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david-talks-sw · 11 months
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The Sith don't want peace.
I've seen some fans use the below quote by Lucas in the Revenge of the Sith director's commentary to frame Darth Sidious/Sheev Palpatine as "evil but with well-meaning intentions".
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"Lord Sidious thinks he's bringing peace to the galaxy because there's so much corruption and confusion and chaos going on. Now he's gonna be able to straighten everything out, but the price the galaxy is gonna have to pay for it is way too much."
And uh... no.
Sidious thinking that him ruling the galaxy will bring about peace as a byproduct and him wanting to bring about peace are two very different things.
He's not doing what he does for altruistic reasons. He's a selfish dick who is saying that technically the galaxy won't be fighting anymore and the corruption in the Senate will be quelled... because of course it will be, they'll all be under his thumb in his totalitarian regime.
So Palpatine is not lying, but he's not being genuine either. And that's his whole schtick.
"The Jedi are holding you back, Anakin." Yes, because Anakin has a tendency of flying off the handle, mainly because you enable him to give in to his darker instincts, Sheev!
"The Jedi are trying to take over!" Temporarily? Yeah. Because you're a dictator who orchestrated a war and cemented division across the galaxy, and everyone behind you is corrupt to the bone, SHEEV!
He's not Thanos or Killmonger, he's not the "if you think about it, he's actually a good guy who took it too far" villain.
This is a modern myth with a binary view of good and evil. He's Iago, Jafar, Freezer. He's not "gray", he's the classic "he's evil because he can be" villain. The Emperor is the Devil. As stated by Lucas himself:
"Palpatine is the Devil. There’s no fall from grace there. He’s the evil one." - Starlog Magazine #337, 2005
And the Sith are not pragmatists or people who try to bring positive change using their passion. They're not "free thinkers" who "follow their own path". They're not "religiously persecuted for pursuing knowledge beyond the dogma of the Jedi".
And this battle between the Jedi and Sith, thousands years prior to the films ⬇️...
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... it didn't happen the way it's shown in the comic panel. That's Sidious showing horrific unreliable visions to Maul - a child - to indoctrinate him into hating the Jedi.
You know who does that? A cult. That's what the Sith are.
Hell, their code was partly based on Mein Kampf.
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The whole "the Jedi 'limit' but the Sith 'embrace' and that's why we're being hunted down" line is just that. A line.
It's what the Sith tell themselves to justify the fact that they fucked with Dark Magic, got corrupted, and are now making it everyone else's problem.
"The Sith are people who are very self-centered and selfish. [They] learned how to manipulate both sides of the Force, and then they fell into the trap of being corrupted by the dark side." - Sci-fi Online, 2005
Which is why the Jedi step in, to stand up to them.
"The Jedi are the enemy of the Sith because the Sith want to dominate the galaxy, to control everything, and for a thousand years they have had a plot against the Jedi." - Sci-fi Online, 2005
The Sith just wanna subdue and control everyone around them, including the Force itself, to fashion the galaxy in their image.
"The end game for the Sith was to bring the world into a very selfish, self-centered, greedy, evil place, as opposed to a compassionate place." - James Cameron's Story of Science Fiction, 2018
So sure, have fun with your The Old Republic OC, go to town.
But when it comes down to it, when we're talking about the intended narrative (I'm looking at you, The Acolyte):
The Sith don't care about peace, they're literal religious extremists.
While some Sith may say they're misunderstood and some may justify themselves as being altruistic... at the end of the day, they're objectively not. They're greedy, power-hungry and self-centered.
They're the anti-theme to Star Wars' theme of "be compassionate".
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nonhumanhottie · 9 months
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Rebels season 2 rewatch
Twilight of the apprentice
god i remember watching this episode for the first time and it broke me
Ahsoka and Rex's convo at the beginning ugh
I can't believe chopper was brave enough to come along
Love the reference to Kylo Ren's lightsaber lmao
Maul's fucking old man act cracks me up so much he's putting on such a good voice
I'm glad Ezra is smart enough not to talk to strangers
this gives me huge Aladdin vibes where Jafar pretends to be that beggar to get into the cave of wonders
Ezra you're too trusting but at least he has that teen boy invincibility
stop this is literally Aladdin
Do they call non-binary inquisitors like third sibling?
The last time Ahsoka saw Maul was during order 66 that must be a brutal reminder
Love that Maul has his shirtless era then his suburban dad polo shirt era
Maul is such a sneaky little bitch
Vader standing on top of his TIE that he clearly put on auto-pilot and climbed on top of is peak chaotic Anakin energy
Vader still wants to be friends with Ahsoka oh my god
Vader, bud, revenge and avenge are two different things
Chopper holding Kanan's hand!!
Hearing Anakin's voice in the Vader suit... ugh (much better than the Obi-Wan Kenobi version lmao)
the end montage and music are easily one of the best and most beautiful scenes in all of star wars
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redwiccanrobin · 3 months
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Ezra helping Darth Maul is very Aladdin helping Jafar. You know what I mean?
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davidkeane17 · 2 years
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queensyaatha · 1 year
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Sebelumnya, ...
Happy New Year for all of you guys...
2023 please be gentle with me.
Sebelum gue share resolusi/wishes gue di tahun 2023, gue mau ngucapin makasih banyak buat temen-temen gue yang selalu ada di tahun 2022 gue. Terima kasih untuk kehadiran kalian, terima kasih karena udah mau berproses bareng sama gue, terima kasih udah mau bantu gue untuk lebih dewasa, ngerasa bahagia dan bisa ketawa disela-sela stress skripsian gue.
Buat Ibni, si anak bucin yang masih nyempetin waktu buat ketemu gue dan mau aja dengerin cerita gue. Buat Qorri, yang gak enakan nolak permintaan temennya. Makasih udah jadi temen cerita yang baik. Buat Yaya, si anak ajaib dengan segala cerita ajaibnya. Gue menantikan cerita-cerita ajaib lu di tahun ini. Buat Aca, si anak aesthetic yang hokinya gede. Ayo kita ketemu lagi di tahun ini. Buat Adli, makasih buat ngebuka otak gue di akhir tahun 2022. Diskusi sama lu ternyata enak juga, wkwkwk.
Masih banyak lagi si,  Anak-anak BLM 2021-2022 (Anis, Egi, Dikri, Daniel, Ara, Maul, Reni, Novi, Alry, Jafar), buat Wanna, Nana, Ica, Ikrom, Febi, Mba Avi, Agung, Dika, Ija, Elih dan yang pasti Bule. 
Semoga kita bisa sering-sering ketemu kedepannya. Semoga kalian sehat-sehat terus, bahagia terus, semangat terus dan semoga di tahun ini kita bisa jadi versi lebih baik dari tahun sebelumnya.
xoxo
-Sat
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sanyu-thewitch05 · 2 years
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𝑃𝑟𝑜𝑙𝑜𝑔𝑢𝑒 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡 1/4
𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙨 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜
Everyone knows how the Great Seven were defeated or died. Jafar turned into a genie and was killed, Maleficent: was stabbed to death, The Queen of Hearts: was humiliated in front of her peers, The Evil Queen fell off a cliff, Scar: was mauled by hyenas, and Ursula, was also stabbed to death, and finally Hades: punched into the River Styx. The princess gets a happily ever after blah, blah, blah, blech. But did anyone really think that people with such magnificent power could die that easily? None of it makes sense! Luckily, the stories don't end when the hero and princess get a happily ever after. Since this is my favorite villain, I'll start with Jafar.
Jafar is an intelligent man. He had a backup plan for everything, including his own death. When he turned into a genie, he became pure magical energy. Since energy can neither be destroyed nor created, Jafar's remains were well and alive inside the Cave of Wonders. Surprisingly, the Cave of Wonders doesn't let the lava run for long. After a couple of minutes, it stops and returns to its normal sandy state. His red dust swished into the partially melted lamp and rebuilt his body from scratch. There, his body stayed for two years until a young lady from the Land of Desert Flowers crashed into the Cave of Wonders.
The girl's name was Rose in the Night, for she is a desert beauty that shines in the desert darkness. The beautiful girl walked into the Cave of Wonders and picked up a dark lamp that gleamed in the moonlight. She rubbed it, and Jafar's reformed body rose out of the magic lamp to greet the desert beauty.
"I can grant you three wishes. Whatever you want, whenever you want. Just say the magic words." Jafar said, giving Rose in the Night a mischievous smirk.
"For my first wish, I wish you had a physical body!" Rose in the Night exclaims, making Jafar's eyes widen.
"Anything you say, my dear, Rose!" Jafar stated, snapping his fingers.
The two spent more time together in the Cave of Wonders, and eventually, they fell in love. Jafar taught the secluded desert flower more about the world and what to see. One day Rose in the Night asked Jafar for a simple wish.
"Jafar, I wish for a child with you!"
Jafar kissed Rose in the Night while snapping his fingers. Pink silk sheets and a velvet bed appeared, and the couple stayed entangled until morning. Nine months later, a beautiful baby girl with Jafar's red eyes was born. A girl named after her mother. A girl named Night Flower.
Next, we'll be moving on to the Queen of Hearts. The Queen of Hearts, real name Amorae Hearts, fled the castle on her 18th birthday for a small town in Wonderland. When Alice first came to Wonderland, Amorae was only 14. Self-conscious, awkward looking, weird, everything The Queen of Hearts felt during her rule. Those insecurities let her royal advisors and court advisors take advantage of her. They encouraged her to make decisions that made her look unstable, unreasonable, and out of her mind. You name it.
When Alice left Wonderland, The Queen of Hearts was officially humiliated by her entire kingdom. So, she became a recluse and stayed in her chambers till her 18th birthday. On the eve of her 18th birthday, Amorae snuck out and left for the Valley of Tarts. She met a wizard who cooked magical delights and worked in his bakery. The two did their magic in the kitchen and served sweets, loaves of bread, cakes, and scones to the citizens of Wonderland. After almost a year of living together, a bun in the oven with red hair was born. The red-haired girl's name is Elizabeth. A girl who is the lost princess of Wonderland.
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The Evil Queen, Regina Grimhilde, fell off a cliff and was rumored to have died. However, Regina only fell 10 feet before rolling down a hill to the middle of the woods. Regina walked to her old castle with bruises, cuts, and no memory of her true identity. Her home was ransacked and full of dust. So, she sought refuge in the woods until a prince, Romulus the Good, found her. He nursed and cared for her, and eventually got a crush on the amnesiac queen. He brought her to the local village, around the lake, and introduced her to his friends.
It wasn't until Romulus took Regina to his friend's dinner party that the others realized her true identity. Their faces of disgust, fear, and anger made her memories flood back in a painful wave. Realizing she might die, Regina fled the table despite Rome's pleads and went to the dressing room. She touched the mirror and went through it, going back to where everything started. The poor queen stayed in the complete darkness of her castle, sticking to her bed, fearing for her life. After five days, a familiar voice had disturbed the queen's wallowing.
"My love! My love! Where are you?" Romulus screamed from outside Regina's window. "It's alright to come out! My friends won't bother you anymore!"
Regina peeked from under the covers and slowly got up to look out the window. She sighed as the sunlight shined on her paling skin and waved hi to Romulus.
"My love, won't you please let me in?" Romulus pleaded, looking at thinning young woman.
"There are stairs around the back. Follow those, and you should be in my room," Regina instructed, going back to her bed.
Within minutes, Romulus appeared in Regina's room, cradling her body.
"Romulus, go back to your life and friends. Let me be here with my old castle," Regina said, grabbing her stuffed black cat doll that she had kept hidden away.
"Regina, I can't go back to my former life. Not without you. We can rebuild this castle together and live here for the rest of our lives," Romulus replied, hugging Regina.
Romulus had left out the part about his former royal friends outcasting him. He didn't care about royalty and fancy parties and dresses despite being a prince himself. He just wanted a simple life and family. His ideal life was more than a dream with Regina. On February 1st, Regina went into labor and bore a baby girl at midnight under the full moon. The two lovers spent their time caring for the child and repairing Regina's castle. The family spent their days happily, not giving a shit if a Prince Charming didn't invite them to another party or dinner.
Maleficent's story is similar to Regina's in two ways. One, they are the respected queen of evil. Two, Remus is Romulus's twin brother, making the evil queen's fate intertwined. Maleficent didn't die due to human ignorance and dragon biology. Phillip's sword couldn't pass through the multiple layers of dragon skin. Maleficent's heart is also near her stomach in dragon form, so it was essentially like her boobs getting a paper cut. She went to her chambers and watched as Aurora and Phillip rode off into the sunset. She put down her hair and ran a bath, brooding over her horrible day.
"I can't believe a measly human beat me!" Maleficent growled, her nails scratching the tub. "I swear I'll have my revenge!"
Blood filled the tub, and eventually, Maleficent cast a spell to heal her wound. She walks back to her bedroom and collapses onto the bed, sleeping till dawn.
"Hello! Hello! Is anybody in there?" A voice screamed from outside, disturbing the dragon fae.
Maleficent stomps down the stairs and throws open the door.
"What is it, you pathetic human?!" Maleficent screamed, her eyes dilating.
"Oh! Sorry, I was looking for a place to stay while I navigate where my brother's new palace is. He has a new fiance, but I think you might know her?" Remus rambled, annoying Maleficent.
"If she's royalty, then, unfortunately, I do know her. Feel free to take the guest bedroom upstairs. But you'll have to cook your own meals," Maleficent answered, letting in his castle.
"Thank you, kind woman! I promise I'll be out of your hair in a couple of days!" Remus exclaims, hugging Maleficent.
Remus's words shook Maleficent's core. No one had ever spoken such words to her. Maybe having the human around isn't that bad after all. A week later, the two had gotten themselves drunk drinking Fairy Nectar. A popular, sweet, alcoholic drink made from fresh yeast and nectar from blooming flowers. The two had a one-night stand, and like a spring flower bulb, a baby was growing inside Maleficent's womb.
"Remus! Come in here! Something's wrong!" Maleficent screamed, looking at her bulging stomach.
"Yes, honey!" Remus yelled, running into the room.
"If I have been eating nothing but healthy foods, why is my stomach starting to bulge?!" Maleficent screamed, pointing at her stomach. "My shirt can barely fit me anymore!"
As soon as Maleficent said that sentence, she bent over in pain as the twin girls kicked her stomach. Remus rushed her to the hospital, and they performed a pregnancy test on her. The results were positive.
"No! No! No! NO! I can't be pregnant! It was only one time! There's no way I can afford a baby!" Maleficent shrieked, clinging to her boyfriend, Remus.
"Two babies. You're having twins," The doctor explained, pointing to the monitor on the screen as she performed an ultrasound.
"OOOH!" Maleficent groaned, making the twins move again.
"I'll take care of the babies! Marry me!" Remus exclaimed, getting down on one knee in the doctor's office. "You can even move into my castle!"
"Well, as long as we have enough money to raise them...sure! I'll marry you," Maleficent answered, slipping on Remus's engagement ring.
The two got married on Beltane and had their twins born on the Winter Solstice, Yule.
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The dark maned lion, Scar, had supposedly been eaten by hyenas. Though his nephew, Simba, was willing to deny the biological reality of Scar, a relatively healthy male lion, being eaten by hyenas. So, the rumor of Scar being dead spread across the Pride Lands, now named Afterglow Savanna, and life continued for most animals. However, Scar was roaming the outer edges of the Pride Lands, taking down gazelles, zebras, and baboons. He met a lioness beast woman who seemed to have an affinity for the craft and animals. The two slept together and had a baby named after her father. The family spent their days hunting prey and, at some point, got curious about the human lifestyle. The witch lioness cast a spell to hide their tails and ears, and the family moved to New York. Everything was good until Scarletta's mother didn't come back home, and when Scar went to look for her, he disappeared too. Little Scarletta was left alone and seeking refuge with her only family in Twisted Wonderland, the Kingscholars.
Ursula's story is an odd one. Rarely do the children of villains and heroes ever get together and have children, but it does happen. Though social stigma in Twisted Wonderland usually keeps the children outcasts and makes them befriend other people like them. Unless they keep their true heritage a secret or pick whether they are a child of royalty or villainy.
When Ursula got stabbed, her body fat protected her wound from being fatal, but unfortunately, she had nowhere to go. Liking her ocean home, she swam to the beach of Punta Rasa in the human world. Ursula did another spell to transform her into a wizard but caught the eye of a sea wizard studying on the beach. Ursula and the sea wizard began to teach each other magic spells, and eventually, they conceived a baby boy named Valentino. The mages moved back to Twisted Wonderland and into a cave in the Coral Sea. Valentino spent his childhood being a victim of bullying due to his octopus arms as Atlantica began to associate octopus-mermaids with his mother, Ursula. Unfortunately, there was no saying he wasn't related to Ursula as he loved her and was proud she was his mother. His favorite moments were when she cooked Dulce de leche. Valentino walked through life being proud of his heritage and met a mermaid with tan-brown skin and long curly black hair at 16 named Maria. The teens met up in secret and explored human foods, not caring that their parents and grandparents were former enemies. A couple of months later, Maria and Valentino had their first baby girl, Merida. The following year, they had another baby girl named Lacene. A year later, they had a baby named Darlene. A year later, another baby named Carla was born, nicknamed Carlita by her family. Then another baby named Caitlyn. Finally, they had twin girls named Merisa and Merliah. Seven sisters, all within seven years. Each is born with their own power passed down through generations of sea witches.
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Like most things in Twisted Wonderland, the stories and sometimes the beings in the world are twisted, hence the fitting name of Twisted Wonderland. But Hades's tale is twisted in a good way. After falling into the River Styx, he ended up in the mortal realm. Specifically, Persephone's home with her mother Demeter and her nymph friends. Persephone pulled Hades out of the river by his robes and attempted to light his extinguished hair. Surprisingly, lighting Hade's hair on fire and feeding him hot food reignited his spark. Once he woke up, Hades's thanked the goddess and began to make his way back to the Underworld. Unfortunately, Hades's powers were significantly drained due to exhaustion. Forced to stay in the mortal realm, Hades let Persephone care for him until his powers returned. They were like this for months until the humans complained about crops not growing and wilting as soon as they bloomed. Soon the gods and goddesses got angry due to the lack of offerings and came to Demeter to demand answers.
"DEMETER!" Zeus roared, lightning striking the dry fields.
"Please don't get angry! You could start a fire!" Demeter yelled back, looking at the nymphs racing to put out the sparks.
"Why haven't the crops been growing? It's the middle of spring, and there's been plenty of rain!" Zeus aggressively asked, thunder bursting through the sky.
More dark clouds began to form around the fields, and soon enough, a fire had started in the cornfields. Poseidon ran out to stop it with the other water nymphs. Meanwhile, Dionysus voiced his discontent with the agricultural predicament.
"I haven't gotten offerings of wine in weeks. I think I'm-I'm becoming sober! I'm the god of wine, for fucks sake! I shouldn't be sober!" Dionysus exclaimed, beginning to panic at the newfound clarity of being sober.
"I say a couple of weeks being sober might help you. And for your information, I don't know why the crops aren't growing. It's like someone cursed the crops to die," Demeter said, looking at the newly sprouted flower that's already beginning to wilt.
"Wait a minute...death...HADES!" Zeus yelled again, making another fire in the fields.
Zeus marched to the Underworld to find his brother Hades.
"Hades! Hades! Open up! I know you're there!" Zeus yelled, pounding on the castle doors.
"He actually isn't there. He hasn't been here in months. Last I heard, he was hanging out with some secret chic in the human world," Hecate said, filing her nails. "You might have luck if you get one of Cerberus pups and track him down."
Zeus grabbed one of Cerberus's puppies and let the puppy sniff Hades's robes. The two-headed dog ran off into the human world and to Demeter's home. He blew past the fields and to a flower-filled room. He burst through the doors and tackled Hades, licking his face.
"Down, boy! Down!" Hades said, petting the dog. "Uh-oh."
"Hades, whatever spell you have cast on the human's fields needs to stop," Zeus said, not noticing Persephone.
"Umm...I would love to help you, but I haven't cast any spells. My powers are now just starting to come back to their former prestige. If the crops are dying, I'm not to blame," Hades stated, putting the Underworld puppy on a pillow.
Persephone runs to the bathroom and throws up some more.
"Hades! Hold me!" Persephone whined, throwing herself onto Hades.
"Sorry, brother, we've been dealing with this for quite a while now. The only thing that seems to satisfy her is fruits, desserts, junk food, and oysters. I hope you find whatever is killing the crops," Hades said, surprising his older brother that he's not scheming.
"Well, ok then. I'll see you later," Zeus said, shock still painting his face.
Zeus floated back into Mount Olympus without saying a word and went back to bed. Hades walked out of Persephone's room and went back to the Underworld to pick a pomegranate as an ingredient for a chocolate cake. Demeter, however, went to her daughter's room and noticed Persephone's ill state.
"Persephone, my dear daughter, what's happened to you? Your skin is so pale, and your stomach has gotten big!" Demeter asked, lifting a disoriented Persephone. "I'm taking you to see Eileithyia!"
Demeter scooped her daughter up, carrying her to Mount Olympus, and flew her to Eileithyia's home.
"Please, help my daughter!" Demeter pleaded, startling the goddess in doctor clothes.
Eileithyia jumped into action and lay Persephone on the couch. She touches Persephone's stomach and sees a baby with a small flame on top of her head.
"Demeter, Persephone is pregnant with Hades's child, looks like a baby girl maybe four months along. How did this happen? I thought Hades was in the River Styx," Eileithyia asked, looking at a furious Demeter.
"Persephone, how did this happen?" Demeter growled, scaring Persephone a bit.
"I rescued Hades from the river flowing through the crop fields months ago. His powers weren't full when I rescued him, so I let Hades stay with me until he was back to normal. One thing led to another, and sparks started to fly. We had sex, and now we're here," Persephone explains, sitting up on the couch. "Can I go home now?"
"Nothing's keeping you here, darling," Eilethyia answered, removing her hands from Persephone's stomach. "Here's some prenatal pills and an info foldable about pregnancy."
Persephone traveled back to her room, ignoring her angry mother, who was furious about Hades's existence in her household. When Persephone arrived, she saw a small chocolate cake with pomegranate seeds on top. Hades reveals himself and hugs Persephone kissing her.
"Ta-dah! I made you a mini cake! I was waiting for you," Hades squeals, giving Persephone a fork.
"Hades, I'm pregnant. That's why I've been sick all this time. I found out a couple of minutes ago when my mom took me to Olympus," Persephone says, seeing Hades's fire hair turn into normal hair.
"Persephone, this is wonderful! I never thought I could create life, only take and destroy it!" Hades exclaims, spinning Persephone around. "I'm going to be a dad! We're going to be parents!"
Demeter hears the noise and rushes to Persephone's room to see Hades holding her. A wave of fury courses through her body but stops at the sight of her daughter happy. Hades and Persephone turn around to face Demeter, and she smiles at them, with tears beginning to form.
"I wish you two the best of luck, and I wish my granddaughter a happy life," Demeter said, giving Hades an approving nod.
Persephone and Hades ate the chocolate dessert together and returned to the Underworld. On March 20th, Persephone gave birth to a baby girl with Hades's hair color and shining blue dimples. On the outside of her nursery, dark blue flowers grew along the walls that weren't a creation of Persephone.
Part 2
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comicgeek2003 · 2 years
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The villain needs a number two; he's the main villain's closest confidant (or something akin to it), frequently acts as his foil, and may be seen working as the front-liner of the evil forces to personally carry out his master's orders as one of his most dangerous and competent subordinates.
Examples:
Darth Vader to Darth Sidius/Emperor Palpatine. Sidius has many dragons trough the franchise like Darth Maul, General Grivous and Grand Morff Tarkin, but Darth Vader is probable the first option that Star Wars fans pick.
Smithers to Mr. Burns. He's probable the only servant that Mr. Burns has, also Smithers is very loyal to him (that depend on writers, trough).
Oddjob to Goldfinger. He's Goldfinger's powerhouse, a huge, musclebound man that loves to fight and is very good at it.
Iago to Jafar. He's makes trouble for our heroes in stealing their posessions, decieving them with fake voices, and acting as a sort of sentry before the final conflict. He even gives Jafar ideas about how to proceed (like suggesting that he try and usurp the throne).
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Scar Evil Queen Him Joker Bill Cyper Mr Burns Plankton Mojo Jojo Jafar Lex Luthor Toffee Mandark Vicki Fire Lord Ozai Lotso Light Yakami Maul Megatron Super Boo Darkseid Orochimaru SkeltoHades PC Principal Sideshow Bob Frieza Aku Ursla Maleficent Gaston Kingpin Carnage Lord Shan Loki Venom Syndrome Green Goblin Joker 2010 Riddler Cobra Commander Mr Freeze Count Dooku Sid Phillips Randall Boggs Captain Hook Dawn Bellwether Shere Khan Shredder 2012 Saddam Hussain Eric Cartman Rob Mother Gothel Prince Hans Creula Da Vile Clayton The Lich Lady Tremaine Dr Claw Skeletor Kang And Kodos Angelica Pickles Ganggreen Gang Princess Morbucks Flying Dutchman Joker Killing Joke Thanos Chernabog Amon Franklin Bean Shredder 1987 Dr Robotnik
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lilkikayart · 3 years
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Here is the little au idea I’ve been toying with hahah I remember mentioning this with someone way back when I still had the blog rebel-wars-in-the-stars, but essentially it was making Space Aladdin a reality lol.  I never put much thought into it though, I just knew I’d make Kanan Jasmin 😂 and Ezra Aladdin.  So through these “concept doodles” (?) I just tried drawing them? Not sure if I’ll fully stick to their Disney designs or stray away later? I plan to do a proper picture some other time, but this was fun! Can I just say though that I’m really proud of my Zeb 😂 I went from sketching real quick break down of  Rajah and tried to fit Zeb’s face into it. Also I’m kinda obsessed with Princess Kanan 💖💖💖💖 I included separate images of the doodles as well if you don’t like my messy page. I really need to rewatch Aladdin though cause I don’t remember much XDDD 
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Welcome! I write headcannons and x reader content for villains across a multitude of franchises, but mostly Disney, Transformers and the Darksiders video game. Detailed list is below!
NOTE this is my fun blog for funsies. I’m only going to write for characters I know about and am interested in. If I don’t know a requested character then the request will be gracefully declined.
Since this is also a self ship blog my F/O's are indicated in the list below. If we share an F/O then fantastic! We can obsess over them together. Any negativity or weird possessive behavior over a fictional character will be blocked/deleted.
I will also not be writing any rape, incest, greivous bodily harm etc.
Masterlists:
The Disney Villain Polycule/the DV'Cule
Wirewolf Horned King
Characters I'll Write For:
DISNEY (Villains):
Hades - Masterlist Here!
Jafar - Masterlist Here!
The Horned King - F/O - Masterlist Here!
Maleficent - Masterlist Here!
Captain Hook - Masterlist Here!
Captain Barbossa - Masterlist Here!
Davy Jones - F/O - Masterlist Here!
Yzma - Masterlist Here!
Madam Mim - Masterlist coming soon
Dr Facilier - Masterlist Here!
NOS4A2 - Masterlist Here!
Headless Horseman - Masterlist coming soon
DISNEY (Heroes):
Lilo - Masterlist Coming Soon
STAR WARS:
Darth Maul - F/O - Masterlist coming soon
Cad Bane - Masterlist coming soon
Hondo Ohnaka - Masterlist coming soon
DREAMWORKS:
Pitch Black - F/O - Masterlist Here!
Lord Shen - Masterlist Here!
HASBRO:
Starscream (Transformers Prime) -F/O - Masterlist Here!
Blitzwing (Transformers Animated) - F/O - Masterlist Here!
The DJD (mtmte) - Masterlist coming soon
STORM HAWKS:
Repton - F/O - Masterlist Coming Soon
Captain Scabulous - Masterlist coming soon
HANNA-BARBERA:
Dick Dastardly - Masterlist Coming Soon
WB:
Imhotep - F/O - Masterlist Here!
Darksiders:
Vulgrim - F/O - Masterlist Here!
The Chancellor - F/O - Masterlist Here!
Draven - F/O - Masterlist Here!
Over the Garden Wall:
The Beast - Masterlist Here!
Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss:
Sir Pentious - F/O - Masterlist Here!
Hades (2018):
Chaos - F/O - Masterlist coming soon
This list isn’t exhaustive, but a pretty darn good look into who I enjoy writing for. Enjoy!
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Ok, I saw some people do this for other fandoms, so why not the Disney Villains? Behold...
The Android AU!
Hello you lucky user! You have decided to order one or more of our very special androids. Select the ones that appeal to you most!
Maleficent ( $4,000)
— She’s perfect for those who prefer quiet but passionate droids. She‘s also independent
- Mostly active at night but will attend daytime activities with you
- When taking outside, keep it only to an hour at most. She doesn’t want to stay outside long.
- Will get ill tempered if you are seen with an Aurora, Philip, or the three fairies droids.
- Comes with other clothing in case of rip or tear to current clothing, staff include. If you would like to add the Diablo pet bot, that will be $300 extra
- This unit is also fire proof. Her horns are very sharp so keep hands away at all times.
- She is ok with other droids in the home as long as they are not the following: Horned King, any hero droids
Hades ( $6,000)
- A sarcastic but hot headed droid. Might flirt with master. Has a long lasting battery.
- Very opinionated, he’s not afraid to tell you what’s going on in his head.
- Don’t be alarmed if unit is caught smoking, it doesn’t effect his hardware.
- Can stay outside for long periods of time. Please be prepared for any freak outs that may occur with this unit. If a Hercules, Meg, or Zeus unit is to be seen, take him somewhere else.
- Unit is fire proof as well as equipped with pyro like weapons. Be warned, this unit can and probably will use this on people or other droids. He comes with a fire extinguisher for this reason. He is NOT water proof, keep away from water - A Pain and Panic bot are available if he wants them. Cost $200 each.
- Is good with living with other droids as long as they are in the villain category.
Jafar ($4,000)
- A bit judging but is good for those who seek gossip and secrets. He will judge guests that attend the household.
- Unit may deny doing acts such as: Theft, pickpocket, or snooping.
- Like the Hades unit, He can go outside for long periods of time, as long as it’s hot. Keep him away from a Aladdin, Jasmine, or Genie unit or else he may attack.
- Comes with his usual attire along with a Sultan suit ( He may wear that more often). A snake staff is included, he will hit people in the head with this. An Iago bot can be purchased with Jafar but this unit doesn’t shut up.
- Is fire and water proof though he still doesn’t like to get wet.
- Gets along with other droids from the villain category.
Ursula ($5,000)
- If you love loud and musical women, you will absolutely adore Ursula! She also gives life advice
- We recommend that you have a large body of water area as the unit loves to swim. Will complain if there isn’t.
- Takes pride in her looks, may act hostile to you or others that may call her crude comments.
- Ursula doesn’t often want to go walking around in public unless she switches to her Vanessa mode. The Vanessa mode looks quite different from Ursula herself, but fret not, it’s still Ursula deep down.
- She may grab things or others with the 8 tentacles she is equipped with. If she grabs you with them, she’s most likely doing it in a friendly manner. If she starts to squeeze hard, simply tickling the tentacle will cause her to let go.
- Jetsam and Floatsam bots are available in pair, only $200 for both. Must be kept in water, cannot function in land.
-Gets along great with villain droids, some hero droids are ok with her as long as she agrees to it.
Captain Hook ($3,000)
- Get ready for an adventure with this unit as he loves to explore. Keep out of swamps, does not do great reptiles such as gators and crocs.
- He‘s a gentleman, often taking your coat or pulling out a chair for you. He also plays piano if there is one available.
- Comes with usual attire, as well as an iron and gold hook. His sword is also available. The Mr. Smee unit is available at $500, this unit will help with any meltdowns with Hook.
- Does not mind walks around town as long as he doesn’t have to interact with the Peter Pan or Tinkerbell unit.
- Like the Ursula unit, he is water proof. Keep him away from open flames, clothing is flammable. - Is good with any droid in the home as long as they are not annoying children
Gaston ($2,000)
- Very egotistical, we recommend that the Master of this unit be male but any female willing to stand his remarks are welcome to order.
- Unlike other units, Gaston will hunt meat for you if you live in a wooded area. Will bring home antlers to decorate, even if you don’t want them.
- He absolutely loves walks around town. If he sees a Belle unit, he will pose and flirt with her. If a Beast unit is present, take him somewhere else, he will not win that fight. If another Gaston unit is present, you will be surprised to see how protective Gaston can be of you.
- Gaston is great for heavy lifting around the house, can move items 4x his weight.
- He is ok with pets as long as they are dogs or horses. Anything other then those two, he might be neglectful of them.
- Gaston should often be the only unit in the house sense there are complaints that he does sometimes pick fights. That’s why a Lefou droid is available at $500, Lefou may feed Gaston‘s ego.
Cruella De Vil ($4,000)
- If you like loud, fashionable, and judge women, Cruella is the droid for you.
- We recommend that the master of this unit live in a big home that’s close to a city.
- Cruella will often be smoking but it doesn’t effect her hardware.
- She will usually be the one to instigate walks around town, she doesn’t care if its morning or night.
- DO NOT, we repeat, DO NOT HAVE PETS IN THE HOME OR AROUND HER IN GENERAL. She try to take their skin to make coats. That means you can not have the Scar or Shere Khan models in their animal mode in your home. You have been warned.
- Be ready to possibly empty your wallet for her as she loves to accessorize.
- She will help you pick out clothing or get ready in the morning.
- Gets along great with any villain droids, has been reported to be cruel to hero droids.
Scar ( Lion: $3,000. Human: $4,000)
- Scar is incredibly sarcastic in both lion and human models. Like Jafar, he will provide gossip.
- If purchased as a lion, Scar cannot be living with pets. The only animals allowed to be living with Scar are Shere Khan in the tiger model or Zira in the lion model. — If purchased as a human, he will be ok with pets in the home, but he isn’t always nice to them.
- Scar is opinionated and will make his voice heard if he does not agree with something.
- If you plan to take walks with Scar in the Lion model, we recommend in parks and not towns or cities as he might attack and maul people or other droids. - The human model is just fine with cities, he just doesn’t want to be out long.
- Do not order our Simba, Nala, or Mufasa units if you order Scar in any model. Other then that, he is seen to be ok with any villain android.
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thebiscuiteternal · 4 years
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Okay, let’s do this more scientifically. Here are some notable “kiddie movie” deaths, specifically using only G-Rated films and only using ones I specifically remember. Also, not all of these are villains.
Disney/Pixar:
Snow White (pre-ratings system): Struck by lightning, fell of a cliff, and was crushed by a boulder.
The Brave Little Toaster: Commits suicide by racing into a car crusher.
A Bug’s Life: Eaten by cute baby birds.
The Hunchback of Notre Dame: Falls into molten iron. Many attempts at genocide against Roma.
Cars II: Tortured to death via jumper cables.
Aladdin: Buried alive.
The Little Mermaid: Impaled, then magically electrocuted/melted.
The Lion King: Trampled to death. Trapped in a grassland fire and eaten by hyenas.
Oliver and Company: Electrocuted by subway railings. Head-on collision with subway train.
The Return of Jafar: Electrocuted/melted/exploded by out of control magic.
Mulan: Blown to bits by fireworks.
The Great Mouse Detective: Eaten by a cat.
Tarzan: Hanged by vines.
The Princess and The Frog: Dragged off to hell by voodoo spirits.
Tangled: Aged into dust while falling from the window of a tower.
Don Bluth:
The Secret of Nimh: Crushed (several characters), stabbed, fell to death in air vent.
All Dogs Go To Heaven: Murder by fake car accident, drowning, being eaten by an alligator.
Anastasia: Melted into a screaming radioactive skeleton that crumbled to dust.
An American Tail: Got eaten by cats (several characters).
The Land Before Time: Killed by T-Rex.
Non-Affiliated:
We’re Back!: Magically eaten by crows.
Rescue at Midnight Castle: Magically blasted into dust
Fern Gully: (just... vaguely gestures at Hexxus)
Happily Ever After: Petrified mid-monster transformation.
The Thief and The Cobbler: Eaten by crocodiles and a vulture. Lots of mass-murder.
The Last Unicorn: Mauled to death by a harpy. Crushed under castle rubble.
Chicken Run: Beheaded and eaten.
The Castle of Cagliostro: Crushed by giant clock hands.
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oldfadcdhq · 3 years
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anonymous asked: mw?
if you want a most wanted from a few or a specific fandom ask, here are just a generalized one. it’s a long list so i put it under read more.. also bolded might be characters i really want.
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lex luthor, barry allen, eobard thawne, oliver queen, wally west, cisco ramon, julian dorn, harrison wells, eddie thawn, joe west, tommy merlyn, john diggle, roy harper, curtis holt, adrian chase, emiko queen, ricardo diaz, william clayton, beth chapel, lois lane, selina kyle, nora west-allen, lucy quinzel, donna troy, dinah lance, courtney whitmore, connor hawke, pat dugan, alex danvers, jennifer pierce, anissa pierce, iris west, mia smoak, rick tyler, starman, mike dugan, henry king jr, cameron mahkent, mon-el, winn schott, jimmy olsen, maxwell lord, kara danvers, j'onn j'onzz, khalil payne, jefferson pierce, aly, freddie, aubrey, lonnie, jane, mal, evie, audrey, doug, gil, harry hook, zevon, jay, gaston jr, gaston the third, jafar, hans, kristoff, prince eric, prince phillip, ron stoppable, mickey mouse, maui, john darling, michael darling, jack skelenton, mulan, elsa, anna, tiana, oogie boogie, prince florian, jack-jack parr, dash parr, the bloody baron, hugo weasley, peter pettigrew, lucius malfoy, horace slughorn, mad eye moody, barty crouch jr, barty crouch senior, george weasley, percy weasley, amycus carrow, albus dumbledore, aberforth dumbledore, credence barebone, antonin dolohov, augustus rookwood, avery, carban yaxley, gregory goylve, vincent crabbe, cormac mclaggen, tina goldstein, hermione granger, dorcas meadowes, mary mcdonald, marlene mckinnon, roxanne weasley, luna lovegood, leta lestrange, queenie goldstein, hulk, wolverine, loki, black panther, clint barton, groot, cable, nick fury, magneto, luke cage, iceman, carol danvers,  valkyrie, wanda maximoff, pepper potts, morgan stark, mary jane watson, kitty pride, jubilee, jessica jones, jean gray, peggy carter, lady sif, gamora professor x, stefan salvatore, klaus mikaelson, enzo, elijah mikaelson, jeremy gilbert, john gilbert, alaric saltzman, tyler lockwood, matt donovan, kol mikaelson, marcel gerard, jackson kenner, vincent griffith,  josie saltzman, lizzie saltzman, alyssa chang, jade, hayley marshall, davina claire, freya mikaelson, esther mikaelson, vicki donovan, caroline forbes, elena gilbert, bonnie bennett, josh rosza, declan, roman, tristan de martel, milton greasley, ryan clarke, jed, kaleb, rafael waithe, grover underwood, luke castellan, tyson,  piper mclean, zoe nightshade,  hazel levensque, reyna ramirez arellano, ethan nakamura, poseidon, hades, zeus, hephaestus, ares, will solace, frank zhang, jason grace, leo valdez, octavian,  renesmee cullen, bella swan, alice cullen, leah, sulpicia, jane, victoria, carlisle cullen, archie cullen, emmett cullen, earnest cullen, royal hale, caius, aro, alec, demetri, felix, afton, garrett, benjamin, mr. gold, peter pan, cora, snow white, regina mills, lucy mills, henry mills, baelfire, robin hood, david nolen, jefferson, august booth, vuctir frankenstein, archie hopper, graham humbert, isabelle lightwood, clary fairchild, jocelyn fairchild, celine herondale, maia roberts jace hernodale, simon lewis, valentine morgenstern, jordan kyle, lucian graymark, raphael santiago, lorenzo rey, meliorn, jonathan morgenstern, bow, sea hawk, yoda, mando, leia organa, padme amidala, finn, poe dameron, ben solo, anakin solo, jacen solo, luke skywalker, rose tico, qi’re obi-wan kenobi, chewbacca, rey’s mother, rey’s father, han solo, darth maul, boba fett, count dooku, qui-gon jinn, jango fett, lando calrissian, sky, bloom, stella, flora, musa, techna, aisha, brandon, timmy, riven, helia, nabu, roy, prince thoren, & nex.  
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davidkeane17 · 2 years
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Cartoon Villains Slideshow Part 1 Aku Toffee Lemongrab Dark Danny Skeletor Shredder Plankton Sideshow Bob Mr Burns The Lich Slade Willson Cell Hades Mojo Jojo Him Darth Maul Skulker Ember McLain PC Principle Scott Tenorman Scar Franklin Bean Charles Muntz Lotso Syndrome Sid Philips Joker TAS Jafar Lex Luthor TAS Mr Freeze Lord Shan Tai Lung Drago Bludvist General Grievous The Father Sephiroth Bun Bun Eris Hector Con Carne Nergal Abraham Kane Fire Lord Ozai Azula Amon Combustion Man Hama Venom TAS Vicki Carnage Green Goblin Loki EMH Trigon Ursula Cruella de Vil Hades Maleficent Gaston Captain Hook Evil Queen Dr. Facilier Shan Yu Claude Frollo Lex Luthor Shere Khan Chernabog Horned King Pete Robot Devil Demongo Vicious Vincent Volaju Team Rocket Evil Morty Eric Cartman Frieza Vegeta Orochimaru Megatron Starscream Unicron Light Yagami Bill Cipher Li'l Gideon Blendib Blandin Lemongrab Ice King Kingpin Tombstone Scorpion Prowler Lady Octopus Princess Morbucks GangGreen Gang Fuzzy Lupkins Sedusa Delightful Children From Down The Lane Cobra Commander Hopper
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justalittletomato · 3 years
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Although, Doesn’t Maul fit the Jafar aesthetic only that he doesn’t want Aster to marry at all. 😆 Could work the eyeliner well though 🤔
Ah poor Maul in that aspect. No Aster is not getting married, that’s not happening. She’s just....growing up faster than he realized and it’s painful.
He wants her to have stayed at 6. Little Aster at 6 twirling about in her princess dresses and asking him to dance with her. He misses that little Aster who swore she was never going to leave. She was scared of leaving....but that was before. Now she’s dressed in another pretty gown but she’s asking his apprentice for a dance.
While Maul is not being replaced he has to grudgingly realize his little girl might have found something, he should be happy...but he’s not becuase this is another step in life and he doesn’t want it.
*he would work that eye liner though 😘 have it down to a T.
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himbohargreeves · 7 years
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Ur like jasmine cause who knows how many men she let her tiger maul
So many
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