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midasgutz · 3 years

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elfen lied manga was such a fuckin trip. did i dream that shit up ? who allowed the dude who made that to just write all that shit??

i need to talk about elfen lied because this shit has been living rent free in my head for over an actual decade. significantly longer than a decade.

im glad that i can now accept that media i consume doesnt necessarily say anything about me, because. jesus, every inch of elfen lied is a war crime. every panel.

the coolest character who was generic tough military dude, who right when you meet him makes a point of punching a secretary just for standing behind him. and then goes out to find and kill a 17 year old with abandonment issues. and gets his shit kicked in and his arm ripped off and his eyes plucked out. and so, naturally, he trades his testicles for some dope robot eyes. for the sake of all humanity. oh and a really mediocre robot arm that he can actually break if he puts too much force into like anything. and so naturally he then finds a 14 year old homeless girl, who helped him while he was bleeding out on the beach. and of course he beats her up and, possibly kicks her dog. and then he gives her his number. uh, so he can come help her if anyone tries to... beat her up? because he cant owe her anything. and then she says something he doesnt like so he beats her up again and she shows him the paper he wrote his number on and says "someone scary is screwing with me". he storms off after that but doesnt take the paper, he still owes her. he makes good on it too, she gets in some bad trouble with a bad bad dude later. a bad bad dude with a trenchcoat whos basically just a vampire hunter, crossbow included but actually he's here to hunt teenage girls with horns, not fangs. the crossbow shoots hard metal balls with velcro spikes that have a toxin on them that causes excrutiating pain. this guys a bad bad dude, and he miiiiiight be suggesting he's gonna rape this 14 year old girl but it could be the unfairthful translation causing confusion. probably not tho the author of this series is majorly fucked in the head. anyway robocop shows up and he puts his boot right down this dudes throat so thats like whatever. that panel was my desktop wallpaper for like 6 years. we find out that 17 year old girl is evil because some kids killed her dog with a vase. so she blew them up, and after that she goes around blowing people up just to eat the food in their fridge and hang around the crib for a minute. so shes framed as the good guy and robocop is evil this time and they fight again and she does kill robocop this time which sucks because theres a good portion of manga left and no one else is as interesting as he is. he dies on the beach where he lost his eyes and his arm and lets be honest he basically lost his balls at the same time.

oh. and theres a girl who does peepee in her diaper a lot. and she can sing. i dont know why she was there but i mean every other fetish the author had already made a fucking appearance so why not lmao

theres also like. some main characters. theyre complete shit. these include a normal boy. his cousin who is the most annoying character in the fucking world. she is literally just "im only here to pad the amount of love interests our generic main character can have all at once" the character. yeah man, his cousin? cause shit why not. why not, its japan, do as the romans do. also theres the alternate personality of the 17 year old. shes only here so that evil 17 year old girl can be a love interest not once but twice, and i mean, conveniently shes often naked. makes sense, when the only word you can say is "milk".

and then there's Nana. Nana is a quad amputee after evil 17 year old girl ripped all her limbs off and almost finished her off. but dont worry! her dad, whos not her dad at all, finds her and he gives her some prosthetics that she can control with her super powers. what do you mean you werent aware of the super powers? of course they have super powers. its manga. after he does this he just lets her loose with a bunch of money and his tie because she asked very politely for the dangly thing he wears on his neck. she wears it like a headband, even though she established she knew it went around his neck. so yeah he gave her money but she was raised in a lab like a rat so she has no clue what its for. she meets the 14 year old homeless girl and they have a fun time being homeless together. Nana burns the money in a fire to keep warm but only some of it because the 14 year old girl tells her that you can trade money for food, which makes nana very happy because boy did she want some of the 99 cent street vendor food earlier. no one acknowledges that nana has enough money to buy her own house and be well off for easily 5 years. 14 year old girl takes her to the main character house that shes been staying at for a while and they have a bath. nana hated this idea until she realized that bath doesnt mean bucket of cold water at her new sort of house. but uh oh, nana senses evil 17 year old and shes kinda pissed about her arms and legs. they almost do a fight but wait whats this? 17 year old isnt fighting back, she just keeps saying "milk" and smiling. nana takes some issue with this and promptly leaves after pushing her through a rice paper door. shortly after everyone goes looking for nana.

um some stuff happens and then whaaaattt??? nanas not dads real daughter is introduced. shes locked in a circular room lined with lead and chloride of lime. with a diameter of 15 meters, the length of her invisible hands. shes only ever had the voice of a single woman to comfort her, shes permanently lockdd in bondage gear unable to move. she has to use a wheelchair to move because her legs have completely atrophied. she moves it with her invisible hands, her real ones are useless. she calls the only voice she knows her mother. her mothers job has been to talk to and comfort this dangerous girl for years. said mother mentions her excitement to finally see the girl in person, and also casually drops how theyve sewn bombs into several parts of her body. conveniently, if shes in intense pain her powers dont work. so she meets her mom, takes one look at her and says "youre not my mom >:(" and sends her entire upper torso flying. conveniently said torso lands near the bomb controls. she slams that shit like shes a rat with an orgasm button and babygirls arm go bye bye. they inform her while she writhes in pain that she has to comply with their demands or they can blow her whole deal up next time. shes pretty ok with being blown up, but then they tell her they want her to kill something so her ears perk up like a cat hearing a can opener. yep shes going to go kill evil 17 year old. nanas not dad is not taking any of this well but he essentially gets mindbroken after he has to blow up his daughter later after shit flies off the handle. he spends his time as a homeless man, denoted by the sudden appeaeance of a large beard, living in a shack on the beach where robocop died. he does note the beach is incredibly clean and that is because robocop picked up allllllll the trash so that evil 17 year old couldnt throw it at him. he did totally eat shit anyway though no worries. im not bitter about it why should you be? im not.

anyway shit happens and 17 year old melts into a really graphic puddle of fleshy goo, and in doing so totally does the jesus thing. because at some point she realized she really just wanted to be with main character, but all of the things shes done makes that impossible.

i was like maybe 12 when i read this shit. i didnt reread it for this. im pretty sure most of this is accurate but i CAN and WILL promise you one thing. diaper girl is real, and he REALLY really really really 100% did trade his balls for robot eyes, and a playdough robot arm.

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bonni · 4 years

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📌💕🏳️‍🌈 for either gkc or penguindrum! i cant pick. or both ig?

Yeah I’ll do both! I’m putting it under a readmore bc long

📌 how did you find your hyperfixation?

I discovered gunnerkrigg court through a fan artist I used to follow, he was very big in the adventure time tumblr community when i was 13-14. I discovered penguindrum via an anime review by another artist I admired, actually at around the same time! I think I’m one of the few people who actually watched utena because of penguindrum and not the other way around.

💕 tell us about one of your favorite characters and why you like them!

I love basically all of the characters in both of them so it’s hard to choose favorites. gunnerkrigg court has such a strong main cast, my favorite is like a three-way tie between annie, kat, and renard. oh, and zimmy. but right now i’m most interested in kat, she’s such an amazing character. first of all, i love the trope flip of the intellectual scientist character being the outgoing and softhearted one, that’s not something i see very often. it’s a nice acknowledgement of the ways that logical thought and emotional thought can coexist, when we so often perceive them as opposites. (this is also something i really like about annie’s character, the idea of being generally cold and self-possessed but also having a breaking point at which your anger takes over is something i can identify with a lot.) actually, tom’s use of opposing traits in constructing both kat and annie (and their relationship with each other) is one of the most interesting aspects of the series to me. it’s obvious now more than ever, with annie literally being split into two versions of herself. but anyway, back to kat.

kat’s struggle with her sexuality is one of the most important parts of the series to me. divine is possibly my favorite chapter in the entire comic, and gamma taking kat’s headband is one of my favorite moments. i love that kat seems to become more and more comfortable with being gnc as the series goes on, especially after getting together with paz, although i also love the symbolism of kat growing her hair out when she’s insecure (and when she’s fighting with paz? interesting). i’m also really fascinated by kat’s influence on the ether, it’s probably the thing i most want to learn more about at this point.

my favorite penguindrum character is probably shouma, because i hate myself and i love to watch my favorite characters suffer, lmao. kanba had a lot of potential to be my favorite because he has sort of a funny personality, but he just didn’t get enough screentime for me to care as much about him as shouma. for the whole series he’s basically sneaking around doing god-knows-what for the sake of foreshadowing, while shouma is actually forming complex relationships with the other characters. i also have a soft spot for yuri, although i’ve acknowledged that my attachment to her is somewhat unhealthy considering how screwed up she is.

🏳‍🌈 do you have any headcanons (lgbt, race, neuro, etc) that are important to you?

BI ANNIE!! i really want annie to get a gf, lmao. also trans girl parley. as far as neuro stuff, everyone from queslett house has adhd and/or autism, annie has ptsd, and zimmy has schizophrenia.

for penguindrum, uh... lesbian himari and bi ringo, for shipping purposes. and bi momoka, just to make yuri’s story a little less sad.

#mail #lesbianmlm

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babyworu · 5 years

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Tipsy

Original Story: Mo Dao Zu Shi

Original Author: MXTX

Characters: Lan WangJi x Wei WuXian

Rating: M || Relationship: MxM

Warnings: None || Word Count: 3,142

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“Um, HanGuang-Jun, just what exactly is it that you’re doing?”

He’d known it maybe wasn’t the best idea and really he had been prepared for whatever may come, or at least he thought he’d be ready, but now Wei WuXian found himself in a bit of a predicament. With his arms bound tightly over his head, he saw his half naked body reflected along a large, floor to ceiling mirror that was leaning against the wall. He was on his knees with only his pants on and his robes laying half hazard to the side having been discarded shortly after Wei WuXian had tricked Lan WangJi into drinking a sip of sweet liquor.

Lan WangJi remained silent as his half lidded, golden eyes visually traced over the dips and curves of Wei WuXian’s back.

“Is it really ok to use your precious head band for such a thing? Tying me up so tightly I can hardly move my arms. And what did you tie it to anyway, the ceiling? That doesn’t make sense. You truly do wonders when drunk, HanGuang-Jun.”

Again there was no reply but Wei WuXian was used to it. Lan WangJi tended to ignore things that didn’t go along with his drunken plan. On their own these actions really weren’t that much out of the ordinary. Wei WuXian had prepared himself to deal with being tied up, maybe attempted disrobement and Lan WangJi possibly ignoring some of his commands but he hadn’t expected to be pounced from behind after turning his back fore less than a second! Really it had been only a second and despite his request for Lan WangJi to grant him release he’d only received a very assertive “Mn.”

Wei Wuxian sighed and hung his head in tired defeat. He felt Lan WangJi, who was kneeling behind him, lean in closer, resting his cool forehead against Wei WuXian’s warm back. The contact make him shiver slightly and Lan WangJi’s warm breath tickled his skin. He’d opened his mouth to comment but a pair of beautifully pale, slender hands made their way to Wei WuXian’s chest and started fondling him. Their grip was confident but gentle and Wei WuXian could swear there may even be a hint of desperation as the pale hands roamed and explored his upper body as if wanting to memorize every rise and fall and imperfection in his body. It was a very thorough investigation, not even Wei WuXian himself had taken the time to get to know all the little details of the body that had been so kindly (?) offered to him, it was a little bizarre to think of it in this way but on the other hand it was also very touching.

To be perfectly honest, although not what he’d initially intended, Wei WuXian couldn’t complain about his current situation. He knew, really really really deep down inside, this was kind of what he’d hoped would happen all along. Not necessarily this scenario specifically, but ever since crossing one small boundary after another part of him had wanted to be even closer to Lan WangJi and now that this was happening, now that he was pretty much at his mercy, he felt so…free.

How ironic that it took his body to be restrained for his desires to find release. It was a little unfair on his part, the fact that he was taking advantage of Lan WangJi’s low alcohol tolerance in hopes of being dominated by him. Like this he could easily blame Lan WangJi for everything. He was tied up, restrained, and completely at his mercy… it was exactly how he wanted to be. Having just recently confessed to each other, albeit maybe not in the most eloquent way, it had been earnest and honest and oh so awkward afterwards. Wei WuXian hadn’t known how to approach Lan WangJi and tell him he wanted be held. It was so embarrassing!! He’d never fallen in love with anyone before. Never confessed to anyone. And he’d never been loved so deeply and passionately either.

Just as Wei WuXian had been so many of Lan Wangji’s firsts he was also many of his. So in a desperate call for attention, Wei WuXian clumsily fell right into what he wanted, as he tended to do.

Feeling that Wei WuXian wasn’t focusing on him Lan WangJi rolled the blushing pink nipples that were exposed to him between his fingers before giving them a pinch. Wei WuXian gasped and arched his back, pressing back against the cool fingers that contrasted against his quickly heating skin.

“Wei Ying.” Called a low, silky voice coming from a pair of soft lips that were pressed closely against his ear.

“Y-Yes, HanGuang-Jun?” Wei WuXian bit his lips trying to suppress the moans that were rising from his throat.

“Stay.” The command was followed by kisses down and around Wei WuXian’s neck. “Stay here.”

Slender fingers trailed slowly down the shorter one’s body. “Stay? Where do you think I can go being tied up like this? With my level of spiritual power there’s no way I can get out of these on my own.”

“No,” He corrected, “stay here with me.”

Wei WuXian wasn’t really understanding what this drunk was saying but it didn’t matter, his mind went completely blank a moment later when he found his most vulnerable area trapped within those beautiful, long fingers Lan WangJi used to play the guqin with. Lan WangJi’s free hand drew mindless patters along his chest and abdomen leaving fiery ghosts trails where he touched.

His jaw went slack as he failed to voice his pleasure. His body tensed against his taller partner and slowly his voice was coaxed out of him as Lan WangJi expertly moved his fingers along his pulsing member rubbing, kneading and pinching, working him like an instrument. Wei WuXian moaned and parted his legs a little bit wider. He jerked and gasped as Lan WangJi sunk his teeth into his shoulder leaving two mirroring crescent shapes on his skin. Lan WangJi then licked the wound as if to heal it and sucked on it until a red mark bloomed. He followed down his shoulder blade and rose up his neck leaving kisses and bite marks.

Wei WuXian caught Lan WangJi’s expression in the mirror before them, he seemed please, admiring his work. He then looked at himself in the mirror with his face flushed, hair disheveled, nipples perked up and rosy and canting is hips wantonly into Lan WangJi’s hand. He immediately felt embarrassed.

“Han-HanGuang-Jun, can we…can we please cover the mirror? We shouldn’t be looking like this. It’s shameless isn’t it? Wouldn’t you say it’s shameless?!”

He usually wasn’t all that concerned about his appearance. Not that Wei WuXian himself didn’t care about looking good, but he hadn’t had to care much ever since inhabiting this body. He’d been looked at with disgust and disdain ever since he awoke so besides cleaning up a bit he’d not bothered to really see himself after his initial evaluation. He admitted it wasn’t a bad body nor face, really quite handsome when cared for properly, and despite his cultivation skills being pretty weak he was still flexible and nimble.

However, that and this were two completely different things. He stared at his reflection, with that slacken jaw and lustful eyes, and he couldn’t recognize himself. Not only did he just now seem to be growing a conscious about the actions he was doing with the body that had been sacrificed to him…he also felt his heart squeeze painfully in his chest as he watched Lan WangJi lovingly kiss a body and whisper to a face he was quickly losing familiarity with.

Tears swelled up in his eyes as he watched his reflection change from lustful to sadness.

“HanGuang-Jun…please…please I don’t want to see. I don’t want to be shameful. Let me cover the mirror. Please don’t make me watch.”

Wei Wuxian held back his tears and felt his face become hotter. Lan WangJi continued playing with his lover’s body, rubbing the tip of his cock and smearing pre-cum down his shaft. They locked eyes in the mirror, the sharp, honey colored eyes taking in Wei WuXian’s expression.

“Then don’t.” He said simply and his free hand came up and shielded his lover’s eyes. “Don’t see and just be here with me.”

Wei WuXian tugged on the headband that bound his arms but to no avail. He wriggled his body in a half-hearted attempt to move way from his love’s touch. It was a weak and pointless protest. He knew it was all in his head and it was stupid that now of all times is when he was feeling insecure. If it had been the old him he’d be much more arrogant and confident. If he were in his own body he’d feel more comfortable. He’d be able to enjoy this.

If he hadn’t died he could have happily appreciated watching their reflection in the mirror as they lost themselves in each other’s heat.

Warm pre-cum was dripping down his thigh and he could hear the dirty sounds of Lan WangJi’s hand pumping his cock. He felt the now hot fingers rubbing the head and pulling his foreskin back. He could feel his hips involuntarily rocking into the pleasure and he hated it but loved it at the same time.

“Ah, no…don’t! Stop.” He moaned, “I don’t want…to be shameful. I don’t want to bring you shame.”

The warmth left him and feeling his eyes uncovered Wei WuXian blinked away the dark, a few tears rolling down his face, but feeling guilty he looked away from the mirror and the one behind him. Lan WangJi’s hands rested obediently on his thighs, which were trembling slightly from the arousal, his thumbs drawing circles on his skin.

“Wei Ying” Hearing his name called so tenderly the greatly feared Yiling Patriarch, who had once slaughtered countless of cultivators, now stood quiet feeling as though he would break down crying if he spoke. “Look at me.” More tears swelled up and Wei WuXian bit his lip stubbornly refusing to turn his head or make a sound.

“Please, look at me.”

So bossy…is what he wanted to think but with such a pleading voice how could he not. Wei WuXian turned his head, eyes cast down. Lan WangJi was patient and waited until Wei WuXian met his eyes, though his face remained facing down but his gleaming eyes peaked up shyly from underneath his thick eyelashes.

Lan WangJi turned his beloved’s face toward him with barely a whisper of a touch and let his fingers rest on his chin. “In this time have I said that you’ve been shameful?”

Wei WuXian nibbled on his bottom lip for a few heartbeats before shaking his head.

“This, what we are doing, I don’t feel that it is shameful.” He paused, waiting for their eyes to meet again. “But if I’ve made you feel ashamed, I’m sorry.”

Again the other shook his head. “No….no,no no,no,no it isn’t you. This is all my fault. Everything is me…I’m the one who…” Wei WuXian could feel his heart beating in his throat and he swallowed hard trying to erase the embarrassment and shame he felt. The guilt. They stared at each other, Wei WuXian searching deep into those molten gold eyes that were looking at him with such a deep and pure love that he felt like he could drown in them and die happily. He studied his lover’s face. His sharp eyes, thin, dark eyebrows, and elegant face that looked as though it had been sculpted by angels, framed by raven black hair. He breathed in that familiar smell of sandalwood and slowly felt himself relax. He became conscious of the places their bodies made contact, Lan WangJi’s thumb still drawing circles on his thigh. “I’m the one who is thinking silly things.” His eyes fell onto a pair of soft, slightly parted lips and Wei WuXian felt parched. “Kiss me. I want to kiss and hold and feel you.”

As if by magic the band fell from the ceiling allowing Wei WuXian to lower his arms. They ached slightly from being held up for so long but he could ignore the pain. He was much too busy enjoying the taste of Lan WangJi’s lips and tongue, He mewled, leaning into the kiss, moaning and turning his body to be able to wrap his tied arms around his beloved.

Lan WangJi placed Wei WuXian on his lap and resumed his exploration of this new body. His hands massaged his muscular thighs, cushioned with a bit of plumpness. He spread his heat up the pale torso, pulling playfully at the rosy buds, sucking on his nipples while his fingers trailed back down and once again started pumping Wei WuXian’s sadly neglected cock.

Wei WuXian threw his head back allowing himself to moan freely and loudly. He rocked his hips and stopped thinking, he focused only on the feeling of Lan WangJi’s fingers, lips and breath moving and touch his everything. Soft kisses covered his exposed neck and he gasped feeling a finger press gently against his twitching entrance before pushing in. Lan WangJi thrusted his finger in and out, curling it on occasion and pressing experimentally. A few bites along his collarbone distracted him from the second finger that started scissoring and opening him.

“Ah~ HanGuang-Jun…good….it feels really good.” Wei Wuxian felt his chest rise and fall, his breathing a little harder and more irregular. He felt a shock, like a bolt of electricity, run through him after Lan WangJi pressed his fingers in deeper, three now inside him. His reaction did not go unnoticed, the corner’s of Lan WangJi’s lips curling upwards. “What are you doing looking so proud of yourself? What are you doing to me? This, AH~ …you-are making me…ah, ah~ I can’t even think straight~”

“Good. Stay that way.” Lan WangJi dragged his tongue along Wei WuXian’s chest, who had not yet noticed the impressive cluster of hickeys Lan WangJi had so diligently been working on.

“Enough!” Wei WuXian panted. He’d been feeling Lang WanJi’s hard cock brush against his thigh. Though is fingers were working diligently his hole had been twitching like mad and he couldn’t take it anymore. “I need you in me, now! Thrust into me and fill me! I want to be completely ravished by you.”

A fire surged in Lan WangJi’s eyes that had only been gently burning before. His eyebrows were knitted and he looks angry but the growl that rumbled from his chords was so primal and wanting it made Wei WuXian giggle with excitement as Lan WangJi restrains himself as best he could from slamming his lover onto the ground. He slamed his fist in an attempt to steady himself, his breath ragged. Wei WuXian could see the rise and fall of his chest. Their eyes locked and Lan WangJi reminded him of a tiger ready to pounce.

Wei WuXian was quite the sight. His black hair was fanned against the floor,he’s laying completely naked on the ground, body flushed, his lips red and swollen, blooming hickeys and waking bruises covering his neck and chest. His head was cocked playfully to one side, his body bending in a slight “S” shape, long legs spread on either side of Lang WangJi who was eyeing him hungrily. The restrains on his hands were removed and fell silently.

With renewed confidence Wei WuXian brought his fingers to his lips and brushed against them seductively, pulling on his bottom lip just enough so it bounced back into place accentuating their plushness. He saw Lang WangJi tense up, his eyes burning so fervently Wei WuXian could feel the heat radiating from them. He smiled and licked his fingers, spreading his legs invitingly.

And that’s as much self-control as could be asked of Lan WangJi. He positioned himself and grabed Wei WuXian by the hips, thrusting himself in one go. He growled feeling the warmth engulf him and he could hear Wei WuXian’s pleasured scream in the distance, his head hazy as he was overwhelmed by the pleasure. He took a moment to breathe enjoying the twitching of Wei WuXian’s walls contracting around him

“Say my name.” He commanded as he pulled out before quickly thrusting back in.

“AH! Lan Zhan! Lan Zhan! Good…it feels so good! Give me more. I want you!”

Lan WangJi set a rhythm, pulling out, thrusting back in and rolling his hips to prolong the contact. Wei WuXian trembled beneath him, back curved and head thrown back. He moved his hips tying to meet his thrusts. A few tears rolled down his cheek and his eyes were glazed over but still he reached for him, delicate fingers wanting to pull down the pale beauty but too tired to reach further.

“Lan Zhan! Kiss me! Kiss me!” He begged childishly knowing Lan WangJi would comply.

He did, capturing his lips with heated passion, biting his lower lip and sucking on it. Wei Wuxian moaned, his hands roaming his lover’s back feeling the uneven skin, fingers burying themselves deep into the silky raven locks. They rocked together a few more times before reaching their climax, Wei WuXian’s fingers entangled in Lan WangJi’s hair, back arched and body shaking. He cried out Lan WangJi’s name and the other replied releasing his seed. Out of breath Lan WangJi nuzzled himself on the crook of his lover’s neck, breath ragged and voice dripping with the aftermath of sex.

They laid in each other’s embrace listening to their disjointed breaths and synched heartbeats. Moments of silence passed by but they felt comfortable in the quiet. Lan WangJi closed his eyes feeling nimble fingers play lovingly with his hair, a gentle hand absentmindedly feeling the scars on his back. Wei WuXian broke the silence first.

“Lan Zhan, you better not forget this when you sober up. I went through a lot of stress to build up the courage to give myself to you. If you end up forgetting or pushing me like last time my fragile heart won’t be able to take it.” Wei Wuxian complained. Part of him hoped that by some miracle Lan WangJi could remember the good parts and forget the embarrassing part in the middle but that’d be too much to wish for.

“Mn. I won’t forget.” Lan WangJi promised.

“HA! How can you be so sure. You’ve forgotten pretty much everything the last few times.” Wei WuXian countered, though he was only half serious.

Lan WangJi raised his head to look into Wei WuXian’s eyes and with all sincerity said, ”I won’t forget. I wasn’t drunk to begin with.” And nuzzled back down into the crook of his lover’s neck enjoying the sound of his once again wildly beating heart.

#mo dao zu shi #the grand master of demonic cultivation #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wei wuxian #lang wangji #lang wangji/wei wuxian #my stuff #writing #i forgot how i tag these #lan wangji #i'm proud of my word count :)#NSFW/#\??#\

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drewxmay · 5 years

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Contestshipping Review - Part Fifteen - A Hurdle For Squirtle

Index

-The Title-

Great it’s cool

-Episode Link-

I made this review and the next one a year after the rest of these and saw the links to the old ones stopped working so now instead of linking to links on youtube here is the episode on DailyMotion. Also this copy should we watched at 1.25 speed.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x59dmbl

-The Review-

0:00

And the episode provides itself exposition! Unlike with the other reviews I’m not apposed to delivering some but the episode already does it so.

0:52

Theme soooong :D

2:13

End of song and CONTEST START YAY

2:35

Max: Our first contest in the Kanto Region!

Ash: Yeah. Let’s cheer really loud for May!

You guys are so suportive keep it up.

2:57

oo look ribbon. Very unique in that it onto has the bottom two.

3:08

May: Pretty exciting huh Squirtle?

Squirtle: Squirt al! (Ya :DDD)

So cute.

Harley: Hi May!

oof you scared me there.

Harley: I’m sorry I feel just terrible for giving you the wrong information about the contest entree pass yesterday. I’m just so glad you got in.

See Harley knows the basics on how to lie.

May: Drop the act Harley!

mad lil Squirt.

Harley: What’d ya mean?

May: I mean that it wont work! I know what you’re up too and im gonna win that ribbon

Harley: Wrong.

Harley: Wrong Wrong Wrong. You may have gotten into the contest but that’s as far as you go.

He’s right if you decide to use Squirtle during the fighting rounds.

3:39

Back to Lilian explaining contest stuff. When do we get to see great contest stuff.

4:28

It’s our good Rocket friends!

James: Do you think that Jessie could actually win?

Meowth: Let me put it to you this way: Not a chance.

Well I believe in her... If May isnt going to win then Harley might but I mean Jessie deserves some ribbons too she’s p awesome.

4:40

Harley is the first contestant WOO LEMME SEE

James: I recognize him!

Meowth: That’s the guy who messed up our gettaway with his Ariados!

His awesome Ariados.

5:00

Harley sends out his cacturn and tells her to use cotton spore (I think that Cacturn is a girl because that would made her a lesbian and that’s cool but whatever). The cotton spirals around in a sphere shape in the middle of the stage. Then, after a minute of waiting, she uses needle arm and

oooooo

6:18

Don’t be scared Squirtle it’s only going to stab you.

Then there are more contest appeals, but we never get to see harley’s score! Oh well.

7:06

Lilian: And now presenting our next coordinator empress Jessabella, the thoroughly fabulous.

Okay but Jessie had to ask to be called that and it’s just so perfect and over the top for her personality I REALLY LIKE JESSIE OKAY

Also that short hair is looking FABULOUS. Along with the headband because now it actually fits the color of the mask.

James: She’s up!

Meowth: Do it Jessabella!

More supportive friends. This is the content i’d like to see more often.

7:14

Jessie sends out Cacnia who is all set! They both start out running and then hug eachother. The audience is STUNNED that she just hugged a cactus.

Meowth: So far so good.

James: She’s holding out under the pain better than I could.

Best friends.

The audience makes comments about how that must hurt but Lilian, with tears in her eyes talks about how that must be true love how she and her pokemon can hug eachother even with out much it hurt, showing their deep bond.

What an interesting appeal!

Then, Cacnia uses pin missile, that explodes up at the top like a firework!

that’s actually beautiful. WHAT IS THE POINTS SHE GETS.

9:37

And now it’s may’s turn!

But Squirtle get’s stage freight... as I predicted. May please stay confident!

And she does :D It really shows how much she’s grown as a trainer, but she herself not being able to even pull herself through one little slip up and being so scared about screwing up and then later her pokemon is scared and instead of fretting over the things that could happen and worrying over this she says “It’s okay, it’ll be scary at first, but you’ll get used to it” really shows a development of character.

but then she sends out cumbuskin for the find round???

oh well :/

So! She takes off her bandcana, and Cumbuskin uses fire spin towards the bandana. Flames circle around it and cumbuskin jumps through those

and sky uppercuts over and over next to the thing, making it spin in circles fast enough to tie it back into a hat and land right back onto May’s head!

cool!

Squirtle is very impressed by this and is very excited.

11:16

Looks like Jessie scored Higher than Harley! Cool!

Harley and Jessie end up being paired to battle and May and a background character are paired up. I guess that Jessie isnt getting that ribbon after all...

12:00

Also Harley and May. Nothing really interesting enough to caption jus that Harley is gonna win and he’s gonna make may upset.

what the fuck-

Jessie: They may have turned me into a human pin cushion but I’m the one who’s going to the final round and taking that ribbon!

Harley: Oh dear, and who are you!

actually that was spectacular haha.

Jessie: I’m coordinator Jessabella!

Harley: Ah, so you’re my next opponent, or shall I say next victim?

Jessie: Oh? This is fun. We’ll

Okay but these two interacting is the best. Their personalities just bounce off eachother so well.

12:55

time for the battlessss. Starting with Harley and Jessie! Harley sends out Ariados and Jessie sends out Wabafe-

WAIT A SECOND

I might have old memories of this episode ahhhh hahahaha

They’re standing there.

I finally found it hahaha.

Wabafett only really knows counter, which doubles the attack and sends it back at the pokemon that attacked it. Harley knows this, so he decides to do nothing so that she can’t attack him.

So they just

stand there.

Jessie: Oh c’mon! Just attack us already!

Harley: Not a chance! I know what you’re trying to do.

Lilian: You leave me no choice! Both of you are issued a yellow card.

And their points both go down by half.

Jessie: What??

Harley: No fair!

Lillian: Sorry but this isn’t a staring contest! You’ve given us nothing to judge!

Jessie: What do you want me to do about it??? He’s the one standing there like a statue!

Harley: At least I’m not pretending to be some phonie empress!

Jessie: At least I dont have a mushroom for a hat!

OUCHHHHH

Harley: Ya well sticks and stones!

Lilian: I’ve heard enough! I have no choice but to give you both a second-

Harley: Alright alright alright! I’ll attack her!

Harley: If you keep her from disqualifying me i’ll do it. But, wait a minute! I know! No one said my attacks had to be offensive.

Wabbafett use Taunt.