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“american christianity so american the christ has rotted away from inside unnoticed” can definitely be a good horror concept
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Glad to see the warner siblings are having quite a fun time, despite somebody being angry! Ruh roh! I wonder what could've went wrong! Maybe perhaps they should try doing what the Beatles did, and try to work it out? He doesn't seem to like the siblings that much
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You can draw something for me if you want! It's so cute🥺💕💕💕
You can try it too!!💗
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i fell asleep listening to davides podcast
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Movie Sophie: I'll save everyone with the power of love, kindness, and friendship!!
Book Sophie: *yells at Howl* *ignores pretty much everything he says* *is insufferably nosy* *throws a bucket of weed killer at him*
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I have a weakness for women with bob haircuts, not gonna lie
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i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.
as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."
NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING
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