#i'm a horrible person

[cinamun]

*16 tabs open, the sims 4 running for 2 days straight, music playing in one tab, video paused in another, photoshop and screen recorder open and closed multiple times, swre running, fans screaming*

*remembers game is open and proceeds to bulldoze and place down a big ass 50x40 fully furnished lot*

*game crashes*

Me: EA ain't shit because why did my game just crash for no reason??

#I'm a horrible person #ignore me

[more-profound-bond]

Erik: Am I in trouble?

Charles: Take a guess.

Erik: No?

Charles: Take another guess.

#cherik incorrect quotes #spoiler #yes #yes you are in trouble erik #i would recommend you to run #i doubt charles will outrun you #i'm sorry #i'm a horrible person #i know #cherik #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #professor x #magneto #x men

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

When the food at your friend's barbecue slaps

#i'm a horrible person #yellowjackets #yellowjackets spoilers

[spookyblazecoffee]

Mr. and Mrs. Baudelaire be like:

#ASOUE #A Series of Unfortunate Events #Mr. Baudelaire #Mrs. Baudelaire #I'm a horrible person #ASOUE jokes #A Series of Unfortunate Events jokes

[saebaragi]

just read a hurt/no comfort fic and... i'm horrible, it was so so terrible, the big angst tag didn't lie but I'm really horrible... i was laughing and having fun...

#random stuff on my account like usual #this was so horrible #it was so sad why was i laughing #and smiling #i'm horrible #i'm a horrible person #i'm so mean #that was so mean #hurt/no comfort #angst fic #angst #angst reader #fanfiction #fanfic #fic #sad fanfiction

[4rtsymugzzz]

will I always be this unhappy?

#vent post #vent #I hate myself #i wanna kms #i'm a horrible person #tw? #sorry for being depressing #depressing shit #losing my mind #I need to get a diagnosis or something because sometimes I feel like something is off about me

[aarilaa]

My dad just proudly announced his weight at the lunch table and turns out he fucking weighs less than me even while fully clothed, at the same time my mom only ate like one bite bc she's sick atm I want to scream :)

#anorexcya #ed bullshit #ana trigger #ed not ed sheeran #ed not sheeren #ed relapse #tw ana diary #tw ed diet #tw self destructive behavior #i need to lose so much weight #why am i like this #ana rant #i'm a horrible person #4n0r3xia #4n4rexia #4norexi4

[gfanlocalcryptid]

Sometimes, when I see a post that I slightly disagree with, instead of writing what I think I feel the urge to write the complete opposite. And if someone told me I was wrong, I would keep going.

"That tv series fandom acts like it invented queer representation"

Me: it did.

"But it objectively didn't."

Me: no, it did. It actually has the only queer representation in media.

"... Are you stupid?"

Alright, I never did it because I'm not that kind of troll, but it would be too funny!

#i/me/myself #i'm a horrible person

[dicapriho]

woman at work always has a croaky voice and doesn't clear her throat enough but then also she clears her throat too much i can't explain it

#am i just being intolerant #woman needs a fucking strepsil my god #it's constant #i'm a horrible person

[ghiessa]

#mitch marner #toronto maple leafs #nhl #hockey #it happen at the start of the period #right after locker room time #500 points #i'm a horrible person #hair

[this-cat-is-d]

Just found out that my favorite artist blocked me on Twitter. It is so unbelievably over

#i know not what I did but whatever it was I regret it immensely #I'm a horrible person

[oh-lacy]

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#i'm a horrible person #i'm the worst sister and daughter and the worst part about it is that i'm trying #i'm trying so hard and yet i'm still a fucking disappointment

[paganinpurple]

Okay, I want to pre-empt this to clarify that I'm not making fun of rape or sexual assault. I'm nervously laughing at myself as a way to cope with the thought that I may be a bad person - as what a horrible thing to find funny.

So I saw this poster on the bus today, one of a million typical NHS-related or anti-hate posters we have here all the time:

And my first thought was that SARCS (Sexual Assault Response Coordination Service) sounds like it's short for sarcastic.

So I imagined someone going to them for help to be told very sarcastically that it's a horrible thing to happen to you, and of course, it's gonna effect you badly.

And I hate myself, but it made me internally laugh.

#I'm a horrible person #although I'm aware this is a bad thought which is why I feel bad #let's play Is It The ADHD Or Am I Just Fucked Up?

[placebogirl7]

Sad story: months ago I put a reminder on my phone to not forget to wish @miskatsura happy birthday. I also checked his birthday date on a old Tumblr post to be sure. Guess what? I put it in the wrong month! 😭😭😭 I’m like Kogoro who always forget / fucks up birthday dates...

Sorry again @miskatsura, I hope you like this silly/funny post and forgive me again. You are allowed to give me lots of chanclazos! Happy belate birthday! 

#miskatsura #i'm a horrible person #I fucked up the date #birthday #detective conan #mary sera #kogoro mouri

[arcsin27]

*reblogs a fuckton of controversial posts that would get you banned from twitter, doxxed, and cut off from all your friends as private posts, like screaming into a bottle and chucking it into the ocean* self care 😌

#i'm a horrible person #sometimes i just hit my limit bro #and the rage comes out #god almighty i hope tumblr never glitches and reveals private posts. that shits private. its all either tragic or edgy #no i will not elaborate

[perdidit-vulpes]

ugh i feel bad. really, really bad

#i should communicate my needs #but i just. don't. because i feel annoying and i feel like shit #scared of. just. them not being able to be met #more scared of them trying to meet them and end up burning out #just #ugh #i spent five hours talking to my assaulter (+ 2 hours with irl) because he's the only one that reaches out to give me attention #so i don't feel bad about. asking. #this is why i like to schedule things. bc then they can. plan for it. #with like. spoons and shit. #i'm a horrible person