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presidenttyler · 4 months

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my process as a historian is that every time i learn about a new period or event i locate the weirdest most profoundly unlikeable man on its very periphery and decide he's my best friend forever and probably also my boyfriend and he and i skip into the sunset holding hands basically

#it's pathological #this post was originally about preston brooks and roscoe conkling btw #same thing happened with both of them #i love me a bitch

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whencartoonsruletheworld · 11 months

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“ugh stop being excited about the barbie movie you know it’s just a 2hr advertisement” yeah bitch so was the lego movie?? the mario bros movie??? the sonic movie??? every transformers??? every mcu film??? gee golly gosh what’s different about this movie than all those others

#and dont bitch me out i LOVE the sonic movie i LOVE the lego movie #but y’all’s biases are showin 👀#barbie #mine

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bejeweledbaby · 1 month

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he’s just so bitchy oh my god i’m in love with him

#marry me steve harrington #look at the bitch i love him so much #steve harrington #joe keery #stranger things #steddie #< target audience #mine

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corviiids · 2 months

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in the one (1) month since i watched death note for the first time i sure have been doing a fucking posting

bonus:

#death note #rookposting #lawlight #light yagami #l lawliet #i was like oh.. i should crosspost some of my dn shit to tumblr but idk if ive made enough posts to do a comp.#(searches for one second) ah fuck #shoutout to the lovely people who made appearances in this compilation by helping me #hope yall dont mind #by the way im also a pisces bitch so im allowed to say that about him.

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ministarfruit · 3 months

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day 24: plagued by the horrors ♡

(femslashfeb prompt list)

#minifemslashfeb2024 #heathers #heathers the musical #heather chandler #veronica sawyer #chansaw #I love my girl veronica. she has every illness #every illness meaning being a teenage girl with repressed rage #you know how it is with teenage girls with repressed rage #that is JD's hand but this ain't about him #this month has just been me drawing ghosts basically #I THINK IT'S FUNNY IF YOU SEE IT AS CHANDLER HAUNTING HER AND JUST BITCHING AT HER CONSTANTLY #hey veronica! you fucked up! hey veronica! you fucked up! hey v #veronica does really go through it though.#IS THIS MY FIRST TIME DRAWING HEATHERS?#WELL THERE YA GO

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jakeperalta · 2 months

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keep seeing "taylor hates matty just like us!!" like.. she hates him because he broke her heart I hate him because he is a legitimately garbage person we are not the same

#she has made it plenty clear that she has never cared at all about the things he gets criticised for (and if anything she liked it!)#it's a shame but daddy i love him goes so hard because i'm vibing having a great time #and then i'm like hang on she's calling me a judgemental creep/viper for bitching and moaning....#talking #taylor swift

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bixels · 2 months

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Why the hell, shit, you damned bastard son of a bitch

#personal #delete later #before you ask “why're you posting on reddit bix of course you're gonna get comments like this”#it's cuz it's really low stakes and easy to just throw your art on subs for visibility #and i legitimately love getting batshit insane comments like this because they always read like a copypasta #this isn't hatemail to me this is a reason to live laugh love #like we ALL know independent_lime4943 is misogynistic and racist we don't need to discuss it we can just laugh at him #thank you independent_lime4943 your comments were immediately deleted by moderators but i was lucky enough to #catch them as an email notification. damned bastard son of a bitch

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valiantvillain · 9 months

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You can't convince me Gale wasn't totally advertising himself as marriage material throughout the entirety of his romance. He's got a tower. It's got a great kitchen and a wine cellar. He can cook. He'll formally introduce you to Tara over a nice dinner. His mother will love you. And after so many years of the bar being in the pits of hell for irl men I fell for that shit hook, line, and sinker. Feel his shirt that smells like a library. It's husband material.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #apparently i'm a bitch who wants commitment from my pixel men #your honor i love him #give me that happily ever after bullshit #i'll take that Waterdeep view thank you very much #a man who cooks and likes doing it? consider me wed

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daenerys-targaryen · 5 months

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KELLY REILLY as BETH DUTTON 🌪 Yellowstone: 4x10 “Grass on the Streets and Weeds on the Rooftops"

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temeyes · 9 months

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Slip-Up

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pleading-the5th · 11 months

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ok i need to find the people obsessed with puppets WHERE ARE YOU BITCHES

im talking The Muppets, Fraggle Rock, Welcome Home, My Friendly Neighborhood, etc WHERE IS THE FANDOM REVEAL YOURSELVES

#the muppets #the muppet show #fraggle rock #sesame street #welcome home #dark crystal #my friendly neighborhood #puppets #welcome home puppet show #jim henson #kermit the frog #boober fraggle #big bird #welcome home wally #i love wally #dont hug me im scared #WHERE ARE YOU BITCHES AT

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lotus-pear · 11 months

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lore accurate chuuya canonically drives a 2006 sparkly barbie motorcycle

#for the love of god someone pls take away my artist privileges #this came to me in a fever dream except i wasn't actually sick just delusional #the pink leather jacket was a gift from kouyou for his sixteenth birthday and he's obliged to wear it everytime he takes the motorcycle out #dazai finds it absolutely fucking hilarious and probably takes blackmail photos except you can't blackmail a bad bitch like chuuya so #every time you open his photos he's probably the only one getting embarrassed bc it's all pics of his partner👹#anyway he looks so bbygirl in pink i wish he changed his outfit for smth other than official art #but alas #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #lotus draws

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assiraphales · 10 months

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some birds r so loud like girl WHO are you talking to rn. no one’s replying. you’re being left on read. ur coming off way to strong & that’s embarrassing for the both of us

#I love birds btw #but this lil bitch outside me windows ……#are you talking to me ???

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guinevereslancelot · 2 years

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my favorite ship dynamic is betrayal. not when they betray each other but when one or both of them turn against their cause, their principles and/or loved ones for the other. bonus points if the person they're abandoning everything for didn't remotely expect it. ultimate declaration of love. "you mean more to me than everything i ever believed in. i am more loyal to you than my conscience. i love you more than the thing i would die for."

#seeing lots of people talking abt ship dynamics and aaaaaaa #its abt devotion to your lover above everything!!#this is the appeal of anidala and gwencelot for me <333 #ship dynamics #otp #this has been a shitpost #please tag this with your blorbos btw i want to know abt more ships like this #to me that's romance #writing #1k #this is why enemies to lovers goes so hard #i love zuko more than i fear you bitch!!!#my kingdom for a kiss upon your shoulder etc

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cherrirui-official · 3 months

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I hope u guys don't mind me posting these au doodles while I work on things ahaha

I also gave JD slightly longer hair in these doodles as a funny haha but I don't think it's funny anymore he looks genuinely good with his hair like that ahahaha I hope you're not mad at me for changing his au design a bit

#first of all ahem DONT TAG THIS AS SHIP OR WHATEVER!!! ILL THROW ROCKS AT YOU!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!#troIlcest (or whatever you call yourselves idk) DONT TOUCH my SHIT! Ty :] anyways...#For context I like to hc that when he was younger Bruce would always have JD brush his hair #and like... whenever lil Bruce was upset it would help calm him down i think ahhauysgjiodk do u guys see the vision??#and since it's my au i can make reality whatever i want it to be sooooo :]#I like to imagine that it still helps Bruce calm down even tho they're older now.. Big bro brushing his lil bros hair to soothe him UUGH #Let JD be a good older brother pleeease #also gave JD flowers in his hair too bc he deserves them me thinks... Now him and Bruce are matching!!!#i dont have any specific flowers in mind for the ones in their hair i just picked a color for the flowers that looked pretty and ran with i #also saying it again i love love LOOOOVE the crayon tool in mspaint using it to make gradients is so!!!! UUUGHUHHH!!!! /pos #the pattern on JD's jacket fur will never be consistent shhhhh #trolls #trolls band together #john dory trolls #trolls john dory #bruce trolls #trolls bruce #beach bros au #cherris canvas #I made that last image btw #everytime i saw that screenshot of jd it made me think of the spongebob scene where its a pov of flats waking up #and the first thing he sees is spongebob waiting for him with flowers in his hand and smiling

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gin-juice-tonic · 6 months

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do you understand my visions

#me and the bad bitch i pulled by loving his autism #sim stuff #maybe #maybe not i might get tired #actually now i think i have to figure out how to do this

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