#i have no idea where i was going with this lmaooo

[lowkeyremi]

"Dada fart!" Your daughter, Miu, who happens to be a three year old that thinks anything with farts or butts is funny, giggles while pinching her little nose with her index finger and thumb.

"Rintaro that smells atrocious! Go to the bathroom!!" Within a few seconds Mui parrrots, "Dada troshus!"

There's a cat-like grin gracing his sharp face. Leave it to him to be devious and handsome at the same time.

"What are you guys talking about? I don't smell anything." It physically pains you how childish he is. Both you and Mui smell that rancid smell, he can't seriously be saying he doesn't smell anything.

"Rintaro. Don't pretend like you don't smell that." It takes extreme patience for you not to curse right now. Mui doesn't need to be taught language like that, especially not while she's only lived three little years on this earth.

"Dada smell like a stunk!" You really do wish you could find this whole thing funny like Mui does, but it smells absolutely awful.

"You mean a skunk?" She nods rapidly.

Rintaro being ever the childish man he is, runs right past you and sprays something on your clothes.

Fart. Spray. He was pranking you, and now he just sprayed you with fucking fart spray.

"RINTARO YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SH- SHIITAKE." If you thought the smell was bad from afar it's even worse up close. You curse whoever has made that horrible stuff, hoping they get a first class ticket to hell.

"Mama fart!" Since Mui hadn't noticed the fart spray she just thinks you "farted" along with her father.

"No- I mean- Dada has a spray that smells like farts." A mischievous sparkle glistens in her eyes, just like it does when Rintaro has a bad idea.

"If little kids use it though, it might burn." You make up completely on the spot. Hey if it works it works.

"I no wanna get burnded." The way she pronounces burned is absolutely adorable.

"Sorry babe." Rintaro's right behind you. He's sincere but that crooked smile on his face pisses you off. Before he can even grasp what happens you snatch the spray from his hand and start spraying like crazy.

"HOLY SHIT- that ugh- DAMN THAT SMELLS LIKE A BAG OF ASS!" His eyes widen, as do yours, once he realizes what he just said in front of his daughter.

"Bag of ass????" Sweet little Mui repeats.

"That's a no no word, Honey." She too widens her eyes. Rintaro instantly groans knowing what that means.

"Dada give Mui three paper moneys for bad words." The man in question sighs as he pulls out his wallet.

#i have no idea where i was going with this lmaooo #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #haikyuu x reader #rintaro suna #suna rintarou #suna x reader #suna rintaro x reader #rintaro suna x reader #suna rintaro haikyuu #suna rintarō #suna rintaro fluff #suna fluff #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu suna

[boxwinebaddie]

oh my god so i just saw this picture of froy guitterez with a bearded dragon and i fear i am going to have to give clyde a bearded dragon. i'm not sure how he got her, ( prolly by doing something extremely impulsive, dumb and unhinged ), but he snuck her into him and tolkien's dorm room and was like "okay! so don't get mad BUT--"

...he was Mad, btw. but rm!tolkien doesn't scream because he is a dignified british king ( the only one i respect ) and just speaks at a slightly louder volume and does things with his eyebrows like "Why. Do. You. Have. A. LIZARD. Clyde?" and he's like "okay, first of all, she's not JUST a lizard; she's a Bearded Dragon and her name is-" idk what her name is it's probably something insane like glizzy or salamanda or mary guana, i want to start crying, oh my god. clyde loves reptiles.

and tolkien is like "right...so does 'glizzy' have a cage? food?...water?" and clyde is just staring at him blankly like, "damn. i didn't think about that." KHSSDLKSDH HELP so they go to a lil pet store, i think they figure out a clever way to keep her warm and make her a strange makeshift enclosure. tldr, she gets all set up...except they have to Hide her ( also prolly in some elaborate way ) bc they're not supposed to have pets in the dorms and at first, tolkien was so Anti-Glizzy, like he made clyde put up lost lizard ads online/stuff on craigslist...

...buUUUUt accidentally got attached to her and secretly took the all listings down. anyways, happy pride month ft. rm!tyde co-parenting a lizard daughter together. the world is a beautiful place, in fact. <3

#nina speaks #sorry this made me laugh #too much #homoerotic activities smh #just two guys being dudes being lizard girl dads #i love rm clyde and rm tolkien theyre so funny #also clydes dinosaur hyperfixation was going off #he is just...the most distracted ever #not alert that king #tolkien was like go put that thing back where it came from rn #but im sure clyde cried so he was like #siiigh OKAY #the way i bet u in the begining tolkien was like oh my god #what a Foul and ODIOUS creature #and now she is his special lady ok she hangs out with him while he does art projects and when clyde is saying weird stuff #hes like *looks at glizzy* i kno darling it does sound like bullocks doesnt it KDHSDLSHDKDH GO TEAM GO #also idk what her name is i just wanted to laugh #it has to be insane i know clyde named her something weird #also its so funny to me in a weird way rm!tyde is like slightly ravesey coded in a diff font their double dates are iconic #we love the hottest baddest man in the universe #and his cute pathetic boyfriend w/ the pretty eyes #music to my ears lmaooo tolkien and jerseykyle everyday watching clyde and ravenstan interact like #oh god what are we doing what have we done #it is like taking ur boyfriend to the dog park help #also i know that ravenstan was like WOWZA SHES SO CUTE #and jersey was like aLRIGHT BOYS SHOWS OVER #STAN WERE NOT GETTING A CRAZY LIZARD THING #STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS DONOVAN U SHIDIOT #15 min loop of jerseykyle about to strangle rm!clyde #its ok he grew on jk like mold smh he is...fond of him

[robotpanties]

uuuuuhhh no reason just wanna see the robot get preggers because nobody is really taking advantage of the narrative consequences of the robots of ULTRAKILL having fleshy bits inside them (in my humble opinion hahahaha...hahaha....hah....). Anywhosen also a sucker for general Bad End especially when it involves a psycho-sexual (breeding) binding to a greater entity but also I wanna see the murder-robot get knocked up. And the galaxy brain bit of this is instead of calming down they just get Worse.

YEAH NO ONE REALLY TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THAT. and well i mostly assumed a very small percentage of people actually want to breed the robots like that which is why.

also i don't think this as a bad end, but a bad path that can lead to some other.. inch resting things (my stupid ass is trying to craft a plot with horror and drama from this path and how it'd change the story slightly despite knowing I will never get around to writing it in fic form except tiny excerpt ideas and art)

also i have so much to say abt the 'it doesn't calm down it just gets worse' bc its So true

#kicking my legs. it sooo genuinely gets worse i think it believes its actually in “love” with hell. and maybe it is. #gets worse and loses itself more and more. abandon any last trace of identity that had never been regarded anyway by anyone #its easy to let something guide you and instruct you in nearly everything if it feels too painfully good? and why spend more power thinking #altho for the. plot i was conducting in my head it was msotly involving gabriel and the primes bc of an idea my friend gave me which was #that if this occurred before v1 reached the prime sanctums it could have been guided or instructed to go to the sanctums but at the time #it does its currently carrying a child and because of that both the primes and v1 itself are spared because. i dont know if i think #the kings would fight a pregnant person . i at least think sisyphus Wouldnt because wheres the fun in an opponent who appears to already #be disadvantaged. (even if it can fare just fine.) #if any friendships were able to be made (cough . i like sisyphus qnd v1 platonic and romantic) itd be kind of. sad from an outside perspect #ve to watch it deteriorate into being less of its own entity and becoming slowly just another extension of hell. even in fighting it shows. #i wish i could explain it all better #and sorry if this ask is late to be answered i was writing my rwsponse at a con LMAOOO #.txt #ask #i want to write i have no timeee no energyyy but hear me out there is potential for crazy wackjob shit #ive decided also not to kill gabriel i think i should do somethign fucked up with him and his inexperience in relationshios #i forgot who suggested he should get so desperate that he begs for hell to take him as well. (which i cant decide if it would or wouldnt bc #its kind of really funny and mean if it #says no)

[sonknuxadow]

im probably gonna have to rearrange my sonic action figure display AGAIN because big werehog doesnt really fit anywhere on the shelf as its set up currently. endless pain and suffering forever

#i put a lot of thought into the way the characters are arranged like i make sure to display them in a way where everyone is visible #while also arranging the characters in a way that i feel makes sense. like team sonic + amy are all together in the front row #the second and third row are supporting characters who are also grouped with their friends/teammates #like cream is in a separate row from amy but is placed behind her so theyre still close together and shes next to blaze whos next to silver #whos next to espio whos directly in front of vector whos in the back row because hes so tall #not going into extreme detail about everyones placement just wanted to give an idea of whats going on here #idkw here to put the bigger werehog figure like hes massive so it feels like he should go in the back #but he straight up doesnt fit. like the riser is too tall for him to be able to stand on it #i could put him somewhere in the front maybe ? since hes a sonic. but id have to push a few things around to make him fit #without completely blocking tiny little cream on the second row #also i dont even have enough space for all my figures to be on the display lmaooo a bunch of my classic minis arent on there #simply because idk where to put them. so theyre just hanging out on my playsets which are on a separate shelf #its a mess out here

[haunted-xander]

Meeting Meteion was like encountering the second-hand blorbo of a friend after having finally gotten into the media they're really into except the second-hand blorbo is from my dad

#prior to me starting the game my dad would not shut up about meteion he REALLY likes her #thats his depression birb daughter #i know a lot about meteion i am absolutely NOT supposed to at this point lmaooo #but its okay shes cute and sweet #actually playing through ffxiv is really fun when ive been partially exposed to so many things over the course of many years #(courtesy of my dad and partially my big sib) #is really fun bc i had no context for any of it before #so now i get to see things and go #'OOOOH so THATS where its from' #or #'oh wait ive seen this before!!' #its so fun #especially since most of the major spoilers ive been exposed to are very disconnected #it means i usually dont have any idea when/how itll be relevent #srry for rambling btw my brain is all thoughts head full rn #meteion #final fantasy #final fantasy 14 #final fantasy xiv #ff14 #ffxiv #endwalker #xander rambles #screenshot

[noahtally-famous]

not me popping back on here with a post after months of semi-inactivity (uni is being a bitch) just to reiterate how much i love writing the pahkitew island cast.

aside from sammy and amy (obviously), literally everyone else can be shipped with one another and it'd make sense to some degree, like it takes skill to create a group of people so inherently shippable (platonically and/or romantically) and ofc the writers didn't know it they just shoved a bunch of random ppl together and dusted their hands off on it but fr tho 😭

(yeah im planning out my leonave 'stranger things inspired' au, and the gears are turning, and i forgot just how much i love writing for this dumbass group)

(i swear im working on the next chapter of a guide to surviving the apocalypse too)

#no but i've way too many ideas lmaoo #i forgot ive a whole longass post in my drafts dedicated to ramblings abt this longfic and i came across it today ahaha #like amy leading a manhunt for leonard bc shes got everyone to think he killed her sister (who she didn't even like much smh) #and topher's one of the ppl involved and when shawn hears he's like “topher? yeah i can handle him dw” (possible tophawn minor pairing??) #and leonard's abt to get the equivalent of being burnt at the stake literally #when guess who shows up in a fucking mercedes of all cars #fucking dave #and he helps leonard escape narrowly by driving fast af and leonard's so confused bc like “i thought you'd be with those guys” #and get this: dave doesnt believe leonard killed sammy bc of his vehement belief that leonard doesn't know magic LMAOOO #and leonard doesnt know whether to be affronted or grudgingly thankful bc if it wasn't for dave's desire for everything to be normal #leonard would have been part of the witch trials 2.0 #and idk who's watched st but the plot is somewhat inspired by it #like shawn goes missing first and dave as his best friend is panicking abt it (in this one axel is shawns cousin???) #and then when they find him at last the weird deaths start leading to leonard finding sammy dead and this whole situation #and theres a whole different world underneath them and its up to leonard dave ella and sky to team up and prevent certain destruction #and theres slowburn leonave (with pining leonard and oblivious dave) #and leonard lives with his uncle whos understanding of his passions (unlike his dad who basically gave him away for the same reason) #and leonard's life is total opppsite from dave's #and they both know it #and omgggg this au has been a brainrot for so goddamn long #but idk why i just got a slew of ideas for it today #and like dave stays over at leonards at one point and leonard gives him his bed (like a gentleman) #and the next morning shawn barges in like “wheres my best friend” bc ever since he was taken he's been v paranoid abt losing the ppl he lov #and he hugs dave and daves like “how dirty are you rn” and shawns like “nothing yet i waited so that i can hug you when i see your dumb ass #and everyones like abt dave to leonard “idk if he's the right one for you” #but then later on dave saves his life by going a little bit unhinged classic dave-style #and ends up scaring a nurse and receptionist into retiring early #total drama #td leonard #td dave

[sadhorsegirl]

been spinning the similarities and differences between the bene gesserit and the white tower for a while now. i do think its interesting to consider the fact that both rj and herbert use the whole what if nuns controlled the catholic church things for different thematic purposes, both trying to communicate in universe anxieties about gender and exposing (depending on how far out into the psychology of authorship weeds we want to wade) their own hangups about women as narrative agents

like. both the white tower and the bene gesserit are religious orders with massive amounts of power that people are afraid of bc their members are seen as inherently duplicitous. they act primarily by manipulating others, kingmakers but never the king etc etc. this is obviously just a play on the idea (anxiety) of women as controlling forces within households/romantic relationships, the idea that they are secretly power hungry and act in ways that cannot be understood or replicated by men who struggle to find their own autonomy.

and with the bene gesserit the family/biological element is even more immediately apparent. members of the bene gesserit can literally weaponize sex as a means of social control, seducing men and then using their offspring for future plans. the white tower runs in the opposite direction but also demonstrates some profound hangups about women's roles within social fabric by sisters' denial of forming traditional heterosexual families (with the technical exception of green ajah). the bene gesserit are feared and resented for having sex, the white tower sisters are resented for largely refusing heterosexual sex outside of flings/the warder bond

#idk where im totally going with this just been thinking about it for a while lol #gotta go see dune 2 again i just GOTTA #also obviously. the idea that the bene gesserit have A Voice they can use to make u do stuff. rife w gender dynamics lmaooo #dune #wheel of time #meta

[wool-string]

Got some yarn. Brain storming ideas

#my art #takeshi kotobuki #crochet ideas #I’ve never made a cardigan before #so I’m wondering if I can manage #the pink is kinda off in this lol but oh well #though this is very girly in appearance I wanted it to be worn in an almost masc way #so I’m gonna have to make the right crop length #and I fear that lol #I can never make the perfect crop level #I think the shoulders also matter a lot #I’m already living in fear of making this n I haven’t even started yet lmaooo #fuck it we learn as we go #ahhhhh good luck to me #I got the thinnest yarn I can find tho cause I hate bulky yarn cardigans #and where I live it’s always super hot #so I need something thinner

[werewolf4vampire]

honestly at this point i think i'm just gonna buy a fucking gas mask

#like i'm not joking i'm so sick of this. the envo masks i was looking at seem to STILL have issues #also i have no idea where the fuck i can go to get a fit check lmaooo. awesome #darryl speaks

[bluemads]

is it wrong of me to say like you just look like you know how to do a great bbq? you give like, bde but for barbecues. if i'm right, i'm expecting some great food from you at some point during our time here. and if i'm wrong... you gotta help me find someone who is good. for both our sakes. @obriiiens

#i have no idea where i was going with this #LMAOOO #૮꒰˶>⤙<˶꒱ა ♡ ( talk )

[puppyeared]

do you have a design for purple avm? 👉👈

Why he ourple

#I donttttt have a clean design for king orange /mango idk if I’m gonna make one because I don’t really have an idea of what he look #Like in my head lmao. Same for pink and dark blue cause they’re fairly new and all and they’re pretty minor characters rn #Also because the spaces between each episode is like really really long I end up forgetting what happens in the past episodes #Not Alan’s fault at all I know it must take a lot of time and effort per episode. I just forget to touch the episodes for months and forget #Where I left off lmaooo but the animations and story are pretty captivating I always end up going like WAIT THATS IT??? At the end of every #Episode. Watch me get emotionally attached to fighting stickmen #Alan becker #animation vs animator #animator vs animation #animation vs minecraft #avm #avm fanart #doodles #avm purple

[koishua]

okay they'd said that they'd be back early tonight what is this it's past midnight where are my family

#tp #grtting freaked tf out when someone goes out and doesnt return on settled time and date #once my father stormed out without a word after a huge fight and i was convinced he would never come back lmaooo #like what if sth happened to him or what if he left us but more importantly what if he got into an accident??? ya know??? #the constant paranoia and fear for their safety my goodness i should learn to calm down #he didnt come back until well after four am and i couldnt sleep the whole time freaking out like what if he died out there and #we have no idea of anything 😭😭 #wild #anyways it's been five hours where is everyone did they get into a car crash #update they're back thank god i can go sleep now

[unproduciblesmackdown]

as "let's see if will roland's birthday prompts any billions production clues from posts castmates may make about it" continues to yield "no one's posting about it, while some castmates post about other people's birthdays," already having more thoughts abt [i'm sure he'll show up in at least one episode even if only to be written out] type things like:

a) would be insulting if winston is fired to serve a subplot about philip and taylor having some difficulty in finding their footing re: working together as coheads, like, we're good at anticassandraing things and have gone "lol what if philip & taylor disagreed abt quants in that philip preferred winston. which he feasibly could," so what if instead it's philip arguing that winston should be fired to streamline things or because everyone who's not taylor will want him gone b/c they dislike him, and in learning how to successfully work together, taylor's like well alright. like, don't pit these elements against each other the insult is instead just Anyone, higher ups or lower downs, wanting winston gone b/c they dislike him, so he's fired

b) winston getting bullied by anyone or everyone is seen as him distracting them &/or provoking it with his presence, so he's fired winston being friends w/tuk is seen as a bad influence of loserdom on the latter (or distraction, or annoying, or w/e) so he's fired some Problem that needs solving or otherwise some need to fire Some people that really doesn't have much to do with him gets him fired anyways. like 5x05 all over again, isn't it always. or even if he's particularly involved in some problem you know it'd be something other people could get away with just fine. see:

c) what's even "a problem" like that despite everyone being in a hostile workplace, winston is especially, and we're so graced with dollar bill back on the premises who has already harassed and threatened and assaulted him (not only limiting the lattermost to something like "did he hit you, and like, closed fist, and i mean pretty hard. well that's just what he's like, you're fine." or the way like sabotaging a toilet is just epic pranks and only a problem if something looks bad to theoretical investors and we should talk about what tmc people might be doing to deserve it) while rian has been holding down the fort bullying and using winston. perfectly in line with everything if this kind of thing prompting any hostility in turn is like, nobody blinks at the other stuff, wherein if anything everyone keeps trying to fix dollar bill's feelings for him and talk about how who he's being awful to needs to appease him asap, and rian simply Wanting to use winston as a chew toy is just taken in stride while separately people have already been motivated by theoretically looking out for her / supporting her in various ways as well. whereas if winston Acts like he regards her as a hostile party, which she is, rather than seeming to operate in good faith that they can have regular constructive basic respect interactions, which he does while those decent interactions seem to come through rarely and unreliably, then i'm sure he'd be seen as mean / starting shit / out of line / etc, especially when it seems him Disrespecting the Rules & Social Hierarchy that should disallow him from like, speaking unless it's to self-flagellate, means people see him as aggressive or whatever. basically the classic scenario like, kid's bullied at school, they're supposed to just ignore it or it's otherwise "not that bad" / stuff gotten away with, even if supposedly it's like well just tell an authority figure here, that won't/doesn't work, any resulting obvious tension/dislike between the kid and whoever is like "uh oh, a Both Sides problem" at best, same if there's a physical fight or something or else it's like well That was unacceptable and if it was initiated by Your reaction to all other kinds of terrible treatment for however long, you're the problem. not that i expect winston to throw a punch about it, but, figuratively / parallel to this scenario

d) winston is sick of his deluxe hostile environment, doesn't actually like whatever coheading changes, sick of rian and/or dollar bill specifically, and/or doesn't appreciate some other goings-on, like one that results in him even being threatened with firing, and gets to just quit as has regularly seemed like something he might want to do anyways since 4x11 and intermittently on

e) not really another Way to imagine they kick him out but was thinking how like, Is a reason we're shown that taylor and rian hugging in the middle of an office was seen by i guess winston alone gonna be further relevant at all and about him making anything of it, which, he really couldn't possibly be wrong about any inferences. but going :/ at the taylor and rian dynamic just as a spontaneous, contained event would be self-explanatory too. but had the thought of like, maybe it's all "well taylor's been here 5 seasons and is in a more prominent position than last season, throw a PR problem at them for the first time for real, just as a shakeup / something that throws them off" wherein like winston wouldn't even have to be there to be cited in something like yeah i was fired or quit or whatever else and my former boss is dating an employee i think. or seems to have a real personal preference for them if not personal somethingship. which is true lmfao like? even if winston ""wrongly"" assumes they're dating like "oh sorry these claims are ridiculous, i only proposed as much to this employee who i already was informally mentoring and do favor such that she was promoted offscreen after like half a season to be able to make trades and this only came up when her using that capacity to do some shit she could've been fired for had me like 'but i'll take the heat for it' b/c any feeling that i'd wanna fire you is worth working through as a personal problem, and that employee turned me down not only just b/c apparently dating through work is too much (but not hooking up through work) but because she's afraid of how much she could love me, and now we're further personal somethings or who even knows what's ever been going on and so who can say if we were supposed to have fully closed the door on dating or not, even." wherein like....someone then doing further research consulting with every named tmc employee, in this hypothetical (and ignoring any hypothetical new, named/dialogued hires) scenario all now Former employees except rian who clearly won't have been firedor quit at the start of season 7, b/c yknow god forbid lmao....like, oh i'm taylor's best friend so no comment except that when i'm mad at them i'll apparently say that i always thought they inhumanly don't have feelings and all, very helpful. then there's like, oh yeah i was taylor's employee and dated them until business misalignments lead to a less than ideal breakup, and then kind of an aftershock of that for fun i guess. and then yeah i was also taylor's employee and knew they were dating another employee and i disapproved if only b/c i told them it could look bad but then also one of the reasons leading up to my quitting was having difficulty getting in touch with them while the other employee lived with them at least part of the time and i didn't seem to be a fan of that bonus access re: discussing business getting in the way of the formal structure / chain of command or whatever at work as well which is part of what i was already there to file a complaint over, so....even just the "it does look bad / people do think you leverage status for access to sex through employees" like no but that's My boss though. but also just that yeah taylor has at least tried to date employees twice, and their personal preference does affect professional matters, though that's also just like, pick any place of work and any slice of it, may not be a meritocracy after all versus how much it matters that some people are popular and/or liked by the right people while others can be recognized as Good Employees on paper but be left where they are or antagonized by peers or higher ups b/c of "failing" at the popularity contest aspect. and this could just be some new Kind of problem for taylor, and/or their just having to question themself more. or else go "ugh leave it to winston" and shrug it off once whatever's smoothed over.

f) winston isn't fully written off but rather it's something zany like, the twist is dollar bill coming back (god forbid he didn't either) while mafee, who evidently sees taylor outside work despite it all, is like eh we'll get dinners sometimes too, and does not likewise return despite saying he's the one who'd consider it. winston, being fired, or having quit, or just being unhappy w/things enough to consider it, is like well you're kind of regular at me sometimes and can't yell at me abt loyalty to taylor if neither of us work for them and you have weird confusing ideas about how they should be loyal to you if anything, and i can do the work of 50 phds, and i know you don't know shit abt the math and quanting but if you just leave it up to me entirely, that's pretty much been my work experience thus far anyways. then he'd be filming on different sets, possibly more rarely, and also dan soder has been likewise elusive but is also on site on the two even vaguely or implicitly [s7 production] related pics will's turned up in.

g) idk billions feel free to prank us where once again between seasons we worry winston could be written off but then he isn't, but elusivity paired with suddenly now castmates w/no mention of him for [march 5th] and [we are doing any bday acknowledgments] overlaps that otherwise get posts, especially. weird even if he Was written out in ep one but okay then

#winston billions #maybe he'd feel petty after being disposed of; maybe someone's doing really specific investigative journalism lol.... #although also the idea that lauren's known one ep return last season was like. will This be an unfriendly ex gf/employee using insider info #and if winston were to be fired or quit; no matter the specific reason behind that it's like. how would he have only the fondest memories #he's been here for taylor & i imagine it can be inferred he hopes his Skills being valued are a shot at also being valued as a person #but if it seems like he was only ever begrudgingly kept around & given that [useful tool] status while other employees got more personal & #preferential treatment; which like everyone save sara kinda but she at least got to have substantial & frequent enough exchanges w/taylor #while here's a quant peer he even likes & does keep trying to be amicable with but she also regards & treats him as usable & disposable #while taylor at least ignores & allows this while v much preferring & Would Be dating this employee like. probably could be pissed abt that #and just to go off the shits lol like oh Petty Ex Employee behavior But....add in tayston fwb history lmaooo Like. oof #with some end of s3 into s4 timeline especially like where maybe winston wants a personal somethingship w/them as well but instead the #whole fwbship (& any undiscussed / not directly acknowledged somethingship along with it) was dropped when taylor dated lauren #like yes add in nonzero petty ex something as well lol. or Wish i could be a petty ex but got burned by the implication that like #no taylor doesn't not date employees as a rule nor even seem to worry abt it much personally; On Paper especially re propositioning rian #but also combining [dated lauren] and [dated oscar] stats it's like yeah they Ought to consider winston a romantic candidate as well lol #he Does get [autistic character] different negative / diminishing treatment all round from all elements so like. grievances lol #and of course taylor could choose to be petty ex employer/something as well like great so we're fighting now #and if winston's sharing the other trivia he's not sharing His personal history w/them. and taylor could threaten to but isn't gonna share #that b/c it'd make them look worse too (i am aware of the gfy proximity at this point yes lmfao girl help) but Can throw it in his face #can go after knowing he had that personal somethingship with them; the closest gfy esque thing here would be if taylor was also a bit too #clueless like well that is just hypocritical of you to take issue w/it Or take advantage of it when it suits you....w/o realizing that #element of like yeah i'm jealous actually?? remember when you dumped me to date someone else when [why didn't you date Me].... #or be Aware like well you're jealous actually. and winston can be like Yeah? I Am? lmao. we both know why we're fighting.... #impossible to tell if taylor didn't infer winston might like rian or else just ignored it but they could throw that at him too #i don't really imagine winston still Likes rian crushwise by the end of s6 for sure but. might also be annoyed they even get an affinity #like man don't worry their dynamic really isn't convincingly that good or enjoyable b/w them....missing out on what. #then the most gfy similar thing to do would be like don't take it out on me just b/c nobody would wanna date you #a move that could range from [merely laughably stock pettiness] to [surprisingly genuinely cutting] depending on specific execution ig #anyways whether he's still filming or not; if any cast members were to remember will exists & give us Any info w/acknowledgments we might #expect based on precedent. that it's Axe; Dollar Bill; and Rian who are most firmly established as [will be present] via ppl's posts. Great

[crossbackpoke-check]

I have to ask about good dog bad dream <3

🥰🥰 oh i was HOPING for this one. ok so y’all may actually know a little bit already because it exists in the tags as tyler borzoituzzi but! good dog bad dream is the working document title/notes compilation for a fic that started with the premise of “well you see that’s actually not a dog that’s my blorbo from my hrpf shifter wolf au—”

and, because i have never formally addressed it or put it anywhere other than the tags, three important details about this fic:

this IS a semi-au fic about the detroit red wings, set vaguely in the 2018-19 season, because the wings sucked that year (but not as bad as 2019-20)

this is ALSO a fic that is mainly about tyler bertuzzi and dylan larkin, with some other wings thrown in because i've never met an ensemble i couldn't shove into a love story

this 100% exists because of mickey redmond calling tyler a junkyard dog every chance he gets and me every time going "okay but what if literally though" -> 🐺

#me 🤝 the detroit red wings hippo campus hive mind #liv in the replies #the way that this fic exists fully formed in my brain & i just need it!!! to come out as a narrative!!! #where is the brainworm to print fic button. where is it #also the way in which i’m just like ‘yeah the fic is tyler borzoituzzi’ ok but can we have a title please. like a real one. #because somehow out of 20 pages of bertuzzi-thesis-dog-related quotes i have not found a title. ???? help. i also have a whole titles note #for just collecting phrases to use as titles (sometimes with specific ideas sometimes just vibes sometimes like oh i like that phrase) #not to mention the fact that my quote doc for the bertuzzi thesis has a more embarrassing title but like it’s fine!! #UPDATE THE DOC HAS ACTUAL WRITING IN IT 🚨🚨 I REPEAT WE HAVE REAL NARRATIVE NOT TAG NOT!FIC #WE ARE AT A SOLID ALMOST 1K!!! THIS IS THANKS TO Y’ALL!!! don’t ask how long the document with notes is tho. also how many scenes are done 🙃 #anyway i have had this reply written for like two days but keep not posting it because i wanted to be able to have something written to give #but also there’s another ask about good dog bad dream so this one will be info (boring) (sorry) and i will post a snippet in the next ask <3 #me vs not wanting to spoil things vs literally the entire plot of this already written out in the tags: fight #tyler borzoituzzi #WAIT MY TAGS DIDN’T SAVE 😭😭😭 #you’re missing the one of me going ‘🥺🥰☺️😭💕‼️🥹 thank you for the ask’ #lmaooo tumblr out here like ‘bro you can’t do that every time someone sends an ask’ ok well watch me. what if i DO cherish every interaction #wip ask game

[bootyful-seventeen]

Overnight bag, magazines, lavender, & whispers

Overnight bag - what’s in your bag?

Okay so I do carry a lot of stuff in my bag to the point that I know listing it would be very long so I took a picture of everything. And this is also the downsized collection/bag so when I had the big momma tote bag, I came ready for war lmao. And I do carry a few extras incase I forget or lose them like headphones and lip balms and some perfumes since I chuck it in and forget it

Magazines - share some recent outfit inspirations!

I’ve mostly been at home so my outfits have been consisting of things to lounge in and sleepwear and the snuggle hoodies??? I had to look up something similar cuz it’s too cold for me not to want warm and fluffy things

Lavender - are scents an important factor when picking beauty products? If so, name a few scented products you like!

For me it’s so important! If I get something and it doesn’t have a nice smell then I wouldn’t end up using at much as something that’s scented. Plus my skin isn’t sensitive so I don’t object to scented skincare like the harakeke line from the saem. It worked really well for my oily skin in the summer.

But most of my scented products are in the lip realm like the romand glasting water tints since they smell like fuzzy peaches, the romand tea tint since the one I have smells like chocolate, physicians formula watermelon sugar lip gloss, the fenty beauty lip glosses cuz idk what it smells like exactly but I’ve smelled it in my childhood, the jul7me hair essences and hair packs because I got the mini set and tried a lot of the scents and they’re really nice and stick well to my hair and that’s on top of it softening and smoothing out my ends

Whispers - what do you think about when falling asleep?

Mostly little scenarios to get my mind running fast enough where it wants to slow down. Or my mind will just blast some songs that get me turnt the fuck up for a few hours to sleep but rn it’s been about a mobile game I’ve been playing and what’ll be coming in book 7 of twisted wonderland since I am itching for not only new chapters to read through, but also new cards to get and see the groovy art for

#ask #answered #anon #random #my bag is a mess but this is the cleaned up version from when I last checked it 3 days ago for my trip to the casino #sometimes I attach the pouch charm onto my bag and sometimes I don’t #but it’s a good thing to have when I need just a wee bit more space in my smaller bags #and also the small maginifier!!! I have poor vision and trying to read small texts hurts my eyes #so I started bringing it around with me to read when I go to the drugstore and have to read a lipstick or gloss label on the bottom #and the blue compact is this oil blotter cushion I got cuz I wanted to see if it worked so I use it when I have makeup on and with no makeup #really helps get that shine without me having to fight my mind on remember if I brought blotting sheets cuz mine are in a small slim packet #and that can be hard for me to see but I also misplaced it so I have no idea where it is lmaooo

[cinna-bunnie]

fictional or not, dragon lore is always so interesting.

#I'm watching a DS3 lore video on the nameless king bc i wanted to figure out wtf is the dragonslayer armor's deal #but the greater lore around the dragons is SO fucking good and now I'm thinking about dragons lol #i could watch these dark souls/elden ring lore videos by VaatiVidya all day tbh #i LOVE how deep he goes with it. these worlds and their lore already feel huge but #as someone who's only played the third dark souls it rly makes me appreciate how complex and interconnected it is as a series. #sometimes i wonder if the creators ever watch these vids and think “we didn't mean all that but that's a great idea” #or if they watch it and get super happy like YES that is exactly what our subtle storytelling meant. #either way i have So so much respect for ppl who go and put together these lore videos #going as far as to look at game dumps and early releases/cut content and ALL the dialogue and item descriptions #for any one topic the lore is so scattered about and piecing together any single thing seems like such a massive undertaking. #like lmaooo i can't even follow a single questline without pulling up the wiki #a recent rabbit hole i went down too is how there are different times/realities even just DS3 takes place in? #like how in Untended Graves you see a world without light where darkness rules - and in ringed city when ur fighting those #dragons in the base of that big tree that's supposed to be the original firelink shrine and then the shrine u use is maybe The Past? #the past relative to the other shrine from the world where the flame went out w darkness ruling. #idk how the transition works from being in that one dude's garden in ur world to just walking right into the other one but idc. #just say i got twilight zoned or somethn lol. always. very interesting stuff :^} I'm not smart enough to pick up on anything in the moment #but it's SO fun watching what other people pieced together whose whole thing is that they go thru these games thoroughly. #and in a way it makes me not want to stop playing DS/ER bc there's just so much going on here that's so rewarding?? #like. on TOP of the suuper deep lore the gameplay is also just super fun and u get HELLA weapons and special moves #and the modding scene has made some hella streamline tools that are so good these have been the first games I've ever MADE mods for! #like i can't think of any other games that are like this where I'm really encouraged it make it my own with such a helpful and #engaging community. I'm sure there r other games out there that are similarly engaging with deep lore and streamlined modtools #and mod communities but (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠) 1. where?? 2. DS/ER are very beloved to me. #it's funny how little u have to know or do to beat their respective storylines. I've played them both a ton and still know so little. #and when i walk away from these lore vids I'm always like Woah 😵‍💫 yk? anyways.. that's my lil rant :3 back to work now