#i’m so pathetic lol

[thatfantasylovingdork]

Me: imma listen to a comparison of all Starscream's voice actors cuz I need to hear his voice right now 😍

Me, after listening: oh god Steve Blum does a SEXY voice, that's it I'm done I got turned on by a robot, lol what is wrong with me

#transformers #funny #maccadam #Starscream #voice acting #whyyyy #it’s too bad he wouldn’t be into me if he was real #because I am very into him #my favorite types of Starscream voice seem to be shrieky and high pitched or extremely sexy and seductive #I don’t like when his voice sounds masculine #it just doesn’t fit him #god I really gotta watch tfp soon #I’m gonna be in sexy voice heaven #Steve Blum’s Starscream reminds me a bit of Pitch from ROTG #that same kind of sexy smarmy British voice that makes me hot and bothered #screw you Jude Law #ugh #I’m so pathetic lol

[cto10121]

Never mind me, I’m in my Benvolio feels atm. Oh god

#😭 #i’m so pathetic lol #not to toot my own horn #but i’m really proud of how my comment lui dire came out #romeo et juliette #retj #comment lui dire #my lyrics #i really need to format this script properly

[a-seaofsound]

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#I’m so pathetic lol #can’t even stand one day without talking to him 🙃🙃 #missed him all day #fingers were itching to just text him and act like nothing happened #finding memes and videos I wanted so badly to send him but can’t #because it’s over and my brain can’t accept it

[nuppu-nuppu]

Ignore if you don’t want to read about me being stupid once again

#pls dont read if you cant handle venting and whining #once again i am here to say that i am the loneliest person alive and i feel like i can’t grasp the basic consept of friendship and do it lol #like idk how to be friends #i feel like i will forever be sad and lonely #and i know everyone will say you can talk to me and i know that but i’ve just been by myself for so long that i don’t remember how to have #actual conversations with people i feel like i am disconnected from reality #i feel like i am an extremely unlikeable person and that’s why i was all alone in highschool and idk i am oversharing on the internet again #because it’s the only place i kind of feel safe doing it #pls take care of yourselves first before comfoting me or anything im sorry i sound very pathetic #how do i start living again #how does one live anyway #im just in my head all the time #this was supposed to be hot girl summer but it’s once again summertime sadness #im so stupid!!! #im so anxious and depressed that i dont know what to do with myself #im so sorry for oversharing i have a therapist dont worry im kind of taking care of myself #but the eternal loneliness just wont let me go #idk how to be a person anymore #i’m just sad #thinking of going to a church and pretend to be a believer so i could have a community again lol

[comebackali]

for our phantom menace rewatch this week we are doing a “qui gon touch count” to count how many times qui gon (bad) touches anakin

#and also the other characters (they wanna know how many times he touches shmi but idc about that i’m here for groomer reasons) #my prediction is: ANAKIN then shmi then... i go back and forth on whether it's padme or obi wan #i want it to be padme and obi wan in dead last (for extra pathetic and sad unwanted padawan reasons) #it's so hard to age out of being an (unwanted) boywife and be replaced by a bright shiny young thing #but if padme even PADME gets touched by qui gon more than his own padawan #damn lol #touch starved obi wan real #but unfortunately for me i think he touches obi wan thrice that i recall and i can only think of once (or maybe twice?) with padme #but that's why we're doing the touch count! #i will report back with my findings tonight #i'm so gd excited #the phantom menace #pt #star wars #qui gon jinn #anti qui gon jinn #if implying that qui gon is a child molester is considered anti I GUESS #prequels touch count

[eternal-moss]

NOOOO

My dad bought the first volume of dungeon meshi (for himself to read) and it arrived today… but it’s entirely in German 😭😭

Luckily he’s pretty good at German but still it’s so funny to me

German Marcille is real…..

It might be a good excuse for me to learn more German, in addition to learning Starlight Express Bochum songs & also generally trying to learn German to impress my crush. I don’t think that would work but a girl can dream. Also in the spirit of Marcille, does anyone know any other cool ways to impress girls…?

#Dunmeshi #Marcille Donato #Part 1000 of me being gay & pathetic #The worst part is I’m already in a pseudo-polycule with a girl and her boyfriend lol. It’s hard to explain… #The girl (who I am really close with) is in love with me but I unfortunately don’t reciprocate. But I still enjoy her company #so the 3 of us hang out. I sit nearby to them as they make out on the sofa💀 today we made flowercrowns together. The whole thing is bizzare #Deutsch in dungeon

[dollybites]

i have this pure psychotic hatred for men i need to unleash

#i’m so serious #once again #men dni #literally do not fucking interact with my blog #and don’t leave pathetic anons in my inbox either bc i will laugh at you with my friends lol #personal #coquette

[lithi]

Was trying to like. Imagine how a step-mother Penelope/step-daughter Athanasia AU would work. Claude would either never know about Penelope’s affair (or at least does not suspect about the pregnancy. Somehow) or would be so blinded by grief after Diana’s death that he would just pathetically accept Penelope back.

Obviously she could not pass Jennette as Claude’s so ..?? She would probably huh. Keep her as her forever dirty little secret or eventual pawn to use (maybe she is passed off as countess rosalia’s daughter?).

Her relationship with Athanasia would depend a lot on whether Athy is still reincarnated or not but I guess Penelope would either roll with Claude’s mistreatment of her (and probably have him disinherit her because she is, after all, his low-born bastard) or play the kind step-mother for politics (and the rest would also depend on whether or not they do have children together later on. maybe Anastasius using her as his black magic baby machine fucked her body up). Just imagine. The drama

Anyways this is what inspired the brainworms lol

#should I tag this #lithi?! wmmap posting?! in 2024??? it’s most likely than you think #eh #who made me a princess #I think Athy and Penelope in this AU would have like a sort of. mh. Rhaenyra-Alicent relationship #athanasia de alger obelia #claude de alger obelia #Penelope Judith #huh… Aemma-Diana. Viserys-Claude. why does all of this work so well #I’m so smart <- (?) #aka AU where Athy and Penelope have the most epic royal court drama while Claude mops in the background #and Jennette is happily playing in the dirt somewhere far away #BUT maybe Claude knows/suspects about Jennette but again he is so pathetic and sad and what not he just accepts Penny back #and like Penelope would obviously try to have kids with Claude to have more legitimacy but maybe Claude is just not down for fucking lol #and like I said Penelope could have some after effects of Anastasius’ black magics and she just can’t have children anymore #so she’s just kind of stuck between having to suck up to her husband’s bastard #or trying to put her own bastard on the throne lol #because well yes Jennette is also a bastard #a lot would also depend on Anastasius being alive like in the manhwa or not #and Penelope knowing about it #I’m not much of an Ana fan so since this is my AU I choose to say he’s dead

[candycryptids]

POV you’ve asked her to subtract from her current maximum health to create a Prime Number

#I’m gonna be unable to play Final Fantasy from like Friday to Tuesday cos of Work 😓 and I’m BUSY tomorrow #so expect me to be Mildly Wet and pathetic at random hours but hopefully not #complaining about Pains. lol. #anyways. uhhh. #ffxiv Hrothgar #ffxiv Tangy #it’ll give me time to write out Tangy’s bio I guess? it just won’t have any screenshots LMAO. #also I know this isn’t in the Ivalice raid at all but I was just banging out a silly expression I’ve had in mind fo So Long #ffxiv screenshots #picpost

[seirxi]

i hate being mediocre in languages i get genuine language fatigue when speaking japanese or spanish and anyway this is a really long winded way of saying that a lot of my relatives only speak japanese or spanish and I wear clown shoes the entire time

#sei rants #vent #kinda #it makes me feel dumb that I’m only fluent in English… #like there is NO reason I shouldn’t be fluent in all 3 #plus so many of my friends are half like me #but they’re all fluent #im the only one too dumb fr!!!! #whenever I’m hanging out with my Spanish speaking friends and I’m barely keeping up LOL #this is just on my mind a lot bc I moved to japan for a bit #and my japanese makes me feel so pathetic

[ohno-the-sun]

Don’t get me wrong I love the boys as terrifying beasts and weird mythical beings and of course robots

But human aus hit different to me

I know most people don’t like human aus but I absolutely adore them

I love human aus so much- if sun and moon are human in your au I am so there I will defend them with my life

And if they mix in fantasy elements or elements of their skrunkly normal selves😩👌 so good omg literally my kryptonite

#literally thinking of starrspice and maudiemoods as I’m typing this #like them just being pathetic guys #omg also lynfern their stuff is so good I’m gonna cry #or like regular old people #working dead end jobs with incredibly typical lives #that is to funny to me #and also so much more relatable #anyway lol ranting #if human aus have one fan it’s me I’m that fan #if human aus have 0 fans then I’m dead

[my-dear-ceramic-frogs]

Bella B goes dancing

#bella my charater of all time I love her so much #this post does not endorse duncan I fuckin hate him #but at the same time I do love him as a character. god what a little bitch lol #pathetic man. and not in a tumblr way I’m talking honest to god plain old pathetic. and it is very entertaining. #poor things #bella baxter #poor things fanart #fanart #i'm going to read the book soon i'm excited #i heard it's very different from the movie

[why-the-heck-not]

hate hate hate the feeling of turning in a part of an assignment and being hella embarrased abt how it is :3 like, feeling someone’s just gonna email me like ”hey?? what the fuck ??? what are u doing here this is garbage” like yeah dude i dont know what to tell you, things did not go well this week

#doing one that’s like a bigger thing but has weekly deadlines #and this week hasn’t been good for that so it’s like very fucking pathetic of how little I got done #and it’s all basically shit anyways like i know it doesn’t work and won’t work with the way I’m going about it #also I’m only submitting the previous version bc i don’t even fuckin know what’s going on with this current one #like the code’s all bad and all over the place and I have no clue where i’m trying to go with it #so it’s like i basically didn’t get shit done this week #only made myself more confused #i need to take a step back and like really fuckin think what I’m going to do with this bc it’ll just get worse if I just keep trying to go #with this shitty thing i have on my hands rn #and also im like over an hour late already bc gotta write a weekly report and idk what the fuck to say like #’’oops sorry dude it’s shit rn i have no clue what’s going on but also dont have anything i could ask help with bc im too confused so it’s #just uhh this thing now; a mess <3’’ #the way i’ve been handling this course like ?? uh oh will i ever have the audacity to step a foot to my campus ever again lol #yes im now writing this to procrastinate writing that weekly report thing #ughhh yes im hella positive rn all is shit #(also there was parliamentary election today and it didn’t end well so that might be why everything feels 5x more shitty rn) #april 2023 #2023

[mysticqueer]

I think the most fucking heartbreaking part of just about any route, is the absolute and unconditional trust that Seven has for V.

but… how much of that trust is genuine, and how much is fueled by fear? of course he has to trust V. he’s already entrusted the most precious thing in his life to V- so of course he’s scared to even consider the idea that he might not be trustworthy. he’s put so much faith in him already, and if he doesn’t have that faith, then what does he have? Sevens not ready to even consider to accept the possibility that he “failed” his brother, and who can blame him?

#and the fact that just after this #seven described himself as suspicious and untrustworthy… #polar opposite to V’s constant ‘trust me and everything will work out’ #it’s just #ugh #I hate v so much I’m sorry #this is a V hate club #ofc no judgement to people who do like him #we all love pathetic men sometimes lol #mystic messenger #mysmes #saeran choi #saeyoung choi #mm 707 #mysme #Mysme V

[greenvillainredemption]

Broke: Alma is homophobic

Woke: None of the characters are homophobic

Bespoke: It’s a catholic town in the early 1900s girl everyone is homophobic

#encanto #my words #this is a joke I am bi. or lesbian idk. I’ve always known I like women nbd and I find guys cute sometimes but male genitals make me puke #POINT IS I’m not tryna be homophobic out here lol I just think I’m funny #also there’s a lot of different interpretation when it comes to a kids movie #like yeah it’s in the 50s or something but it’s also disney so like canonically i don’t think anyone is actually homophobic at least not #openly. because disney #but also if ur an adult wanting more realistic fics in real 50s rather than disneyified 50s it feels out of place to hc characters as openly #gay and nobody else says a thing about it #like its all about how accurate u want the setting to be idk #also this post is mostly a response to homophobic Alma headcanons because like why her just cuz she’s old?? #pathetic. in today’s time they’re all old (or like dead I’m not doing math)

[wool-string]

#my art #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen ijichi #jjk nanami #yuji itadori #jjk ijichi #I’m so late but I finally started jjk #my god I’m sorry but I’m so attracted to that pathetic ass man lol #ofc yuji is my fav character cause I like the idiots #but ijichi is doing numbers in my brain #I love when they have short black hair #the clumsy and pathetic vibe is a huge plus #nanami is cool too