#it’s just CERY VERY FUNNY

[theoretical-tactician]

Nel is so easy to turn into the most broken avoid tank. I can get her up to 322 avo which is, like, twice as high as some of the highest enemy hits. I don’t need to make it that high, but it’s so easy to do. It’s fucking hilarious and breaks the game with so little effort.

#theo plays engage #i’ll probably share the build later #it’s just so fucking funny to me #she naturally got to 140 avo for me around chapter 21 #so i obviously had to see how far i could take it #it’s frankly ridiculous #and as a result completely ignores the more balanced hit rates in this game #engage really went ‘we have made it harder to use avoid tanks’ #and then i got my hands on nel and said fuck you #of course the cery few enemies with infinite hit items (surge) can hit her #but those are very few and far between #barely exist really #easy to work around #and she has naturally decent res #so it’s fine

[favouritedave]

just told a guy to kill mussels because he was annoying wonderful day. great advancements in my life rn

#was very quiet told him to kill himself verh loudly so proud of me rn #cery mcub autism momrnt however. i thinn its funny #dop need ti fugure out volume controm but for now. wakt its not even funny to me anymore i now just havs anxiety. shig

[idrellegames]

Ohh I’d love to ask! What were all the companions like as children? (If an age range makes it’s easier) ahhh 9-14?

Aeran. Pre-Spire: Quiet and very hesitant of doing the wrong thing, but had a wide-eyed curiosity about the world around him. Smarter than people gave him credit, but he tried to downplay that. Post-Spire: Loud, mischievous, starting swearing much earlier than expected and Varyn wasn't entirely sure where he picked up all those cuss words (side-eyeing Sero).

Alexia. Shy, reserved, didn't make friends easily. Preferred books to people. Made a little fire sprite out of conjured magic when she was 12 and talked to it like a friend, only to have it snuffed out by a Guild instructor.

Ren. Very protective of Raven and Ves. Willing to get his hands dirty for them and not think too much about it. Best thief in the Narrows, but no one ever caught him or knew who he was. Found it very funny.

Calla. Rambunctious and curious. Always trailing after her sister Cerys. Ravenous for information, eager to test the limits herself rather than be told. The kind of kid likely to put their hand on a hot stove after being told not to just to see what happens for themself.

Melchior. [REDACTED]

Nelani. Eager to test her limits, especially with flight. Liable to adventure off to all the wrong places. Desperately wanted to leave Aos.

Felix. Angry at his parents for splitting up. Angry at Athana (now his step-mother) for inserting herself into a situation she knew nothing about. Angry at how limited his magical skill was and feeling like it was the cause of his parents splitting up (not true). Angry at feeling like he was stupid and talked down to for it. Being 12 and feeling like the whole world is out to get him.

#wayfarer #wayfarer if #wayfarer characters #aeran kellis #alexia antonis #calla tormond #ren varadon #nelani an'zoraia #felix navorre #answered

[ceruleancattail]

CERY HI HOW ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? HEHEHE

All A L L day with this in mind: Chaotic Orange Cat.

You found a graceful and charismatic orange cat. He's also a little distracted and... dumb? You thought it was funny, but after a while, that "silly" behavior doesn't seem like anything more than an act. Could it be that cats act? Could it be that he is so intelligent that he recognizes how funny you find his nonsense? Impossible! Something else, he had a single red spot under his eye and we will call him Cater from now, thats the beautiful name you gave him.

"Cater is very particular and original, typical of an orange cat" say when they see him. "Typical". That word repeats in your mind: typical. typical? typical! Cater is not a common orange cat!. No one can judge you for that, you live with him. After so much time you know him very well, and he knows you too...

Well, he is so photogenic too! That encouraged you to create a Magicam profile.

As time went by, Cater acquired a strange behavior, he bothers you every time you are with the cell phone. What exactly is the cat looking for? This is an infinite doubt, but apparently he loves when you tell him "you look very pretty and unique!. They think so too, so many likes!".

Mage of Misery:

Your cat has been seen harassing a person talking on a cell phone (Cay-Cay was posing for a photo). We request that you come looking for him urgently, Cater scares the employees.

Sincerely, Magicam bosses.

Now that I get that out of my mind I'm free... for now *disappears*.

EXCUSE ME COCO WHAT IS THIS???

WHAT IS THIS????

Orange cat Cater putting on a show… goofing around on purpose to make his owner laugh…maybe that’s where the name “Cater” came from, because he always seems to be “catering” to someone…

Not even Cat Cater can tear himself away from social media please send help- AHAHAAHHA- his owner is his PR manager fr fr

AHAHAHA THE MAGICAM BOSSES BEING SCARED OF CATER…. SAME I TOO DO NOT LIKE THIS CAT 🙄 choosy brat has to spend an hour picking out his collar everyday🙄🙄 (says the person who probably brought him all the collars)

HENSKKE THE E-BOY COLLAR, NOW THAT IS A PERSONAL ATTACK HOW COULD YOU COCO- THANK YOU BUT EJSNSKW

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But how about Cat Sam? Perhaps you’re ever so used to having your Cat drape himself across your lap, nuzzling into your stomach. Move aside? So you can get up? But you’ve been gone the whole day… Sam just wants to have a little alone time with his beloved owner, is that so wrong?

He’ll make the most heartbreaking little whimpers and stare up at you with those great big pleading eyes until you relent, keeping him on your lap, where he belongs. Maybe Sam even places his furry head on your palm, butting softly into your hand until you scratch the back of his ears.

Hey now, head pats are in stock! Wouldn’t you like to participate in this rare occasion? (It happens every day)

But now, ever since Sam miraculously transformed into a half-human, half-cat hybrid…. It still hasn’t registered in his head that he’s no longer the cute, small size of a lap-cat. You now have his head resting on your lap at all instances, those enchanting amethyst eyes blinking up at you slowly.

Nuzzling into you slowly, tenderly. His warmth bleeding into your skin, pulse beating softly against yours.

Well, what’s wrong, lil’ imp? Feel free to run your hands all over his hair like you used too~

#the mage’s hat 🎩 #twisted wonderland #twst #disney twisted wonderland #sam #cat #Meow meow meow

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

I'm off to fringe for a few days soon, do you have any recommendations on who to see this year?

I have no idea of what kind of comedy you like, but I do have a few! Although if you ask me in a week I may have more, as my husband will have had chance to see more and rec them to me; I'll be going up later in the month. But I have seen some in preview and heard great things about others.

Steffan Alun: Free Stand-Up Will Blow Your Mind. 11.45am, Just the Tonic at the Mash House.

Very good show this year, and when I saw it in final preview a woman in front of me very literally cried with laughter at one point, and had to take her glasses off to dry her face. It's about approaching middle age and wondering if you're a role model, and it's his usual style: very anecdotal, lil bit moral and political, very optimistic, and very Welsh. Owing to some Fringe Bollocks he's not in a great time slot, so every audience member is very appreciated this year, because it's a fantastic show that deserves more coverage than it's going to get (why do we even HAVE morning time slots...)

Josh Elton: Mountain Jew. 13.45, Brewdog

Another one I've seen in preview! Josh is a Welsh Jewish comedian and his show this year is about labels, and the benefits and drawbacks of them (eventually examining his own). It's charming and irreverent and makes good points while being hilarious.

Cerys Bradley: Not Overthinking Things 2019. 15.30, the Alcove at Laughing Horse @ Bar 50

A Tumblr darling, if only Tumblr kept up with comedy outside of famous TV comedians. Cerys is NB and autistic and had one of my favourite shows last year - it was about how they joined a women's rugby team and had to navigate being unfit, socially awkward, and trans. It was amazing. According to Steff, this year's show is even better, so it's first on my own list to watch when I get the chance. (Also Cerys is an absolute delight on a personal level. This is rare in a comedian. I mean, so is everyone else on this list, but eh.)

Jake Baker: Alone Together. 17.30, Just the Tonic at the Caves.

Another I saw in preview and Very Enjoyed! Gently political but charmingly whimsical and extremely funny, and I saw a relatively early preview so it'll be even better now. Jake has a really lovely stage presence, kind of sweet and slightly shy, which means you feel at ease but are therefore floored all the more when the bigger hooks come. Really good show.

Priya Hall: Grandmother's Daughter. 16.20, Monkey Barrel 2.

God, I remember when Priya did her fifth ever gig. At the end the MC, pro Welsh comic Matt Rees, got up to see her off the stage, and once she'd sat down he went "So...was that really your fifth gig?" And when she said yes, he said "Because... I don't know if anyone has told you yet, but... it's considered courtesy among comedians if, when you're starting out, you remember to be shit for a while."

We knew she'd be going places, is what I'm saying

Anyway, she's doing her debut! And I believe it's about her quest with her girlfriend to become parents, while talking about the role her Indian grandmother played in her Welsh family. I haven't seen it yet but I intend to.

Sooz Kempner: Y2K Woman. 15.45, Underbelly, Bristo Square

They've all been free or pay what you want so far, but this is the first of two ticketed shows in the Big Four that I'll flag up. £11 a standard ticket, £10 a concession, but with the Big Four keep an eye on the specials board - plus they often do two for one offers on tickets on Mondays and Tuesdays, so see if her show is included in that.

It's about late 90s/early 00s nostalgia, and also the fact that she's starring in a really interesting Doctor Who mixed media spin off project atm that hardcore Doctor Who fans hate and are furious about for reasons of being boring nerds with zero fun.

Alice Fraser: Twist. 20.30, Underbelly, Bristo Square

Honest to God the woman is just. A master. A maestro. A goddess of comedy. She could read the phone book and you'd be in hysterics, plus rolling around on the floor. You could receive news that every single person you'd ever met and liked had all been accidentally jettisoned into space in a freak accident involving a Tesla crashing into a SpaceX rocket, and you'd still laugh yourself sick at her show. She's breathtaking. Go and see her.

#comedy #asks

[thedecoy-if]

How would the ROs react in a fake-out make-out situation?

Azriel would hesitant and be quite unsure of himself. As he’s going in to kiss MC he’d mutter a small complaint like “Is this really necessary?” but wouldn’t want it to stop either….mostly just to see what it’s like. Once it’s over, he’d turn away and pretend it never happened and *try* to be nonchalant about it.

Ceris would be less composed, mostly because they’re inexperienced with…everything. They’d get really fidgety and sort of start panicking, MC would definitely have to take the reins with them. Once it’s over Ceris wouldn’t be able to look MC in the eye without turning red, and avoid MC for a good while just so they don’t embarrass themselves 😭

If MC were to say something like “kiss me” Vale would be be so up for it lol. “Don’t mind if I do” vibes and they’d go all in. Maybe even keep going even after they don’t have to anymore. Then they’d offer to do it again, but without any eyes next time lol

Taleea would be nervous, definitely, and she’d think MC is joking at first. When she realizes MC is not, she’d be oddly serious about the job and consider it like some essential part of the mission. “We can’t get caught, right? Let’s make this the best fucking kiss ever.” Afterward she’d try to compose herself and not bring it up again, or she’d treat it very normally. “It was to survive, right?” Shrug. (If she had a crush on MC, though, she’d blush every time MC looked her way afterwards.)

Namara would be stiff, but nervous on the inside. She’s shrug, trying to be cool, and say something like, “If this is what we must do.” She’d work real hard to make it a great kiss though, and afterward she’d actually straight up ask if it was satisfactory haha. Drenwin would giggle and be excited to do it, kind of like high on the adrenaline of hiding and kissing MC. He’d be very dramatic about it 😭 maybe too over the top. It’d be funny. Afterward he’d mention it any time he gets, wanting MC to stroke his ego and tell him what a good kisser he is.

#alternate asks #interactive fiction #interactive novel #interactive game #taleea farewyn #namara Al-luvin #Drenwin Silva #Azriel Damaris #Vale #Ceris Besille

[septimus-heap]

Okay my idiot sep heap dunmeshi au.

Marcia=marcille. Bc gay ppl. Also I think marcia would also scream and cry if she had to eat monsters in a dungeon. ALSO I think the dark magic thing would be very funny for marcia to do

Cerys=falin. Bc gay ppl

Silas=chilchuck. Except less divorced. Idk he's just a hater. Chilchuck is a hater. It makes sense to me

Marcellus=laios. For reasons. partly bc he's related to cerys in canon but also I think that he could totally be a freak in this specific way

Idk who to put for senshi. As far as I can tell no one in this series can cook so idk. Maybe it's just regular senshi

I also don't know who to put for izutsumi. Maybe she's just herself also

There's nothing else for this I just need to post this so u can all see my vision

#sep talks #septimus heap #anyway!!!!! #yeag

[bitchfitch]

some more Conrí concepting. I've decided he has strong, mostly negative, opinions about the state of 21st century human fasion but also likes stealing Gwyn's tshirts and there's not a lot Gwyn can really do about it. They never fit when they're returned :/

Beyond that I've also decided his kids are not actually his. The eldest is Ceri, Unsure how he got her. She might have just followed him home demanding to become a page and no one could find her actual parents so the man just had to go 'welp. Guess I'm a dad now.' She knows she's adopted ofcourse but he gets very Very huffy if anyone says anything about it which leads to the joke that he doesn't know she's adopted, which he leans into because it is kinda funny and he can take a joke.

What he can also take is charge of his sibling's pair of infants when they passed suddenly. Ceri is old enough to watch them while he's at work and like hell is he losing more family. Their names are Kerensa and Lieber.

The entire time he's stuck in normal land he's just missing his kids and is only holding on bc of the tiniest off chance he might eventually get to go back home too them. A polaroid camera is the first piece of human tech he has any interest in because it Feels the most right to him, and seeing the characters in the movie he's watching with Gwyn take pictures of their loved ones and just Have them with them in this pseudo physical form. Either in folded up whole pictures in a wallet or cut up in a locket just makes him deeply homesick and wish he could have had something like that. The only fear that even comes close to the one that his children might be long dead when he gets home is that they might have had to grow up without him and when he does get home they aren't going to look like he remembers them looking anymore.

Gwyn brings home a polaroid camera and some film cartridges the next day. Gwyn is the first thing Conrí takes a photo of intentionally. it took him a bit to figure out how it worked since he wouldn't read the instructions or let Gwyn help.

#hi people who followed me recently because of stained glass. Unfortunately most of this blog is actually oc rambles. #good luck.

[atrwriting]

so funny story abt the evening prior

it’s like 11:15pm. my boyfriend is asleep next to me and my parents are asleep in their room. the alarm system (the one for doors or windows opening — not fire or carbon monoxide) starts going off and my FERAL 5’3” ASS rips out of bed with no bra, hair in a pineapple ponytail, and grabs a rusty screw driver that i keep by my bed, tries to wake up everyone upstairs, and starts to inspect the downstairs (thankfully no one actually broke in — faulty system)

and i felt ok abt leaving everyone upstairs bc ok my boyfriend is a bit geeky and might not be able to protect both of my parents and himself but MY FATHER IS A VERY LARGE AND CERY SCARY POLISH MAN WHO COULD SCARE SOMEONE WITH A GLARE AND KILL SOMEONE WITH A PAPERCLIP

but then i come up after a MINUTE and every man barely got out of bed?? just kind of woke up?? didn’t check the upstairs?? saw that the small gremlin that is me was going to check on everything?? and said oh ok she’s got it??

like my father’s sleepy ass really said “nah pipsqueak’s got it”

LIKE WHAT DID PIPSQUEAK HAVE, EXACTLY?

A SCREWDRIVER???? AN EGO???? A DEATHWISH??!???!

anyway both me and my mom looked at each other and we were both like “ugh men” while they both slept and then we went back to bed. the end

moral of the story is i found out i am DEFINITELY fight and not flight or freeze

and that i don’t want daemon targaryens around me — i am daemon targaryen

fear me and my screwdriver

[rhetoricalsoapbox]

Little post of things I love about Richie Valence just because

1. His overly sharp and prominent canines

Cerillia makes fun of them sometimes, but she did it really frequently after she found out about his “Dauphine Street Ripper” identity.

Richie is a little conscious of them, but his pathetic ass likes to scare little kids (and so does Ceri honestly) so he puts them to use where he can. He does find it funny when Cerillia teases him about them though.

2. His little car

Richie drives a 1962 Studebaker Lark Daytona (hardtop), and I just find it really cute for him. It's in a pretty red that's the color of his favorite stone; jasper.

There's a part of me that thinks it's so funny for him to be the character that owns one, especially when this is it's advert:

Richie killed people with this little car.

I think it's also extremely funny that Cerillia managed to somehow keep a 6'0 tall Richie in the trunk of one of these flawlessly.

3. His stims

Richie stims by tapping his fingers either on the side of his leg or on the side of a pen(cil). He also has a habit of humming one phrase or rythym from a song over and over again.

4. The Nancy Sinatra Song

'How Does That Grab You, Darling?" is one of Richie's favorite songs, and I absolutely love it for him.

He'll sing it whenever he hears it, but my favorite thing about that is the fact that he never changes up the pronouns or terms.

He will very boldly sing "How does that grab you darling? This girl is leaving you behind." and he doesn't ever consider saying anything other than 'girl.'

In fact, sometimes he'll say that word a little louder than the rest of the words.

5. His music taste in general

Richie is a big fan of girl groups like the Supremes, and he really likes singers like Aretha Franklin and Roberta Flack.

He absolutely loves Lesley Gore - and if he could actually sing well at all - he'd probably give you one of his little dream performances of him singing her songs.

Some of his favorites of her's are: Cry Me A River, Just Let Me Cry, Misty, You Don't Own Me, What Kind Of Fool Am I?, The Old Crowd, and Fools Rush IN (Where Angels Fear To Tread).

#bloodstained suits #Richie bloodstained suits #with a little cerillia #cars of bloodstained suits #god I love this man #don't think too hard about his music taste #kerian and merriweather are the ones that need theirs looked at #put both of their tastes under a microscope #anyways back to richie #i'm still amazed he fit into the trunk of that little car #he is too btw #he should've congratulated cerillia on that #the canines are so funny #richie thinks cerillias teasing is funny because #yknow #i should make another post like this #maybe on him again #maybe on merriweather or aurin #love merriweather #need a big character stims masterpost #ohhh yeah #richie would also love ABBA btw

[honnojis]

NOT FOR LONG!!!!

favorite dynamics in rejuv, put em up!! >:0

(hi ily)

hi ceri LOL

hmmmmm... definitely the reina + huey (and subsequently ren as well) dynamic, especially considering That One Scene in Ch13 that lives in my head rent free

also love the venam + saki + amber dynamic bc it's REALLY funny (but also kinda tragic in a way considering what they were blamed for). these girls are forces of chaos and i love them so much

i also think the dynamic between crawli and rorim b is extremely funny despite there being very little screentime with the both of them in the same room, just because rorim is so wildly different from crawli in demeanor. it's amazing

also adam might with just about anyone really. this guy is dumb as bricks and the line towards risa "hey thanks! your head is weirdly shaped" is just. god

#zumi answers #pokemon rejuvenation #cerise-moon

[acasternaut]

i just want ed to say that u am cery high but i turned off spell check to write you a testpost about my chemical romance and how much i lvoe them because i think itll be funny to look back at later anyways. my chemical romnace makes me feel incredibly safe and loved and they mean very very much to me. i cannot stress how fucking high i am right nkow. i havent smoked a lot of weed but this is the fucjing highest ive wver been in my life. like so bigh i can holy focus on a singular thing at a time) but i needed to tell uou (my future self and tumblr) how mich i think about thiis band and their music means to me ans all of hou gyus.

i looked back and holy shit. rlly am high as shit rn. ok. i think thats all for now :) im gonna go tey and get to the couch so i can watch something with my friends.

#hope u enjoi #still high me here. is this stupid. is this a dumb okst. r u guys gonna think im dumb for this. hm. #will still probably post this because i want to share my love with you guys #what if someone calls my post stupid. id be sad. im higb out of my mind and u make fun of me. #ok im leaving to make another trxt post #my chemical romance #mcr #red talks #hi sober red here this is very funny

[choppedhologramdreamer]

Time for a another Headcanon This time it's for carlos!

Carlos(age: 15 years old) he/him/they/them autistic likes hanging out with friends (Mosty cerys) Like puzzles He loves reading books(Mosty bluey book) he's always reading it to someone (mosty cerys) got rainbow braces because of that he's always showing his smile loves watching bluey a lot by himself or with cerys He is transgender is very funny & always make people laugh he loves rainbow anything (just like cerys) Has read heartstopper twice He love stickers(he put stickers on his face or his arms Cerys help him out) he freaking love drawing (mosty in his journal/sketchbook)

Treats cerys like his sister

He always take his favorite toy with him everywhere and always Sharing it with someone he meets It look like this ⬇

More pics of carlos

(+ Carlos's journal)

I Hope you guys like it! ^_^

#transgender #headcanon #trans pride #pride #lgbt pride

[koroanebony]

Part 8 @luna-xial

Now time for the actual story.

“King Thranduil has arrived!” That's all I hear from my room as I was reading a book about dwarves. You see, Thranduil might not like dwarves but I love them! They’re very mischievous just like me and even if they lack some manners that’s alright it’s nice to let loose sometimes. I put my book down and rushed out of my room, quickly making my way to Thranduil. When I saw him however he had tears in his eyes and I saw his son, Legolas peering out from behind him. “What’s roeg Thranduil? Whui gar- cin brought Legolas?” (What’s wrong Thranduil? Why have you brought Legolas?) he looks down at me so I can look into his eyes, and his mind. When I look into his eyes I see the horrid picture in his mind, his wife, dead. On the ground with orcs around her. I release my hold on his mind and look back into his eyes without magic and I feel myself getting taller. When I’m up to Thranduil's chin I reach up and cup his cheek, attempting to make him feel better. He grasps my hand in his and leans into it. I can feel myself bringing my head closer to his to put my forehead together with his. I see Legolas run off to play with Arwen. She’s my little sister. Sure I may be adopted but I will care for her and love her like my blood-sister. Legolas is a few hundred years older than Arwen but they still get along quite well. I grow faster than elves so while Arwen is 100 and Legolas 300 I’m a few years older than Legolas but I look older. Back to Thranduil. After he had cried, and fallen asleep with his head in my lap I got the attention of a younger elleth and asked her to get my ada. She nodded and ran off giggling as she went. When Elrond came I smiled at him from my seated position and he looked down at me chuckling to himself. I glare up at him and mutter in dragon-tongue, (something he can’t understand) “Valar hiif kopiraak lokluv dii rahgot ativ dii bormah” (Valar help me contain my anger towards my father.) “I’s ú- bein.” (That’s not fair). “Life isn’t fair Ada. Get used to it. Now can you help me?” He just smiles and turns away. Fine. I’ll do it myself. I lift the elf-king off my lap and put him on my back. Once I got him to my room I left him on my bed and let him sleep some more. I put some water by the bed along with a plate of food for him when He wakes up. As I leave the room I shrink myself to my normal 5’8” and am met with my father looking at me with a funny look on his face. “Ceri- cin mel hon? Ceri- cin think ho na- cín mate?” (Do you love him? Do you think he is your mate?) I look at him in shock and shake my head suggesting that I don’t. “ no Ada. I love him as a friend nothing more. I’m sorry. I also don’t think he is my mate.” That’s how I responded when I got over my shock. He looks into my eyes and sees my honesty. He nods and says to me, “ you’ll have to find a courting partner soon.” I nod and go back into my room. The first thing I notice is his sad look and the fact that he is awake. He has drained the cup and is in the process of eating. I reach the bed side and pick up the cup to fill it once again. He stops my hand by placing his hand on top of mine. “Cin don’t mel nin?” (You don’t love me?) “I love you as nothing more than a friend. I apologize.” He just nods and continues to eat. He seems to be getting better but then he remembers something bad and gets sad again. When I leave again it’s to get Legolas for dinner. I find him with at least 12 different braids in his hair and sleeping. A crying Arwen is sitting next to him. I pick her up and hatter up into my arms. I decided to grab Legolas as well so I shifted a now calm Arwen onto one arm and picked up Legolas with the other one. I have enhanced strength, speed, hearing, and smell because of the elf and dragon. They were light anyways so they felt like feathers to me. Once I had taken Arwen into the dinning room I told my Ada to begin without me.

#lord of the rings #the hobbit #kili x oc

[literaphobe]

#text #sorry to op of that other post #i wanted to reblog it but i ultimately did not relate #it’s just CERY VERY FUNNY #JDJJDDJ #destiel #supernatural #onekplus

[thedecoy-if]

speaking of selfies how would the kidnapper squad take them? or how would they react to that new discovery

Vale: perfect selfies that should be in the louvre. they'd take a photo of themself every five seconds. they are conceited so they'd be staring at the photos like "wow I look so good" and use every opportunity to take a photo of themself.

This is so funny but I imagine Vale's selfies to look like Sofia Vergara's basically like this:

The kidnapper squad would be in the back getting their asses handed to them in a fight or something and Vale would be like 😁

Azriel: His selfies would be blurry and unfocused. It'd mostly be pictures of his face up close because he's trying to see the camera better or he'd be confused on the controls. It'd mostly be pictures of his eyebrow or his nostril or something like a boomer who can't Facetime. Azriel is an old man in a 22-year old's body. It's almost ironic how he happens to be the youngest of the cast (it doesn't seem like it, i know lol)

Drenwin: He'd be like Vale in that he'd take pics of himself but it'd be the same pose: just him smiling with his thumbs up. He wouldn't know how to pose. He'd be more of the type to take pictures with people like he's some fan at the Oscars or something (of course he can't do that since they'd get caught but with the kidnapper squad, definitely.)

Namara's would be pictures of her face completely blank. Emotionless. Like mug shots. She wouldn't be doing it on purpose either that just would be her default pose/expression in front of a camera. Drenwin would look at it and be like ???are you incapable of smiling???

(Namara: *nothing to smile about in my life meme*)

Ceris wouldn't take selfies. They'd take photos of nature or flowers and such. If they were forced to take a selfie it'd be them covering their face. Or like half their face. A picture of their forehead or something. They'd think taking photos of yourself would be vain.

Taleea's selfies would be with other people like Drenwin. She'd be a very good selfie taker. She'd know her best angles and the lighting and she'd be super serious about it. She'd be a huge fan of group shots.

Arwen/Arya would be more of a silly photo taker. Every selfie of theirs would be them doing an ugly/silly/exaggerated face. Photos from the angle of their chin or something. Faces definitely not fit for a royal lol! Other photos would be them messing with other people (like putting their fingers in the frame pretending to pinch someones head). They'd have a ball.

??? would be the type to take photos of their boots or gloves or something of that sort. As for selfies they wouldn't be much of a fan, but they'd be surprisingly good at it. They'd be super photogenic but all their pictures would be expressionless like Namara. (They'd secretly like it.) For some reason I feel like they'd be great at Snapchat.

#interactive fiction #interactive novel #interactive fiction wip #alternate asks #kidnapper squad #jokes #mc