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#incorrect Miraculous quotes
ramen8008 · 2 days
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Chat: hey guys have you ever stopped to question why we are even alive?
Rena: oh yeah
Carapace: All the time
Ladybug: I personally like to question the "how"
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helenadreams · 1 year
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will there be a plot at some point? who knows. for now it’s just them being stupid
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miraclechatbug · 1 month
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fvck-the-patriarchy · 8 months
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Y/n: What are you doing here?
Chat: I could ask you the same question.
Y/n: I live here. This is my house.
Chat: I should probably ask you a different question.
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dame-chat-blanc · 1 year
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Marinette: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."
Chat: I saw you.
Marinette: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Adrien Agreste in a banana costume.
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a-flaming-idiot · 4 months
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Chat Noir preparing a cataclysm: "The Eifel Tower is going to be demolished!" Ladybug: "Au revoir et bon debarras, espece de connard triangulaire!" Zoe being a dumb American: "What?!" Kagami with her translater app:
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Chat Noir: my name is Chat Noir, but you can call me...
Chat Noir: *removes sunglasses and throws them away to reveal another pair underneath*
Chat Noir: a hazard to society
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Marinette: You're my partner, my best friend, and the love of my life. I hope you know I would do anything for you. Absolutely anything. Adrien: I want you to get a full 10 hours of sleep. Marinette: Absolutely not.
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erzasimpbitch · 1 year
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Marinette: *is throwing stones at kagami's window*
Kagami: You have a phone for a reason, Marinette!
*THUD*
Kagami: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!
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ninadove · 6 months
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If anyone knows where that audio is from…
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8-long-years · 6 months
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Shady bug and Claw noir *literally trying to kill each other*
Chat noir: I don't care what anyone says, that's still better than our dynamic when we first started.
Shady bug: What could be worse than this??
Chat noir *pointing at Ladybug*: I had a crush on her and I made that very clear, but she did not reciprocate, which she made very clear. The awkwardness was so palpable in the air you could cut it with a knife.
Claw noir: Oh wow, that is worse.
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ramen8008 · 3 days
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Chat: everyone says I'm so predictable. Well if I'm so predictable then I'll do something totally unexpected tomorrow
Ladybug: you're going to wear a sweater on your costume aren't you?
Chat: well...yeah but you don't know what sweater
Ladybug: the one that says "I'm so meow-sing"
Chat: you don't know that
Ladybug: I guessed it right, didn't I?
Chat: ....yeah
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helenadreams · 1 year
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love square on twitter methinks
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miraclechatbug · 1 month
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*post-reveal, aged-up*
Marinette: Hello, my Prince. What’s for dinner?
Adrien: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!
Marinette: ...
Marinette: Is it soup?
Marinette: Please stop with the soup puns
Adrien, *pouting*: Wow, you’re soup-per mean
Marinette: Stop. I'm begging you
*one hour later*
Marinette: It’s fucking tacos?!?
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fvck-the-patriarchy · 8 months
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Chat: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Y/n: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!
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dame-chat-blanc · 2 years
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Nino: Adrien asked us to help him write a card for his dad's birthday and it is not going well.
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Alya: How about "Best of luck for the next forty years"?
Marinette: He's forty, Alya.
Alya: Yes, the average life expectancy is eighty.
Marinette: No you can't write that.
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Adrien: "Thank you for being a good father"?
Nino: Hmm we shouldn't lie...
Adrien: True...
Kagami: "Your parenting has been within acceptable parameters".
Nino: Has it though?
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Alya: "Many happy returns for many years that I'm sure you will have"?
Adrien: That still sounds oddly threatening.
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Nino: "I hope you have a happy day and… many subsequent years"...
Adrien: Please, stop making it sound like he's dying.
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