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#incorrect sf quotes
marsinoff · 17 days
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Charles: Plan D? What am I going to do next? Plan F of fuck this up?
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marsinout · 5 months
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Charles, who sketched the SF-23 arson: I'm free. Free from this shit finally. Max: Yes YES MORE FIRE!!!
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shmukeums · 1 year
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I almost forgot incorrect quotes existed
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septic-skele · 4 months
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Rus: What do I do?
Nox: 
Rus: Nox, what do I do?!
Nox: Oh, is this the part where I give advice and you pretend to listen to it?
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katebushsbabushka · 2 years
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Larry, high as balls on the phone with Sal: Dude, I'm ovulating at the mouth to get McDonald's.
Sal: You're WHAT.
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flowerscentedartist · 2 years
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Uf!Papyrus: You know...I never understood why you guys were so scared of me.
Us!Papyrus: Oh you mean how you put our head in mud, daring us to hold our breath for a good 10 minutes.
Ut!Papyrus: Or how you chased us through the city on a chariot with a whip trying to make us run faster than the wind.
Sf!Papyrus: Or the time you made us jump of a mountain cliff where the ground was clearly not visible?
Fs!Papyrus: Maybe the fact that you threw swords at us...while we were asleep.
Uf!Papyrus: Isn't that how every child spends their free time with their friends?
Us!Papyrus: NO IT ISN'T!
Uf!Papyrus: ...Oh
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incorrect-hololive · 2 years
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Kiara: Sorry, but I've checked inventory, and we are fresh out of Fucks. 
Kiara: In fact, our line of Fucks has been discontinued, and we will be unable to give any more Fucks in the future. 
Kiara: We would apologize to our customers, but they might construe from that we are not, in fact, out of Fucks, when we, quite clearly, are out of Fucks. 
Kiara: Though we are fully stocked up on our new and improved Eat a Bag of Dicks.
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Y/N, leaving: I need some air.
Kimberly: There’s air in here.
Y/N: I DON’T WANT YOUR AIR!
Kimberly: WHAT’S WRONG WITH MY AIR!?
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Just once I’d like to get through a meeting without having to order the digging of a shallow grave.
Silco
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yuckydraws · 2 years
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Mal: ALRIGHT, LET’S GET BACK TO TALKING ABOUT MY OUTFIT.
Midas: … no one was talking about your outfit.
Mal: WHICH IS WHY I WANTED TO GET THAT BALL ROLLING, SO HOW DOES IT LOOK? GOOD, RIGHT?
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bass-treble2answer · 1 year
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Omega-xis: *growls at mega mini*. Mega mini: *growls back to establish dominance *. sf megaman: OMEGA-XIS STOP
Aki: I’m so sorry he’s acting like this he’s usually nice. Mini you’re embarrassing me!
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roxyfoxgamer150 · 2 years
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Scrappy Mirabel: *Gasp*
Observer Mirabel: wHAT??
Scrappy Mirabel: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Observer Mirabel: *inhales*
Hollow Julieta, in another room with Shadow Facade: Why can I hear demonic screeching?
Shadow Facade, reading a novel: Ignore that, it's just your daughters fighting because of a word.
Hollow Julieta: My wHAT-
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sunkern-plus · 1 year
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HELP i’m thinking of a hypothetical abbott elementary episode/fanfic idea where jacob suddenly gets into street fighter, studies the lore up until street fighter 5, and decides to do a lesson on the evils of the catholic church and colonization themed around gill, which some of the kids enjoy (because they want to see the guy they use to destroy opponents in street fighter online play destroy innocent people on powerpoint with bowser fireballs sprite comic style) but the large minority of catholic parents find the lesson offensive and want jacob to do a lesson on the connection to social justice some famous catholics (such as dorothy day) had, making jacob anxious and worried about being offensive towards catholics
the end result (tentatively) is a sprite comic jacob made on a free photoshop alternative because he doesn’t want to support a capitalist system with a giant sprite of dorothy day (edited from the big boobie witch from blazblue) fighting gill
also, one line i might incorporate in there, due to jacob’s personality resembling...mine, is “street fighter seems to be going in a VERY progressive direction lately with takayuki nakayama at the helm.”
to which janine says “i thought street fighter was the game my boyfriend played where the blue and red naked guy resurrects over and over and beats up the little karate girl.”
and jacob is like “it WAS, but now it’s MUCH deeper. trust me.”
(note: we are supposed to be making fun of jacob because the average person does NOT see this much potential for criticism of catholic patriarchy and colonialism from a game where a blue and red naked guy resurrects over and over and beats up a little karate girl)
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septic-skele · 2 years
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Rus: So I'm just going to grab a healthy breakfast.
Nox: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll up?
Rus: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.
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katebushsbabushka · 2 years
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Larry: Do you think I'm too drunk to drive to Taco Bell?
Sal: I mean. I wouldn't risk it at all.
Larry: Listen. Just ask me a question. I'll prove I'm fine.
Sal: Okay. Who was the first President?
Larry, with all all confidence in the world: GEORGE. H. W. WASHINGTON.
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flowerscentedartist · 2 years
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SF!Sans: What are you, 5?
SF! Papyrus, snorts: yeah, 5 heads taller than you
SF!Sans:
SF!Papyrus:
SF!Papyrus: I'm sorry please don't kill me
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