#im serious and i want to see more people act and dress like this

[decapitatedmary]

This is the vibe I strive for every day,

#2020 #2020 alt #lockdown #quarantine #cringe #cringy #im serious and i want to see more people act and dress like this

[archiemyback]

OH MY GOODNESS you should do an nsfw alphabet about jann😭, also loved the 24 hour mark fix it was so gooddd !! you can write so well

NSFW ALPHABET W/ JANN MARDENBOROUGH.

warnings: talks of sexual acts, kinks, and other adult things; minors please dni

author: here it is! i tried my best to do this but i never did an nsfw alphabet before so it was interesting. im also glad you enjoyed the fic, i was nervous for it! request anything at any time!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

jann will literally hold you in his arms until you come back from your high. he wants to make sure that you’re not going to break, he really thinks you’re so fragile.

once he’s sure you’re safely back in reality, he cleans you off where you need it and brings you water. sometimes he’ll bring you some fruit if you like it.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

jann’s favorite body part of himself are his legs because he has to work them out and he uses his strength to lift you up when he needs to.

jann’s favorite body part of you are your lips. he absolutely dies everytime your lips are wrapped around him.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

jann is such a respectful guy: he will not come anywhere else that isn’t your pussy unless you tell him. he’ll keep it clean and whenever you’re ready, he’ll paint your chest with his spend.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

jann secretly wants you to dress up in your own racer outfit. and honestly, anything you do is hot and sexy to him but especially seeing you with that material wrapped on your body would set him off.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

before you, jann had one girlfriend that didn’t last too long but long enough for him to know how to please you. he’s not clumsy at all, in fact, you thought he slept around a lot before getting with him.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

doggy or cowgirl. no words, just vibes.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

jann takes your pleasure seriously. he wants to make sure you’re comfortable by any means and if he has to crack a little joke to ease your mind then so be it.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

jann keeps it neat. he trims it down but doesn’t get rid of all the hair.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

jann is such a romantic person. one day, don’t be surprised if you walk in the house and see candles and roses aligned on the floor. and in the moment, he wants your eyes on him, he wants you to let yourself go and just enjoy what he’s doing to you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

he literally maaturbates to the thought of you being next to him and touching him. he’s so sweet.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

jann has one kink and that’s edging. he doesn’t do it to you all the time but when the moment is right, best believe he is going to edge you for as long as he thinks you can take it.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

he prefers the comfort of the bed. he’s not into public things like that because he doesn’t want people to catch you and you feel uncomfortable. he’s not opposed to drying semi public but if he can keep it private, he’s fine with that.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

going back to what i’ve mentioned before, jann wants you to make sure your pleasure is top priority. he wants to make sure you finish first and everything.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

anything that is taboo and on the gross side. no shade to people who like stuff on the more.. extreme side but jann stays away from that. just know, he is not completely vanilla—he can get freaky if needed.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

jann loveeeeeees getting head. he actually thinks you’re a pro but, he does love returning the favor and he puts his all into it. like don’t let him get riled up and get on his knees in front of you, you’ll be weak in the knees.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

when jann fucks, he damn near is desperate.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

in the time of your relationship has started, you both have only had one and that was before one of his races because he was so stressed. he claimed the only way to calm his nerves, was fucking you.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

like i’ve stated before, jann is all about your pleasure so if you bring something up that has piqued your interest, he’s willing to try it for you. however he still has his boundaries and if he doesn’t like something like that, he’ll let you know.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

since he does exercise, he can go for a few rounds, checking on you and making sure you’re alright and if you need a break. but if you give him that green light to keep going, hold on.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

if you owned toys before him, he’ll find a way to use them if needed.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

his main kink is edging and he doesn’t edge you much unless he’s in that type of mood. sometimes he’ll just tease for fun.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

he. is. SO. vocal. you told him to never hide how you sound because it helps you so much with making sure you make him feel good. jann whimpers when he first enters you and grunts when he’s bouncing you on top of him.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

jann intentionally set the fully body mirror in front of a lounge chair in your shared room. everytime you go to check out your outfit, he sits down there and looks you over. he puts his hands on your waist and pulls you to sit right down on his crotch. i don’t make the rules, he did.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

8 inches, thick head, one vein on the underside of the length, tip color #F3B6AD. i had to get specific.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

real high because it’s you. he loves you.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

jann thinks a guy falling asleep before his girl does is selfish so he stays up and caresses your back, massaging you and kissing all over your face. once he’s sure you’re relaxed and sleep, he’ll hold you and fall asleep.

#archiemyback.requests🪄 #archiemyback.drabbles🧚🏾‍♀️ #archie madekwe #jann mardenborough #jann mardenborough x reader #archie madekwe x reader #gran turismo x reader #gran turismo

[hijackalx]

KARLACH SFW HEADCANONS: 

 shes literally the least toxic out of everybody 😹😹 SHES JUST SO SWEET !!!! she loves to take care of tav, like after battles she'll have them sit on her lap while she dresses their wounds HELP !!! and the whole time she'll tease them with sneaky touches. she also likes to pick up tav, like spinning them around or throwing them over her shoulder is funny to her.

shes got a really innocent and childlike quality to her especially when shes in love like her and tav banter so often but its always lighthearted and sweet. and theyll play games with each other while traveling like who can throw the rock the farthest or some shit 😹😭 karlach would win normally but she likes to hold back so tav can win.

i also think shes pretty sensitive lowkey and its easy to upset her. she doesnt get mad though she just gets in her feelings and gets sad and distant. might need reassurance from tav sometimes when it comes to how much they love her.

love language:

giving = psychical touch and gift giving.

after not being able to touch people for soooo long of course her love language is touch. she literally cant get enough of tav, she almost always has a part of her touching them. i feel like she likes to wrap her tail around their leg when theyre talking lol like a cat. i can also see her being really excited to give tav items shes found or bought. all because they reminded her of them 🥰 her and tav should start a rock collection she'd love finding pretty rocks for them im crying can u imagine the party walking through the mountain pass and karlach keeps stopping to excitedly point out a rock to tav 😭😭

receiving = obv psychical touch but also acts of service? i feel like she doesnt ever EXPECT anything from anyone so when tav does go out of their way to do things for her it almost makes her cry lol.

shes also def as big and buff as she looks. like 6'4 pure muscle baby. she is a sight to behold. also feel like shes got bangin thighs and some booty too 🤭 she loves to sit tav on her thighs and do some nsfw things with them too lol

KARLACH NSFW HEADCANONS:

 okay so karlach i feel is very switchy. like she really enjoys being dominant and on top but she'll also be submissive and bottom too. she really just likes to do what tav wants. that being said i feel like shes rlly a giver like she just wants to see tav get off and it turns her on so much.

ok this might be kind of obvious but she will want tav to call her mommy LMAO like she loves it and she also loves when tav calls her that outside of sex its just so saucy eugh 😜

sooo into thigh riding like will sit tav on her thigh and bounce them or press her thigh/knee betwen tav's legs so they can grind against her like its her favorite OK

cannot get off if tav hasnt yet so how long she lasts usually depends on them. its that serious

okay. listen. i feel like karlach is more on the vanilla side AND I KNOW RHATS NOT WHAT YALL WANNA HEAR BUT YOU WILL HEAR IT ANYWAY !!!!!! like besides the mommy thing she just doesnt have that many kinks BUT she will participate in whatever kinks tav has so 🤷🏼

likes to wear a strap. a big ass gargantuan one too #prayfortavshole i also think shes prolly a lil dry normally cuz of her condition and all that...... but thats ok baby thats why we have lube 😘 (also LOVES when tav uses their spit as lube)

aftercare is very important to karlach cuz she likes to take care of tav already like i said before. like she'll clean them up and maybe suggest giving them a bath after 🥺 and she'll tell them how much she enjoyed it and all that

#bg3 #baldurs gate #baldurs gate 3 #headcanons #karlach x tav #karlach #karlach x reader #karlach bg3 #x reader #karlach headcanons #my headcanons #karlach cliffgate #baldurs gate headcanon

[palskippah]

Oooh mareach preg ftw!

Ngl Im kind of curious, how did mario and peach handle the birth? 😳

Hi! Yess 😭 Them expecting babies is so cute to me ;-;

They (mostly Mario) handled the labor and birth like champs, although at the beginning both had the downside of panicking, but later on they had the help of people with more experience than them (Luigi or the doctors) or that were less panicky during the situation (like Toad). Mario was scared shitless bc giving birth is intimidating, but once he's with Peach and Luigi he's much calmer.

Btw I don't think I'll set this on stone, bc there's other ways the labor and birth could've gone that I also had thought of and actually written or drawn askdlsa but I'm sharing this one bc I like it c: Like, Toad's singing (like that person at tiktok that dresses up as him and sings shakira's songs?? them) makes him laugh too hard and that makes him break his water and he's like 🧍 bc he doesn't realize at first and all-

Under the cut there's a much more (I mean it 😔) detailed description of how it went! It's pretty long (mostly the labor part) and you'll scroll a lot sorrie, I thought of shortening it, but then left it like it is- the moments are separated by star emojis, so if you wanna skip to the birth, go ahead jiji

Birth isn't explicit but I'll give you a warning about it anyway! Also, it's kinda cartoonish (I think? maybe not) for the fun of it, I'm not a big fan of serious stuff sdlksdks

BTW! here's the bebis :'v

[Nettarina was born like half an hour before Mariella was, so she had more experience with being out in the harsh, cold world out of the womb- so she was peacefully sleeping while her twin was being delivered akjsdkd

Imagine those scenes in TV where there's in the first plane a very peaceful thing going on and at the background there's a ruckus- something like that but with Nettarina wrapped in her warm blanket and sleeping comfortably in her bassinet, and in the background there's Mario grabbing the hell out of Peach's and Luigi's hands while he pushes and grunting in effort and the other two are encouraging him and stuff, she doesn't wake up at all despite the noise.]

Also, there are some drawings that are kinda vague about birth- and also the newborn baby will not look like an actual just newborn baby bc that's too much 🧍

Anyways, enjoy the thingie if you read it!

🌟So! The whole thing is very fast and tiring- like when Mario wakes up, he doesn't even hope he'll go into labor that day, and before the sun even sets, he already had both babies in his arms.

Also, I read that first-time pregnancies are a tiny bit more likely to go past full-term and I was like sure why not, let's put Mario in situations. So, he's overdue by just a few days and honestly the babies are really taking their time with getting there, and that's why he isn't even worried that particular day that he'll go into labor.

Also, the doctor had said they'd have to consider induction if the babies didn't make act of presence in the next week. Bc twins usually are expected to arrive like at the 38th week, where they are already full-term, and over that is considered overdue- so maybe Mario is like 38 weeks-and-something pregnant in this day where he has the babies.

🌟 About the labor-

For when Mario goes into labor, I'm torn between doing it sitcom-like, where Peach for ABC reason is very far away from Mario, and she has to go through frustrating drawbacks to get to him quickly, or go with that it happens when they're together and all comfortable and stuff sdkjskd

But going with the first option, imagine Peach is at a meeting that she definitely didn't want to go to, where the king was adamant about her presence and of other royals to see the matter (which in Peach's opinion, could've been handled via email!), so she couldn't send in Toadsworth to sort it through.

Peach warned the host king that Mario could go into labor at literally any minute, and she wished to stay with him when it happened (Mario was supposed to go into labor a few days ago, she was really anxious about it!), but the other thought she was being overdramatic, surely Super Mario would be fine without the princess for a few hours.

Many royals think that way initially, whenever Peach requested that meetings be held at her castle, or that may Toadsworth go in her behalf, since she doesn't want to leave Mario's side for too long. But, they wholly understand when they see Mario, who definitely looks like he's ready to pop. Others are more understanding, because they have been the pregnant person being fretted over, or the partner that frets, so they indulge the princess on her requests.

And well, she was overly worried the whole meeting, and barely paid any attention. At the beginning Peach texted Mario every few minutes to make sure he was okay and calm her anxiety, but after one too many judging looks from the host king, she apologized and asked one of the servants to take her phone until the meeting was over, knowing she'd keep using it otherwise- she had duties to attend as a princess, despite her worries as a soon-to-be mom.

Meanwhile, back at the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario had woken up not long ago, stretching as much as he could and groaning because he slept like hell. His back hurt a lot, like was usual lately. He briefly wondered when the babies would dignify themselves to show up, so he could have a proper night's sleep finally (as if! with two newborn babies it wouldn't be very likely), because they overstayed long enough, he was supposed to have them in his arms by now, while also he wished Peach was there to just magic his pain away.

Mario resigns himself to hurt and keep being pregnant for a few days more. He throws a look at his side, and then checks his phone, smiling at Peach's (fretting) texts, so he starts answering to each of them, while getting himself more comfortable on their bed.

[Good morning my love! 😚😚😚] Good morning bella mia :33 [Are you awake? 🥰🥰] I am [Maybe not, it took you a lot of time to fall asleep 🤕 just wait until the little rascals are born, I'll give them a harsh lecture right away] Me too bc my back hurts like a beach I wish you were here to make it better :c [I love you] I love you very much too! [Te amo mi amorchito pechocho💓] Ti amo la mia luce 💖 [Mi amore] 🥰 [Wake up mi amore] I did :D pick your phone peachy [King Calami keeps talking about I don't know what hepl] Pay attention and don't pick your phone peachy [Mario 🥺🥺] Peachy <3

Peach appears offline from not long ago; and Mario hoped she actually had put her focus on the meeting. After that, Mario does the extenuating routine of getting off of bed, showering, grooming, dressing on his own -which proves much harder than when Peach just does it for him, especially with the overalls and shoes, but he's in the mood for them, so he tries anyway (and almost falls off the bed trying to reach his feet- but at least no one's there to see him struggle). He does all this while feeling a bit restless the whole way, but it's been a few days of the same feeling, since the babies weren't born when they were supposed to.

Mario has a very late breakfast and then spends a while just nibbling on treats and lazing around (Resting! You're resting - says for the nth time a voice that sounds like Peach's). He made some plans with Toad over text, and soon he met Mario at the lounging room in the castle, ready for a walk around Toad Town.

Mario wasn't very sure if he still wanted to go, still feeling like something (read: labor) was about to happen. Toad offered staying at the castle, if he wasn't sure, and they could eat ice-cream right there too and maybe watch a movie, or just walk through Peach's gardens. The thought of the ice-cream stall at the middle of Toad Plaza makes him salivate and reconsider- oh his damned cravings. Also, to walk and enjoy the sun and bustling streets would do him good, so they go.

The walk to Toad Town is very slow but filled with conversation (mostly from Toad). At certain times Mario felt cramps on his belly, but he has been feeling them from weeks ago, so he doesn't get too worried about them. At the platforms Toad very carefully helps him. And while they walk down the steps, Mario looks at the pipes systems and all the toads going through them, which was a much quicker way of getting anywhere. Not for the first time Mario lamented that traveling through pipes was not safe for him anymore, and it made him too dizzy anyways (and in some of them he didn't even fit any longer- but whatevs).

Through the walk many toads greet both of them as usual, some commenting lightly about the babies not being there yet, which had Mario chuckling politely (bc, of course they're not there yet, Mario is clearly still huge!) and by the time they get to the ice-cream stand Mario's too tired and feeling kinda out of breath, so Toad tells him to sit and wait for him to get the ice-cream, and Mario does so gratefully.

When he's at the bench, the cramps only get worse, and he briefly wonders if maybe they're contractions- He hopes they are, because the babies are overdue and he is tired as hell of carrying them, but also- he wishes it's not the case, he doesn't want them to come out yet because he is still way too nervous of giving birth. Either way, the cramps hurt and are uncomfortable, and after a while they stop, and he realizes he'd have to pay closer attention to them, lest he actually was in labor.

Toad gets back with their stuff and they eat and talk and it's very nice, because the day is sunny and calm, and the babies aren't as energetic as other times (which is always good, because they would beat up Mario's ribs, bladder and whatever was in their way whenever they kicked or stretched).

Suddenly Mario feels a particularly bad cramp, and he has to take a moment to breathe through it, wincing in pain and placing his hand where he's kinda feeling it. It catches Toad's attention, and he gently pats Mario's arm to be of comfort.

Toad then gasps excitedly, "Wait- are you having contractions yet?"

Mario shakes his head, then signs, "I don't think so."

"Aw... I want to meet your babies already, Mario," Toad laments, taking a sad lick from his ice-cream cone. "I want to receive my Uncle Toad title from you too."

Mario smiles at him and shakes his head again, in amusement, the toad had said years back that he was happy to receive the title from Luigi, and now from Mario, as if they were some sort of university of unclehood by simply becoming parents.

At some moment, their conversation takes a turn towards Mario's relationship with Pauline, for some reason. Toad can't believe Mario had sung with the Pauline! And why is he just now finding out about it?!

It leads to Toad begging Mario to sing something for him someday, and Mario saying he can beg all he wants. Toad shakes his head in feigned disappointment and says, "I would never deprive you from my singing skills, Mario!" And Mario does a 'really? prove it' face, so Toad graces him with the most off-key, shrillest and loud cover of Pauline's Jump Up, Super Star!

It had Mario laughing almost hysterically- it probably wasn't even that funny, but he was caught off-guard bc Toad started off strong with the main vocals and from then on, his singing didn't get any better. He was holding his belly while trying not to drop his ice-cream and waving slightly at Toad with it to stop- or he's sure he'll... oh- have an accident.

Mario stops laughing all of a sudden and looks down with a grimace. For a few seconds he thinks not again! because he has two heavy babies resting right over his bladder, he can't help it sometimes! But this time it's much more than usual, and he can't even stop it.

He turns to Toad in panic and embarrassment, because he's sitting in the middle of the crowded plaza and there's no way other toads won't notice! Toad notices his exalted state and stops singing. He tilts his head in confusion and worry.

Mario signs "I peed myself."

"Oh- that's huh..." Mario looks more embarrassed. "That's okay! Don't worry, bestie, I'm going to fix it. You just stay here, Mario!"

Toad shoves the rest of his ice-cream in his mouth and while he munches the waffle cone, he jumps out of the bench and scoots somewhere in the crowded place. Mario huffs in discomfort, throwing nervous glances around him, hoping no one suddenly decided to speak to him. He looks at his cone still in his hand, melting down. He gives it some licks, entirely out of anxiety, because he doesn't have much appetite anymore.

Toad returns soon enough, carrying a folded blanket with himself. Very subtle, especially with the nice weather and Mario in his long overalls. The man kicks himself mentally for being picky about Toad's ideas, when his friend is clearly trying. Toad jumps on the bench and gets closer to whisper to Mario, "I asked some friends to bring you clothes. Don't worry though, I told them to be discreet about it- also got this blanket so we can walk to a bathroom."

Toad sits back down beside Mario on the bench, to wait for the other toads. Mario decides to occupy that brief time by finishing eating his ice-cream, and rubbing his belly while silently scowling at the babies for putting him in situations. When the toads arrive, carrying a little bag, they discreetly leave it on the bench, and walk casually in the other direction, not even looking at Mario or Toad. Mario lets out a relieved sigh, glad that they left them alone. Toad stands on his seat and extends the blanket, leaving it ready to use over the bench, and then jumps back to the floor.

"Let me help you up," he says, extending his little hands to him with a big smile. Mario smiles a bit funnily, knowing that Toad wasn't precisely strong enough to pull him up.

After much effort from both, Mario is on his feet, and he has to suppress a disgusted shiver, because the wetness is very uncomfortable and has gone cold. Toad notices his discomfort and hurries to hand the blanket to Mario, who wraps it around his shoulders. The toad makes sure it covers all the damp spots, and then they get to it, looking for the nearest bathroom either of them can think of.

Toad peaks his head in a restaurant, and quietly asks the receptionist to use the bathroom without being clients, who refuses, being strict about their rules, but Toad says with a knowing smile, 'it's for Mario' and the other toad quickly agrees for them to just come along, anything for the Mushroom Kingdom hero! (But Mario's sure it's because he's very pregnant, it's obvious).

When Mario's inside and Toad's doing guard outside the door, he strips from his wet clothes and rummages through the little bag, pulling out one of his red maternity dresses and underwear. He smiles to himself in relief as he thinks 'perfetto...' because having to ask for help from Toad to put on his overalls would probably be the last drop in the glass for Mario to- to have a breakdown or something.

When he's almost done and letting the dress down his arms, he feels such a strong cramp in his belly that he's just sure it must be a contraction. Mario panics for a few seconds because his arms are stuck in the dress and he's in pain and all he sees is red! He has to double over and support his weight with his hands against the wall the best he can, while he tries to quiet down his pained groans and tightly closes his eyes.

When it passes, he gives himself a bit of time to catch his breath back, and then quickly lowers the dress the rest of the way, to dress himself properly. Mario then holds his belly, looking around the bathroom nervously. He slowly paces on the small space in building panic- he's sure it was a contraction! It was way too strong- and- and the accident? What if that was his water?

He stops waddling and looks down at his belly, placing his hands on it as if silently asking the babies if that was the very important liquid that signaled that he was indeed in labor. Mario notices that he's breathing way too quickly, so he tries to do the breathing exercises that Doctor Toadlina taught him to do- he clenches his fists tightly over his belly while the babies move leisurely as if their mamma wasn't freaking out.

Outside, Toad hums to himself patiently, giving Mario all the time he needs to get comfortable in the changing of clothes. He nods to passing waiters and clients alike, with a big smile.

Back inside, finally Mario's calm enough to think of what he should do now if the babies are coming- he immediately thinks of Peach and that she's far away and literally on another whole kingdom, with no pipe system attached to theirs! Mario scrambles as fast as he can for his phone, feeling his hands and his lower lip trembling in fright.

He calls her and places the phone by his ear, while trying still to breath calmly and failing spectacularly. His fear only spikes up when it sends to voicemail. Mario calls a couple more of times, each without success. He tries to write to her instead, being a bit difficult with his shaking fingers and his blurring gaze due to the tears.

Pech I don't wanna scare you but i think I'm in laborr Pelsa answer Nd come back soon I'm very scared

He holds his phone in his hands for a while, still trying to convince himself that everything will be okay... Mario frowns and looks to the side for a second, those words remind him of something.

Everything will be okay...? Right, Luigi! Mario should call Luigi. He calls him this time and smiles in relief when his twin answers right away.

"Ciao, fratellone!" Luigi says happily.

Mario's smile drops when he realizes just then that he must talk if he called- Oh, fuck! What an idiot! He's bringing more despair for himself on his own!

He opens his mouth and then closes it and shakes his head- why does he never think things through?! He curses himself, now with tears of frustration in his eyes and the thought of just hanging up and texting instead goes through his mind.

"Bro? Mario? Is everyth-" Mario quickly hangs up and goes to text him. He blinks his tears away the best he can and writes down while his phone rings and the notification of Weegee calling... appears just above the chat.

M in labor nd pach isn't here Can you come ?

A few seconds pass when Luigi answers:

On my way Where are you going to be?

Mario sniffles and thinks quickly, should they go to the castle, or maybe just wait for Luigi to get to the restaurant? Mario didn't want to be in that bathroom all alone, he felt too scared and defenseless. But he doesn't think he had the energy to go to the castle quick enough either.

Gret toadcimu restornat Oki I'll be right there bro Pls be calm Everything will be okay I promise Are you with someone? Let them help you Mario To stay cal M Ok

Mario opened Toad's chat this time, feeling at least a tad bit calmer now that he knew his brother was on the way.

Tod Come in pls

A short moment later, a knock sounds at the door, and Mario unlocks it and let his friend in, Toad closes the door and looks at Mario in thinly veiled worry when he notices his tears and panicked expression.

"What's wrong, Mario?"

"I'm in labor," he has difficulty even signing, his hands trembling too much. Toad seems to have difficulty to understand what he signed too, but when he does, he opens his eyes widely and seems absolutely ready to start panicking. Mario braces himself for his shrilly screaming, but the toad shakes his head quickly and sets his face on a determined expression, that Mario would not be surprised if he started speaking in a very deep voice.

"We have to go to the castle, then! I'll tidy this up, you- you just focus on not having the babies yet and calm down. Calm down, Mario!" he says in his regular voice, with a very subtle hint of panic that Mario can easily ignore for his own sake. The toad starts gathering his wet clothes in the little bag, then hurries on folding the blanket while Mario focuses on doing the breath exercises.

Another contraction hits in and Mario has to lean against the wall again, groaning in pain and holding his back. He feels like it lasts even longer and hurts worse than the previous- how is that possible? They were supposed to grow very gradually in intensity and time!

He feels a hand on his back, and he turns to look at Toad, with a pained expression on.

"Do I call the princess?" His friend knows Peach isn't in the Mushroom Kingdom, but Mario shakes his head. She didn't answer him, it'd probably be the same for Toad.

Mario breathes through the contraction the best he can, and when it's over he tells Toad that Luigi's on his way. The toad nods and leads them slowly to the outside of the restaurant, going through the tables occupied by many toads since it was lunch time, saying his thanks to the receptionist (and Mario awkwardly nods at them in thanks too).

Toad looks around quickly, looking for a bench for Mario to sit on, when he spots one, he leads them in its direction.

Just as Toad is helping Mario to take a seat, they hear, "Bro!" and Mario straightens up right away, looking around for his twin, almost losing his balance, and he and Toad and Luigi all panic that he'll fall, but Mario manages to keep standing as he grabs onto Toad's cap and the other hand supports his back, while Luigi runs to his side.

When Mario and Luigi are close to each other, the first thing Mario does is hug his twin, feeling like he wants to cry. And he does, actually, while Luigi gently shushes him and holds him tightly (albeit a bit awkwardly due to Mario's belly in the middle).

"It's-a okay, Mario, I'm here," Luigi says, subtly trying to catch his breath, he surely must have run all the way from the pipe that connected their kingdoms to the Great Toadchimu restaurant. Mario nods and buries his face on Luigi's shoulder, feeling much less scared than he did moments ago. The only thing to truly make him feel complete would be that Peach was there with him too.

Luigi takes care of the situation and instructs Toad to please get him a super mushroom so he could easily carry Mario to the castle. Once he eats it, he goes up the hills on a careful walk to not accidentally drop Mario or jostle him too much, while Toad hurriedly walks beside them, carrying Mario's stuff and calling Peach's father to let the doctor know they were on their way (and so were the babies-).

Back at Peach, the blessed (cursed) meeting that seemed like it lasted hours just ended, and the (damned) King Calami finally let them leave, but of course, he invited all the royals to have lunch first. But Peach is absolutely ready to tail it out of there and return to her own kingdom and to her Mario.

After exchanging quick pleasantries with the rest of royals, and passive-agressive words with King Calami that left no space to argue her reasons and determination to leave, the king kindly instructed a worker to prepare a vehicle for Princess Toadstool, as she's in such a hurry to leave already, and isn't even able to stay for lunch. The servant bows and leaves to do as instructed.

Peach smiles while inside she wishes unpleasant things for the king. She bows her head and walks calmly out of the meeting room, but one of the servants standing at the doors stopped her, "Princess Toadstool, your phone, your highness."

Right! Peach smiles thankfully as she receives it and immediately checks her notifications while walking out of the room. Her smile drops when she sees the three missed calls from Mario. With worry she clicks on the notification that says [New messages from Marito❤️] and her smile comes back in full force again while reading Mario's responses to each of her texts. And finally, her smile fully drops as does her stomach, all the way to her feet, when she reads the five last messages.

Mario's in labor?! Peach anxiously hurries to walk in a direction, then halts and turns around and prepares to walk the other way, then realizes she doesn't even know where she is supposedly going, and she's just panicking. Peach looks at her phone and quickly calls Mario's number, while trying to calm her breathing as she places a hand on her chest. There's no use on her losing her mind, she needs to stay calm.

Peach gets more anxious with each ring, until the line picks up and she jumps into talking.

"Mario, are you okay? Where-?"

"Princess, it's-a me!" She gets interrupted. It's Luigi.

"Luigi! Where is Mario?!" So much for keeping calm, she mentally scolded herself.

"He's-a with me, don't worry, we're-a going to the castle, oki? We'll wait for you there, Toad talked to Toadsworth, so he can notify the royal doctor."

"Hi! Princess, it's me, Toad, Mario's best friend- he's good and he's not talking now!"

Peach lets out a mildly relieved sigh, at least they had the situation under control.

"I hope you are okay, Mario," she says, lacing her words with the most fondness she can, while she smiles. "Please wait for me, I'll be there as soon as I can."

Luigi chuckles after a while, "He says he will, and he loves you, and you're his very beloved light- Hey! Don't-a hit me, I'm-a just adding-!"

Peach giggles to herself, imagining Mario swatting Luigi.

"I love you so much too, mi chaparrito bigotón pechocho," she says, allowing herself to be utterly corny, at least Luigi wouldn't get it.

"Aw please, Peach, that's so cheesy!" said Luigi while laughing and Peach's face burned. Right, he knows some Spanish, Daisy is teaching him only the things that are convenient for him to learn- like Peach's terms of endearment. When she hears Mario's own chuckles, she's glad she said what she said, despite her embarrassment. She smiles brightly, "I'll be there very soon, Mario! Stay strong, I love you!"

"Wait, when you're-a on your way here try ta do a videocall," says Luigi before she can hang up.

"Okie-dokie! Bye!"

Peach allows herself to jump in place for a few seconds, while holding her phone to her chest, closing tightly her eyes and smiling so widely that her cheeks hurt. Mario's in labor! They'll finally meet their babies! How exciting! She must get there as soon as possible.

As if on cue, the servant that King Calami talked to was walking to get closer to her. Peach walked to reach them quicker, expecting for them to tell her that her vehicle was ready.

"Your highness, I'm very sorry-" Oh great. "-but we have a few complications with the long-journey vehicles. But if you're willing to wait, by late afternoon-"

Peach shakes her head worriedly; Mario needed her now! Not by late afternoon- and she'd get to the Mushroom Kingdom by night if that were the case!

The servant patiently waits for the princess to arrange her thoughts, as she seems lost on her own mind.

What could she do? What to do... There wasn't a pipe system between this kingdom and hers, so she couldn't go quickly there, and the journey on any vehicle was longer than two hours, but there were closer, neighboring kingdoms to this one, that had agreed to install the pipes! She could go to them first, and then go to her wished destiny!

Peach is struck with a feeling-like-an-idiot urge to facepalm, because that's literally the way she got into King Calami's kingdom to begin with. She sighs, lamenting that her first-time parent panic is affecting her good reasoning.

"Are there available any vehicles for shorter journeys?" she asks with a falsely calmed smile.

The servant nods, "Yes, your royal highness. The smallest allow for a very fast travelling- but they fit only one member inside, you'd have to leave on your own."

Peach quickly nods, "Yes, I will- It's perfect. I'll, um- arrange for my toads to return the vehicle safely once I no longer use it, yes?" she says, trying to be convincing.

The servant nods and leads Peach to the room where the vehicles are (a royal garage i guess?), while mentioning how they will not notify the who was in charge (whoever that is-) first, if all because the princess looked so antsy that it was making the servant a bit nervous too.

Peach apologized for her clearly anxious state, delightedly (and unsubtly terrified) saying that Mario's in labor and she's in a hurry to leave. The servant looks back at her in surprise, because why didn't she say so before?!

After that, things go very quickly, both the servant and Peach hurry to get to the vehicle, where Peach puts her few belongings in and hops in, ready to drive as quickly (and safely-) as she can to the nearest kingdom with a working pipe system to the Mushroom Kingdom.

As she puts on her seatbelt, the servant, whose name Peach still doesn't know, bows respectfully, "I wish you luck and very healthy babies, your royal highness!" Peach smiles and nods hurriedly saying 'thank you so much!', and she starts her journey towards Mario.

Back with Mario, they are received by Toadsworth already fretting over the whole situation, while Luigi takes him to his bedroom, where Doctor Toadlina and two young toad nurses are already setting everything to attend his birth.

Luigi leaves Mario gingerly on the bed, in a sitting position. On the way up the hills Luigi asked Toad to take the time between each of Mario's contractions. They were way too close to each other if Mario supposedly started labor not long ago, Luigi is sure it must have been much earlier.

The doctor informs what will be done from then on, to pass labor and check his contractions and to check his dilation depending on how the labor progresses and the babies' position and all that (vague labor stuff, y'know 🧍).

Luigi (after asking one of the nurses to pinch him hard to wear off the super mushroom effect-) gently helps Mario into a more comfortable sleepshirt and underwear, while he makes some light conversation to distract him from his worry at Peach's absence. Toad isn't let in, and he asks to at least be updated if anything important happens, like the babies being born or Mario needing something. Doctor Toadlina politely closes the door on his face with a, "Thank you, Toad, we'll let you know!" while the nurses lightly giggle as they arrange water bottles, and very light snacks in their little coffee table, and arrange Mario and Peach's bed for more practical use, tying the bed drapes as tightly as possible to avoid them becoming a burden for any of them.

Mario breathes slowly and tries to keep himself as calm as he can, while closing his eyes as Luigi helps him to lay on the bed for a check up, Doctor Toadlina puts on a glove meanwhile. He feels Luigi's own gloved hand caressing his hair.

"It's-a okay, bro," he says softly, and Mario turns to look at him with a small smile, that turns wobbly after a second. He just wishes Peach was there too.

After the check-up, the doctor muses that he must be very far along in labor, because his dilation is very advanced. She announces that in no time he would be ready for the pushing stage. Mario nods with a very nervous smile, glad and also terrified to hear so.

So, Mario and Luigi do anything for him to dilate further, like walking around the spacey room, or doing different exercises together (the ones Luigi remembers from when he was in labor, and also the ones the toad doctor recommends them).

They are face to face a bit far away from the bed, both with their feet a bit apart and hands on their hips, both moving them in a swaying motion- Mario thinks his twin is doing much better than he is, and briefly wonders if he's doing it wrong himself, but then remembers that Luigi's not even pregnant, and Mario smacks himself mentally for being an idiot again, always realizing things too late. He shakes his head, he's not even sure anymore if it's the pregnancy brain or he's always been like this.

Luigi frowns, "No? But I thought you already settled on tha names-"

Mario blushes a bit, now realizing he and Luigi were supposedly talking. He shakes his head again with a bashful smile, letting Luigi know to just ignore him. His brother smiles comprehensively. "You're-a not even paying attention- Is your mind on tha princess? She hasn't called yet..."

Mario frowns and settles his gaze on the nurses quietly talking among themselves, a bit sad about the matter. He supposes she's still busy getting to their kingdom if she can't call, but still...

Back at Peach, she just exited the outskirts of King Calami's kingdom, now entering the long, deserted road that connected both realms. Now that the risk of running over someone were diminished almost to zero, she pulls out her phone, finally she can videocall Mario! She thumbs around on it, throwing brief glances at the road, and then back. As the phone dials she keeps it in her hand, not about to risk it flying away from the speed she was driving at.

The other end picks up and her big smile falls a bit when it's Toad's face that receives her, she muses that Mario must be a bit busy, then!

"Hello, Toad!"

"Hi, Princess Peach!"

"Where's Mario?"

"Oh, he's inside with the doctors and Luigi, he left his phone with me- when they kicked me out. I'll hand it to him, don't hang!"

The brothers end up going to the balcony for Mario to take some air after he realizes he's again way too nervous (so close to giving birth and Peach's nowhere to be seen!), while Luigi pats his back, and he leans on the railing. Mario looks up to the sky, the day is so nice and sunny, and it feels ironic with the way he feels- all heated up and tired already.

He gets another contraction and his hands clench on the railing while he whimpers and winces. Oh, Peach should get there sooner, she could help him to not feel pain! He tries to breathe through it as he's been doing it since they started, while Luigi rubs his lower back. It almost feels like the same rubs Peach usually did to ease his pain with her magic, only that Luigi's just brought him emotional comfort and nothing more.

They hear some commotion at the door that leads to the hall and both twins turn to look and see (nosey 🤨) what's going on. It's Doctor Toadlina scolding Toad-

"I told you already! You can't come in, Toad, only the queen and the princess can, Mario needs people that can bring him comfort and support-!"

"Yeah, I know, that's why I need to give him his phone, it's the princess!"

Mario gasps, Peachy is calling?!

He turns to Luigi and signals with his head for him to go deal with it. Luigi nods and leaves his side briefly (not before throwing a dirty look at Mario for ordering him around-) to go to the toads and see the situation. Mario doesn't have to wait long for Luigi to come back, talking to his phone with it in front of his face. Mario's heartbeat gets quicker at the idea of finally seeing Peach. When he sees her, he smiles brightly at Peach's face, being hit with a lot of wind and making her hair fly behind her.

"Hi, Mario!"

From then on, Peach and Mario talked as if she were right there with him, while Luigi did as an interpreter - given that the princess couldn't look too long at her phone while she was driving -, and Mario felt much better about the matter, now only longing that she was physically close to him.

He keeps doing exercises and staying hydrated and complaining from the contractions - at which Peach reassures she's going to calm all his pain away once she got there! -, while the doctor checked every now and then the position of the babies and stuff.

At a certain moment the connection halts because Peach had to go through the pipe system- and after that Mario had to resist the urge to laugh at her, because Peach was clearly running as fast as she could while still trying to keep her face on the camera. Mario also felt the excitement that she was very close to getting there. The background behind her changed fast from the outside of the castle to the main floor, and then to the hall where their quarters were, and finally she all but bolted inside the room, making Doctor Toadlina jump in fright and the nurses squeal in surprise.

"Mario!" she says, phone held in her hand. "Where- where are you?" She looks at the room, at the exalted toads, and then at her phone, looking at Mario's happy face.

"We're-a here!" says Luigi while waving his arm from the balcony's entrance.

"Oh!" she all but glides through the room, after saying quick hi's to the medical toads. And when her and Mario are finally face to face, they embrace the other so tightly and tenderly that Luigi quietly leaves to give them some privacy. Mario exhales in utter relief, at finally feeling completely safe. And Peach let her chin rest over his hair.

They walk to the bed and Peach lovingly helps Mario to sit close to the pillows, while the plumber keeps his hands at all times in hers.

Doctor Toadlina suggests Peach changes her royal clothes into something less cumbersome, so Peach obliges- and Mario reasonably knows it's better that way and it wouldn't take her very long, but he looked worried when she started to back away, in direction to their wardrobe- she smiled and said she wouldn't take long. Yet he still held into her hands until she pulled back too much, and they slipped from his.

At Mario's very puppy-kicked eyes, Luigi laughs and says Peach will be back to his side soon! Mario wipes his eyes and lays back on the pillows, smiling a bit ashamed of his reaction. Soon enough, Peach gets back from the bathroom where she changed, with her hair tied up, her crown still on and dressed in a white shirt and pink trousers, without her gloves or her blue brooch.

From there, Peach takes Luigi's place and is the one to help Mario with the exercises and helping him walk around or lay down or help with his contractions. She uses her healing magic several times each hour to numb his pain, and Mario sighs in relief each time she does. Also at certain times they sit at the little coffee table while she feeds him nibbles from the light snacks the nurses left. Luigi is glad to simply sit back as back-up support until the birth, enjoying the lovebirds' interactions, which in his opinion are adorable.

(Y'know those moms that do their make-up all pretty for when they give birth?) Since Mario had been crying and wiping his eyes so much, let's say his eyeliner had kind of wore off almost completely- and, in a moment of relative calmness while they waited for Mario to be able to push, Peach went to their bathroom and came back with his eyeliner. She proceded to apply it while humming to herself, as she has done many other times (this post!), while Mario smiled all relaxedly. He wasn't in pain, the babies were barely moving or bothering him, and both his girlfriend and brother were there with him (as were the doctor and nurses), so he was feeling all safe, although tired.

Mario doesn't feel pain anymore, but he is still so very tired. And the next few hours of labor and contractions became taxing way too soon, feeling the pressure at his pelvis as the babies got ready to be born and all that. As Peach helped him walk around, he finally decided he had enough of that, so he squeezed her arm to let her know, and from then on he kept himself out of his feet.

He looked tiredly at his brother from time to time, looking for additional support, while Luigi said comforting words, because he knew all too well how Mario was feeling. He spent the last moments before pushing mostly supporting his weight on the bed while on his knees, or laying propped up against the pillows, or sitting at the edge, all while still trying to vaguely do the exercises to help dilation and stuff.

🌟 During the whole ordeal Toad is outside and so is Toadsworth, because none of them were let in, for Mario's (and the medical toads) comfort. The old toad is more or less a nervous mess, so Toad takes on distracting the soon-to-be grandpa, while his daughter and son-in-law (never mind that Peach and Mario weren't married, he'd consider him so if he wished!) were going through the whole thing.

Mario at most was grunting or groaning loudly and stuff, not really screaming or anything, so from outside they couldn't hear much- which was more worrying than comforting, bc they couldn't guess what was going on.

Almost a couple of hours later, one of the nurses peaks their head out, excitedly saying that the first baby has been delivered and it was a healthy baby girl. It leads to Toadsworth being all tears while Toad excitedly (and quietly) celebrates.

Maybe he (or maybe even Luigi) had been keeping their friends updated on the matter? They have a big friend group chat or something and he's been writing the few updates he has been getting, like:

First baby's a girl!!!👶🥳🥳

And he receives a bunch of confetti emojis and crying faces and excited replies in the next few minutes, and asking for pictures (which are sent by Luigi a lot later, when Mariella had been born too, and Mario was sleeping and so were the babies).

🌟 During the birth-

The birth of each baby is extremely quick.

Doctor Toadlina gives the ok to Mario that he's free to push, but he's nervous and he quickly turns to look at Luigi, with his eyes teary and clearly very scared. His brother hugs him and is quick to reassure him that it'll all be okay bc he's right there with him (the meaning behind the words is that as long as they're together everything will be okay :''''v cries in brotherly love), and Mario smiles and nods.

Despite that, he is still feeling terribly nervous, but he's determined to do it anyways (because what other option does he have? Not give birth? He has to do it!), so he firmly grabs Peach and Luigi's hands. He takes a deep breath to brace himself- and then he exhales and takes another breath. Then he quickly looks at Peach with a pout. She smiles brightly back, full of encouragement- so he takes one last breath.

And then, he pushes with all the strength he can muster, holding and clenching Peach's and Luigi's hands firmly, not bothering to hold back (so maybe it feels like the man is trying to break their fingers, but Peach and Luigi don't say anything about that, of course-)

(pipipi kinda sad of these drawings, in the sketches they looked better and like he was really putting force into it skdjks whatevs I lost them)

After the first push, the doctor is pleased to notice that he made a lot of progress right away. And Mario's all slumped back on the pillows and trying to catch his breath, but he smiles very slightly bc he's making it despite his tiredness, woo! Peach and Luigi congratulate him quietly on his efforts, while the princess squeezes his shoulder and his brother pads at his sweaty face with his wrist. That helps too in giving him more determination to keep pushing with all he got.

The thing is that (for the sake of funny, remember) Mario is very strong and it takes one more, really strong push and the first baby pops out in the whole sense of the expression. She just shots out and Doctor Toadlina is definitely caught off guard, but she still manages to hold the baby, the thing is that she stumbles back, and she would've fallen if the assisting nurse toads hadn't hurried to help her stay upright, all caught by surprise.

She's like obviously surprised, as are Peach, Mario and Luigi (who actually took a lot of effort to push his own baby out, so he's like 'wowie bro :0'), but she quickly snaps out of it and congratulates the now officially moms for their baby girl, while the baby cries with all her little lungs' strength, looking too big in the doctor's arms.

Then she instructs the nurses to cut the umbilical cord and do all the procedures to check on the baby's health, while Peach cries because "A baby girl! that means we'll have two baby girls! Oh, Mario!" and Mario looks almost heartbroken that they had to take their baby away (he knows it's for her own wellness, but he just wants to see and hold her already), but then smiles widely at Peach's words, and at his bro's excited congratulations and hugs.

Doctor Toadlina offers Peach to hold their first born so she can bring her to Mario, but Peach is kind of scared and feels shaky from excitement, so she hurriedly tells Luigi to hold their baby instead, since he has more experience. And when he does, Luigi first holds her to Mario's face, and after making the baby kiss his cheek, he places her in Mario's arms.

When the baby is placed in his arms, Mario can't help all his tears because she's so cute! (she's actually a bit ugly, like any newborn baby is) and small (not really, she's bigger than average, especially for a twin pregnancy), and she's utterly perfect (that part's true).

Peach and Mario lean their heads together while admiring their baby (and having so many tears running down their cheeks, but they don't care).

"Oh, Mario- she's perfect," Peach barely chokes out, feeling her heart overwhelmingly full. She turns to him and kisses his head a bunch of times, while Mario smiles brightly. "You did great!"

Then Doctor Toadlina tells Mario that, given baby two's position, it'd be a while for them to be born, so he's allowed to rest and maybe take a quick nap if he wishes to. And Mario takes up on the offer right away.

He leans his head back on the pillows and, with his baby still held in his arms, he knocks out immediately. Peach lets out a surprised but amused giggle. And Luigi shakes his head in amusement too, he gently brushes Mario's hair from his forehead, and then pats his head tenderly. Mario's arms go a bit lose around the baby, but Peach and Luigi make sure he still holds her firmly, supporting his arms with their hands. While Mario naps they whisper about the baby, and how cute she is, with her little cheek squished against Mario's chest.

Peach notes all the physical features that she notices, the clearest one being her round Mario™ nose! And her brown hair, and her little dot eyes, so similar to how she knew Mario's were when he was a baby!

(Mario and Peach totally fall in love when they see their oldest baby- and fall in love again with the second- who arrives almost half and hour later.)

🌟 Once both babies are in Mario's arms, Luigi takes 23429 pictures of the three while claiming that each picture is absolutely perfect, because Mario looks happy in them (and the babies look adorably ugly- like newborns usually do), and Peach, while crying her eyes out, says how she's going to put all 23429 of them in their photo album (that so far has many pictures of Mario's pregnancy process-).

Mario's sure he looks terrible, because despite his joy he feels really exhausted, he can barely keep his eyes open enough to look at Luigi's phone while he snaps several pictures, and even though Peach ran her fingers through his hair to fix it up a bit for that moment, he knew it probably was still a mess.

It's just that everything happened so quickly and it was taking its toll on him, but at least he's very glad that both babies (baby girls! They're Mariella and Nettarina!) are in his arms already.

After everything is done, and he knows his babies are going to be well-cared for, Mario just passes out the rest of the night, and nothing wakes him up. When the babies start to get fussy because they feel hungry, Peach and Luigi take care of them, and they keep doing it for the whole rest of the afternoon and night, all while quietly speaking among themselves how cute the baby girls are and how much they look like either Mario or Peach (definitely more like Mario). Peach tears up almost each time she looks down at the babies' little faces, but it's out of her overwhelming happiness, while she whispers to herself: 'stars, they're finally here!'

At some moment, Peach hands Mariella to Luigi's arms so she can drink some water, since the baby seemed adamant about not joining her twin (and mamma) in sleeping.

"I feel very dehydrated-" she says quietly and then serves herself a glass from their coffee table. Peach makes the mistake of looking back to her brother-in-law and the little bundle of light green blankets in his arms, and she has to cover her mouth to sob again, turning to look at her glass. Oh, she was so small! And so real and there already! She hadn't felt this overwhelmingly happy since... maybe ever. And also, Peach is sure the lack of sleep has something to do with her very emotional state.

"I don't blame you, you've-a cried so much, Peach," mutters Luigi distractedly, as if he hadn't been crying a lot too, while very gently rocking one of his newborn nieces as the baby slowly blinked at him.

She had a round nose like all the Marios did (he, his bro and Magma-), and very relaxed little eyebrows, and almost a full head of reddish chestnut hair. And her little mouth was not even pouting, but Luigi couldn't help but think that she (and her sister, since they were identical) reminded him very much of when Magma was a newborn, and just placed in his arms (he also briefly remembered Mario's and Bowser's weeping when they saw her properly, and he huffed a laugh to himself).

-By the end, Peach puts only some (but still many) of the pictures in their family album, several of Mario holding the girls, either smiling or kissing them, others of her holding them, others of both new moms with their babies, and others of Luigi holding his nieces.

🌟 The next morning, Mario wakes up and the first thing he does is stretch as much as he can, realizing that he actually slept pretty well (and he was even laying on his back!). He feels a bit sore and all but less... heavy. He looks down to his body and sees his still round and swollen belly, but much less than it should be if he had two babies inside. He panics for all of a few seconds as he looks around the room, and a huge relief envelops him as he sees the two wooden bassinets that hadn't been there the day before, until the previous afternoon, when one of the nurses brought them in from the nursery to lay the babies.

He looks at the other two sleeping adults in the room, at Peach sitting in one of the armchairs in their room, with her cheek against her fist in what must be an uncomfortable position, with her crown still placed perfectly on top of her head. And to Luigi, sprawled at the foot of the bed, hatless and snoring slightly.

He smiles to himself slightly and slowly gets out of bed, wincing a bit because he still feels kind of tender from the previous day and the toll it had in his body. Mario waddles sluggishly to the bassinets and his soft smile turns bright as he looks at the little babies' faces. They're still as perfect as they were the day before, when he had them in his arms.

He looks at the oldest baby, Nettarina, wrapped in the red-pink blanket, just like he and Peach accorded that the first baby to be born would be, and then to Mariella, who's wrapped in light green. And whose little dot eyes are blinking open. Mario gets closer to her bassinet, and he leans a bit while smiling softly to her.

"Hi, baby," he whispers, holding out a hand to lightly caress her very soft cheek with a finger. Mariella just keeps blinking, with her little closed fists close to her face. She does a big yawn with her eyes tightly closed, and then she keeps looking and blinking in Mario's direction.

She was just born yesterday, and of course her vision was just terrible, but Mario still smiled at her widely as if to show her how happy he was that she was finally there. After a while the baby fell asleep, all while Mario kept looking at her.

He spent some very good minutes on his feet beside his babies, until Peach stirred awake and, upon seeing Mario standing, scrambled to her feet and with a smile asks how he's feeling-

The morning goes all nicely and stuff while both new moms (and uncle!) spend the time caring for the babies and tending to them. When it's the afternoon and Mario's feeling much better, they first let Toadsworth in -who got there early to ask for Mario's and the babies' state- and he's all weepy while looking at his grandbabies!

Maybe a few days later their friends meet their babies, as do their niblings and Daisy and all :''v

#super mario bros #mareach #text #my art #mario mario #princess peach #toad nintendo #luigi mario #mareach fankid #mareach family au #mareach preggy stuff #mpreg #godbless this is so long akjsdkjas #this ask is kinda old like the others I have on inbox but I'm gonna try to use them to answer the questions jiji #I'm not sure if I put everything I wanted in this but akjsdkasjd it's so long already wiwiwi #and I've been writing it for like a week I feel #If I want to add something I might just make another little post #also I was insecure about scheduling it once I deemed it finished- #bc of reasons #i hope you enjoyed it if you read it! #ALSO headcanon that Peach's una latina güerita alskdaslkd (like her voice actor in the movie is?? :0) #in Sarasaland they speak Spanish mainly #and in the MK it's mostly English #and Daisy and Peach's moms are both from sarasaland #ALSO sorry if there are typos or mistakes! I checked it many times but maybe I missed something :'y

[domiforpresident]

Shuriri fair/amusement park hcs

A/N: shuriri has been on my mind heavy lately They are just too cute I'm literally crying. I hope y'all enjoy this while I work on a fic for them

They love going to the fair at night, it's more peaceful and so much more vibrant at that time in their opinion.

Shuri is terrified of roller coasters and gets motion sickness bad. But she sucks it up for Riri who is the complete opposite and loves roller coasters (Riri repays Shuri in kisses for going out of her comfort zone for her)

"Ri I think im going to throw up, you better be glad i love you "

"I am"

She pecked shuri on the cheek as she attempted to run off a bit.

"but if your gon throw up, ima move over here I don't want you to get it on my shoes"

Shuri cuts her eyes at Riri in annoyance.

Riri gets a little too serious when it comes to fair games, she swears She's only playing over and over again so she can win shuri a stuffed animal (she liyin). She will not give up unless shuri pulls her away from it, or wins the game for her.

"Ima win this one for you bae just watch"

"Yeah no, you've lost one too many times let's go"

*Shuri yanks Riri away from the game by her hand*

Shuri Loves all the sweet treats at the fair, the first time she had a candy apple she went crazy and ate one too many. Riri had to deal with the after math which was sugar rush.

"Riri I love you. did you know I love you?? ouu look at those lights the color is so pretty"

"Yes I love you too baby, and thoes lights are pretty"

Riri couldn’t help but laugh, seeing her lover sugar high was so cute.

The first time they said they loved each other was on the ferris wheel, Shuri was all neverous, but Riri finished her sentence for her.

"Riri I lov- I love-"

*Riri pulls shuri in for a kiss*

"I love you so much shuri"

"I love you too Riri"

They both chuckled.

Riri has to take a million pictures on her polaroid camera that she bought specifically to take pictures and videos of their dates together.

"Ri did you not already take a picture of us on that ride?"

"It's for memories. And you can never have too many" Riri notioned.

She also thought the faces Shuri made while holding onto her hand for dear life on the rides we're hilarious.

Shuri is ruthless when playing bumper cars, she doesn't hold back at all. She acts like there's a winner and a loser when the object is just to have fun. Riri usually hits shuri on her arm for being so rough while they were in the ring, Shuri apologizes even though she knows she's gonna do it again.

One time it was closer to Halloween and workers were dressed up trying to scare people, one of them ran up on Riri and she hit them in the nose, she felt bad afterwards and Shuri kept laughing at her while she iced Riri's knuckles.

"Riri you do know it's their job to scare people"

"Yes I do, but that nigga got too close way too fast, could've gave me a warning or something"

"That would defeat the whole poi-"

"Stop trynna be smart and ice my knuckles."

Whenever Riri is too exhausted to walk Shuri being the caring girlfriend that she is, picks Riri up and carries her on her back. There's been many times where Riri fell asleep on Shuris back unknowingly.

"Riri what ride do you want to get on next?"

*Riri completely knocked out*

"Of course she fell asleep......again"

Shuri won't admit it but she thinks it's quite cute that Riri falls asleep on her back, that's why she never bothers to wake her up unless she has to.

They got someone to draw them and the person drew Shuris head really big. Riri found it so funny Shuri on the other hand didn't.

"My head is big but it's not that damn big"

"It's just a drawing Shuri, and the whole point of these is to emphasize your features"

She laughed a little too hard while saying the last part for Shuris liking.

"In that case they should've drew you a few inches shorter" shuri smirked.

"Ok jokes over."

Whenever Riri gets something like powder sugar from a funnel cake there sharing, or just anything that's she's eating on her face, Shuri insist on wiping it off so she can sneak in a kiss while she's at it.

They love to walk around the park for hours just holding hands while talking and cracking jokes. They don't get to do that regularly with them being iron heart and the black panther. But when they can They enjoy every second of it, just basking in one another's presence.

#shuri x riri #shuriri #mcu riri williams #riri williams #princess shuri #shuri udaku #lesbian #black sapphic #mcu fanfiction #black panter wakanda forever #riri x y/n #shuri x reader #lgbtq #Spotify #riri x black!reader #riri black panther #shuri x black!reader

[oscpaistry]

Misunderstood.

You and Kylian have been in a relationship for 4 years now. But you feel unheard and misunderstood by him. The media is causing you two stress and argument. At one moment Kylian had enough and he thought it would be the best if you two broke up. But all you wanted from him is to be heard and understood. You went out off the house and told the whole media that your taking a long break and why. About your mental health and much more.

Kylian and you were finally back home from the red carpet. Kylian was scrolling through his phone while you were changing out off your dress.

"Are you actually fucking serious?" You hear Kylian telling himself.

"Whats wrong Kylian?" You ask him while coming into the room he was in.

"Tell me the truth Y/n. Im sick and tired of the lies." He says with a stern voice.

"What do you mean Kylian? What have i done this time?" You say with a sigh in your breath.

"I saw on Instagram that your mental health is at risk again!" He says with a sarcastic tone in his voice.

You sigh. "It is Kylian. Im so stressed and mentally drained. I dont have any motivation to do anything at this point. And i-" you tried to say but he spoke through your sentence.

"Pff Y/n. Don't be so dramatic. You have it simple. You only have to sit at home, do the groceries, model, get clothes, get your nails done and much more." He says while laughing at you.

You look down and feel something in your throat. It feels like you can't swallow.

"Mhm" you say and go back to the bathroom.

"Okay if you wanna act like that and act as if you have so many problems go ahead. Be my guest. But not in my house Y/n. Go somewhere else and cry about it. I dont have time for it. And besides. I dont see your stress and see that your sad or some shit." He says while throwing and bag at you.

Your eyes started to swell up and you pick up the bag. You pack some stuff and went downstairs. You took a glas of water and drank it before you left. You two didnt speak in those 30 minutes of packing. You grabbed your car keys and went outside to go in your car.

You went to a hotel somewhere in Paris. You asked for a room for one. The front desk lady gave you the room card 267. You went up with the lift and went onto your phone. You left the lift and went to your room.

At the end of the hall you see room 267. You entered and as soon you saw the bed you just feel into it and cried.

Your eyes were already swollen and red from crying.

Your phone was going off none stop. You check it and see texts from Neymar, Achraf, Messi and Ramos. They were asking why you were acting like this and were shaming you. You sighed at the messages. Those people were the ones you trusted with your heart. And then in one snap they turn their back at you. It broke you into million pieces. You decided to post on Instagram that you were taking a break bcs off your mental health. This is what it said in your post.

"Hey guys, there is something i want to clear up and say. So the media is spreading rumors around of me. Those are completely not true and are lies. Kylian saw those posts. And because of those posts Kylian and i are having alot of arguments. Im not at Kylian's right now. That doesnt really matter right now. But those posts have me giving stress. But ive been already suffering with bipolar disorder. Ive been so mentally drained fir he past few months it isnt really okay anymore. I havent got any motivation to do anything anymore. Im physically so exhausted. Ill be taking a break from social media for now. I dont know for how long. I hope you guys understand. I love you guys. Im sorry."

You read it again and again. You took a deep breath and posted it. You put your phone in the drawer and went to unpack and to take a shower.

After the shower you went to change. You heard the vibrations from your phone. You went to grab your phone and saw texts off Kylian, Neymar and Messi.

"Sorry Y/n. I didnt know you were struggling with all that."

That is what Neymar, Kylian and Messi texted you. You sigh and leave them on read...

#psg football #football imagines #kylian mbappe #mbappe imagine #sadcore

[beevean]

Man its just that the average nfcv fan vision of the belmonts is a human centipede. You grab the og belmonts, you kno the good hearted almost superhuman warriors who fought and killed Dracula time and time again, let nfcv turn them into regular vampire hunters that are framed as morally gray bc "muh poor vampires :(", and who are cynical jerks that don't do much of anything. And then you let the fandom bully them into the ground bc haha loser men and muh girlbosses.

And its kinda weird bc its also often making fun of them due to their traumas? Like yea maybe alcoholism due to losing your entire family at a young age isnt a joke you know. Or seeing your mother get killed in front of you as a child. Yes ofc you can make fun of dark stuff i'd be lynched as a hypocrite if i said you cant, but the way its done and how continuous it is... irrespectful? Like they dont respect the serious aspects of the character and legit think they suck for having horrible things happen to them? Im bad at gauging jokes like that but... yea (they just dont know how to bully fictional characters unlike us who throw Isaac off a 10 stories building everyday <3)

In any case, N! Trevor and N! Richter do not deserve that sort of treatment already, and much less their mainline counterparts :/

And regarding girlbosses, they way ppl need to put down their men to show how cool the girls are just, reeks of insecurity to me? Why does having a "loser dumb wife guy" makes her a girlboss? Why would a confident gal need a loser to take care of instead of a good partner were both compliment eachother's strong and weak points? Maybe im being a bit dramatic here, but it carries off a similar mentality to sexist guys that need to put down their gal's accomplishments to feel well Plus, the way how fandoms still revolve around said loser guys and how a lot of the times the writing itself makes the girlboss character a compliment or a motivation for the man without depth for herself makes it all feel performative. Just write a normal character with character traits who happens to be a woman ffs :/

It's incredible. NFCV alone feels like a shitty fanfiction, full of those fanfic tropes that would make me close immediately: flanderization, wimpification of "pretty" male characters, thirsting, juvenile wit, spotlight-stealing OCs, gratuituous sex and SA treated with the finesse of a charging hippo. Then you let the fandom fandomify this shitty fanfic even more, and the result is just a disaster, a kiddie pool of the most baffling misconceptions you could see.

Just to make one example, Trevor in the games is a noble but ruthless hunter, both friendly and fierce, fighting for mankind yet wanting respect yet gladly giving credit to his friends; in the show, he's a washed out Bojack Horseman-esque asshole, who despite his cynicism admittedly attempts to do the right thing when push comes to shove; and according to fandom he's pretty much a funny penis man with two braincells, Sypha and Alucard. the scene where he punches Dracula and he goes "you must be the Belmont" became a meme for a reason :^)

And yeah you're right that the fandom doesn't seem to. like the Belmonts much. But then again, they're acting like the show wants them to :) The writing doesn't take Trevor's alcoholism seriously, so they don't, alcoholism is a funny joke that makes people silly and just a tad pathetic (and it's not a serious addiction and symptom of larger problems no sir). Richter is a goofball who cries in a corny way, so it's easy to laugh at him - and that's when fans don't say that Julia deserved to die for being a "colonizer". Lenore is sexualized to hell and back, so the fans thirst for her and they think that Hector must thirst for her too, and look, wasn't her death so prettly tragic, maybe she was a good person after all!

The way fandoms treat girl characters nowadays is... barely an improvement over the 2000s when Amy would be called a slut for having a backless dress. Now it's all about how stronk and kewl and queens and girlbosses they are. And you can't criticize the writing of a female character because "just say you hate women 🙄", even when the said character is a female victim of abuse who was written by a molester as a smug radfem whose personality never goes beyond "i want to steal from men because men bad" *coughcoughcough*

The show itself is regressive when it comes to its female characters. They're all the damn same. They're either spunky sassy gals who put their men in their place, or evil but hot dommy mommies (Striga and Morana don't fit the mold because they're not characters). Most of them are magic users, even those who in the games were normal women. I will forever stand by my point that Annette did not need to be a metal bender, and if the writers truly cared, they could have fleshed out the skeleton provided by RoB. But they didn't. Because girl power!!! but only if you're conventionally "badass" and have a "strong" attitude.

#anti netflixvania #see i can gush about isaac and his hidden depths *and* yeet him to the ceiling and watch him fall to the ground at the same time #that's what makes bullying funny <3

[whenim64]

jonesmith analysis ep 1-15 (part 1)

this is going to be long and silly✌️

nothing gay in episode 1 so im starting with monkee see monkee die

FIRST in the scene where they disguise themselves to hide from the lawyer Mike dresses as an old man and Davy dresses as an old woman = old married couple. hmm lovely sweet old married couple.

NEXT. Davy constantly hiding behind the guys and holding onto them because he is scared. in my humble opinion it is simply cutest when he's grabbing onto Mike. This scene where he's like nooo dont leave me behind Mike and rushes after him. 10/10 adorable.

constant grip on him, WHICH LEADS ME TO THIS

holding onto Mike while going to bed, and Mike's reassuring hand pat to let Davy know everything is okay. Davy was going to hold onto him all night snuggled up on his shoulder.

this is the ep that made me 👀 towards them so if people dont see it even a teeny tiny bit that baffles me.

ep 3 has this lovely little boob touch moment:

I would too Mike. cross dressing Davy is too beautiful to resist

ep 4 they are extremely determined to rip each others clothes off. even when Micky and Peter give up and rip their own clothes off Mike and Davy have a GRIP on each other.

ep 5 cute little tug on Mike's arm, Mike looking around bc Davy is so tiny his eyes glide right over the top of his head.

"Mike! Mike! Are you okay?" *drops him*

EPISODE 6... I love the way Mike stands up to Davy's grandpa in this one and tells him he only wants him back because he's lonely and misses him. idk its so cute, all the guys are looking out for Davy but Mike is the one that confronts his grandpa about it. And then the scene on the deck where they're all crying because Davy is leaving Mike is like nah we're not letting him go so easily.

I am also deeply obsessed with the grip Mike and Micky have on Davy when they pull him over to their side. that little english lad is theirs. also Mike is definitely feeling up his muscles.

also this, which isnt in showverse but i want to include it bc its so cute. Mike just sits there awkwardly... yea

ep 7 😏 rests elbow on shoulder and limps wrist.

Mike pulling a Fred & Daphne with his "lets split up Davy and I will go this way" did you want to spend alone time with him Mike? perhaps you wanted a bit of privacy hmm?

their cowboy gunslinger roleplay scene.

ep 8 sleeping with his head resting in Davy's lap what is cuter than that.

Micky doing one of his silly voice bits and Mike being like hey he's nervous. Then whatever this was where Mike grabbed his face

ep 9 they go through a whole scheme to get this girl that Davy likes to come to their party and then he spends half the party standing by the punch bowl giggling with Mike. Also whatever they're doing here during the song segment. cutesy

ep 10 (the pilot) some serious longing looks from Mike here + lifting Davy up (in his gay little mime outfit no less)

ep 11 theres literally a shootout happening and they are under the table competitively playing tic-tac-toe

ep 12 the framing of this scene... the way Davy shuts the door after he enters. KISS HIM GIRL

ep 13 this scene where hes leaning in for a kiss. yes thats whats happening trust me.

ep 15 too many girls... FIRST of all I think Mike making Davy swear off dating girls is an extremely homosexual act "im gonna hold you to that" okayyy. SECONDLY Micky and Peter both say they're jealous of Davy always getting girls but Mike doesnt... bc hes more jealous of the girls hmm 🤔🏳️‍🌈 also "trapped by his staggering good looks" so you think hes attractive. checkmate.

points at you aggressively

#do you see the vision #this is an open discussion btw!!! #any of the pics i pulled from sunshine factory i sourced in the image description! #will be continued soon ✌️❤️ #jonesmith #davy jones #mike nesmith #64monkees #64post #js analysis

[inventedfangirling]

ONLY FRIENDS EPISODE 8 LIVE REACTION POST

I AM SO SO NOT READY for raymew...more like im not ready to see Sand hurt but arggghhh lets goooo

ohno ray seems to have not been a great influence on mew

okay i LOVE how protective cheum seems over mew but hello where was all this love and concern for ray all this while like whats that about !??

my gawd First is so dang good in this scene with Khao not like im surprised but gawd the hurt is hurting and it is not one bit comfy but again nobody should expect messy gays the show to be a comfort watch lmao

OHMYGOD why is everybody so good at their jobs...we barely knew anything about plug and yo's relationship but was that scene IMPACFUL or what!!!

no matter how much mental torture this may offer, its great that we also have guaranteed quality performances like wow what a pleasure it is to watch them perform

i get that top seems to be very much in love with mew but him acting all holier than thou about smoking PLS bit rich coming from somebody who literally cheated on him like WOW yes mew TELL HIM

I ADORE TF OUTTA HIM BUT PLS NO NOT FIRST SINGING

my gawd ray getting on my nerves he's so selfish wanting to have both mew and sand and using his cuteness to get his way like excuse me who allowed you outta my pocket and into the world where you can hurt sand GET BACK IN HERE!

my gawd ray using all his perusasion moves and then some but sand standing his ground multiples times im SO PROUD OF HIM 🥹

ray did not just use orphans to get sand to agree like arrest him milord its too much!!

oh damn top approaching cheum for help, man clearly serious about his concern (pretty obvious/out there prediction based on how you think but mewtop endgame methinks :3)

okay papang's character CLEARLY has just work on his mind SURE completely his excited thirsty looks giving NOTHING away

STFU did i just see boston looking at a selfie of him and nick while drinking alone in a bar WOW did not think i'd have lived to see this day lmao

is it just me being too sandray biased or did raymew not have much chemistry in that library scene...the way ray said you look delectable felt mechanical sorta like its something he just read off a script in his head and not what he thought of right then...probably also due to it being early days together but also i did NOT hear ray say that he doesnt want a band anymore...i simply didnt hear it...it makes me feel NOTHING

why the fuck have all these people been invited these two self destructive boys have evidently NO clue in life...as expected i mean lol otherwise whats the fun in a show about a bunch of well adjusted adults with entirely healthy relationships lmao

STFU did mew just try coke NOMYGAWD this is gonna be such a train wreck of a party I CANNOT

gawd pretty boy ray (SO PRETTY but also)whipped af he's gonna hurt so so bad when he realises mew has been knowingly or unknowingly using him to get over or spite top

zjnsnsjs what was that laugh mew did when ray asked if cheum invited top...book looked so HOT and MY GAWDS TOP GUN TOP AHRJMSNANSKAKA

is ray thinking what im thinking?? that mew is showing more emotion in the past 1 minute than he did the entire time they were together and it was entirely directed at top!?

ahjansnnsjsjs mew you menace that was such a badass move im gonna forgive you for using ray and making out with him for a hot second cos WOW

sand nick moving on buddies CUUUTE if only the moving on was working out for either of them 🤧🤧

wow nick has got some guts walking upto ton like that after having secretly recorded him and ruined his friend group...im dyingggg at his (desperation dressed as ) confidence

not to get distracyed but that teeny glimpse of neo's forehead through his fringe making me wanna scream...he looks so so sooo goood argh WHY DO THEY COVER IT UP HUH FOR WHAT?? FREE THE FOREHEADS!!!

2 freddie mercury's making out at a halloweeen party...woulda been such an iconic moment...ray playing spoilsport boy you better get back in my pocket (THREAT)

AABNANAN RAY DID NOT JUST SAY WHAT I THINK HE DID MY GAWD HE'S SO!?????

When tf is ray gonna learn not to kiss people without their consent he making me madder and madder!?!?!

holy fucking shit sand's expression after ray said "you love me" !?????? im so devastated at that milli second of a reaction FIRST IS SO FXKING GOOD!??

"you're mine no matter what!????" um how DARE he!????

YES SAND GOOD ON YOU IM SO PROUD OF YOU ray you better count your days im coming for you😤😤😤😤

mew breaking up with top cos he cheated on him to be with ray who has "always" been faithful to him and this always faithful guy just decides to offer himself to his "fuckbuddy" and some other random dude from the party so easily?? gawd i feel bad for mew.

i know mew is going through hell and sorta acting out...but my gawd unhinged mew is so hot????? i feel like my brain is turning to mush everytime he does something wild

pls that bgm in the topmew scene...no matter how this scene ends...they have to be the endgame i really dont see a way around it

cheum deciding to draw boundaries and blaming ray for showing no concern for her and ruining things while the police are literally checking the room for drugs after having pinned ray down is just the sorta shiz the show promised and it has delivered so good i could scream into my pillow for hours

2 seconds...thats all it took for khao to make an impact with that scene...he's MAGIC i tell you

cheum and april should just run away together just for a while give themselves some peace of mind

pls the romcom music for topmew its driving me insane.....this was supposed to be my sandray WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG

sandnick cuties I LOVE THEIR DYNAMIC ARGH...whether its kept as moving on partners or new found besties or even fwbs...i am full on supporting that shiz...sand deserves some fun too

cant believe boston was the least active character today...i almost have humane feelings towards him wow

sghahnsnznsjwjzjjsjsjsnjs omygod next episode preview ducking hell

Forget everything i said about sandnick and arresting ray and being mad at him...i am still mad but ahhh sandray my babies WE ARE SO BACKKKK....they better have a proper talk so ray can apologise and start off on a proper note or else imma lose it again but ahhhhhh i havent smiled at a preview in a loooong time fuckkk feeels goood😭😭😭

#only friends the series #sand x ray #only friends #i am SO NORMAL about this show

[monin1ca]

Hello! This is my first ever request so sorry if its a little wonky.

I really liked the fics about Valorant agent being your older sibling, especially the Chamber one, would it be possible to do fic about older brother Chamber with younger ftm brother? Their parents don't really support them and would be pretty dysphoric all the time.

Thank you so much in advance :D

Word count: 610 Warnings: Angst, Unsupportive Parents, Abuse, Reader is Trans (FTM), Cursing, Hints of Dead Naming (Instead of D/N (dead/name), I chose to use [Redacted])

Synopsis: “She’s covering all her mirrors! What a disgrace; just what is she hiding from?!”

You felt uncomfortable under your own skin, Vincent could tell.

Your parents hated you after that faithful day you came out. Saying you didn’t want to be a girl anymore and be something more “you.” They brushed you off, laughing loudly. Claiming it’s just a “phase,” but they snapped when they saw your dead-serious face. Shouting profanities, followed by your mom slapping you to the ground. “I knew it. You’ve been hanging out too much with those disgusting gays! No wonder you’ve acted so differently! To your room now!”

“Mama?... Papa?...”

Vincent’s shaking voice rang through the room; he saw your trembling figure on the ground. A red handprint freshly imprinted on your cheek, combined with tears running down your face. Your brother came home; he finished the compulsory Military training that your parents signed him up for. His face contorted to a disgusted one, piecing together what had happened. You had been sending him letters, telling him about how you felt. “Get up, go to your room and wait for me.” Vincent’s expressionless face and trembling body ushered you up, giving you a soft push to go upstairs. You run for your room, accidentally knocking over your family portraits. Though, at this point, you didn’t care. You curled into a ball and hugged your pillow as tight as you could. Hoping this would end quickly, but it didn’t. The thin walls of this house couldn’t silence the raging voices arguing downstairs.

“She’s covering all her mirrors! What a disgrace; just what is she hiding from?!”

You hear your mother screech at Vincent.

“For your information, it’s ‘he.’”

The latter's voice was calm, but you could tell it was holding back boiling venom.

“Ayiah, Vin! Not you too! She needs to learn to be who she is! Not some freak that wants to dress up as a boy.”

You could feel something snap in your brother.

“He’s not playing pretend, mama! He feels this way! Et si vous ne l'acceptez pas ? Eh bien, nous allons partir. (And if you dont accept him? Well, we're going to leave.)”

The house stills. Then you hear sobs from your mother, you hear a chair grind against the floor. Signaling someone stood up, presumably your father. 

“Aller! Partez alors. N'embêtez plus ma famille, je ne vous vois plus comme faisant partie des "Fabrons". (Go! Leave then. Trouble my family no more, I don't see you as a part of the "Fabrons.”)”

Your mother gasps, 

“Mon amour, qu'en est-il de [Redacted] et Vincent ? Que sommes-nous censés dire à la famille à leur sujet ? (My love, what about [Redacted] and Vincent? What are we supposed to tell the family about them?)”

You hear heavy footsteps storm off, thumping toward your room. You rub your eyes, praying to the heavens above it was Vincent. Thankfully, it was him. He had a sweet smile on his face, “Mon ange, prépare tes affaires, yes? On va quelque part et on ne revient jamais. (Angel, pack your things, yeah? We're going somewhere and never coming back.)”

You were more than ok with that, relieved to leave this shit hole of a home.

Author’s Note: ARGH, IM SO SORRY TO ALL THE TRANS PEOPLE WHO READ THIS SHIT. IT’S THE FIRST TIME I WROTE FOR THIS TYPE OF CONTENT! FEAR NOT THERE'S A PART TWO I SWEAR I’LL DO BETTER (headcanon version this time huhuhuhu)… PLEASE FORGIVE ME :((

#valorant #valorant chamber #chamber valorant #trans content #transgender #valorant headcanons #valorant imagines #vincent fabron #valorant x reader #angst #chamber x reader #vincent x reader

[sageybug]

Ayo any tips on how to embrace the weird? I have unfortunately had societal pressures and norms forcibly baked in to my personality 😔

my ass never checks my anons sorry this is so late but HELLO YES OKAY

THE ESSENCE OF IT IS TO START CREATING STRANGE ART SO THAT YOU NO LONGER FEAR IMPERFECTION!!!

TAKE UP ECLECTIC HOBBIES AND TALK TO PEOPLE ABOUT THEM!!! personally ive gravitated to a rotating cast of crochet, painting, singing, etc! eventually you’ll find people who also love these things and you can love them loudly together!

DRESS WEIRDER im serious go to second hand stores or learn how to alter clothes to perfectly suit what you want. i regularly dress like a hobbit, 14 year old emo boy, or a school teacher with a love for outfits that jangle and seriously it makes a huge difference to how i see myself and how i act. if you already look strange then you worry less about doing strange things

CUSTOMISE YOUR SPACE stick things on your walls, your doors, put pins on your jackets or embroider things! take!! up!! space!! make strange clay creatures and put them places you’ll see them and smile! or make some kind of art to put around in public! i had a friend in high school who drew little monsters and hid them around the halls and classrooms. absolutely delightful

ONCE YOU LOOK ABNORMAL, YOU WILL START ATTRACTING PEOPLE WHO LIVE ABNORMAL LIVES AND WHO WILL CREATE A LANGUAGE WITH YOU SO YOU CAN TRANSLATE PARTS OF YOUR SOUL INTO THE WORLD TOGETHER

(p.s. relating to the hobby finding. go do some crafting, go to a pottery class or find a group who paints in a park! there’s many ways to find budget friendly hobbies in your area, facebook groups are good for this in my experience. local gardening groups, roller derby leagues, volunteer work, workshops of all kinds, its easier if youre in a city but theres always some kind of community you can find! if dire you can always find people online. i once joined a discord looking for dnd groups on a whim and ended up in a year long campaign with a bunch of americans and canadians (im australian lol) and we all made art and had a brilliant time with our make believe world.)

GOOD LUCK AND I HOPE YOU LEARN ALONG THE WAY THAT PEOPLE ARE OFTEN MORE TOLERANT OF A ECCENTRICITIES THAN YOU THINK. IF YOU ARE LABELLED A LITTLE ODD BUT VERY KIND, YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH A LOT. AND WITH THE INSULATION OF STRANGE FRIENDS YOU CAN FORM A FREAK UNION AND FEEL SECURE AND LOVED NO MATTER HOW STRANGE YOU ARE. I WISH THIS FOR EVERYONE ON PLANET EARTH GOODNIGHT

#formatted this crazy style bc my adhd ass would not be reading those paragraphs

[anaalnathrakhs]

Hiii! Numbers 3, 6, 7 and 40 from the music ask 😁🫶🏻

ty for asking <33

3. who is your favorite artist or band? if you’re like me, just give your top 3 or 5.

I CANT ANSWER THAT. ask me any other day and the answer would be different. hmmmmm. lemme think.

in no particular order,

1- Powerwolf (stupid, funny, nothing if not consistent) 2- Gloryhammer (unfortunate but I CAN'T let go the funny space wizards band. maybe one day victorius will take the spot but not yet. also stupid and funny.) 3- Motley Crue (obvious. also unfortunate. also stupid. also funny. not sure that was on purpose this one) 4- Steel Panther (I can't listen to real serious music to save my life) 5- Magoyond (stupid. funny. about zombies. french. what's not to love.)

I'm not much of a band listener, more of an individual song listener, so.

6. what bands/artists do you want to see in concert?

POWERWOLF. i want the metal mass. i want to dress up as a weird creepy nun and act weird. i want to live the werewolf life for a few hours. it's all i need in life.

7. what bands/artists have you seen in concert?

i've only actually went to one show, bc i helped organize it, by a local band, like, the hobby for middle aged established people kind of band. they're not trying to make it big and i'm not trying to be tooooo obvious incase someone who knows me irl comes across this so im not sharing. it was pretty cool, they were really good, but obviously working the stands isn't the same as being in the crowd so.

im not really in the right headspace to make mid-term plans, especially for social events so. nothing planned currently. a bunch of cool shit is going on in my city lmao but ONE DAY.

40. shuffle your playlist and the fifth song—describe it in one image.

(link. no title you get no preconceptions lets go.)

ty so much for the ask <33

#im technically cheating the song in my playlist is the animatic. you know the one. #but if im describing it with an image. maybe the music-only is better? this is definitely not an excuse. #asks #sab falco

[originalitysquared]

hey whats up im just gonna ask outright because i dont particularly have the capacity to dance around things.

simply, why is it that you believe that trans women are not women? can you give a reasonable explanation as to why you think sex isnt a biological cluster of properties that includes cis and trans women? if, for example, you think that gender is dictated solely by genitalia, or social conditioning, or chromosomal sex, why is it reasonable to assume the other properties must align as they would with many (but not all) cis people? would you exclude intersex people from the gender binary (specifically, in a way that would deem them as socially inferior for being neither)?

im not asking for a dissertation on this matter; i merely think that trans people are valid and you clearly do not to some extent and i want to understand why you seem so adamant on something that, scientifically speaking, is inaccurate

Hey so this took me like ... weeks because I wanted to actually be serious and write something thoughtful and it took me this long to actually focus so hi.

"why is it that you believe that trans women are not women?" because they are born men. Does that mean they can't act in a feminine manner? no. Gender is a social construct and you can look or act however you want. All born women act differently and dress differently. Some women don't wear makeup or dress femininely at all, does that mean they must not be women? no. The only thing that all born women can say we have in common is that we are born women. I say "born women" because some will ask "does this mean women who are born without the ability to conceive or without all of her reproductive organs are not women?" No. Women without the ability to conceive are still born women.

"give a reasonable explanation as to why you think sex isn't a biological cluster of properties that includes cis and trans women?"

What do you mean by biological cluster? Like, taking that word by word, it sounds like a weird tumor somewhere in your body. Sex is a biological reality. it is XX and XY and all the DSDs in-between. (we will continue the intersex convo in a sec). some Cis and Trans women may have properties in common like long hair or makeup or clothes or hobbies. But these traits do not encompass all women nor all trans women nor all people at all. Your sex is a biological classification. Human bodies are either male or female. People with Disordered Sex Development (DSDs, aka Intersex people) are female or male bodied people with medical conditions. They are not excluded or othered from sex, they literally have a medical condition that makes their experience different. Depending on their chromosomes they can have any number of symptoms and side effects. I am not intersex but can probably find some resources if you were interested in learning more about intersex people. They are not just some gotcha to an argument. They are people that are often genitally mutilated at birth and lied to. "But they are assumed a gender at birth!" yes. and not their sex. which was hard to determine because they had a sexual development disorder. Their sex never changed despite the genital mutilation. They are not suddenly able to have children and often still have symptoms associated with the abnormal development. DSDs prove how immutable sex is.

I think trans people exist. But not to the degree that we are seeing so many people claim to be trans. Transgenderism is severe body and genital dysphoria that can only be remedied by medical intervention. Furthermore, I am not denying these people's existence by saying they are born a specific sex and are transitioning. That is literally what "trans" means. If they were born a woman and said they were a woman, they would just be cis.

Also the audacity to come over, demand an answer from me but also "You aren't looking for a dissertation". Lmfaoooo, what a stuck up loser.

[blurryvxntage]

hiii, can you write a headcanon of sapnap being jealous please? thank you<3

cw: PDA, suggestive

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One of Sapnaps favorite things to do was show you off. He loved walking around showing off the pretty girl on his arm. Which is why he dragged you out to a New Year’s Eve party.

It was a house party of one of his old friends, you didn’t really know many people there but you were excited to celebrate with Sapnap.

You walked in with Sapnap’s arm around your waist, the cockiest grin on his face. Every time someone came up to talk to him he made sure he would introduce you to them as “my wonderful girlfriend”.

“I’m gonna go grab some drinks.” He told you, kissing your cheek before he walked off.

The house was full of balloons and ribbons hung from the ceiling. Most party-goers had hats or glasses on that announced the new year. Music was blasting and honestly it was a little too crowded for your liking.

“Hey, are you enjoying the party?” A voice asked from behind you.

You turned to see an average height man dressed way too professional for this house party. He had a stupid smirk on his face and suddenly you found yourself looking for Sapnap.

“Yeah, it’s cool.” You replied, giving him a cold smile.

“One of my old friends from college is throwing this whole thing. Personally, I think New Years is kind of a useless holiday..”

You practically melted in relief when you felt Sapnap put his arm around your waist. “Hey babe, who’s your friend?”

The guy infront of you practically went into shock, stepping back and bumping into the people behind him. “Oh i’m so sorry, I didn’t realize..”

Sapnap nodded his head before leading you away to the kitchen. He handed you the drink he promised to get you, with extra cherries in it just how you preferred it.

“Did you know that guy?” He asked, taking a sip of his own drink.

You shook your head, “No, just came up trying to make casual talk..”

Sapnap grimaced, looking back towards the living room. He stepped closer to you, leaning down to leave a trail of kisses up your neck. Your eyes went wide, watching people walk past you.

“We should go home, I don’t need any more guys looking at you.” He stood up straight, his lips glistening from the mix of his drink and kissing you.

“Sap.. It’s fine. We were having a good time before, it’s just one guy.” You rolled your eyes.

Sapnaps face stayed serious, never stepping away from your side. “Yeah but i’ve seen other guys looking. I want you all to myself.” He said, kissing your lips this time.

“You’re being dramatic, i’ve seen girls looking at you.. And im not acting all jealous.”

Your words seemed to do something to him, his brows creased as he turned to see if anyone was looking at the two of you. He turned back to plant his lips on yours. It was a desperate kiss, almost as if he wanted people to see that you belonged to each other. His free hand grabbed your waist, his grip was hard and would probably leave red marks.

When he pulled away he smiled, “You taste like cherries.”

You giggled, reaching a hand up to cup his chin. The stubble under your fingers felt comforting, a texture you have felt a thousand times before. His pupils were huge and never left yours. His breathing was just slightly labored, mouth parted.

“Can I take you home? We can celebrate the New Year much better alone.” He smirked at you, taking a long swig of his drink.

When you nodded he practically rushed you out of this house. You were sure you bumped into a few people on the way to the door. All Sapnap could think about was showing you that you belonged to no one else but him.

[gay-hoodie-boy]

f/o rankings by their level of silliness?

from least silly to absolute clown!

Not Very Silly-

they've still got a sense of humor, but they're either too smooth or too serious to act all that silly.

Jackie- quips and oneliners for the most part. Althought he did dress as a clown for a disguise in the movie, but I would classify that more as whimsy than silly.

Hobie- he was always that cool. He may be dorky in the "I'm so cool" sense, but he's not much of a goof.

X- far too cute and calm to be silly. Jokes sometimes go over his head, which retroactively increases his silliness levels.

Osfala- once again, far too calm. He has his slightly overconfident moments, but they're rare these days.

Tonbo- too much of a knight/househusband type to make brainspace for being silly, but he does tend to take things at face value which once again retroactively adds to his silliness.

Normal Silly-

they enjoy a good laugh, but won't go out of their way for a joke unless it's a special occasion.

Link- he would be in unintentional, but that's only a half truth. he's got a carefree childlike attitude and is aware he might look silly when doing some things.

Joe- food puns, the fucking dork /aff. other than that, his silliness is mainly displayed via moments of random affection.

Tauro- he either makes fishing puns, archaeology puns, or tells those intelligent jokes you don't understand unless you're a NERD.

Clark- you would think his main silliness source is his awkwardness, which is true, but he also very much can make someone laugh on purpose. he likes making people smile, and making them laugh is one way to do that.

Luke- he's pretty shameless about PDA in public, so his silliness factor is mainly in his energetic displays of affection. but he's also generally a fun-loving guy, and won't turn down a chance for a joke or two, and maybe even a bigger prank if the mood strikes him (see my fake reddit post)

Unintentionally Silly-

exactly what's on the tin. they're silly, but they don't do it on purpose.

Herlock- he's kind of on a border because while his investigation methods looked silly across the game, it was revealed that he messed up on purpose to help ryunosuke learn how to make his own deductions. even then, there was no reason for him to hang on the coatrack or talk about his personal experience eating soap.

Masa- he's just a dumbass. it's not his fault.

Pierce- he's also just a dumbass, but he's been put in an unfamiliar place and has no idea what the culture of said place is like.

Jamie- he gets intoxicated on tea. he's a self-proclaimed peacekeeper who almost definitely would say acab (we ignore beta Jamie). he walks as if he owns Metro City's China Town like he's not 5'9 wearing eyeshadow. wearing a jacket that makes him look bigger than he is like a long-haird cat. he's lucky that im into all that, but he's still absolutely ridiculous.

Rouxls- A man that speakse liketh this doth be far too sillieth for his own goode. While i do believe he's smart and has some semblance of class, so does he- to a detrimental degree. Possibly the silliest man on this list, and he doesn't even mean it.

Total Goof-

incredibly silly, mostly on purpose.

Itto- he has so much confidence but also loves fun so much that it all culminates into the adorable prankster that he is. he knows when he's done something that makes him look/sound silly, and he capitalizes on it.

Leon- yes his bad senses of direction and fashion make him silly, but he's also big on just generally acting like a goof. champion or not this man is silly!

Reyn- stupidity + constant jokes = perfect recipe for silly. one of his best features is how much he loves to smile, and make others smile. he's just a big rowdy sweetheart who wants everyone to have a good time, and that results in him being an affectionate and goofy jokester. i will never let go of "you can't have a rainbow without reyn, baby."

thank you for the ask i love pointlessly categorizing/ranking my f/o's JDBGJSDFS.

#miscellaneous items

[eddievanhammettmunson]

My Chivalrous Rockstar

Authors note- hi everyone. My best friend gave me the idea for this fic and I really ran with it so I hope you guys enjoy it. 12.4k words

Warnings- MINORS GET OUT PLEASE IM SO SERIOUS <3. 18+++ we have drug use and drug mentions, we have sexual acts of male and female masturbation, we have a little bit of perv Eddie, we have unprotected p in v (wrap in up y’all don’t be like them).reader is openly bisexual. Foul language.Idk guys it’s smutty in here. Minors again DNI

Summary- having a whirlwind week with your rockstar friend Eddie Munson seems to turn into more.

You breathed heavily as you rushed off the stage with your band mates. Fighting through crowds of stage hands and random people in an attempt just to get backstage. It was all a blur as you got swept up in the hustle and bustle.

Eventually you find the door to your dressing room and you rush in shutting and locking the door behind you all. You and your band mates take your seats and try to just breathe for a moment.

Shows were usually exciting but this is the biggest show you guys had done yet and you still had to do meet and greets in a few minutes. It was all a bit overwhelming. You grab a water bottle from the small refrigerator on the floor and take a seat on a leather couch next to your bandmate Jeff.

Sat across from you is your other two bandmates Gareth and Eddie. Everyone looks exhausted and overwhelmed. Being a band from small town Indiana to suddenly playing stadiums across the country sure has been a lot. And it’s definitely taking a toll on the band.

“Meet and greet backstage in 5!”

The band shares a collective groan and you toss your head back on the couch.

The band shares a collective groan and you toss your head back on the couch.

Eddie stands up and paces in front of the band.

“We could totally just bail out the window!”

You laugh and close your water bottle. Setting it on the dingy table in front of you.

“Wish we could but sadly those poor fans paid to see us. We wouldn’t want to let the fans down now would we?”

Eddie sighs and paces back over to you. Picking up your water bottle off the table and taking a swig for himself.

“Yeah yeah I know. I’m just tired s’all”

“Well we have the entire week off after tonight to recover. Just gotta do one more meet n greet.”

You look over at Gareth who’s crushing something up and snorting it off of a mirror before passing it to Jeff. As Jeff snorts it he pulls out another bag and crushes it up and passes it to Eddie. Eddie snorts it without hesitation and leaves half of it and passes it to you. You hesitate but snort it anyway.

You don’t remember the meet n greet but your agent tells you it went well. She even shows you photos fans took. You keep a copy one fan took with you and Eddie. Eddie had one hand draped over the fan and the other around your waist pulled tightly close to him.

The fans all had this crazy notion that you and Eddie were secretly dating so fans loved to get pictures with the both of you. Maybe it had something to do with you and Eddie doing all those duets. Maybe it had to do with MTV speculating he was the reason for your break up with your last rocker boyfriend. Maybe it’s because you and Eddie never outright denied it. No matter what the reason, you didn’t really mind since you had a horrible crush on Eddie but you couldn’t ever act on it.

Eddie, Jeff and Garth have been your best friends since highschool. Ever since you joined hellfire and then Corroded Coffin you four have been inseparable. It’s also since then that you’ve been in love with Eddie. You’ve never shared this with him in fear that your whole life would come crashing down. What would happen to the party? What would happen to the band? And especially after you’ve come this far you can’t risk it.

As you step out of your hotel room for the morning, you’re greeted by Eddie himself.

“Well hey sleepy head.”

Eddie seemed chipper which was unusual so early in the morning. Especially after a big show. And Gareth and Jeff were nowhere to be seen so what could Eddie want.

“Uh hey Ed’s. What’s up?”

“Well I was wondering since it’s our week off. If you want to go on a little adventure with me?”

“I’d love to and it may be our “week off” but we do have that interview to do in like 2 hours. So as much as I’d love an adventure I can’t and neither can you actually.”

“No, I know that. I mean after the interview.”

“Well what does this adventure entail?”

“A long journey back to whence we came from.”

“English Ed’s?”

“Come back to Hawkins with me. Just for the week?”

“Why would we go back to Hawkins?”

“Bought my uncle Wayne a new place to move into. Gonna help him move and then meet up with the kiddos”

“Well I always loved Wayne. And I miss the kiddos.”

“So is that a yes?”

“Yes. Where’s Jeff and Gareth”

“Oh they’re not doing the interview today. They’re doing some meet n greets and signings at some convention.”

“Oh I thought the interview was with the whole band?”

“It was but it looks like it’s just me and you.”

Eddie and you said your goodbyes and you headed back to your hotel room to get ready for your interview.

***

As you stood backstage for the interview you waited on the couch until Eddie arrived. He could tell the second he walked in that you were nervous. You’d never done a TV interview before and now that it’s just you and Eddie you know they’re going to ask questions about you two.

He sat down next to you on the couch and put a hand on your knee as comfort.

“Hey sweetheart, look at me.”

You turn to face him. Taking a moment before your eyes meet his.

“You’re gonna be just fine sweetheart.”

“I feel like they’re gonna eat me alive, Ed's.”

“They won’t. And if they try I’ll protect you.”

You rested your hand on top of his on your knee and held it there as you continued to bounce your leg from nerves.

When it came time for the two of you to go on set you took a deep breath and walked on the stage. Sitting on a chair next to Eddie across from a woman behind a desk.

“Welcome, Welcome! Today we have some special guests from the up and coming band Corroded Coffin!!! Here with me today we have the bands lead singer and guitarist Eddie Munson along with the lady on the keyboard and amazing back up vocalist y/n y/l/n!”

The crowd on set claps and cheers for the two of you and your face turns red and your leg starts bouncing again. Eddie fights the urge to put his hand on your leg because he knows it calms you. But he also knows it will only fuel rumors that the two of you are together.

Now Eddie doesn’t mind these rumors because he’s had a major crush on you since the second he saw you. But you would never feel the same way. Would you? He intends to find out but he wishes everything with you didn’t have to be so public nowadays. Every move he makes seems to be captured by somebody.

“So Mr Munson, Ms y/l/n. Tell us a little bit about the band.”

Eddie looks at you before he speaks. “Well we’re a band from Hawkins Indiana and this is our first big tour.”

“That’s great, that's great. Now who are each of you in the band? Explain the roles to me a little bit.”

“Well I’m the lead guitar and vocals. My lovely y/n here is on keyboard and does back up vocals and duets. Our bassist is named Jeff and our drummer is Gareth. They sadly couldn’t join us today as they’re at a convention.”

“How exactly did this band come to be?”

“Well at first it was just Me, Jeff and Gareth for a few years until we met y/n and she joined our little party.”

“So would you say that when you met y/n everything fell into place?”

The question takes you and Eddie by surprise and your eyes snap to one another. You knew this would happen if it was just the two of you.

Eddie especially didn’t know how to answer because he wanted to say yes. He wanted to say that the moment he met you his entire life fell into place and he’s loved you since the moment he laid eyes on you. But he couldn’t do that. And he had no idea what to say right now. So you took the lead.

“Oh you flatter me. I highly doubt it all fell into place but I actually had really bad stage fright back in the day. Eddie here really had to convince me to join the band and help me with my stage fright so I wouldn’t say it all fell into place.”

“So would you say that you and Mr Munson share a different bond from the other members of the band.”

Wow this lady was really going for it. You had to give her props for trying.

“Well we all have bonds with each other as a group and as individuals. I love all my bandmates and wouldn’t trade them for the world. My bond with Eddie is just as strong as my bonds with Jeff and Gareth.”

You glance at Eddie for a brief moment and lock eyes with him. He looks relieved to see you taking the lead. Luckily the interviewer seemed to get the hint that you weren’t going to address the relationship rumors so the rest of the interview was spent answering questions about the upcoming tour and what not. After the interview, you went back to the dressing room and began to gather your stuff to leave when Eddie walked in.

“Okay y/n we have 7 o’clock flights tonight to Hawkins.”

“Are Jeff and Gareth coming?”

“They’ve got another convention to do later this week but they’ll join us towards the end of the week after the convention.”

“Okay well then I have to go back to the hotel and start packing if you want me to be ready. Is the car here yet?”

“Yeah he’s outside….”

“But?”

“He had to park around the front cause there’s a semi out back….there’s like a million reporters waiting for us out there.”

“Shit!” You sigh and rub your hands over your face and immediately go take a sip of water to calm down. “Okay let’s do this.”

You grab Eddie’s hand and drag him out of the building. Shoving through the reporters with a bit too much aggression. You however forgot that you had Eddie’s hand in yours until you got in the car still holding his hand. That combined with the interview meant all the articles were doing to have a field day with this one.

As you sat in the car in silence Eddie finally turned to you.

“So uh. You know those guys got pictures of us right?”

“Yup.”

“Are you mad at me?”

“Mad? Eddie, why would I be mad at you?”

“Cause they’re gonna say we’re together.”

“Ugh I don’t care about that. I care that we can’t seem to get a moment of peace without someone wanting pictures of us together. I’m scared Hawkins will be the same now.”

“Hey on the bright side, maybe we won’t be town freaks anymore.”

“You have a point there Munson.”

The rest of the car ride is spent making small talk with Eddie before your arrival at the hotel and going to your separate rooms to pack and prepare for the trip.

****

Around 5 pm you leave your hotel room suitcase in hand only to find Eddie immediately waiting outside your door also with his suitcase in hand.

“You ready for our adventure y/n the great?”

“Ready as I’ll ever be Eddie the bard.”

He doesn’t ask but he takes the suitcase out of your hand and carries it with his own. You try to snatch it from him a few times as you continue walking but he doesn’t allow it. Eddie carries the bags all the way to the taxi and loads them into the trunk for you.

Even as you make your way around the taxi you go to open the door for yourself but are quickly stopped when Eddie’s ringed fingers wrap around the door handle and swing it open for you. You thank him and enter the vehicle.

It doesn’t end there however. At the airport he rushes out of his side of the taxi and around to yours to get the door for you once again. And once again he takes the bags out of the trunk and carries them both until you get them checked in. Once he hands the bags over and you guys move away from the check in counter you turn to him.

“Feeling a bit chivalrous today aren’t we Ed’s?”

He scoffs and covers his heart with his hands

“My fair y/n am I not always a chivalrous gentleman?”

You begin to laugh without meaning to. Sure Eddie was a nice guy but chivalrous was not the word you would normally use to describe your friend.

“Hey what are you laughing at?”

“No-nothing Ahahahah” you wipe a tear. “You’re very chivalrous Ed’s.”

You make your way through security and wait at the gate for your boarding to begin. However when a storm hits suddenly your 7 o’clock flight is being delayed.

Eddie got on the phone to call his uncle Wayne and let him know that the flight had been delayed so it would be best for him not to wait at the airport. Eddie returned to his seat next to you and sighed.

“So much for getting the adventure started.”

“Hey if anything Ed’s this is part of the adventure. We have to roll for patience and see if we make it through. Here, how about we play a game to pass the time.”

“What game?”

You look around really quickly and see what you can make a game out of. You quickly grab the back of skittles you’d bought after getting through security and turn to face Eddie. You hold up the bag and shake it and he seems to get the hint turning to face you as well.

You open the bag and pour out some skittles into each of your hands and you’re the first one to try and throw the skittles into Eddie’s mouth. Taking turns you each are either successful and cheerful in your attempt or you fail miserably as skittles fall to the floor.

As you run out of skittles you watch as Eddie leans over and grabs the dropped skittles off of the floor and pops them into his mouth.

“EDDIE!?”

With a mouthful of skittles he looks at you.

“What?”

“That’s disgusting” you say with laughter.

He spits a skittle out into his hand.

“You want one?”

He puts his hand right up to your face with the wet skittle and begins laughing.

“Ew Eddie stop oh my god I don’t want it!”

He removes his hand and pops the skittle back into his mouth and swallows the skittles.

“You’re unbelievable.”

“Oh come on I just didn’t want the skittles to go to waste.”

“You just ate food off of an airport floor Eddie.”

“I’ve eaten much more interesting things sweetheart.” He says it with a wink that makes your heart skip a beat and suddenly for a moment you’re left silent. However the saving grace of the loudspeaker was able to pull you out of your ever sinking thoughts.

“First class for the flight to Hawkins Indiana now boarding. I repeat first class for the flight to Indiana Hawkins now boarding.”

You looked at Eddie and smiled as the two of you stood up and walked towards the plane. It was all still so surreal to you. That you and Eddie get to board first class on a plane. That you two are famous and heading back to your hometown where it all started.

****

As you sat on the plane you attempted to make yourself comfortable by adjusting your seat and Eddie did the same. However when he finished adjusting his seat he reached a hand over to your seat and moved your recliner so you were no longer comfortable.

You huffed and reached over to his chair doing the same. And so Ensued the war of chairs as you both kept readjusting the others chair while trying to fix your own.

The only reason you two stopped was because a flight attendant came over and told you guys to stop because she didn’t want you to break the chairs. So Eddie threw his hands up in surrender and as the flight attendant walked away you moved his chair one last time to show that you had won.

As you lay there and rest your eyes you feel a tapping on your hand and as you open your eyes you see Eddie staring at you. It finally dawned on you why he was being so fidgety. He always did this when he got nervous on flights.

Growing up the way the two of you did in the trailer parks and shitty apartments, neither of you had much experience flying before fame. Now Eddie wasn’t scared during every flight. Just flights with lots of turbulence or flights during storms. This is one of those flights.

You lift your chair up to where you're sitting in the same position he is and you grab for his hand and begin to trace patterns there. Knowing that’s one of the things that helps calm him down. As soon as you start tracing the patterns you can visibly see him relax into his chair a bit.

You know he’s not going to sleep through the flight at all so you decide to stay up and talk him through it. The flight shouldn’t actually be too long as you’re expected to land around 10 pm so talking for a few hours can’t hurt.

As you continue to talk through the flight you find yourselves tangled in one another. Seats reclined and armrests put up, your seats have pretty much combined into one as your legs are draped over his and your head is rested on his shoulder. You guys discuss many things. The upcoming tour, new songs you're working on, general things happening around the world. What it will be like back in Hawkins.

It’s the latest topic of conversation that has you wondering how you got to this point.

“So you’re really telling me that you haven’t hooked up with anyone all tour?”

“I didn’t say that. In fact I said the opposite.”

“Okay so you haven’t Fucked anyone all tour Eddie?”

“Fucked no. But I have eaten my fair share while on tour. Now come on how about you. How many people have you banged on tour.”

“A few. I hooked up with 2 guys in Vancouver which was weird and I’m never doing anything like that again. And then there was uh. Well there was this girl in Texas….”

Eddie automatically shot up like a rocket sitting up completely straight jostling the both of you. He coughed and cleared his throat.

“Y-you? You uh? You and uh? Huh?”

You began to giggle as you sat up and realized why he was so flustered.

“Yes Eddie. Me and a girl. Is that a bad thing?”

“NO! Ahem. I mean uh no. No, that's not bad at all. Just uh. Interesting is all. So you uh. You like girls and guys?”

“I’m open to both. Not threesomes though so get your mind out of wherever I can see it going.” You laugh and nudge him with your elbow.

He laughs back and lays back down with you. This time however he rests his arm over your shoulder and traces patterns into your arm. He’s not sure how but he manages to find himself asleep next to you for the remainder of the flight. Having lovely dreams of you. And as you rest your head on his shoulder and find him asleep you let yourself drift off having cozy dreams of him.

***

Wayne Munson was a patient man. A very patient man. Except for right now. All he wanted was to see his nephew and you but time just wasn’t passing fast enough for him. He paced outside the gate with a cigarette in hand smoking away as he stared ahead at the gate.

The second he saw Eddie’s hair bouncing its way towards him, Wayne put out the cigarette in a nearby ashtray and made his way to wrap Eddie in a bear hug. Eddie wrapped his arms around his uncle and hugged him back hard. When they pulled away Wayne turned to you and opened his arms and you wrapped him in a tight hug as well. You hadn’t realized how much you missed Wayne until now and you almost didn’t want to let go.

You felt a hand on the small of your back and you released Eddie’s uncle from the hug and turned around to find it was Eddie’s hand on the small of your back, nodding his head in the direction of baggage claim.

Yet again Eddie wouldn’t let you carry your bag but this time Wayne wouldn’t let Eddie carry anything. You however tried to help Wayne and automatically got your hand smacked away. Making you laugh at the chivalry of both the men.

Walking out of the airport you find yourself face to face with a familiar friend. Eddie’s old van parked outside ready to the chariot that escorts you back to the trailer for one last night before the move tomorrow. Upon seeing his van Eddie was ecstatic. Running up to the driver's side door and stroking the side mirror.

“Baby I missed you so much. Next time I’ll bring you with me I promise. I’ll have them fly you out and everything I promise baby. Never leaving you again.”

You turned to look at Wayne and you both shared a giggly concerned look over his behavior. Wayne ignored it as he loaded you guys bags into the back of the van and tossed Eddie the keys.

You made your way to the passenger side of the van and attempted to open the door but before you could once again there was a ringed hand stopping you as he pulled open the door and allowed you to enter. As the three of you piled into the van Eddie started the engine and made his way to the trailer park.

It hadn’t dawned on you that you would be staying in the trailer for the night. It didn’t bug you at all. You’d stayed over plenty of times before you all became rockstars but you realized you’d have to share a room with Eddie for at least one night. And after harboring feelings for him all this time you weren’t sure how sleeping next to him even for a night would go. Or if you would even be able to sleep.

Eddie’s uncle had pulled out the old fold out bed in the living room that hadn’t been used since Eddie left for the tour and allowed you and him to have the bedroom.

As you and Eddie took turns changing into your pajamas and getting comfortable on the bed next to one another. You each couldn’t help but feel wide awake. Why was it so easy to fall asleep together on the plane but now suddenly in the comforts of his old bed suddenly you both found yourselves staring at the ceiling in the dark. Eventually however you both found yourselves asleep only to entangle yourselves in your sleep. Closing the distance and drifting to sleep in the comforts of one another. Just like old times.

***

The next morning you awoke to find yourself as the little spoon to Eddie's larger figure enveloping you from behind. You were so comfortable you actually let yourself drift back off to sleep only to find yourself awake again once Eddie had come to and removed himself from you. Leaving your body cold and missing his touch of comfort.

You turn on your back as you watch Eddie stand and walk from the bed and grab some clothes to change into. As he goes to the bathroom to change you grab some clothes from your suitcase and lock his bedroom door opting to just change in here. Once you’re done you leave the room and head to the living room where you see Wayne surrounded by boxes and he’s finishing packing up the fold out bed from last night.

“Mornin Wayne” he turned from the box he was currently lifting and set it down atop another box as he turned to face you.

“Hey kiddo. How'd you sleep? I know it’s probably different from the comfort you and Eddie have gotten used to.”

“It was just perfect Wayne. Are you excited?”

“Excited to be done movin and unpackin. The process of it is a little tiring but I’m glad to have you kids helpin me out. I tried to tell Eddie I don’t mind bein here in this trailer but the kid insisted on gettin me this little place and I’m grateful to him.”

“Well I’m happy to be here helping you out Wayne.”

Eddie exits the bathroom from changing and joins you and Wayne in the living room. Making his presence known by interjecting the conversation.

“Yeah Harrington should be here with the moving truck soon and Nancy is bringing the kids over to help with the move.”

“Awe, that's nice. I can’t wait to see everybody.”

You and Eddie continued helping Wayne pack some last new mugs and hats into a box and began moving some of the boxes onto the porch.

Not long later you see a moving truck pulling up to the trailer and Nancy’s car pulling up behind him. Nancy and all the kids get out of the car and are immediately running up to the trailer door upon seeing you and tackling you into a big group hug.

The hug seems to last forever as more people join in. Steve hadn’t told you he was bringing Robin with him and soon enough Johnathan and Argyle pulled up in their car and Joyce and Hopper pulled up in his truck with Eleven and Will. Everytime someone new would pull up, the hug just seemed to get bigger.

You and Eddie were at the center and you felt suffocated by love as you sat there giggling in the arms that encircled you. Once everyone pulled away and you could finally breathe, everyone started talking over one another. Wanting to be the first ones to welcome you guys home.

Eddie had to scream at everyone to shut up and luckily they did.

“We missed you guys too but at this rate you’re gonna wake up the entire trailer park.”

Dustin holds up his hands in surrender.

“We just really missed you two, that's all.”

“Well we missed you too Dustin.”

Eddie patted Dustin on the head and messed up his hair a little bit.

You clap your hands together to get everyone’s attention.

“Well we’ve got the whole week to catch up and have fun but for now how about we start moving these boxes and get Wayne set up in his new place.”

Everyone split into teams to grab boxes from each section of the trailer and load them into the moving truck. With as many hands on deck as you had it really didn’t take long at all seeing as Wayne and Eddie didn’t really own all that much. By the time you all finish loading the truck, it’s not even full.

Wayne closes the door to the trailer one last time and pays the door as he walks towards his truck. Steve and Robin walk back to the moving truck, you and Eddie get into his van and load a couple kids in the back so that Nancy’s car isn’t as packed. And you watch the others disperse into their cars as you all head for Wayne’s new house.

***

Upon arrival everyone moves the boxes into the home and begins unpacking. There’s a room for Wayne, a room for Eddie and a guest room. Wayne’s room gets set up within the hour and Eddie’s room doesn’t take much longer to get set up. The guest room is left empty for now and the living room gets set up by the mid afternoon.

Sure the knickknacks, hats, and mugs hadn’t been unpacked yet but all the furniture had been moved. As you stood in Eddie’s new room you looked around and sighed in contempt. Eddie watched you look around his new room as he leaned against the doorframe.

“What do ya think?”

“I think this is probably the only time I’m gonna see your new room this clean isn’t it?”

“Absolutely.”

You both laugh as he walks closer to you.

“So you're up for bunking with me for one last night before we get the furniture for the guest room tomorrow?”

“Oh.”

“Oh?”

“Well I was gonna call up my dad and tell him I was in town and staying over there. In fact I was going to look at some places here in town. You buying this place made me realize I don’t have a place of my own to go back to after we finish the tour.”

You notice a sad look spread across Eddie’s face.

“Ed’s? Earth to Eddie?”

He snaps out of it and looks at you.

“Yeah sorry that’s fine if you wanna stay with your dad. Just kinda planned the trip assumin you’d stay with me s’all”

“Well in that case I’ll just go visit my dad another day and I’ll stay here with you since you already planned it.”

You see the bright smile return to his features as you and him return to the living room with the rest of the gang who are discussing the next move of the day since you all finished moving earlier than you meant to.

Steve suggested everyone heading to a diner for some dinner and then maybe going shopping at star court. Everyone agreed and decided to meet at Benny’s diner.

****

You and Eddie hadn’t given any thought to being out and about in Hawkins. Since you’d grown up there it hadn’t dawned on you that now that you had fame, going to your usual spots wouldn’t be as simple.

Upon walking into the diner you and Eddie and very quickly singled out from the rest of the group and are quickly approached by patrons of the diner.

“Oh my god it’s corroded coffin!”

“It’s Eddie Munson and Y/n y/l/n! Holy Shit!”

You’re quickly surrounded by people who want autographs and photos and it’s overwhelming to see people that ignored you, treated you badly, and made you out to be freaks are suddenly adoring you and wanting to be your best friend.

Suddenly Benny exits the kitchen and slams the doors real loud to get the attention of the restaurant's patrons.

“IF ANYONE HERE WANTS TO BE SERVED THEIR ASSES BETTER FIND THEIR WAYS BACK TO THEIR SEATS AND LEAVE THESE POOR KIDS ALONE.”

The crowd quickly dispersed and went back to their tables but you could easily feel the eyes of all the patrons on you and the group. You even hear the snap of a Polaroid camera somewhere in the restaurant and sigh.

Benny steps forward to the group.

“So how many we servin today.”

You turn to the group and do a quick head count.

“16”

“Give me a minute so I can push some table together in the back for all of you. If anyone gives you any trouble while I’m at it, just holler.”

Benny goes and sets up the tables so you all can sit together as a group. Ordering your food the rest of the lunch goes pretty smoothly when people aren’t staring or trying to sneak photographs.

You turn to the group to ask a question.

“So are we still going to star court after this?”

Steve turns to you with a confused look on his face.

“Yeah why wouldn’t we be.”

You turn slightly to Eddie who’s already looking at you and you both share a knowing look. Eddie turns to Steve.

“Well it’s just…if we couldn’t even walk into a diner without being recognized I doubt that we’ll be able to walk into Star Court and just go shopping Steve.”

Steve thought on it for a moment and realized you guys were right.

“Okay okay Um new plan. How does everyone feel about abandoning the star court plan for the night and tomorrow we all drive up to the lake and use my parents' old cabin?”

Joyce and Hopper shared a look and then Joyce interjected.

“Well that sounds like a great idea for you kids. You all should go and have fun.”

Will and eleven looked at each other confused before Will turned to his mom.

“So you and Hopper aren’t coming with us?”

“Well we just figured that sounds more like a trip for you kids. Besides, Hop and I wanted to go look at some venues for the wedding.”

Eleven and Will did a small high-five underneath the table hoping nobody else would notice. You turn your attention to Joyce.

“Well Joyce that sounds lovely. I hope you and Jim find a nice venue.” You turn so you’re now facing Wayne.

“How about you Wayne? Care to join us tomorrow?”

“No no no I got plenty a unpackin to do. You kids go have your fun though.”

The rest of the dinner is eaten with nice small talk amongst the table and when it comes time to pay the bill you sneak off and pay it before anybody can protest. Which they all do. But you use the excuse of fame having its perks. Everyone gathered into their groups and went their separate ways for the evening to prepare for the events to come tomorrow.

***

Arriving at the new house for the night you make your way to Eddie’s room and grab a pair of clothes to change into and head to the guest bathroom to bathe, allowing Eddie to use his own bathroom.

After this entire journey finding yourself in a hot bath was certainly what you needed. The instant relief you felt wash over your body from the contact of the warm water was sensational.

As you lay in the warm water you get comfortable and let your mind wander. You think about the events of today. The move, the diner, the way Eddie looked as he moved those boxes. The way his bicep would stand out a little more when he lifted something heavy. The way his hands worked around everything he grabbed.

No no no you are not thinking of Eddie in the bath. You’re certainly not thinking of how warm it felt when you woke up to him spooning you. You’re certainly not thinking about that joke about interesting things Eddie has eaten and the wink he gave you in the airport.

It took you a minute to even realize you were touching yourself beneath the water as you thought of him. Once you realize it you can’t bring yourself to stop. Circling your clit over and over again as your mind fills with thoughts of Eddie.

Thinking about being on stage with him every night sweaty as can be, watching the way his hands move on that goddamn guitar wishing his fingers were moving like that on you. As you dip a finger into your waiting hole you gasp at the sudden sensation and start moving your hand quicker and you can’t even help yourself when you start to moan Eddie’s name.

What you didn’t know was that at this moment Eddie had come into the guest room to ask you a question about something he wanted to bring to the lake tomorrow. However his feet stopped as soon as he reached the bathroom door and he heard whimpering.

He was about to bust in the door worried you’d gotten hurt before he heard you moaning his name. All of his movements stopped and he became very aware of what was actually happening behind that door. But he needed to know for sure. He got down on his knees and peaked through the keyhole just for a second he told himself.

But upon looking through the keyhole Eddie finds a perfect view of you in the bathtub with your head thrown back in ecstasy as your hand moves beneath the water. He can’t find it in himself to look away as he watches you writhe and whimper and moan his name.

He studies the way your arm moves in the water. Trying to guess what fingers you’re using on yourself. He’s assuming ring and middle. He begins taking mental notes on what you like and don’t like.

It takes Eddie a moment to realize he’s touching himself over his jeans and he decides just to slip a hand in and start rubbing himself. The relief he finds as he grabs his hardened cock makes him choke out in relief and he prays to god that you don’t hear anything. And from the continued sounds of pleasure ringing from the room he’s assuming you didn’t. He continues to stroke himself as he watches you and finds himself trying to match your rhythm as if it’s him in that bathtub with you.

He watches as you begin to go faster and faster and he starts rubbing himself faster and finds himself nearing his release. He watches as you arch your back from the tub and start whimpering even louder as you cum with the cry of Eddie’s name. That cry is what sends Eddie over the edge as he spills into his own hand inside of his jeans.

He stands up and as quietly and quickly as possible runs to his room to change into some pajamas. He does so and lays down on his mattress just like the night before and stares up at the ceiling in thought.

He felt like a perv. Watching you without saying anything. But what did it mean? You were touching yourself to the thought of him. Moaning his name for Christ sake. That had to mean something right? Have you done this before? Nope nope nope he cannot be thinking about you touching yourself right now especially since he can hear you coming down the hallway.

As you walked in the room and situated yourself on the bed next to Eddie and prepared for sleep Eddie made a decision. As he drifted off to sleep he curled over you as the big spoon and decided by the end of this trip. You were going to be his.

***

The next morning you awoke to Eddie’s arms wrapped around you once more and he was holding you rather tight so you didn’t bother trying to move. Opting to just fall back asleep in his arms until the two of you were woken up by the sound of the walkie talkie going off.

“Eddie! This is Dustin, do you copy? Over…… I repeat Eddie, this is Dustin. Do you copy? Over.”

Dustin repeated this until both you and Eddie were awake and annoyed with the sound coming from the walkie talkie. Eddie reached over to the floor where the walkie talkie lay next to the bed and picked it up.

“What Dustin?”

“What time are you and y/n meeting us at the cabin? Steve’s picking us all up right now so we should be there by noon. Over.”

Eddie turned to you.

“What time do you wanna head out y/n? It’s up to you.”

“What time is it now?”

Eddie grabbed for his watch on the nightstand.

“7:30”

“Can we sleep in till 9 and get there around 2?”

“Sounds good to me.”

Eddie turned on the radio and told Dustin the plan you two had and turned off the radio. He rolled back over and hugged you into him without even asking. You didn’t complain however instead you just opted to curl up again and fall back asleep.

****

You and Eddie hadn’t even bothered unpacking since you got here so you just threw your luggage in the back of the van and hit the road. Most of the trip was spent singing along to music and playing road games. That is until Eddie decided to change the conversation.

“So you’re really coming back to Hawkins after the tour?”

“What?”

“Well you said after you saw me buy Wayne and I that house that you were looking for a place of your own. Did you mean in Hawkins?”

“Uh well yeah. Can’t imagine abandoning it quite yet. Plus I think I’ve had my fair share of new scenery for a while.”

Eddie smiled and reached a hand over and squeezed your thigh. Only he didn’t remove it once he squeezed it. You rested your hand on top of his and allowed yourself to play with the rings on his fingers as he drove. You watched as he drove for a while.

As you watched Eddie drive you couldn’t help but fall harder for him. The way the wind blew through his hair from the open window. The way he had one hand on the wheel and the other on your thigh. The smile on his face as he sang along to his favorite songs. Everything about him drew you in and all you wanted to do was memorize every little detail about him.

It would be difficult to say Eddie didn’t feel the same way at this moment. All he wanted to do was pull over the van and kiss you. He could smell your perfume from the driver's seat and every time he stole a glance at you, your beautiful eyes were already staring back at him. He could feel you staring at him and it made his cheeks glow with a red hue that he hoped you wouldn’t notice. Luckily for him you didn’t.

Arriving at the cabin you see Steve and Nancy’s vehicles parked out front but you don’t see anybody. Figuring they’re probably already inside or out having fun.

You make your way around the back of the van to open it but Eddie stops you. Opening the van and grabbing the luggage himself and carrying it up to the door where he waits for you to open it but you don’t.

“Hey sweetheart can ya help me out here? Got my hands full.”

“Oh sorry I thought you were Mr Independent. Didn’t think you would need me to open a door myself.”

“Well excuse me for trying to be chivalrous.”

You both giggle and you open the door and allow him entry to the cabin.

As soon as the door opens you hear the sounds of bickering and laughter and then gasps. Then you hear Dustin.

“THEY’RE HERE!!!!!”

That’s all the warning you and Eddie had before you were being tackled by the gaggle of children causing Eddie to drop the luggage. Steve snuck around and took the luggage and brought it upstairs as you stood there saying hi to everybody. Eventually everyone calms down and decides to go outside and take a swim or just play near the lake.

You and Eddie hadn’t packed swimsuits so you and the other young adults decide to stay inside and get stoned upstairs as the kids play outside. Steve made Dustin promise he wouldn’t go in the lake and promise that if anything happened he would radio him on the walkie.

****

As you, Eddie, Steve, Robin, Nancy, Jonathan, and Argyle sat upstairs getting high, you laid on the floor next to Robin in a corner of the room staring at a vent in the ceiling. Soon Robin began to feel her word vomit spewing.

“Y/n?”

“Yeah Rob?”

“Sooooo are you and Eddie…I don’t mean to pry but like… you two have always been…. And the articles all think…. Well most people think…. NOT THAT I THINK THAT OR THAT ANYONE HERE THINKS THAT!!”

“Rob!!! Shhhh!! The others are gonna hear you.”

“Sorry y/n…. But are you?”

You sigh and turn your attention back to the ceiling.

“No. We’re not.”

Robin turned her attention back to the ceiling and attempted to get comfortable but found another question gnawing at her.

“Y/n?”

You sigh

“Yes Rob?”

“Do you want to be….? With Eddie I mean.”

You sigh again and sit up fully facing Robin. You look behind Robin further into the room where Eddie,Steve, and Argyle were sitting laughing at something. You turn back to Robin.

“If I say yes…is that bad?”

Robin's face burst into a smile.

“No y/n! I don’t think that’s bad at all.”

“But what if it is Rob?”

“What are you talking about?”

“What if Eddie doesn’t feel the same? What if I mess everything up with my stupid feelings and I ruin the band? I couldn’t live with myself if I did.”

“Y/n you’re an idiot.”

“Wow thanks Rob. Really putting my mind at ease here.”

“Are you blind?”

“What?”

“Look at Eddie right now.”

You turn your attention back to Eddie once more. The second your eyes trail over to him your eyes meet and he quickly flicks his eyes away and even turns his whole head in a different direction as he clearly fakes a cough. You turn back to Robin.

“Okay I looked. What do you mean?”

She lightly thumps your forehead with her thumb.

“You are blind! Completely utterly unequivocally blind!”

“Robin, I really am lost here.”

“Well let me get you a map.”

Robin moves to sit beside you and holds up and invisible map in front of your face.

“You see this point here? Yeah that’s you. You see this point here? That's Eddie. You see this line from you to him? That's your love for him. You see this line right here? That’s his love for you.”

“Eddie’s love for me?”

“You can’t be serious. That boy has been in love with you since he met you.”

“It’s true ya know.” You snap your head to the sudden intrusion of the conversation and find Nancy crouched down next to you and Robin. Jonathan and Nancy had gone to get snacks and upon returning, heard Robin's speech about love.

You turn to face Nancy and Jonathan. Jonathan begins to speak.

“I don’t know the guy too well outside of smokin weed but it’s not hard to see when someone’s in love. I think that’s why so many articles want you two together. The whole world can see he loves you.”

Those words made you blush deeply and you realized you were too high for this. All your thoughts were swimming with Eddie and how you wanted to walk up and kiss him right here right now. Instead you sigh and decide you’ll address it later. Laying back down you turn your attention back to the ceiling.

****

Across the room sat Eddie, Steve and Argyle. They were high out of their minds and Eddie had been rambling. It started off as some rant about paparazzi on tour and somehow landed on Eddie ranting about you in the best way possible.

“I’m telling you Harrington! Every photo in the magazines she looks gorgeous and I just look grunge. As much as I hate those paparazzi, they really do get some of the best pics of my gal.”

Steve and Argyle both started howling with laughter. Eddie hit Steve on the shoulder because he was closest.

“What’s so funny Harrington?”

Steve wiped a tear and turned to Eddie.

“Dude you’re so high I think you forgot you’re not dating her.”

Eddie started laughing along with Steve and Argyle. Eddie had actually gotten so high that he forgot you weren’t his girlfriend. That you weren’t his. His laughter soon died and became sadness. Sadness because it wasn’t true. It almost hurt so bad it was sobering in a way.

Eddie turned his attention over to you where you were sitting on the floor deep in conversation with Robin. He couldn’t take his eyes off of you. He wished so badly that you were actually his. He was determined. You’re going to be his by the end of this week. He knows it.

His lingering sobriety quickly went away as you turned to look at him and he realized he’d been staring. He went on autopilot and decided to avert his eyes and cough as if he’d just been smoking. Praying you didn’t catch any of what he just did but knowing you probably had. He threw his head back on the chair he was sitting in and stared up at the ceiling deep in thought of ways to ask you out.

****

That night everyone gathers in the living room and eats sandwiches and chips on paper plates. For the kids Steve packed sodas and juice boxes, for the young adults it was beers, water, and soda. However Eddie managed to snatch a juice box away from Dustin.

In the living room everyone decided on a movie to watch as a group and from the movies Steve and Robin had brought from family video everyone landed on back to the future to watch. Steve and Robin sat on the couch and Nancy and Jonathan sat on another couch across from them. You and Eddie Sat next to each other leaning against the couch that Steve and Robin were sitting on.

As you sat there on the floor surrounded by children next to Eddie your focus was not on the movie at all.

It’s as if some of your high was still lingering somehow and all you could think about was if Eddie was in love with you. You steal a glance at Eddie and like some twist of fate as soon as you turn to look at him, you see him turning to face you. He gives you a light hearted smile that is illuminated solely by the tv playing in the room.

Yet Eddie’s smile manages to outshine it all. You decide to make a slight move. Scooting slightly closer you intertwine your fingers with his. His eyes are wider and his smile has grown into a grin. He gives your hand a light squeeze and turns his attention back to the movie and you do the same.

As you watched the movie the two of you couldn’t help but move closer to one another until you were brushing hair off of his shoulder to make room for your ahead to lean against him. With every move the two of you made his grin managed to grow wider until his face hurt but he didn’t care.

Once the movie ended everyone started to head to their different rooms. Will, Lucas, Dustin, and Mike were sharing a room. Johnathan and Nancy were sharing a room, Steve and Robin were sharing a room (platonically duh), you and Eddie were sharing a room and eleven and max were sharing a room. Argyle had already fallen asleep on the couch but Steve and Robin said Argyle was welcome to join them in their room if he wanted.

As you entered the room you grabbed your pajamas and told Eddie to turn around so you could change because all the bathrooms were currently taken by other people getting ready for bed.

Eddie did but he was lost in thought so as he began to speak he had to stop himself as he found his head turning to face you.

“Princess?”

“Yeah Eds?”

“So uh.. during the movie when you uh. Well when you held my hand…”

“When I held your hand….?”

“….”

“Come on, Ed's talk to me.”

You walk up to where he’s turned facing the wall and put a hand on his shoulder that causes him to jump slightly but he regains his composure as he turns to face you in your pajamas.

Eddie sighs and avoids eye contact with you despite your very close proximity.

“It seemed like a moment. You know? I need to know if it wasn’t just me if I’m gonna ask what I’m gonna ask…”

You stepped as close as you could and cupped his face in your hands. Making him look at you.

“It was a moment Ed’s. It wasn’t just you. It’s never just you.”

He swallowed and took a deep breath.

“Princess…I’m head over heels for you honestly. I know we told the press we weren’t and what not but-but I-I want to Jesus H Christ princess look at me here I can sing in front of thousands of people but you got me stuttering over here. Okay okay I’m ready im ready. Y/n y/l/n I want to go out with you.”

You’ve got the biggest grin across your face and you lean up on your tippy toes as you touch your forehead to his.

“Well Eddie Munson i'm quite head over heels for you too. I would love to go out with you sometime.”

Eddie is the one who closes the gap between the two of you and pulls you into a deep yet soft kiss. Lips moving unsure at first but upon contact they couldn’t help but meld together. His hands found their way to your waist and your hands found their way to his hair.

As the kiss starts to become sloppier and the breathing becomes heavier you put a hand to Eddie’s chest and push him back gently. Eddie was smiling as he brushed some hair out of your face and tucked it behind your ear.

“Sorry princess got a bit caught up there.”

“Oh don’t worry about it…..just not while we’re here in this cabin with our friends”

“That’s fair.”

Eddie kisses you on the forehead and walks to his suitcase to get his pajamas and you turn to face the wall. After a moment of rustling along with what you’re 90% sure was him almost tripping trying to get out of his pants you feel a pair of hands on your shoulders and Eddie’s back against yours as he reaches to the ceiling fan above you and pulls the light switch.

“Bedtime sweetheart chop chop.”

You lay down on the bed and Eddie lays next to you as the big spoon and you both drift off to sleep with Cheshire grind on your faces.

*****

Waking up in Eddie’s arms the next morning was a welcomed comfort. You slowly turn around and turn the position from spooning into a hug. Eddie feels you stirring next to him and allows you to hug him and he gives you a light squeeze through the grogginess of his sleep.

“Mornin sleepy head” Eddie says as he forces at least one eye open.

“Morning Ed’s” both your eyes are open and you’re staring up at him. Watching the way the sun peaking through the room catches on his features. The way the light in his hair makes it appear a different shade of brown.

You remember the events of last night and decide it’s okay to reach up and trace Eddie’s face gently. Just lightly stroking his face and tracing each of his features.

As you do this Eddie’s eyes flutter open and he just allows you to do this as he watches you watching him. He takes in the little smile on your face as you go about your little task and he watches your eyes light up Everytime you discover a little freckle or line on his face that you hadn’t previously noticed.

When you stop tracing his features and just hold his face, that's when Eddie decides to close the gap between you two and envelop you in a kiss. It was sloppy and you both had morning breath but neither of you cared. Upon pulling away you sigh happily.

“So Munson. What’s on the agenda for today.”

“First….breakfast….after that I was thinking maybe you and I split off from the group today. Have a little drive around the lake and have a picnic.”

“Awe Eddie, that sounds romantic.”

“What can I say? I've wanted this for a while.”

You give him another quick peck on the lips before hopping out of bed but quickly stopping and turning around.

“What are we going to tell the others? Are we just going to tell them?”

“I’m sure we can tell our friends, y/n. They’re not going to sell us out to the press.”

“You’re right you’re right. And hell even if they did, most of the world already thinks we were dating.”

You continue to your suitcase and grab some clothes for the day and head out to the bathroom to change. As you’re walking back to the room you run into Steve.

“Hey y/n” Steve said as he bit into a little powdered donut.

“Hey Steve, what's up?”

“You and Munson wanna come play with us and the kids later? We’re getting some old games and stuff out of the attic and we’re gonna have a game day.”

“Awe that sounds fun but uh well Munsons taking me on a date today so I’ll have to do a rain check on game day.”

Steve smiles and you can tell he wants to say something but doesn’t.

“Well if you change your mind we’re all looking forward to seeing how playing horseshoes with someone with super powers is gonna go.”

You laugh and continue back down the hall to you and Eddie’s room. Upon opening the door you see Eddie with a blanket in hand and a bag full of snacks.

“You ready to go?”

“I guess so, Munson.”

He puts the blanket under his arm and holds the bag of snacks in one hand so that he can use his freehand to grab yours and lead you down to the kitchen for breakfast. You each grab some of the donuts that Steve was nice enough to go get this morning and then you head out to Eddie's van to begin today's adventure.

****

Eddie drove a little ways up the lake more towards the Forest. Just far enough away from the cabin to where you couldn’t see or hear any of the others so it would just be the two of you.

Eddie stepped out of the van first and made his way to the back where he grabbed a cassette player, blanket, and the bag of snacks.

Walking closer towards the edge of the lake you help Eddie lay out the blanket and supplies in the soft grass and lay down. Staring up at the clouds. Eddie laid down next to you and intertwined your fingers with his.

Every once in a while each of you would point up to the sky and compare the shape of a cloud to something. For Eddie he kept trying to compare every cloud to his guitar and for you well you were just really bad at guessing shapes apparently.

“Eddie, I swear, look at it!”

“That doesn’t look like a cat sweetheart I’m sorry” Eddie was laughing so hard at your horrible interpretations of the clouds.

Sure not every cloud looked like his guitar but he had no idea how you were getting these shapes from the clouds.

A little further into the afternoon you guys ate some sandwiches and drank some juice (that Eddie had stolen from the kids supply) and some animal crackers.

As you say there eating the animal crackers you sighed. Eddie nudges you with his arm and he looks a bit nervous thinking you may not be having a good time.

“What’s wrong sweets”

“Nothings wrong! I promise. This date has been amazing.”

“Well then why the sigh.”

“I dunno. Do you ever just…miss life before fame? I mean we hardly ever get moments like this anymore.”

“All the time sweetheart.” Eddie scoots closer and wraps an arm around you in a side hug.

“We’ll just have to make time for more moments like this. That’s all.”

He kisses you on the forehead. You turn and rest your head on his shoulders and stare out at the water of the lake. Taking in the scenery.

You two managed to stay out on that blanket well into the evening. And what had started out as an innocent kiss on the blanket was becoming a bit more as the kiss began to deepen. You were laying on the blanket as Eddie hovered above you and kissed you.

He swiped his tongue along your bottom lip and you granted him entrance to explore your mouth.

As the kiss becomes sloppier and more heated Eddie finds himself biting on your lower lip and it makes you whimper into his mouth. “Sorry baby.” He mumbles against your lips. “Don’t be.” You mumble back.

Kissing him was better than any of the drugs you’d taken on tour. Kissing him was better than any of the drugs you’d ever done. It was so addicting and every kiss made you want so much more.

You could feel the heat building between your legs and you began to move your hips against the leg that Eddie had rested between your thighs and he got the hint. Readjusting himself and grinding his clothed erection over your core making you moan against him.

The more he ground against you the wetter you could feel yourself becoming. You took one of Eddie’s wandering hands on your own and dragged it down your body to above your pants line. Pressing his fingers below the waistband and pressing his hand down your slit so he can feel how wet you are.

“Holy fuck babe you’re a slip n slide.”

“Just for you Ed’s just for you.”

He sits up and starts removing his clothing and you do the same. You both have your clothes off in record timing and upon realizing you’re both fully naked in front of each other for the first time you take a moment to study one another.

Eddie stands there taking in the sight of your bare breasts first. They’re perfect to him. Perfect for him. He can’t wait to suck on them. His eyes travel lower to your pussy. Another thing that’s perfect for him. He can’t wait to taste you and make your bath fantasy a reality.

You stand there and take in the sight of Eddie. His bare body reveals some previously hidden tattoos that you’ll be sure to leave plenty of kisses on. Then your eyes travel lower to his erection. You knew the guy had to be packing but holy shit this guy was going to split you open and you were so glad about it.

Eddie is the one who stalks over to you and latches onto you in another sloppy kiss. He’s leaving slobbery kissing all around your face and jaw, down your neck and finally he attaches his lips to one of your breasts as he begins to swirl his tongue making you cry out in pleasure. His hands find their way down your body right above your center. He rubs his fingers through your folds once again before pressing two fingers down to your clit where he begins rubbing a figure 8.

You’re already a moaning mess beneath him you start babbling. “Yes, yes, god Eddie just like that.”

He releases your breast from his mouth with a satisfying pop. “Yeah baby you like that? You think about this a lot?”

“Yes Eddie god yes”

“I know you do.”

“W-what?”

He moves his fingers lower to your entrance and plunges his two fingers in while now showing focus to your clit using his thumb. The swift movement makes you gasp.

“I heard you. Actually, no. I saw you. In the bath the other day.”

“You- you saw?”

“I heard first. Then took a leak through the keyhole.”

“Perv” there was no malice in your voice, only pleasure.

“Says the girl touching herself to the thought of me.”

Just at that moment his fingers hit a special spot that makes your whole body jump and you moan. Eddie begins focusing solely on that spot Eddie can feel your body tensing around his fingers.

“Ed’s-E-Eddie I’m -i-I’m gonna oh god!”

You came with the cry of his name, body tensing and coming all over his fingers. Once he worked you through your high, he removed his fingers and brought them to his lips. Cleaning of each finger with the swirl of his tongue while you watched.

He then leans in and gives you a big kiss where you can taste yourself so clearly on his tongue. When you pull away you find yourself desperate.

“Need you Ed’s”

“Need what sweetheart.”

“Need you. Need to feel you.”

“Anything for my pretty girl.”

He takes his erection in hand and strokes it once before rubbing it between your folds. Pressing it to your clit earning a gasp from you. Then he moves lower and presses the tip to your entrance.

“You sure about this princess?”

“I’m sure Eddie please.”

He presses himself in and immediately you’re feeling the stretch. It had certainly been awhile since you’d had anybody and going from nothing to Eddie was certainly an adjustment. Eddie took things slow and gave you time to adjust to his size before fully putting himself inside. He waited for your signal for him to move and once he did he found a good rhythm that had you both moaning and whimpering in each other’s ears.

Eddie was pounding so deep into you that you nails were clawing their way down Eddie’s back and every time you did it, it earned you a satisfying grunt or whimper from him.

Eddie's hands were digging into your hips as he thrust forward into you and you know he’ll leave bruises but you can’t wait to see them.

As Eddie feels his climax building and can see you getting closer underneath him he reaches a hand between the two of you and starts rubbing your clit. After applying more pressure to it he can feel your body begin to tense underneath him as you came from your second orgasm of the night. Eddie pace quickens as he nears his end.

“I’m close baby. Where do you want me.”

“I-inside Ed’s. Wanna feel you.”

“H-holy fuck”

Just you saying the words to him has him spilling himself inside of you. He collapses on top of you still being careful not to crush you. You both breathe heavily as you come down from your highs and as he lays on your chest he listens to your heartbeat as it slows.

When Eddie finally does pull out of you he looks down at his handy work and uses two fingers to push all of his leaking cum back into you making you whimper but not protest.

The two of you get dressed and decide it’s time to head back to the cabin. Sneaking in while the others are playing tic tac toe in the backyard you each grab a shower before heading out to conclude the day with your friends.

****

After spending 3 days at the cabin everyone decides it’s time to head back to Hawkins. This is the day you and Eddie get to go pick up Jeff and Gareth from the airport anyways so it’s not like you two could stay any longer. Now it was just a matter of how you were going to tell your bandmates that you and Eddie were now in a relationship.

Arriving at the airport you and Eddie sat hand in hand at the gate waiting to see your friends. Finally from the gate emerges both Jeff and Gareth. Gareth immediately notices your two hands intertwined.

“No! No! Stop that!”

As you and Eddie stand and walk to Jeff and Gareth you can’t help but be confused.

“Stop what?”

“Stop holding hands!”

“Why?”

“Cause if you two are holding hands then that means that you two are finally together and then that means I’ll probably have to tolerate you two fucking on the tour bus.”

You and Eddie immediately burst out laughing. Eddie puts a hand on Gareth’s shoulder. “I’ve got some bad news for you buddy”

Gareth throws his head back in annoyance and Jeff congratulates Eddie on finally making a move.

Everyone piles into Eddie’s van and Eddie begins to drive to Gareth’s house. As he drives Eddie decides to ask the group a question.

“Hey guys?”

You turn to Eddie. “Yeah Ed’s?”

“I know we’re on vacation and all but how would you guys feel about playing one show?”

Gareth looks confused. “What are you talking about?”

“I’m talking about The Hideout man. What if we played a show at The Hideout like old times?”

“I love that idea, Ed's.”

Gareth and Jeff discussed amongst each other in the back of the van and then turned to Eddie with a decision. “We’re in. On one condition.”

“And what is that Gareth?”

“You have to have Harrington invite all his party friends. We’re not going to do a free show at The Hideout for a crowd of 5 drunks.”

“Deal.”

Eddie dropped Gareth and Jeff off Gareth’s house and then Eddie was heading back to his new place to call Steve. You both called around and told everyone to come to The Hideout tonight because you guys were going to do a show that Friday.

****

Friday night came quicker than you thought it would and suddenly you’re backstage at The Hideout. You have no idea if anyones even showed up and you have pre show jitters.

Eddie takes notice and comes to sit next to you stroking your hand in an attempt to make you feel better.

When it came time to step out on the stage you walked out from behind the curtain only to find The Hideout entirely packed. Wall to wall with people and reporters. You turned and looked at Eddie, eyes full of surprise. You really had made it from town freaks to town rockstars.

You took your place on the stage and began to play your set. The entire time you did what you usually do during shows. You gave it your all and you watched Eddie. You had to admit he was made for this life. Everything about him screamed rockstar. You’re glad you can enjoy this life with him.

When it came time in the set for you to sing your duet, you abandoned your keyboard and grabbed the microphone. Walking up to Eddie like you usually would, you began to sing as you looked him in the eyes. You and him looked at each other in a room full of people and saw absolutely nothing but each other. When you finished the song you were both madly out of breath and chests were heaving.

That’s when Eddie Munson grabbed you on stage and pulled you into a kiss in front of everyone. The kiss was met with cheers and hollers and camera flashes. You knew this would be on the cover of Hawkins post tomorrow but you didn’t care.

As you finished the set you breathed heavily as you rushed off the stage with your band mates. Fighting through crowds of stage hands and random people in an attempt just to get backstage. It was all a blur as you got swept up in the hustle and bustle.

Once you found yourself backstage you felt a hand grab your own and begin dragging you somewhere. Only to find Eddie dragging you into the bathroom in the back of the hideout where he began kissing you feverishly.

“Baby I’ve wanted to do this at every concert we’ve ever played at.”

“Then fucking do it Munson.”

That’s how you found yourself being bent over the sink looking into the mirror as Eddie Munson thrust into you in the bathroom of The Hideout.

As he thrusted further into you he reached a hand around to grab your jaw.

“Look at how pretty you are when you’re getting fucked baby.”

All you can do is mewl in response.

“I bet they can hear us out there right now. Bet they can head this fat cock splitting you open.”

As you watched yourself in the mirror you felt yourself getting closer and closer. The way your tits bounced as he pounded you. The way you couldn’t control any look on your face. Your entire body was at his mercy and it turned you on so much.

“I-I want them to hear Ed’s. Want them to know I’m yours.”

“Good. Cause you are, baby. You are mine.”

As he said it he began pounding deeper and deeper into you, making you moan and scream his name. He was going to make sure everyone outside this bathroom knew what was happening in there.

You came with the cry of his name and when he came he made sure to say yours. He rested his head on your shoulder as he stilled within you. Allowing you both to come down from your orgasms. He pulled himself out and tucked himself back into his jeans and helped you pull your pants up.

As you walked out of the bathroom you held your heads high despite the confirmation on everyone’s faces that they could in fact hear what exactly was going on in that bathroom.

Walking out of The Hideout you hear the snap of a camera and find Jonathan and Nancy standing there. Nancy with her reporter's notebook in hand and Jonathan with his camera.

Nancy approaches you first.

“So y/n. Mind if we get the first scoop on your relationship.”

You turn to Eddie with a wide smile. You two were going to be public and neither of you could care less. As long as you were together nothing else mattered and nothing else ever would.

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