#i hate furniture

[forsythi-amitie]

I can't believe Rei's coffin is one of those things I actually need a reference image for. And that there are actually several I can use!

#enstars #rei sakuma #I hate furniture

[missfeline99]

You can’t truly become a pessimist until you’ve moved large pieces of furniture by yourself

#I hate furniture #I hate this house #I hate carpet #I hate stairs #blog

[sculkshrieking]

he'll solve any dispute with his whacking stick

#goodtimeswithscar #gtws #secret life #secret life spoilers #life series #life series spoilers #trafficblr #my art #MY WIFE!!!! MY WIFE HE IS HERE #OHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGHH #i hate drawing furniture anyway MY WIFE THE MAYOR #i missed him so bad and i totally trust him to run a court in a correct honorable and just way #his banging stick i mean his beating stick i mean his whacking stick i mean-

[astrobei]

the scene from acswy that thea has lovingly dubbed the “shorty short shorts scene”

(his feet are propped up on a chair btw. i just didn’t want to draw the chair.)

#i just hate drawing furniture. #n e ways i didn’t write this chapter but this scene had been sitting in the shared google doc for long enough for me to #absorb it into my brain #so now u must as well . #hehe #acswy #mike wheeler #byler #/astro draws #his shorts are literally 7 inch inseams BY THE WAY. #will is just projecting 🙄

[sihtricfedaraaahvicius]

Take me.

Note: a tiny little story to help with the drought😮‍💨

Warnings: 18+! fluff/smut.

pairing: Sihtric x you (f)

summary: you and Sihtric were reunited after a battle. 

wordcount: 653

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Sihtric's mismatched eyes were glazed over. His lips curled into a dazed smile while his rough, warm hands wandered your bare skin as you laid underneath him. His body weight pleasantly pressed onto you as he was positioned between your thighs. His hair was dishevelled, after your fingers had tugged his braids when you felt the warmth of his lips onto yours, kissing you intensely and deeply until he had you undressed and picked up in his arms, carrying you to the bed.

The warrior had missed you, his wife, immensely when he had been away to fight what would be unbeknownst to you both his last battle, for peace was within close range. As soon as he had returned home on horseback and his eyes had landed on you in the cheering crowd, he dismounted and allowed you to leap into his arms. You had buried your face in his neck and your fingers curled around his leather armour. Sihtric; your husband, your sanctuary and the keeper of your heart had returned to you without any grave injuries, and no more time was wasted. No words were spoken for your eyes told each other everything one needed to know, and your lips immediately locked into a fiery kiss, pouring out the happiness and relief of being reunited again.

And now Sihtric gazed down into your eyes as he was on top of you, unclothed and scarcely covered by the warm furs. His hot, ragged breath feelable on your face while his tattooed fingers tenderly brushed over your warm cheeks. He then leaned in and kissed softly underneath your ear, his tongue stroking your skin in between teasing kisses and kittenish nibbles, dragging his lips down to your pulse point. Your breath hitched when he sank his teeth delicately in your neck, marking you with his endless love while he teased your folds with his arousal, readying you to take him after being separated for far too long.

His growls sounded low and heavy in your ear, making you tremble with anticipation and desperate to feel him inside you and to be as close as you can possibly be, never wanting to let him leave you ever again. You wrapped your arms around him and buried your face in his neck, inhaling his earthly scent as he lifted your leg and hooked it around his waist.

'I missed you,' he breathed in your ear and bit the soft skin.

'And I missed you,' you murmured against his shoulder, 'I love you.'

'I love you more,' Sihtric whispered, to which you softly protested.

He chuckled in your ear, and you gasped when he abruptly sheathed inside you and kept still, wanting to feel your walls clench around him. You mewled, desperately, begging him to move. But Sihtric took pleasure in hearing you beg for him and he wanted to hear more before he would give you what you wanted.

'Please, Sihtric,' you rasped, 'give me more.'

'More?' he laughed quietly, his lips grazing your ear as he spoke while he moved with slow, deep strokes, 'you want more?' he murmured.

'Please,' you begged and clawed his muscular back.

'Please,' Sihtric mocked, lovingly, 'you're so sweet when you beg for me,' he whispered and pushed hard inside you.

He stilled inside you again and hummed softly, watching you with a satisfied grin as you almost cried out for him.

'So beautiful,' Sihtric whispered, smiling, and he pecked your lips, 'so desperate for me,' he kissed your lips again, then grabbed your chin and his eyes darkened, 'I will give you more, my love,' his voice soft and playfully threatening, 'but I don't want to hear you whine that it's too much. I know you can handle me,' he murmured against your lips and chuckled again, 'mhm, and you will take me all the way, like the good and devoted wife that you are for me.'

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#i had a shitty day and a weird mental week #i am going to rearrange my furniture now before i go insane #this may be the only fic i'll post until next week #i'm really struggling atm no matter how badly i want to write.. it's just not working out #surprised i managed to get this written tbh #anyway #sihtric kjartansson #the last kingdom #tlk #sihtric #sihtric x you #sihtric x reader #the last kingdom fic #sihtric fic #idk what the planets are doing rn but can they stop making me feel awful and hating everything i write #and can my adhd demon stop lurking bc i am exhausted. it's that time were even my meds are not working well enough at moments #maybe i need a break #maybe i need a good [censored] #who knows #just make it stop i beg 🥲 #and also those posts that are going around again about reblogs vs likes??? #yeah that's a real mood #part of my struggle atm is hugely influenced by the lack of interaction lately and i hate that it affects me #i just really feel like my writing is shit lately and am constantly comparing it to others #not to be a cry baby lmao i'm just *deep sigh* feel like i'm losing it?????

[ineedlelittlespace]

I think someone should take Murderbot furniture shopping. Yes, there is the downside of spending time in public, but the upside is that the entire point of the outing is to sit on various surfaces repeatedly for three to six hours. And we all know how it feels about sitting.

#last year's furniture shopping debacle just came up in my memories #and while i hated it #mb would LOVE It #murderbot #the murderbot diaries

[emry-stars-art]

Once again. I don’t know when I’ll be able to color this but here’s the full wip (corresponding to this whump post)

Usually Abram’s recovery goes about as expected but sometimes there’s stretches where he kind of slumps, just part of the ups and downs of recovery. Part of that is the constant vigilance he was forced to have in Evermore catching up to him again, so his health deteriorates and he gets jumpy and anxious and most of all exhausted. He figures out his brain remembers the mealtime breaks; and even if Andrew would never allow it at the table, the prince can recognize when he needs to give a little and let Abram sleep on the floor. It’s the only way he’ll fully relax. When he figures this out, there’s suddenly and mysteriously a few nice floor pillows and other furniture and blankets added to his room, and more for Abram to take to his own.

(Can I count this as whumptober 25 if one of the prompts is flashback 🤔)

#everyone in the know is working on getting abram used to using furniture again #and it’s going fine #just every once in a while. he goes back to old habits #that being said #nothing against floor furniture/floor time #because I have spent the past month looking for good floor pillows and a floor desk #in fact I am drafting this from my spot on the floor 😂 #abram just never spent so much time on the floor before evermore #and Andrew hates the knowledge of where the habit came from #and he doesn’t want to let abram keep feeling inferior enough to continue it #refuses to is probably a better word #anyway #fan art #my art #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #andrew minyard #royal au #andreil #wip

[theindependenttrentcrimm]

I see your ‘house and Wilson are inevitably just very fucked up, the only reason they work so well is that they are both unhinged and it wouldn’t be right to subject anyone else to them’ and raise you ‘they are intimately capable of soft love and I think would be able to give it to each other- quick kisses, smiles etc. however they also need a level of prank and mental enrichment that they can only ever get from each other’

#t rambles #hate crimes md #hilson #look this will be going in my amber = house meta BUT house making wilson buy furniture and amber making wilson buy their shared bed are bot #ways that they make wilson make small manageable decisions #the difference between house and amber in this instance is that amber lets wilson make a bad decision (one that house supports crucially) #because she doesn’t want him to resent her and she wants to allow him to have choice whereas house’s is more so I want this to be our space #and you are home to me #‘I like what this says about you’ = ‘I love you I love you and I know you love me’ #anyway #watching videos of them looking at each other and laughing and smiling and imagining house just leaning over to kiss wilson softly goodbye #I am so sorry these tags got away from me #probably their own post #they’re just sooooo brainworm inducing

[agarthanguide]

My very polite yet deeply anxious dog accidentally discovered deep pressure therapy under my brother’s weighted blanket and heavy pillows last week and now she demands a long session after every morning walk.

#I swear to god it’s helping #she hated the thunder shirt #she likes earmuffs but only for limited times #but THIS #a revelation #and she’s not a Furniture Dog #she generally hates being in beds

[seabeck]

I really want to find more whimsical/not boring shelves like the photo on the left but whenever I look for shelves online or at thrift stores, all I find is super ugly modern ones like the one on the right. My ex was obsessed with Modern and got a bunch of them, but because they’re stupid and barely functional I had to go and add braces to them a few years down the road because they all started to sag 

#I hate modern furniture #give me whimsical or give me none #this is why I don’t have a couch

[the-crimson]

Why does it feel like we in the q!bbh fandom are constantly defending q!bbh from people who hate his character for no reason.

I say no reason because a majority of the time people make things up whole sale to get mad about or take the smallest action completely out of context to get mad about it. There are legitimate things about q!bbh that I can see turning people off from his character but those things are almost never part of the discourse.

It’s always: q!bbh doesn’t care about the eggs, q!bbh is the most evil person on the island and should be killed repeatedly, he and Leo have no relationship and she would dislike him, Dapper’s deserves a father that actually cares for him, etc etc etc

It’s honestly exhausting because all of these things are blatantly untrue and I have no idea how anyone could come to these conclusions even if they never watch a second of bbh. Q!bbb is the sole reasons no egg has died of neglect since Trump. Q!bbh is the sole reason many of the eggs have maxed out armor, auto feed set up so they are always at max health, and an XP backpack with hundreds of XP. Q!bbh is constantly going out of his way to help others the moment they ask regardless of his own plans.

There is a REASON q!bbh is the only character on quesadilla island with access to every egg’s safe room in and out of the Ninho. Q!bbh is the only character on the server who has an actual relationship with every single egg that goes beyond acquaintances. Ramon is Dapper’s bff and constantly hangs out with bbh and Dapper. Bbh has done Leo’s tasks more times than I can count and her last words before being kidnapped were “I love you”. Bbh has taken care of Tallulah and Chayanne too many time to count. It was only after talking to bbh about how she feels guilty about feeling like Philza is more her father than Wilbur that Tallulah asked Philza to adopt her. Pomme is literally his daughter. Richas has spent countless nights hanging out with bbh and Dapper (and Pomme) after his parents logged off. Bbh would literally burn the world for Dapper in a heart beat.

When bbh learned no other egg made it off the island in purgatory, he spent the last 15 minutes of his stream muted because he was crying irl. Q!bbh was literally killing himself after the eggs were kidnapped and is basically a walking corpse rn with a gapping hole in his head that’s been there for two months. He’s been having memory problems for over a month - this development with his short term memory loss is a natural progression of his preexisting condition!

PEOPLE PLEASE criticize his character for things he actually does. You don’t have to like every character - q!bbh is an annoying little menace! But don’t make shit up to get mad about I’m begging.

If you don’t like a character, then ignore them. There are several character on the qsmp that I absolutely despise and get annoyed when every they show up on stream but I doubt anyone following me could tell me which characters those are because I never talk about it! Especially not in the main tag! I think through purgatory - when my frustration was at its highest - I mentioned one of these characters once in the tags of a reblog.

Tldr: if you don’t like a character, ignore them. Don’t make shit up about them to get mad at. You’re just making urself look like an idiot and an asshole.

#qsmp #discourse #fandom critical #I’m so tired of this fandom #I never even look in the main tag anymore #I havent for months #but I still can’t escape the shitty discourse #I’m so tired #somehow stealing furniture is a worse crime than systematically murdering innocent workers #I will never understand why people are so passionate about hating q!bbh

[changewingwentz]

Why don't we kiss goodnight?

It might just end my life

But I'm pretty sure that it's right, right, right

Why don't we kiss goodnight?

Saw a random picture on Pinterest and immediately went maaannn that’s kinda hmmk-core , for reference practice of course!

#ignore that I drew that couch wrong I fucking hate drawing furniture aagahwhqh #hackus art #herlock sholmes #yujin mikotoba #yuujin mikotoba #I/dk h/ow brainrot still prevails 🫡🫡 #thank you hmmk kiss goodnight edit on tiktok for motivating me to finish this 1 month old doodle at forst #homumiko #digital art #fanart

[ofbakerst]

#he moved his bed #breaking news #news for people who are obsessed with this set for some reason #probably moved it so his face will be lit by the window when he's bedridden in illustrious client :'( i hate this show #but does he move all his furniture by himself or does he ask watson to help or does he expect mrs hudson to do it for him #shoscombe old place #granada holmes #jeremy brett #sherlock holmes #baker street #untidy #holmes's room #my posts #papers

[overchromatic]

Cringetober Day 25: Gijinka

#cringetober #cringetober 2023 #animal crossing #acnh #ac olivia #ac gijinka #fanart #DONT talk to me about that ottoman i will explode. i hate drawing furniture so so so much #anyway. i love olivia i would totally have her on my acnh island if i didnt already have Ankha

[ikishima]

My #1 advice for people moving out is to NOT buy nonstick cookware... not only is the lifespan of nonstick a MAXIMUM of 7 years (usually more like 2-5 years) but teflon, aka Polytetrafluoroethylene-- the plastic coating that makes the cookware nonstick, infuses microplastics into your food.

New cookware sets can cost hundreds of dollars so my advice is to look for 100% stainless steel cookware in thrift stores. Safer, cheaper, & instead of needing to replace every 2-7 years they can potentially last you the entire rest of your life AND they won't start shedding plastic into your food

#x #PS plastic food storage containers are also not ideal... I'm going to replace all mine with glass containers when i can afford it #i bought everything nonstick thinking it would be easier to deal with. i wanted to be cost-effective & save time so buying cheap nonstick #seemed like a good idea but every single nonstick thing I bought either already needed to be tossed in the trash or the teflon is flaking #aka they have become unsafe to use. but i dont have the money to replace all my fucking kitchenware!!!!! #today the casserole dishes that i bought 2.5 years ago are going in the trash. fucking waste of money and awful for the planet #boiling water to get rid of microplastics in a flaking nonstick pot... my life is a joke LMFAOOO #i was going to put a brand suggestion for nonstick here based on what lasted the longest for anyone who absolutely NEEDS nonstick #but when i search for who owns that brand and then searched with israel in quotes... first result was them being voted brand of the year #in israel... so never mind... dude fuck all these big companies i fucking hate this shit #oh btw ceramic is a good nonstick alternative but all my ceramics lasted less than 3 years... their lifespan is about 2 years apparently #theres way too many tags on this already but for anyone who reads them all HIIII and also you can literally find better furniture #on the side of the road than you will ever find on amazon or from ikea or where the fuck ever

[shapeshiftinterest]

based on THIS post by @micerhat

moon and roxy friendship, they’re currently in a 2 person fanfic club and roxy’s reading bad fanfics outloud in a reverse story time kind of way since it’s usually moon reading to the kids (and sometimes animatronics)

they’re chillin in her room and he’s trying to grab her phone but she’s holding his hand to block him plus he’s laughing too hard to stop her

moon: s-stop ahahahaha!!

roxy: wait wait wait, one more! omg listen to this one.

moon: i ca-han’t, roxy.

roxy: “monty gazed into moon’s beautiful, blood red orbs-”

moon: ple- hee hee-se!!

big thanks to my younger brother for helping me with the hand poses

i gave roxy a ponytail and some shorts cuz her usual outfit was hard for me to draw in this pose

art reference i used this couch

#art mine #2022 art mine #digital art #shapeshiftinterest #games #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #moon #moondrop #roxanne wolf #roxy #wolves #animals #tracing #kinda #i hate drawing furniture