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#i need a beer
slaymiedrysdale · 5 months
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I wanna buy tickets to the ducks game in my city, that’s in a couple months, now, but at the same time I’m really just going for jamie and I wanna buy the ticket closer to the day because I’m literally just going to see him and if he’s still injured when they’re here than I don’t wanna waste any money.
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euesworld · 1 year
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"I could use a hug, a beer, another hug, a friend, another beer, some cuddles, a couple more beers, a good slice of pepperoni pizza, a few more beers, but don't stop there.. let's make out on the couch and then get out the tequila. I want to take some shots, then I could use a little dancing and loud music in the living room, more shots please.. and by the end of the night, I want to break your bed with the best mind blowing sex that I ever had and top it off with a cigarette."
Let the good times roll - eUë
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tiodolma · 6 months
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I was looking at the group chat of my otp from another fandom/show and a friend sent this is and... i be damned
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Here's a toast 🥂 to the BBC Merlin x Morgana ship for fulfilling the clause.
And cheers 🍻 to the bloody realization that BBC Arthur Pendragon was a sis-con (well, accidentally but it counts 😜)
No ships stink btw. Ship and let ship 🛥⛴🚢
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annoyingatfirst · 2 months
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rooster teeth shutting down right after the lesbians get canonized in rwby… absolutely classic
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cherryobsession · 10 months
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IM GONNA KMS. WHY IS REGISTRATION FOR A NON CREDIT COLLEGE CERAMICS CLASS SO HARD. THIS IS WHY PEOPLE ARE LOW INCOME LIKE ME AND CANT DO FUN SHIT BECAUSE WE HAVE DUMBASSES MAKING COLLEGE REGISTRATION SO HARD.
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i think i got possessed by the spirit of wattpad tell me why I'm staring at 10k worth of x reader rn
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blessedburden · 2 years
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I'm really tired and I don't want to be doing anything that I'm doing as of right now
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I PASSED MY MASTERS DISSERTATION. FAK ME.
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slaymiedrysdale · 6 months
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Jamie on IR… I am SO TIRED.
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streatfeild · 6 months
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congratulations on having your Person of Obsession acknowledge and follow you!
this is unreal i still feel as if i‘m having a stroke gahdjfkglghskffk
thank you 🥺
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shadwife · 6 months
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The only thing that maintains my faith in God is knowing that I’m holding humanity to a moral standard, and that moral standard must necessarily come from somewhere outside of us. But beyond that like… why does it seem like we’re wired, that we’re naturally inclined to commit certain types of evil? I understand having the choice to do so, but an overwhelming urge? Why are we made that way? I can’t make sense of it and it angers me. I can’t let go of my hatred for the majority of humans. No matter how hard I try to be merciful in my assessment, I see most people as no better than animals.
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lunahinsaneera · 9 months
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being a business major when you suck at communication skills and mathematics is very funny and sad at the same time
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narrow-sense · 10 months
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hiddleschick · 11 months
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Me trying to move forward after what I just watched
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lady-a-stuff · 1 year
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I'm really emotional today, I screamed because my nephew laid his head on my lap, everything I love is like LOVE today not only I love it but LOVE IT I feel it on my blood, but the fear is also huge but let's focus on good things
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