#i know the proportions are all fucked

[psychojetcocktail]

Oldish drawing, just a simple photo of two silly little freeside doctors!

#iancu sketches #arcade gannon #fallout new vegas #julie farkas #fnv #fallout #i know the proportions are all fucked #it took me abt 30mins #so it was pretty rushed ok

[moongothic]

Okay so realistically speaking, giving birth is an excruciating, painful nightmare, and from the few Crocodad fics I've seen most people seem to prefer to write realistic pregnancy and make Luffy's birth a (physically) painful thing. Because it makes sense, it might be more relatable for some writers that way etc, and that's perfectly fine (like genuinely, it's not an issue at all, this is not a critique or a complaint)

God I don't know how to make this segue- Have any of you watched Ore Monogatari!! (My Love Story)? It's a great early 2010s romantic comedy series, funny as hell, super cute and sweet, would reccomend, but that aside. During the series the protagonist Takeo's mother gets pregnant and she ends up giving birth to Takeo's baby sister. And it's that scene, where Takeo's baby sister is born, that I keep on thinking back to whenever I wonder how Luffy's birth might've gone.

Takeo and his mother alike are Sturdy Motherfuckers. Like absolute gigachads, borderline superhuman, it's great and it's funny as hell. And because of that near superhuman nature... Takeo's mother goes to give birth at 4:15 pm. And she has finished giving birth at 4:16 pm. One fucking minute is what it took for this woman to bring a child into this world. An absolute legend

The screencaps do not do justice to how fucking funny this is in the actual episode

And so like

Like we know Crocodile's been through absolute hell, being an amputee and all. And as Domino told us at the entrance of Impel Down, we also know the man did not even flinch when forced into Impel Down's traditional 200 Celsius cleansing bath (or 392F)

So Crocodile has better pain tolerance than the average person. Like, you might have to put in a bit of effort to cause him actually hurt. So if giving birth to Luffy was an absolute cakewalk for Crocodile, not only would it make perfect sense in-universe and be completely in-character for him, but also

It would be objectively funny as hell

#Moon posting #OP Meta #Crocodad #I just. I just wanted to throw this out there. For your considderation. #We all love good drama and angst and the feels but also. Considder The Funny Alternatives. Considder The Comedic Potential #Croc's water breaks and Iva-chan rushes out to get like towels or something #They're out for like 30 seconds and when they're back the baby's already born. No screaming no shouting no nothing #Croc just complains why Iva took so long and tells them to help him clean up the mess #And Iva-chan's just like [Enel Face] #Like yeah that's the good fucking shit lmao #ALSO: Again we don't know if Baby Luffy was an itty bitty tiny baby or a Jumbo Sized Baby so like #If Luffy was like average size (or small) while Crocodile's a fucking giant then??? #Like?? I would like to imagine and pretend giving birth to an itty bitty baby would be easier than if the baby was proportional to Croc #So the baby essentially just falling out of Croc without any effort could make sense. In a ''this is a shounen comedy manga'' kinda way #I have edited this post like 10 times after posting it oh my god why is this post such a trainwreck of piss poor phrasing and typos #Should've let it sit in my drafts for another 2 weeks clearly

[trashcreatyre]

Drawing a mobian design without shoes feels wrong but I think I kinda like this direction of this design?

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#trashcreatyre's art #idk I was on the fence about the change when I drew this like 40 minutes ago or whatever but comparing it to the original ref…. #definitely an improvement #I actually wanted to give him bowed legs #yk like a goat or whatever #and I have a couple concept sketches of that somewhere but it felt weird #sonic 06 #mephiles the dark #sonic fanart #sonic au #the moth and the flame au #the living dead au #(<- both au tags cause this design is for both of those aus) #doodles #autodesk sketchbook #only the ogs remember my original mephiles design with his bowed legs trex ass feet and fucked proportions #actually I might have deleted the original post of that drawing because I actually really hate it now #I know I archived it on instagram (because I don’t like fully deleting posts) but idk if it’s still on tumblr #actually idk if I actually posted it on tumblr at all #whatever I’m not looking for that lmao

[freckleslikestars]

@scullysexual asked for art of william in a fox onesie and how could I not oblige the thought of that (cause come on, it’s heckin adorable)

#txf #xf fanart #baby william #drew this whilst watching gone girl for the first time since it came out #you know what? I really underestimated that film when I first watched it #I think I was probably too young to understand it #anyway…ignore the feet. feet are hard to draw anyway and baby feel? fuck no the proportions are all wrong #I was gonna draw Mulder’s leg for him to be holding onto #but then I realised I’d have to draw /another/ foot and I was like hell naw #my art #my stuff #the x files

[puppyeared]

theyre talking about minecraft

#I’ve accepted at this point that I will never learn how to draw silvers quills lol. it looks simple in theory but it’s so.. fucking hard… #I made them look wavy bc I figured using psychic powers all the time like that has side effects right? like when mob uses his PSI and his #hair floats or smth. and I put stars because why not and I think it looks really cool when i thinking about blaze’s sun motif #I am actually not that invested in sonic the hedgehog. all I know is I was weirdly interested in it when I was really small because sonic #looked really cool to me for some reason. also silver and tails are my favourites so #the edges of blazes shirt are supposed to resemble the edges of the sun. like when you draw the sun like this ☀️ #and I put a plant on silvers shirt because his and blazes story in the 2019 annual is so important to me lol #I would draw more sonic characters if I could just. put perfectionism behind me and stylize them to make it easier for me sjfjgshfh #it’s just the proportions that does it for me.. I like looking at sonic fanart while knowing I will never get over the proportions #my art #myart #fanart #sonic the hedgehog #sth #blaze the cat #silver the hedgehog #sonic 06 #fur #? #silvaze #I’m gonna tag it as silvaze. as a treat

[rassicas]

Would you hug an Inkling? I feel like they're very physically affectionate.

inklings will see a human about to hug them and go like "what the fuck is that a human" (cannot consider this question because i am moreso haunted by the fact that we dont know what a human would look like alongside an in the in game art style. this is an entire rabbithole that i have autisticly thought about and would like to make a video on someday)

#asks #blah blah yes we all know the inklings are 5 ft tall thing but in game proportions are fucked #i think theres a good amount of evidence pointing towards the idea that the tall sunken scroll inklings #are what a real life inkling would look like #or something close to that

[gaslightgirlsummer]

already seen a lot of people panicking and cursing ferrari out to high heavens, so i just want to say:

calm down

no, really, we should all calm down. it’s called testing for a reason. ferrari spent most of the afternoon session running different car set ups with charles, seeing what works and what doesn’t, and gathering data. it was all done for a reason and it paid off, with a lot of aerodynamic work done and the team finding the best set up. now that they have it all figured they can get the basic set up issue out of the way and they can just work on improvements in the next two days and run more fast laps besides the data-gathering test laps.

and if that’s not enough, take a look at last years testing 

see what i mean? testing doesn’t actually mean anything, with teams sandbagging, running different set ups, trying new things, changing parts of the car and still figuring things out. we won’t actually know how good the cars are until we get to the first race.

and yes, i have seen the pictures and i can agree that charles didn’t look very happy. but he also must have been tired after his first full day back in the paddock, testing and driving for four hours. i’m sure he would have preferred to do more laps today, but this is an essential part of testing as well and he knows it too. i would also take him openly expressing displeasure as a good sign - it means that the team will listen to any eventual complaints and issues.

so, we should all take a breather and enjoy winter testing for what it is - a glorified free practise session where we can finally see our silly guys and beautiful cars after a long break, and get in the mood for the real deal next week

#only thing we know for sure is that red bull is quick as fuck #but that is to be expected #maybe i sound like a killjoy but i just dont like catastrophizing #and blowing things out of proportion #we are not doing bad you guys! this is normal! #2023 winter testing #formula 1 #f1 #scuderia ferrari #charles leclerc #cl16 #i know that we are all traumatised from last year but lets not get ahead of ourselves

[sexynetra]

I am on a mission to learn how to draw can you believe these are literally only 4 days apart I’m feeling so pussy pussy cunt cunt rn

#also I know it doesn’t look like Marcia I literally today learned how to draw facial proportions I can’t fuck around too much yet #also I liquified her she wrong so it’s a lil fucked up but #I’m v proud :) #didn’t even touch hair or body or anything but that’s fine I just want to learn to draw Marcia’s face right #that’s goal one #I will not rest until I get this down #I will become the expert in drawing Marcia’s face #also do you love that I can’t remember any makeup look except the red and white one #I’ve used it for like 6 drawings of her now #anyways it’s crazy what a single 10 minute video on how to properly proportion a face can do #also I don’t know what my style is yet bc I just started so obviously that factors into things #anyways! #artist advice is always welcome critique might (will) make me cry :) #encouragement is always… encouraged 😉 #anyways I’m v happy with myself #even though I opened the canvas and lost track of time and blinked and it was 2 am #also can I just say it took me a few tries but I’m loving the lettering on her name :) #okay that’s it I’m going to brush my teeth and fall asleep #also I’m still trying to figure out all the secrets of procreatepls aid #marcia #marcia x3 #marcia marcia marcia #drag race fanart #my art #also there’s only a one hour difference between how long it took to do these that’s so funny #wow #also in my defense! #I was trying out different styles so I was trying to copy a more cartoonish style #but still :) #also it looks so warm on my phone rn bc I have night mode on but the colors are so pretty on my iPad :) and presumably here once night mode

[hanakihan]

thanks to Vlad and his videos about pretending to be a girl at Omegle (plz check it out it’s pure comedy material) me and homies created cracked AU

so like Jinchul coming from orphanage is really proficient in girly things because he was really close to girls during his orphanage years. Girls found him pretty enough to drag into their circle to try make up on him or just style his hair plus with younger girls he usually ended up the one to style their hair at mornings. He also had friends among boys but boys mostly avoided him because he looked different and was mostly by himself.

So anyway after leaving orphanage Jinchul still kept in touch with others from orphanage from time to time. And one day they gathered for drinks and jinchul lost probably the most dumb bet in his life and he absolutely forgot that betting against group of girls IS a death or life gambling.

So yea he lost and they decided to remember old times so they dress him as a girl and for amusement and funny reactions make him go on Omegle or shit and so jinchul plays really convincing lady until he lets out his real voice and that fun continues for serval hours while his friends die on background from laughter. Jinchul isn’t uncomfortable but it makes him feel awkward because many actually complemented how pretty she looks.

And then randomly they end up connecting with jinwoo and his company and jinchul just starts to sweat nervously because what the actual fuck hunter sung is doing here with his sister and his friend—

jinchul is always this close to failure because his voice just keeps cracking and stuttering and he’s panicking and feels his face continuing become redder and redder because it’s jinah, jinho and songyi doing all the talk and jinwoo just stares at him with ✨suspicion✨ until jinwoo just opens his mouth and asks for phone number and jinchul finally freaks out by making a weird squeaking voice and turning connection off.

Days pass jinchul is kinda panicking around jinwoo because he just keeps staring at him from time to time as if trying to connect the dots (he hopes he won’t).

Jinwoo: Chief, I would be really grateful if you’ll help me find one lady, I would really like to meet her.

Jinchul, sweating nervously: how about N O

Funny thing jinwoo did eventually stumble upon group of girls he saw hanging with that lady and approached them asking if they know how he can contact their friend. They are this close to laugh their asses off but agree to organize a ‘date’ and later jinchul just wants to murder them but he can’t because he cared for them during orphanage years goddamnit.

So yea they actually meet, jinchul dies inside almost entire time (god I hope he won’t notice my mana signature god—), jinchul jokes about being a rather tall lady (and dying inside) and honestly when he’s home he just falls backwards right on door like ‘holy fucking hell’

And then next time he and jinwoo meet at KHA jinwoo like a true little shit admits that he figured out its jinchul because of same mannerisms and stuff plus it’s a national trend now that a local man dresses like a lady perfectly only to give people heart attacks with his real voice. Jinchul dying inside and asking why the meeting then and jinwoo just admits that he wanted to see top tier levels of disguise that Chief Woo is able to pull out (and also to witness him panicking entire time because it’s hilarious)

#solo leveling #woo jin chul #jinchul definitely knows about women’s fashion #he knows how to apply make up and style hair fight me #have you seen this man’s build #his waist is so slim I AM JEALOUS #he’s honestly so well proportioned a dress with pronounced waist would suit him #lmao imagine going undercover with jinwoo to come all perfect disguise and even voice #jinchul just grabbing jinwoo’s tie and dragging him closer and asking him not to fuck up #going from silky lady or velvet man voice #jinwoo’s like ‘step on me please’

[isthatafuckinggayangel]

Someone has to have talked about it this before, but did anyone pay attention to the design of Bucky’s arm between the one HYDRA gave him and the one Wakanda gave him? Like, the functionality of it.

Here’s the HYDRA hand and arm from a few angles and close-ups for reference on it.

You notice how the panels are all broken up? Especially on the hand and forearm. It allows a full range of motion.

Like, actually move your hand around. Look at what parts move and what stays still. Fold it up weirdly and shit without actually causing discomfort/hurting yourself then look at the WS hand. The hand above is accurate to how a hand works. For example, when you clench your fist, your pinky and ring finger move farther in where your index and middle finger remain perfectly aligned and your pinky goes farther in than your ring finger. This range of motion is shown to be possible in the WS hand, as shown by the small paneling on the actual knuckles below the ring and pinky fingers. There's also a little paneling under the index which allows for movement there, but it's less than the ring and pinky, which is accurate to actual hands.

There’s a lot of similar stuff I could point out across the rest of the arm, but let’s move on to the Wakandan arm.

Here’s some images of it for reference.

Look at the hand here. It doesn't have the same paneling under the ring and pinky finger as what's in the WS arm, nor the index finger (which you can't see very well here, but still), which limits the range of motion. You wouldn't be able to clench your fist if you had a single flat panel across the knuckles on the back of your hand. In fact, you wouldn't be able to hold your phone properly, type on a phone or keyboard, or hold a plethora of other things. It's a severe lack of available range of motion in the hand alone.

There's a plethora of tiny panels in areas on an actual arm that wouldn't move. Larger panels are all you would need on a majority of the forearm as well as the upper arm (smaller panels on and right next to the wrist and elbow are good). Small panels indicate either a wider range of motion or a small range of motion in a small area, which is simply not present in the areas some of those tiny panels are placed.

The combination of these two things tells me that no thought was put into how the Wakandan arm would work functionally. It's clearly designed for aesthetics, not functionality, which is the opposite of the WS arm.

So not only is the Wakandan arm the one that's been used at every turn the MCU makes an ableist joke using Bucky, but it's also an active hindrance to his ability to function.

The shapes of the panels on the WS arm were designed with functionality in mind whereas the Wakandan arm is purely aesthetic.

Really shows the MCU's current priorities with him, huh.

#I'm actively pissed off about this #they make him the butt of the joke at every turn but don't even have the decency to give him a functioning limb #I don't want to see a single goddamn comment about how this is blowing things out of proportion either #he deserves to be treated with respect and this is a huge indicator that they don't care about him #tw ableism #i don't even know how to tag this properly I'm just angry #I only noticed this because I was going to paint the arm on a pair of shoes that I was customizing for myself #the way I can know nothing about what the inner workings of something like this would look like #but I can tell they didn't put thought into how the paneling would realistically work #how the fuck can I #an amateur artist #tell that the arm design is all sorts of fucked up better than the professionals that made it #I'm just #how can you fuck it up this much

[bluebellhairpin]

I write cannibalism and murder into my fanfics so I am a cannibal and a murderer. No one is safe near me lest I get confused about what is fiction and what is reality. Lock me up I am sick and twisted.

#this is mostly satire btw. if it offends you. i dont really care. #if u dont know what im talking about. dont worry. #if you think its funny. i also do. #i make poor jokes. it happens #but fr with dc there are lines i wouldnt cross. but with fanfic (NOT REAL) i am all for eating people and burtal murder #however would i do that irl? literally never. the thought makes me feel physically ill. in fanfic? there is a thrill. #i might talk about it woth my therapists later this week who knows. but either u understand whats real and fake or y dont #and we had a very good reminder this last week of all the people who cant do that very well #like yeah hearing about it was shocking. if i came across it on my dash though i wouldnt have thought twice about it #i wouldve kept scrolling. maybe blocked the tags. but imo this has all been blown very far out of proportion lol #like drop it fr. we're all better off not having to think about it anymore #lemme write about murdering people who wanna fuck my fictional husband and then eat them with him

[radiantruffianofficial]

this is my formal submission to the ii fandom: take these goobers i love em'

#inanimate insanity #test tube ii #test tube inanimate insanity #fan ii #fan inanimate insanity #osc #object show community #yes fan is wearing crocs what of it .he would #chibi versions of the characters i suppose they are here? this was supposed to originally be of them with normal proportions n shit #but #yeah . #ive been rewatching ii and any and all object shows from way back in the old days (2018) and god have things changed #i used to be a bfb bitch and ii used to be off my radar and now the roles have switched #so im having fun :) #weirdly though tt and fan are the first fanart ive made of this in who knows how long my fav characters mephone4 #what can i say i gravitate towards chars with trauma and no therapy to speak of for miles on end #im cool like that #also have you people seen iii17 what the fuck was that/pos #i am not ready for the finale at all #im foaming at the mougth................ #radiart

[hermithomebase]

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#entry.txt #like i love this fandom dearly and i love our boys it’s just so miserable here all the damn time like every single time they stream i just #know SOMETHING is going to get blown out of proportion or at this point people are gonna straight up Lie to cause problems and it’s just #really starting to bother me and ruin the entire experience of watching any content. and like i suppose that’s their entire goal but holy #fuck there is just no fucking fun allowed anymore #jokes between friends? DISRESPECTFUL AND HORRIBLR AND YOU NEED TO DIE YOU SHOULD NEVER LAUGH OR SMILE EVER EVERYTHING MUST ALWAYS BE SERIOUS #AND NEVER EVER LIGHTHEARTED AND FUN. #like idk i guess i can get over it bc i know dteam are strong enough to not let it ruin their fun esp george yknow he doesn’t gaf abt this #dumb shit but it just makes Me personally upset to see people become such blackholes all the damn time

[toxickeyboard]

Finally finished this drawing! Really proud of this one! (If the quality gets fucked up im gonna cry)

ALSO! Visual symbolism!!! Mwhahaha!!! Anyone who gets it gets a gold star 😼!

I really like how this turned out, especially the Miriam one.

#I know the proportions are fucked but I still really love this #also even if it’s not canon. it is to me. #symbolism #I really really like symbolism if u can’t tell #excited to see if anyone gets it >:3 #also fun fact! those aren’t quotes or lyrics or anything. I came up with them all by my self 😼 #(I’m so cool) #also #def need to add Tw’s uh #tw religion #tw implied childhood trauma #tw implied religious trauma #tw implied child abuse #tw trauma #tw metaphorical sh #faith the unholy trinity #faith john ward #faith the unholy trinity fanart #ftut #miriam bell #Faith Miriam #john ward #tw poison #visual symbolism #too many tags oops #tw swearing #tw cursing #can u tell I really like that red sky thing? #🦌Ceez’sArt🐍

[rotisseries]

I've started trying to draw digitally on my phone and it took a minute to get used to because it's not a pencil but this fucks

#I've always wanted to try drawing digital bc I don't draw much traditional and tbh I think it's cause of issues that digital fixes #like obviously one isn't easier than the other you know #but with traditional you gotta make sure you have your stuff and erasing too much fucks shit up and I like to hide it #but for the last 2 years I've been sharing my bedroom so that's not as easy and I like privacy #and it's all just. easier. if I can just turn a device off and if the only thing you need is a screen and a stylus #but I didn't wanna ask for a tablet for it bc I couldn't be sure I'd actually USE it #since again. I don't draw much #but when I got my switch I bought a case that came with accessories. INCLUDING. a stylus. that works on my phone #so now I'm trying it with a free drawing program and yeah this is great #if I fuck up proportions I can just RESCALE BITS. YAY

[aeide-thea]

thinking about all the women whose orbits i've had to remove myself from bc they meant too much to me while i meant too little to them

#i don't talk abt this particular feeling much bc i'm not entirely convinced it's a value-neutral sort of incompatibility— #i tend to feel it's an indication of my own fundamental warping‚ that i get greedy and codependent and desperate and can't just be chill #and that it probably has something to do with the fucked-up codependent relationship model i was raised with #but it really is just like. from the high school friendship i had to drop even though i was besotted (flavor undefined) with her #bc i couldn't handle being Just One of Many Hangers-On‚ even though she said she valued and cared abt me #to the metamour i adored (flavor undefined) who supposedly valued and cared abt me too‚ but‚ like‚ not enough #to the ex-moot who remade who i really mournfully decided i couldn't re-follow bc i couldn't stop pedestalizing her #out of all proportion with the actual intimacy of our actual interactions… #idk. just feels like. very much a Recurrent Pattern for me and not a great one! #(and like. obviously the easy read here is that it was unrequited love every time; and who knows‚ maybe it was— #but it's never been obvious to me what the exact flavor of the thing was‚ just that it was sweet and tangy until eventually it stung) #anyway. i would say 'idk what even got me onto this' but actually i know exactly what got me onto this #which was: reading fic where half the pairing was aro #and like. in the fic it worked for them‚ and like‚ in life it's so often been so close to working for me! #but then the black hole of Undefined Sad Yearning inevitably starts to gape #anyway. hashtag nightblogging ig‚ lol #feelingsblogging #past lives #the psyche #(eta thinking abt it more this has also sometimes happened with trans ppl of various non-woman stripes #but in those instances i *have* just mentally filed the dynamic under (failed/abortive) romance+‚ i think #honestly very possible that's where every instance of it belongs and it's just that i don't know how to be in love with women. #like i don't identify as not-attracted-to-women‚ i'm definitely attracted to women— #'sometimes‚' i started to say‚ but like. i'm attracted to women at the same rate i'm attracted to people of other genders‚ really— #but like. societal queerphobia really does a number on you. #like. not that playing the woman's part in the cishet relationship-escalator model appeals or makes any sense for me either #but at least it's‚ idk‚ something to kick off from?? #whereas with women it's just like. a ladder into mysterious fog. how do. where go. #insane to me that i'm this old and yet this is still where i am with this. god.)