Coko, can you be my therapist please
(My friend traumatized me 😭)
Nope nope
I need a therapist of my own man
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I’m acutely aware of everything right now
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What if i went to sleep and i didnt wake up till my body and mind was actually satisfied with the amount of sleep i got, like, my mum cpuldn't wake me up if she tried.
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a tiny (obviously rushed) idea of what the sleeping arrangements on the ship started like (eventually they all share everything and there's no rule to it but this is like when everyone was still getting used to it)
This is probably nothing like what a real modern ship might look like and that's okay
Hiyoko & Mahiru: obvious solution
Sonia & Nagito: Sonia is more patient than most but also takes no shit. Nagito needs to be near an exit in case he gets badly sick.
Mikan & Ibuki: Ibuki had to fight a bit to be alone with Mikan, but no one else was really volunteering, and Mikan is happy with her roomie.
Impostor & Ryota: Ryota is both new and also a nervous wreck. Impostor is very on-top of things and can keep him up to speed easily. Also boyfriends.
Akane & Nekomaru: Akane is both easily spooked in the night and also unusually sensitive to Weird Stuff. And she can handle Nekomaru's snoring. Nekomaru says having Kane nearby is good for his heart.
Kazuichi & Teruteru: They don't get along too bad after talking, and to be honest, it was sort of a boys-room-with-boys situation.
Hajime & Gundham: They get along well. Gundham benefits from someone agile to help him out if he's having a bad day, physically. Originally Sonia and Hajime would have switched places, but everyone agreed it might be better to save that arrangement for a later time (which never happened because they stopped keeping track)
Peko & Fuyuhiko: Obvious solution
Ibuki, Hajime and Akane are sort of 'team guard dogs' and they to split themselves evenly around the ship. If Ibuki hears anything spooky, or Akane gets a Bad Feeling, or Hajime notices something just a tiny bit off, they're all at the ready.
If anyone from Team Guard Dog suddenly shows up and says you're having a sleepover now, then you're having a sleepover now.
Honestly they all kind of need walkie-talkies lol. But frequencies can be messed with and it's dangerous to rely on a disembodied voice...
Impostor and Hajime *do* have walkie-talkies though because neither of them would fall for an impersonation.
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BATMAN AU PEOPLE
Damian is the only vigilante in Gotham. Like Bruce still has that adoption addiction, all the birds are there, they’re just not birds, so Jason never dies, Tim still has a spleen, you get the picture.
But can you imagine Damian saving Brucie ‘I collect kids like Pokemon cards’ Wayne, he’d be thinking “oooo this one’s around Damian’s age”
No kill rule? Out the window. Damian is standing over joker’s severed head while Bruce is trying to pspsps him like a cat not realising he’s already got this one and Damian just bolts because nuh uh. Not his dad. Not today.
Shit get the brothers in on it too.
Big boy Jason Todd letting this feral bird boy use him as a pirch and giving him cookies on patrol because why is a kid no older than twelve running around Gotham in spikey boots beating criminals within an inch of their lives? Where the fuck are this kids parents?? This quickly makes Jason the favourite.
Dick using his acrobat shit to catch up with this scraggly little emo cunt in the hopes of getting any information because holy shit this kid has big fuck off swords. He’s getting this one to Bruce. The weirdness is right up their alley.
Let Cass and Alfred be the only ones who know because shit does not get by them. They let him because as long as he is stabbing criminals and not Tim then they’re solid.
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Spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to start this post so now im just doing it sorry
Phantom gets called cat like by the other heros all the time. Hell some of the league members have even joined in after he met them. Fuck you superman how dare you out his purring
Problem is his new power he started developing. Telekinesis. And it’s very hard to control. Now if he looses focus he starts knocking stuff off shelves or off tables.
Frostbite told him he would keep developing powers till his ghost side was grown but he thought it was done. How many more powers does he need!!!!
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