#i want to murder a man now

[solomon-tozer]

Okay so I have my cats back, which is such a massive relief. I need to keep an eye on them in case the toxin has a delayed effect/onset, but I really truly hope that this is the end of the ordeal (minus bloods next week to check they're still okay).

As to what happened? A certain someone I live with didn't bother to close the kitchen door. I woke up to find they'd managed to eat human food containing onion. Utterly terrifying (and expensive, but I'll figure something out).

Please be so careful as to what your pets eat and have access to.

#rhubarb crumbles #i want to murder a man now #the shit i went through in the last 30 hours was torture #to say nothing of my poor babies being separated from home and from each other #to go through that medical stuff #i was utterly terrified i was going to be given bad news #i will never forgive that man's carelessness #torn between asking him to pay at least some of the bill and just struggling by on my own #they're my cats after all #but my car also needs the exhaust fixed #i decided not to do the insurance claim #mostly because i have no idea how to do it and i have no one to help me #the autism deficits i have strike very hard during overwhelm #also shoutout to the few friends i could tell about all this while it was happening #i love you guys

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Embrace the truth

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan jingyi #lan sizhui #lan xichen #lan wangji #wei wuxian #WWX uses NMJ's abs as part of his evidence for identification. LXC is allowed to use his familiar embrace as his evidence. #We are now entering the slow burn arc of 'Lan Xichen continues to lose everything he cared about'. #He has his love of fishing + his good friendship with JGY + his brother. I hope nothing happens to any of those things #Not that its in character for *anyone* present to have the emotional intelligence for it - but man LXC is having a very hard time #Trying to pin his sworn brother as a murderer *right* after identifying the mystery body as his other sworn brother? #of *course* he's defensive! You gave him no time to process! #He's gonna need a lot of time by the pond to cope #The original joke had LXC copping a feel on those glutes and recognizing him that way. Which now looking back *was* funnier #sigh...I need to trust my gut a bit more #Next time on PD-MDZS: They just show up in Jinlin Tai because I want to plot to keep moving

[luckyblackcatxiii]

It's been MONTHS since I figured out Strahd's outdoor wear, and I've finally figured out Rahadin's as well! The creeps can now be nice and warm when traveling the horrific countryside~

I actually started this back when I finished Strahd's look, but I think I bit off more than I could chew by trying to figure out both Rahadin's face and his clothing that I got overwhelmed and ran away from finishing the concept. I've really been into drawing CoS NPCs lately (which means hopefully I'll have more of those to show you guys) which brought me back to finally finishing this. Phew!

And to think: eventually I'll have to figure out and draw his and Strahd's canon fit eventually too! Sigh, it never stops... (but I love doing it <3)

(ALSO I STUPIDLY POSTED THIS WITHOUT THE IMAGES OOPS

#lucky art #curse of strahd #Ravenloft #Rahadin #dungeons and dragons #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg #Can't believe we met this man almost a year ago #I can't wait to see him again now that we know what he got up to oh so long ago #And may or may not have single handedly murdered one of our party member's family way back when 🙂 #Kaz and Rahadin in the same room would be horrifying but I want it so bad

[starays13]

Welcome back, Eclipse.

Just putting a version with no text here

Honestly I can’t remember the last time I just drew Sun and Moon Show Eclipse outside of any of the AUs.

#welcome back spicy dorito man! #many of us missed you very much can you pls stay this time #i do want him to get a redemption arc but I let myself draw him being villain-y just because I could #also am I the only one who’s actually concerned for Eclipse right now? #Dude hasn’t even done anything as of coming back and Moon’s already on a warpath to murder him in the most excruciating way he can think of #do not touch the dorito please #tsams #sun and moon show #tsams eclipse #sun and moon show eclipse #sams eclipse #fnaf eclipse #sams #tsams spoilers #my art #fnaf #fnaf sb #never thought I’d see the day but here we are #am I worried we’ll get backstabbed with this info somehow? #yes #but I’m still going to enjoy him being back from his vacation either way #redeem the dorito #eclipse fnaf #sun and moon show fanart #tsams fanart #sams fanart

[willowbyte]

feeling sad about springbonnie

#willow's art station #fnaf #spring bonnie #five nights at freddy's #do you think they were repulsed by william's actions? #how do you think they would have felt after william used their skin as a tool for hiding and committing his crimes? #a character once meant to bring joy to children now forever tied to a cold blooded murderer. their very own creator #blood dripping from hands that are not yours. you did not do this. you did not want this to happen #but the stained golden faux fur says otherwise #and the vessel. cold and unmoving as always. begins to wonder #where does the man end? and where does the rabbit begin? #was there ever a distinction to begin with? #... #god i Need to be sedated immediatel

[sochilll]

Pippa Fitz-Amobi is made of guilt and obsession and gray morality and loyalty and checklists and a deep deep distrust of the police

#and that is why she is such an icon 2 me #I reread the entire series heehee #i wanted to like annotate her spiral into madness and GOD #the moment in AGAD where she stops and realizes the police are never going to help her #that they will never side with her over a wealthy white man #that they haven’t before and they won’t now and she has no choice but to make her own justice #just like Charlie told her in GGBB even though she disagreed with him #even though she hates that they were so similar #aaauuuuhhgggggg #i am simply insane about her #she is so character #she is like a blorbo to me <3 #agggtm #a good girls guide to murder #pippa fitz amobi #🦝 #book posting

[idiotwithoutagoodname]

Arthur bleeding out and looking like he just fell from a 15 story story building and was run over 3 times in a row and still managing to pull bitches and collect them like they are Pokémon is giving such babygirl vibes.

#my man is out here out flirting the horrors #and THESE BITCHES GAY GOOD FOR THEM GOOD FOR THEM #But fr i feel like both detective Nol and Oscar are so so ready to shove this man against a wall like #he’s literally just a pathetic wet paper bag why are y’all so exited for boys? #malevolent #malevolent pod #malevolent podcast #I get that the horrors want him cuz that’s now news but like what’s wrong with this men that they heard him admit to murder #and immediately went ‘smash’ #anyway rip John but Arthur has 9 more fingers to share with his new boyfriends #arthur lester #john doe malevolent #oscar malevolent #detective nol #scratch malevolent #the butcher malevolent

[samarecharm]

I miss goro. Bring his bitchass back

#chattin #thinking of him in strikers is funny #local hermit and murderer out in the sun and living free #i think he would like sophia. not a whole lot but like. maybe hes a lil attached #thinkin about him having to be in a camper w the thieves is so funny #my mans is NOT sleeping in that fucking tent. hes finding some rocks to huddle under for warmth #but also. him and makoto riding up front #hes prob got his license too so they share driving duties #this is purely based off of my hcs for him since i didnt play royal but still wanted him alive #maybe his connections w shido also make him a suspect? i dunno #so by saes suggestion; he begrudgingly goes along w them #i think. it would be healing for him to see monarchs and their reasons for being so cruel #to know that they were in a bad place and acted out maliciously bc of it #and to see them grapple w the consequences of their actions #they did awful things even if they thought it was worth it. and now they have to start over #and guess what; life doesnt just end or stop; they gotta keep going #obviously this would make goro gag and block it out. he would hate it. #but it would still be healing #the guy at the boiler room who believed that maybe…..he could change……..hes still there

[nonokoko13]

"Short on credits" "Need a job soon" "A drama queen" "Max slacker"...

Tag yourself I'm all of them

#spy x family #sxf chapter 94 #sxf manga spoilers #my god me thinking this was going to be an arc like murder on the orient express and it was just a silly one-shot episode 😂 #of course Anya would spot a serial killer within minutes #NOT YOR JUMPING WHEN THEY IMPLIED A KILLER WAS AMONG THEM girl how have you been beating allegations for 27 years now with that behaviour 😂 #dw queen I would vote you innocent even knowing you were the killer. Keep slaying #man now I have to wait other two weeks 🫠 anyway good chapter 👍 #LOID STOPPING THAT GUY WHO WANTED TO TIE YOR Sir I know what you are (simp 🫵) #wish in the next chapter appears Demetrius....or Daybreak....... (I'm delusionally waiting he comes back ok)

[magicaldreamfox1]

so i'm just thinking abt the reputation pete must have post-canon among main family bodyguards.

like as we know from pete himself, word travels fast amongst main family bodyguards and there must be a few who survived the ep 14, confrontation. obviously people would've known pete at least in passing, he's tankhun's head bodyguard that must mean something. and suddenly he's missing for a few days, rumour has it he went to the minor family's house (with the fit tankhun threw (rightfully so) surely people would've heard abt it right? right) and everyone knows what happens to bodyguards who are sent to the minor family's house. except pete returns and word spreads fast about that too. pete returned, covered in blood and injured but alive. then the family showdown happens, a lot of people die but surely a few main family bodyguards would survive. and they would hear abt it. pete left. he resigned. and they let him. which i'm sure not many bodyguards can say for themselves. rumour has it he went after vegas. and then shot a bodyguard of the main family dead for him. and that he's with vegas now.

vegas who has A Reputation, everyone knows that. so pete not only made it out of the minor family's house alive, he also managed to resign and then went to be with vegas.

and maybe they'd even see him sometime, pete coming to visit porsche or tankhun and he looks fine like he's doing well.

and like. they must be terrified of him. and like even when they get new bodyguards word would spread just as quickly. u don't fuck with pete bc pete has seen the worst of the worst of this world and not only come out alive the other end, he also willingly walked back right into it.

#thinking abt pete maybe this even qualifies as dark!pete #like i'm sorry i feel like i'm really bad at articulating my thoughts in a good and coherent way #but brain goes brrr #pete must have a killer reputation #like if they main family bodyguards aren't terrified of him then idk either #like mans survived the minor family literally resigned and they let him. and now he's just chilling with Vegas Theerapanyakul #u know the murderous evil cousin #like FUCK #people would be scared i know it #especially abt the part where pete quit To Be With Vegas #bc from an outsider pov it'd take a special kind of insane to want to be with vegas right #they're terrified of him i know it. some are even more scared of him than of vegas #and like him being super nice and polite and smiley makes people not believe it at first #they're like really this guy???? no way #but like there's moments in between where u can see how smart and calculating he is #and people would insist like no really this guy did all of that don't underestimate him #and people would be scared they would i know it #vegaspete #kinnporsche #kp analysis #bl shows #dreamy talks #pete

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Detectives at the Disco (Elysium)

#disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #harry du bois #“Hail holy queen of the sea -- You're whirling in rags -- You're vast and you're sad.” #I have been taken back by the disco fever and I wanted to draw these guys now that I can...y'know...draw. #I owe a lot to DE honestly. #If it were not for yagrandmapeach's daily disco elysium comics this blog would have never existed. #The idea that I could do lighthearted daily doodles made art feel possible and approachable. That fun was most important! #I was so inspired by their fun style and goofs! I loved the pen on paper look and their stylizations! #I'm still really inspired by them to this day! Peach if you're out there (unlikely)...Thank you for all the art you have shared. #To those who are considering giving DE a try: please be aware of it's many content warnings. #It is dark but also so extremely full of hope and love!!! #it's a murder mystery where you think you're supposed to be finding the culprit but you end up finding....yourself. #Also it has Kim Kitsuragi. The best companion you will ever have in a video game. #And it lets you dress up a stinky old man in whatever clothes he finds lying around. It's great.

[trash-can-sam]

What happens when your coworker kills your other coworker but both of you are in a relationship (kind of) with the same ethereal woman who had an admiration for said dead coworker.

+bonus Evandrey because it’s funny to me (I’m sorry Eva.)

#pathologic #pathologic 2 #andrey stamatin #yulia lyuricheva #eva yan #evandrey #yulieva #evaandrey #Eva yahn #Andrei Stamatin #see I think that Eva is very okay with Eva being how she is- promiscuous and spreading her love (Maybe a little jealous but more rooted in #self loathing and insecurities) #and she’s like look I’m okay with this whole open relationship (technically we aren’t in a relationship even though I really want to be) #thing BUT why HIM. I have to work with him and he’s by far the worst man I’ve ever worked with (besides maybe his brother because at least #Andrey actually talks but really they’re a package deal anyways) I need to have meetings with him often and it’s horrendous every time #like spread your love it’s noble really. #I wouldn’t expect anything else from you #but maybe give him less he’s annoying as hell #I also think that she’d figure out pretty quickly that Andrey and Peter killed Farkhad #just bcuz like. yk she’s there. she’s seen the already shaky relationship crumble beyond repair. she’s seen them argue in meetings. #she knows the stamatwins are not above murder. especially for art. and she’s clever. #And andrey knows that so he doesn’t try to hide it. she doesn’t have recourse anyways- #the kains (who I think helped cover up the murder) employ her too #and andrey respects her to a degree- he assumes she’ll see reason. #and honesty. Yulia might be upset that Andrey killed one of the only other architects but also she does not miss him that much. #she’s like I don’t agree with this whole murder thing but you are kind of right he had to go he was getting on my nerves #the meetings will be 10x more tolerable now that the twins can’t argue with him about things that aren’t even real #it’s awful but it did drive Eva further into my arms so necessary evils. #my art #sorry for the essay in the tags.

[revenantghost]

The Super Groupies Vash coat is up for preorder again, if anyone missed it the first time around and wants to snag it

#Trigun #Trigun Stampede #Tristamp #I would murder someone for it tbh #I think it would heal me #But even with my birthday at the end of the month... no way man #But I desperately want to see folks that can and want to get it to snag it #I know so many people missed the official merch order dates #Alkajnsdlkasjdn god I'm exhausted and rambling I'll stop now but LOOK AT THE PRETTY JACKET!!!!!!

[toxictoad]

Is there a fandom word for a supporting character that is rarely if ever a topic for fandom but that you are absolutely obsessed with?

I'm not talking about a glup shitto. I mean a character that everyone knows about but who isn't really anyone's favorite character. Fics centered on them are rare and ones that actually explore them in an interesting way are even rarer. No one really kins them or draws them. No one brings them up outside of discussing other characters.

Yeah, whatever that is.

But then...

A piece of media comes out that heavily features that character... and people finally talk about them.... you are in heaven for a few short months... and then it goes back to how it was.

Oh, sure, maybe there will be more people who like that character now. Maybe there will be an uptick in fics that give you a small backlog to read. Maybe you'll even get a nice catalog of fanart that will fuel your imagination for a little while.

But no matter what; that character won't get as much attention as you think they deserve.

Anyway that's how I feel about Count Fanon-first-name-Yan Dooku.

#star wars #star wars prequels #the clone wars #count dooku #grandpa dooku #master dooku #yan dooku #dooku jedi lost #tales of the jedi #star wars the clone wars #i dont want to fuck him i just want to talk to him and be snarky together #i want to make him cry #“pathetic evil old man hiding behind refined stature realizes he was wrong and dumb” #i love him i hope we see him suffer more from his own hubris #also i like his feral murder children #he's kinda meh in tcw tbh #i love the show but cmon ya did my mans dirty at least give him a little DEPTH filoni #anyway i'll shut up now

[nomattertheoceans]

I've been reading the Percy Jackson books for the first time over the past two weeks! Just finished "The Battle of the Labyrinth" last night (which btw is my favorite of the series so far!!)

I have now gained a new obsession but it might not be what you think

#like i swear to god i did not expect to be absolutely enthralled by the protagonist's mom kahskahfjkaja #she's just so fascinating to me #she's so kind and smart and she has given EVERYTHING for her son okay #like her staying married to an abuser for years to protect him omg she deserves the world #like when Poseidon called her a queen in the first book he was 100% right alright she is a queen #the woman murdered her abuser with a monster's head LIKE THAT'S SO AWESOME #also i cannot explain how obsessed i am with her relationship with Poseidon okay #like. do i want her to still have feelings for him? yes. do i need poseidon to pine and long for her from the distance?? ABSOLUTELY YES. #like realistically it's more likely that be does not but I need it okay #like at first i wanted them to be reunited because you know. of course i did. #but i am perfectly content with her finding love and happiness with a mortal man and Poseidon pining for her from the distance #like listen. this woman is amazing and she deserves to have an immortal all powerful god unable to get over her alright SHE DESERVES IT #but the way he just showed up at Percy's birthday party and called her as beautiful as ever????? omg??? BECAUSE YES SHE IS #and she blushed??? be still my beating heart #kahskahfksja honestly laughing at myself right now like I'm just over here watching a Sally Jackson tele novela in my head #AND HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE #percy jackson #no spoilers please if you see this post i know very little about the story and I'm thoroughly enjoying myself that way #also jsut as an fyi i am also a little obsessed with Percy and Annabeth kajakshdjshsha they are too cute and intense #sally jackson #percy jackson and the olympians

[akidachi]

ok so context:

a short while back i pasted some of my old tma hellproject assets into a photo album, since i wanted to start using it for loose stuffs so i wouldnt have stacks of paper lying around

(and yes this section was entirely physical cutouts edited in ae)

and since its annoying to move around white space with a permanent marker for stuff like eyes, i used a whiteout pen i had. this one in particular

and just a minute ago i was walking around shining a blacklight on random things in my surroundings again (as you do) when i noticed-

they light up pink

so i grab a white piece of paper to test the whiteout pen on and-

huh...

and since it was definitely still glowing, and i remembered it glowing because of a drawing i did, i pulled it up and

pink

logically i know this is bc of the whiteout pen lacking the pigments that light up under a uv light

but functionally i think this might be neat to mess with, using fluorescent and non fluorescent white paints to basically make an invisible painting

#still in hand jail btw #i am just BORED #i have made the mistake of getting reinvested in prototype after making a friend play it a bit #bc i was thinking abt it after we watched venom #and now i really want to play the big edgy murder virus man game but i cant #and if i can its only in short bursts #(which tbf wouldnt even be possible if i was using a keyboard. bit ive got it on console) #so yeag im still in hand jail help #not art #or maybe art but shh #long post