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samapitongzabala · 3 months

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Hi bitch ive been busy. I forgot to share a sad beats so there and is link thats not bandcamp: https://push.fm/fl/0OKVK8cK and then a link that is bandcamp: https://samzabala.bandcamp.com/track/sarong-banggi my shit aside from sad beats and its just nerdy coding shit: https://samzabala.space/projects/piano/ https://samzabala.space/projects/ghoststoriesdubipsum/ I got interviewed too: https://boldjourney.com/news/meet-sam-zabala/ i love you 🙂

#muh song #opm #bicol #ive also been binge rewatching naruto from the og series and shippuden to boruto and i may have lost my mind #ive full circled and kakashi is my husband once again #one of the founding daddies of my girlhood awakening #dear god #gaara is my son u guys #i forgot #how slutty i was for this anime good grief #and i watched neji die again so that was not a good time #i miss kuya neji #sasuke is actually an ugly little child waow payt me #it ok my dude all kids are ugly anyway #how the fuck u let ur boogers dangle your nose like that all day nauseating #also after rewatching sai is not so bad hes top tier now for mee #im gonna shove it up my ass but only partial of tha naruto's ipad kid era part #i hate boruto so much im going to see it through #ok goodnye again #wait i need to pee #Spotify #why is tumblr's ui even shittier now #stop shitting bitch

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soldier-poet-king · 10 months

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Ughhhhh

Like tried to open the "hey I'm thinking abt moving out" discussion and it just. Hm

- why leave when you can save so much money living here

- implications of them being hurt because I'm leaving more because this house is slowly killing me and less because of my horrific 2.5hr daily commute

- I need to live in a community again. I can't do suburbs anymore. Even urban loneliness is better than this. At least there are people about. I can go pop into little shops. Join a club. Deadass wandering around a mall would feel less isolating than this. ANYTHING

- unspoken but present "no one in our family has moved out until they got married", ESP for the women on my mother's side, and even then they moved literally down the street and formed a weird codependent dysfunctionional situation that I can't seem to extricate myself from

- it's expensive but I am going to kill someone and then myself if I have to stay here longer. I haven't had a life since 2020. And yeah partially that's covid and even more so it's Living Here and slowly dying a bit everyday after having been free and on my own for 8 yrs

- I spent those 8 yrs putting myself back together slowly and figuring out who I wanted and needed to be and within a year of being back I came the closest to forced involuntary psychiatric hold that I've ever been and I don't think that's a coincidence. The move is not entirely to blame. But it's hard to help myself in an environment like this one. I'm going to need a whole lifetime to piece myself back together and I still don't think it'll ever sit right or be whole again

- but if I leave who'll look out for bro 3. The baby. The sensitive one. The one most similar in temperament to me. Or it'll hurt my parents feelings and what little progress they've made will backslide and everything will get worse again and maybe my dad will *** and it'll just be. My fault.

-bro 2 fucked off across the country without guilt and I wish I could just not care but unfortunately I was raised to be the therapist and carer and my whole purpose of being is to sacrifice myself for other people's comfort so what else am I supposed to do. I have to make up for myself somehow

- my parents bought a starter home with shitty jobs when they were younger than me. I'm maybe NEVER going to be able to afford property, but if I don't start "wasting" money every month on rent I'm not going to live long enough for that to BE a problem. Let alone things like investing and retirement savings. But what if I lose my job or smthn goes drastically wrong and I end up back here with my tail between my legs anyways. Idk if I could survive that again

I am so goddam tired of every decision I make being the wrong one for my family. Of none of my (significant!) accomplishments mattering because they're not the traditional milestones. No I've never had a relationship, I've never even been in a date or been kissed. I'm a weird unattractive person and that's fine because I'm particular and peculiar about relationships anyway. Even if I hate that and I'm defined by hunger and grief. No I'm not engaged or married with kids. I'm tired of me appearing years behind my peers socially because I had to spend so long recovering from wanting to die all the time that I don't feel my age or maturity level even tho I AM comptent at my job and also just good and social lying to appear friendly and normal. I'm tired of being nanny and therapist and mom and all of these horrible gendered responsibilities that I never wanted and can't escape and have shaped me and ruined me and idk what I am without them and I can't even feel resentful without guilt because isn't that what I'm FOR. What else am I for than that. That's my purpose and my Duty and Obligation and I'm weak and selfish for chafing against it. I'm not allowed to love parts of my family and culture and then hate and resent all the ones that have hurt and trapped me and will continue to do so until either I, or all of them, are dead.

All I did was hurt and/or upset both my parents which makes everything worse for everyone in this hell house and maybe that's not my fault or responsibility but it sure feels like it is, and I can't escape it regardless.

I'm so goddam tired

#franposting #just whining its.#yeah #suicide mention cw #IM FINE DW IM TAGGING TO BE SAFE FOR OTHERS #im deeply miserable but im fine. i even ate dinner AND fruit #AND made lunch for tmrw #im just. gonna go watch arcane. or read naruto. both of which will hurt me #but maybe it needs to be external rn #work tmrw. and soo many meetings bc my boss is back and i have to like. showcase that i was ok left alone for 2 weeks #and was actually productive #why am i here. whats the purpose. the reason. the goal of it all. what am i supposed to be doing #beyond simple hollow pleasures to keep me going #so i can drag myself out of bed everyday out of a sense of duty #and that i have to keep going bc maybe itll make the world even the slightest bit better than i found it #and im now allowed any easy outs #i. am once again. going to do a hair mask. literally the only emotional cure all i know other than booze. which is. bad. obvs

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lecliss · 5 months

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I finished the special story in Connections and it got me to bawl my eyes out so bad. That story was so much more meaningful and emotional and impactful than the entirety of Naruto itself. What the fuck do you mean it was written by Kishimoto????? He did NOT write something for a side story in one of the ultimate ninja storm games and make it better than anything he's ever done before. There's just no fucking way.

#i fucking hate when filler and non canon side stuff is like. better than canon lmao #and not cuz like. filler doesnt deserve it ooo fuck filler whatever NO!!!!! BECAUSE IF ITS GOOD PEOPLE STILL DONT WATCH AND THEN CALL YOU #A LOSER EVEN BOTHERING WITH FILLER!!!!! FUCK OFF!!!! FUCK NARUTO AND FUCK SASUKE AND YOU KNOW WHAT. EVEN FUCK OBITO #NO THIS IS ABOUT BORUTO AND NANASHI AND HOW THAT WAS THE BEST NARUTO AND YES EVEN BORUTO CONTENT EVER CREATED #AND NO ONES GOING TO CARE BECAUSE WAAAA FILLER IS STUPID AND IT SUCKS WAAAAA SUCK MY COCK #the best most emotional arc in bleach is fucking filler. the connections side story is barely even filler when its for a fucking VIDEO GAME #ITS NOT FUCKING FAIRRRRRRRR!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#that was the best naruto content ever. better than even blood prison by a loooooong shot #it just fucked me up man. it really really fucked me up and REALLY got to me #i started getting pissed off how far down the rabbit hole it is of content people actovely DONT want #its an original side story in a game people play for the pvp. its boruto related. ITS FILLER as in no relation to the #plot written by ikemoto #its boruto and its filler and what could people possibly hate more? boruto filler.#but nanashi was an amazing character and bort proved once again that hes the bestest boy in the whole wide world #and not to mentiom merz was really really hot when he took the bandages off his face. im SORRY BUT ITS TRUEEEEE LOOK AT HIM!!!!! FUCK DUDE #and message was so so beautiful and so was the animation and the effects. and just. GOD. they could have made that a movie #MAAAAN i wish it was!!!! that woulda made an INCREDIBLE movie!!!!!#im not gonna get over this. i will always be obsessed with this. holy shit #also im sorry mitsuki but i ship BoruNana/BoruHika now.#at least with nanashi i dont have to worry about her whole character getting thrown to the wayside since her story's already over #now this is reminding me of the anime throwing ryogi away even tho his relationship with shikadai made me feral #just cuz that wasnt an arc in the manga!!! WHICH WAS STILL TOTALLY IN AN ERA OF THEM HAVING ALMOST NOTHING TO DO WITH EACH OTHER #thats what fuckin shoulda happened. the anime and manga should have stayed wildly different stories #i hate how all the original plots that the anime started with got shafted to follow the manga's story #ryogi didnt matter. KAGURA DIDNT FUCKING MATTER CUZ THEY KILLED HIM OFF LATER CUZ I GUESS I NON-MANGA CHARACTER DOESNT MATTER #FUCK OFF!!!!!!!#i hate it here. i fucking hate naruto. leave me alone i need to wallow. im going to wallow brb. i need a wallow sesh #personal

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hotarus-things · 4 months

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I've been slowly dragged back into the Naruto fandom, but I'm on ao3 this time. I was a 6th grade writer on wattpad the last time I was in the fandom..... I think you can imagine what I read and wrote.

#naruto #wattpad #ao3 #fandom #someone may need to save me soon #im back at the start #ive watched the first 2 eps already now im gonna go find a fic

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shdwwlkrsblog · 1 year

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Valentinsday date with the boys|Naruto fandom|Hcs

Im not too proud of it, so if you have any tips to improve my writing, please let me know .Want a girls' version or other characters or fandoms? Requests are open .

Narutomasterlist

Warning: none

Characters: kakashi , madara , hashirama , tobirama , itachi

Kakashi

So kakashi will take you out for dinner (ofc)

Count receiving your favorite flowers in

But it doesnt end there , when you finish eating he will take you to a nice lake that also gives perfect view to the sunset

If you want he will bathe with you in it and play waterfight with you

If not you both just chill around there with kakashi holding you close to him and compliments fir you will leave his mouth occasionsally.

"Its so beautiful here, kashi" you whisper while his thumb rubs circles on your hand . kakashi smiles ,his mask off and holds you closer. He looks down at you and a sigh escapes his lips. "But it cant compare to how beautiful you look" he whispers back . You chuckle a little and kakashi chuckles too. His other hand on your side moves slightly and you flinch(?) A bit . "Ticklish , are we?" Kakashi teases before going over to attack your sides more. The hand that once rested on yours is now tickling your other side. You laugh uncontrollably , tears of laughter in your eyes.

Oh and dont think it ends there .

When you get home late at night a clone has already prepared a rosepetal bath for you .

He will join you happily if you ask him to but if not he will stay outsude and massage your shoulders and wash your hair.

Madara

Oh he is taking you to the fanciest places and spoiling you rotten with expensive gifts.

In return? Madara honestly only wants your smile and love.

Madara is a softie for you so prepare to see him at his sweetest (and flirtiest) this day

But after visiting the fancy Restaurant and going shopping in expensive stores . When you both are in private now prepare to be cuddled and watch movies.

His work? He doesnt care , slacking off once wont hurt and youre way more important anyways.

If literally anyone disturbs you on this day madara is almost gonna jump on them.

Cant they see that he is spending valentines day with you? How disrespectful

So i mentioned movies . Even tho its valentines day madara wont watch those cheesy romance movies. He is fine with any movie but dont torture him with those.

If you decide to watch such movie anyways madara will not give any bit of attention to the move . In case he gets really bored he might even tickle you into changing the movie . But other than that he might just entertain himself with playing with your fingers or reading a book just so he doesnt have to see it. (Jeez madara we get it you hate cheesy romance stuff)

Actually now thinking of it , i think madara might like the hobbit and lotr (idk seems like he might like those)

Hashirama

I can see him wanting to take you for a picnic as a valentines day

Hashirama spoils you yes but other than madara he doesnt think valentines needs expensive stuff to be enjoyable .

He is simply a man with the spirit of a child inside. So yes this day will mostly be him having random ideas and you going with it or warching that he wont hurt himself trying to pick apples from that tree

But once you both get home tired he is always over you . Please just cuddle him , he doesnt need more on valentines day than your love.

Movienight? Sure . Other than madara he will watch those cheese romance movies but he wont watch those extreme horrormovies .

But if you put on a horrormovie , well , hashirama will be clinging onto you whenever he senses something bad happens .

(He will cry if the dog dies)

Tobirama

He took the day off work for you (like hashirana and madara)

He takes you to the Restaurant you had your first date in (even if its ichikarus ramen) and maybe take a nice stroll through the city with you , if you want it .

But other than that i see tobirama more staying at home and spoiling you there.

So much love and attention from him and all he wants is to prove that he loves you and he wants to see you happy .

Well now for a bit evil reader.... he is ticklish ,very ticklish and since he doesnt have work ,there is no valid excuse to stop you from attacking him. Do it.

The stoic tobirama will be on the floor crying-laughing and begging you to stop.

His laughter is the sweetest thing you will ever hear ngl .

Prepare for a random revenge tho . Youre trying to get a class from a cabinet? Too bad tobirama will be getting his revenge from earlier .

Other than hashirama and madara he honestly gives no fuck what movie you both watch as long as you're cuddled up in his arms

Itachi

Valetines is soent at home ,in private . Hes bringing you breakfast in bed and all the other things you want

If you want to eat in a resturant he wont say no but in all honesty why would you want that? Itachi cooks better than them.

Speaking of wich

Cooking together

Cake? Normal food? Or burning the kitchen down? Doesnt matter for him as long as youre there with him.

Itachi gets so playful while cooking or baking with you

Valetines day for itachi is something private and intimidate . He likes to soent it at home and just shower you in love while cuddling you .

Oh, and dont forget to praise him for his cooking . He will melt for ya (it's canon for me that itachi is a sucker for praises)

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welkinsky · 1 year

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Hello! Im not the pimple request anon but can I ask for Neji and Shino too? I also go through periods where I get addicted to those videos, they are so satisfying 😂

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A/N: I know its been a long time but here it is. Part 1 (Kakashi, Itachi & Madara)

Naruto Characters & Reader Popping Their Pimples

Obito

Obito will be so surprised that you just don't let them be.

He'll be more excited than you to do all this. He will be asking a lot of questions and to your excitement, you will be happy to answer all of them.

Even if you make a mistake he'll take it down as a "don't" in the little mental list that he is creating.

The next time he'll do it will be when you'll be sitting right next to him. He'll want to show off to you how he paid attention to all of that and is basically an expert now.

But once you tell him that YOU like to do it he will let you know and may even let you in on a few tricks that he figured out himself!

Naruto

At first, he'll be excited about it as well. Just like Obito, he had no clue that this was a THING.

So he'll lie down, bring your all the things you'll need. But as soon as you apply rubbing alcohol to his pimple and it starts to sting he'll sit right up, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT IT WAS GONNA HURT."

You tried to laugh it off and said that this hurts because of the alcohol and only this step hurts.

The poor guy believed you but when you squeezed it, he was in the other corner of the room, "I think it is better if we let it be." with a "YOU LIED" face hahaha it'll be so funny that you won't be able to stop laughing.

Although your puppy face is all he needs to endure all the "Pain". Even though his training hurts like 100X times he'll be so sensitive which will be the funniest thing for you to watch.

Secretly you made a video that you showed to Sakura.

Sasuke

He'll be disgusted right from the start. First of all, he doesn't even touch it why would he let YOU touch it?

But after you gnaw at him for HOURS he will let you do it.

Still, be very disgusted the entire time.

Once it is all done and you asked him to take a look in the mirror he denied it and went on with the day to get rid of all the weird feelings that process gave him.

But when he'll see the mirror later he'll be a little impressed and might ask you to do it again depending on how bad it is. If it is too bad he'll NEVER in the world would let you touch it. Not because he is insecure or anything but he just hates the entire idea.

Neji

Just like Sasuke, he'll be against the whole idea.

But unline Sasuke he WILL BE insecure about it which is why he is insecure about it.

What if you came closer and realized how bad it actually is. Because let's be honest, Neji is the sort of guy who must be very hygienic and cautious about his looks even if he doesn't show it but I can imagine that he does a lot.

So the fact that you even noticed that he has a pimple made him a bit insecure.

But once you said, "What is wrong with it, you too have them and it is better to get rid of them rather than them leaving a mark later." He was a little convinced.

But was asking you to be very careful while doing everything.

Shino

He won't be against it but might feel a bit uncomfortable because after the whole process is done he cannot let his insects touch it.

He never stops them from anything but this was a bit odd for him.

He will be his quiet self as you start but just like Naruto, he'll jump out of his place as soon as it stings.

"You said it won't hurt." he'd say without sounding angry even though he is a bit caught off guard.

He'll still agree to do it since you want him to. But would complain a lot like a baby.

Part 1

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Thanks For Reading and for the ask and for all the support! I'm super grateful to everyone <3

If you liked it you can check out the masterlist too!

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hellcifrogs · 9 months

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im actually rewriting the canon in my own story and now that you mention it i think i want Naruto to become a chunin

you say in your au he's gonna be too busy to re-take the chunin exams but is there a point where he actually could have?

i've never seen the Naruto (the anime) before and i started watching it recently i got all the way to ep 143 of shppuden with the movies that came out in order

i don't know a whole lot about the war im watching Sasuke fight the rap jinchuriki guy so it would help me out if there is some point you think he could actually get to become a chunin cause im rewriting stuff and i want itachi and Sasuke to come home sooner i know itachi doesn't live but we are playing pretend right now so i want him and Sasuke to come home

Anon said "in the og manga had ample opportunity to make it a cool" That anon that said that please tell me what was the the part they could have made it cool i need to know about that

rambling and getting side-tracked

just my question whole question of this ask:

is there a point where he actually could have?

There are two main "moments" that come to mind... First during the two years he was with Jiraiya, he could have taken the exam somehow, finding a team for him and even doing it for training would be possible for Jiraiya. I think 🤔

And then, since shippuden takes at least one year, Tsunade herself could have arranged for Naruto to take one of the exams at some point before the Pein attack. Or even after it, she could just promote him! I think that would be the most logic and easy way to fit in the "schedule".

Now stopping to think of other moments... there's the small break he takes to develop the rasen shuriken, if the timing is right, the exam could happen while he's on it and team 10 is having their revenge mission - he still arrives right on time BUT this time wearing his chunin jacket!

Or before Sai joins the team and they leave with Yamato. Insert a small arc after he returns from the sand village and say "We can't send a genin on missions alongside an ANBU/jonin. Go take the exam!" - even adding the excuse that Jiraiya returned with him on time for the exam, but he almost missed it because of the kazekage rescue.

At the start of the war arc (I think this is a spoiler?) There's a moment Naruto goes on a special training trip, but instead they could motivate him by saying it's a special chunin exam for him (since he doesn't have a genin team), and actually evaluate him or already be planning to promote him anyway - bc he is clearly above chunin level by now come ON.

#these are what i would use #ask ffrogs

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miniz00 · 7 months

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okay, here we go, take one

Welcome!

If you're reading this, then congratulations on finding this weird little space of mine.

I'm new, but I'm also not new. Accounts been sitting dormant for years, just waiting for the right time to rise like the Sole Survivor from cryosleep, and that time's come.

What'll I find here?

Pictures. Lots of pictures. Mostly gaming pictures, and mostly of various cars and scenes.

Rambles about my OCs. I have a lot, so expect to be hearing a lot about my characters and their lore (or lack thereof)

Little bits of writing here and there. I suck at it, but I still enjoy it, so prepare to see short stories with the many characters you'll encounter here

Gay jokes.

Maybe the occasional gaming clip.

Or rant about a game.

Or anime

Or music

Or just life in general.

Okay, but who are you?

Mini, Mini-Z! Friends call me Mini, 18M pansexual weirdo with a heavy hand for gaming, music and writing.

That's cool, but am I even allowed here?

Yes, yes you are! Unless you're a racist, homophobe, transphobe, TERF- y'know what, we're just gonna go with bigot. Then you'll get blocked. Because you're probably an asshole. And NSFW/kink focused blogs. Not because you're an asshole, but because I'm not into all the hornyposting. Other then that, whoever wants to come by, feel free!

Great, so what do you do?

Game. Swear. Write. Be gay and stupid. Right now I'm really into Cyberpunk 2077, I've done like 9 full playthroughs and with the release of Phantom Liberty, I'm about to start a 10th. Also into Call of Duty, Need for Speed, Rogue Company, Grand Theft Auto, Apex Legends, Stardew Valley, Minecraft, Metal Gear Solid, Fallout, etc. I mostly enjoy story based adventures, with racing games and shooters right behind them. I'm currently going into Psychology to become a therapist. I enjoy anime, though I've yet to watch certain shows such as Naruto or One Piece (I will eventually, I promise). My favorite though, will always be XXXHOLiC, the whole reason I'm into anime in the first place. I can't draw for the life of me, my hands aren't steady enough and I have no Pentazemin so I wouldn't expect any hand work that isn't words on a page or a render on Koikatsu. My music mostly consists is rap, hip hop and rock, but I employ a certain strategy when it comes to this. It's called "Listen to whatever the fuck I want, to hell with genres".

You sound weird.

GOOD.

I want to know more about you!

My askbox/DMs are open! Feel free to send me something or add me!

Read: pls help im lonely on here lmao

#looking for friends #looking for mutuals #new user #introduction #lgbtqia #pansexual

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xxmanjiroxx · 9 months

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What is with the main cast of boruto and dads. Like Boruto, Sarada, Mitsuki (his parent not dad lol.), Sumire, and Kawaki.

This isn’t saying that all their dads are terrible but more like they either had a problem with their dads or their dads are really odd.

Now before you get started with Boruto there’s like nothing wrong with Naruto he is a great dad like 10/10 but it’s just the fact that Boruto resented him for being absent for like a good bit of the series. Even though I don’t agree with Boruto im not going to hold it against him cause it’s not that deep bro srsly.

Then Sasuke bro he literally decided he was gonna dip for ten years and not say a word to his daughter then wanna be shocked when she brings a bento box for Naruto because “he forgot it” but in reality it was just to see him. This isn’t necessarily Sasuke slander but I just feel like he could’ve written to her every now and then with that hawk or something cause Naruto said he can’t charge his devices often. I could go on and on and make this whole thing about that arc and how I felt about it but I’ll save that for another time.

Now there’s nothing wrong with orochimaru when it comes to parenting (that I can remember it’s been a while since I’ve watched it) it’s just the fact that it’s orochimaru . I might have more to add to this after I finish rewatching but for now this is all I have to say really.

Sumire’s dad literally sealed a monster inside her and left his own child with the task of destroying an entire village and leaving her to have to live with killing hundreds of people. That is so sick bro like what kind of father are you bro and ofc danzo was involved am i shocked??? No.

Then Kawakis dad would constantly belittle his son and insult him and telling him he was worthless. He would hurt his own son too and he was a bum drunkard. And I kid you not this broke ass man literally sold his own child for money like what.

Out of this whole list honestly the only dads genuinely I dislike are Kawaki’s and Sumire’s

Cause my bae Naruto was just a single mom who works too hard who loves her kids and never stops. (Y’all ik he has hinata bae taking care of those rugrats I just wanted to quote Reba)He just didn’t have time and Boruto didn’t understand that but he learned so he good now ig??? Also Stan himawari for being even younger than Boruto but still not being hard on Naruto frl‼️

Orochimaru is ok frl just a bit odd why would orochimaru say “what if Sakura is dead already 🙂” IN FRONT OF HER CHILD???.

Sasuke is getting there frl‼️ he is trying harder than he was at least. I think he needs to take a class or something but he loves his peanut so much though. I also feel like writers could include Sakura being a little bit more upfront with Sasuke too. I know at one point she said something to Sasuke about him telling Sarada the truth about the Uchiha and his past and stuff. And they sorta had a disagreement but in my opinion she still wasn’t that assertive. Then again I feel like she doesn’t want to push him too hard because of all he went through which makes her patience with him valid. She is a 10/10 mom too just like Hina for dealing with those children while their husbands were away and all while handling a hospital too.

This post is so random tbh esp because as of right now Boruto has like zero new content both manga and anime I just feel like rewatching.

One day though I’m going to watch Naruto and Boruto and talk about everything that just angers me about the writing.

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ccasey0 · 4 days

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Hmm I don't really read physical books much anymore, but I used to LOVE the warrior cats series. I also really liked the comic book Brick by Brick - it was written by the author of the first comic I ever really got into. It's all about the art journey, how to improve and just... really helped me accept my art, the struggles I had with it, and gave me a ton of inspiration.

Also... I got to meet the creator and get it signed... so it just has a really good memory attached to it.

Your book sounds really interesting though! I go to the library every once in a while, I might see if I can pick it up!

Have you watched Mob Psycho? It's one of my absolute favorite animes and if you like MHA and Naruto you might really like it as well!!

Hi! its so cool that you got that comic signed!

ive never heard of Mob Psycho before, but now im definitely gonna find it and watch it!

what is your favorite constellations?

#you ask #i answer #mysterious anon!#:)

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l3viat8an · 8 months

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been thinking about naruto alot so have a rough idea of a naruto obm au 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

all of the brothers n the dateables are senseis/teachers in this, tho not all of them are jōnin (which is the highest ranking of ninja in naruto, tho not many ppl in the narutoverse are actually jōnin as far as im aware, most are chunin), some of them are chunin instead of jōnin

the main difference between jōnin n chunin (n also genin) is that jōnin are often assigned teams of three genin n are responsible for their ninja training, chunins arent n are often teachers or civilians, tho both are capable of going on missions n chunins are at least somewhat trained in combat like jōnins (see: iruka)

meanwhile genin are the lowest ranking ninjas out there n are often assigned to jōnins as students, alot of the time genin are pre teens to teens

the jōnins are: lucifer, mammon, levi, satan, beel, diavolo n barbatos

the chunin: asmo, belphie, simeon n solomon

im not fully sure on these so i might change these in the future, but for now these are it, luke prolly isnt gonna be in this au cause idk what to do w him tbh 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️, might just make him either beels, barbatos’ or simeons student honestly

as for which clans/villages theyre from the ones i have are:

lucifer is from the uchiha clan (the sharigan, rinne sharigan n rinnegan prolly helps him deal w his brothers tbh), mammon, levi n belphie from the village of the mist tho idk which clan they would be from (the mist prolly helps them steal/sleep unbothered n helps levi be a hermit n hide from others) n satan would be from the hyūga clan (the byakugan definitely helps him find cats n enemies)

this is all i have for now, i might continue this at some other point if i dont forget

~ t4t anon

Ngl it’s been a while since I watched any part of Naruto-

But this is so cool!!! I love Mammon, Levi ‘n Belphie being from the village of the mist ‘n Satan being from the hyūga clan! (That was my favorite clan lol)

And for character building you could always make Luke one of the other boys student and then kill him off later or something- (just an idea!!)

#t4t anon!#obey me!#I didn’t need another au to think about-#but now I am hdjdhdj #this would be so cool-#om!

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thedoodlersdomain · 1 year

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So, i’m only now just watching ep 26 because I lost motivation to listen for a but BUT IM BACK AND HOLY SHIT. So here’s some live reactions to it:

Bit the inside or my lip while eating from laughing at the mental image of Link trying to do a pull up on the shower curtain and just tanking it

Normal is either gonna rock the style at 24 or it’s gonna look absolutely horrific-

THE BOOING FOR SCARY’S INTRO

I gotta hear the Butthole Ricochet album

Real organ dice would be fucking dope as hell

Ngl I genuinely wanna sign up for organ donation just to get those dice

SELL AN ORGAN FOR THE DICE (honestly i would)

Literally just finished ep 25 before starting this and i’m still in shock about what happened.

The mental image of Willy getting the shit beat out of him is so nice.

I DIDNT EVEN THINK ABOUT HERMIE NO MY BOY

You get a mech suit, you get a mech suit, EVERYONE GETS A MECH SUIT. (Except for May)

oh shit may has magic hell yeah

God if I was frozen in place for two months I genuinely would never recover my fucking body would just stop i would never recover from that pain

gotta shake your head yes and nod it no

grant ;-;-;-;-; someone please get the li-wilson boys therapy

father-son bonding: panic attack pacing

Well now I relate to Taylor more because the feeling of having your braces tightened enough to make you lisp is too real for me that shit hurts so much

Taylor getting his life lessons from anime is literally me as a kid

ANIME ISNT REAL THIS REMINDS ME SO MUCH OF UNDYNE AND ALPHYS IN UNDERTALE

Link now canonically has selective mutism in my mind and no one can convince me otherwise

Does Scary even know where the anchors are though because I thought it was only Normal that knew?

“Anyone can walk back from the darkness.” Ayo Will how can you just say these things and not expect me to be IN PAIN

WAIT TERRY NO OH MY GOD I DIDNT EVEN THINK ABOUT HIM KNOWING ABOUT HOLY SHIT

Fucking goof dimension-

THE FART PORTAL

Lark is a mood as always

Sparrow ;-;-;

oh damn Normal-

NOT THE PROBABLY

Aaaaaand end of podcast lmao

Taylor is so fucking extra and I love it so much

ROLL FOR OBNOXIOUSNESS

RUN BITCH RUN

oh shit initiative time

Taylor has 1000% been dreaming of having a break down like that

ethnicity-

Give the white guy the nat 20

FUCKING ICE CLIMBERS IM WHEEZING

LARK ‘THE IMPORTANT ONE’ GARCIA OAK

OOOO ITEM LETS GO

oh shit OH SHIT Y E S

psychologically devastation: the best attack type

Lark has zoomies now

o u c h

LINK AHHHHHHHH

the li-wilson boys need therapy ;-;

oh damn

OH DAMN NO GRANT NO WHY

from nat 1 to nat 20 big up Taylor

OF COURSE HES GONNA NARUTO RUN

yup totally planned difficult terrain

Taylor & Hermie have the best dynamic (still gives me whiplash to know he’s taylor’s uncle)

All hail the whale

MAGIC USER SPARROW

fucking soy boy-

ah yes a kids movie where adults kidnap children

NOT THE EXTRA SOUND EFFECTS

irl dm murder too test the accuracy of an attack is the real dnd life

rip terry ;-;-;-;-;

THE FUCKING CONTENT WARNING

D O M I N O E S

no take backsies

THE PARABLE OF THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER

“anythings a parable if you take the wrong message from it” honestly Anthony do be speaking truth

i’m now evaluating the mental image I had of the whale because for some reason I really have been picturing just like a tiny pokémon sized whale in like a little cuboid fish tank and it’s taken this long for me to be like “oh wait. they said a whale and meant an actual whole ass whale. what the fuck-“

the whale of conflict creation

THE NINJA ROCKS HOLY FUXK (might start caring around ninja rocks in case i ever need to break a whale out of a tank to escape parents trying to stop me from stealing an amplifier with magic)

this entire plan was nearly all for nothing-

i need this episode animated in like a proper tom & jerry style cartoon episode

NATTY 20 HOLY SHIT

this is such a dumb episode i love it

Hermie really said ride or die

Rip the whale

HERMIE NOOOO ;-;-;-;-;

GRIPPY SOCKS

OH SHIT SCARY AND WILLY ARE GOING BIG BROTHER MODE

insight into the mind of taylor swift

BB banana skin marbles gag

ayo is Lark gonna drown-

hermie and taylor drown everyone challenge

LARK’S UNCONSCIOUS IN THE WATER HE’S GONNA DROWN

this episode is so dumb i’m wheezing

GLENN COMING IN FOR THE CLUTCH YES

sparrow please save your brother-

GRANT GOT KNOCKED UP I- what in the DC Joker

LINK JUST HIT PUBERTY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HIS VOICE FUXKING DROPPED WHAT THE FUCK

i love hermie so much ;-;

THE NO-BETRAYERS CLUB i need merch

link ;-;

oh god what’s gonna happen

somethings gonna happen

JUST TWO CASUAL PEOPLE

OH SHIT WILLY NO

O H M Y. G O D.

TAYLOR

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #ep 26 #live reaction #rambles

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doyouevenshipbr0 · 1 year

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big rant incoming. about naruto/boruto and misogyny.

so like. i dont read/watch boruto or naruto. that right there probably discredits everything im about to say. feel free to keep scrolling. i just kinda casually look at whats going on sometimes bc ill see stuff on tik tok or whatever. so i may be completely incorrect here and maybe i don’t know what im talking about. but this is a feeling in my gut ive had for a long time.

the older i get, the more angry i get about female representation in shounen anime/manga. it is severely lacking. all my time ive spent as an anime fan, i have been DYING to see a girl that can even hold a candle to any other of her male counterparts in strength. im not saying its never been done, but i am saying i have HARDLY seen it.

even though i don’t really watch naruto, it is one of the most popular anime of ALL TIME, and its most famous aspect has to be the naruto v sasuke feud. the fact that they are both so strong and that by the time they are adults their power is unparalleled to literally anyone else in the verse is definitely a huge plot point of the show.

so when i heard that with the new naruto gen, sasuke has a DAUGHTER, and NO SONS, i was so excited.

that’s when i decided to follow the series more closely, because i was so excited to see a franchise this huge put a female supporting character with THIS much potential on display.

and while i do love sarada and think the stuff she’s accomplished is pretty impressive compared to the girls of naruto (i am a sakura supporter but u know what i mean), the overall treatment that she is getting compared to her male counterparts is pathetic.

maybe you want to argue that the uzumaki vs uchiha feud is already played out. they don’t need to do it in boruto because they’ve done it already. we dont need to see the plot shaped around boruto vs sarada because it’s already been done, but honestly, i don’t believe that at all. from what i’ve seen, boruto is practically a carbon copy of naruto in looks, personality, and ability (with the exception of some added brattiness), and the same can be said for a lot of the kids (cho cho, shikadai, probably more). so if the kids are already emulating their parents already to a t (not to mention they are copies of their FATHERS, not their mothers), i dont see why the same can’t be done with sasuke and sarada in terms of ability. im gonna move on from the kids copying their parents because again, as someone who is not an actual watcher, i could definitely be wrong about some stuff here.

so now, instead of developing sarada’s character, they have to introduce kawaki (a boy) to be boruto’s foil. kawaki is now meant to be the character to challenge boruto. kawaki is now meant to be the only person who can parallel boruto in strength. kawaki is the rival/best friend.

and where does that leave sarada? crying and pleading for sasuke to save boruto.

sarada doesn’t have to be sasuke. thats not what im saying. i actually don’t want that at all. i want her to be her own person with her own dreams. i want her to reach the incredible amount of potential she has as a ninja. due to her lineage, she has the ability to not only become the strongest kunoichi, but one of the strongest ninja in the verse. she’s an uchiha with monster strength like her mother, and i don’t see why she wouldn’t be able to unlock the 100 healings either. genetics aside, she is smart and deeply determined. sarada does not have to be her parents, but if all of the other kids are already doing it, then there is NO good reason for sarada not to be one of the strongest, if not THE strongest ninja of the new gen.

i’m sorry but it is just SO sad to see. i can’t even be happy for her unlocking her mangekyou sharingan because i DOUBT its power will ever come anywhere CLOSE to the level of any of the previous uchihas thanks to kishimoto’s blatant misogyny.

also, her outfit in the manga. i don’t really know how much kishimoto has to do with this but come on. be better. she is a NINJA.

sarada is such an interesting character and her potential is being wasted with each passing moment.

k thats it bye!!! <3

#personal #boruto #naruto #sarada #uchiha #sarada uchiha

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cynicallyneutral · 1 year

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Hi. I have watching your growth as an artist only for a short time and have seen you truly blossom and come into you own as a creator. My question is simply to ask what steps should I take to get started as an anime art creator? I have wanting to do this for some time now.

first of all, welcome and thank u so much!!! theres been a lot of doubts abt that and im glad im progressing at least!!

hmm, honestly my best advice is to find an obsession bc trust me when i say it truly helps u get that drive to just draw yanno? on my 2-3 years slump it was hard to even just sketch bc i didn’t rly have smth i was super into anymore? so yeah, now i have naruto and the drive to draw sucker punched me like, yes i want to draw bc i need to see him how i picture him in my head.

art wise i advise to do more like 80-20, 80% fun and then 20% studying, think thats a healthy amount of fun and studying so that ur not bored out of your mind JUST studying but also enough for u not to feel too…uhhh stagnant by drawing the same shit? by fun i mean like drawing silly memes, redraws, draw ur favorite characters, and study is ofc, the fundamentals (highly, strongly suggest u at least study this even a lil bit). Ofc u can change the percentages when u need to. watch a lot of tutorials on youtube but take it with a grain of salt as theres always different styles to creating. then the rest is honestly just,,,practice, keep going and you’ll eventually improve. that’s rly all there is to it.

hope it helps a lil bit, and i wish you good luck on your art journey!!! gonna be rough but it will be really rewarding!

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catfishofoldin99colours · 6 months

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gonna talk about ofmd cos i watched s2 today, discussion under cut and NOT spoiler free

i truly don't know what to think or feel? on one hand it feels like it went SO fast but i did also binge it all in an entire afternoon. but then, i couldn't binge the first season in an afternoon cos i remember being like no i need time to PROCESS and this didn't *quite* have the same grip????? it may be that its been a While since i switched to hermitcraft and i am still deeply in that and also i watched it whike tryna finish a cosplay tonight so im a Bit preoccupied???

i don't know. maybe the first season just had to Sell us on the characters and the premise so much and succeeded so well that the second falls flat compared to that?

maybe it's just been so long and i had so many ideas it did fall flat - but then i don't think it did. episode 5 was lovely, i really loved it. i was INVESTED by episode 3, i wanyed to see stede and ed make it!

i think. it was obvious izzy was going to die. not from the first scene of episode 1. but because he was just not as big a character. and episode 6 was his send off.

i don't know. it wasn't done badly. but i knew he deserved more. and i wanted more.

i want to bring in my oc swordfish and. i had them have a tumultuous relationship filled with horny dangerous fucking and an antagonistic eventual enemies to hate-fucking to coworkers to???? lovers??????

now i want them be real lovers and focus on them having a real relationship. as that naruto fic says, they deserve a soft epilogue, they deserve love and safety and kindness.

i don't know.

i understand everyone upset with izzy's death. i also think it was deeply moving and a fitting end to his story this season.

maybe i just don't have the energy to be angry anymore. maybe i'm scared to.

for now i will listen to con o'neill singing la vie en rose on loop and cry for izzy, my beloved bastard man who i will miss so so much.

ce la vie. my fandom curse strikes again </3

#catfish speaks #ofmd #ofmd spoilers #izzy #sigh #truly not sure what is going on inside #but i won't fight it #i'll just let the feelings flow #if nothing else: izzy i love you so so much #you mean the world to me my beloved unicorn <3

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fowleyes · 1 year

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headcanon 02 .

hi . im back with more itachi posting . :) anyways im horrid at introductions so im just gonna get to the meat .

content warning : mental health diagnoses , family death , psychosis , delusions , hallucinations mentions of schizophrenia , PTSD

ok we're digging in now . lemme just go ahead and state : my portrayal of itachi will feature him coping / dealing with a number of illnesses ( physical + mental , but in this post we'll be talkin' about his mental health ) . two of his disorders include schizophrenia & PTSD (though i feel ptsd is kind of a given if you've watched/read naruto, i'd still like to write a bit about it) i will be careful with how these subjects are handled and would like to state that i have been clinically diagnosed with both of these , so while i am no expert and am open to criticism (for the most part) , i'm not coming at this blindly .

first , i'll delve into schizophrenia and what it is and how it affects itachi in particular .

Schizophrenia is a severe, chronic brain disorder that causes people to interpret reality abnormally—they don’t know what sights, sounds, and experiences are real or what they are imagining.

Schizophrenia usually involves delusions (false beliefs), hallucinations (seeing or hearing things that don’t exist), unusual physical behavior, and disorganized thinking and speech. It is common for people with schizophrenia to have paranoid thoughts or hear voices. For example, they may believe that someone is controlling their mind or going to cause them harm. These psychotic episodes are often frightening, confusing, and isolating. (source)

there's your basic run-down of what you get when you google schizophrenia, for those who aren't too familiar with the disorder . however, schizophrenia affects everyone differently , and the symptoms & their severity differ from person to person, & can even differ in the same person over time (though do not mistake me here, it does often require lifelong treatment).

here are itachi's symptoms and how they manifest :

Delusions : "A belief or altered reality that is persistently held despite evidence or agreement to the contrary, generally in reference to a mental disorder." (x) so ! in my specific portrayal , itachi does experience psychotic episodes in which he can become delusional ( though i hc that they do subside time to time , but can come on as a result of various triggers or when solitude becomes too much to handle) . that being said , i'd like to reference this scene as one of his episodes . during his episodes , he begins to believe that he truly is the person that his trauma created . he gets carried away in the part he plays & adopts it as his true self . he cannot differentiate the difference between the reality that was forced upon him & the decision he had to make . he believes that what he tells sasuke is true ( though, this isn't the case for EVERY moment he sees sasuke of course. in some moments, he truly is simply playing a part, while being in tune with the reality of what has been done to him ) & he believes that he is the villain that purposefully seeks to destroy .

Hallucinations : "seeing or hearing things that do not exist, such as a voice making commands." (x) Now, this one is purely headcanon-centric, as we don't really get to see itachi experience any hallucinations. however, i headcanon that they most often occur while he tries to go to sleep & during sleep paralysis , & that he bases a lot of genjutsu off of them . that being said, a lot of his hallucinations revolve around torture, crows , and paralysis, all of which are often accompanied by an onset of red and black tinted vision & an altered sense of reality . at times, his hallucinations feel very real to him, and during others, he can be entirely aware of their false reality.

Disorganized or abnormal physical behavior : "inappropriate or strange actions, a complete lack of movement or talking, acting with a childlike silliness, unpredictable agitation, repetitive or excessive movements." (x) Out of what's listed , itachi experiences the lack of movement / talking , sometimes going into a dissociative state, but other times just feeling so far removed from everyone else or utterly apathetic that speaking / moving much seems unreasonable, and other times, nigh impossible. he also experiences unpredictable agitation, as referenced in the last scene i linked, as well as here, when he attacks the police force for making the assumption that he killed shisui & scares sasuke because the scene seems very unlike his usual, pacifist, self. i think that if sasuke hadn't called to him, things would have escalated far beyond what was shown. i also headcanon that itachi repeats many of his movements , though aren't exactly excessive in nature. he experiences a lack of movement more often than anything else, which at times, could also stem from his purely physical ailment(s) as well.

Negative symptoms : (negative here is not used as a synonym for "bad", but rather as a descriptor for the type of symptom.**) "a reduced or lack of the ability to function normally, such as ignoring personal hygiene or not showing emotion." (x) Check & check, he does both of these things. i don't feel the need to elaborate much on these, since they're pretty self explanatory, but if you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask<3 here is a cap where fugaku mentions his lack of understanding of itachi's emotions .

** The symptoms of schizophrenia are usually classified into:

positive symptoms – any change in behavior or thoughts, such as hallucinations or delusions negative symptoms – where people appear to withdraw from the world around then, take no interest in everyday social interactions, and often appear emotionless and flat (source)

ANNND i will develop on this further , no doubt, just wanted to toss that into the open.

onto his PTSD. (this will be shorter because a lot of it is already referenced by knowing itachi as a character)

now, itachi developed PTSD at the young age of four years old, when fugaku took him to experience the consequence of war. i want to note that the stress lines on his face are a direct result of his PTSD and how much trauma and stress he undergoes as his life proceeds. before he experienced this trauma, his complexion was more smooth, soft, round.

here is a chronological example of how his face sunk more & more over time. again, in his later years, it could also be exacerbated by his physical illness as well.

anyways, his PTSD developed in a way that shied him away from people, making him avoidant, reclusive, & scared . he become detached from people as a result of watching his best friend die before him, murdering everyone he's ever loved (with the exception of sasuke ofc) and being used again & again for his prowess as a shinobi and his striking knowledge in most regards.

and anyways i have a lot more to say on this but i'm exhausted and need to stop going on, so this will be enough for now...

#bruised knuckles / bloodshot eyes / fearlessness * headcanon #[ ok o(--( now i make dinner #i like him a normal amount. ]#ptsd /#schizophrenia /#suicide mention /#[ that one is very vague but iykyk ]#family death /#psychosis /#delusions /#hallucinations /

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