#incorrect dadneto quotes

[metalxmind]

Erik: It's always "Why Erik?" and never "How is Erik?". Pietro: I'm...not sure that's how the saying goes...

#dadneto #erik lehnsherr #pietro maximoff #incorrect x men quotes #incorrect erik lehnsherr quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dadneto quotes #incorrect pietro maximoff #x-men

[obsessedwithfiction3695]

Professor X: My favourite X-Man is Quicksilver because his ability is quite literally running away from his problems

Quicksilver: Aww thanks

Magneto: Jealous you can't run away at all?

Professor X: Jealous I chose my husband's son over my husband?

Magneto: yes

#xmen #magneto #professor x #charles xavier #cherik #erik lehnsherr #x men movies #incorrect quotes #Probably happend at some point #quicksilver #dadneto #peter maximoff

[hakunawakanda]

Erik: come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Peter: you were flirting with Charles.

Erik: so what? He’s my partner.

Peter: you asked him if he was single.

Erik:

Peter: and then you cried when he said he wasn’t.

#source: ??? #xmen #cherik #xmen incorrect quotes #charles xavier #professor x #erik lehnsherr #magneto #peter maximoff #quicksilver #magneto family #dadneto #stepdad! charles xavier

[lauriel816]

Erik: Charles made me care about stupid things.

Raven: Like what?

Erik: Family. Humanity. My well being.

Charles:*happily making cupcakes in the kitchen* Don’t forget Peter!

Erik: And *gags* Peter.

#cherik #dadneto #stepdad!charles #speedyson #auntie raven #magfam #erik lehnsherr #charles xavier #peter maximoff #raven darkholme #magneto #professor x #quicksilver #mystique #xmen #marvel #incorrect quotes #incorrect xmen quotes #source: unknown

[thischerik]

Logan: Listen here you son of a bitch—

Peter: My mother, was, in fact, considered an immensely kind and well-liked woman.

Logan: …

Logan: Your father?

Peter: … Continue.

#i forgot what I was reading #or maybe I was watching a tiktok #but I’m mad Peter didn’t get to tell Erik in front of us ONCE AGAIN #anyway asshole exterior (selective) softie interior superiority #thischerik #incorrect x men quotes #not cherik post tag #x-men #xmen #erik lehnsherr #dadneto #peter maximoff #Logan #logan howlett #cherik

[dick-helmet-magneto]

Erik: Hypothetically, would you still love me if I had a hat glued to my head? Charles: ...Erik did Pietro glue that hat to your head? Erik: It's a fedora.

#cherik #incorrect cherik quotes #dadneto

[ask-magnetos-kids]

Peter:"I think I broke the computer's spine"

Wanda: chokes on drink*Cough* "The what?"

#marvel #x-men #dadneto #erik lehsherr #magneto #quicksilver #peter maximoff #wanda maximoff #incorrect quotes

[toodles-me-doodles]

Kidnapper: We have your son.

Erik: I don’t have a son.

Kidnapper: Then who’s this annoying silver kid claiming to be related to you?

Erik:

Erik: Oh my god, you do have my son-

#xmen #x men #magnet family #dadneto #quickson #erik lehnsherr #peter maximoff #magneto #quicksilver #incorrect xmen #xmen incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #Erik: I’ve connected the dots #Charles: you didn’t connect shit #Erik: I’ve connected them

[rebelrebel1974]

Peter: Dad did you have to bring the bucket.

Erik: it’s not a bucket, it’s a helmet capable of blocking telepaths.

Peter: it’s a bucket, and not a helpful one when the only you’re married to the most powerful telepath in the world.

#leaked scene from deadpool 3 #trust me #im not delusional #(i am) #dadneto #quickson #peter maximoff #erik lehnsherr #cherik #incorrect quotes #deadpool 3 #xmen #magneto #quicksliver #marvel

[ladyironsky]

Peter: Dad I'm going to need you to trust me.

Erik: And I'm going to need a better excuse.

#xmen #dadneto #pietro maximoff #erik lehnsherr #incorrect quotes

[xmcu-fietro]

incorrect quote from Sunset Boulevard

Erik: Don’t you sometimes hate yourself?

Peter, unbothered: Constantly.

#peter maximoff #quicksilver #xmen #erik lehnsherr #magneto #incorrect quotes #sunset boulevard #dadneto #dadneto and quickson #quickson

[post-modern-prometheus]

erik: are you stoned?

peter: are you serious?

erik: are you stoned?  you could tell me, you know.  i'd be cool.

peter: yeah, i know you'd be cool. 

erik: and what is that supposed to mean?

peter: it means i've read your yearbook.  "onward through the fog. light up and party. have sex, be free, we're the class of '73!"

erik: are you stoned?

#it was out of my hands (i got one positive response so here we are) #xmen #dadneto #erik lensherr #magneto #peter maximoff #quicksilver #incorrect quotes #source: drive me crazy

[metalxmind]

Erik: Sometimes random thoughts just enter my head.

Erik: For example, I was just thinking that I would like a lobotomy. Who thinks things like that?

Pietro: ...

Erik: It's Charles, isn't it?

Pietro: It's the professor.

#pietro maximoff #Erik Lehnsherr #incorrect quotes #incorrect cherik quotes #incorrect x-men quotes #xmen incorrect quotes #Charles Xavier #cherik #x-men #charles xavier x erik lehnsherr #dadneto

[hakunawakanda]

Erik: I bet 50 dollars that you won't be able to get Charles to say a bad word. I never succeeded.

Peter: deal.

[later in the day]

Peter: hey Charles, did you know that dad tried to kill an old man at the supermarket just because he took the last package of pasta?

Charles: Erik, you're a little sh*t sometimes.

Erik, shocked: what the-

Peter: haHA! Give me my money dadloser.

Erik:

Erik: my kid is a wizard.

#xmen #xmen incorrect quotes #cherik #charles xavier #professor x #erik lehnsherr #magneto #peter maximoff #quicksilver #stepdad! charles xavier #dadneto #magneto family #erik lehnsherr x charles xavier

[lauriel816]

Erik: Okay, let's go over this again. What do we do when something goes wrong?

Peter: We try to fix it before Charles gets back.

Erik: And if that doesn't work?

Peter: We blame Logan.

Erik: Perfect.

#dadneto #speedyson #stepdad!charles #cherik #uncle wolfie #magfam #erik lehnsherr #peter maximoff #charles xavier #james logan howlett #magneto #quicksilver #professor x #wolverine #xmen #marvel #incorrect quotes #incorrect xmen quotes #source: unknown

[thischerik]

Nina: What’s the most irritating thing our parents have said to us?

Nina: “That’s too much cologne.”

Lorna: “That’s how girls end up dead.”

Peter: “Don’t talk black to me.”

David: “It’s inappropriate because she’s your teacher.”

Peter: How do you even talk black? End words with izzle?

Wanda: It’s talk “back”, you idiot.

Peter: … Oh.

#In This House Cherik are the parents #i just wanted to do a quick house of m/x bc <3 I love them #this is far too many words for an incorrect post of mine but I die on hills #source: modern family #yes again #thischerik #incorrect x men quotes #cherik #dadneto #step dad Charles Xavier #incorrect cherik quotes #xmen #x-men #House of M/X #nina gurzsky #Lorna Dane #wanda maximoff #peter maximoff #david haller #erik lehnsherr #charles xavier #quicksilver #okay I’m done tagging honestly