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spectracully · 3 years

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crash the crush.

pairings : senior student!xiaojun x sophomore student!reader warnings : profanity, underage drinking, mentions of drugs genre : fluff, a bit of crack? highschool!au word count : 4.3k

summary : what are the odds of crashing into your crush during the neighborhood-friendly run and mutual friends party?

You were pissed off when your mum said you need to work your lazy ass off. Well, if it's on the summer break, you'll most likely agree with her. But it's only the weekend, and you've been studying your ass off these days. A lazy weekend is something you earned, but your mum decided to rain on your lazy parade.

With all those groans and deep sighs, you storm off your house wearing your workout gear. Not much, only a windbreaker jacket paired with shorts and running shoes. Popping your airpods on both of your ears to blast some jams, you take some light jogging steps on your neighborhood. It's only 4.30 pm, and kinda windy, why the fuck are you doing this? That's right, because mum literally compared you to your neighbor's daughter, Giselle, who recently won a karate tournament. Now mum won't even shut up how much she wants an active daughter, not the lazy one. Yikes.

Back to the streets by Saweetie & Jhene Aiko plays, and you hear a message notification on your airpods. Still on your light jogs, you glance at the notification.

yeri<3 : yo yeri<3 : wyd

You stop jogging for a while to write your bestfriend back. It's saturday, she's probably asking you to hangout along with the gang. Yeri gets easily bored at home and in constant need of hanging out.

y/n : running 💃 💃 💃 y/n : mum said i need to be giselle

You continue your pace while waiting for her reply. You can see your neighborhood clearly now, seeing the details, since you always go to school in a sleepy state, not really noticing the environment, and also going home from school mostly sleeping in your brother's car.

The notification rings again. It must be Yeri.

yeri<3 : bitch thats a dancing emoji yeri<3 : running in a weather like this? yeri<3 : damn straight u wanna be giselle

You chuckle as you’re about to type the messages once more, the weather is fine, what the hell is she talking about? But then Yeri is still typing.

yeri<3 : n e ways yeri<3 : party at lucas' 8pm yeri<3 : be there or be fucking square 💀 💀 💀

You sigh. There she goes. No other option than tag along with her, but it's not like you hate it anyway. Lucas' party is always awesome, you and your friends also will get a VIP pass because he's a good friend of yours too, despite the fact that you're not even in the same grade as him, he's one year above you and Yeri.

y/n : weather is nice dont jinx it y/n : fine but pick me up y/n : cuz doyoung won't let me drive his car

You send the messages to Yeri to prove her the weather is fine, and indicates that you agree to go to Lucas' house tonight, it's a great night to probably get wasted after all those tiring run mum decided to toss on you. It's gonna be fun, anyways. But the thing about hanging out with Lucas and his senior friends.. You might've developed a big fat crush with one of Lucas' closest friends, Xiaojun.

You barely had an interaction with him, though, because he's usually the quiet and calm one in Lucas' closest friends group. Lucas himself is already so fucking loud, not to mention Hendery, the good-looking clown and moodmaker. There's also Jungwoo, the one who looks very calm but actually won't shut up once you talk to him. Mark too, the giggly one with some lame jokes. Well, going to Lucas' party tonight means you can see Xiaojun, probably getting the chances that you'll have some interaction over some boozes or something is also quite high.

After feeling all warmed up, you decide to give yourself a run around the block. Yeri's right, it's a funny weather to run. It's windy, but the more you stay outside, the cloud is getting darker and darker. You also knew that you're not really alone, who's doing this athletic bullshit in this kind of weather, you noticed that a boy is also doing this silly run when you were typing messages to Yeri. Probably just another neighbor's child being scolded by his mum of how Giselle is so athletic that his mum also wants an active son? Welp, you didn't see his face anyway, you were glued to the phone when you saw the figure running from the side.

It's not even a minute after you started running, Yeri already replied again. Is she really that bored that she doesn't have anything to do?

yeri<3 : ok i'll pick u up at 7 yeri<3 : um.. its fucking raining, y/n yeri<3 : go home and take a shower yeri<3 : pick ur clothes and put on some makeup instead yeri<3 : its saturday night, activate your hoe protocol yeri<3 : mr xiaojun is going to be there tonight

You stop running and stare at her messages. Raining? Is she drunk or what? It's not even 5pm yet and here she is, hallucinating-

Oop. There it goes. You feel some water drops on your head. Your hand. It was slow at first, but then the raindrops are getting harder and harder, it's pouring.

"Motherfu-" you let out a curse, you should've trusted Yeri on this. As an intuitive homo sapiens with XX chromosomes, you scan through the streets, looking for some shelter to wait the rain to stop. Spotting a bus stop with a large steel canopy, you run like your life depended on it, avoiding the rain.

Finally arriving, you sigh and sit on the installed chair, typing messages to Yeri.

y/n : omg bitch ur right its raining y/n : should've pretended im dead in my room so mum wont bug me y/n : u know what after the rain ends im gonna sprint back home and take a fucking shower y/n : the universe doesnt like it when im trying to be giselle, it gave me rain instead

You sigh as you shuffle through your playlist, looking for some fun jams to pass your time through the rain, when somebody suddenly approaches you.

"Hi, do you mind if I take a seat here?" a boy asks, pointing to the chair next to you. You look up, and suddenly the next thing you wanna do is ascend your soul the fuck out of your body to the sky.

Oh boy. It's Xiaojun. The boy you won't shut up about. He’s wearing a white loose tank and grey sweatpants, drenched in his own sweat. Oh god. This is truly an attack for you. What the fuck is he doing here? And why must you meet him at your mess like being all salty because of those running fiasco and the rain? While wearing your not-so-fashionable workout gear and not-so-tidy ponytails? Oh god.

You can feel your heart is about to explode when you realize that he is actually the person who is also doing the stupid running at this very weather, you just didn't notice it sooner because you were on your damn phone. Damn, mum was right, everything happened because you were always on your damn phone.

"No, of course! Take a seat!" you answer him, trying your best to crack your sweetest smile although it's more like sweatiest not sweetest.

He smiles back at you, taking a seat next to you, then his eyes get back to his phone, completely glued. Damn this is the only cardio that is worth it, no running, no jumping, no huff that huff this, only sitting next to Xiaojun on a rainy day on a bus stop. Wonderful.

You quickly whip up the messaging app to type all kinds of gibberish and send it to Yeri. She knows what shit is about to go down when you speak gibberish to her.

y/n : FUCKJSHSJJSKSJK YERI y/n : OH MY FUCKING GOD SJSGSJSHSKJSK

Lucky you, Yeri has nothing to do than respond to your messages, she stays put on the chat room.

yeri<3 : OMG BITCH WHAT yeri<3 : SKSHSJJSKS YOU SCARED ME

y/n : HE's FUCKING HERE AHSJSHSJEK

yeri<3 : OMG WHOS HE?? yeri<3 : THE DEVIL??? IS HE GONNA TAKE UR SOUL? SKEJSJKSKSK

y/n : XIAOJUN y/n : TURNS OUT HE ALSO LIVES IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD

yeri<3 : ASKJSJSKSK WHAT yeri<3 : HOW

y/n : KAHSKSJKS omg bitch y/n : i was sheltering myself from the goddamn rain y/n : im in bus stop rn y/n : this angel came to accompany me y/n : HE WAS RUNNING TOO OMG y/n : omg yeri just so u know if im not there when u pick me up y/n : its bc im in church getting married with my man xiaojun

yeri<3 : BITCH OMG SKSKSKSKK yeri<3 : GET MARRIED RN yeri<3 : WAIT dont waste the chance yeri<3 : talk to him rn!!!

You swear you're about to scream when Yeri sends that. She was actually right, this is your chance to talk to him, considering that you didn't really interact that much with him. But really? He didn't even say a word when he sat, probably didn't even remember your name? The disappointment slowly gets into your head.

You freeze on the spot. torn between wanting to talk to him and just let it slide, you'll see him again tonight as Lucas' house, right?

Just when you decide to give up and not say a word, he turns his head to you.

"Hey, I didn't know you live in this neighborhood too," he starts.

Oh god. If every time your heart beats fast you get a dollar, you'd probably have your own private island by now.

You try to play it cool when actually on the inside you wanna scream I LIKE YOU to his face rn. "Oh? Oh yes, my house is number 13." you answer calmly,

He cracks a smile, “13? You’re Doyoung’s little sister?”

Oh god. What the fuck is this clownery? He knows Doyoung? Why and how? At this rate you just wanna evaporate to the rain, what if Doyoung actually knows that you liked Xiaojun and he spills it? Oh god.

You smile back at him, holding the panic you’ve been keeping since he mentioned Doyoung’s name. “Yep. I’m his sister.”

“Oh god, why didn’t I notice that earlier? I could’ve taken care of you at school!” he exclaims, and you sure you just wanna evaporate to the rain. Him? Taking care of you at school? YES PLEASE!

You let out a small giggle, trying to be as calm as possible when in reality you’re very sure you just wanna melt like a goddamn popsicle on a hot summer day. “So, how do you know my brother, actually?”

He laughs a bit, wiping away the sweat on his forehead. Oh god, he’s just so beautiful. “Well.. Doyoung and I used to be a dynamic duo in the school's choir, until he graduated.”

Oh, that. Doyoung is pretty serious about his career in the school’s choir, but you did not expect that Xiaojun is actually a part of it. Of course, he has the face of an angel, the voice is included.

“Now I know why Doyoung never let me come to his house. Turns out he has a cute- I mean, h-he has a sister, and that’s you! M-Maybe he’s afraid I’ll bother you or s-something.” he continues, stuttering a bit, and letting out an awkward laugh. You laugh again, feeling the blood rushing to your cheeks that you can’t hide no more. DID HE JUST SAY DOYOUNG HAS A CUTE SISTER? DID HE JUST SAY YOU’RE CUTE? DID HE-

But then, good things always come to an end. The goddamn rain stops. Oh fuck, no more chitter chatter with the dear crush. Just when it is the fucking time you need to hear the goddamn wedding bells, the rain decided to stop on your rain parade. Fuck.

He looks up, and seems like noticing the rain has stopped. “Well, Y/n. Lucas is having a party tonight, are you coming?”

You can feel your cheeks are still heating from his words, you shyly nod to him. Welp, maybe the rain has stopped, but this stupid crush? No. It goes on. Very much.

He stands up, straightening his white loose tank, getting ready to probably sprint back home. “Okay. See you tonight then, I’m going home. Have a good run!” he says as he walks away from the bus stop, leaving you dumbfounded. And lovestruck. That’s a win, alright.

Xiaojun slowly fades away from your view, and you’re still drowning on your pool of love. Yep, that’s it. You can’t even hold it, you quickly dial Yeri’s number to break out the news.

“What is it, Y/n? You literally left me on read for like 14 minutes straight and now you-”

“YERI LISTEN I’M GETTING MARRIED TONIGHT AND THAT’S A FUCKING FACT!” you shout to the phone, you can picture Yeri is probably goggling out her eyes right now.

“Girl, just because Xiaojun just asked you why the fuck were you running at times like this it doesn’t mean-”

“HE CALLED ME CUTE!” you blurted out,cutting her sentences for the second time,

“-you’re getting married- WHAT?? HE CALLED YOU WHAT?” Yeri yelled from the phone, now it’s pretty clear that Yeri is probably jumping her ass off right now.

You sprint your way to home, while holding your phone to your ears, continuing to give Yeri the details about the bus stop conversation you had earlier. Now she’s just yelling at you to pick the right dress and pamper yourself up, the probability you’ll marry Xiaojun at Lucas’ party is increasing. Sure it does.

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It’s 11.28 PM, 3 hours and a half since you and Yeri just arrived at Lucas’ house, escaping from Doyoung’s warning to you, to get back in one piece, and most importantly, sober. As if you’re gonna leave Lucas’ house sober, that’s funny, alright. You and Yeri were greeted by Yangyang and Donghyuck, who are currently setting up the table for snacks and drinks. That was probably the first time you saw Donghyuck ever setting up something, because if not, Jungwoo would’ve set his ass on fire.

The party madness has started, seems like everybody already has enough alcohol running on their system. Lucas is already losing his shirt and starts twerking in the middle of his house along with Jaemin and Jungwoo. Ah yes, the thot trio already started their thing, and all you have to do is just stay back and avoid getting dragged to the dance mess, because the chance of Jungwoo and Jaemin will start grinding at you is kinda high right now.. Considering their.. Twerking fiasco.

You sit back on the couch and watch your friends getting crazy over the playlist Yangyang made just for this event, sipping on your cocktails that Donghyuck put god-knows-what in it, he said it’s just cherry juice mixed with gin and brandy, but somehow it tastes kinda citrusy. You glance to the right, only to see Yeri making out with some random guy (probably one of Lucas’ friends named Changbin but oh well, that’s Yeri’s business).

Slightly grossed out and sad because apparently you’re not making out with Xiaojun right now, you make your way to the patio, and find the crowd that circle around a spinning bottle. Interested, you join Jeno, Mark, Renjun, Yeji, Hyunjin, Sungchan, Karina, Vernon, Hendery, and of course, the (hottest) most important person right now, Xiaojun.

“Welcome! As a newly joined member.. Truth or dare?” Jeno greets you as you take a seat between Mark and Sungchan. Well, you’d love to sit beside Xiaojun, but apparently, that seat is already taken by Hendery and Vernon.

You silently glance at Xiaojun, who is wearing a denim jacket with light-yellow knit top underneath, paired with white trousers. Damn, he looks so damn good that you wanna cry a river.

Your head comes back to the question Jeno asked. Today’s your day, be bold or bald. It’s time. “Well, I’m not gonna put my drunk antics to waste. Dare then.” you answer boldly, earning a few ‘ooooh’s from your friends.

Jeno snickers. Well, fuck. Guess you’re a bit too damn bold tonight, the realization suddenly hits you like a fucking trainwreck, Jeno is kinda extreme for games like this. Wrong choice, y/n. You gulp as you wait for Jeno to come up with something.

“I dare you to kiss Xiaojun!” Jeno exclaims, clapping both of his hands like a goddamn happy seal. Mark and Hendery are high-fiving right now, throwing whistles around Xiaojun, who is silent as a fucking rock.

Oh god. Things you’ve said about not putting your drunk antics to waste should’ve stayed in that goddamn draft. This is where Jeno takes you, even though you’re secretly happy that you finally get to kiss your goddamn crush, that shit is EMBARRASSING. If you wanna evaporate to the waters, then it’s probably the right time to do it.

But why Xiaojun though? Is your big fat crush on him too obvious?

You freeze on the spot as you awkwardly smile and stare at Jeno. This shit can’t be real. Jeno is goddamn crazy. You can feel the air is getting hot, whether it’s because the alcohol starts kicking in, or just because the blood is rushing through your head.

“Scared, aren’t you?” Jeno taunts you, sipping his beer as the rest of the group laugh except you and Xiaojun, who is currently staring at you with a questionable expression. Is he pleased? Or is he pissed? Oh god.

“I-I’m not!” you answer him, leaning to Xiaojun, gulping once more before asking him, “You’re okay with this though?”

Xiaojun smirks, “How can I say no to you?” he asks back, accompanied by a few ‘ayyy~’ from the boys, sending butterflies to your stomach. Your face is probably as red as a tomato by now.

Good god. Is this the same Xiaojun who is quiet, calm, and collected among his friends? Why suddenly he is so bold? Oh, he’s probably just drunk and won’t remember this kiss anyway.. You lean closer to him, closing the gap between his face and yours by sealing the kiss. His lips are soft yet firm, almost like a grape jelly you had earlier this afternoon, with a hint of vodka, of course.

After a few seconds, you finally pull out and linger your eyes on him. It’s beautiful, and mesmerizing. You just wish that you can see it again, and only for you, no one else. As you get back to your seat, you take one more last glance at him, that is currently also glancing at you, with his cheeks red.

Okay. You definitely heard the wedding bells, thanks Jeno. That’s probably one of your dreams, and thanks to Jeno, it came true. But unfortunately, Xiaojun probably won’t feel the same, or worse, he’ll probably forget about it tomorrow.

Everyone claps, exchanging happy exclaims and cheers as if you just said ‘I do’ to Xiaojun lol, when in reality, you were just doing the dare Jeno gave you. You gulp bitterly as the game goes on and on.

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It’s an hour past midnight, 1.12 AM to be exact. Thank god you’re not that shitfaced, but Yeri is. She is not even capable of doing anything anymore except being all smiley and shit, Changbin already drove her home like fifteen minutes ago, leaving you behind in Lucas’ lair. You suddenly felt the urge to thank god that Yeri made a fantastic decision last minute before picking you up, she used a taxi instead of driving. If she hadn’t, you’re probably stuck driving her home right now.

You scan through the house while leaning through the stair railings, looking for an easy target to get a free ride. Finally spotted your friends, you now have 3 choices : Donghyuck (who is currently seducing some random girl), Yangyang (who is now playing mobile games with Jaemin and Chenle), or Mark (who recently just hit a goddamn blunt, but he’s very capable to drive).

You sip your glass of water, making up your mind for your ride home. But then, suddenly someone taps on your shoulder.

“Do you wanna go home? Like, right now? I can drive you- I mean, our house is like, near.” you hear Xiaojun speaking to you, holding his car keys on his left hand.

Good gracious, is this even real? Like, Xiaojun, is actually asking you to go home with him? Is this real? Or are you just hallucinating from the goddamn weed you take 10 minutes ago from Lucas?

You stare at him blankly. He bit his lip, “I mean- If you wanna stay longer- or probably-”

“Yes, of course! Let’s go.” you smile at him, cutting off his words.

3 times in a day. Good job, Y/n! The wedding is up ahead!

He smiles and gives you a gesture, “Ladies first.”

The drive is not as awkward as you thought. Turns out, Xiaojun is full of surprise though, you nearly choked when he said he once formally apologized to Doyoung before he stood up to defend the dignity of Mint Chocolate Chip flavored ice cream. It’s delightful to find out that he has similar tastes as you, from ice cream flavor to music and school subjects.

Xiaojun also told you the reason why he was on the run earlier, he was bored. Damn, look at it, the difference between a forced daughter whose mum wants an active child, and a bored model-student. He said he didn’t expect to see you because he was embarrassed, he was drenched in sweat.

You can feel the butterflies on your stomach grow wilder and wilder from every word he said, or maybe it’s just the way he smiles when he talks to you? Welp, if it’s anything to do with Xiaojun, you’ll most likely get butterflies.

Just when you thought he was drunk, he is not. He’s capable of driving you home and carrying on some fun convos, also remembering little things. So.. perhaps, he is not going to forget the kiss you shared because of Jeno’s dare?

As you keep on exchanging conversation with him, suddenly it’s time to get off his car and get back to your house, get ready to deal with Doyoung’s nags and scolds for getting home this late.

You giggle as you take the seat belt off, smiling at the brown haired boy.

“Thank you for driving me home, Xiaojun. It was fun.” you say to him, waving him goodbye as you open the door. He smiles and waves back at you.

Just when you’re about to open the gate of your house, you hear the sound of slamming car doors. You turn around and see Xiaojun standing in front of you, eyes sparkling like a goddamn star. Unfortunately, it’s not Christmas.. If it is, all you want for Christmas is to stare at Xiaojun’s beautiful eyes all day, and probably get married to him.

“Um.. Y/n.. I don’t know how to say this but.. The kiss you gave me earlier, it’s kinda..” he starts, smiling sheepishly.

Oh god, what now? It’s kinda what? Gross? You swear you’ll kill Jeno if you hear that from Xiaojun.

You gaze at him as you wait for him to complete his sentences.

“It’s kinda.. Making me feel.. Things.” he finally continues, rubbing the back of his neck while looking away from you, flustered. It’s pretty cute.

You giggle at him a little, the butterflies come back, or maybe they never even left?

“Don’t laugh, Y/n. I’m being honest, I was pretty embarrassed to run into you during sheltering, and now you’re laughing at me for-”

You let out a big laugh before you pull him to another kiss. This one is a bit longer, more passionate and intimate, unlike the one you had before. He cups your cheek as you feel him smiling during the kiss.

“I’m sorry if I invaded your privacy- but your fast typing was very.. Intriguing.. I might’ve seen you texting Yeri at the bus stop.” he giggles after you pull out from the kiss.

Yikes. You feel like you’re about to burst now. He saw you texting Yeri? What kind of clownery is this? Did he see you typing- oh god, that’s too embarrassing to remember.

“No! That’s too embarrassing!” you cover your face, he laughs once more.

“Now, which church are we going to? I’m pretty sure you said we’re getting married tonight, right?” he takes your hands off your face, grinning widely.

You pout and lightly hit him, only to be attacked by his hugs a second later. Aww, finally, dreams do come true. You stay on his embrace for a few more minutes, no talking, just comfortable silence and realization that you’re on Xiaojun’s arms right now.

You glance at your watch, Doyoung would be furious by now. Telling him that you really have to go before Doyoung can rise from his sleep and beat your ass, you finally wave goodbye to him as he gets back to his car.

Finally entering the house, you’re greeted by Doyoung who’s standing in front of you, holding a bowl of salad on his right hand.

“So, kissing Xiaojun in front of my salad?” he raises his eyebrow.

You stick out your tongue as you make your way upstairs. Technically, not in front of Doyoung’s salad, because the door was closed. He’s probably looking through the window, such a nosy brother. You laugh at the thought of Doyoung getting furious while eating his salad as you get a message.

Xiaojun : so, see you at school? Xiaojun : can’t wait to hold your hand on monday ;)

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fluffymcu · 4 years

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The Date (Bucky x reader x Steve)

@il0veyoujk requested: Heyyyy, can you write a ff where Buck (your older bro) and Steve are back from a mission but you're not home and they somehow discover you're on a date and when you get back home they tickle you with tickles (mouth tickles mostly) to make you admit it and give them more details?? (If you don't want to it's okayyyy) Also your ACC is A-MA-ZING!! Keep going!!

Sure! This idea is cute! Ill try my best. This is ModernAU! Bucky and Steve. But they still kinda have the same 40’s past, but Bucky has short hair here and two fresh arms. Don’t get me wrong I love Bucky just the way he is but I felt like modernAU Bucky fit this fic better.

If you haven’t already, the second part to my Letting Loose series is out, but didn’t show up on tags and it’s not getting much love :( if you haven’t read it you might wanna check it out :)

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Your boys were out on a mission for quite a few days now, and you...were on a date!

No you had not told them about it. Why? Because the were EXTREMELY overprotective! Especially your older brother, Bucky. He denied the accusation that he hated when you went on dates, but you knew deep down he would always not like it when you'd go out with someone. Steve was overp too, but it was really Bucky that would start the fire and Steve would ride along with just as much passion. So when a cute guy you'd met at a coffee shop yesterday asked you out, you said yes, deciding not to tell the boys. Besides, you didn't know how it would go; maybe it would just be a one time thing. They didn't need to know. And you definitely didn't need them bugging you the whole day, bombar you with questions about the guy and how he treated you and what kind of guy he was and so on.

So you just decided to leave it at that and keep it a subtle secret. You went to your room to go get ready in your shared apartment with Bucky and Steve, and put on some light makeup and picked your outfit. Once you were satis with your look, you grabbed your wallet, keys, and phone and drove out to meet Jackson at the new pizza joint a few blocks away.

Unbeknownst to you, Bucky and Steve has come home from the mission early. Just your luck. They came home to an empty apartment and to be honest they were a bit confused.

"Y/n actually left the bed? Why would she be out, it's not like she has a life," Bucky said carelessly, looking around the apartment for you. Steve chortled and shrigge, partly agreeing with him. You hardly ever went out. You loved staying inside your room and the boys would often tease you about it. But you didn't know why they were complaining, they dont even like it that much when you go out. It makes them ""nervous"".

You were having a lot of fun on your date. Jackson was a pretty nice guy and definitely surprised you with his kind personality. You had expected him to be... well, you didn't know. But he really did surprise you. Back at home, Bucky thought to look on the Life360 app to see if he could know where you're at. His jaw dropped and He looked at Steve incredulously.

"This girl really just turned off her location!" Steve's brows furrowed as he stepped closer to him to grab the phone from him.

"What? Why would she do that?" Steve hummed. Bucky presses his lips in a fine line while looking at Steve with an unamused smirk, taking the phone back in his hands.

"Cause she's bein' sneaky, that's why. We're gonna find out what she's been doin when she gets home." Bucky sighs, taking a seat on the couch to wait for you. He sighs deeper and pulls out his phone again to text you.

Your laughing at one of Jackson's jokes when your phone buzzes. "Oh, excuse me this'll just take a second." You smile, taking out your phone. Your shocked at the text you receive.

Where are you?? And why is your location off?

You don't even realize you let out a loud breath until your date calls your attention. "Is everything alright?" You look up at him before softening your features and giving him a smile.

"Of course! Just my brother being annoying." You chuckled, texting back a quick reply before shoving your phone back in your pocket.

None of your business :))

Bucky gasped offended, growing more and more suspicious of what you were up to. For the next 20 minutes of your date, your phone was buzzing every 3 seconds, getting on your nerves. You inhale deeply, feeling bad that you had to cut Jackson off in the middle of his story. "I'm so sorry, I have to sort some things out in the bathroom. That sounded weird. No, I just have to take care of somethi- I have to use the bathroom!" You sighed, shaking your head and getting up. "I'll be right back." You leave after Jackson nods and smiles.

When you're in a bathroom stall, you get out your phone and roll your eyes and groan in annoy at all the texts your brother has been spamming you with.

None of my business?

It is my business

Answer me

I know you know I'm texting you. Answer the phone dummy 👁👅👁

Answer the phooone 🤪

I'm not gonna stop until you answerrrrrr

Helloooooo

Knock knock :)

Helloooo darling sister???

Where are youuuu?

“Ughhh.” You groan, texting him back before heading back out to your date.

Stop being annoying!! It’s not healthy ;)

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The date went well, until your brother decide to annoy the crap out of you, but overall, you really liked Jackson. You thanked him for the date and made your way home. You really didn’t want the date to end, because you were now dreading coming home, knowing you were going to be interrogated to death.

You prayed to god as you got closer to your floor that the boys were in their room so the you could slip in and sneak into your room with out being seen. But as fate would have it, they were waiting for you right in the open living room. You rolled your eyes and stepped into the apartment, setting your bag on the floor. Bucky and Steve immediately stood from the couch and put their hands on their hips in synch. “Where were you?” Bucky asked with a brow raised, looking you up and down noting you were pretty dressed up. The date had been pretty casual, but it was obvious that you put a little more effort than you usually put for doing random errands. You stayed there for a moment, standing there and feigning innocence before booking it to your bedroom. “Hey!” Bucky yelled, quickly running after you and catching you before you got to your bedroom.

He scooped you up quickly and dropped you on the couch, ignoring your weak threats and protests. He quickly straddled your waist to prevent you from escaping and Steve stepped closer to tower over the both of you. “Get off me!!” You spat, pushing at Bucky’s chest and punching his knees to get him off you.

“Tell us where you were.” Bucky said, brushing off your punches.

“Get OFF!!! I’m not telling you, it’s none. Of. Your. Business!” You growled, grabbing at Steve’s jeans to use him to crawl out from underneath your brother. Steve pulled away briefly to stop you and looked at you expectantly.

“Tell us where you’ve been, y/n.” Steve hummed. You pursed your lips and shook your head stubbornly. You were and adult and you could do your own things without them knowing about every little aspect in your life.

“I don’t need to tell you anything!” You yelled, pushing harshly at Bucky’s chest again. Bucky smirked and tased your side to warn you about what was about to go down. You flinched harshly and slapped at his shoulder, eliciting another squeeze at your side. You snorted, not wanting to give him the satisfaction but not being able to contain your laughter either. Bucky’s smirk grew as he began to pinch at your sides and ribs sporadically, making your laughter bubble up. “Quihihit it you jeheheherk!” You whined, failing at protecting yourself.

“Tell us where you went then, y/n!” He chuckled, keeping up his antics, using a hand to scribble into your belly. You couldn’t help the squeal that left your mouth as you turned side to side to try to distract yourself from the torturous feeling. Steve smirked and sat in the couch, next to your head and looked at you mischievously. “Still not gonna break?” He asked, grabbing your wrists in one hand and scratching lightly into your armpits. You shrieked at the feeling, pulling desperately at your arms and letting out loud belly laughter.

“STOHOHOHOP IHIHIT! IHIHIM NOT TELLING!” You yelled, cackling when Steve started moving his fingers faster.

“So stubborn. And ticklish.” Bucky hummed, lifting up your shirt and blowing a long raspberry on your belly, making sure to rub his stubble in it. You shriek, kicking your legs out, your stomach cramping a bit from all the laughter. Steve chuckled at your reaction and started fluttering his fingers under your chin and around your neck. It was hard to protect your neck because your arms were held above your head, so you had to just lay there and laugh it out. “She can never stand raspberries.” Steve chuckled fondly, laughing when you try to crane your neck down to bite him.

“She really can’t!” Bucky laughed, blowing another one right above your belly button to prove their point. “Now, think you’re ready to tell us where you went y/n? Or you wanna take some more?” He chuckled, giving you a break to breathe. Steve let your arms go for the moment and you panted, letting out residual giggles.

“Nohoho! I don’t have to tell you every little thing about my lihihife!” You whined, grabbing his hands to keep them at bay. Bucky tsk’ed and and shook his head at you before suddenly gasping.

“Did you go on a date?!” He asked, looking at Steve, his expression changing as well when he began to think about it.

You hesitated a bit before replying, giving it away instantly. “Nooo!”

“You did! You so did!” Bucky sang, starting you tickle you again, shaking into your ribs. You fell back in a fit of loud laughter and you shook your head side to side. Steve scoffed, still surprised at the discovery and stood up to sit at the opposite side, near your feet. “Tell us who he was! Where did you go!!” Bucky yelled, rubbing his beard up your side, all the way up to your ribs before nibbling on the skin. You let out an inhuman scream and began to push at his shoulders, but he wouldn’t move much. You went limp when you felt someone grab your feet in a headlock and start scribbling their fingers on your soles. Steve turned to look at you with a smirk and continued to torture you.

“It’s not hard, y/n, all you have to do is tell us where you’ve been and who’d you go with.” Steve sang, scribbling is fingers under your toes. It was no use trying to kick your feet out, you knew you weren’t getting out. Bucky decided to blow several tiny raspberries along your ribs and sides, switching over to the other side and doing the same.

“I HAHAHAHATE YOHOHOU!” You cackled, pulling at his hair. Bucky laughed and growled loudly before nestling his stubble in the crook of your neck and making nomming noises, just like he always used to do when you were younger. You let out a bunch of squeaky laughter, making Bucky chuckle.

“But you loved when I would tickle you!” He teased, mumbling into your neck. Your laughter was getting hoarse and with Steve spidering his fingers up to the spot behind you knees, and pinching your lower thighs, you knew you’d go insane if they didn’t stop soon.

“GUHUHUHUYS! STOHOHOP IT I MEHEHEAN IT!!” You squealed, kicking your legs out as much as you could. Steve chortled and stood up, motioning for Bucky to scoot over. Bucky stood up and you made your way to roll off the couch but Steve only took Bucky’s spot, straddling you and digging his fingers into your hips. You arched your back and let out a long squeal before bursting into hysterics, pushing at his hands. You were so desperate, that you actually looked to your brother for help, as if he was gonna help you. “BUHUHUHUCKY MAKE HIM STOHOHOHOP!”

Steve and Bucky looked at each other and laughed, Bucky shaking his head. “Geez, you’re tough to crack today! This must be some pretty interesting stuff that you wanna keep hidden from us... don’t worry though, we’ll get it outta ya eventually. We can stay here all night if we have to.” He sang, smirking when you shook your head at him.

“NOHOHO PLEHEHEASE! ILL TELL YOHOHOU!” You cried, knowing that they really weren’t going to stop until you told them. Also it was to the point where you couldn’t stand another second of this. You had to give in at some point. The boys cheered and got off of you, waiting patiently for you to catch your breath. “Gohohod. You guys ahahalmost killed me!” You yelled exhaustedly, sitting up a bit and holding your stomach. The boys looked at you with smirks and only shrugged.

“Yeah yeah. Anyway, tell us about the date. Was it a date?” Bucky asked. You sighed, rolling your eyes before telling them about Jackson and the date, and where you’d met him.

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“He’s not good enough for you.” Bucky grounded. You sucked your teeth and groaned.

“You say that about every guy! No one is gonna be good enough for you. You’d be happy with me just being single my whole life!”

“Exactly! No one deserves you!”

“Ughhh!”

“Bucky’s right! I mean, he didn’t even walk you home or anything. Did he buy you flowers? Did he come to pick you up? He’s not a true gentleman!” Steve exclaimed, Bucky nodding and agreeing with him.

“Guys! This isn’t the 40’s anymore! You know things are different. Even dates. I have my own car now. We just meet at the place and have our date. It’s not as... I don’t know it’s just not the same as the 40’s.” You sighed.

“Yeah, because romance and chivalry has been dying recently. Dates used to be so special and meaningful. Now it’s all just casual and no one even appreciates the quality of a good date anymore.” Bucky says, putting his hands in his hips. You sigh, looking away. Yes, that was true, but there was nothing you could do about it. Things change, sometimes even the best things. But the key was to adapt. And it was always easier for you to adapt to the modern world than it was for the boys. They had made many improvements, but they still had a few habits that stick with them to this day.

You just had to accept the fact that Bucky and Steve would always be protective of you no matter what, especially if it included dating. “Okay, you guys are right. Whatever. Can we just call it a night?” You asked, raising your eyebrows. Bucky rolled his eyes before nodding, offering a hand to help you off the couch. When you stood up, he pulled you into a hug and kissed your forehead.

“Goodnight dummyhead.” He smiled. You clenched you’re jaw and punched him lightly on the arm.

“Night, jerk.” You spat, giving Steve a hug and kiss as well before crashing on your bed and knocking out.

#ticklish!reader #tickle #tickle fight #avengers tickle #marvel tickle #tickle fluff #bucky tickles reader #steve tickles reader #bucky barnes x reader #bucky x reader #steve rogers x reader #steve x reader #avengers #marvel #marvel mcu #bucky barnes #captain america #steve rogers

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homosuckmale · 4 years

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Important Stuff

Dave fictive (traumagenic professionally diagnosed DID. anti-endo.)

Body age 27, but i id as 19, sometimes i age slide lower but the point is my body is over 18, do what u will w that info

Big gross nasty boy stridercest shipper. die mad abt it. very proship regardless of whatever qualifiers some think u need

asks/messenger always open, message me to talk or whatever, abt anything but esspecially abt stridercest or just talking to other hs fictives or hs kin is cool too

i write on ao3 also under homosuckmale, i only write brodave and im always open for requests! and pls leave me some kudos!

also this is a sideblog, i follow/message from transkeiichi

Tags

Cuz i know i get some followers who probably DONT wanna see the shipping stuff even tho thats like 98% of this blog, for ur convenience:

"stridercest” is for anything that is 100% undeniably shippy

“striders” is for anything that is just 2 or more striders in a platonic/brotherly fanart

“fanxxx” is what youre gonna wanna blacklist if you dont mind the fluffy stuff but dont want any dicks on ur dash

if i reblog ur post, and you dislike either the tags i put on it or it being on this blog at all, ill be happy to either retag it or delete it, whatever you want. i try to check original tags and respect artist wishes. feel free to block me to prevent me from seeing your art if you feel there is a chance i may misinterpret it in the future. if youre rude about it i will just delete it and block you.

note i do not use more than one of the above tags at a time, so if u blacklist stridercest WITHOUT also blacklisting fanxxx, u will still still see stridercest content from me - it will just only be the dick filled posts. so if u absolutely do not want any stridercest on ur dash when following me u should blacklist both the fanxxx tag and the stridercest tag

if any tags change ill update this post!

--updated 4/3/24 cuz i keep getting pro-endo followers and its annouing--

#dave speaks

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bicurioustomhardy · 4 years

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hello n welcome to my blog !

i hate carrds. moving images are the devil

travis/travie

white

gentile

usamerican

tme

abled

he/him and ze/hir please use interchangeably :)

bisexual, trans, faggot, and pretending at being butch, not necessarily in that order!

Internet Communist

some of my interests r

natural sciences, biology, just animals and plants etc

poetry n literature-i love words!!! if u have a writeblr or just write in general, please tag me in it bc i would love to read it :) #aesthetic txt contains some words i like

pretty pictures- under my #aesthetics, #photography, #art, and #fashion tag, some specific aesthetics i have tagged are for flowers (#watch me while i bloom), water (#in its own bright grace) and human connection (#intimacy is undefined)

nbc hannibal-defining interest for the past 4 years

star wars- check out my sideblog if u would like to see me actually talk about it (though there's not much worth discussing rn)

star trek!! - same as above with actual discussions to be had

lots of other Shows and Movies

films-im open to watching a lot but i particularly enjoy horror, sci-fi and drama :) feel free to msg and ask for my letterboxd if u would like!

i used to be a primarily bandom blog so. fall out boy will be here lol

plenty of other shit i might have failed to mention (vidja games and such)

i had an extensive dni at one point but honestly i'll just block if i dont want you here, it's that simple lol. listing all my political and personal positions here seems corny. i would ask that you not follow if you're under 18 though, present mutuals excluded.

i tag triggers as #trigger, no slashes or anything. i don't tag posts about drugs. very infrequently tag lgbt-related slurs lol

i try my best to include image ids and video transcriptions from the notes of posts i reblog (which has gotten harder since tumblr has updated) but my aesthetics tag is for the most part inaccessible. im slowly going through it and trying to update with described and undescribed.

i do not tag nsfw jokes pretty much all of the time. i do tag full body nudity as #nudity and shit that's actual porn as #nsfw (mutuals can also contact me for my actual nsfw blog if they so desire) but other than that it's no holds barred. also sometimes i ignore those guidelines idk sometimes i do not care sorry lol

please feel free to send an ask or message if u need anything tagged or if u just wanna talk about something!! i'm not the best at replying but i love talking with people about many different subjects!!

i got some sideblogs

@luminarastims - stim blog, i might take requests soon

@religiosity - ref blog

@castielsbong - spn sideblog

@autistickrisdreemurr - utdr sideblog

@specialgueststarandrewjrobinson - star trek + star wars sideblog

thank u 4 reading all this! please send a 🦭 if u have done so!

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sirjustice282-blog · 4 years

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Let no bone broken

Sharing foods or drinks give the 1 taking ya food ya mind as ya well being, so in-pretense with current situation of people wanting ya food to the same above, desist bro and soon, u see people not liking ya as b4 cause ya well-being like how u talk and reason is transferred. Christ with transfiguration another version to help us

Kinda, u see a white-man directing as signalling u to get to Seattle or Seattle was where John the baptist dance was organised, as nodding his head towards Washington state in another reason where it has reached need war like with the luo now they are copying how people talk on tumblr sirjustice199 following tumblrs but cant do that wise in the tumblr above resorting to being furious now abusing people around indirectly. While other people join the same but with lower voice saying they r hearing the same as with u, dont play good bro, never will eat my food, hustle dude, your being good is to yaself, ya help not me and it it continues where u do the above yet still after some hours wants my food or sent ya Little 1 to disturb 1 then even u will hear some1 stubbed. Leave some1 even if ya sweetest delicacies corpse u cant eat no-more, don’t transfer ya hunger to some1else or-else u will be killed and ya land taken. And all ya get to people countries and houses all blocked, die ya own death dude, u ugly of no-mind bro

Kinda, u see the people and nations u have defeated with how what they produce is produced and what they grow can be made artificially placed in office dustbin trying to get his head out to gasp 4 air but a hand or spirit pushes him more inside and closing the lid to signal defeat as they cant trade and its to their harm cause they could not here what u said to them as in the tumblr above. Tribes like kikuyu, luo, kamba, Masai, Nigerians, SA, Tz, UG are all blocked in their over the years plans so have lost hope in life cause it will not happen again to pride yaself b4 others or manipulate other nations cause as well they have learnt all ya dubious ways to be par and even China, USA, Britain, India and Germany are in that situation and more nations. They wanted to come to other nations to be given office jobs of little pay like bank which have now atrophied like with Hindus and Negros, so they are left stranded and corpse don’t make u come up with gadgets and even dialects as many nations don’t eat the same or speak 1 language and have come up with many gadgets not as earlier thought.

https://www.google.com/search?q=images+of+office+dustbins&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=tHtf35DHkgXoZM%252CNfGw3uhPYXMNEM%252C_&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kSbpOGUfW8cY9-Ee8b9KmSFj1oG1w&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjqyc-3ga7qAhVCx4UKHTESAI4Q9QEwA3oECAgQGA&biw=1024&bih=657#imgrc=tHtf35DHkgXoZM

Kansas wanted to have an international air-terminal like Chicago, so they came up with E-airplanes like with the Cessna 1 and get the connecting ticket money per international air-craft landing in Wichita, Ks and reduce on the same Chicago, NY, Loss Angeles, Miami, Atlanta or Houston gets. To be rich and Negros were as well banking on that and with their making of paints known and artificial cooking oil as jet fuel to leave them talking like the luo in the 1st paragraph wanting the very person they frustrated benefits but to late even to offer him women as they wanted and more futile to kill him, cause what they wanted many nations have come up with so cant patent it to benefit just as like with MoMo or MTN mobile money cant pay Safcom cause its more than 10 year a monopoly should enjoy and Kebi 1 is like 5 years the AE technology. And altogether liquid cash LC, luo,luya community due to be eliminated and placed online in phones and computer and even on internet booths alongside the roads 4 easy transaction dude

https://www.google.com/search?source=univ&tbm=isch&q=cessna+eletric+airplane+images&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjx08PKg67qAhVKyhoKHXVMCUgQsAR6BAgFEAE&biw=1024&bih=657

Minaj please tell her, mosquitoes are on me alike never b4, though i got net, 1 went and made tiny holes, they know to get to disturb me with, like persistent crying on my ears, this side and that side without a break, composing melodies sweet to their ears but not to me as me and mark you now its a cold season, Minaj, i should do something, wahiiiii, yash– 1 is biting my left booty and 1 my next, girl i should do something as i turn and looking to Robinson Photo on my wall, em girl let me buy automated mosquito repellent as they will not quit as the solution lies with me and is the above. Got to think 1st girl, On my neck like never b4 or was as in the link below

https://www.google.com/search?source=univ&tbm=isch&q=cessna+eletric+airplane+images&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjx08PKg67qAhVKyhoKHXVMCUgQsAR6BAgFEAE&biw=1024&bih=657

Let no bone broken as per bible was a lie as error of Commission cause they knew Athens city has magma and after invention of the dredger to dig through to the magma in peoples houses without mass knowing like the long bore-hole 1, can fit the bible puzzle and in more small cities i know not that harbors the same that can be built new or people sensitized 4 their character as what they are doing to be open or obvious. Where many holes can be sink to let the same above to kill people synonymous with latest news from Indonesia of Lava flow. Mfalme wa yawhodi to bring reality of many sunk holes, son of man to add reality, so take heed of ya below outer crust as employ drones and army below and take care of ya surrounding city houses and CBD 4 the explained above happens not dude

Asiyesikia alarmku huvunjika guu when sensor motion lights/alarm is in place as those who get into others homes, cars or property using the windows and door as their is no such with the technology described above as drones can be sent to shoot or arrest ya or automated Wi-Fi controlled guns. And the below mini-inventions are the happiness of the poor like those who got crime and cant work but must have machines in their houses as they can pay daily like with China sunking lights and even those of minimal pay who could not qualify 4 loans or credits to qualify 4 such as even where judgement is done in Minneapolis to bar them from committing bad and be good as well as like pool of blood with those u want to kill and so forth and so on like get off white-men as their character are now known

https://biblehub.com/isaiah/61-1.htm

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.wired.com%2Fimages_blogs%2Fdangerroom%2F2009%2F12%2Fsci_fi_weapons_2a.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.wired.com%2F2010%2F01%2Fsci-fi-weapons%2F&tbnid=DwdPrq7K3TEyUM&vet=12ahUKEwiJ_uWdg6zqAhVHiRoKHRCLDBkQMygDegUIARCwAQ..i&docid=Pq2_5CuO5X5OuM&w=670&h=503&q=automated%20guns%20images&ved=2ahUKEwiJ_uWdg6zqAhVHiRoKHRCLDBkQMygDegUIARCwAQ

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.wired.com%2Fimages_blogs%2Fphotos%2Funcategorized%2F2007%2F06%2F04%2Fsamson_rcws.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.wired.com%2F2007%2F06%2Ffor-years-and-y%2F&tbnid=lf6sCHu9pKPn6M&vet=12ahUKEwiJ_uWdg6zqAhVHiRoKHRCLDBkQMygAegUIARCqAQ..i&docid=URJ4mH1F-LKtfM&w=318&h=228&q=automated%20guns%20images&ved=2ahUKEwiJ_uWdg6zqAhVHiRoKHRCLDBkQMygAegUIARCqAQ

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2F07%2Ffe%2F76%2F07fe766ab6cfb9f9ac997f0eb1373cf9.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F262334747024973411%2F&tbnid=Foxqj4m1zKo4HM&vet=12ahUKEwiJ_uWdg6zqAhVHiRoKHRCLDBkQMygBegUIARCsAQ..i&docid=QWQqBmPTsA65vM&w=967&h=725&q=automated%20guns%20images&ved=2ahUKEwiJ_uWdg6zqAhVHiRoKHRCLDBkQMygBegUIARCsAQ

One is telling me that Bartholomew truck as lorry was nearby that up was covered with Tandarau where upon making the food to feed the 4-5 thousand folks he got in as the tent and now u have known how to make artificial food to back that truth above so we stop debating upon it as we erase it from our minds as in the link below.

https://www.google.com/search?source=univ&tbm=isch&q=images+of+lorries+covered+with+tandarua&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiD2Nv0gKzqAhXExoUKHUy1BzAQ7Al6BAgJEBk&biw=1024&bih=657#imgrc=My5SIhKA99eFWM

In Netherlands and many nations since they have been defeated with solid reasons as now they cant out-shadow other nations to stay afloat they can use aliens in those Agriculture rich nations to make chemicals that destroy soil in the boom process where at night in dark snowing season they sprinkle the above chemicals rapidly per section using like drones to defeat them in production so they buy the same from other spheres, am letting u to take heed dude as all is possible, Dirty crime, without Jesus bro, never take things 4 granted, hang/cling on to everything dude and that its boy/girl

now that am eating not the way u want, i have said it a thousand times, i will do it my way not ya way and what u gonna do and we got the DNA and i repeat DNA, we got the DNA and a rich nation as u purport don’t encourages such virtues of eating in 1 house without the next exit plan. Take ya machete and cut me dude which am willing, lets get our-self in a tag of war as in a tussle as what i want to make i got on pintrest and is aint mine, U wanna force its mine to resort to the above, homey lets start boxing each other bro, lets get our fist 2gether and break the war b4 women, maybe can solve our plans, with my house u will not come and its period dude, got me, lets meet in a joint or outside to discuss. Period Kenya aint rich even than Netherlands as proximity to rich nations. U lazy and silly wanting to eat others sweet in pretense, wanting which aint your like forever without second thinking, go and die in hell dude. Monitoring how much i spend, will be futile dude as if i got i will spend much on propelling my machines and in new innovation suggestions research, U hungry dogs die ya own death of laziness as u sing and dance to ya tunes or songs, stop cashing into others sphere, Privacy no 1 issue according to me bro

Bullet speed finder machine in the link below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYwUbIRinXI

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sirjustice281-blog · 4 years

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Of no mind dude

https://www.google.com/search?source=univ&tbm=isch&q=cessna+eletric+airplane+images&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjx08PKg67qAhVKyhoKHXVMCUgQsAR6BAgFEAE&biw=1024&bih=657

Minaj please tell her, mosquitoes are on me alike never b4, though i got net, 1 went and made tiny holes, they know to get to disturb me with, like persistent crying on my ears, this side and that side without a break, composing melodies sweet to their ears but not to me as me and mark you now its a cold season, Minaj, i should do something, wahiiiii, yash-- 1 is biting my left booty and 1 my next, girl i should do something as i turn and looking to Robinson Photo on my wall, em girl let me buy automated mosquito repellent as they will not quit as the solution lies with me and is the above. Got to think 1st girl, On my neck like never b4 or was as in the link below

https://www.google.com/search?source=univ&tbm=isch&q=cessna+eletric+airplane+images&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjx08PKg67qAhVKyhoKHXVMCUgQsAR6BAgFEAE&biw=1024&bih=657

https://biblehub.com/isaiah/61-1.htm

https://www.google.com/search?source=univ&tbm=isch&q=images+of+lorries+covered+with+tandarua&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiD2Nv0gKzqAhXExoUKHUy1BzAQ7Al6BAgJEBk&biw=1024&bih=657#imgrc=My5SIhKA99eFWM

Bullet speed finder machine in the link below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYwUbIRinXI

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sirjustice7 · 4 years

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the ukweli

Click the link below 4 navistar electric buses

https://www.google.com/search?q=navistar+e-vehicles&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwi94c2IgdvnAhWE_IUKHf9nDTIQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=navistar+e-vehicles&gs_l=img.3…103859.110286..111403…0.0..0.289.2904.0j11j4……0….1..gws-wiz-img…….0j0i5i30j0i8i30j0i24j0i67j0i30.ReCg9ZWeeeU&ei=-MtLXr2FCoT5lwT_z7WQAw&bih=881&biw=1280&rlz=1C1CHBD_enKE883KE883

If u insert that thing on the ass-hole it makes ya face not straight and vice versa and makes ya live long. They come to Africa as tourists to check if Christ can come and they built the cities on fertile lands which brings the curse they got so migrated, and so come to check up if where the city was built can flourish in herbs, grass or trees 4 God to revert the curse.

School buses in sub-Saharan Africa are made with plates which are made out of corpse, breeding bad spirit, get out the engine and buy the bus like in the link below and fix ya engine or sell that I and buy a new 1 al2gether dude

https://www.google.com/search?q=navistar%20e-vehicles&tbm=isch&tbs=rimg%3ACQDfdhM0yaPWImAhamRHcXelOrIXDaY–vhkYdzsO195t4nFnMTh1FWT7-QsN7THFHm0FyFFfUIe_1PaG6uGUcA6wIfKS0Ra-P5iBHK1SIStePrROVEm3sXgJHZQhHdktDHnub5Mr9AAqMSAqEgkhamRHcXelOhF3ifL0CHGgeyoSCbIXDaY–vhkEZeX49ZaNZ3yKhIJYdzsO195t4kRuJQVPvirWwAqEgnFnMTh1FWT7xEoQj1nskjSOyoSCeQsN7THFHm0EYowZOMPq7KhKhIJFyFFfUIe_1PYRn6wMQcuexlEqEgmG6uGUcA6wIRFcFU6cluVniCoSCfKS0Ra-P5iBEZa6TH_1EdxvQKhIJHK1SIStePrQRA1vgny-zVJwqEglOVEm3sXgJHRHSiS02Ci5eIioSCZQhHdktDHnuEaTPaM25HJIBKhIJb5Mr9AAqMSARAxfv071RpoJhm-7FHNOO-NY&client=firefox-b-d&hl=en&ved=0CBsQuIIBahcKEwio6beasN3nAhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQBw&biw=1007&bih=637

The shinny trucks in the link below are made out of hardcore criminal corpse placed on dough then cold water poured, jets lies like house flies inserted on dough, Renault cars, landana or like janus cough drop inserted on dough the cold water poured.

https://www.google.com/search?q=navistar+e-vehicles&tbm=isch&source=univ&client=firefox-b-d&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwizoIqKsN3nAhVrAGMBHVaTBj0QsAR6BAgKEAE&biw=1024&bih=654#imgrc=nK4AZ9xzTWUM3M

They got human spirit that kinda directs ya, like in carli4nia X-bit song, a bus moves from country La to the city, seeing the road crucks reminds ya of fish being prepaired 4 deep fry thus the roads once underlaying rocks are placed which are as well made on the dough procedure, fishes are placed at interval in the dark then cold water poured and the tarmacked road made easily as opposed to the 1 which is expensive we see in Africa to take money back home

Kill ya son or daughter, if u cant hustle and knowing much yet in the later part wanna disturb us with yet like father like son, kinda, we are breeding a bad gene, dude, die we burry ya. Kebi has told us on how every gadget is made, so what ya son will come out of to be tolerated like long ago that it was an excuse maybe if he behaves that way he might help us with an innovation or invention. If u know nothing humble, respect people and the constitution and move a head dude or-else die we bury u, I will stand 4 socks or ties dude

Spirit still around in kids, delete everything on books or on syllabus that kebi has proven its a lie, don’t struggle to study a lie it breeds guilt, war and confusion among kids, cause God knows its a lie like the linear motion with a plane, period the plane used siren gas to fly like in the link below

https://www.google.com/search?q=flying+a+helicopter+on+yesterday+kenyan+news+cardet&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiJ7_jmst3nAhVFYxoKHQs7A4AQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=flying+a+helicopter+on+yesterday+kenyan+news+cardet&gs_l=img.3…9655.29822..30254…2.0..0.321.10913.0j25j26j2……0….1..gws-wiz-img…….0j0i67j0i5i30j0i8i30j0i24j0i30.xtq72nsZkTU&ei=jgxNXonwMcXGaYv2jIAI&bih=654&biw=1024&client=firefox-b-d

If they say u can be president or Mp, well, that’s your dream and it will help ya family not even tribe men, u will be 1 then another is elected, friends, how many have seen such, it aint a hoot to us dude. You aint the 1st 1 or the last to be 1 once laws are made, president wont help ya locate jobs or still money to help ya as students can scan their script on phone prior to submitting their credentials, so no cheating that leads to mis-appropriation of people on different courses leading to different jobs as well blocking others halting their dream- that’s what the president and his people does and it wont be there period dude

If u wanna be home with elder people or ya head to be small take food portion with no salt then with salt. It draws elder people to ya if u eat tasteless food thinking you are elder as with much salt deems ya rude even if they were not there, its a spirit dude, you got to know, Mr sam kokudo working in the Kenyan parliament building in Nairobi, Has not that money, even wants ya food, was given a job after going to india, so gives like 60% of his salary back, the house he lives on was built with partly that money loan taken after a bank approached. So frustrated cause they aint sure of the next parliament, rendering them jobless, cars he drives to ksm senators, MPs, Governors cars. If he continues with dat and with any dignitary we gona use a mad scrap metal picker to sturb ya then runs away cause u r of nuisance period, wanting others things while with ya when they are down cant look at them twice, anyway it was a blessing in disguise to write on it the way am doing like with allowing folks to watch tv.

The big shinny trucks needs respect both with police or the people driving them, so incase of rude nation breeds confusion and needs not to be driven every time like the short headed ones found in Kenya which needs to be driven like daily which with them is when they don’t bring a spirit.

U wanna know a Somali blooded woman, if u think of seducing 1, u see a group of people behind ya like also wanting to hurt ya or benefit from ya. The more the number of people behind u the more the bloods and vice versa.

Most vehicles in Kenya are Dubai made as cereals or cut grass poured unto them parts after dis-assembled to make the new but not long lasting. The kikuyu buy even old engines and makes the same get to church live and say with pointing their figures in happy mood 3. The reason dude, another 1. Worker and vineyard parable and Christ with division to cement the truth. Gol, towa, remove the untitled from tumblr name like samaki with its bones, I will never dude, leave me alone say kebi. Boyfriend, mandi mit nyodho says roda to kebi. Sheep and goat parable that made Jesus to be arrested to cement de trut. The same matatu new once are made with dough inside mango placed dude

With syllabus lies they assert to be true to still sell what is used in the lab in the practical classes. Remove school 4 students to learn onlines on captured every topic and sub-topic classes only dummy get to class to be instructed making the difference between the dummy and the bright like with cpa. Click the link below 4 more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHC0-tlS1cs

With church take a big tank like in the link below, put outside the church let people drop their offering when getting in or out the church without some1 risking being monitored on how much they have placed then u see church atrophies, fulfilled in revelation 4, at that time the root of David Rod/sex/penis/pesa, money

Govt to build new jails like the new schools to take the wanting ya food or grab ya manhood or cut ya in the dark to, to make them loose network bro, b4 the are out again in if they do the same jokes, No kidding dude, out of hand, liaising with dignitaries who are sure will not get back to their posts as well as the police

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Let the judges found, they just give u a lawyer if u dont have cash and does shoddy work and ya case goes to the worst ending up being a criminal. Let each jail have a software where any jailed can be given a judge prior then in not more than 100 words explain their case to the judge to avoid the former on the lawyer. They just sit in their offices using precedents to rule others case and take big chunk of taxpayers money at court time what u have written given to the court and u as well to facilitate justice.

The pressure cooker in the link below when exposing out hot fumes is the same technology the steam generator uses as i have researched via google or the little know how i got. When u have given all the names of tumblr a/c they purpoted to have deleted which they have learnt they cant delete, they pop up with their own, like kanze not saying in full or obama as i had seduced the earlier or if u look at a car u wanna buy or a house and form new jealousy they have created the kikuyu blooded men, silly character to will end thats the happiness. Now if u wait 4 me to kill myself, u will wait untill Christ comes back, with all at alibabashopping its a plus to me and justice even at amazonshopping

https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CHBD_enKE883KE883&q=images+of+steam+generators+from+china&tbm=isch&source=univ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiTgNWJ19jnAhUInxQKHYJSDGQQsAR6BAgJEAE&biw=1280&bih=881

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Killing myself a longtime was viable but now with no fuel generator, automatic locks and E-vehicle, its like forcing water out plastic Cyprus tree which is cumbersome. They wanna buy the kevs AE in kevinelson mondy facebook a/c yet other nations have made it and its not patented. Kebi saying give me women instead, i will select them on the computer and will open E-bus and E-public yacht, speed boat 4 them and built hotel with the profits, thats how i will maintain them bro. images of the above in the links below, keep ya money to ya self Mr trumpielo

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Kankata cars made with plastic like acid bottles or cooking fat bottles inserted on the dough as well as old papers or newspapers while esar coins or money put inside dough or euphobia mixed with water and the above inserted, meaning Egyptians are making money cause money of any nation made that way by inserting their own cash in the dough bringing forth high population dude

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The lands with oil, God did not settle those people in those lands, after the jew migrated to temperate lands after the Green-man left Europe and America 4 Venus planet they distributed them from the land Green-man left as they were slaves in those lands. God made it that way so we are jew, though we are lazy our lands got enough to spare, so what u gonna do in the link below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jyk4YkvCJ8

The nyamwezi, mlk got nyamwezi blood and many world leaders, following the moon to no end so called people of the moon, not only masai walks but as well The nyamwezi loving crime scenes or showing pity to crimes. Tomato, nyanya, tm got dat blood, good leaders along time b4 intermarriages destroy the gene, Malagasy and masai folks got the nyamwezi gene of being good. Their skin is always shiny like in the link below and soft as supple not dry skin like incarnated people, the tribe love central places as in tz they live at tabora/shinyanga are, google to find out dude

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=belle+9+ft+blue

The below is explained by the above link as they want to follow kebi to no end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0ZUbFVgZpc

https://www.britannica.com/place/Sao-Tome-and-Principe

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Eritrea

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Most nyamwezi people are tingrinya blooded and vice versa as well as many sao tome and principle nationals. They are free people not wanting others food and can survive both in hardship and in riches, they are hustlers and Asmara in luo means the booty is mine bim, abimalech in the bible with abraham while bim is appe who dont see that his booty is deep red while abuse another 1 that his booty is red, the red indians got dat blood dude as nelson kevin bro. Rateng ti, titi they love, nyap they look like as weak stepping on wrong stone. Tigrinya also got the togo tribe blood of swollen eye, the ewe is the tribe am talking about who are tigrinya blooded. Kabiye are ewe when j is added is jew which they forgot along time “as kebi warned them of the dire consequences of intermarriage when he was the secretary of war during the Portuguese inversion era“ They are masai blooded from the mothers side, their men married the women not vice versa bringing forth a polite understanding tribe b4 the masai destroyed their genes by marrying the batak tribe from Indonesia who are rude, tough-headed as the negro and cannibal, having sweet mouth or high appetite for sweet things with big booty women, they loved the booty, their men, so see what big booty can do to a tribe. Be warned let history not repeat itself to destroy further the tribes genes to destroy the world as bring rude UN-understanding people, war lovers or lay dude and even murderers.

God dont want like the hindu thing of monitoring other people, they ought to be free like in the movies of robotics like the transformers, and people not to eat gmo but firm esp usa to give up on ammunition and firm like along time

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It wont tire me to give pride to the booty of a woman i love to fuck, sitachoka nakupatia hagar za minaj, theresa,robinson and many sifa. Wasee siutani, the text ni, ‘It wont tire me, okablo ol oloo’ swears kebi in an intercourse.

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No fuel generator google pals

With new no fuel generator and you can google that,the govt should stop electrification, buy the machine in regards with the watts and fix to households. Electrification wires and poles, transformers are very expensive only taking much money back to the country given the electrification tender.

They got no money, a house in Nairobi dat they can live on is not less than $ 2000 left with the same to spend if they campaigned 4 u r nominated or certificate stolen unto ya. Count all the above cases and see how many they amount to. Jokorgikebi masikini or jokorgidilanu jojuogi, tinting ya name if eating well and in the ghetto, as ya life moves on good. The group of many matatu in Nairobi routes like city connection or city hoppers are not 4 one person as purported just to bring respect but 4 them both the govt and the opposition. They meet at night and discuss the above, eying to lure usa beauties with such tricks or just Europe dude. Uhuru was in the usa, still Kenya is beautiful or ya eye bad, can u tell ya tribe the truth to stop all this shit or whats u up to dude, what u gonna do. When all Lupe holes blocked, kinda, in open road grab ya manhood lest u block and they do it again and again even if u warn them liaising with Mr Hindu and big dignitaries. If u cut 1 with a panga or axe, then if a coin is placed in many peoples hand to see who did that and ya group has been monitored and known, all will be gotten out and the same done to ya to cement the fact dat death is the best justice possible.