oh look! a sanders sides fic? yes indeed!!
its presently a work in progress, but i'm planning on updating this relatively frequently. i want these chapters to be kind of long (>2,000 words), so it might not be a weekly thing but i'll update as often as i can. ch. 1 will be on tumblr, all chapters after that can be found on ao3!!
Virgil didn’t think he would ever get used to being friendly with Janus again. The other sides - mainly Logan and Patton- had made the decision to integrate him into their group without him, but he would have appreciated a heads-up before he ran into the snake lounging in the living room, watching some kind of crime documentary (Virgil was too distracted to check what it was about) without a care in the world.
“Wh- How- When-” Virgil paused, catching his breath and trying to slow his brain down enough to form a coherent question. Janus glanced at him and raised an eyebrow, turning down the volume on the TV. “No one told me you moved in.”
Janus frowned, although there was a glint of something in his eyes that made Virgil uneasy. “I thought you all were the pinnacle of communication these days. Unless…?” He looked at Virgil with false shock. “They just didn’t think to tell you.”
Virgil suppressed a groan. He didn’t have the patience for Deceit today. He closed his eyes and counted to ten. To his disappointment, Janus was still sitting there when he opened them. “I’m not in the mood for you today.”
“Take it up with Patton, if you’d like. He’ll totally agree with you and kick me out immediately. I might not even get to say goodbye to Logan!” Janus turned the volume back up, but not before throwing Virgil a pout.
“I’d think you’d want to chat with Roman, with how dramatic you’re being,” Virgil muttered, heading to the kitchen to make a pot of coffee. He heard a gasp from the couch and ignored it. Today was going to be a long day.
—
Even though Virgil knew that Janus was being sarcastic, he found himself at Patton’s door, biting the inside of his cheek and building up the courage to knock. He chickened out, and shot him a text instead.
9:35 AM
virge: can we talk? im by your room.
He waited a couple minutes for Patton’s reply, hearing some thunks sound from behind the door.
Patton-Cake<333333: Ofc!!!! 1 sec, Ill b right ther!!
Virgil smiled, shoulders relaxing a little bit. The door in front of him creaked open, Patton not at all surprised that Virgil was waiting for him in front of it.
“Hey, buddy! What’s up?” Patton stepped back, gesturing into his room for Virgil to enter, closing the door behind them. “Oh- wait, one second-” He turned and started rummaging through a canvas bag that seemed to be bigger on the inside than the outside, since Patton’s arm had fully disappeared inside. He let out a sound of triumph and pulled out a fidget cube, one that he knew Virgil loved. “There we are.” He tossed it to him, and Virgil smiled gratefully, immediately beginning to push the little buttons on its side.
Patton waited for Virgil to speak first.
“Who decided to let Deceit in here?” Virgil saw Patton’s throat bob as he swallowed hard. “Pat-”
“I meant to give you a heads-up,” Patton said, pulling out a pop-it for himself and beginning to fiddle with it. “But I didn’t know how to say it without stressing you out and Jan really didn-”
“Jan?!” Virgil almost dropped his cube. “Patton, I mean this with all due respect, but what the fuck is going on here? I know you’re gonna be like ‘have some empathy Virge! You were like him once, too’ but this is so different! He’s Deceit!” Patton winced at Virgil’s impression of him. He felt a twinge of guilt at having hurt the other sides’ feelings, but he forged ahead. “You seriously can’t be planning on fully integrating him into our space. I truly don’t think he could ever go back to being a friendly presence in the mind palace.”
Patton paused. “Logan thinks it would be a good idea to get Thomas to accept every part of him. To give everyone the same kind of treatment without having some of us banished to dungeons or wherever Remus is now.”
“I know that that’s not why you’re doing this, Pat. If it was, Janus would have told me to talk to Logan. But he knows that you know something that if I knew it it would make me feel bad.” Virgil blinked. “That makes no sense but you get what I’m saying! He wanted me to talk to you. And more often than not he wants to hurt my feelings. So I can only assume that something you’re gonna say to me will hurt my feelings. Well, lay it on me, Pat. Quit beating around the bush.”
Patton blinked. “Is that really what you think of him?”
“Yes!” Virgil set down the cube, pushing his bangs out of his eyes and looking pleadingly up at Patton. “That’s why I feel so on edge with him being here. He hasn’t been nice to me since Thomas was a kid. I can’t imagine he would ever go back to that. He hates me. I make his job harder. He doesn’t want me around, and believe you me, the feeling’s mutual.”
“Are you sure, though?” Patton’s voice was quieter now, and he was pushing the circles on the pop-it faster. “I mean, people can change.”
“But we’re not people, Patton. We’re sides. We don’t really change.”
“You did.”
Virgil grunted, trying to find some kind of argument that he could make. “But I didn’t have a history of sabotagi-'' He faltered. “I just really don’t feel good about him being here, Patton, why don’t you get that?”
“I do,” Patton said, looking up at Virgil, empathy and understanding filling his eyes. “I really do. But I also think that it’s not easy for him. He’s only ever been around you and Remus. He needs to be nurtured and loved and taken care of. Just like you do. Just like all of us do. And it’s OK if you don’t want to spend all of your time with him. I understand. But you have to give him a shot. Or else he can’t get better.” He set down the pop-it and moved to sit next to Virgil, putting a hand on his shoulder. “Remember when you first came to live with us, and how unhappy Roman was about it?”
Virgil nodded, leaning in a little. Patton took the hint and moved his hand, using it to wrap around Virgil instead and give him a hug.
“Do you remember when he stopped being so unhappy?” Virgil thought back, and several different memories filled his mind. Disney, being in his room, Bizaardvark, cartoons... “It’s hard to pick just one, huh, kiddo?” Virgil nodded. “Acceptance like that is gradual. It has to be. I’m not asking you to forgive Janus overnight. I’m asking you to consider it. And then, maybe in a couple days, I’ll ask you to say hello to him once and a while. Just a hello. That’s it. And then a few days after that I’ll ask if you want to join us when we watch a movie together. It’ll take little steps. I’m just asking you to try.” He moved so that he was looking Virgil directly in the eyes. “Can you do that for me, Virge?”
Virgil hummed noncommittally. Patton chuckled before his eyes turned serious again. “Well if you can’t consider it, I’ll tell him to avoid you so that you don’t have to interact with him until you’re ready. How does that sound?”
Virgil burrowed his head further into Patton’s chest in answer, and Patton squeezed him as a reply, sighing contentedly as he leaned back, setting Virgil’s head on his lap and running his hands through his hair. They sat there for a few moments, Virgil curled into him, savoring how warm the other side was. Patton frowned and examined a piece of Virgil’s hair. “Your roots are growing out. Do you want me to help you re-dye it later?”
Virgil pulled a piece of his bangs down in front of his eyes, and studied it. “I can do it on my own. Don’t want anyone else breathing in the bleach fumes.” He blew the strand out of his face and pushed himself up, smoothing the hair that Patton had pushed back. “Thanks for offering, though.”
Patton smiled, getting up to open the door for him. “Of course, kiddo! If you ever want to talk about anything - Janus-related or otherwise - feel free to stop by!”
Virgil gave him a pat on the back and headed out the open door, planning on retreating to his bedroom. When he walked in, however, he saw Roman in the corner, going through his CD collection. He felt a groan build up in the back of his throat, and added a little bit of his Anxiety oomph to it. “Princey!”
Roman jumped, dropping Pretty. Odd. by Panic! At the Disco on the floor. His face and ears flushed red and he scratched the back of his neck. “Virgil! How’s it going… buddy?”
Virgil rolled his eyes and picked up the disc. At least it was still in the case. “What’s the deal, Princey? And if it’s about Janus-” Virgil said when Roman opened his mouth to respond, “I already talked to Pat about it and my energy for heart-to-hearts is depleted. It’ll be five to seven business days before I’m in the mood for another one.”
Roman raised an eyebrow. “I was going to ask if you wanted to watch Lilo and Stitch with me. I’m not in the mood to talk about the snake.”
There was enough venom in Roman’s voice that Virgil knew it wasn’t his place to pry, so he ignored it. “Uh-uh. My turn to pick the movie.”
Roman frowned, but something in his eyes looked relieved that Virgil was willing to join him in his distraction. “Somehow, I feel like it’s always your turn.” Virgil raised an eyebrow. “Fine. What are we watching?”
Virgil grinned. “Coraline.”
—
Virgil stood in the kitchen, making popcorn, becoming increasingly annoyed that he could see the dark brown roots of his hair in his reflection in the glass. He’d have to redo it sooner than he was planning if it was getting on his nerves this much. And warn the others before he did, since it would certainly stink up the bathroom. He glanced at the fridge. Logan had put up a magnetic whiteboard a long time ago, and Patton had bought four markers for it, a dark blue, a light blue, a red, and a purple. One for each person that lived in the house. Virgil noticed that a yellow one had joined the collection. “Damn it, Patton.” He muttered to himself, taking the purple one and uncapping it. The only note on it was one of Patton’s weekly motivational quotes. “Folks that mind don’t matter and folks that matter don’t mind!” it said. Virgil snorted. He wondered if Deceit had even noticed the efforts Patton was going to to include him. Hell, he’d even gotten a personalized whiteboard quote! Not even Virgil had gotten that before. They were usually just blanket statements that worked for everyone, like the “You are enough!!! ❤” that appeared after the courtroom debacle, or the “Your only limit is your mind!” that was hastily scrawled during Logan and Roman’s debate about Thomas’ motivation. He raised the marker and wrote underneath it, “doing my hair @10:30 sunday morning,” his handwriting small and cramped but still big enough to be legible. He paused. The room was silent. That was weird.
“Shit, the popcorn!” He muttered, bolting back over to the microwave and taking out the packet. “Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit-” He was burning his fingers, and it hurt, but he was much more focused on the charred smell that was drifting from the bag into the air.
Roman turned back to look at him from the couch. “You alright, Virge?”
Virgil winced. “Yep!” He took a whiff of the bag and bit his lip. “How- um- burnt would you say you tend to like your popcorn?” He could practically hear Roman’s confusion. “You know what, don’t answer that, because this was the last packet. The popcorn’s going to be a little crispy.” There was no point in pretending that anything else could happen. He pulled a metal bowl out of the cupboard and poured the popcorn into it. Virgil happened to like his popcorn a little burnt, so maybe some of it might be salvageable to him, but he was almost certain that Roman wouldn’t. Roman couldn’t even drink coffee without a pound of sugar in it, there was no way he would eat something as bitter as extra-crispy popcorn. Virgil sighed and glanced around the kitchen, eyes darting desperately from distraction to distraction before he honed in on a target. Perfect. He smiled, grabbed it and took the two items into the living room where Roman was waiting.
Roman glanced up from the couch as he pulled up the movie. “Gummy worms? Oh, Virgil, you really shouldn’t have.” There was something lurking beneath his words.
“Of course I should have,” Virgil plopped down on the couch next to him, tossing the bag of gummies into Princey’s lap and adjusting the bowl on his own, “I fucked up the popcorn. You deserve snacks with your movie.”
Roman looked into the bowl and wrinkled his nose. “What did you do to it, Emo? I didn’t know popcorn could get that charred.”
“I got distracted and kinda zoned out?” Virgil took a deep breath. “Someone - I assume Patton, who else - got Janus a marker.”
Roman’s hand froze halfway to his mouth, several gummy worms stuffed into it. Actually, his whole body seemed to have frozen, his face was the only thing that seemed to be shifting whatsoever. Virgil noticed something shift in his eyes; they became shiny and wet. And bloodshot. Very quickly.
A tear trickled out. “They didn’t listen.” Roman said, putting the gummy worms into his mouth. “Of course they didn’t. I always have to be wrong, don’t I?” He laughed, but it was cold and sharp. “How fucking ironic is that? The knight - the prince, even - always being the one in the wrong. I’m fucking sick of it.”
“They didn’t even give me a heads-up.” Virgil’s words were barely louder than a whisper. Roman looked at him, surprised. “I just walked in this morning and he was sitting right here.” He patted the couch next to him. “Watching some kind of true crime shit. Nobody told me. I was barely even awake- I didn’t know what to do. I talked to Patton but… I don’t know. I just can’t feel good about this.”
Roman took the bowl of burned popcorn. Virgil hadn’t touched it. He opened the bag of gummy worms and offered it to him. Virgil took some, shoving them in his mouth miserably and switching the TV to Disney+. Roman raised his eyebrows, tear tracks still stained on his face. “Don’t pity me, Virgil. Of all the things I want from you, your pity will never be one.”
“I just want you to pick tonight. I’m not in the mood for Coraline anymore.” Virgil knew that Roman really needed something to control. He wasn’t pitying the prince, he just wanted to support him in the little ways he could. He handed Roman the remote like it was an olive branch. Roman took it.
He was going to have another chat with Patton soon.
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An idea I have but don't want to write - Minerva sees Desmond sacrifice himself and feeling somewhat guilty, she broadcasts who desmond is and what he has done into the minds of every human on earth - in doing so also spilling the beans on the Isu and the Juno, and also assassins and Templars. Every single human being now knows that Desmond Miles died to save the world. A stereo is panicking. The assassins are freaking out. JUNO is freaking out. Religions are freaking out. And also new ones featuring Desmond start being made.
Minerva just going:
I get it. I have a lot of ideas I don’t wanna write too. We write what we want and what makes us happy. Sometimes, the ideas we have are just ‘hey, you know what would be awesome/fucked up’ but at the same time we’re like ‘hhhmm… yeah.. not gonna write that…’ Sometimes, ideas just remain ideas in the end and that’s okay.
Okay, but on a more serious note, this has soooo many things that could go wrong. Like, Minerva’s pretty much going “fuck it, I’m already dead by this point, it’s no longer my problem!” and screwed up everybody in the process.
Let’s not even focus on Desmond yet.
By blowing the lid on what the Isus were, Minerva had effectively hit a deadly blow to every religious organization in the world. Not only that, the scientific world would be scrambling as everything they know to be true about the world must be scrutinized now that they know that there was an ancient civilization before them.
Then there are those drenched in power and those who desire power.
Politicians, terrorists, CEOs of corporations that control the world, etc…
They would be scrambling to get ahold of these POEs because they would be a source of power that they do not have but crave.
And now we get to the shit that comes to light because of Desmond…
The Templars and Assassins.
The Templars have it harder. Soooo much harder.
They’re Abstergo. Their deeds have been broadcast which included Desmond’s abduction, forcing him to relive his ancestors’ life, toying with his feelings using Lucy Stillman and…
Oh yeah.
The Great Purge gets uncovered too because Desmond hears about it and there are journalists and conspiracy theorists that smelled blood in the water and they’re definitely eating everything they can.
The Assassins are panicking but they’re fine, all things considered. They’re used to hiding. Rebecca, Shaun, and Bill are the only ones whose faces everyone knows right now (also Desmond’s mom, I guess?). But the rest can still stay in the shadow.
And now…
The world is shifting.
Religions featuring Desmond as a messiah and even a god (the one true god, the god of humans, not the false gods of the Isus) are popping up and they’re making things... actually easier for the Assassins.
Because they all have the same thing in common.
They wear white hoods.
Some wear hoodies.
Others go for the whole white robes that are pretty much monk robes.
So now the Assassins have an easy way to blend in.
It’s like they’re retreading the path walked by the Levantine Brotherhood during the Third Crusades.
But this time, it is the cults and religions worshipping Desmond Miles that are sweeping the world.
Shaun, Rebecca, and Bill knew that Desmond would have hated this.
He had sacrificed himself so that the world would not treat him as a god.
So that his deeds and words wouldn’t be twisted into fanaticism.
But, in the end, that was what was happening.
The religion and cults are joining together, creating a large religious organization that places Desmond as the one true god (although some say that he is a human turned god, others say he is a reincarnated god). Altaïr, Ezio and Ratonhnhaké:ton are even getting added to the 'doctrines', being called prophets and saints. Some sect even consider them Desmond the god taken human form. Haytham, if he is even added, is more divisive with many sects calling him a false Prophet while others call him a Fallen Prophet.
This religious organization marks every other religion as worshipping false gods and it doesn’t help that Juno has shown herself, protected by her own cult or whatever bullshit those nutbags call themselves (the Instruments of the First Bitch or whatever). Juno is showing a very bad image of the old gods and that’s only making everything so much worse.
And that is how…
The Holy Wars begin anew.
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