Whose first crush was Jeff Goldblum and how many people did it start with this scene???
When I was 6 I met him at a con. He patted my head and told me I was the most adorable child he had every seen.
I have never been the same.
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I LOVE JURASSIC PARK
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Ian Malcolm trying ’1984’ and then proceeding to try his little sister’s birthday is actually one of the funniest moments in cinematic history, dont even @ me
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I still think this is one of the greatest gifs ever made
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so, objectively, jurassic world dominion was not the best jurassic movie. but… it was. i mean. alan and ellie alone made the movie.
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ian cooks excellently and extravagantly but for fun, and when hes not in the mood its microwave meals all the way. ellie cooks staples very well. simple but gorgeous. the most addictive lasagna you'll ever see. and alan??? alan can cook well when he has a detailed recipe and if he doesn't get The Sensory Ick while doing it
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baby girl ong
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Listen, I do not care, I loved Dominion. Say what you will, but I was here for Ellie and Allen, and boy did I get them. Actually don't give a shit about the plot bro the nostalgia! The parallels! The references! Them three! Rexy! Blue and baby Blue!
I was absolutely obsessed with Jurassic Park as a kid, and as an adult I could dig deep and criticize but no thank you. It was magic for me. I was 7 again.
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Correctly Incorrect:
Rexy: RAWR
Ian: GET YOUR F----ING DOG BOI
Hammond: It don't bite.
Ian: YES IT DO-
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Me: I don’t have a type
My best friend: oh yes you do *lists off names of most of my fictional husband*
My best friend: in short your type is traumatized tall skinny white boy
Me:
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Yesterday was the second to last art stream before beginning the all-gaming-streams schedule (art video content will move to TT and YT). Since I'm playing Untitled Goose Game tomorrow and the goose appears to have a tendency to nick people's stuff, it was decided I should draw the titular goose after he's pilfered the accessories of various characters suggested in a series called:
Rise of the Goose
The Tri-Honk
The Boy who Honked
Honker of Time
Ministry of Silly Waddles
Inigo Honktoya
Ian Malcom's Honk Theory
Guardian Honker
Bob Honk
Groucho Honx
Galdalf the Goose
The Dread Pirate Honkerts
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had a dream that my mother let me buy a really nice book (yk like leather cover, gold leaf pages) and it was just a smutty alan grant x ian malcom fanfic
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