#in fact I’m hilarious

[urban-swan]

Did I give my Utterson a man-bun? Yes. Does he look good in it? Yes he does. Was it a bad idea? Probably. Does he still look old and tired and miserable and moody as always? Obviously. Do I love him? Absolutely.

So here is Utterson! I wanted to keep the long hair I had originally with Utterson. Obviously he still has his ridiculously bushy sideburns and greying hair, but I suppose that's what makes him Utterson for me. He stands at just shy of 6'1, he and Jekyll being the same height more or less; apart from Jekyll being a sneaky two inches taller hehe. He has a very pale complexion all over, excluding the red nose (that he's had since he was young) which earns him the nickname "Rudolph" among friends and family. Ouch...

Both he and his Father studied law, and his younger cousin Enfield, is also expected to do the same; kind of like a family tradition almost. However, his heart has always been placed on Opera and Musical theatre, seeing as his Mother during her prime before retirement was a well-loved and incredibly talented Opera singer, usually performing in Italy; resulting in Utterson here to be able to speak near to fluent Italian. As well as that, his Mother passed on her talents to him since he was at the age of 5, now being able to sing like an Angel. Bit ironic as well since his name is Gabriel lol. Only if his Mother passed her confidence down to him, the poor fellow here can't even go up on stage sometimes without going red. Bless his heart.

Gabriel here is also the youngest of 3 siblings, and is obviously a Mama's boy. (Who can blame him?) We'll get to his family another time, but for now, the stage is Utterson's.

He prefers to dress rather simply and wear plain dark and dry colours that match his personality.

*Ahem*

Anyways, here he is! Lovely and cuddly, kinda...

And Jekyll's re-design is coming up also very soon, just gimme 1-2 business days to get to it. I'm revamping and producing designs for all the characters in the novella (I can try ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ lmao)

And yall I swear once I've done the designs, I'm gonna be making so much Henriel like I already planned you wouldn't believe it 😩🖐

Bare with me, I have high hopes for this.

#the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde #art #jekyll and hyde #my art #gabriel john utterson #gabriel utterson #digital art #character design #I finally finished yay #god I love writing about headcanons sm #drabbles #i think i’m very funny #in fact I’m hilarious #everyone laugh at my jokes please #headcanons #character description #fictional characters #fictional #yes I am making headcanons from a book that is 200+ years old #no you cannot stop me #I’m even rambling on in tags oop- #YOU GUYS WAIT UNTIL I GET TO OCS #I made too many puns in this #call me Utterson now I dare you

[whitesunlars]

truly believe the greatest strengths of the Jewish people are our ability to question everything and our ability to laugh at everything

#Jewish #jumblr #literally everyone just laughing at the blocklist #like yeah I’m a Zionist I have it in my bio #but I don’t post about I/p I post fandom shit and antisemitism #if you think posting about antisemitism is an issue #one of here is a bigot and it ain’t my ass that just believes Jews need self determination for safety #in fact the more you hate Jews the more Zionist I am #since you’re proving my belief that we need self determination for safety #how embarrassing for you and how hilarious for me #¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[dragonboots10]

I watched episode 6 last night

He was so funny for this I was laughing out loud at 2 am

#I’m sorry: #you gaslit this poor man #in front of the cops and his girlfriend #and you’ve been actively tormenting him for fun #the fact that you would look him in the face #and say ‘woah babygirl you’re in a mood today’ #as if you aren’t literally the reason he’s currently screaming at people in the hall #is hilarious #strangers from hell #hell is other people #seo moonjo #lee dong wook #yoon jongwoo #im siwan #kdrama #horror #ldw #mjjw #kdrama gif

[time-woods]

I WAS JUS TRYNA CHECK UP ON THE SLIMJIM HOMMIE AND FIRST- WHY DID THEY RESPOND IMMEDIATELY- 2ND WHY MEAT???

#i’m so confused #also flexing the fact slimjim follows me #I know they follow a lot of ppl I still just find it hilarious

[spineless-lobster]

This is why I fucking love this fandom

#this is so hilarious keep it up guys #bbc ghosts #octonauts #the fact that I’m using that tag more than once is amazing

[onlyzhuyilong]

#shut the front door #I’m sorry but this is a hilarious fun coincidence #every time I read this novel be it the og Chinese text & now the English version I lose all my marbles #guardian #镇魂 guardian #镇魂 #沈巍 #zhao yunlan #zhu yilong #朱一龙 #my gifs #what’s more alarming is the fact when I read Oud Wood I was like wait that’s Tom Ford brand Long Ge advertised? yup it was lmao #please stand by for the queue #it’s life immitating art immitating life immitating art #Shen Wei does love Zhao’s cologne so it makes sense?

[iridescentmirrorsgenshin]

also regarding bday mail, in terms of what the traveller knows about alhaitham, alhaitham thinks he’s really suave and that he never namedrops kaveh, even though he’s done it three times, but since they’re his inadvertent big gay musings he couldnt store in his head, he probably assumes no one notices them? So he wouldn’t mention kaveh since he probably thinks he hasn’t done so when the other hasn’t even been present…..

#haikaveh #kavehtham #yes i’m running with the canon fact that alhaitham muses aloud when reading #and also the canon that he says particularly intrusive thoughts aloud like in the archon quest #i think it’s hilarious to think that alhaitham thinks he keeps divisions of his lives separate #As in the level of personal he is with the traveler vs kaveh #But in actuality he’s entirely obvious #i love living with this constant pain!!!

[designernishiki]

kiryu sitting haruka down for a really important talk and looking nervous but deeply serious about it and when he finally speaks he gives an honest and vulnerable admission that upon much self reflection, as unlikely as it may seem, as shocking as it may come, he is, in fact, gay, and he hopes this doesn’t make her feel any distress or discomfort in-part due to the implication that he likely didn’t have romantic feelings for her mom, he did care very very much for her regardless of labels, and so on and so on. and she lets him give this lengthy emotional confession that goes on for like twenty minutes before he finally goes dead silent anxiously anticipating her response. and she’s just like. uncle kaz I really appreciate you opening up to me like this and I’m really proud of you for accepting yourself for who you are. but me and every other kid at morning glory figured this out like 10 years ago

#he’s shaking he’s on the verge of tears and she’s just sitting there like. should I act shocked? this clearly means so much to him but #i feel like saying ‘uncle kaz. its not that subtle. you were a bachelor taking care of a bunch of adoptive kids with no interest #in women whatsoever for years. i already know. most people close to you already suspected.’ is a bit anticlimactic #I think about this a lot #cause realistically she would probably be the first person to open up to about it #unless he miraculously put together through Obvious Context Clues that daigo and mine were a Thing (probably YEARS after the fact though) #and then went and asked daigo about it. which would be hilariously awkward and id pay money to see it #he’s so bad at reading the room and like. getting social cues. I feel like he’d finally get a moment where he’s alone with daigo in his #office and would strike right as daigo’s about to make casual conversation like #‘so how have you b–‘ ‘daigo-san do you like men’ #with his typical stoic intense look on his face. poor daigo that’d be mildly terrifying. also the funniest thing he could possibly do #kiryu #haruka #rambling #kazuma kiryu #haruka sawamura #yakuza #amusing follow-up to the initial idea with haruka. he eventually calms down and is relieved and whatnot and says to her kinda casually #‘I’m not sure if I’m ready to tell anyone else. except maybe majima. I’ve been able to trust him for decades with just about anything and I #know he’d never be judgmental–‘ and haruka’s sitting there like. oh god do I have to tell him. someone’s gotta tell him.

[mushiewrites]

Breaking a Bad Habit

Oh my gosh jaw anon, this took forever but it’s finally here (not sure if you still are oop)! I have expanded on sapnap and his sensitive jaw. I love him and he is so giggly and small and cuddly and tklish and I want to squish him! Anyway, enjoy! (from this ask)

Sapnap has a bad habit of clenching his jaw. Dream finds a fun way to condition him to stop

(lee!Sapnap / ler!Dream : 1.5K words)

“You’re doing it again.” Dream sighed as he watched the brunette begin to move his jaw back and forth to loosen it up, producing a groan and an overexaggerated eye roll in response. It had been the fourth time tonight that he was reprimanded for his terrible habit. Sapnap tilted his head back slightly as he let his mouth fall open, bringing a hand up to massage either side of his jaw to try and soothe the dull ache that was beginning to form beneath his skin there. A second later he set his controller down on the table in front of him and brought his other hand up to his face, now rubbing circles on either side of his jaw with each hand.

“Okay, fuck off, I don’t care,” he spat out in annoyance. Dream scoffed at the response to his warning, almost offended for being sassed for caring. Sapnap turned his head in the direction of the disapproving sound, rolling his eyes once more as Dream just looked at him with his puppy dog eyes. “Shut up Dream, it’s fine.”

The blonde followed his movements as Sapnap gave one last rub to his jaw before leaning his elbows back against his knees, picking up the remote and unpausing his game to continue playing. Dream continued to watch him from the corner of his eye, not paying attention to the game anymore and instead focusing on the other boy's jaw.

Not even a minute later Sapnap was already back to clenching his jaw, completely unaware that he was doing it. Dream opened his mouth to say something but stopped himself, knowing that Sapnap wouldn’t listen to a word he said anyway. He sat back and let his mind wander, thinking about how he could really get this to sink into Sapnap’s mind. After a minute or so Dream had come up with the idea to poke at his jaw every time it clenched; it would be annoying enough to condition Sapnap to not clench his jaw anymore. And so he set his plan into motion.

Reaching forward slowly, Dream held out his pointer finger and got ready to poke Sapnap’s jaw. He was so focused on the game that he didn’t notice Dream’s hand inching closer and closer to him until it was too late. The finger touched down on his jaw, right on the top left side by his ear and poked twice.

The reaction was not anything Dream had expected it to be.

When he went over the possible outcomes of the poke, he thought of the different ways Sapnap could react to it. Dream could see a scenario where Sapnap slapped his hand away and cursed him off - he could definitely paint a vivid picture of that. He could see Sapnap completely ignore him but also fix his clenching, which he thought would probably be the best outcome.

What he didn’t expect was for Sapnap to squeal.

“N-noho!” the younger boy let out a tiny protest combined with a tiny giggle, immediately turning red at his own reaction. He turned back towards Dream with wide eyes, rubbing at the spot that the offending finger had poked. The way the blonde was smirking sent a chill down Sapnap’s spine, causing him to squirm slightly and drop eye contact out of embarrassment. He could feel the elder's burning stare, whose finger was still hovering in the air mere inches from his jaw.

“Sapnap,” he winced when he heard his name, hearing Dream inhale before he continued. “What was that? Do you have something to tell me?”

The smaller boy paused his game again, quickly putting the controller down and turning his whole body slightly in Dream’s direction. He had a hand out in front of him, the other still pressed against his jaw in an attempt to make the tingling go away. Dream noticed that his ears were slowly starting to match the color of his cheeks and couldn’t help the smirk that began to spread across his face. When Sapnap’s ears blushed, the blonde knew that he was flustered.

“N-No! What are you even talking about, shut up!” The defensive tone in his voice only further proved Dream’s theory that Sapnap was definitely flustered right now. He looked around the room, eyes darting from Dream’s hands to something else, and back to his hands - he didn’t want to be ambushed or taken by surprise if Dream attempted to wreck him.

The elder let out a giggle, light and squeaky as he rolled his eyes at the ridiculousness of Sapnap’s denial. Dream knew that reaction well. He could make the younger boy cackle in seconds, sometimes even beg in that amount of time, too. The familiarity of it all was making Dream giddy, his fingers already flinching against the thighs of his pants.

This movement caught Sapnap’s attention, causing him to let out a dramatic gasp as he jumped back on the couch, scooting back as far as he could. But all things come to an end, and unfortunately that included the length of their couch. His back hit the arm of the couch, stopping his escape temporarily and making him break into nervous chirps of laughter. Sapnap looked up briefly and squealed as he watched Dream slowly crawl towards him, a menacing grin stretching from ear to ear. He felt his stomach flip at the expression on the other man’s face, wasting precious seconds he could’ve used to plan a new escape route. Sapnap let out a shriek as Dream grabbed his ankle and pulled, causing him to slip down into his back against the cushions. He turned to try and crawl away but was stuck in place due to Dream holding him. Sapnap swallowed thickly, the realization setting in that it was indeed too late to try and get away.

“Nohoho Dream, fuhuck OFF!” A squawk of a laugh erupted as he ended his sentence, yanking his leg at the feeling of Dream quickly wiggling a finger over his socked foot. “NOHOHO d-dohon’t!”

Sapnap heard a quiet chuckle behind him before he felt Dream release his hold on his ankle, suddenly feeling his hands grabbing at his sides and lifting him up. He yelped at this, feeling flustered at how easy it was for Dream to move him around like that. But that thought quickly passed as a new fear unlocked itself - he was now trapped against Dream’s chest, his arms at his sides with no way to escape. Of course, this didn’t stop him from trying to struggle and squirm his way out of Dream’s firm grasp.

“I’m not even doing anything, you baby,” Sapnap wasn’t expecting Dream’s voice to be so close to his ear, shivering and bringing his shoulder up to try and block the tickly vibrations as he continued to speak. “But don’t worry! I’m about to.”

Another shriek tore from Sapnap’s throat, this time followed by raspy giggles. Dream had slotted his chin on Sapnap’s shoulder to keep him from bringing his shoulder up before rubbing his stubble under Sapnap’s ear. The younger’s laughter was slowly rising in pitch, reaching its peak at a shrill squeak that closely resembled a baby bird. But when Dream brought a hand up to trace along Sapnap’s jaw line, the small giggles now turned into boisterous laughter.

“God, Sapnap, how have I never found this before? This is like a gold mine! Look at you!” Dream was smiling through his words as he felt Sapnap start to squirm in his lap, his laughter rising and his ears turning bright red as the blonde teased him.

“Nahaha D-Dream! Plehehease it’s too muhuHUHCH! NOHOHO!” Sapnap cried out through his giggles as Dream pressed his lips below his ear and blew a huge raspberry while fluttered two fingers along his jawline. Dream made sure to shake his head as the raspberry was coming to an end to tickle Sapnap more, producing squeals through his laughter.

The elder smiled as he pulled his lips from Sapnap’s neck and sat back more, allowing the smaller boy’s shoulder to finally be released. Sapnap rubbed his shoulder against his ear, trying to calm the ticklish electricity that was still bursting under his skin. Dream removed his grip from around Sapnap, instead gently leaning him back and cuddling him with both arms lightly. He could feel the younger boy practically melt into him, watching as his eyelids closed almost immediately. Sap could feel the vibration from Dream’s giggle along his back before he began to speak.

“Remember this next time you’re about to clench your jaw, you little idiot.”

Sapnap felt a hand run through his hair, a tiny giggle passing through his lips as he drifted off to sleep in the warmth of Dream’s arms. He would certainly remember this next time.

And if he starts to clench his jaw on purpose to get tickles? Well, no one needs to know.

#lee!sapnap #ler!dream #i loved this so much ): #i love expanding on non traditional spots #they’re the cutest things ever ): #and the fact sap has an incredibly sensitive jaw?????? #so cute ): #thank u jaw anon for the prompt and i hope u get to see this!! #jaw anon #mushie fics #mcyt tickle #my stuff #OH!!! #sean wanted u all to know that my google doc for this #was named jawjaw binks #i’m so clever and hilarious guys

[lastnightonthecyclone]

She was so real in saw vi like yes girl get his ugly ass he thought you’d die but he was WRONG

Madison Montgomery would be shaking

this was better than her making cordeilia think she was halllucinating and killing herself like saw 3d had NOTHING on this bitch and neither does Lawrence

#saw #I’m tagging this so fellow Lindsay fans will see these one day #linsdey perez #the side eyeing #But also notice how she stopped wearing casual clothes and started wearing stuff like the collared shirt #Like strahm #Oh god #In her last days she probably already thought Hoffman was an apprentice. Like as soon as she got out of the hospital #Imagine how terrible it was to not be able to tell Strahm she was ok #And then he dies and everyone is saying he’s the new jigsaw #Like she probably worked with him FOR YEARS only to hear he’s dead and the guy they’d been working to find #And Hoffman being the guy who last saw him. Like she KNEW #Also Erickson. You fucking dumbass #Mark being shook that she’s alive WAS HILARIOUS #Her smug expression #She literally VISIBLY MOVED AWAY FROM HIM #she in fact DID have the upperhand #and literally told Hoffman as she died #Erickson does not have any clue why she keeps pressuring him #She’s literally playing mind games for the hell of it I love her

[thetwilightroadtonightfall]

very very self indulgent doodle of my blorbinos, the marshmallow gang 🤍

in the wise words of me from the past:

#roadie rambles #not all of my fav characters are like this but these three are my blorbo trifecta #I know this won’t make a lick of sense to most of you but I just wanna ramble okay? thanks <3 #anyways they’re hilarious to me. that HEIGHT DIFFERENCE #the fact that eph and mik combined wouldn’t be as tall as yamato #the fact that they’re all fixated on a certain book #the fact that mik would be scared of yamato’s beast form bc of his fear of dogs #the fact that they each have a Person who’s extremely important to them and none of them are normal about it #the fact that their dub v/as are named michael and michelle like HUH??? #I love them so much #my favourite bunch of nerds #they are my light my life the sillies in me #okay I’m done for now byeeee #my art #my posts #toz #one piece #timeless child #homo milk #my sweet potato #marshmallow gang

[orangesrotting]

it’s actually insane to me the lengths people will go to defend logan huntzberger when he clearly doesn’t deserve it…saw a tiktok abt how logan treated jess horribly when he first met him by being a classist ass and just overall ridiculing him for absolutely no reason and half the comments were abt how. jess treated dean “the same way” when they were 17 like….first of all logan is like 22-23 here and he KNOWS better btw!! and jess and dean’s rivalry wasn’t one-sided btw. and i would say dean did much more antagonizing than jess did on that end as well. also they were literal teenagers lmfao that’s what teenagers do

#the fact that logan stans think it’s comparable to logan ridiculing jess’s book is. interesting to say the least #also all the references to tolstoy etc ‘i’m not throwing you with these names am i’ #like he’s being a condescending prick and he knows it #not to mention that the entire audience knows that jess knows those authors. probably better than LOGAN anyway lmfaoooo #like. hilarious! #anti logan huntzberger #logan huntzberger #jess mariano #gilmore girls #tv #rory gilmore #literati #anti rogan

[seagull-scribbles]

Happy Easter from the Egg Boiz

#hazbin hotel #been thinking about them #anyway I’m on holiday atm so I won’t be online but I just wanted to draw the pastel eggs #and Fred of course #id]f I had the time I’d have done some doodle animation of them dancing but … alas #maybe when s2 comes out at the pastel colour scheme is confirmed #I really can’t draw in vizziepops style I have tried and I have given up but I think these came out alright as a final attempt #heres a fun story in my school a chruch group came and performed the easter story #they're usually aweful but this play was amazing BUT #theybwhere then grilled for 20 minutes straight solely on the Easter Bunny who is in fact real btw #hilarious #egg boiz

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

Thank you so much for the very detailed answer to my question I love it:) I agree with you 100% I read on one of you post that you are a lawyer and I have to ask what your opinion on hiromi higuruma from jjk.

the fact that he had a violent breakdown because of the justice system and then sped run becoming a fucking wizard with his lawyer themed wizard powers is the most accurate lawyer representation I can possibly imagine

#higuruma hiromi #jjk #lawyers are terrible to have at parties because we keep trying to make everything about the law #it ruins our sense of humor #obviously I’m still hilarious but #the fact that his fucking wizard powers were lawyer wizard powers is so on brand

[gggoldfinch]

hi fellow Dune degenerates ummm these are the costume concept designs for Piter according to The Art and Soul of Dune book,,, and I’m more than a little insane about them ??

Also here are my fav little blurbs from his section:

#piter is my poor evil sadistic little meow meow and I love him I’m sorry #the fact he couldn’t shave his head because he was playing Abner Krill is hilarious to me #dune #piter de vries

[gingergari]

there’s nothing i love more than making reference sheets for characters

dark eye truther version below the cut :^)

#gari draws #nintendo #mario #smb #super mario #super mario bros #i’m not a fan of the fact that they called it the tribal version but i do think it’s absolutely hilarious that mario was the person chosen #to model the tattoo bc he’s ‘cool’ #very early 2000s of them #also obscure knowledge i love bringing up #ngl this literally was all jumpstarted bc i was like ‘yo what if mario had fractal scarring from bowser blasting him out of space in pm64 #and since he did it with the star rod he gets the fitting theming #idt my comic will really need to draw on these at all (except the face one obviously) so literally just for me :] #i couldn’t really think of any super outstanding moments in the rpgs where i could add something but who knows #also imagine the lucky star is there i think he always wears it post pm64