#immortal idiots

[regulusrules]

So merlin is trending, huh? Here are 5 fics you should read about those immortal idiots

1. and it will set you free series by @andiwriteordie. Arguably my favourite fix-it from so, so long. The way the author introspected about their entire lifetime was unbelievably powerful. And the way they gave Arthur agency to have had a say in the whole "destiny" debacle from the very beginning.. oh my. So creative and so incredibly loving. Honestly, all of this author's works are works of art and it's a crime against the fandom how very underrated they are.

2. Smile and Pretend by Fulgance. Yes fine I know I can't keep on recommending this author's Beauty in the Ashes of Our Lives every time I get the chance. But really, this one was just as amazing. My soft heart flutters for any and all Arthur-Finds-Out fics. Especially those where he lets Merlin come to him with it instead. aaaah. This fic is definitely one of the top tiers of the category.

3. To you I swear my solemn oaths by @regulusrules. Again, yes I know I should stop flouncing around My heart is readily yours every time I get the chance. It's my hyperfixation on fics that hyperfixate over Arthur, forgive me. TYISMSO was my first ever fic in the fandom, and I always look back at it with pride of how much faith I tried to breathe between them. They were in love, your honour. God I love those two idiots so much.

4. Fathom Me Out by @supercalvin. I don't know about you, but to me this is a requirement for our fandom. If you haven't read this fic, you haven't read anything. It is absolute brilliance— in writing, in the plot, in their characterization.. absolutely everything.

5. Still I Surface in Morning Light by @queerofthedagger. Scar reveal, but make it so good that you never stop thinking about it. I can hands-down say it's one of the best scar reveal fics I've read in this fandom. It's so intricately written and their conversations are otherworldly. The despair and love you see here.. a masterpiece.

#merlin #yes they will trend till the end of time #immortal idiots #bbc merlin #merlin fic recs #merthur #arthur pendragon #ao3 #merlin bbc #king arthur #merlin fic #ao3 fanfic #LJ recs #regulusrules recs

[humanlighthouse]

Two random DMBJ headcanons that may or may not be related:

Xiaoge is afraid of flying. He never sets foot in airplanes and takes trains/ cars/ boats or hitchhikes wherever he needs to go.

Hei Xiazi has a flying license from like, 1942, but can figure out how to operate most machines. He even once stole Xiao Hua's brand new jet and managed to land it safely back after a little joyride.

The former might be due to the latter 🤷‍♀️

#dmbj #zhang qiling #hei xiazi #hei yanjing #immortal idiots

[tswwwit]

I feel like if Dipper were ever reincarnated as a demon, he wouldn't fit in super well with the others. Yes, he's been raised to vie for power and step on everyone in his way using whatever means is necessary - it's the same toxic bizz as when he was a human, appealing to gender norms. He's tougher, scarier, more powerful (than ordinary humans, that is), but when it comes to asserting control - being Evil - he doesn't have it in him. Given enough time, I think he'd grow pretty vocal about leaving living things alone. NOT torturing organisms for the hell of it, or stealing people's souls, or conquering planets. Sure, he's a demon. That's no excuse to be a MONSTER.

It's a VERY unpopular opinion amongst neighboring demons, and rumor spreads fast about the Goody Two-Shoed Activist imp raining on everyone's blood-splattered parade, so much so that it makes it to Bill, who's immediately intrigued. Call it intuition, but only one soul's capable of overriding goddamn demon nature for some preachy bullshit about "Doing Good." Lucky for him, demons occupy the same plane of existence, so all it really takes to verify the guy is a snap of his fingers, and POOF! He's floating right next to him. Sure enough, Dipper's fashioned himself a new and improved demonic form, and it is lovely!

No one likes Dipper's kumbaya "Can't We All Just Get Along" ideology, but Bill's almost instantly smitten with the guy, whoever he is, so he's gotta be at least somewhat powerful. Demons take notice when the all-powerful Bill Cipher starts lending his time (and magic?) to some low-leveler like Dipper. Is he being blackmailed? Are they working together? No. Not possible. Bill doesn't "work" with anyone, save for whatever human catches his eye every few decades. Doesn't look to be doing him any benefit, either. The opposite, even. Lending power to a saint like Dipper only makes it harder to cause chaos, after all. Why would he actively go against his OWN best interest to cater some imp's? It's almost like he's. He's.

A henchmen.

(Bill's also 30% more affectionate the first month they reunite, because he still can't believe that his adorable little human husband came back as the same SPECIES as him! He'd never complain over having a sweet human to squeeze, but one with teeth and claws and cute pointy ears doesn't hurt).

#answers #I can't help but picture demon dipper starting out all like #I'm Bad 😡 I'm Mean 😡 I'm Evil As Heck!! 😡 #And still having a HUGE hatred for things that are Unfair or Unjust. One time he saved a kitten from a tree and got embarrassed about it #Eventually he just has to give into his nature and speak up about all the BULLSHIT he sees going on around him #Sorry Dippin' Dots even the society that 'raised' you can't prevent you from your do-gooder ways #Don't worry Bill loves you for the stupid idiot you are #Everyone is completely BAFFLED by Bill acting like a friggin' henchman though #I bet they don't even peg it as romantic interest at first. Dipper sure doesn't #He's thinking this is some Grand Scheme to convince him back into the evil fold #And to be fair Bill's very tempting in that respect. But not leaning as hard into it as he *could* be #Maybe he thinks Bill's trying to 'mentor' him for something. Seems like the kind of thing Bill would imply and let Dipper fill in the gaps #They're technically not the same SPECIES since Dipper's probably some human-shaped 'demon' #And Bill's originally from a two-dimensional weird universe. Technically speaking he's His Own Thing #Aside from whatever refugees escaped that plane. If any. #Demon covers a LOT of different beings that don't have much or any genetics in common #But you KNOW Bill's thrilled as hell that Dipper's Slightly More Immortal than usual!! This one's gonna last a WHILE #*slams fist on table* Give Dipper A Tail With A Tuft That Bill Can Pull To Be Annoying #Final thought: In this incarnation Bill might have been wondering where the hell Dipper got to since there's no human around #Given a long enough time he might even wonder if he was LOST #So you know that when Dipper reemerges on the scene everyone else was dealing with a VERY unhappy Bill Cipher for QUITE a while

[meta-squash]

lol @ series 1 jack being like "i demand your complete trust" *tells his team nothing, pretends to be a hero and doesn't allow them to see his vulnerability so then they hate him when he makes painful/unpleasant decisions, orders someone to do something and then gets angry when they do it, drops hints like mad about how he's different from 21st century humans but doesn't actually reveal anything making them question everything about him in secret, poorly manages his team's various individual breakdowns, kills or otherwise causes the death of at least one of every team member's lovers, goads and personally insults them all when they're all terrified and upset and then is surprised when they mutiny and kill him*

#torchwood #i love jack he's just an idiot and not a very good leader lol #but that's the point!!!! he's not meant to be a leader he's a soldier!!! but he is forced to lead because he's immortal!! #which means he's also forced to make horrible painful awful decisions that no one else will!! even though everyone else will eventually die #but he has to live forever and continue on with all the grief and guilt!!! #and also see the ripple effect of his own actions far beyond a normal human lifespan!!! #jack harkness

[yesssmarieee]

NNNOOOOOO INVINCIBLE TWITTER STYOP GIIGVING US SNEAKPEAKS OF THE SKRUNKLE NOOOO👹👹😡😡😡 GRRR STOP OT (this is reverse psychology) STOP

#cecil stedman #invincible #invincible show #debbie grayson #oliver grayson #the immortal #i just realised in my last reblog my tags werent tagged and i feel like an idiot prog if u see this im so sorry 💀 #NOOOO STOP IT DONT WANNA SEE CECIL POOKIE STEDMAN GRRR

[somewhat-exhausted]

spoilers for Mistborn by Brandon Sanderson

so I finished The Hero of Ages a week or so ago and it ruined my life as much as the Loki finale three days before it did and I’m still not doing well BUT

more to the point, I finally started Mistborn: Secret History and I just… fucking like

only Kelsier would wake up in the almost-afterlife and decide, yeah okay fuck this and proceed to punch God in the face and call him Fuzz

the best part is it’s so wildly in character I almost died

#i love him so much #kelsier #mistborn #cosmere #i missed that stupid idiot for two whole books #i get him back and what’s he doing? #punching god and bartering for immortality because of course

[bittergloss]

You're so childish! Don't move.

THE LAST IMMORTAL (2023) - EP. 3 Dir. Chan Ka Lam

#the last immortal #cdrama #zhao lusi #wang anyu #cdramaedit #mygif #cdramasource #tli #i love a yin's FREE ME FROM THIS IDIOT energy in the earlier eps

[hopelesslysleepy]

My bestie and I had a Good Omens watch party last night. He's an incredibly busy person so he hadn't seen season 2 yet, nor was he aware of ANY of the plot. Needless to say, we were both a MESS afterwards. He asked me how does one recover? I have not yet found the answer. Maybe you don't?

And then he said he was off to make bread to calm down. Bless ❤️

#LET THE GAY IMMORTAL CELESTIAL BEINGS BE TOGETHER IN PEACE #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #good omens 2 #good omens season 2

[heretherebedork]

I love this boy and how his favorite food is like 99% of his reason for continuing to live his immortal life. What a darling, an absolute angel, the most amazing vampire of all time. A+

#1000 years old #bl drama #thai drama #thai bl #thaibl #asianlgbtqdramas #asian lgbtq dramas #thai series #thai bl series #bl series #thai bl drama #best vampire ever #i love him so much #he is mine #i have adopted this tiny immortal idiot

[mwagneto]

imagine being stuck centuries and lightyears away from home waiting for the man you're in love with for several lifetimes because he's the only person in the universe who can maybe give you any answers and you're also just deeply and hopelessly in love with him and then you finally finally find him and he hits you with "did i? busy life. moving on." and "it's not easy even just looking at you" and "flew all the way to the end of the universe just to get rid of you". happened to my good friend jack harkness

#LITERALLY HOW ARE YOU MEANT TO GO ON AFTER THIS. FOR LITERALLY ENDLESS AMOUNTS OF YEARS COZ YOU'RE IMMORTAL #bruh im 7 minutes into utopia which I've already SEEN a million times and even I'm abt to set myself on fire #literally imagine being him it's so. im so glad he got to meet martha #suffered more than jesus because of 10's stupid ugly idiot ass club #doctor who #10th doctor #jack harkness #jackdoctor #3x11 utopia #oh and also you have his hand in a jar on your desk. as a little souvenir

[queen-of-wisdom]

When the "I survived heinous trauma" character and the "And I didn't" character love each other

#if 'and I didn't' means #death or that they just don't have any major trauma is open for interpretation #chaggie #charlie x vaggie #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses #ineffable idiots #abad x peyton #immortal ghost #hinny #ginny x harry #scorpia x perfuma #jon x damian #willow x hunter #alithia x caesy #danny x sam #ghostly couple #arthur x savannah #claire x alice #claire barton x alice #luca x alberto #marinette x adrien #lady bug x cat noir #nya x jay #simon x pinkey #abel x iris #scp 076 x scp 105 #anidala #anikan x padme

[pixelatedraindrops]

We need to imprison Makoto in the Blanket Cocoon so he can't escape and work while he's sick

He's not very happy about that ;w;

#but yes we do #he's too weak to fight back anyway #pixel answers #asks #pixeldoodles #my art #whumpcode #rain code #master detective archives: rain code #master detective archives spoilers #makoto kagutsuchi #rain code spoilers #this is more like a blanket burrito but whaterver xD #he would be a grumpiest little snug bug ever ;w; #he hates being taken away from his duties #he HAS to keep working... #“I'm immortal I can do what I want!” #IDC GO TO BED YOU IMMORTAL LITTLE IDIOT #draws glass thermometers since I'm bad at digital ones #sick whump #illness whump #fever whump #sicknario

[aria-ashryver]

Cas's absolute need to be contrary and argue with Gabriel over Whatever will never stop bringing me joy

This fool doesn't even know what side of a given argument he's on until Gabriel states an opinion about something, and then boom, opinion formed: its simply The Opposite of Whatever Adalhard Just Said 😌🖤

#his love language is Bastard 🥰 #Luca baits the both of them into dumb arguments all the time #bc Gabe secretly loves it too #i will never be normal about these 3 idiots <3 #choices immortal desires #immortal desires #cas harlow #gabe adalhard #luca o'rinn

[travalerray]

or where the four idiots try to cosplay SQQ (NHS), LBH (WWX), LQG(JC) and MBJ(LWJ) respectively

#four idiots modern au #proud immortal shizun slay is now my new favourite phrase in my writing right up with Twin Sadists of Yunmeng #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #lan wangji #nie huiasang #kk's writing tag

[soup-scope]

Vincent and lovely are literally so obsessed with each other

I bet whenever lovely gets a bruise or a scrape, Vincent gives them little kisses while using healing magic to heal their lil scrapes even though lovely got vampire healing now

Vincent rests his head atop of lovely’s whenever they’re standing near each other

When they sleep they ALWAYS have to be touching SOME part of each other

I lobe them

#THEYRE BLORBOS #I LOVE THEM #THEYRE SO SILLY #he breaks into their house after meeting each other once and love #ly SWOONED #he says he’s practically entranced by them and he doesn’t mind that #I can’t get over Vincent being absolutely ENSNARED by lovely when they first n #met because they’re just so #I also can’t get over lovely looking past EVERY red flag that Vincent had to offer and STUCK IT OUT #now they’re immortal and in love #my favorite idiots #redacted asmr #redacted audio #asmr boyfriend #boyfriend asmr #redactedverse #redacted vincent #redacted lovely #vincent solaire #lovely solaire #when’s the Vincent and lovely marriage audio Erik #where is it