this drudgerous apathy i want us all to be dramatic like when we were teenagers i want us to sob together and scream bloody murder at each other and tell each other we want to kill ourselves not as a funny post-ironic joke but because we all feel like that sometimes!! i want us to get fucked up on god knows what til we can’t open our eyes i want us to take care of each other instead of always taking care of ourselves i want us to be vulnerable i want us to hold each others hands in the ambulance!!
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beauregardlionett · 1 year
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imagine you are critical role ceo travis willingham and one day you get a text from aabria iyengar that just says ‘i’m coming for your ass’ and then a few weeks later she sits down next to you at work, on camera, as your fantasy ex and the only way you can respond to that is to ‘yes-and’
every day travis willingham wakes up
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