Erik: It's always "Why Erik?" and never "How is Erik?".
Pietro: I'm...not sure that's how the saying goes...
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Erik: Don’t worry Charles. As long as I am here, we will stand together even if the whole world is our enemy.
Charles: Thank you Erik, but may I ask why the whole world is our enemy?
Erik: Because I am here.
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Cmon. With the way Erik was looking at Charles afterwards there is NO way he wasn't at least a liiitle bit turned on by that punch.
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*Someone*: I hate you Magneto! You're the worst!
Erik: Indeed, I am a terrible person and do not deserve love.
*Someone*: I hate Charles! He's the worst!
Erik: ...I will kill you.
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Professor X: My favourite X-Man is Quicksilver because his ability is quite literally running away from his problems
Quicksilver: Aww thanks
Magneto: Jealous you can't run away at all?
Professor X: Jealous I chose my husband's son over my husband?
Magneto: yes
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erik: peace was never an option.
y/n: stop being so dramatic, it’s just UNO.
charles: JUST UNO??? LIVES ARE AT STAKE, Y/N.
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Erik: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Charles: Sure!
Charles: Whats your favorite color?
Erik, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you love me?
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Charles: "I'm actually worried about you."
Erik, dipping his biscuits in whiskey: "Why?"
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Charles : Truth or dare?
Erik : Truth.
Charles : How many hours have you slept this week?
Erik :
Erik : Dare.
Charles : Go to sleep.
Erik : I don't like this game.
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*Charles and Erik, dark room, going to bed*
Erik: Oh my god your feet are cold
Charles: I wouldn’t know, I can’t feel them
Erik: Can you feel me glaring at you?
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Charles: Everyone looks down on me.
Erik: It's because you're in a wheelchair.
Charles: ...thanks a lot, my friend.
Erik: Shit, no. I just mean we have to physically look down to see you.
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I’d like to imagine he’s projecting the emoji
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Erik: come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Peter: you were flirting with Charles.
Erik: so what? He’s my partner.
Peter: you asked him if he was single.
Erik:
Peter: and then you cried when he said he wasn’t.
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mystique: good news! professor x has been kidnapped and held for ransom
erik: and not by me?! this is a disgrace i bet their dungeon isn't even wheelchair accessible. what a nightmare. pay the ransom immediately and transfer him here where he can have a pleasant kidnapping
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Erik: Hahaha, now that we're married, that means I'm the X-Men's Boss in-law!!!
Charles: That also makes me the Brotherhood's Boss in-law.
Erik: ...Makes sense.
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