breakfast is a girl's natural environment
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GUYSSSSS. i actually kept my word, sad blorbos:
(6-11/25)
It's currently 3am please end my suffering.
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He is going into the pot >:( Revenge for stealing my food
Important notice: no penguins were harmed :)
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Forgoing eating for an extended period of time is seen by many religions as somehow spiritually beneficial. If the practice itself is what brings on the positive effects, god should have personally slid into my DMs by now because of how often I just don’t remember to eat.
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Fun Penguin Fact of the Day: I ate them
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Ive been sitting here trying to think of something funny to say for like 15 minutes, I’m bone dry
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When the crush gets so drastic i gotta serve him on a platter like a thanksgiving turkey, and say my prayer before absolutely devouring the meal im about to have.
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its always ice water soup week when ur me
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nothing quite like the deprived desperation of checking and refreshing your email to see if beloved ao3 author has finally parted the clouds with a beam of ethereal light to descend from the heavens, if they finally return like a mother bird with nourishment for its whiney famished young
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it's honestly homophobic that fruitsnacks come in such tiny bagged servings. what if i just wanna shovel a concerning amount of gummy delight into my drooling maw and masticate for minutes as to not choke
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I am the all consuming devourer, feaster of souls and eater of worlds and—c'mon guys I'm hungry ;_; I havent had breakfast yet
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I sold so much alcohol today
They should give me a prize
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feeling a lot better today amen. i just did a lowkey deep clean of my room and am doing a bunch of laundry but. i'm here.
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I got a bucket of chicken
@emotionally-unstable-scout this you? or @emotionally-devastating-scout?
Anyway can you pass me some? I need to consume something other than caffeine for one.
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why did I choose to be an artist, making soup is so much easier and when it's done I can eat it
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im so hungry but i have to wait for my mom
can she hurry up i cant keep eating day old peeps and chocolate bars from the school fundraiser i want rice
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