#insane gay show for insane gay people

[artemis-pendragon]

Imagine you're some religious guy who agrees to let an angel inhabit your body for a holy purpose and it all goes great except your wife thinks you're insane and threatens to take your daughter and leave but this is IMPORTANT so you let the angel in anyway. But then BUT THEN. it turns out the angel's mission is to pull Some Guy out of Hell and the fucking angel is gay and insane and rebels against Heaven because he wants to kiss this guy from literal Hell on the mouth so so so bad. Also many years later he does use your now thankfully empty human body (you got killed by Lucifer during the fight to stop the apocalypse btw) to fuck nasty with the guy he rescued because again, he's gay and insane. Every day Jimmy Novak wakes up

#the last part is from the secret good spn but yknow. death of the authors we make the rules #insane gay show for insane gay people #destiel #spn #supernatural #nov 5th

[insanesonofabitch]

Thinking about how the plot of season 6 wouldn’t make sense if you do not acknowledge the fact that Cas and Crowley working together was an affair, or at least it felt like so to Dean.

Majority of the people that I heard saying that they disliked that conflict, say that it doesn’t make sense because Dean should’ve understood Cas’ point of view. And that Dean has also worked with demons before, more than once, out of desperation. Which is why he doesn’t have the right to be mad. And I understand that. But it wasn’t about working with demons. No. Not really. The thing that hurt Dean the most about Cas’ choice was how he chose to ask for help from Crowley, instead of him. Cas chose Crowley over him.

“Look me in the eye, and tell me you’re not working with Crowley…”

“You’re in it with him? You and Crowley?? You’re going after purgatory together??? You have, huh? This whole time!”

“No, you had a choice. You just made the wrong one.”

“I was there. Where were you?”

The plot literally doesn’t make sense if you do not acknowledge destiel or crowstiel or deancascrowley. And I think that’s insane, especially for a show from 2005.

#and also I rewatched the whole scene and Dean NEVER talks about the insanity of opening up a door to monsterland #but he KEEPS talking about the fact that Cas chose to work with Crowley #and the fact that they reused Dean and Cas’ lines for a canon couple in a love triangle later in the series???? #batshit insane #also I love how everything surrounding purgatory is just so GAY #purgatory the (gay) bar in Miami #purgaytory #also cas and crowley kissed for the deal I will die on this hill #unparalleled media experience #insane show for insane people #supernatural #spn #the man who would be king #tmwwbk #spn meta #spn 6x20 #destiel #deancas #crowstiel #deancascrowley #drowstiel #dean studies #dean winchester #castiel #crowley macleod #dean x castiel #castiel x crowley #dean x cas x crowley #reiotalks

[marisatomay]

so cool that fanfiction won anne rice’s war on fanfiction

#the new show is sooooooo good #everyone go watch it!!! #and as my buddy pointed out #so cool that tom cruise won anne rice’s war on tom cruise #she’s 0-2 #for those not in the know: #she intentionally spread lies that cruise was trying to make the movie less gay in attempts to tank the film bc she was angry he was cast #and then fully admitted (!!) that SHE was the one who kept making edits to the script to try and make it more palatable to studios/audiences #(ie less gay and explicit) and that the director neil jordan actually put a lot of it back in there once he was in charge #and that tom had no say over the script at all #but by the time she apologized to him (like actually called him and apologized) the damage was done and people STILL think he did all that #and say what you will about him but thomas cruise put his whole pussy into lestat and stands by IWTV to this day #even after OPRAH called him to say she walked out of a screening of the movie because she thought it was putting the devil into the world #anyway. #sorry for being insane! it will happen again

[atomicradiogirl]

rewatched the lesbian bubonic plague house episode written by our lord and savior sara hess she was crazy for writing the line “i love her. i want her to stay.” about max donating her liver to hannah so that she would guilt her into not leaving her. TOXIC GAY PEOPLE THE SHOW. even cameron was like “damn” and she’s the icon of guilting people. house was shocked that max would donate her liver to save her girlfriend without any second thought. meanwhile house sacrifices himself multiple times for wilson. i.e. to save amber in wilson’s heart. house also begs and tries to guilt trip wilson to do chemo in season 8 because (get this) HE LOVES HIM AND WANTS HIM TO STAY. jesus fucking christ.

#house md #this show drives me insane #hilson #toxic gay people the show #toxic yaoi #and toxic yuri be like #sleeping dogs lie #s2e18 #sara hess the legend herself

[teafer]

goodbye riverdale... i'll miss you so bad

#riverdale #archie andrews #betty cooper #veronica lodge #jughead jones #cheryl blossom #i'm so so sad for real. greatest show on television </3 #wherever shall i find themes and narratives and so many insane gay people now??? #fanart

[caramel-cream50]

I’m sorry but I’m watching Hannibal s3 and the fact that someone has called will and Hannibal murder husbands canonically is killing me. Not even mentioning that someone else called Will Hannibal’s bride

#this show is insane #gay af tbh #queer people are real #everyone acknowledges it too #hannibal series #just hannibal things #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannigram

[patrocles]

woke up remembering that time vane concocted this gigantic scheme to recruit billy by literally sailing on rowboats to charlestown and stealing flints ship… but billy was too hetero to be equally insane so vane went to save flint instead in the gayest way possible and blow up the city

#billy’s misfortune was being the only straightie in a show full of insane gay people #black sails

[aunmenosheteroenespanol]

911 3x06 Monsters and the award for funniest B-plot goes to: adult man terrorized by small bird

#this is legitimately the most insane episode I've seen so far (though I've only seen up to here) #chimney's badge subplot. buddie divorce subplot. literally framing buddie like a couple having relationship troubles #also when maddie is insane it's ok. she can do whatever she wants shut up mind your business #911 fox #911 on fox #911onfox #911edit #911 gifs #chimney han #howie han #howie 'chimney' han #911 chimney #gay firefighter show #my edits #how the hell do people edit this show why is it so bright and yet you still cannot see shit. I don't understand soap opera lighting #literally found a scene that's poorly lit and I breathed out a sigh of relief like ok. this I can do. no gaffers no problem

[robiniswriting]

i cant quite put my finger on what exactly it is yet, but the master and the doctor have some kind of insane energy as a pairing that attracts gay people specifically

#its me im gay people #show me one straight thoschei fan. i’ll wait #something something queer longing and destruction of the perception of the self etc etc #truly dont know how to put it into words just yet. thoschei is so complex #thoschei #doctor who #the doctor #the master #dw text #they make me insane #the only Real enemies to lovers pairing ive seen in popular media in recent memory

[alastair-1205]

POV Me rn trying to make the fact that Lizzie died first this time something Cool and Thematically Interesting (tm):

#And I mean this in the best possible way #show me all your theories gay people in my phone #Anyways something something the canary's sister being the first to fall of all people #something something even then he still died right after so he kinda fell victim to his own curse anyway if you look at in the right way #something something I need to finish watching the eps im going insane bro #mcyt #mcytblr #trafficblr #traffic smp #traffic series #secret life #secret life smp #life series #secret life spoilers #jimmy solidarity #ldshadowlady #IM NOT NORMAL

[artemis-pendragon]

Ed having his epiphany and then jumping off a dinghy in some random place only to immediately find his net full of leathers.... this show is insane. They said yeah it's improbable but whatever. Also a guy did turn into a bird but that's another story

#INSANE GAY SHOW FOR INSANE GAY PEOPLE!!!! #ofmd #ofmd spoilers #ofmd s2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #ed teach #our flag means death #our flag means death spoilers

[crowleyscleaninglady]

I love the idea of Aziraphale being agender or simply not really having a gender- meanwhile Crowley is gender fluid and can flip through them however he likes

No matter what gender Crowley is, his relationship with Aziraphale would always be a little bit (a lot a bit) gay

#they know they appear as gay #they do this on purpose because it makes them happy #and it shows other queer people that they are safe #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #can you tell i’m going insane

[blicketyuri]

i love gay people

#ii silver spoon #silver spoon ii #ii paintbrush #paintbrush ii #silverbrush ii #silverbrush #ii silverbrush #inanimate insanity #object shows #osc #gay people are REALLLL #i love silverbrush sighh i wish silver spoons and paintbrushes were reallll

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

I was originally thinking about posting my Gabriel artwork and animations online but then I saw the type of anon asks you answer 😨

I think I’m gonna have to keep these gabes for myself. Unfortunately, I am weak to Gabriel simping which is weird because the venn diagram for Gabriel fans and horny people is a circle.

If you tell ppl to not make weird remarks in the caption they usually listen, on tumblr at least. Everywhere else, especially Reddit, you will get weird comments.

But I understand if you don’t want to share

#i stay away from the Reddit cause not only do you have normies crying about The Gays on there #you have really annoying unfunny people too lol #tumblr is the most.. respectful. mostly. people are a little better behaved. #the insane anons are partially my fault just cause of what im uploading here tbh #it’s like leaving food out and then wondering why the raccoons are showing up #ask #asks #non voice post

[mikesbasementbeets]

people will truly go so far out of their way to avoid admitting that mike never loved el romantically like ‘he’s confusing true love with infatuation’ and ‘it’s not real adult love it was puppy love that faded as they got older’ and ‘the contrast with byIer just shows the difference between a childhood crush and genuine mature love’ like just say platonic. the word you’re looking for is platonic.

#this isn’t immature love vs mature love. it just isn’t. i love byIer but they are also 14 years old please be serious #make it romantic vs platonic and what you’re saying makes 100000x more sense i promise just try it #people saying mike had a crush that faded over time make me insane WHERE #SHOW ME WHERE IT WAS HAPPENING AND WHERW IT FADED AWAY #IN CANON #WHERE #oh wait you can’t because that literally never happened #you’re making it up so it fits into your headcanon #the ‘he really genuinely loved her but also not REALLY it was just a crush but also it was TRUE love but puppy crush true love but not like #TRUE love true love like with will just infatuation but the genuine romantic kind. he REALLY likes girls ok’ #makes me insane!!!!!!! you’re talking out of your ass!!!! what are you saying it makes no sense!!!!!!!!!! #the cognitive dissonance it requires to be an anti milven pro romantic milven truther fkshdishd insane insane insane (me i’m insane) #toxic gay mike posting

[prettyfuckinhot]

my honest genuine #real opinion is that anyone who's ever had a serious problem with trans men saying tranny is an ignorant asshole. There's no good reason. Any variation of "it's not about you" is just genuinely wrong. Not only is there tons of historical precedent, there's also violent modern precedent if you paid any attention to trans men at all. Arguments like "look it up on Google images!" are so stupid because using Google images as to who is affected by a transphobic slur is a very, very dumb strategy to live by. Picking out trans men as the people who's language about transphobia you want to police is a bad joke.

#actual blogging #putting this in the tags because it's vaguely related #irl no one at all polices or cares about slur politics for queer people in allied or queer contexts #at least in my limited anecdotal experience #like a gay guy was telling me about the dykes on bikes event recently and I was just thinking about how people would actually get mad at hi #for just promoting this butch biker show #I just hate the internet so much it's like people have these insane unrealistic standards of how gay people are supposed to 'behave' that #just do not reflect reality at all #I'm obviously participating in that by posting at all but it's really hard for me not to speak on this when #it bothers me so much on the site lol #and I just use it to distract myself between more important things #transandrophobia