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Hi! How about a hcs with a gender neutral reader that gets turned into a cat temporarily by a stand, how would la squadra react?
Have a nice day :>
Sure! I’ll go character by character on this one
Yandere! La Squadra w/ gn! Darling turned into a cat by a stand
Risotto - *bat bat bat* He hears the soft sound of something messing around with his hat (he takes it off every so often aside from showers and sleeping). There’s immediate suspicion as he goes to investigate, finding a cat rather than you mesmerized by the golden baubles that spelled his name. Doesn’t take long for the leader himself to put two and two together that you are the cat. Considering he makes sure you won’t escape whatsoever any other time.
It’s hard to tell but his eyes soften slightly from amusement of cat you playing with his hat. He’ll likely pick you up, expression hardening at a potential stand user looming around. He’ll immediately order the rest of the group to be on high alert and track down the user. As cute as you were in cat form, he was not amused by this little trick no matter how harmless it seemed.
Formaggio - manages to squeeze a crude joke, makes a casual comment of how cute you were like that. How he’d love to spend time with you being like that more, while scratching under your chin. He observes if your full on cat, which seems to be the case. Doesn’t mean he won’t be constantly bringing up how willingly you allowed him to pet you, when you revert back later.
Illuso - Amused you were turned into a cat of all things, he’d love to have alone time with you in his mirror world without disturbance. Just an hour or two of holding you close to him. He wouldn’t lie he would have extra satisfaction of bashing the stand users face in from turning you into a cat. Though before that he snaps a picture with a camera of you in cat form for later usage.
Melone - coos and fawns over you the second he sets eyes on you. Even in cat form you seem to be fairly stiff around him, and he absolutely notes every behavior like a decent scientist would. Light touches and pets down the back, and he doesn’t flinch if you decide to try and scratch. You can be certain he’ll be calling you kitten or similar cat nicknames when you revert. Not to mention maybe receiving cat related clothing or other items.
Ghiaccio - In typical fashion he’s more irate that somehow someone got passed them enough to do something to you. He might pet you a bit while ranting how he’s likely going to freeze the user solid if he narrows down where they are. He does think you’re cute in all honesty, he’s simply pissed a slip up on his part or his team caused this headache. The scene is mildly amusing as he continues his rant and pets your soft fur. He’ll likely mention how cute you were with a smirk when he calms down and you’re back to normal.
Prosciutto - As obnoxious as Ghiaccio’s yelling could be, he’s also aggravated at this massive oversight. He definitely ends up approaching to pet you, knowing full well he’ll have to take care of any fur that gets on his suit later. He notes the color of your eyes in cat formed more observationally than anything. Coaxes you to come closer, while side eyeing Pesci who seems giddy at you being a cat. It’s cute but he wants you in human form back as a soon as possible.
Pesci - He’s pretty much over the moon upon seeing you, but trying to keep it to a lower level so he doesn’t end up being poked fun at. Or alternatively being slightly reprimanded by Prosciutto for losing composure when an enemy could be in the vicinity. He has all sorts of thoughts of using one of those mouse toys with you. The man’s pretty much squeaking internally at how cute you were all while giving you some nice head pats. Though he would diligently help eliminate the perpetrator when it came down to it.
Sorbet and Gelato - both of them are pretty fond of the attitude of cats, and they both laugh that you were turned into one of all things. They’ll likely make fun of the user for such a ridiculous strategy, even if they’re nowhere near around. All taking turns holding you, noting how helpless you were not that it made a difference being human either. They both figure out where you like being pet almost immediately, and of course maybe weaponize it against you later like some of the other members of La Squadra.
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icerisotto · 25 days
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Hi do you think you could write about la squadra and a new teammate who’s quiet and reserved majority of the time but one day they catch them laughing their asses off at one of formaggios really bad stupid jokes?
‹ honestly, i've imagined two scenarios this request: la squadra under diavolo's reign and la squadra under giorno's reign.
‹ it may look inaccurate regarding the gw timeline, but i'm using my headcanon timeline (which can be seen here) in which sorbet and gelato actually died in mid-2000.
‹ with that being said, double scenario!
⌦ warnings: gender-neutral character, mentions of death, mentions of depression, referenced violence, non-canon information, canon events.
➢ scenario one (diavolo).
☆ sorbet and gelato's death impacted the group in every single way it could. it blew their confidence, ruined their already-strained relationship with the boss, and brought shame to their name.
★ as a way to make sure they weren't trying to plot against him again, diavolo assigned a newbie to the team to halt any attempt of betrayal weeks later. a young, reserved and quiet person, enough to unnerve any traitor.
☆ it worked, as la squadra felt too uncomfortable around the newbie to make any other move. some of them even theorized that the newbie was sent to supervise them. naturally, their discomfort turned into hatred very quickly.
★ prosciutto deliberately hated the newbie because of their mysterious personality, even though he tried to keep his cool to preserve his image as the second-in-command. he'd never talk to them aside from missions, and would constantly use training or punishments to take his anger and frustrations on the newcomer.
☆ ghiaccio also openly hated the newbie and believed them to be a spy of the boss. he wasn't afraid of beating the shit out of the newbie if they ever cross his path or boundaries (something extremely easy to do, considering his mood swings). as a fellow, ghiaccio hardly acknowledged the presence of the stranger.
★ pesci is a gentle guy but loyal to his brother. when he realized prosciutto despised the newbie, he automatically avoided being seen talking to them. it didn't mean he was rude or cold like the others: he was willing to welcome the newbie instead of distrusting them over something they had no say in, giving them knitted gifts and food behind the others' backs.
☆ illuso knew how it felt to be hated by his teammates, especially because of his rough start in la squadra. he still decided to ignore the newbie's presence, much like ghiaccio but without the violence part. he simply distrusted them and refused to be friends with them, sometimes walking out of the room or into the mirror world whenever the newbie showed up.
★ risotto welcomed the newbie normally but lacked warmth due to his friends' deaths. he couldn't embrace the newbie as a true part of the team and only stepped up for them in extreme cases. in general, the capo kept his distance from the newbie and barely talked to them outside their working hours.
☆ formaggio was the closest friend of sorbet and gelato, almost a third party of their couple. he was miserable once the lovers died to the point he almost died of depression. a newbie wasn't what he wanted, not in the slightest. at first, he was hesitant and even resented the newcomer, but he soon overcame his grief and returned to his normal self. he's the only one to treat the newbie like a friend.
★ melone was neutral. while he also was very close to sorbet and gelato, he knew it'd be stupid to lash out at someone who was a mere pawn of diavolo's wicked plans. he was skilled enough to detect any malice in someone, so his suspicions died down after a few months. of course, he still kept his distance just for the sake of his friends' feelings.
☆ la squadra started changing their minds after a year went by without any incident. the newbie proved to be a strong-minded person, not giving up or cracking even though they went through many incidents and violent outbursts caused by the team.
★ some of them regretted their behaviors, some didn't. however, they all agreed the newbie wasn't trying to betray the team nor represented any risks, thus being worthy of their trust and decent treatment.
☆ the newbie was always accompanied by formaggio ever since their arrival as he was the only welcoming member of the team. they were extreme opposites: while the newbie barely talked, formaggio kept the mood bright.
★ during a celebration among passione members, everyone gathered at the bar as formaggio told them one of his silly, overused jokes. at that point, 2/3 of the team was drunk.
☆ formaggio's joke was interrupted by a cackle. everyone was surprised to hear the newbie's laughter for the first time, as they always looked neutral 24/7. some of them could recall hearing a similar sound at midnight when walking down the hallways, but who could think the newbie was responsible for that?
★ formaggio bragged about making the newbie show their soft side, happy to be the one to achieve this. pesci and melone laughed, illuso sneered, while prosciutto and ghiaccio were visibly surprised (although they pretended to not care). risotto remained stoic with a hint of a smile, secretly enjoying seeing his friends bonding.
☆ it still took them a lot of time to accept the newbie completely, but they were embraced after a long period. even though la squadra still felt hesitant around the newcomer, the display of humanity eased their minds. finally, they were ready to move on and let go of their grudges.
➢ scenario two (giorno).
☆ la squadra was livid once diavolo died. having a teenager controlling the mafia was concerning at first, but giorno's management deeply pleased them. they got raises and territories, all they ever asked for.
★ however, after cutting their main income (drugs), passione struggled to keep their balance. as a new alternative, giorno split the drug division and sent their members to other teams. that's how la squadra gets a newbie after so long.
☆ at first, prosciutto didn't appreciate the new member. he was stressed enough with five idiots under his belt, so another one was hell. however, he felt less grumpy once he came to realize the newbie was reserved and silent, something he appreciated. generally, he made small talk always related to work.
★ ghiaccio hated the idea since the beginning and vocalized his dissatisfaction very often. again, he'd throw hands if he ever felt disrespected or cornered. he still kept his distance once he realized the newbie was nothing like the others. they looked annoying in his eyes.
☆ pesci felt excited by the arrival of a new friend, that is until they met. serious people scared him, so he started avoiding the newbie much like he did with risotto, illuso, and ghiaccio in the past. prosciutto and risotto's serious face was enough for him, he didn't need anyone else scaring him (even if not on purpose). it took him a while to get used to their personality.
★ illuso didn't care much. he felt a little pissed about the disruption of their team dynamic at first but quickly overcame it once the newbie proved to be a decent asset instead of a crybaby or loser. in general, he didn't initiate any dialogue and felt relieved the newbie was reserved.
☆ risotto was secretly happy about the newbie's personality. from the hardheaded (illuso and prosciutto) to the silly (formaggio), weird (melone), coward (pesci), and violent (ghiaccio) members, every entry on the team was probation to the capo. he almost knelt and thanked god once he met the newbie, appreciating their reserved behavior. in general, the capo treated them like he'd treat the others.
★ once formaggio met the newbie, his new goal was to make them crack. he wanted to be friends with them and share nice moments. it became a full goal of his, and he'd spend 100% of his time chasing the newcomer everywhere they went while trying to squeeze a single smile out of them.
☆ melone, much like formaggio, became intrigued with the newbie's cold facade. he and personal space were enemies. he wanted to decode every inch of the newcomer's personality, often asking them personal questions to no avail. he cherished every nugget of information he got.
★ by the second or third month, everyone got used to the newbie's presence. some of them still felt hesitant around them but had some respect. pesci, melone and formaggio were the ones who actively befriended the newbie, even though they were stiff and quiet.
☆ somehow, the newbie accepted an invitation to play poker with la squadra after formaggio begged on his knees for them to join the game. even prosciutto got forced to participate by risotto.
★ a few empty bottles later, the game got serious and the bets started. melone had lost a bet and had to remove his shirt, revealing a so-then-hidden tattoo. it looked botched and silly. as formaggio made a nasty joke about it, the newbie snorted.
☆ all eyes were on them, as everyone felt genuinely surprised to see the newbie laughing so hard over such a silly joke. it was the first time they ever saw their teeth. tears of joy slid down their face, mostly because of how intoxicated they were.
★ even though they agreed not to make the newbie feel ashamed about that incident nor comment on it later, la squadra felt more comfortable about befriending them after realizing they only needed a little hand to be likable.
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yachiblanca · 2 years
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here to request the nsfw version of 7 minutes in heaven w LS 💘👼🏼
Don't know if you got the notif of your request was answered, but if you did- I accidentally posted it while it was in the middle of being written ahaha. Also thank you for requesting this, i'm sorry that I took too long❤️ also made this fem reader (sorry again)
NSFW CONTENT, MINORS DO NOT INTERACT
7 minutes in heaven with La squadra x Fem!Reader
(SFW Ver)
A/N : Pesci isn't included, I am very sorry(;´∩`;)
Each member making it the best experience for you under those 7 minutes!👀🔥
How would they satisfy you?
Risotto
As you all watched the bottle spin- it stopped between you and Risotto. Risotto immediately grew nervous, his heart starting to race. The thought of being alone with you in a small space.. your body against him at a close distance- not even much space for both of you to move, god Risotto wasn’t expecting this.
You both entered in the dark closet, closed doors- only darkness and silence filled the room, you didn’t expect to be paired with your leader too, the man you respect and look up to- he always looked so tempting yet those eyes gazing on you had something hidden behind. 
Both of you were nervous. Risotto’s hand were itching to touch you, just a bit.. But he was worried- what if you weren’t into this type of thing? It wasn’t until you laid one of your hands on his chest, slowly trailing down to his muscular six packs then down to the growing bulge on his pants that you felt with your hand
Risotto slightly flinched as he felt your pretty hand trailing down, as you touched the bulge- You looked up at him with your eyes relaxed, a sign that you wanted to do it. Risotto’s bulge became harder, now that he knows you’re okay with this.
He slowly started to touch both of your breast, gently caressing them as this was the first time ever holding a woman’s chest, you blushed at the way how Risotto’s hand was rubbing your breast, your nipples were getting hard- both of your breaths were starting to become warm. Risotto leaned down then kissed you with his kisses full of lust, your lips were so soft that Risotto had to kiss more deeper- both of your tongues twirling around. You could hear Risotto’s low huffs while he’s kissing you, he was so ready to fuck you as much as he can under 7 minutes.
Risotto placed his large hand on your crotch- slightly pressing it hard to your clit, your body felt bolts as you felt Risotto’s finger hitting your clit, making you quickly take off your pants along with your panties. You both still weren’t stopping the kiss, as soon as your bottom was naked Risotto started to rub his fingers on your pussy- making you moan a bit in your kissing session, Risotto kept rubbing up and down till the last rub suddenly entered inside- you flinched, making you want to moan but Risotto leaned more forward, forcing your kiss to still go on.
Your pussy was starting to get wet, Risotto’s large fingers giving you so much pleasure inside, it was so hot. But you had thought why not give your leader the pleasure back just like he’s giving now? Your hand searched for Risotto’s pants, you felt the hard bulge and immediately went to slip your hand inside his pants- feeling his hard dick on your hand. You started at the tip of his cock that had precum then jerked it up and down, Risotto was so turned on- his fingers going deeper inside your pussy making you moan harder. You jerked his long cock as much as you can, fuck it was really hard as a brick.
Both of you matched the pace of giving each other pleasure, your kisses becoming so sloppy. Both of your sweats were developing more and more, and so is both of your climax. Risotto came up with the idea, he used his other hand to slightly take off his pants then picked you up under both of your arms with ease,  you were surprised but you became more surprised as you felt his hard cock enter inside your wet cunt- finally letting out a loud moan because of how large Risotto’s cock was, fuck it felt like your pussy was torn.
Risotto fucked you with strength, his hips giving hard pounds to your juicy pussy. Your kiss broke off making you both make sounds, Risotto kept groaning everytime he thrusted- the feeling of your inside wrapping his cock so well, bonus points for your pretty little face making such a lewd expression that Risotto never thought he could see, you wrapped both of your arms around his neck- your head laying on his shoulder, the feeling of climax were kicking in Risotto was going to give it his all. He grabbed your ass and thrusted harder making you hug him tighter. 
As you both reached your peak- you made a muffled moan on his shirt, Risotto’s legs wobbled after shooting his cum inside you, Risotto's large hands spreading your ass wide as he can, his warm breath touching your skin- his cum filled you lots. He placed you down, seeing trails of his cum falling down on your leg, his heart was still racing fast- damn that's a hot image Risotto can remember for eternity.
Risotto placed a hand on your cheek and caressed with his thumb, you looked up at him- his red eyes deeply staring at yours. He then leaned down, your lips meeting and kissing one last time, suddenly a familiar voice interrupts and announced the 7 minutes were about to be over.
You both quickly cleaned yourselves before time could run out. You both went outside the closet as if nothing happened, but Risotto is planning to fuck the literal hell out of you once he sends the rest of his men out on a mission.
Prosciutto
The bottle then spun- stopping between you and Prosciutto, you both glared at each other but Prosciutto’s face looked.. uninterested, still having the same face expression he has everyday. You were quite upset, he’s been your little crush ever since you joined the team.
Prosciutto shrugged and stood up with both of his hands in his pocket, walking in the closet without even looking back, you quickly stood up to follow behind. Still nervous and shy.
You both entered and closed the doors, Prosciutto leaned his back on the closet wall meanwhile you tried to get far as possible- even if it’s a little space. You held your body while it was still sticking on the wall behind you, still trying to be farthest across Prosciutto who was standing at the opposite side, you didn’t want to make Prosciutto uncomfortable. Though in Prosciutto’s view- he was confused on why you kept leaning backwards even though it’s just a wall behind you, were you trying to stay away from him? Having the thought of that made Prosciutto disappointed, he imagined you both would end up making out but seeing your actions like that made Prosciutto assume you weren’t interested in him nor making out.
Being the bold man Prosciutto was- he straight up asked you what was the problem and why do you keep doing that? You couldn’t come up with excuses not until your mouth had spoke, telling him that he looked uninterested. Prosciutto raised a brow, “Uninterested? Y/N.. I’ll show how interested I am right now.”
Prosciutto took a step forward to you and leaned down to your neck, his lips planting soft kisses. You placed both of your hands on his shoulder while his kisses surrounded your whole neck- Prosciutto was kissing you everywhere. Your stomach feeling butterflies, cheeks bright as crimson- your legs weaken making you slowly drop on the floor while Prosciutto was still kissing your neck.
Prosciutto then started to plant hickeys all over, you could feel his his tongue sucking on your skin- you loved this so much, or so you never wanted it to end. His hand made its move to your shorts, grabbing the waistband and pulling it down- you cooperated with Prosciutto’s actions, following along the flow. Prosciutto stopped kissing on your neck, lowering his upper body to your crotch, he spread your legs open started to kiss on your inner thighs- starting at the lowest level of your thigh.
You watched Prosciutto’s lips planting on each side of your inner thighs, each kisses goes higher and higher, your face was a blushing mess now, how Prosciutto’s gaze at you. His eyes never looking anywhere while his kisses are getting close to your crotch, he admits to himself that he loves seeing that view of yours. Once nearby your womanhood he noticed how a liquid substance has stained on your panties- Prosciutto smirked, “Look how wet you are.. beautiful.” he used his index finger, sliding the fabric to the side to look at your wet folds.
He started to lick the surface, making you have tingles in your spine- his tongue fully licking your pussy, he used both of his hands and slightly opened your cunt to see your throbbing clit- desperate for his tongue to lick it. And so Prosciutto’s tongue played with your clit, you moaned his name under your breath while still feeling the pleasure, not wanting to be heard- you bit the fabric of your shirt to prevent noises. Prosciutto kept licking fast, flicking his tongue up and down aggressively, he loved watching your face react to the way he’s giving you enjoyment.
You wanted his tongue inside already, you were so aroused “Please.. lick me inside..” you said with a whining tone, Prosciutto loved being the dominant one here- hearing you beg made him want you to beg more “Then beg me.” He continued licking your clit, slowly this time. “Please..” you begged, Prosciutto still not satisfied “Please put your tongue inside..!” you begged one more time, still not changing his pace “Please.. put your tongue inside me, daddy..” Prosciutto interally smugged- hearing you say daddy, now that turned him on. 
His tongue entered inside of your wet pussy, your bite on the fabric released as you moaned- shit you hope that wasn’t loud for the others to hear outside, his tongue flickering up and down inside, fully eating what’s his. You grabbed his hair for something to hold on, feeling his tongue stirring inside- your foot rising, Prosciutto grabbed under your thighs and leaned harder to gobble your throbbing pussy. Your hold on his hair tighten while your other hand was messing his hair up, you could feel climax climbing.
Prosciutto’s tongue licking faster, from eating your pussy inside then licking your clit fill it feels so numb. Till you finally cummed, arching your back while your eyes rolled behind- moaning in high pitched. Your tight hold on Prosciutto’s hair released, Prosciutto tasted your delicious cum, and so he licked the rest on the outer area of your pussy, Prosciutto helped you dress up- though he noticed the hickeys he had left on your neck.
As soon as it was announced 7 minutes were over- Prosciutto went out first his hands still in his pockets while his hair was untied, next was you coming out wearing his suit jacket, you were holding both of the collar on top of your neck, trying to cover what Prosciutto gave. Other members were in suspicion.
Formaggio
You watched the bottle slowing down- slowing down even more where both ends of the bottle pointed towards you and, Formaggio. Heat was quickly starting to rise on your cheeks, remembering how much Formaggio teases you with cute nicknames such as honey, sugar, babe- now being with him ALONE in the closet?!
To Formaggio, his prayer worked- he already imagined how much he wants to do you in that closet once the doors shut close, his mind has been fogged with images of you doing very sexy things he's dying to do with you. "Bambina, let's enjoy this fun game!"
You both stood up, you gulped the lump on your throat- nervous but excited at some point. Formaggio opened the closet and gestured you to enter, you entered and Formaggio going last. He gave his other members a side view wink and a grin before he could close both of the doors- others knew what he was going to do.
Both doors closed, Formaggio turns to you- patting your head first then slowly sliding down from your head to your side so that he can tuck a strand of hair behind your ear. God this even made you blush even more, your body was so stiff just from Formaggio's hand. You thought he was teasing you again not until he spoke, "I think we both know how it works, there's two paths but.." Formaggio stopped- his buff arms slowly wrapping around your waist- going down then groped your ass, "We're taking the right path."
You flinched when Formaggio squeezed your ass- spreading them open. He turned you around, both of your hands slamming on the closet wall. "Damn, look at all that juicy cheeks.." Both of his large hands slowly massaging your ass, he immediately takes off your shorts- easily dropping to the floor, Formaggio placed his hand on the back of your head- pushing it to the wall making you look sideways, he gave one of your cheeks a spank.
You said his name in a whining tone, your eyes looking at him from behind- watching him unzip his zipper and taking his pants off. Your heart was pounding fast, you could feel your pussy starting to get wet while Formaggio took off his underwear to reveal his huge dick right at your bare eyes. "Like what you see princess?" Formaggio grabbed your ass cheeks and placed his cock right at the entrance of your hole, you could feel the hard tip of his dick playing at your entrance- your nipples were hard, you were in urge of wanting his hard dick inside.
"Formaggio.. stop teasing me like that!" you clenched both of your fist that were against the wall, "Sorry sweet baby." Formaggio chuckled as your cheeks were visibly red to his sight. "You're gonna love this, I swear." You felt Formaggio's hard tip enter inside, slowly its size feeling bigger and bigger- you never imagined how big Formaggio's cock was, it felt so good but it hurts so bad. Your eyes squinted as Formaggio's cock slowly continued on entering- your legs were twitching from taking it all in.
From the last sharp pleasure- you moaned loud, making your head lean back as Formaggio's dick was all inside, he tightly hold both of your ass cheeks and started pounding. Your breast jiggling with each of Formaggio's thrust, both of your breaths were hitching. Formaggio leaned forward to reach your jiggling breast in front, his fingers pinched, twirled, squeezed your hard nipples while fucking your hole from behind, "Fuck, I've always wanted to taste your body babe.."
You felt his pounding become harder- your skins meeting each other to make a loud noise with each thrust Formaggio did, your moans were going on continuously, Formaggio liked that- now that his members know how much you're enjoying his cock and how he fucks your tight hole. "Keep moaning baby girl, I love your voice.." Formaggio thrusted in faster, your eyes rolling back as your legs were weak and felt like it was going to give up anytime soon.
With the last thrust inside- he cummed inside, shooting his seed all in while he groans from pleasure. You made the loudest noise as soon as both of you cummed together, not thinking about how loud you were the whole time- your mind was fogged from Formaggio and his seed stirring inside you.
Both of you quickly cleaned up, Formaggio giving you one last spank on your ass and a kiss on the cheek before getting out of the closet, you felt your legs a little sore after taking a step out but can walk, your nipples still felt hard afterwards- you craved for more of Formaggio's dick. "Wasn't it fun hot stuff?" Formaggio's arm wrap around on your shoulders, his head leaning on your ear and lips near "We should do this more often." Formaggio whispered softly to your ears making your heartbeat spike up while his deep voice echoes in your mind.
Illuso
The bottle itself spinning then slowly stopping to point you and Illuso across from each other, Illuso glared at you with his red eyes- smirking. Your eyes widen from Illuso's expression, "Hm, 7 minutes right?" Illuso stood up, walking to the closet shrugging.
You stood up following behind him, your palm starting to feel a bit sweaty afterwards. Both of the doors closed- you turned to Illuso to see his red eyes visibly staring right at you, he looked so intimidating when up close- you placed both of your palms on his eyes- covering them. You were quite a bit embarrassed being with this man alone, you didn't even expect him to actually fit in the closet because of his tall figure.
"Hey what- why are you covering my eyes?!" "Stop staring at me like that Illuso! You look like you're gonna kill me." you felt his hands easily put both of your hands down with force, both of your sight meeting to each others' immediately. He placed one hand on both of your cheeks- cupping them then squeezing it, "Illusoooo.." you said with muffled voice because of Illuso's hand squeezing your face, he chuckled lowly "Can't bare a cute face like that." he leaned in making both of your lips meet.
Your adrenaline quickly rushing from excitement, Illuso's lips felt so soft and nice.. you could imagine kissing him everyday nonstop. His hand stopped squeezing your face- his tongue intertwine with yours as his arm crawl under your thighs and slowly lifting them, his fingers gently rubbing your cunt- making it get wet easily from all the pleasure you're receiving mixing together.
You decided to assist him with your hands searching for his pants then unbuckling them, Illuso watched your hands unbuckle- his pants dropping to see his huge bulge behind his boxer, you looked at your hand dragging down his boxer to reveal his huge cock dangling in the air. Your eyes widen again from shock, his cock having veins at the sides- its head having drips of precum, fuck.. that made you have second thoughts of backing out cause of his huge cock.
"God- look how hard I am right now!" he laughed, his lowered himself down to put your lifted leg up on his shoulder- then both of his hands grabbed the fabric of your panties and ripped them apart, seeing your wet cunt hungry for Illuso's cock. Illuso grinned at the wet image of your cunt in his eyes, "Well why didn't you tell me your pretty little pussy is hungry for daddy's massive cock? Hah!" Illuso grabbed your lifted leg again as he stood up, his form towering above you- you couldn't reach the height of his shoulders, you weren't that much flexible.
Illuso gripped your thighs while his arm is yet again under, his cock planting to your wet cunt and entering inside- fuck, Illuso could feel how tight your pussy was, how much it was wrapping his cock while he knows he's going to fuck the life out of you. He started to thrust making a sharp hiss out of both of you, your hands almost forming a fist from pain. His pounds were hard- barely your other standing leg could keep up with its strength left behind.
Illuso looked at your face full of pleasure, he knew to himself that he's doing a great job at this- shit now that made him more turned on as your mouth was wide open while Illuso was starting to fuck your pussy harder, "If only there was a mirror here I could show you how fucking adorable you are.." Illuso's wrapped arm under your thigh became tighter- his hand going to your pussy then rubbing your clit as his cock was pounding you hard.
Small bubble of tears formed in the corner of your eye, your clit was starting to hurt after a few times of Illuso roughly rubbing on it- you had to admit you were enjoying this so much that you couldn't even say something about it, you could only moan out of excitement, pleasure, and out of lust. Illuso loved to watch your face make different reactions once he changes his pace, his pace becoming slow then suddenly fast- watching your face switch up easily was so lovely to watch in Illuso's view.
"Fuck you look so hot! Let me fuck the shit out of you.." Illuso went faster and aggressive to pounding your cunt- your moans were always cutting off everytime Illuso was thrusting, it was a full out and full in thrust! You grabbed his shoulders- finally moaning out a high long pitched moan of Illuso's name, Illuso grinned, his thumb rubbing your sore clit and pressing it, making you almost reach your orgasm.
Your legs were going to drop, but Illuso pinched your clit making your body wake up from the slight shock, "I'm going to cum- cum with me." Illuso's pace becoming faster till with one last thrust- his cock fully in then his warm seed shooting inside of you, Illuso finally lets go of your lifted leg when he lets his cock out of your cum-filled pussy. Now you were full of sweat and Illuso's cum now.
A familiar voice shouted outside that the time was about to end soon, "Shit, get dressed quickly babe, reminder that i'm going to enter your room and fuck you all night after this." You blushed after Illuso said that, quickly you dressed up at the last 25 seconds you both had, finishing & stepping out feeling your cunt still messy and wet.
"Fucking hell! Did you really have to rip her panties and leave a few pieces of fabric here?!"
Ghiaccio
Ghiaccio watched the bottle spin with no interest in this game, though his expression changed when he looked to see the bottle pointing at you and him- you gave him a sweet smile when he look at you, Ghiaccio's heart was close to bursting inside. He wasn't prepared- he didn't expect this at all, his lips pursed while his ears were growing the shade of light red, he quickly stood up making all of you react surprised.
"Let's just get this over with!" His foot quickly approaching the closet- you followed along as fast as you can. Ghiaccio was too nervous for this, his heart is still racing fast knowing that you're going to be alone with him. His mind was starting to have imaginations of doing dirty things with you in that closet.
You both were together in the closet, doors were closing. Ghiaccio's breath was getting heavy while his heart was racing and pounding hard- could you possibly hear his heart beating for you? His body was frozen on spot- his shoulder raised high as soon as you turned to look at him "What's making you look so nervous Ghiaccio?" His glasses almost falling on his nose bridge- immediately re-arranging them "N-Nothing at all, and i'm not nervous!"
You both knew how this game works, but even after 4 minutes- you noticed that Ghiaccio didn't seem like to be making the first move, his form still didn't move a single inch the whole time. You giggled in your thoughts, Ghiaccio was unaware of his red heating face, his sweat trailing down on his face while his mouth was pouting. You were left with no choice but to make the first move.
"Hey Ghia.." you placed your hand on his red glasses- lifting them up slowly, "You look really cute you know.." you spoke softly as you slowly kneeled down to the floor while looking at him, your hand rubbing on his hard bulge under his pants. Ghiaccio stared at your hand that unzipped his zipper easily, he dropped his glasses- finally developed the guts to do what he wants.
"We're making this quick cause we only got 3 minutes.." He roughly took off his pants- leaving his boxers in front of your sight, you hummed in response- your hand did its move, taking off his boxes to reveal his big hard cock directly at you- you didn't expect it to be this big, surprised at its size- you doubt that this would fit in your mouth. You stared at his cock in awe, Ghiaccio was a little embarrassed but he was secretly more excited for this.
"Shit 2 minutes left.." You grabbed the length of his cock and started sucking on the tip- licking it rough and wrapped it with your tongue, Ghiaccio gritted his teeth- trying his best not to moan. Fuck- since when were you good at doing this? That driven him crazy as you started to sucking his cock in slowly.
Your gaze still at him, while you were almost halfway sucking his hard cock, Ghiaccio felt so good at this moment- the feeling made him hungry, he placed his hand on the back of your head- pushing it all in his cock, making you gag as it felt like it entered your throat. You heard Ghiaccio whisper cussing words under his breath when your mouth was fully eating his cock in, god your eyes felt like tearing.
You started to suck his cock- even with your teary eyes, you kept sucking it all in. Ghiaccio's pubes going on your skin every thrust your mouth did, Ghiaccio making deep groans as your mouth pumped his cock, fuck you looked so hot while sucking his cock. He grabbed your hair- controlling your head on sucking his cock.
Ghiaccio was going to kill your throat from his cock size, his pumps inside of your mouth not stopping- the phase was starting to speed up. You were gagging so much, his cock was too huge and felt great at the same time, you watched his head lean back as your mouth was sucking him in faster. His hold on your hair tightening till he finally shot out his thick cum inside your mouth, overflowing, drips of his cum falling on the floor as he released his cock out.
You gasped for air as soon as Ghiaccio released, coughing a few times while panting, Ghiaccio noticed- picking you up quickly and wiping the left substances on your mouth and small tears on your eyes. You kissed him on his cheeks, he was caught off guard making him flinch and his cheeks glowing red again, "HEY THAT WAS TOO SUDDEN!" you let out a chuckle, picking up his glasses that were on the floor- putting it on Ghiaccio.
Ghiaccio cleaned himself and put his pants back on before time ran out, arranging his glasses properly before both of you get out the closet. As the doors open you both pretended nothing happened at all, though Ghiaccio's ears were still the color red. He's still yet imagining more dirty stuff both you can do.
Melone
Melone watched the bottle spin with the feeling of excitement growing, he looked way too into this, you wondered why? The bottle was slowly going to stop till to your unexpectations it pointed you to Melone, shit- you knew this man had the weirdest things he's hiding, now being paired up with him?
Melone stood up, his face forming a smug as he looked at you- he looked like he was waiting for you to stand up too. You glared at him, it was a brief moment of silence "Aren't you going to stand up?" Melone spoke, you had the thought of running away and quit this game, but you do feel bad because it's the day where your team's complete, with no other choice you stood up, Melone smiled at you- placing his hand on your shoulder as you both walked together in the closet "Oh we're really gonna have fun!"
Both of the doors closed in front of you, Melone's hand was still on your shoulder but suddenly felt force that made you turn to Melone, his head leaning on your shoulder while you could feel his lips touching your neck, "M-Melone.." You were taken aback by Melone's sudden move, immediately your face grew red- His warm breath was tingling on your skin, "It's just a moment princess, please..?" Melone's arms wrap around your waist, his fingers gently swiping on the skin of your back.
His tongue licked your neck, your lips pursed- feeling a bit ticklish while Melone's tongue was licking you tenderly. While he was licking your neck you felt something bump on your womanhood, your eyes darting down to see Melone's thigh slowly grinding under your skirt, the rough feeling on your cunt making you develop lust- Melone lifted his thigh even higher, starting to grind at a normal phase on your cunt underneath.
Melone let out a low chuckle, you looked at another direction- avoiding his gaze at you, feeling flustered. His hand grabbed your jaw, turning to face his lavender eyes staring right at yours "Oh Y/N, are you nervous?" he woo'd, his fingers slid your panties to the side and inserting his two fingers in. You squealed as his fingers slid in deeply, letting out a long sigh out of satisfaction, Melone's other hand massaged your breast, circling your nipples under your shirt.
You placed both of your hand on his shoulder, feeling the need of holding something for support as you felt Melone's fingers starting to thrust. "You're gonna need to hold on tightly dear." Before you could process what he said his fingers started to roughly finger your wet pussy, it made your legs almost close from the sharp pain you're receiving, fuck- Melone's thumb was playing on your clit too. Your hands tightly hold his shoulders, your nipple was being rubbed hard while his fingers fuck you as deep as it can.
The room being filled with wet noises of your pussy, Melone's fingers becoming faster. You couldn't help but moan when he started to go fast, his fingers always thrusted so hard that your legs wanted to give up, you moaned his name asking to slow down- Melone didn't listen, instead he went as fast as he can. This time you definitely moaned loud- loud enough for the others outside to hear "Fuck! Melone- slow down..!" you squeaked out.
"You're enjoying this aren't you?" Melone teased, fingering the living shit out of you- fuck you were so close to cumming because of this speed. Your pussy was so wet now, the juices dripping on the floor and the others dripping down on your leg. You could feel orgasm coming, before you could even cum- Melone stopped, taking out his fingers. You were in disbelief, he took of his glove and immediately inserted his fingers again.
"My fingers feel more nice inside you." His fingers started pumping inside again, though this time his fingers wiggled inside, barely thrusting but wiggling it roughly. You bit your lip and squinted your eyes, this felt so great.. Melone's fingers giving you so much pleasure at this moment, Melone's thumb pressed on your clit and started to finger you again, How much could Melone get a new reaction out of you?
He kept fingering you till you finally let out a loud moan- your moan was like a melody to Melone's ears, filling his fingers with your cum- Melone slowly took off his fingers out your cunt, staring at it with amusement- he wondered if he can do it at you again, wanting to see the same expression he gave you earlier- he catched your slumping body falling backwards out of tiredness, he kissed your forehead and gave you a smirk "Let's do it again! This time i'll-" "Melone did you even know how rough you were?" He laughed, though at the end- you both had a round 2 of Melone fucking your pussy with his fingers.
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nicherayyy · 1 year
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heyy! hope you're having a good day/afternoon/night so far! i've been enjoying many of your la squadra x child! reader drabbles, they're just so cute o((>ω< ))o
i was wondering if i could have some headcanons of the la squadra members letting their stands interact with the child reader (for the sake of this, we'll just say the reader is a stand user since it'd be impossible for a non-stand user to see stands)? idk, i think it'd be so cute seeing scenarios like: the reader giving little feet random useless things and just wanting it to shrink them or maybe the reader trying to teach baby face what they learned in school. not sure how the reader would interact with pesci or ghiaccio's stands since they're not exactly humanoid?? but i'm sure you'll come up with something awesome, haha. tysm!
Omg I’m crying
Child Reader interacting with La Squadra stands
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Let’s just imagine that you were born as a stand user (which actually really surprised La Squadra), so you can see their stands. You’re a curious child, so the only thing you want is to communicate with your adoptive parents stands, I mean.. who wouldn’t want to. 
When you first saw Man In The Mirror, well, you just stared at him. Don’t think that you were scared, just the opposite. The stand’s features were just.. so interesting. So interesting that you didn’t even blink while looking at him (this scared Illuso af). But after some time you started reading book with the stand. Meanwhile Man In The Mirror just watched over you:
“And then, a big-big hippo.. hip..” 
“Hippopotamus”, Illuso corrected with pure amusement in his voice.
“Hush, I’m not reading to you”, you rolled your eyes and then looked at Illuso’s stand that was hiding in the mirror “Am I right?”, Man In The Mirror just nodded.
And when you found out that Little Feet can shrink things, oh boy. Formaggio is already used to these moments when his child asking him if he can “summon his friend because I want him to shrink this book for me”. This moments is so random the poor man doesn’t even know when you want to shrink something again. 
Ghiaccio’s White Album is your personal cat. Blue haired man didn’t want you to interact with his stand at first, but he couldn’t stand you being upset so he gave up. 
“Can I see a kitty?”, you asked innocently.
“It’s not a cat and my answer is”, Ghiaccio looked into your eyes full of hope “My answer is yes, you can see him” he said before summoning his stand. Ghiaccio is an angry gremlin, but even he can’t resist your wishes.
Fishing with Pesci is gonna be a thing. It’s your monthly tradition after all.
“And now pull” 
“Like this?”, you asked while pulling Beach Boy out of water. 
“Yes”, Pesci patted your head while smiling, “You did such a great job”
Baby Face is willing to listen whatever you say. Hears something interesting at school? He is already waiting for the interesting fact you’ll tell him today. 
“Did you know that whale songs can be used to map out the ocean floor? Isn’t it incredible?”
Melone is just happy to see you so hyped up about something, so he just watches your interaction. In addition, such conversations will help develop his junior.
Risotto would never have thought that his stand can be cute to someone. Well, that was before he met you. Even just holding those little beans in your hands made you so happy.
“Can I hold beans?” 
Risotto was distracted from his paperwork.
“Sure you can, just make sure not to make much noise, I’m still working”, he said before Metallica beans were summoned in your hands. 
What about Grateful Dead.. well, you saw him just once. From a distance. And after that you keep asking Prosciutto to see him again. 
“When will I see your stand again?”, you confront him, looking disappointed.
Prosciutto just sighed.
“I told you that never, it’s dangerous” he replied before putting you in his lap. Anyway you’ll be waiting for Prosciutto’s stand appearance, you even draw him a picture. He must feel so lonely because Pros won’t let you see him. 
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soupbabe · 1 year
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how would la squadra react to their s/o getting hit on in public?
La Squadra Reacting to Their S/o Getting Hit On
I love jealousy hcs sm I'm such a sucker for those. I loved writing this!
Tagging: @michellenero, @devil-doll13
Formaggio
- Formaggio is absolutely the most confrontational and physical when it comes to this kind of scenerio
- Seeing another man try to sweep you off your feet when his back is turned makes his nostrils flare
- There's 2/3 chance that Formaggio at least gives a warning before throwing hands
- Though it's best to remove him from the situation he escalates pretty quickly
Illuso
- Illuso scoffs at the sight
- He thinks it's funny to see how pathetic others can be to even think they could score someone like you
- He has full trust in your loyalty to him, it's only if you start getting uncomfortable is when he steps in
- Illuso holds back more than Formaggio, but I'd argue that Illuso's sharp and hurtful words is worse than a punch in the face
Prosciutto
- Prosciutto easily intimidates the other person, his display of jealousy is pretty subtle
- He has his arm comfortably around your waist when he returns to you and the stranger
- Urges him to go on with conversation, fill him in on what he missed when he was gone
- All while giving the stranger a glare sharp enough to kill a man ♡
Pesci
- Witnessing something like that makes his insecurities run rampant
- Epecially if it happens when he's right next to you
- Wants to leave the situation immediately, tugging your hand away and encouraging you two to leave
- He loves you dearly, but imagining you running off with someone else is one of those "what if" kind of fears that keeps him up at night. Seeing you get hit on by someone else scares him
Melone
- You just know he likes making the stranger uncomfortable
- It's so funny to him, that kind of unconventional way to deal with jealousy is so up his alley
- He agrees with the statements of how attractive you are and even pushes it a little bit by saying that he is the real man you "need" in life
- As long as your comfortable with it, he might be dirty with it too. Cracks jokes about joining the two of you and how "Y/n doesn't mind watching."
Ghiaccio
- Ghiaccio finds himself to be insecure and conflicted during times like this
- How you think of him matters, and he even tries to control his anger around you the most
- Because trust me: he'd rip that creep a new one, wants nothing more than to use White Album because he made you uncomfortable
- But ultimately he's left quietly seething, taking your hand and dragging you both away so he can think on his thoughts for the rest of the day
Risotto Nero
- Risotto has full trust in you and doesn't care much about the situation,,,at first
- One strong glance into his red eyes and most don't even bother talking to you like that anymore
- Especially when he's holding hands with you, making it so obvious without getting too into pda that you two are a couple
- But if it comes to a worst case scenario: Risotto truly isn't above using his stand to injure others that are bothering you. He will do anything to protect his loved ones <3
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rae-pss · 9 months
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I know la squadra's shared s/o is kept a secret within Passione for their safety, but one day some lower member caught them with the group or one of them.
This lead to them getting kidnapped for revenge or flirting with them cause they're all jealous on how the most despised team in Passione get to share a s/o
— RAE'S NOTE; oh my lord (👁👁). i like the angst this one could lead to...
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this couldn't be happening. no, please, it had to be a joke, a very bad one.
the scene in what was once a quiet space that served as a lounge for the renowned, and disowned, group of hit men known as la squadra di esecuzione, had turned into a real disaster.
however, the disaster was not obvious at first glance, it really wasn't at all.
the room, illuminated only by a few lighted lamps, was dead; the most terrifying silence ruled it completely. all the members, nine men that each one oftheir own made anyone terrify, sunk in the gloomiest of deadly silences.
on the center table, a glass table not very high, was full of various photos. polaroid images taken over several days, weeks and even months, which were mainly focused on a single person.
—what are we going to do…?
pesci asked uncertainly, his green orbs falling mainly on the two most authority figures in the room; mainly in his fratello prosciutto and then in that of the head of the group, risotto nero. noth men's faces with an expression of complete seriousness.
—isn't it obvious?
ghiaccio, who –surprising coming from him– was calm, began to speak. although everyone knew that right now, both he and the rest were a time bomb which, each with their respective remaining time, was about to explode.
the scenario was simple, as simple as it was unnerving for the nine men. it seems that during the last few months someone has intercepted them along with a certain someone, someone they wanted out of their world as much as possible; however, life is never the way you want it to be, much less in their field of work.
someone seemed to have seen them, on multiple occasions, with that one person, which led to what none of them wanted to happen.
—they've been kidnapped…
the murmur of disbelief that came from formaggio's lips revealed how complicated the situation was. and it's that, if the photos of them didn't deceive -which they surely did not-, someone had kidnapped them and kept them locked up in who knows where.
a soft, but efficient blow was given in the table, leading the men present there to startle before directing each and every one of their glances to whoever hit the table with his clenched fist.
—melone and ghiaccio, find the ip of all their devices plus check the security cameras close by. formaggio and illuso, both to their apartment to see if there's any possible trace we can follow. prosciutto, pesci, sorbet and gelato try to find out who the kidnappers might have been.
as always, the voice of reason in the group spoke loud and clear. risotto's bloodshot eyes locked on his companions one by one as their names escaped his lips, making it clear to them what they had to do.
—we're going to find them and make whoever kidnapped them suffer until their last breath.
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gmofreejojos · 2 years
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Poly La Squadra/Reader Group Sex Scenarios
18+ Only, Minors DNI.
cw: breeding, degradation, humiliation, anal, exhibitionism (some dubious consent, but mostly consensual), afab reader but written gender neutral
Starting off my first post on this blog with a bang, I guess lol. Really graphic stuff ahead! Sorry.
In this scenario, reader is dating all of the La Squadra members, but they are not dating each other.
Melone, Illuso, Formaggio, Ghiaccio, Risotto
Group sex is fairly uncommon among La Squadra, as most of them are deeply possessive. It's only through their dedication to each other as a team that allows for you to be shared at all.
However, Melone is an exception. And he doesn't just not mind sharing, he *loves* sharing. He has a thing for fucking you after one of his teammates has had you because he loves how wet and sloppy you are afterwards. He's very into the idea of you being oversexed, overstimulated, and constantly full of cum. He wants you dirty and he likes feeling dirty himself, and knowing that he's fucking another man's cum into you makes him feel very dirtyZ It also plays heavily into his breeding kink. He likes to imagine that he and his teammates are breeding you, so the more cum, the better.
The idea of you having everyone's cum in you at the same time drives him wild and eventually, he tries to organize it. Prosciutto doesn't want anything to do with it--too proud and he'd find his teammates more distracting than anything. Pesci's too shy and worries he'll be mocked for his technique. Risotto is content to watch. Illuso agrees only if he can go first. Formaggio is all for it, as it's been something he's secretly wanted to but didn't want to deal with his teammates making fun of him. Ghiaccio, initially, is very opposed.
And so, the fun begins. Illuso takes you first, with you on your back and your legs around his waist. His sexual prowess is a point of pride for him so he puts his all in to making sure you have a *very* good time. He doesn't plow into you mindlessly, but fucks you deep and hard, grinding his pelvis against yours so that your g-spot is massaged. He won't shut up about how wet you are for him and how tightly you're clenching down on his cock, but the dirty talk is more directed at his teammates than at you; he wants to prove to them that he's a better lover.
Jokes on him though, Formaggio and Melone are just turned on by the dirty talk and are stroking themselves while they watch. Risotto is inscrutable as always, but there's a bulge in his pants that betrays his enjoyment. But by the time Illuso finishes, Formaggio is raring to go. Illuso kisses you, long and deep, just to spite Formaggio and then steps back to watch. Unlike Melone, he doesn't jerk off. He's here to be a bitch.
Formaggio climbs onto you eagerly, forcing your knees to your chest and spreading your legs wide so he can get a good look. The sight of cum dripping out of your entrance does *a lot* for him--it's even better than he'd though it'd be. It doesn't even matter that it's Illuso's cum. He pushes into you without care for your comfort, groaning at how wet and sloppy you've become and mesmerized by the loud, lewd squelches your hole makes when he pushes in and out. Your whimpers of overstimulation just egg him on as he thrusts away, chasing his own pleasure. Normally he'd be a bit more careful because he's fairly girthy, but you're looser after taking Illuso and he's aroused by the knowledge that he can just plow you without fear--never mind that the intensity of marathon sex is making you melt. He cums quickly, pushing himself in all the way to make sure he really gets in there. When he pulls out, you're so wet that strings of cum cling to his cock. It nearly gets him going again, but...
Surprise! Ghiaccio busts in. He couldn't help but overhear your cries of pleasure and the squeaking bed frame and got too horny to concentrate. He's annoyed and still grossed out by the idea of having anyone's sloppy seconds (or thirds), but too horny to care. He's mad, horny, and needs an outlet and there you are, naked and ready for him. Melone is all too happy to let him go and Formaggio doesn't mind the break.
Ghiaccio fucks you with a vengeance, flipping you over onto your knees and pushing your face into the bed as he mounts you from behind. As always, his pace is furious and desperate; generally, sessions with Ghiaccio require at least a day of recovery and you're already boneless from Illuso and Formaggio's ministrations. Fortunately, Ghiaccio isn't very big and he can afford to be rough and rough he is, with his fingers digging into your hips hard enough to bruise and occasionally slapping your ass when he gets too excited by how it bounces as he fucks you. He has a *filthy* mouth, rambling on about what a cock hungry whore you are, how they keep you around only as a cum dump (it's not true, but thinking about it gets Ghiaccio going).
He yanks your head up by the hair when he cums, but to everyone's surprise he only slows down for a second before he keeps going. You're babbling nonsense at this point, unable to do anything other than squeal and squirm. Through your hazy vision, you can see Risotto staring directly into your eyes and it both arouses and embarrasses you--as weird as it sounds, you want him to see you this way, see how much of a slut you really are.
When Ghiaccio cums for a second time, he collapses over your body and just pants for a good 30 seconds. You're worried he's going to fall asleep right then and there, but Formaggio eventually tells him to move as watching you get pounded into oblivion really got him going. He slips his fingers inside you and pushes them in and out, and the sound it makes nearly makes him cum again. He takes you like that, with your chest to the bed and his chest against your back.
Once Formaggio has cum again, Melone is finally ready to go. This whole process has been sweet agony to him. Watching how well you take the rough poundings, hearing and seeing how messy you've become, it's been driving him wild and he's been desperate to cum for what feels like ages. He flips you over and pushes your knees to your chest, carefully scooping up any cum that's leaked out of you and pressing it back inside and lectures you with a grin about how important it is to not waste a drop. Without any resistance, he presses three fingers into you and, to your embarrassment, turns to Risotto, Formaggio, and Illuso and tells them to look at how loose you've become. You cover your face with your hands, embarrassed, but Melone peels them away from your face and tells you not to be embarrassed--the vagina is a muscle and it'll tighten back up in no time, and you being loose now just means you must really love getting bred by multiple men. Somehow, that's even worse.
When he enters you, Melone pushes your ankles up towards your head and lays his weight against the back of your knees into a mating press. He fucks you slow, hard, and deep, trying to find angles that make the most noise as he fucks you. He cums three times without pulling out, all in the span of 20 minutes, overwhelmed by how wet you are.
(Eroticized pregnancy talk warning) For his first two orgasms, he can hardly speak as his eyes roll back into his head. But after the first two, the dirty talk starts. It's talk that the rest of his teammates aren't really into, at least not openly. He starts going on about how you're definitely going to get pregnant after being filled with so much cum (hope you're on birth control, because if you aren't he timed this for the fertile window of your cycle). He babbles on about how he won't be able to keep his hands off of you when your breasts and belly swell up, how he'll milk you himself when you start lactating. Illuso and Formaggio are definitely giving each other "what the fuck" looks.
After he cums for the third time, Melone asks you to keep your legs in the air for a bit. You're exhausted from the rough treatment, but you do it anyway. A part of you loves how full and sore you feel. Melone and Formaggio curl up on either side of you for cuddling, despite how sweaty you all are. Illuso turns his nose up at the thought of cuddling his teammates, so he leaves.
(More breeding talk, oops) Eventually Risotto entices you up and out of the arms of Melone and Formaggio. He carries you to the bathroom and brings you into the shower with him. Youre too exhausted to be embarrassed by the constant stream of cum down your thighs and Risotto is polite enough not to comment. He praises you for how well you took his men as he gently washes you. Eventually, his hands creep between your legs and he presses two fingers into you, whispering in your ear that he's not the kind of man to take anyone's sloppy seconds, but if Melone's trying to breed you, he wants in on it. You're too exhausted to protest when he turns you around and tells you to place your hands on the wall. Risotto's a big man with the tool to match, but for the first time, you take him without any trouble. Risotto fucks you while you whimper uselessly, too tired to even squirm. Afterwards, he dries you off and carries you nude to his bed and bundles you up in blankets. You conk out immediately.
Prosciutto & Pesci
Prosciutto has absolutely no interest in group sex, knowing that he wouldn't be able to concentrate with all of his teammates chattering on.
But, he admits to himself that the idea *does* intrigue him. He's fantasized before about hearing you gag and choke on another cock while he fucks you hard and fast. Though he prefers to ~make love~ to you, there's a part of him that wants to debase you and use you. And who better to share you with than Pesci, who will do just as he says?
The next time Prosciutto has you to himself, he calls Pesci up to his room. Prosciutto is already fucking you at this point and poor Pesci sputters and goes bright red when he opens the door to see your legs wrapped around Prosciutto's waist while he fucks you.
Pesci tries to leave, but Prosciutto calls him back--he's decided that Pesci needs to learn how to fuck like a man, not like a boy (poor Pesci does a decent enough job, but he's ever so careful with you). He commands Pesci to watch and watch he does, incredibly embarrassed and hard as well. Prosciutto explains exactly what he's doing to you as Pesci looks on, approaching it from a clinical angle but it's clear that he's riling himself. He starts going on about how Pesci needs to assert himself more, needs to fuck you and remind you of your place.
Eventually, Prosciutto beckons Pesci over and tells him to take out his cock. Pesci panics, but Prosciutto turns you over on to your knees and slips back inside of you, yanking your hair back to open your mouth. He tells Pesci that you're eager for it and truly, you're happy to comply.
Pesci's a *big* boy. He's thick and long and Prosciutto feels his dick twitch when he thinks about all that meat stretching you open. You take Pesci into your mouth, letting him thrust at his leisure. But it's not good enough for Prosciutto; he wants to hear you *choke*. He tells Pesci to stop being a pussy and to fuck your throat properly.
And he does. It's *brutal*. The incessant pounding from both ends of your body is almost too much to handle, but it doesn't last long--Pesci's always been a quick shot and Prosciutto's driven wild by the wet sounds of Pesci fucking your throat and the obvious strain.
Prosciutto loses it when he feels you cum around his cock with Pesci's dick lodged down your throat.
Bonus: Risotto + All
Risotto's fine with his men fucking your pussy, but he's insistent that your ass is his and he wants them to know that.
At first, you're not so sure about that; after all, he's very big and you've never really been one for anal.
But Risotto takes the time to train you up to it. And not just stretch you--he wants you to *like* it, to crave it, to cum from getting your ass fucked.
He starts with just eating your ass while he vibes your clit, then eases you onto one of his fingers. Your ass is a vice and it makes him feel eager to truly destroy it and make it his own little cocksleeve. You enjoy how the thick finger in your ass makes your vaginal walls rub together and, despite the new sensations, end up cumming a couple of times.
He does this everyday, increasing the amount of fingers, all the while fantasizing about fucking you where no one else can. Then he has you wearing plugs, constantly, gradually increasing in size. You do eventually come to love it. Even without clitoral stimulation, the sensation of something stretching out your ass gets you wet. The constant arousal isn't too terrible, as you have seven men around you that want to bone you. No one seems to mind that you're much tighter with a plug in your ass.
The day Risotto feels confident that you can finally take his cock, he tells you to wear a skirt or a dress w/ nothing underneath. And absolutely no sex or masturbation. You spend the day hopelessly aroused, pressing your thighs together and terrified you'd start dripping down your legs.
Towards the end of the day, Risotto calls everyone together. Assuming it's a meeting of some sort, everyone looks pretty bored. Until he calls you in.
He beckons you over and turns you so that your backside is to everyone else. You're just as confused. But when he bends you over and flips up your skirt to show his men your bare pussy, wet from neglect, you understand. You want to curl up and die from the embarrassment, but the arousal is too strong.
You moan as Risotto slowly eases the plug out of your ass and discards it. Risotto turns you around and lifts you on to his lap from his seated position so that you face his men. Their faces express a range of emotions--shocked, embarrassed, angry, but, most of all, aroused. You hide your face from them, too ashamed to look at them.
When he pulls out his hard cock, the length of it slaps against your pussy, making you squeak. Then he lifts you up and slowly spears you on his massive length. It's a sensation like no other--you have never felt so full. But the stretching did its job and there's only pressure, no pain. More than anything, it feels *good*.
Risotto inches you down his considerable length and each inch is a throb of heat through your gut. You're so worked up from not cumming all day that everything feels amplified. When you reach the base, he gives your clit a single, gentle rub and you cum, unable to hold back. It's one of the strongest orgasms you've ever had and you squirm through it, anchored by Risotto's hands on your hips.
After your orgasm subsides, Risotto grips your waist and begins to bounce you on his cock. You forget about the rest of the squad and can only feel the burning heat of Risotto inside you. You can't help but rub your clit, cumming multiple times as he fucks you.
Risotto cums with a groan, holding you against his pelvis as he rocks up into you. After a moment, he lifts you out of his lap and lets his cock slide out of you. He slips the plug back into your ass and stands, placing you in the chair he once occupied. Wordlessly, he leaves. He's made his point--that hole is his, and his men can do what they like with the rest of you.
And they do.
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mink-place · 2 years
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La squadra finding their s/o dead after a mission?
Sure! Hope this is okay, dear anon! I made it kinda like headcanons but scenarios(? Idk, it's too long lol
Also, I didn't put Illuso bc it's hard to me to write for him, but if you want Illuso just ask me and I'll do it! (Prosciutto it's a lil ooc)
La Squadra Di Esecuzione finding their s/o dead after a mission
Tw: death, angst.
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Risotto Nero
He was worried about his partner, they didn't answer his calls on the last hour, they were sent to a mission and they were supposed to call when they had finished it.
Telling Prosciutto to watch the base and getting on the car of Ghiaccio he drove to the location of the mission.
He entered onto the building, looking that it was destroyed, dust floating in the air on a fog and debris on the floor.
He was quiet while looking for someone, maybe the enemy where still there. But then he saw an arm under a piece of ceiling.
His eyes opened wide, but still tried to keep as quiet as he could while approaching the body who now he recognized at his partner.
He moved the piece of ceiling above them, looking their fragile body covered in blood, their torn clothes and finally their face, eyes empty and their half open mouth, all covered in sweat, dust and blood.
His heart was racing as he picked up his s/o on his lap, with one of his hands he hoped of them to have pulse or be breathing, even if it was a little bit. But they weren't.
For a while he kept on there, kneed with his s/o on his lap, looking to their eyes, as if they were going to move again.
He didn't have the privilege to cry, he couldn't cry, he needed to get to the base and just get over it, but he knew it wouldn't be that easy.
“I failed for you, as your partner and as your capo.” he murmurs to them, knowing that they won't hear him.
“I'm... Sorry.” he stands up with them on his arms and slowly goes back to the car, not looking back to the building.
During the drive back to the base he has a blank expression, knowing that when he arrives he's not Risotto, he's the capo, and he has to behave like one even on the tougher moments.
He gets to the base, gets out of the car and picks them up again. Enters in the base, where all of La Squadra are waiting for him sitting on the main room.
“Risotto, how-” Prosciutto it's the first to talk when he sees his capo, but when he sees their partners body on his arms he just frozes on his place.
Everyone is quiet, Risotto looks at everyone with his same expression as always, even if his glare is almost blank.
“(Name) has died on their mission.” he just says, Pesci is almost on tears and everyone else is frozen. “We have to bury them and finish what they didn't.”
“Are you alright, capo?” Formaggio asks, with a worried look.
“Don't worry about me.”
He is devastated inside, but he has to be a comfort, to be strong for his teammates, if he trembles, everyone and everything will crash down.
He probably won't have any partner in a future, he doesn't want to experiment another loss.
He also becomes a more serious capo, he just wants all his teammates to be safe, but he thinks that now he'll fail to protect them too.
Prosciutto
He was with them on the mission, but he separed of them to search the enemy, both according to call the other if they encountered the enemy.
After a while he didn't find the enemy, so he was about to call his partner, but he saw a missing call of his partner. Damning himself for not have listened to it.
He ran to where his s/o was searching and then he saw them, laying on the floor with wounds all over their body and a piece of what seemed like a metal tube through their stomach.
He gulped, feeling his heart on his throat and his hands sweating, he was trembling as he approached his s/o body, looking so degraded, their soullesse eyes looking at nowhere.
“(Name)? (Name) please...” he called them while kneeling down to catch their head on his chest, taking their pulse and their breathing, but none of them where there. “Come on! Stand up, we have to get to a hospital!” he was terrified for once “STAND UP!” he yelled, but they didn't.
He clenched his fists and closed his eyes strongly to not cry, knowing that it was his fault for not have listened to his phone when they called him.
Breathing deep, he stood up, leaving their body there and walking away to calm himself before calling Risotto to let him know that they have died.
“I'm sorry, Prosciu-”
“You don't have to.” he interrumpts his capo. “Come to get them, I have to finish the mission.”
He swallows his tears to find the person who killed his love and make them pay, for his pride and his lover's pride.
He runs to find their killer and when he finds them he also kills them, finding himself crying when he has finished.
“We finished the mission.” he whispers to the sky, as if they were going to hear him.
When he finally stops crying he gets to the base covered in blood, of the enemy and of his partner, Pesci is the one to approach him and asks him if he's okay.
Prosciutto keeps as his normal self, but know is more protective over Pesci, he needs to protect him like he didn't with his partner
Doesn't allow himself to cry anymore, he has to be strong, and he will.
Also, he will feel kinda afraid to be on a relationship again.
Pesci
He and his partner where on a building, both fighting on different places of the building to different enemies. He managed to kill his enemy, but then he heard an screaming from some place of the building.
He ran through the floors, searching for his s/o's enemy, thinking that the enemy was the one who screamed in pain and feeling really proud of himself and his partner.
He arrived to the first floor, where he stopped when he saw a blood river peeking from one of the rooms.
“(Name)? I have killed one of them! Do you need help with the other?” he entered to the room, happy to help his love, but he fell to his knees when he encountered his partner bleeding out on the floor with a big injury on their stomach and both of their legs torn.
“P-please, wake up, you have to... Don't leave me.” he cried while crawling to his s/o, feeling his heart ache on his chest.
He caught them on his arms, hugging them not caring of getting blood on himself. Pesci sobbed on their dead body, feeling useless and devastated, he should have been with them, maybe like that they wouldn't have died.
When he feels a little better, at least to talk properly, he calls Prosciutto, informing of the situation. Prosciutto goes to the place he is with the capo, Risotto will take care of the body while Prosciutto goes with him to find the other enemy.
Prosciutto will be a little rude with Pesci just to make him swallow his sadness to finish the mission, but when they kill the enemy Prosciutto comforts him and lets him cry on his shoulder if he needs to.
Pesci will be really sad and will be afraid to have another partner because he thinks they'll die too and he won't be capable of protect them.
He'll “talk” to his partner looking up to the sky on the moments he feels really sad and needs comfort.
Formaggio
He was with his s/o on a mission, but after a slip, he lost them, but he thought they were okay without him so he focused on looking for the enemy.
He found it, yeah, but exactly when the enemy was kicking the death body of his partner, he was shocked, but reacted fast enough to use his stand with the enemy.
He made them small enough to crash their bones by stepping on his arms or legs, watching them scream in pain while half crying and cursing them for killing his s/o.
“You fucking bastard, you...” he kept stepping on their body even if they were already dead.
After calming himself he goes with the dead body of his s/o, kneeling beside them and picking their body.
“Come on, babe, please wake up. You can do it, I'm sure you can...” he'll take a bit to assume thst they're dead, but when he does he calls Risotto to inform that the mission is done, but their partner was dead.
He'll try to get over it as soon as possible and keep being the same Formaggio as always, but it's obvious that he's devastated inside.
In the end he'll accept that his partner is no longer there and will continue with his life, maybe even get other partner.
Ghiaccio
He was sent to look for his partner because they didn't answer the calls of Risotto nor inform about the mission.
He arrived the location on his car and he saw something laying on the ground, it was a person.
Ghiaccio got out of the car to see who was there, maybe it was the enemy, but then he recogniced thar the person was his s/o.
While screaming italian curses he approached his s/o to check their state, they had a lot of big wounds on their body who were still bleeding, their clothes torned and covered in blood and dust from the ground.
He'll inform the capo that the mission is a total failure between curses, but he kinda calms down to inform that his partner is dead.
He will left his s/o there to search for the enemy and kill them, he isn't angry or sad, he's shocked, he doesn't know how to feel.
After killing the enemy he'll return with his s/o, now that the capo has arrived to get rid of the body.
“Maybe this is hard for you, Ghiaccio.” he'll try to empathize with him.
“I... Don't know.” he will help to get rid of the body, but his mind is blank, he can't really assume that his partner is dead, at least for a while.
It's hard for him to have another partner, mostly because he doesn't think that love is something that he needs.
Will get over it after some time, but until then his fits of rage will be worse and more often.
He just needs some time, that's it.
Melone
He was near the location his partner was, because he was looking for them to help the mission, but they didn't answer his calls and that's why he got his motorcycle and drove to their location.
When he arrives he's really careful to try and not alert the enemy that someone else is there, will try to contact his partner again, but again, they don't answer.
By walking around he finally finds them, but not on the state he wanted, they were hanged on a wall with something through their chest.
He'll put them down to the ground and check them, they were bleeding out long time ago and they didn't have pulse or were breathing, so he confirmed they were dead.
Calmly he'll call the base to inform of the situation, he knows that those are things that happens when you work at a mafia, so he tries to remain as calm as possible.
Knowing that Risotto will arrive to get rid of the body, he'll try to get the mission finished, he doesn't want to seem insensitive, but he expected them to die.
When he has finished the mission he'll go back to the base, at this time Risotto had took care of his dead partner.
He'll remain as before the incident, but a little less eccentric, he seems like he's not affected by their dead but he just accepted it when he saw their body so it's not hard to him to get over it.
Maybe he'll get another partner, but it's not sure.
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squadrah · 1 year
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From My CuriousCat
"Headcanons for epidemics at the La Squadra home base? Maybe it's the flu season, or maybe it is mass food poisoning, - assassins are getting sick left and right. thoughts, vibes, scenarios?"
I will go with general sickness!
My very first thought was that Prosciutto recovers the quickest - not because he's healthy or his immune system is strong, but because he has no qualms about blasting himself repeatedly with The Grateful Dead until the virus/bacteria/etc. is purged from his system. He also uses The Grateful Dead to fumigate his apartment and any other place he passes through, so he is an extremely effective killer of air-borne diseases. The only problem is, no member of La Squadra is willing to let him use The Grateful Dead on them directly except for Gelato from time to time, which means they must suffer through their illnesses as best they can and Prosciutto is stuck going to the pharmacy and procuring food for them while they do that.
(Just imagine Prosciutto in a white suit with a red shirt underneath going about the base checking in on everyone and doing what he has to and that's basically my vision of La Squadra when ill, lmaooo.)
Risotto is usually very stout, but when he gets sick he's prone to lamenting his existence and his choices. Whether he's sick or not, though, he always feels like a furnace so sicker members will definitely congregate to him for warmth. Very grateful for any attention.
Pesci, like Risotto, is very resilient and often helps Prosciutto run errands for the sick and offers positivity at this trying time. When he gets sick, it really is just that bad. Whenever illness gets to him, he caves into the weakness and dissolves into a whining mess, but nobody can stay angry or annoyed with him for long, so it's fine.
Formaggio is the type that gets sick, tries to take care of himself, fails repeatedly, and finally they're like "JUST GO BACK TO BED, ASSHOLE!" and nurse him properly. Very cuddly when ill, and makes terrible jokes about it, so some patience is required.
Illuso gets one whiff of illness going about and he immediately retreats to the mirror world, locking out all germs. He has a pair of unused rubber gloves on his person at all times for such emergencies, and will reach out of the mirror wearing those if he needs anything. Will not help anyone, he's too worried about contracting their diseases despite technically having the means of purging himself with his ability. Old habits of wanting to get away from the nastiness of other people's sickness die hard.
Melone is already sickly, so if he gets sicker it's pretty much an emergency. Thankfully the others keep tabs on him and Baby Face laptop searching for pills around the living area is a good indicator that Melone needs help ASAP. A very patient sufferer, however, so despite his conditions, he is one of the easiest to look after.
Ghiaccio on the other hand is the angry sufferer. He hates life a lot but BOY does he fucking hate life if he's sick on top of it. Grumbles endlessly until he's hoarse. No comfort to anyone whatsoever. He's sometimes cared for in isolation because he makes the rest even more miserable.
Sorbet is only a notch below Ghiaccio because he also hates suffering and the unpleasant physical biproducts of illness, particularly clamminess and migraines. You would normally think of him as placid and nonchalant, but the moment he's down, he sours like vinegar and has a low but acrid rant locked and loaded for anyone who talks to him unnecessarily while he's languishing.
Meanwhile, Gelato absolutely refuses to be ill. Like Formaggio, he will take to self-medicating, but unlike Formaggio, he is more successful because 1) he is willing to ask Prosciutto to blast the culprits out of his system, and 2) before he ever asks Prosciutto, he will crawl to his cabinet, get the navy rum out, and swallow enough in one go to knock himself unconscious. Whenever he wakes up, he's usually almost back to normal. Everyone hates this.
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r0z0 · 1 year
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This scenario has been playing on loop in my mind like crazy. Can you do headcanons of La Squadra with a teammate s/o, and her stand is like the opposite of Formaggio's. Meaning she can make herself into a tall giantess and maximize food and such. They wouldn't ever have to grocery shop again so long as they're cool with eating off the same plate.
La Squadra with a s/o that can make things bigger!
Some info: I thought about a name for this stand lol. "Big in Japan" maybe?
Risotto Nero
Cool. Every stand ability is usable in some ways.
He doesn't know how, but he will figure out something for you.
"So, can it reverse Fromaggio's stand effects?"
Lots of questions of course. Answer them.
Prosciutto
"Cool." is all you get to hear.
He kind of doesn't care right now about it.
He is Pesci's mentor, why would he be interested in you if he already has one newbie under his wings?
Pesci
"Oh! It's really nice."
A little bit excited about it... Okay, he is very excited that he is no longer a newbie.
Wants to be friends with you.
Helps you with your ability and teaches you about mafia life.
Melone
All up in your business.
Knows every single detail about you and your ability. A walking encyklopedia.
"Can you [...]" or "Is it possible that [...]". He also asks a lot of questions. Lots of them are not work related.
Formaggio
Calls you copycat for the rest of your life.
#1 enemy, even if you have to paired together due to your stand ability.
Man hates your guts for a while, but he gets used to you over time.
Illuso
He doesn't care.
Like really.
"Ugh. Who cares. My stand is the best."
Ghiaccio
"Okay.".
Won't show you his stand tho. Don't ever talk about it. Don't even think about it.
Puffy princess.
"So what. If you were normal, you wouldn't be here, phew."
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May I please for a scenario or headcanons for poly La Squadra including Sorlato with fem darling who knows about their interest towards her and her saying this:
"I know your interest in me, and I'm willing to return those feelings if you let me continue working in my doll shop and you guys work there. Also, I know your original paychecks sucks, so we all get what we want."
Cool, extra hands to help out? Seems like a good bargain, on the surface, there’s no take backs once you say “yes” and being Yandere they will test their dearests mettle to the limits.
Yandere! La Squadra w/ doll shop owner darling
So whether you repair, sell, make dolls, they’re all ready to help. Which depending on the options could be quite chaotic. There will be times they absolutely make you uncomfortable.
Formaggio probably makes comments of how this is rather a bit girly for him and he’d rather just hang around you, Illuso makes a jab at his statement in which these two have a little back and forth. They don’t really end up fighting but there’s a little intensity you can feel.
He then keeps coming up to you for the smallest of tasks or takes forever on certain bits that should be child’s play. It’s absolutely on purpose and almost impossible to get him off your back.
He also mentions you’re so sweet for paying them. That it’s a good thing that he’s there with the others, otherwise you could get taken advantage of. He’s only allowed to do that, and you can feel the irony of his statement thick in the air.
Sewing/clothing repair is interestingly enough right up Pesci’s alley. He’s worked with fishing line and other thin wires so learning isn’t hard when you teach him. Which you likely praise him for how quickly he’s picked things up.
If you compliment him he gets rather shaky, you swear you see some blush to his cheeks, and Prosciutto scolds him to at least try and keep his composure. His heart flys to the moon if you think his nervousness is cute.
Prosciutto is sort of beaming with pride, but at the same time insists having some time with you himself. There might be a lingering amount of jealousy he had for Pesci’s praise coming from you, but he puts that aside and decides he needs to step up his game.
He gets all professional with you and staring at your stitch work, he’ll immediately help you with any snag/mistake you might’ve made. There’s a point he might even guide your own hands if he sees the need.
He absolutely makes sure you can feel him beside you, and is memorizing every type of fabric you use, the measurements, and accessories. Is he much too close to one side of your ear? That’s a yes. He’ll even tell you it’s absolutely necessary, somehow batting off your concerns as if they’re excuses.
Sorbet and Gelato are an interesting pair that love keeping each other company whenever they can dip out. It feels like they’re unproductive in their work, but by the time you’re closing every little thing you asked them to do is done. It seems they’re rather great at keeping your dolls clean honestly. This does come at a personal cost, if no one else is cornering you Sorbet and Gelato will absolutely be there. Gelato seems to recommend certain dolls be rearranged in a certain way. A couple of them are plucked and the money is all in the register. Sorbet on the other hand seems to be great at seeing which ones have massive value if you received a donation or sale. Telling you them to lock them behind glass, the two of them seem to joke about locking you beind a cute glass display. The way they say it seemingly romantically doesn’t feel like a joke however.
Melone does very well with making sure all of your money is accounted for, somehow he knows all your expenses and other things he probably shouldn’t know about you.
If you’re working in the back and he comes into help with a little dusting or cleaning. He will make pretty suggestive comments about you, and suggests some of the outfits the dolls have would be adorable. If you distract him with something such as horoscopes, he immediately explains every little thing about each sign. How you two positively match and were meant to be. Can end up being rather overwhelming.
He does end up having good suggestions on what people seem to gravitate towards. Which of course he tells you this in great detail.
No matter what job he’s put in he almost always manages to be creepy someway, so you’re likely to have him somewhere out of sight out of mind. He doesn’t consider this a punishment in the slightest, and will certainly take advantage with flirting with you behind the scenes. Having him in front of customers is a big no-no however.
Ghiaccio is another handful of his own, he gets sets off pretty easily so you have to figure out a decent way for him to work on something. He does tend to grab your hand occasionally and gently pull you over to him without warning. (Except around risotto).
He does get very agitated if a customer tries to disrespect you. They may not ever come back if he gets their hands on them.
Insists on having you within his eyesight almost constantly, or at least having you around with whatever task you’re having him do.
You do have to coach him out of his jealousy rages or getting aggravated at another member occasionally. Usually you end up making him some type of tea, he indeed relishes this.
Illuso is likely to be the best at being at the front (aside from yourself or prosciutto). He rather enjoys that you don’t mind him “hogging” the position. It gives him an easy way to be almost constantly in your presence.
He’s thorough on whatever you task him with, he wouldn’t be an assassin if he wasn’t capable after all. He’s so thorough he takes advantage and insists to help you himself. Does his best to make you flustered at any given point in the day.
He definitely stalks you and will chillingly mention a show you liked on tv the night before. Unironically engaging in said show’s contents, all while reveling in your conflicting expressions. He’ll fluster you even more if given the chance, up to the point he’s pulled away to do something else.
Risotto is his another enigma with his obsessiveness, he insists on doing everything during closing hours. Taking inventory/stocking, some of your business side paperwork is done even though you didn’t ask him to. He seems normal on the outside but there’s this aura about him that inwardly sets you off. Like he never wants you to leave his sight.
Any troublesome things occurring outside your business (and your home if it’s not right by) cease. He absolutely follows you home every night and early morning when possible. You’ll never see him however, he makes sure of that. He keeps his team in line when need be, but ironically that means you as well.
He wants you comfortable but he’s not afraid of going right to the edge of insanity to keep you around. He’ll certainly coordinate with other members of the team. He considers your “yes” a contract of approval and will do what he sees fit to keep you around. If that means going to the lengths of threatening others so be it. But he and the others already agreed upon this regardless of how you felt about them.
There are dozens of times he just seems to pop out of nowhere on you. He doesn’t seem to have issue with this in the slightest, if you need your hand held from nearly having a heart attack he’s there to oblige.
Just before he goes out on a mission, he always leaves a favorite food of yours (packaged preferably) on your desk.
If you wonder how he got in without giving him with a key, he likely used Metallica to figure out the shape of the keyhole of your locks.
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standfucker · 2 years
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Another random... not even really a scene. Scenario, maybe? But basically this particular reader calls everyone in La Squadra a one-syllable nickname, except Risotto.
Formaggio = Form
Melone = Mel
Illuso = Loose (he HATES this)
Pesci = Shi
Prosciutto = Pro
Ghiaccio = Ghi
No one really cares (except Illuso) until a conversation reveals why. Something like
Melone: "Hey, Y/N, why don't you call Risotto by a nickname?"
Reader: "Out of respect."
(quiet moment as everyone realizes what this means)
Reader: "Yeah, I pretty much don't respect any of you. Sorry." (does not sound sorry)
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Tarot Cards and Assassins, ft. Sorbet.
Don't think I'd leave Gelato out by his lonesome, now! The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed...
For him, I'll give him...
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The devil. I "draw" the Devil Arcana.
While upright, it represents violence, commitment, temptation, chained to base desires, and drive. Reversed, it symbolizes blindness, childishness, and feebleness.
We have slightly more info on him than his husband, and this little piece is the fateful piece that started it all. This one was easiest to dissect together.
According to Nero, he's motivated by money, at least to where he'd show up for meetings to get his share. And in the updated graphic in the same episode, he's the one with the scowl on his face while Gelato held the payment. It's very realistic that the idea of scoring more $ from the hated boss was so tempting, he jumped at the first not-opportunity. Diavolo's name directly translates to "devil", further signaling a motif of the devil tempting the sinful. And in his case, there wasn't even a reward when he took the bait, apart from death.
His efforts came undone, putting himself, his husband, and later his closest friends on the chopping block, his execution signifying their fates coming undone. However, even Sorbet's brief appearance showcased the reversed Devil.
Blinded to the worst case scenario, he flew too close to the sun, and was rendered pathetic in his last moments. He couldn't even see his husband die. He acted on impulse, and NOW SEE WHAT HAPPENED! He could only watch as his life withered away under the knife.
He is, as mentioned before on his husband's post, usually the touchier one, on a much lighter note, showing his tempting to probably make love with him right then and there. The two insisted on doing every mission together, were they not? Could ya really blame Illuso (implied to have spied on the two having sex before) for thinking that with the little info we got on them?
Additionally, even in the Persona side of things, those under the Devil card of supports are more harsh. You usually see Sorbet as such in fanworks. And I do ascribe to... certain ideals but I have a huge soft spot for a secretly really anxious Sorbet, puhuhuhuh... He seems to be the moon to Gelato's sun, get it? And his shark fin ass hair reminds one of a horn.
With this, his Arcana is the Devil. Have we learned nothing from Cuphead?
"I am thou, thou art I Thou hast turned a vow into a blood oath.
Thy bond shall become the wings of rebellion and break the yoke of thy heart. Thou hast awakened to the ultimate secret of the Devil, granting thee infinite power..."
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I have another idea for la squadra. I was listening to Ghost by Justin Bieber and had this idea.
Imagine poly las squadra in a relationship with a civilian s/o, just a normal healthy relationship that they managed to keep secret until either on of the rival gang or the boss caught wind of them and disposed of them.
This devastated all of them, some better hiding it that others. Two years passed, they were more ruthless in their kills, all to try to forget the pain.
One morning, Pesci ran out of his room and woke up the rest of the squad. Annoyed at his outburst, Ghiaccio asked what the hell was wrong with him.
Pesci: L-look inside my room.
The man pointed a shaky finger to his door, confused and even more annoyed they entered and all nearly had a heart attack.
It was you, peacefully sleeping and alive.
Shock, hope, confusion and happiness was all they were feeling, you were back to them but it was still confusing. Until Illuso and Gelato noticed today's date. It was two years before your death.
With anew resolve, they were determine to keep you safe, even if it means to be prisoner. They refuse to loose you again.
OR
They went back in time before they started dating, just meeting them. At first they try avoid them, to give them a better life but it proved to hard. Just seeing them with another person sends them in a possessive fury.
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I <3 Groundhog Day/time loop scenarios
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soupbabe · 2 years
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hehe hello! i see your request is open again. i really love ypur hcs of reader accidentally called the crusaders big bro/dad, would you mind if i request the same scenario but with la squadra? thank you so much!
Reader Accidentally Calling La Squadra Big Bro/Dad
I love doing familial/platonic content sm it's always so cute <33
- Calling Formaggio or Melone bro will spark the giddiest reaction out of them
- They've always wanted a little sibling to poke fun at and fawn over, and that opened the flood gates to endless embarrassment on your end </3
- It's very similar for Sorbet and Gelato when you called them your dads, nothing but warmth fills their hearts (Gelato more expressive than his husband)
- Sorbet is more likely to take the role more personally however, being the one to fulfill the protective aspect of it all the quickest
- Illuso, Prosciutto, and Ghiaccio are the ones to be very dismissive about the brother title at first, but they are very flattered at the remark
- While the first two are typically ones to not turn down a compliment, it's when it's something so personal it chokes them up
- All three of them don't necessarily do the whole "vunerable" thing, but appreciate the honor nonetheless
- Pesci and Risotto are the ones to be stunned by such remarks, maybe even deny it at first
- Being referred to as your big brother is a big responsibility and high honor (especially for Pesci, poor boy is almost in tears) that they don't really view themselves worthy for
- Though they learn to warm up to it and embrace it as you casually refer to them as big brother as the days go on
- Even they're the ones more open to call you their little sibling more often too
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rae-pss · 8 months
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˗ˏˋ JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURES !
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༉‧₊˚. ─ HEADCANONS !
— bucciarati gang & la squadra reacting to their future s/o singing barbie dreams
— la squadra reacting to their s/o having a collection of haunted dolls
— la squadra reacting to their s/o ripping someone's throat after feeling in danger
— la squadra during soccer/football season
— bruno, abbachio and mista with an s/o with a medusa-like stand
— la squadra with an s/o that sleepwalks
༉‧₊˚. ─ DRABBLES !
— bucciarati gang & la squadra's respective s/o are bff
— la squadra's s/o is kidnapped
— soulmate au with sorlatto
༉‧₊˚. ─ SCENARIOS !
— kars ai cover of la llorona
༉‧₊˚. ─ INCORRECT QUOTES !
— my hands are cold (illuso)
— ask someone out (pesci & formaggio)
— the autocorrect (risotto)
— the food is hot (sorbet, gelato, ghiaccio & prosciutto)
— i fell (illuso)
— better as friends (melone)
— seducing into healthy sleep (risotto)
༉‧₊˚. ─ RANDOM !
— songs that remind me of la squadra but i'm projecting my romantic interest with music related to their stands
— songs that remind me of bucciarati's gang but i'm projecting my romantic interest with music related to their stands
— is melone a cat or a ferret?
— which desing of melone and formaggio i prefer
— vibes from formaggio, illuso and melone (chubby s/o)
— illuso's a fan of twice | illuso likes old spanish woman music
— pet gifs of jojo's villains (from part 2 to 5) heads
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