Rio & Buster Pt.1
Rio: Is anyone awake/alive in your room and do they want a coffee
Buster: I am, though I was considering going out for coffee before anybody else is awake/alive
Rio: I don’t think anyone else from last night is going to be up to facing town today
Rio: so I see the appeal
Buster: So come on, get ready to go with me
Rio: You don’t have to ask me and ruin your peace
Rio: barely out of your birthday, you have time to be spoilt yet, I won’t tell
Buster: It was more of a command, and since, as you just pointed out, it’s basically still my birthday, you aren’t entitled to refuse
Rio: Alright 😏 as I did entirely walk into that one
Rio: I’ll go try to find my things and hope they aren’t stuck under some dead/asleep girl
Buster: I could walk back into my costume if you require any more convincing than that, there isn’t exactly much to it, I’d beat you in the race for first even with the head start I’ve given
Buster: Finders keepers, it means you may well luck out on your own shit but Nancy’s remains up for grabs
Rio: You certainly could but I don’t think you could then walk out of the front door, not in the daylight
Rio: Good thing I already lost the wig, a few designer items is one thing, can’t have her thinking I want to take her life
Buster: A dare if I’ve ever heard one
Buster: I’m relieved, yeah, not the plus one I invited
Rio: Obviously, though it’d be as much of one to be seen out with you so can’t say I’m not playing fair
Rio: Yeah, she mentioned you weren’t friends right now, repeatedly
Buster: I can say it’d be an honour and a privilege for you to be seen out with me in any state of dress or undress, with a straight face and everything
Buster: and that of course we aren’t friends, we never have been, she’s my sister, it’s a different category entirely
Rio: It isn’t your straight face anyone would be thinking about
Rio: That we can agree on though, entirely different and much more complicated
Buster: Or looking at, I know
Buster: Last night she made things very uncomplicated, simple, in fact
Rio: Sheer dumb luck
Rio: I can be glad for you, whilst I work up to faking I am for her
Buster: Hard work combined with a genetic lottery
Buster: Are you sure? You weren’t up to your usual standard of deception when I last saw you
Rio: Deception makes it sound sordid
Rio: Turning up to a party to be a bitch to the hostess might be standard here but it’s not really my style
Buster: Obviously, I chose it to make everything sound less boring than it was at the time and yet again is as we relive it in your previously mentioned daylight
Rio: Well, it could’ve just been your bodypaint reflecting off the lights
Rio: but now you’ve confirmed otherwise, you didn’t exactly look thrilled yourself, when I last saw you
Buster: Because I wasn’t, babe, and what do I have to gain by keeping that a secret from you, then or now
Rio: Nothing, of course
Rio: you were the birthday boy, you understand my surprise at the state of affairs
Buster: Not really, given that the state of affairs were a joint party with my twin who couldn’t have been more thrilled by said event and a problem which isn’t shared can’t be halved, so unfortunately it was only the limelight that was
Rio: She’s always been more easily pleased
Rio: Sorry your birthday was shit, though
Buster: She isn’t playing with a full deck, intellectually, it stands to reason
Buster: whereas I am, and as a result, I’ll have many more birthdays she isn’t going to be capable of ruining
Rio: I can toast to that, with a coffee, the bottle that your sister is cradling doesn’t look appealing
Buster: Water or an empty glass is bad luck, coffee shouldn’t make things any worse than they already are, I don’t think
Rio: It’d be fucked up if I accidentally cursed you
Rio: will have to double check, not fancying risking it myself
Buster: Get in touch with grandad, it’s his job to be an expert
Rio: I know he would’ve called you yesterday, the hangover today is practically compulsory and you’d be in no fit state to chat shit with then
Buster: Arguably, I’d be in a better state for it, but I don’t have a hangover because it wasn’t my 30th
Rio: If he wanted a properly captive audience, perhaps
Rio: You know what I mean, you aren’t as rough as you should be
Buster: Neither are you, especially after being forced to act as Nancy’s captive audience, oblivion was deserved and owed to you
Rio: I must’ve been in the bathroom when it was handed out, I don’t know
Buster: You know, but don’t worry, I won’t in turn force you to tell me
Rio: If it was the usual sob story, I would, you could delight in my tragic love life
Buster: Wrong twin, I’d take no delight in hearing about your boyfriends, ex or otherwise
Rio: Delight, torture, it’s a fine line
Rio: but there’s nothing to report
Buster: Report how much longer you’re going to keep me waiting instead, there’s an equally fine line for anticipation
Rio: You’re impatient, therefore blatantly single
Buster: I’m always single
Rio: I know but it’d be presumptuous to not indulge in the catching-up chitchat we didn’t have time for last night
Buster: Small talk is just that, it limits
Rio: So be generous and give me 10 more minutes and we can talk big
Buster: 5 minutes
Rio: Suit yourself, it’s your honour on the line when you have to be seen with me
Buster: Suit yourself if you aren’t going to even try with a counter offer of 7
Rio: 7 ½ is what I’d ask for
Buster: So ask
Rio: Or I just take 7 ½ minutes, and you can’t even be mad because you were expecting me to take 10
Buster: I wouldn’t be mad, I’d be proactive and come find you
Rio: See, now I know any threat to leave without me is empty, could take 15
Buster: The threat, were I to make one, would be that I’d carry you downstairs, ready or not
Rio: That does sound awful
Buster: Don’t take 15 and you won’t need to find out
Rio: Noted
Buster: [A location he wants to take her to for this date] stops serving breakfast at [a time like midday which it is nowhere near rn we’re just saying it to be sassy]
Rio: Omg, hi grandad! 😘
Buster: I’d happily go with him if he was around, as it stands, you’ll have to do
Rio: [come downstairs, so you’re not taking 15 minutes here]
Buster: [taking her wrist when she’s on the last step as if he has to literally drag her out of this house because she’s so reluctant and has been taking a thousand years but we know why really]
Rio: [dramatically gasp like you are about to fall down this last step and he’s gonna let you hit the deck because likewise]
Buster: [obvs steadying her as dramatically like she is falling/gonna without his help because simply must]
Rio: [shaking our head so we don’t just LOOK at you without saying or doing anything here]
Buster: [not at all basically pushing her up against the front door because it’s saucy af, ONLY because y’all gotta go rn immediately of course]
Rio: [making excuse me kind of noises and whipping around to face him so your back is against said front door, brushing some bodypaint remnant off his neck, rubbing it between your fingers and tutting like see ‘impatient’]
Buster: [you have no reason to be touching her back, sir, but we all know damn well he’s touching her hair like so so glad this wig hasn’t made a reappearance, despite the fact you’ve already said as much and she’s already said it’s lost + a look like you too because she didn’t leave it the 15 mins so clearly wants to go too]
Rio: [rolling your eyes in amusement, as if we’re not also bright red, knowing he’s thinking about said wig ‘I was not dyeing my hair, not even for your 18ths’ pluralizing as if we remotely would for Nancy ever, reach back and open this door, clearly have to prove you can maintain eye contact nbd]
Buster: [‘Save it for my 21st’ with the same amused vibe about her pulling a retro Rihanna as we can’t dwell on how hot or not that would be as a move rn, deliberately not including Nancy’s bday in this because he’s too done to share another birthday party with her but more importantly because we all know you weren’t making costume effort for her, it goes without saying that he’s also maintaining said eye contact while he’s using his body weight and their ridiculous proximity to push her through the then open door]
Rio: [‘I’ll try to remember, if it’s a birthday command’ like oh okay birthday boy ‘if I’m not [wherever Nancy has already said she wants to go for her 21st, probably skiing or some posh nonsense]’ a look like God help me, nudging him back as he’s pushing you through the door, not hard enough to stop him but just because]
Buster: [‘I’ll let her be the one to waste her birthday privileges’ because what a flop move Nancy as per, he isn’t gonna ask this gal to book into a hair salon of all the things he could demand lol, giving her his own look that’s v unimpressed + reinforces could never be me, with a shrug that we’re also using to push her back a little bit]
Rio: [a noise like yeah, that sounds like her ‘more concerned about mine now’ like excuse me, my own 18th to care about first, walking forward so you stop touching each other for no reason]
Buster: [‘What are you doing, if you’re not [stealing Nancy’s 21st idea to piss her off but doing it less basic because you’re not a flop, gal]’ gotta act like we’re only asking the question to shade Nancy/encourage you to steal her thunder and not because we’re interested/want an invite]
Rio: [looking at him like because that’s feasible ‘my friends aren’t paying to get pissed up a mountain’ not giving you a response ‘cos we’d still be with the boyfriend who dumps us for OFs in a while, so clearly doing something with him]
Buster: [‘their loss’ but sarcastically because obvs we don’t think it’s a peak fun time either, he’s a sporty boy if he was there he’d ski, sis]
Rio: [‘tell me about it’ like we’re devastated too and couldn’t think of a million better things to do ‘cold enough at home by my birthday’]
Buster: [telling her about when you have been skiing because of course you have as if she’s really asking ‘Don’t pick a party theme involving costumes and you’ll be fine’ dangerous to remember what you were both wearing last night but he shamelessly is thinking about that mermaid fit, how could he not be]
Rio: [‘it’s like being chatted up last night all over again’ ‘cos I dread to think the quality of that chat lol; likewise now thinking about that don’t mind us]
Buster: [gotta lol at what she said though so it’s not blatant he’s fuming about her being chatted up by all those flops, don’t wanna think about that, thank you]
Rio: [‘why’d you fall out then?’ getting back in step with him, gesturing like beside the obvious because we all know what she’s like]
Buster: [‘Didn’t she tell you?’ with a tone that makes it clear we find it impossible to believe she wouldn’t have because she’s that bitch who loves to both overshare and complain/play the victim and feel well hard done by even though she’s actually in the wrong]
Rio: [‘it weren’t exactly… transparent’ because god knows what she said, if it was true, if it made any sense, we’re not going by that, an eyebrow raise to convey this]
Buster: [‘It never is’ because if she’s not a drunken mess she’s a dyslexic one and it isn’t that she’s trying to be a Taylor style mastermind, or it’s all of those]
Rio: [a noise like yeah, fairplay ‘don’t usually bother you though’ looking up at him]
Buster: [‘doesn’t it?’ looking at her like are you sure about that, because it definitely does and has always wound him up lol]
Rio: [doing the ehh hand wave thing ‘alright, you wouldn’t let it ruin your good time then’]
Buster: [‘Well, last night she went too far’ because you did hun]
Rio: [just looking at him, concerned because genuinely]
Buster: [giving her a look back to get across that we don’t wanna talk about the James of it all because the Chlo of it all is also linked to that and he wants to go there even less]
Rio: [obviously not pushing it because not the move, shrugging it off like okay, I understand]
Buster: [‘Do you want to talk about what ruined yours?’ because she wasn’t having a good time either, we know]
Rio: [‘it weren’t your mates or choice of soundtrack’ like I was in a shit mood before I arrived, don’t worry]
Buster: [‘I know’ cos you can’t tell me he didn’t notice her arrive and that she was already not in the mood]
Rio: [not being so buzzing on the low he noticed you and you can’t help but smile a little]
Buster: [Do some walking hun before this turns into any more of a moment because he’s likewise not gonna force her into having a heart to heart rn]
Rio: [you don’t need to do all that now, you can get to wherever you’re going ‘we’re not doing takeout, are we?’ because 1. We don’t want to 2. Imagine trying to guess every straggler's coffee order, no tah]
Buster: [‘No’ with an almost hilarious amount of feeling there because he doesn’t want to either, the whole point was getting out of the house and leaving those flops behind]
Rio: [the noise equivalent of ‘good’ without actually saying the word, just perusing the baked goods casually]
Buster: [he is 1000% the sort of bitch to order for himself and her without consulting her about it, soz gal, thank god you aren’t the total strangers you pretend to be and he does know enough about you that you won’t totally hate his pick]
Rio: [it’s the sort of thing we’re SO into, even if we have to protest otherwise in amusement for the look of the thing ‘are you always like this?’ 😏 as we’re finding the best spot in this cafe for some privacy and cosy vibes, definitely claiming the armchairs/sofa moment with the coffee table instead of a table, tucking our feet up beneath us]
Buster: [‘Like what exactly?’ as you don’t know full well, sir, was gonna sit him opposite her for the eye contact opportunities but we always do that and if anyone would sit unnecessarily close to her for no reason, he would, so be next to her on this sofa]
Rio: [just looking down at the lack of space between y’all now like yeah, you know what boy ‘an observation, not an insult’]
Buster: [‘Then yeah, I am’ because even though the answer is closer to a no in terms of y’all’s vibe we’re projecting that this is who we always are, of course, besides he is always the arrogant bitch who thinks he knows best hence ordering for you whether you like it or not lol]
Rio: [‘take what you can get, huh’ like very the family motto of you, I see ‘you want me to distract you from your problems with mine then?’ with a OTT sigh like let’s do this]
Buster: [‘No, but I thought you might want to take what you can, like I said earlier, a problem shared is a problem halved, allegedly’ as if you’re the last person on earth she’d want to talk to about anything but y’all have to make do]
Rio: [‘as we’re both here’ with a ‘what else would we possibly do?’ tone ‘it’s a long story though’ pushing his drink towards him as it’s laid on the table by the barista, like you’ll need this, casually brushing your fingers against his before moving your hand away to take your own drink]
Buster: [nod as he takes it because you don’t have anywhere else to be and rushing back home is the last thing either of you feel like doing, cheersing with your drink and hers and taking a drink of whatever espresso based concoction I’m sure he chose]
Rio: [likewise drink some of your own drink before getting into this because not going to kick up a fuss and we obviously like whatever you picked anyway ‘it’s not like you should need three guesses, even now’ like it’s obviously a family thing, you know that much about me]
Buster: [‘I didn’t realise you were waiting for me to guess’ because he’s also that bitch who’d think he could get guess right on the first try, even though in this instance you definitely could not, boy]
Rio: [tut like no, give me a minute, sir ‘if you found out something that could really screw over-’ stopping because Nancy is not going to work for this analogy right now ‘-Ava, or your mum, would you tell them, when if they didn’t find out, they’d carry on being okay?’]
Buster: [‘How okay can they be if they’re being kept out of the loop on something that could screw them over? Something like that, they deserve to know. Not to mention, if I found out about it there’s a chance somebody else could, it would always be better coming from me’]
Rio: [shake your head ‘no one else is going to find out, not in this case’]
Buster: [‘If you can seriously guarantee that, and it’d do more harm telling them, maybe don’t’]
Rio: [nod like yeah ‘that’s the conclusion I reached too, it didn’t make my mood any better, though’]
Buster: [‘It won’t, it’ll eat you up inside, knowing they do still deserve to know’ very comforting boy, thanks so much]
Rio: [a look like oh, great ‘well, that’s brilliant, Buster’]
Buster: [‘I’m not going to lie to you, who does that help?’]
Rio: [do a little lol like ‘me, maybe, boy’]
Buster: [‘If you already can’t handle this you’ll crack and tell them, maybe at the worst possible time, so you’d both be better off telling them while you’re still relatively sane’ again, very nice of you]
Rio: [giving him a nudge like oi ‘I haven’t lost it yet, I’m not going to, thanks very much’ thinking about how long you were stalked and kept that to yourself]
Buster: [‘Good, don’t’ because that’d be BAD and nobody wants it to be a thing, not even this boy who pretends he cares not for most of this fam rn]
Rio: [‘is that the extent of the pep talk?’ like was expecting a bit more from you, bants]
Buster: [‘you just told me you don’t need one’]
Rio: [‘you can redeem yourself’ gesturing like off you go lol]
Buster: [‘wrong twin’ like excuse you I’m not the evil one]
Rio: [‘I had noticed’ like you’re not as bad company, nudging you in a nicer way this time]
Buster: [share something you’re breakfasting on here to prove how nice you are, boy]
Rio: [no need to make eye contact as you eat this food and yet here we are]
Buster: [you definitely don’t need to but here he also is, hence a beat before he speaks and says ‘I have loads of actually insane girls in my messages, if you ever need somewhere to vent, I probably won’t even see it’ because he can’t just be like you can talk to me if you need to xx ILY so there’s that]
Rio: [‘oh tah, I’ll take a look’ putting your hand out for his phone like let’s go but then carry on breakfasting]
Buster: [‘It wouldn’t make you feel any better’ because true, these girls are grim and not what he meant so not gonna hand his phone over ever lol]
Rio: [‘I’ve seen worse’ like your texts and DMs will be no worse than mine boy, but obviously not expecting you to actually show us]
Buster: [‘of course you have’ because she’s a hot girl so blatantly, but with the tone of that’s not the point]
Rio: [looking at him like ? because we missed the point tbh]
Buster: [a lil headshake because like he said this isn’t gonna cheer either of y’all when you can pretend that you’re both not v attractive instead]
Rio: [raising a brow ‘cos we don’t get it but okay, not something we need to push ‘can’t all be bad’ lowkey implying you saw him talking to some girls last night]
Buster: [a look like if you say so because can neither confirm or deny they all suck]
Rio: [‘charmer’ 😏 because we know they’re all flops, we’ve got eyes and ears]
Buster: [‘you’ve met worse’ because we know your boyfriend/past boyfriends you’ve had is a/are flops I’m sure]
Rio: [‘understatement’ because not about to deny that]
Buster: [absolutely have to order something else she gets no say in to really make that point her exes/current bf aren’t it, excuse us]
Rio: [‘you aren’t going to let me get anything in, are you?’]
Buster: [‘You shouldn’t need 3 guesses’ because no he isn’t lol]
Rio: [smile so big shamelessly ‘cos you don’t know what else to do or say]
Buster: [do your own smile back because that shit is infectious and you’re not a psychopath but not as big]
Rio: [‘It’s Liam and Edie’ blurt that out so you don’t something else]
Buster: [obviously he wasn’t expecting to be told that and he was expecting it to be about them even less because they are such a happy couple rn and lowkey always, but he can keep the !! off his face because he’s that bitch, blatantly trying to work out what’s occurring because she said nobody is gonna find out so it can’t be a cheating scandal or something like that]
Rio: [‘Liam, actually’ attempting to make that make more sense when you see his face, however briefly the confusion is there, ‘cos you know that was out of nowhere ‘it was years ago’ sounds like you slept with him now]
Buster: [having a drink/food pause while he tries to work out what the hell she means there because doesn’t believe Rio would’ve slept with Liam, she’s not that bitch ‘But you found out recently’ because clearly so not a ?]
Rio: [nodding, spinning her mug on the table ‘it took a while to work everything out, be sure, not that I am, it’s still so…’ trailing off ‘cos what even]
Buster: [the way he reaches out when she’s spinning that mug and just puts his hand on her wrist because of course he does, it’s obvious she’s upset before she’s even said anything, and then doing like a reassuring thumb sweep when she says what she does]
Rio: [doing the thing where you wipe your eyes like I’m fine, I’m fine, even though you’re not actually crying or anything that dramatic right now ‘I used to get these weird messages, started the summer before we turned 13, lasted about 2 years’ doing a deep breath ‘cos it is a long story and you’ve never had to tell it before ‘knowing where I was, what I was doing, that sort of thing’]
Buster: [‘Until they got together’ because it doesn’t take a genius to work out with her literally telling him the timeline]
Rio: [‘in hindsight, it’s all obvious, that’s the point’ because exactly]
Buster: [‘obvious isn’t the word’ because nobody would see this coming]
Rio: [‘yeah, it started and ended on his birthday, worked it out’ shrugging like it’s not a big deal]
Buster: [‘his birthday?’ because that’s a weird detail, soz Liam]
Rio: [‘I kept the messages’ because yeah, we don’t know why either but that’s when we got this surprise message, which we’re finding to show him now ‘there’s not been any since’]
Buster: [Reading all these messages, simply must ‘What the fuck’ basically under his breath while he is because how wild and not at all where he thought this convo would go]
Rio: [‘I know’ because we’re still processing this ‘his sister died’ because doesn’t take a genius to work out the why, even though we don’t know why us]
Buster: [likewise trying to process this ‘We don’t know if he’s better now’ because that was mentally ill behaviour Liam, we can’t pretend otherwise, soz hun, and only Edie is gonna be the one in the know with the true tea if he’s well or NOT WELL these days]
Rio: [‘it’d been years, I’d forgotten’ we definitely hadn’t forgotten but we weren’t actively thinking about it, is what we really mean ‘I mean, he never did anything really weird’ by which we mean something sexual ‘cos what we assume and what the vibe is with random internet weirdos]
Buster: [‘this is weird, babe’ gesturing at her phone because it is]
Rio: [‘yeah but-’ and just looking at him because don’t want to admit the fact Edie wouldn’t side with us, if we brought it up, but you know, we all know that much]
Buster: [looking back at her because it goes without saying he understands all of that which she was communicating with her look, nevertheless, gotta say ‘But there’s no time limit on grief, his sister’s still dead and he’s with yours’ because it’s a valid point, y’all don’t know if he’s doing different weird shit now to cope, we know he isn’t but]
Rio: [shaking your head so hard like no no ‘she’d not put up with that’ because now we’re clearly thinking the worst, however sure we’re trying to sound]
Buster: [‘With what though? We have no idea where her line is or how close he is to crossing it with whatever he could be using as a new coping mechanism since he stopped doing all this’ because you don’t or what’s going on behind closed doors either, obvs]
Rio: [‘don’t make me change my mind when I’ve just made it up’ like oh my God, because we’re back into the rock and a hard place we were before we’d made up our mind last night and were then in a sad af mood]
Buster: [‘They’ve got a kid together’ because as close as he’ll ever get to outright being like maybe I was wrong to say you shouldn’t tell her, it’s okay, sir you didn’t have all the info then, you’re allowed to change your decision]
Rio: [‘exactly’ because that works both ways]
Buster: [look at her because yeah okay also valid]
Rio: [resting your head on his shoulder like ffs because literally]
Buster: [‘we’ll figure it out’ idk how you will, boy, but it’s your vibe to say that and mean it]
Rio: [‘yeah?’ quietly, still on your shoulder]
Buster: [‘yeah’ with all the conviction ever because he’s a child of baze so of course, proactive forever and always]
Rio: [eventually,lift your head up and smooth your clothes and hair down ‘sorry’ patting his shoulder where your head just was for the unspoken thank you too]
Buster: [‘Don’t be’ again really sincerely because she’s got nothing to apologise for remotely, she doesn’t need the help fixing her hair or clothes but he is for that excuse to touch her, we all know it]
Rio: [‘so I look shit’ but the way we’re saying it and giving you !! eye contact about it changes the vibe entirely]
Buster: [shaking his head without breaking that eye contact for a single second]
Rio: [‘one thing out of this weekend’ not really specifying what you mean there but could be as innocent as at least I’m still slaying]
Buster: [order her another coffee like that’ll also make things better but we all know the reality is you wanna stay here longer and it’s probably the sort of place that they’d chuck you out if you’re loitering]
Rio: [‘gonna be buzzing again’ because I’m sure you both got some level of high last night, even though neither of you were smashed, coke isn’t like that]
Buster: [‘you’re welcome’ because you’ll need it to deal with Nancy’s bs because you can’t just leave without being like hi and bye babes]
Rio: [‘I owe you, more like’ because I’m sure you didn’t get him a present ‘cos you’re not meant to have a clue what he might want and Ali as their auntie would’ve got something from y’all, obviously]
Buster: [‘course you don’t’ shout out to whatever present you got Alison, love you]
Rio: [nod like yes I do ‘not got to return the favour’]
Buster: [‘you can owe me for the new skis when you unwrap them on your birthday and return them the day after’ because bants bants]
Rio: [loling ‘better fucking not’ like there’d go my excuse for not going]
Buster: [‘What do you want? I know it’s not only [whatever baze are sending, realistically either money or gift cards cos they are rich and busy]’ when you know she’s a sentimental bitch who likes feelsy gifts not just a materialistic one]
Rio: [‘I could send you my list’ for the bants but we’re also not going to ask for anything seriously because we’d feel bad about not getting you anything now ‘Had to get Nance [some perfume or something]’ because she invited you]
Buster: [‘Or you could just think of something right now’ not at all subtle move to get you to think about something else that isn’t the Liam of it all]
Rio: [‘Don’t you like surprises?’]
Buster: [‘Oh okay, you’d rather I surprise you’ as if she’s doing her own not at all subtle hint there lol]
Rio: [an expression like not going to say no, even though we’re sure you won’t really ‘obviously’]
Buster: [‘noted’ because I’m definitely gonna have to get him to send you a bday present whatever you’re doing to celebrate, he’s that bitch]
Rio: [‘come on’ pulling on his hand but not actually getting up, like I need to take you shopping immediately now]
Buster: [amused, acting as if he’s gonna arrange for that 2nd coffee he ordered them to be a take out one like okay then]
Rio: [‘it’s barely belated if we hurry’ because we have been briefly distracted here so well done]
Buster: [when you’re for real tempted to actually go because she’s so cute about this]
Rio: [‘you didn’t get nothing what you wanted last night’]
Buster: [‘you don’t have to take it upon yourself to redeem my shit 18th’]
Rio: [shrug ‘I could’ like don’t get it twisted honey]
Buster: [😏 because the ego has amused him but also there’s no lie detected, she easily could]
Rio: [folding her arms like believe me boy, faux grumpy]
Buster: [putting some food into her mouth like a heathen but gotta as if she needs cheering up that badly]
Rio: [👁👄👁 for real because any response would be INAPPROPRIATE]
Buster: [literally gonna have to say they bring that 2nd coffee to y’all’s table rn because I don’t trust this boy]
Rio: [distraction o’clock thank you kindly barista, swallow that food and move yourself away slightly]
Buster: [at least you can thank said barista for bringing that because your drink would be too hot to take a sip of and I do need you to hush atm sir]
Rio: [me like remember you’re meant to be sad miss ma’am ‘so-’ clearing your throat ‘I should tell her?’]
Buster: [think about this logically please and don’t just answer rashly ‘Wouldn’t you want to know?’]
Rio: [trying to imagine but you don’t have a child with anyone and haven’t had a relationship that serious ‘only if he was doing anything to me’]
Buster: [‘She won’t tell you if he is until you talk about what he did to you’ because true Edie’s not just gonna be like guess what everyone Liam’s a right weirdo because x y z out of nowhere]
Rio: [bite your lip, nod because yes, that is true]
Buster: [‘But I understand the urge to believe his fucked up behaviour towards you is the beginning and end of it’ because it’s not like he wants Edie to be in peril here either]
Rio: [‘there’s no signs’ just thinking out loud because obviously we have never considered this until this bombshell ‘could be overreacting’]
Buster: [‘It spanned years though’ like are we overreacting because that is not at all casual and in fact a lot Liam]
Rio: [‘he was a kid’ not really enough of an excuse but ‘maybe I upset him’]
Buster: [‘so were you, what could you have possibly done to warrant any of it?’]
Rio: [‘maybe I overstepped, was too much?’ re. being nice to his sister and then his grief after]
Buster: [‘No, Rio’ using her name for the first time because it’s important she listens since she’s not that OTT bitch and we all know it]
Rio: [a yeah well sort of noise but we’re not going to insist ‘cos not dying for that to be true]
Buster: [‘it wasn’t your fault’ pulling her gently by both wrists as he turns his body so y’all are facing each other and close af again, in the same manner of listen to me this is important ‘However he reacted to you sending your condolences, that’s all you were doing, you didn’t do anything wrong, you did a kind thing’]
Rio: [properly look at him and take this in, whether or not you fully agree with what he’s saying doesn’t matter, you’re still hearing it and taking it in ‘I don’t understand it if he’s doing it again now though’ because what if he did fully start again, thankfully not]
Buster: [‘I don’t understand why he did it in the first place, our parents have a dead sister and they didn’t immediately start stalking anyone’ True but all the mcvickers kids are ridiculously codependent af and weird as we know and probably shouldn’t be used as a good example lol]
Rio: [shrug ‘Grief isn’t always rational, is it’ because Joe is also there as an example of losing it, at least from everyone else’s POV]
Buster: [his own shrug because you do have a point there, you can’t apply rational thought to this, lads and if we are being evil giving baze another baby after the twins and before Ava who died, I’m sure they haven’t always behaved rationally about it, the point being regardless that y’all have already seen different examples of it and know it’s different for everybody ‘I said as much myself before, but that doesn’t give him a free pass to treat you like that and then start a new life with Edie as if he didn’t do any of it’]
Rio: [‘I’m just going to have to get over it though’ because yeah, what can you do but at this point, push your drink away like this is a meeting and it’s over]
Buster: [‘Bullshit, however happy they are, or aren’t, now, he used you and your sister to get there, you have to tell her that’ because he’s not having that]
Rio: [‘Isn’t that what everyone does?’ sans the stalking element being conveyed with a ‘you know what I’m saying’ wave of the hand]
Buster: [‘No’ because he can’t just casually put aside the stalking element here when he thinks it’s not at all at coincidence that Edam is together now ‘she needs to know calculated it all is’]
Rio: [‘surely if it was calculated, it’d be me not her?’ sounds arrogant but I understand your point ‘why didn’t he try to get with me?’ we know full well you don’t have the answers to that question either but telling Edie is such an uncomfortable prospect we’re doing anything to avoid it being reality rn]
Buster: [‘You’re out of his league’ said so matter of factly here it makes me cackle because this boy is acting like Liam is fugly instead of looking how he does, but I get it you think he’s v strange and that Rio is perfect so ‘not to mention on totally different wavelengths’ because true Edam have so much in common meaning y’all don’t at all, and nobody could accuse Liam of faking that for all this time to get with Edie because why and yeah if he was gonna fake a personality he’d try and do it for Rio]
Rio: [doing a ‘ha!’ like no I’m not ‘so he stalked us both and worked out she was more interesting?’ pausing for a sec then doing another shrug like sounds legit ‘not great for building my confidence but alright, sure’]
Buster: [‘Interesting isn’t the word’ because no thank you ‘available is’ not trying to call her a slag but he knows damn well that she would’ve not been without a bf during that time]
Rio: [‘not a save you need to make’ like it’s alright ‘point is, he clearly actually loves her’]
Buster: [‘It doesn’t change the fact he coupled with her for the wrong reasons initially’]
Rio: [put your head in your hands and do a big sigh because yeah ‘for fuck’s sake’ under our breath]
Buster: [putting an arm around her cos so soz this sucks and he’s the kind of bitch who has to say this and not just hush]
Rio: [sit yourself back up and shake it off because never trying to be this much of a downer ‘can’t do anything ‘til I’m home so don’t worry’]
Buster: [push her drink she pushed away back towards her like you might as well drink this then]
Rio: [cheers him again like that’s the vibe]
Buster: [take a drink and a sec because that was a lot of info to take in]
Rio: [raising our brows like I know ‘so many people I thought it was I need to apologise to now’ like adding this to the to-do-when-home list]
Buster: [‘no you don’t, you wouldn’t have suspected them for no reason’ like they must’ve been doing some shady shit/not been very good friends etc to be on the list in the first place]
Rio: [‘it makes you a bit paranoid, obviously’ like idk, it’s not like you can rely on what you think, that’s sort of the point]
Buster: [‘Obviously, that doesn’t mean you didn’t have a point distrusting those specific people’ because he doesn’t actually think she’s lost her mind then or now]
Rio: [do a half smile at him ‘you’re cute, and I’m not having a breakdown so you don’t have to be nice’]
Buster: [‘I’m not being nice, your boyfriends have just given you such ridiculously low standards that you think I am’]
Rio: [shaking your head like not going to address that lol ‘nicer than you usually are, I meant’]
Buster: [‘I’m not having a breakdown either so you can keep your backhanded compliments’ more amused than annoyed though]
Rio: [‘I’m always nice’ like excuse you, this is normal for me, but we’re also amused]
Buster: [‘I’ll remind you you said always when we get back’ because being nice to Nancy this am will be a trial 😏]
Rio: [😬 ‘I might go hit the town instead’ like you’re right, that sounds awful]
Buster: [he’s clearly joking but telling her what shops to hit for his bday present she owes him]
Rio: [‘you can pay for the car I send it back in’ like okay but I am NOT coming back]
Buster: [just nod like okay cos you know he would]
Rio: [‘don’t let any of your friends take it when they head’]
Buster: [‘Don’t do yourself down’ like she’s dragging herself and her gifting for that to happen because none of his friends have any taste because rich people don’t lol]
Rio: [folding your arms like you’re fuming ‘because it’ll be a gift worth stealing, boy’]
Buster: [a look like not to them, girl, they only want flop things]
Rio: [‘I’m not just avoiding Nance’ like yeah, I’ve met them all]
Buster: [‘me either’ because agreed]
Rio: [‘you should go do something today that you actually want to too’ tilting your head to the side ‘go on, what do you want to do, anything on the table’]
Buster: [tell her about whatever plans you’ve already made whether that’s football or boxing or whatever because he’s that kind of person who is always busy with something 24\7 but adding ‘If anything was on the table, it goes without saying I’d leave London, I envy you that option’]
Rio: [‘Too bad we can’t swap that easily without notice’ because we’re not trying to rush home now ‘Christmas break before you know it though’]
Buster: [‘Coward’s way out’ are you trying to convince/comfort yourself or her or both of y’all there, boy, cos good luck lol ‘Yeah, blink and it’s your birthday instead of mine’ because they are pretty close together tbf]
Rio: [‘you’re always alright’ tapping your hand that’s holding your mug against his ‘be so busy studying this whole school year’ do a little smirk like oh you nerd ‘meanwhile I do have a party of my own to plan, yeah’]
Buster: [‘Not so busy I’ll forget to send your present, don’t worry’ returning the smirk ‘I’ve already decided what I’m buying you’ because of course he has]
Rio: [doing the thing where you’re mid-sip so all you can do is widen your eyes dramatically and put said drink down with as much haste ‘you have to let me go then or you’ll be getting your present on my birthday instead’ as if he’s distracting you to cheat at this non-competition]
Buster: [‘I wouldn’t open it until Christmas’ like nice try but I simply refuse to steal your bday thunder]
Rio: [‘wrong twin, right?’ like I’m catching on]
Buster: [‘Exactly’ because yep Nancy so would and we all know it]
Rio: [‘the obligatory invite you’d both have to have is a good advert for not having a party’ lumping you in like it’s not blatant you’d be absolutely fine having him there lol]
Buster: [‘Granted, it’s too late to accuse her of stalking you, but there’s plenty of other plausible reasons to fall out with her, and time to’ acting like it’s so bants and oh Nancy vibes but he’s fuming at her for the James stuff so]
Rio: [can definitely tell it’s more deep than her just generally being a messy nuisance but to push looks like you just want gossip and we don’t want that being assumed, just nodding and mm-ing like so true ‘no chance of her following you to whatever uni you end up getting into’ all the shade, soz girl]
Buster: [‘Unless she played the disability card for a pity place’ because they sure did treat dyslexia like one when I went to uni and you definitely would play on it if you did wanna go, thankfully she does not ‘fortunately, there’s bound to be a bare minimum required even of those students that’d put her off’ because we know what you’re like, sis, all the deserved shade]
Rio: [‘Whatever one [reel off her besties names, not caring if they’re right or just posh girl stereotypes] pick, is more likely’ we know you’ve peaked and would wanna try and ride that wave as long as you could but you’re defs 1st year dropout vibes, as if I can talk lmao ‘of course you know exactly what you want already’ because the least surprising thing]
Buster: [Defs amused at the posh girl stereotype names that are too accurate for these gals ‘Come on, what’s the most likely is they’ll hate her long before then’ because tea, you’ll never stay friends with them for that length of time, you’ve blatantly got a new bestie every 5 secs hun ‘I always have, you know that about me’ we’ll all try not to get into that double meaning even though he’s obvs giving EYE CONTACT as he says it]
Rio: [when you can’t be blushing about University plans so you just have to act like you’re holding your tongue sassing Nancy any harder and that has you flustered, not believable but there we go, you tried ‘if you’d changed that much…’ because you’ve always been that boy ‘I know what I want, just not entirely sure Uni needs to or does feature in that’ because obviously we have our plans that can be put into motion on our bday]
Buster: [‘I’m glad you haven’t changed that much yourself’ because she’s that bitch too it’s why y’all end up being a power couple like his parents are despite doing it very differently ‘sitting here and holding my tongue isn’t who I am or ever have much chance of becoming’ because he wouldn’t be about it if you were a flop and he’d have to let you know, soz]
Rio: [‘Who would I change for?’ For the bants of I’m incredible and everyone loves me so much, gesturing at ourselves like hello; but there’s also the unspoken realness of that being a necessity for him and us being aware of that ‘you can think and say whatever you want but money talks louder, babe’]
Buster: [do a final cheers before you finish this coffee because she is incredible and money does talk she’s not wrong there either]
Rio: [cheers him back and after a beat ‘when do you have to go [boxing/football/whatever]?’ casually like when are you leaving but not at all]
Buster: [shoutout to the Rolex he gives her because he’s checking it rn and obvs answering her, I doubt he has to rush off because he never has to rush anywhere he’s always sorted schedule wise]
Rio: [‘point me in the right direction then?’ gesturing to the door like show me where you shop for my gifting trip]
Buster: [there is no need or excuse for this boy to literally get up and take her to these shops himself but we all know that’s what’s happening, not at all casually expecting her to follow him like come on]
Rio: [obviously we are like lead the way]
Buster: [we’re doing it, you both need the distraction and deserve a nice time]
Rio: [we’re not sorry, you can only bop in an entirely platonic way around these shops]
Buster: [I’m not sorry that I’m imagining a really cute and cliche shopping montage rn]
Rio: [y’all would be having a lovely time, no reason not to and no one to stop you, even if Nancy was awake by now, she would be annoying the people still hanging around the baze gaff]
Buster: [Just his sporty boy plans that he’ll be gutted to have to leave for at some point too soon]
Rio: [we’re not at all devvo’d, nope]
Buster: [Likewise, but you can’t cancel your plans and admit you wanna stay, sir, y’all aren’t there yet]
Rio: [and you can’t invite yourself so you stay shopping and act like you have no interest in anything otherwise]
Buster: [Hang in there lads, we’ve gotta cockblock you for now but it will soon be Christmas and we’ll get the moments going again lol]
Rio: [for now, a match time or thereabouts later]
Rio: Did you win?
Buster: I don’t lose
Buster: Did you buy me [a pisstake on whatever perfume she had to buy Nancy]?
Rio: Do you think I was doing my best work there?
Buster: You were doing what you were told, as per, best behaviour
Rio: She knows what she wants, I suppose
Buster: It’s a shame you didn't decide to surprise her with something she wouldn’t
Rio: A shame for you
Buster: Us both, it’d be as good for you in the long run
Rio: How so?
Buster: You don’t need me to tell you you’d be better off on her bad side than you would as her best friend
Rio: I’m not her best friend, or going to be
Buster: I know that, but you could do more to make it obvious how much you’d prefer not to be, she’ll always need the clues
Rio: I could start a bitch fight before catching my flight
Rio: bets on one already going on in your house or in the DMs if they pissed off before she awoke
Buster: I can’t condone it, your hair would make you a really easy target
Buster: and I’m definitely not going to bet against anything like that happening
Rio: Put it up and take out the hoops before, obviously
Rio: Not my first rodeo
Buster: Still
Rio: I don’t know what she did
Rio: but I can tell it’s bad and I have no reason to trust her or disbelieve you
Buster: It isn’t her first rodeo either, you wouldn’t need the 3 guesses if I was offering them to you
Rio: What are you going to do?
Rio: Genuine question not sarcasm
Buster: I did what I had to do last night
Rio: From now then, it’ll get better?
Rio: for you, I’m obviously not holding my breath for her taking note or anything
Buster: There’s no other option, I’m certainly not letting it get any worse
Rio: Good, you’re taking charge
Rio: there’s nothing else you can do, everyone else will do what they will, your sister included
Buster: The same will be true for yours, when you tell her about Liam, all you can do is give her the facts, she’ll do whatever she wants with them
Rio: Yeah, true
Rio: I guess I’m just more concerned with her reaction, as she isn’t in my shit list right now
Buster: Her reaction and the consequences of what she decides to do, yeah
Rio: I know what will happen, or what won’t
Buster: Yeah, anything else he’s made you doubt over the years, there’s none about how Edie will take this, she’s like your mum, giving people second chances long after everyone else has lost count of the actual number
Rio: You say that like it’s a bad thing
Rio: I’m not worried about the chance she’ll give him, it’ll be the chance I don’t get
Buster: It is, if you don’t know when to stop, or like you said, the wrong people are given the chances
Rio: You might feel different when it comes to the actual practicalities of cutting your sister off
Rio: you haven’t had anyone in your life like that before, we all have
Buster: I’m not suggesting it’s even close to a similar situation, your sister is the one about to get her weakness exploited, mine is the type to exploit people
Rio: You don’t know that, they’re clearly fine, better than fine and most couples I know
Buster: They’re not fine, he’s been keeping something huge from her for their entire relationship, involving you her sister
Rio: And you’ve already pointed out she isn’t going to see it as huge
Buster: You do though
Rio: Did, maybe
Rio: I’ll be fine
Buster: Again, fine isn’t the word
Rio: Look, forget it, I shouldn’t have bothered you with it
Rio: I’m just on a comedown
Buster: Forget trying to fob me off
Rio: I forgot how annoying you are
Buster: Because I’m the one in the wrong here, sure
Rio: Wait, am I in the wrong or a massive victim
Buster: That depends what your next move is
Rio: 🙄
Buster: And it’s me being annoying
Rio: Like you’ve never done anything you regret at 14, now even
Rio: Doesn’t he deserve a chance to explain himself?
Buster: He isn’t the victim, he’s the perpetrator
Rio: I’m not scared anymore
Buster: The point is, you were
Buster: he did that, there’s no excuse
Rio: an apology doesn’t count for anything, no
Buster: Exactly
Rio: I’ll think about it when I have to, right now I can be distracted
Buster: Don’t let me stop you then
Rio: Okay
Buster: Okay
Rio: You could at least say bye, be polite
Buster: I could, but if I did you’d have no opportunities left to point out my character flaws
Rio: Hardly
Buster: As far as seeking distractions go, you could do a lot better, I already agreed
Rio: I don’t need pointers
Buster: You don’t need a polite goodbye
Rio: I’ll survive without one, yeah
Buster: Good
Rio: What are you mad at me for
Buster: Why aren’t you mad at him?
Rio: I’m not not but it makes sense
Rio: it’s better it was Liam than some random who wasn’t grieving and was just creepy
Buster: That creepy random wouldn’t be in your life forever, at least
Rio: Could be
Buster: Maybe, but I wouldn’t have to ask myself if I have enough willpower to avoid hitting him and ruining Christmas
Rio: Of course you do
Buster: Okay, well if I want to exercise it or I’d rather beat the shit out of him
Rio: You know you can’t, it’s already a fucking mess of a situation
Buster: I know
Rio: You can ignore him, it’s not like he’s super social
Buster: I will
Rio: Thanks
Rio: I’m sorry
Buster: You have nothing to be sorry about or thank me for
Rio: I don’t want to ruin anyone’s Christmas
Buster: It isn’t you
Rio: I told you, you’d have no idea otherwise
Buster: I’m not mad you told me, only that there isn’t more I can do
Rio: Telling you wasn’t terrible, that was something
Rio: it was a relief
Buster: Of course, bottling shit up is just going to make you feel worse
Rio: It would’ve been worse telling anyone when I had no clue who it was and it was happening all the time
Rio: it would’ve just freaked everyone out
Buster: I understand why you didn’t
Rio: You wouldn’t of either, right
Buster: No, I think you did the right thing
Rio: So I do owe you a thank you
Buster: You wish, that way I won’t be able to refuse whatever present you’re shopping for as easily
Rio: Why would you refuse, it’s going to be the best present you got
Rio: beside whatever your parents got you, I’m not making those promises
Buster: Good save
Rio: It was your 18th, if they didn’t go hard that’d be terrible parenting
Buster: It’s a shame I won’t have to let them know you think they’re bad parents
Rio: Wait ‘til I’m out the country, tah
Buster: You’re desperate to owe me something, now it’s a favour
Rio: Well it’s not as if you’re going to do a secret for a secret
Buster: Wrong twin
Buster: she’d happily distract you with her own drama if you weren’t avoiding her
Rio: I have plans now
Rio: that don’t involve an IV and a facial
Buster: When’s your flight?
Rio: Not ‘til tonight, so I can have dinner at [a fancy restaurant]
Buster: You’ll like [a different fancy restaurant] more
Rio: Yeah?
Rio: I’ll let them know
Buster: Trust me
Rio: Blame your friend for not picking it first
Buster: I told you none of them have good taste
Rio: I wasn’t aware that extended to actual food
Buster: Why wouldn’t it?
Rio: It’s a very specific diss
Rio: I’ll see what he orders
Buster: I should’ve said none of them make good decisions instead, I thought you knew what I meant
Rio: The dig @ me wasn’t subtle but I was choosing to ignore it
Buster: It isn’t a dig at you
Rio: 😏 mhmm
Buster: One of my friends going out with you isn’t a wise move on their part, that’s all
Rio: It’s dinner
Buster: The plans themselves are irrelevant, except for how well they prove my point
Rio: Why, like I’m going to eat alone
Buster: You have other options
Rio: Not on short notice, I know none of them have any other plans today
Buster: You also know I’d go with you
Rio: I already took up too much of your time today
Buster: No you didn’t
Rio: Oh, well
Rio: I don’t want a pity hangout though, that’s never the mood
Buster: Come on, you know me better than that
Rio: Yeah, okay, but no one else knows about the stalking thing so
Rio: they can’t talk to me about it
Buster: We don’t have to talk about it either
Rio: I know you better than that, boy
Buster: You clearly don’t, babe
Rio: A bit 🤏
Buster: You should know better than to underestimate me
Rio: If anything, it’s an overestimation, reckoning you HAVE to tell me what to do
Buster: You did the right thing last time, you will this time too
Rio: I appreciate the faith
Buster: I know you well enough
Rio: You’ve been annoyed by more annoying family members recently, you don’t need to be mad at me too
Buster: Unless you stand me up and I have to eat alone
Rio: Why would I do that
Buster: You won’t, so I won’t be mad at you
Rio: Thank God, I don’t need that, my boyfriend already will be
Buster: You need [whatever fancy af cocktail is a special at this restaurant]
Rio: I definitely do
Buster: Meet me at [a time]
Rio: Okay
Buster: It’ll give you time to cancel on [the name of whatever friend he knows it is], listening to his sob story included
Rio: It’s so not that deep, if he tries it… 🙄
Buster: I’ll order you a double, don’t worry
Rio: So thoughtful
Buster: You’re welcome
Rio: Are you going to get a [whatever his favourite drink is]
Buster: I’ll join you in [the cocktail because he’s a secure boy]
Rio: Are the prices that excessive we’ll have to share 🤔
Buster: My parents taught me sufficient manners to foot the bill
Rio: I never actually said they were bad parents, FYI
Buster: I remember, barely a threat never mind a promise
Rio: And I only asked you to be polite
Buster: And I listened, so don’t start an argument with me about paying your way
Rio: You’ll only want to remind me you can afford it, so I won’t
Buster: It isn’t a reminder either of us need
Rio: I paid for my flights and the presents, that’s enough willing shown, anyone would agree
Buster: More than
Rio: For your sister, perhaps
Buster: For her, definitely
Rio: as she didn’t even have to drunkenly listen to my problems as she was too busy creating her own, yeah
Buster: As well as a headache for me
Rio: It’s really unfortunate you’re twins
Rio: it’s the same with Janis and Grace, they’re the least alike
Buster: We could have plenty in common, it’s her priorities which are unfortunate
Rio: I don’t think you’re anything alike
Buster: I think that’s the most genuine compliment you’ve ever given me
Rio: You’re only 18 once, like
Buster: Don’t remind me, you mentioned having regrets before, that party has earned a place on my list
Rio: It probably never lives up to the hype, it’s truthful, far as consolation goes
Buster: It easily would’ve if I’d been in charge of it
Rio: It’s just a number then
Rio: 19 is the new
Buster: Was it your boyfriend who said age is just a number?
Rio: You’re SO funny 😏
Buster: It’s a fair question
Rio: You’re thinking of the last one, he’s only 22
Buster: Are you sure? He looks 32
Rio: You’re being rude again 👌
Buster: Hardly
Rio: Why are we talking about him again
Buster: We’re not
Rio: Good save
Buster: I’m just wondering which you believe, that we’re only 18 once or it’s a number
Rio: Hmm 🤔
Rio: it’s less about the day, more about the 364 you have until you’re 19, that’s what I think
Buster: Great save
Rio: 🙇🏽♀️
Rio: What do you think?
Buster: I agree
Rio: You can still hold your shitty party against Nance, not that old you have to be that mature
Buster: She wishes what I had to hold against her was that petty
Rio: No doubt…
Rio: blackmailed into better behaviour is better than nothing
Buster: With her, we have very little choice but to take what we can get
Rio: Yeah
Rio: I’d hate to think of my brothers and sisters saying shit like that about me
Buster: It isn’t something you have to think about because it isn’t something your siblings would say about you
Rio: 🤞
Rio: That would change if I told Edie, she doesn’t hold back
Buster: Neither should you, how you felt is important and she needs to hear it
Rio: There are more important things
Buster: You matter too, Rio
Rio: I want to be in Libi’s life, what if she doesn’t want me to be if I say any of this
Buster: She wouldn’t cut you out, you’re family, and you haven’t done anything but what’s best for her and Libi
Buster: you kept this a secret for her own good and if you tell her it’s still with protecting them in mind, she’ll recognise that, she’s not an idiot
Rio: She’s not
Rio: Anyway, this is breaking the rules, I’m not thinking about it ‘til I get back to Dublin
Buster: That’s the last time I’ll bring it up, I swear
Rio: I’ll make you pinky promise
Buster: Not if I make you forget about all of this first
Rio: You think you can
Buster: I know I can
Rio: I’m not going to refuse that
Buster: Why would you?
Rio: I’m sure we could think of plenty of reasons if we bothered
Buster: I’m too busy thinking of ways to salvage this trip for you
Rio: We can make attempts at salvaging for you too
Rio: even if I have to point out it’s a taller order
Buster: I’m fine
Rio: Sure but fine is not fine
Buster: Okay, I’m great
Rio: Because I really believe you now 🙃
Buster: I don’t want a pity dinner any more than you did
Rio: Not what I was suggesting, because duh
Buster: What are you suggesting [a really basic touristy thing purely for the pisstake]?
Rio: 😑
Rio: Yes, I’m going to make you [another super touristy moment] with me and it’ll serve you right
Buster: I’ll look out for when you tie your hair back and take your earrings off
Rio: You should
Rio: can’t say you haven’t been warned
Buster: You can’t either, I told you earlier I don’t lose
Rio: Yet
Buster: Ever
Rio: Never know if we don’t try, can’t claim a win when you forfeit
Buster: I’m not going to forfeit, bring it on
Rio: At [the time you’re meant to meet] 😘
Buster: [Give her the deets of the car you’ve already booked and sorted to collect her etc because he’s just that bitch and always organised af]
Rio: Alright, you’re off to a good start
Buster: If you’d like something that isn’t a mermaid tail to wear to [this restaurant] Nance has [whatever it’s called when you can just come and shop like on an account idk I’m not posh] at [and a list of whatever shops she does, they can’t all entirely suck]
Rio: I couldn’t possibly do that
Buster: I dare you
Rio: Seriously
Buster: When am I not serious?
Rio: She’ll notice
Buster: It’s Nancy
Rio: 😏
Rio: but really, I can buy my own outfit
Buster: If you want to forfeit the dare, yeah
Rio: I’m going to be late then
Buster: You’re going to be worth the wait though
Rio: Rude you don’t trust my own budget for that to be true
Buster: Don’t act like it isn’t more fun to get dressed at her expense
Rio: I wouldn’t say that
Buster: What would you say?
Rio: I might ask a question
Buster: Yeah?
Rio: Well, I could ask for your opinions, what you want me to wear, I might not take them into consideration
Buster: I’m rarely wrong, you’ll want to take that into consideration
Rio: I’ve never been wrong about an outfit
Buster: [obvs mention an ootd from when she was a lil kid like what about that one lol even though it was probably still a slay, gotta just remind her that he remembers things]
Rio: 😳 Shut up, I’ve always been cute
Buster: I wasn’t disputing how cute you were
Rio: You wouldn’t want to ruin your claim to rarely wrong
Buster: No, I wouldn’t
Rio: So, what do you like
Buster: Don’t you want to guess?
Rio: I could
Buster: So, what do I like?
Rio: Can’t you wait and see?
Buster: Can’t you remember how impatient I am?
Rio: That’s half the fun
Buster: You’re right, we’re having half as much fun as we could be
Rio: There’s always time for more fun
Buster: Wait and see
Buster: [10000% looking online at fits and then calling up the store and getting the poor girl who works there to give Rio said fits to try on, so casually, just dressing your cousin for a date nbd]
Rio: [sending you selfies of these options, obviously]
Buster: [Sending her more options to keep this try on sesh going like see how much fun this is because I cannot trust him to comment on any of those selfies]
Rio: Okay, I’ll really be late if you don’t stop
Rio: I already don’t know what to pick
Buster: [pick one for her, again so casually]
Rio: I see you
Buster: Do you?
Rio: Showing you have better taste than your friends
Buster: I already proved that with the outfit I threw on to grab coffee
Rio: You dress well, it’d be stupid to suggest otherwise
Buster: You don’t need much help yourself
Rio: I’m not going to forfeit a dare to argue
Buster: Are you going to give me a dare to do?
Rio: If you wanna play
Buster: Of course
Rio: Then I’ll think of a good one
Buster: I’m sure it’ll be worth the wait too
Rio: Who am I
Buster: Who I’m choosing to spend the evening with
Rio: Despite knowing that present competition is non-existent, still take it
Buster: It’d be stupid to suggest there’s ever any
Rio: Stupid is one of the last things I’d bother to call you
Rio: skirting ‘round the issue is one thing but barefaced lies
Buster: We’ve argued plenty of times when there isn’t a dare at stake, I’ve definitely heard you call me most things you’d feel are a more appropriate fit for who I am
Rio: Well now we know who has the best imagination if you honestly think ‘most’ is fitting
Buster: Well, poor kids need better imaginations than rich ones
Buster: and we aren’t trading one of your secrets for one of mine, so
Rio: 😏 I imagine that stings more when the target is actually ‘poor’, give you the benefit of the doubt there
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