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krittikamoon · 2 years

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Moon signs as my friends pt. 2

Earth sign edition

Please do not copy/plagiarise my work, if you do please give credits. Thank you! Happy reading. 🕯

©krittikamoon - my KO-FI (for readings and tips)

Also please these are my experiences with the signs, take things which resonate with you, if something doesn't resonate with you, good for you! Ignore it. Muah.

w: harsh lang!? Idk man. LESSGGOO

Taurus Moon

Themes: Dandelions, soft pink and white, dior lip oil, mochi, deers, aprons, vanilla, chain necklaces, musk, swans, oversized comfy sweaters, wreaths, fancy clips, french manicure, Paris, Vrindavan, traditionals, smell of freshly baked brownies.

Why are you so understanding, you always listen to my aries moon ass cry rant scream fuss, that too so patiently and softly. I remember when you hugged me in the auto because I was on the verge of crying, remember when you made a cup of coffee for me when I was sobbing on the day of my long awaited breakup, you seemed like everything I wanted ever. Your anger is so cute btw. Also how angelic can taurus moons be, your entire aesthetic, vibe, aura is godly. I love everything about y’all but the way y’all interact with nature is so adorable (Is it a fixed sign thing? I adore it) Everything about you is so lovable, your mellow voice, the little ways in which you show affection, your reactions, your smile, everything! The only one thing I can think of when I write for you taurus moons is prabhu krishna, he was a rohini moon. You are the true definition of “kill them with kindness”. Oh and how amazing are your psychic abilities, y’all also give of a light divine feminine vibe. But there’s this one thing I’ve observed, you deal w many insecurities behind the stage. Maybe it’s because you get attached unintentionally to the little things and people and end up getting hurt. I get the fact that you like alone time and prefer being alone but shutting yourself up and becoming a hermit when inconveniences happen is not the solution, your friends and family will understand you (such an earth thing *sigh) Yall can literally pull off wearing a trash bag lol, such fashionistas, bigtime icons!! While I write this I get this weirdly soft feeling in my chest, comforting, just like y’all. Also please make a cup of coffee for yourself too at times you’re so busy caring for others you forget yourself. You feel like home, take care of yourself we all care for you don’t let your thoughts tell you otherwise. Love you cudie 🤎

Virgo moon

Themes: Newspapers, motorola flip phones, chai, casio, nude makeup, bow ties, hair buns, white roses, London, lab coats, stained coasters, books w notes inside, ivory, tarts, typewriters, glass paintings, Louis Vuitton, cute stationery, organised study tables, 5pm subway, bandaids, pocket watches.

Y’all are personifications of freshly brewed mocha lattes and first aid kits, bizarre, let me explain myself. You do realise the fact that at times you worry and bother yourself with solving your friends and families problems more than solving your own?!? Is it a sweet pleasure or you just like being an absolute angel? You deserve your own undivided attention too sweetheart which you often forget. It’s not your responsibility to fix and heal your loved ones, you can help forsure but burdening oneself with such responsibility doesn’t seem right. The thing my aries moon loves the most about you is how you know your boundaries and priorities, and you never settle for anything less, IM IMPRESSED. Such high standards love, you’re so classyyy. Another thing is you’re somewhere or unconsciously very particular about how when and where you spend your time? Ig its an earth thing, right. And the fact that you give so much time from your schedule to your loved ones, that’s your way of showing your love and affection towards them. Also how sharp is your memory? I love how you remember every little thing, and oh god you put in so much efforts in gifting. You scream baawwssee energy btw, and I’m LIVING FOR IT! Y’all remind me of black widow from mcu for some strange reason. Everytime I’m talking to you, I just can’t help but appreciate how mannered you are while conversating (these little things matter so much), like responding every now then with an affirmative yes or hmm, your way of communicating and your choice of words though (that mercurial energy girlll), absolutely FABULOUS. Every virgo moon I’ve befriended is a poet or a writer lmao, my ex was a virgo moon too and he wrote such beautiful poems, HEJWKWKWNENDS. You have so much love for the everyone btw, behind that sarcastic know-it-all energy Ik you’re a MOMMYYYY. Rest is important, rest and take care my lil manager. 🤎

Capricorn Moon

Themes- Tuxedo, stormy nights, leather belts, Gucci, velvet, rain forests, antique architecture, dusty books, isolated sidewalks, ravens, Amazon, Nile river, lotuses, moon behind the clouds, lanterns, braids, tv remotes, sandalwood, cornetto, scarves, skeletons, hand warmers, hand knitted sweaters, chocolate brown, nutella, oil paintings.

“I am a god” by Kanye reminds me of you. You’re so godly but yet so down to earth, you remind me of prabhu vishnu (hence the mention of sandalwood). With that comes intense complexity too (hence the mention of rainforests). But I’m not calling you difficult, nope. When i make a hot cup of coffee for you randomly in the evening, you’re happy with it, you’re grateful, hence not difficult. You have many facets, intricate. Everything is your bitch, you’re the boss, but I don’t want to talk about the absolute alpha shit you do all the time. I want to talk about how you face yourself, eerie, yet yes. Listening to sad songs on a winter night with me gives you peace? Grieving gives you peace? Maybe that’s your guilty pleasure but sweetheart why do you forget you’re loved, you forget your worth (and I don’t mean in dollars ffs), why do you sabotage yourself so much? Why do you think you need to be more than what you are now? NO, you’re the most strongest most independent most successful person i know. Too many questions, but ykw I understand, ik it’s not your fault, you weren’t appreciated much when you were a kid. Your parents and friends never really adored you for who you actually are and it saddens me, but you need to realise there are millions of people on this planet who will love you for who you truly are and not for your achievements, I do, always have. So there’s this need to do something to be appreciated? You appreciate the small things, something as small as a hug? That encourages me to do more for you, there’s good in the world. You always wear that one necklace whenever you meet me that i gave you 5 years ago, it tears me up. Please don’t loose hope, hope for yourself being loved, for genuinely being happy. You deserve it, stop being so stern. You are a blessing, your existence is a blessing, every breathe you take is a blessings for this planet, I love you. Do you want a cup of coffee? Or a hug would do for now? How about I write you a letter, sounds good. 🤎

Thank you sm for reading, I hope you have an amazing day ahead, sending love and hugs your way sweethearts!

#astrology #its been forever #IM SORRY #HI WASSUP #astrological signs #birth chart #astrology notes #moon signs #capricorn moon #taurus moon #virgo moon #earth signs #earth moon #vedic astrology

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nalyra-dreaming · 1 year

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hey! I just read your post about Louis and covens/family/court and I'd love your thoughts on how Louis is at court. Do you think he's social with the fledglings or only really hangs out with his loved ones? I love the snippets we get like Barbara trying to get him to wear non dusty clothes and failing, and noticed Lestat rarely names the fledglings if they're not relevant to him directly. Would love to know what outsiders think of them, everyone is so hyped for Louis to come to court and he then turns up and mostly wears the same sweater everyday while accumulating dust and gets named consort, but how do you think he is as a consort and how do you think outsides view him?

Hey!

So I sat on this a moment (as you probably noticed^^), because it made me think :))

First off - Louis at the court... is not the Louis now.

Louis at the court is Louis at the end of his acceptance road, after the big ups and downs. After suicide attempt and power up, and coming to terms with that and himself and his relationships to the others, and especially with and to Lestat.

And I think the books reflect that, too. (And so my HCs and thoughts have to, as well^^)

___

I think Louis at the court... is the calm presence. The one everything actually revolves around. You might think that would be Lestat, but it is not, because Lestat revolves around Louis. Louis is the one there, where everything connects.

He is the one who keeps everyone grounded. He is the one holding Lestat's hand when things get tough. He is the one holding the conversations, and drawing everyone in. He is also secure in his position there, then. He is the one who commands Lestat. He goes out to hunt with Lestat, or to stroll through Paris.

I think those "outsiders" (aka other vampires there) often wonder a bit, but then the Louis at the court is not a fleeting presence, not anymore. He might wear his old knitwear, but that doesn't mean he can be overlooked. He and Gabrielle are the council Lestat keeps (not Marius, btw, who has been tasked with the written rules, lol).

Louis is the one a lot of the others turn to, I think, if they need something to discuss first, before it is put before Lestat. And I think by the time these things are put before Lestat it is already decided. He and Lestat are on very intimate terms by then, I think they would be sharing blood regularly, to know what the other cannot say, finally, and as such the presence of the other would be palpable to any vampire within the castle.

Louis would also be untouchable, in a very real way. Especially after Roshmandes did. A legend in his own right, through fate, circumstance, and intent.

I think the Louis at the court would only do what he wants to do there. Given his stance on the dungeon on their food in the books I could also see him take one of those feeding rooms with Lestat, sometimes. Maybe even with a Fareed-hormone-infusion^^.

He would dote on Rose and Victor, probably wonder at this "version" of Lestat, regularly, and then end up digging into Lestat's soul through the blood for that version, since it's likely buried deep. I could see them travel the world together, or meet up regularly with others. Louis would be the one negotiating, if it seemed important to him... and totally ignoring any kind of problem if it seemed irrelevant to him. He would be the one to drag details out of Lestat to refurbish some rooms. And he would be the one to sit Armand and Lestat down regularly :)) - because he understands now. And he has accepted.

I think he would also go back to NOLA with Lestat regularly... and he'd happily wear what Lestat and Armand would buy for him (eventually), though never when they wanted him to.

I think he'd be... he will be... happy.

#Anonymous #asks #iwtv louis #louis de pointe du lac #beautiful one #the vampire chronicles #vc #vampire chronicles #amc iwtv #iwtv #head canon #louis court HC #ask nalyra

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berlinini · 1 year

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my fav parts and random thoughts in no particular order after watching AOTV below the cut!

FULL OF SPOILERS (not joking!!)

This is the good stuff, since I can't help being a hater I have Thoughts™️ but I'm going to think about how to correctly articulate them, later on. I don't want to bring the mood down right now. Just want to recap all the amazing parts that stayed with me!

First of all, the most important moment of the 82 minutes: Oli whispering to the camera that Scala was better than any one direction gig. The only thing that matters. Pick someone supportive <3 Oli is the secondary character that you wish will get a spin-off. He’s so funny and articulated. I was already a fan of his but now I want to marry him.

Backstage footage of before and after portland n2!!! It was crazy! So glad we got to see that!

“Minimum stress, maximum bless” - Matt in the lagoon, pretending to smoke a joint…. He is adorable.

LTWT Dallas you will always be special LTWT Santiago you will always be famous Bigger Than Me and Milano San Siro you will always be iconic That's it that's the tweet

Fearless during the latam leg!!! YAAAAS

Unseen footage of the Black Sabbath t-shirt!! Really his favourite shirt!

No mention of AFHF 2021 or 2022, which I found weird.

The London livestream excerpt being Copy 💕💕💕

Louis being a dad is as hot as Louis being a daddy. I don't want to have children, but with him raising my kid I would change my mind in one second.

The mentions of the “dark times” that lasted 2 years post hiatus/ personal tragedies are mentioned by third parties, not Louis. No details are mentioned. So, we have to keep guessing, though he 'said' pretty much everything with Saved By A Stranger :(

No hot Luke :(

Saturdays was written in Mexico in 2021?! At least that’s the song they put over the footage. And that’s what he was recording at Wendy Studio when we got pics of him in summer 2021. I think that song means a lot to him? Given how it made the setlist of the FITF LIC?

Yacht footage... SO HOT It was paella they were eating so that’s what Louis was saying in the IGTV - remember the debate around it? I'm saying this just to claim that I was right.

I fucking lost it at the scene on the band where they talk about being a close band and Louis not being a snob #foundfamilytrope #bandofidiotsthatilove #bigbuttbiggerheart

Louis jumping from the boat with his little yellow shorts gave me 10 lifes

There’s a sequence at the end with All this time playing and it made me lose it.... that fucking song.

The film ends on a very positive note, the last words but also some post credits footage. Faith in the future 💕

Credit song is Bigger Than Me…. Yeah you’re crying

Liam Payne what were you doing half naked in a hotel room with Louis in Madrid?!?!?!?!

Why was Louis half naked before the last 1D performance. Actually from the footage he could have been stark naked… we don’t even see a boxer band. All the boys are dressed for the stage and he’s just having a pep talk naked. Not that I’m complaining…..

Incredible sweater he wears with Freddie on the beach. Vintage fashion queen. Again, Dad!Louis is rocking my socks off. His haircut and beard was just... He's hot. That's all. He's fucking hot.

So much footage of Louis dancing!!!! I could fix him but whatever he’s got going on is way funnier.txt

Btw I was right, sometimes Oli looks like Alex Turner, it��s true. The big expressive eyes and the nose I guess. IDK now I just really want to sit on his face. Anyways. Did I say he was the true star of the film? They're married btw.

Needless to say, it’s fascinating to hear Louis talk and see him too. I loved the footage from the stage - since it’s filmed from behind, we get a whole new perspective from what we saw in the livestreams. He looks so good on stage! He's in his element! He's magnetic!!! I love him.

It's great to see his bandmates featured so much, and to see how the big venues were also important to them, and how they bonded and how Louis is a special person. Also loved his family and his friends being featured. Some parts about his mom were very emotional and I appreciate that they showed a moment in which it's his granddad that cries - as we know it's not often that we see men crying. And I could see so much of Louis in his grandpa, especially the sense of humour. Matt V and Chris can fuck off tho <3

That's it for now! Just thinking about it made me emotional again! I wish I wasn't this emotionally invested in some random British man's wellbeing but what can I do!

As the saying goes, but I love him your honor!

#louis tomlinson #all of those voices #aotv

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changedotmp3 · 1 year

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first listen through thoughts! mostly just incoherent screaming lmao. i know it's out everywhere by now but it's under the cut just incase

the greatest fucks so much. hadn't listened for a while since the leak and tbh i'm glad

written all over your face that intro? sexy i love her. HEY BABE. omg. GOOD LORD. OH MY GOD DUDE. THIS IS SO. i'm sorry i just can't words rn but. this is my honey granola playlist (i know yall don't know what that means but like !!) the part before can we pls get back to loving can we pls get back to us. i am deceased.

lucky again the production wowww it's astronomically better

face the music obsessed. the pre chorus!! let's buy some time !! the whole first verse god. i'm. HHHH

chicago zouis song bc we can. the vibes are >> sorry you' mum don't like me 1d flashbacks. so normal about that jumper line btw

all this time omg the start man's jumping in my headphone. his voice here hhgh it's so soft. i lose my home -> i lose your home. girl im feeling some kind way about this.

headline excited for this one alr bc of the title. pride beauty kindness sir :eyes: that's the reason you're not mine…hmmmm

saturdays uh. zouis song fr tho?? idk i'm just being sad as fuck about this bc. this is me and a friend of mine.

she is beauty we are world class THE INTRO. we are in a club we are DANCING. something something square sunglasses asfsff FABRICATED FAIRYTALES. WTF. verse 2 i want to marry you. god i was initially so against this j based on the title and it goes to show this song slaps. i want to live in the bridge.

common people oh no. louis why do you keep making me sad. the themes. the themes of leaving home and coming back, of childhood friends and so much changing and still being the same. sir i Cannot do this rn

angels fly nothing rlly matters so tru louis. shit this album is just so soft. it's a sweater and a hug and a blanket. there's no other word for what his voice is doing other than…soaring. sorry.

holding on to heartache oh i adore this song. honestly this goes for all the songs but sonically, this album is SO in tune with what i mostly listen to and also the production is SO good.

that's the way love goes i'm sorry it's giving 1d. but also this is very sweet. love a good narrative song. omg miss you reference? OH GOODNESS the harmonies. i'm. oh wow. not going to ask you, but we'll make sure you're okay - this is rlly friendship encapsulated huh?

paradise oh god i did not expect to be hit so hard by this. paradise and matilda are sisters.

#mine #lt2

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subhlibrary · 2 years

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sub h fics read in october ♡

can I get you out of your panties by daddylouist (4k)

Louis 'doesn't feel well', so Harry offers to take care of him. They end up playing truth or dare. It ends up going a bit wrong (which maybe ends up being all right in the end)

It's a Beautiful Sound, It's a Beautiful Noise by orphan_account (7k)

He feels Louis’ fangs piercing the pale skin of his neck without warning, pain shooting down the upper half of his body. He feels a sucking sensation at the spot, like a drink being sucked from a straw. He feels the vampire’s lips suckling the surrounding area, drawing out every last drop of blood like Harry is the sweetest thing he’s ever tasted.

or, harry loses his halo, and he really needs to get it back

want a boy with a smooth liquidization, want a boy with a good dividend by harryslovechild (22k)

Harry likes wearing lipgloss and skirts but his best mate who wants to always kiss him has no idea. Louis catches him one night in the bathroom, asks him to wear one and Harry puts on a mini skirt for him. Things escalate dramatically. just 22k worth of porn lmao

let me put on a show for you daddy by sky_reid (8k)

harry is an art (per)form(ance).

Shape of You by zedi (7k)

Fic or One shot idea where Harry dances in front of his flat windows and he doesn’t notice Louis in the flat across the alley from his.

I Wanna Thrill You Tonight by orphan_account (10k)

"What does that have to do with my being a virgin?"

"Virgin blood is the sweetest of all."

Or the one where Louis is a vampire, and things don't go as expected.

faith, trust and pixie dust (and a little bit of something else too) by orphan_account (27k)

the one in which Louis is a punk Peter Pan and Harry is an insecure flower child. this is the cutest fic ever btw please read it

Kiss me by carebearlarrie (3k)

Where Harry does a TikTok challenge and kisses his crush (Louis) ft. sweater paw Harry. no smut but super cute

I Knew Right From the Beginning That You Would End Up Winning by aalexandravictoriaa

"I remember the first day I met you," Louis says, using his thumbs to make Harry open up to him even more. "I remember wanting to take you right there on the fucking street. I wanted to bend you over and bury myself in you over and over again. I couldn't then, but I'm going to now, baby. First with my tongue, then with my cock."

Harry is Louis' favorite camboy and Louis becomes his Daddy.

blue jean baby, LA lady (1k) and the sequel have you ever felt so goddamn strong? (2k) by harrapunzel

doesnt really have a summary but basically harry decides to keep one of gemmas dresses and louis fucks him in it

Is It Okay? by larry_hiatus (4k)

Louis’ breath hitched when Harry added his second hand, and even more of his pretty little polished nails came into view. He moaned low in his throat, reaching forward to stroke his finger down the length of Harry’s thumb. How could someone’s hands be so gorgeous and cute, especially doing something so scandalous?

Run and I'll Give Chase by orphan_account (24k)

Harry is a fledgling vampire without a maker. Louis is graciously offering to fill that role.

it's just kind of a thing by pleasuringlouis (2k)

"Look at you. All spread out and ready for me, yeah? Knew you were a bit of a cockslut. Could hear it almost every night when you'd beg him to fuck you. To give it to you hard and raw, 'member that, H? Even fucked on the couch once when I was in the kitchen making tea." He hissed, hips rubbing forwards against his arse to drag his own cock up against his entrance.

(or the one where Harry's sex tape gets released and everyone thinks that it's Louis. Louis may or may not become obsessed with said video.)

deep in my bones by lostinsanity (2k)

“You have to promise me you’re going to be quiet, okay? Can’t let anyone know what I’m doing to you.”

In which Harry can't stop making noise and they're way too close to fans to take that chance... but they do anyway.

take my medicine (treat you like a gentleman) by kwitegay (1k)

"Yes, god yes, just..." He bites his lip, looking him dead in the eyes, "Use me. Use me as a fucking toy, Louis. Nothing will give me more pleasure."

- in which cock and being used are harry's medicine, and louis happy to give it to him.

carried away by candypinklouis (1k)

Harry’s had this ache in his chest for about a week.

He doesn’t know what it is, some sort of longing that makes him feel empty and lost deep in his ribs. He thinks maybe it has to do with the thing with Louis. The thing that was yet to be truly identified. But he isn’t sure if that’s what it was. And even if he knew for sure, he wouldn’t know how to ask for it.

Wanting Louis to be rough with him. Wanting to feel powerless and embarrassed and loved all at once.

Need it all the time by horseriderharry (1k)

"Got such a pretty arse, so perfect." He coos, pressing a blunt finger onto Harry's hole, watching the way Harry arches up to chase it.

"Greedy." Louis hisses out, landing a loud smack onto Harry's arse.

#bottom harry

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unshrinkingviolets · 2 years

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Keep in mind that these are all mid 20th-century warships belonging to the principal navies of the Allied and Axis powers

This is what happens in the anime Azur Lane: Slow Ahead!

Ep1

USS Laffey might be an alcoholic

Kriegsmarine destroyer Z-23 sunk with pillow

Ep2

USS Baltimore has to play basketball and volleyball simultaneously while wearing an underwire bra because of reasons

Prinz Eugen in a slutty Iron Cross apron teaching HMS Javelin to make chocolates

Prinz Eugen licks chocolate off USS Laffey's face

Ep3

IJN Akashi invents cats

Ep4

HMS Rodney (oppai)

Z-23 captured by USS Minneapolis in leg snare

USS Laffey same VA as Kanna Kamui?

Aloe vera bukkake

Ep5

Admiral Graf Spee is shy, wears oversized sweater

Dunkerque - gourmand, gay, wants the Commander (who never appears in the show btw but everybody wants to fuck her)

Ep6

Bismarck (oppai) has it bad for Tirpitz

The Kriegsmarine: Blondes with Big Tits

HMS Javelin, Gay Disaster, can't dance

HMS Formidable eats spicy cupcake

Battleship tonnage/displacement denoted by cup size apparently (not going to do the necessary research to confirm this)

Ep7

IJN Taihō wants the Commander to fuck her so bad it makes her look stupid

IJN Mikasa does not know what online shopping is and is generally Boomer Memes

Ep8

USS North Carolina - secret bunny suit enjoyer (she makes her sister USS Washington wear one also? North Carolina class incest bait apparently)

USS St Louis and USS Honolulu have some kind of D/s thing going on

Just sister ships squishing their boobs together

Ep9

HMS Belfast tea ceremony

Another, smaller, HMS Belfast

Master/servant dynamics involving children or whatever

Ep10

There's like, birds doing maintenance work, just lil canary-looking things in hard hats

Aircraft carrier fan service

Ep11

IJN Mutsu wrecks a powerboat

IJN Nagato afraid of roller coasters

Ep12

USS Laffey has both amnesia and chronic sleepy bitch disorder

Kriegsmarine destroyer Z-23 used as body pillow

Turns out you if you sleepwalk you can just shove your face in people's cleavage and it's fine

THE END

Also there’s an OVA but I have no interest in watching it. This anime is 10s across the board on the Weeb Ass Shit scale.

#azur lane #azur lane slow ahead #this is stupid but it got me through the evening so it has served its purpose #hms formidable s tier waifu

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awesomefringey · 2 years

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Oliver implied she was in the bday dinner, they were 'papped' togetger and yet I am not annoyed. I think this is because of the endorphins Louis gave me for two straight days.

YES YES YES!!!! I just loved Louis' outfit so much last night! And he looked sooo happy. And it was just the second show??? He will gain even more confidence over time and I can't wait to see him live in two months.

I will be needing an oxygen tank once he stops pulling down his sweater and gatekeeping that cute belly from us.

And since he loves to point at older fans calling them dads and moms, I'm getting ready for my moment! *snort* I'm not a mom but I swear to God that night I will be whatever you need me to be, Louis!

(Btw Olivia - oh I only now saw you wrote Oliver?! Im SCREAMING!!! bahaha - well she got a whole People Mag article for her jumpsuit ad, so there's that. It's business as usual and she has a lot of time on her hands.)

#harry in london #lt tour #holivia #pick me girl behavior #ask

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before-the-black-pearl · 3 years

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I made those modern Jack and Fitzy headcanons over a year and a half ago. I started writing a modern!AU fic since then so I developed the headcanons more and I wanted to share some of them. Keep in mind this may be a little different than what I present in the actual fic. I’m making some shit up on the spot.

So picture this: The young Jack Sparrow books taking place today and all the characters are in high school in Tampa, Florida, and the school is called...

Barnacle High School

Jack the “I was at the door when the bell rang” Sparrow:

He’s one of The Boyz🥶🥵😎 But like the stupid kind who thinks they’re better than everyone else.

He’s a troublemaker and creates a lot of mischief around campus.

Mischief includes but not limited to: pulling the fire alarm multiple times, drilling holes between the boys and girls gym locker rooms, defaced a bunch of textbooks with The Boyz drawing dicks on every single page, one time he snuck into the office and played pr0n on the schoolwide intercom speaker, a time he gave everyone “shits and giggles” (laxative and weed) brownies at a school dance and caused everyone to shit and puke all over the gym floor and it made the news,..... How tf isn’t he expelled?

Unsurprisingly he gets in fights. The fights are half of the time started by other students, but gets in trouble anyway.

Constantly interrupts the teachers to the point where they write him up or kick him out.

Sometimes fucks with the quiet kids like “Hey, mate, do you know what we’re doing?” “Can you like teach it to me?” “You can do it for me, right?” “Why don’t you ever talk, mate?”

He’s actually pretty smart but the teachers don’t like him and home sucks so he gave up.

Probably has ADHD.

Wears layers, like leather, denim, flannels, t-shirts, hoodies, jeans of various “tightness”, studded belts, many pairs of combat boots or knockoff timbs. Half his shit is from Goodwill.

Undercuts for dayyyzzzz. Think Coming Storm cut but the bottom is shaved off.

Still wears his nasty ass bandana even though the teachers always tells him he can’t wear it in class.

His makeup literally always slaps.

He likes to collect random things and sometimes puts them on his clothes or his backpack or in his locker.

Obsessed with dead things (furs, pelts, bones, stuffed animals, etc)

Has a fascination with the sea and likes the nautical aesthetic.

Bonus: Yeah he totally vapes.

Arabella the “Shut up and let me work” Smith:

She’s the “good kid” and sometimes the “quiet kid.” Jack definitely fucks with her in class sometimes until she pops off and they both get written up.

She’s an honors student and exceeds well in her classes.

She’d rather blend in with the crowd and not many students really notice her. She keeps herself contained in a small group of friends.

If she’s not with her friends, she’s probably in the library.

She’s really into Art and History.

Kind of a conspiracy nut and likes reading into urban legends and stuff.

Infodumps about her interests to Jack and he gets hella annoyed.

Jack sometimes follows her around and she gets hella annoyed but she gets sad when he’s not around.

Mediates between Jack and Fitz.

Jack and Fitzy fight over her. Jean has shown a little interest in her too.

She ate the “giggles” from Jack’s brownies. She got so fucked up she had a panic attack and left the dance really early before all the chaos began in the gym.

Kinda looks like she hasn’t really left 2015...like basic white girl with knit sweaters and cardigans, t-shirts and tanks, leggings, boots or sandals, etc. Sometimes also wears hoodies and jeans.

Headbands and beanies and cottagecore-like bandanas.

Yeah her makeup slaps too.

She works for her father after school at the Tortuga Tavern, formerly named Faithful Bride before it was forced to change to something more “PC.”

Fitzwilliam the “My uncle is the principal” Dalton (the third):

Basic snobby rich kid.

President of every “snobby kid club”; the Chess Club, the Key Club, the Student Council, and Yearbook.

Also an athlete and is in the school’s track team and soccer team.

Is in a clique with his equally snobby friends.

Yeah but he’s like hella proper.

He’s well educated and knows several different languages.

Hella ignorant about certain shit tho.

Big fuckin FLEXER with his expensive name-brand clothing and tech.

Lies about being friends with celebrities and online influencers and shit.

Ate one of the “shits” brownies....Just leaving that to the imagination until I make a one-shot.

Drippin’ Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Michael Kors, Coach, etc... Literally like full fucking tracksuits, knit sweater over button-up combo, fancy coats, name-brand t-shirts, jeans over hundreds to thousands of $$$, shoes costing almost as much as rent.

The pocketwatch from the books is a fancy golden $30,000 Rolex wristwatch.

Jack keeps taking his watch.

Wears his hair up in a manbun like it’s still 2015 and Jack keeps teasing him about it.

Yeah got like a brand new iPhone and and iPad and a really expensive laptop and an iWatch even though I already got a regular watch on my other wrist.

Jean the “I swear to god she’s like my sister” Magliore:

Y’all know it, he’s in the Anime Club.

Jean and Tumen are best friends, and in my story, foster brothers.

Likes video games and always has his Nintendo Switch with him.

Internet memelord and low key has “band kid” energy.

Always be sending Tumen or the “Barnacle Crew” group chat memes.

Being from New Orleans is a personality trait and is very enthused with his Creole roots and loves creole dishes.

He runs a foodie Instagram account with a large following. Self proclaimed foodfluencer.

Sometimes sells candy and chips at school. Gets in trouble for it.

Yeah he ate multiple brownies at the dance....

Jean has a cat Constance, named after his deceased sister, he brings to school hidden in his backpack.

Constance will literally eat just about everything, mimics human noises, and her expressions are very human-like according to Jean. Her traits are so much like his sister, Jean believes she is his sister born as a cat in a new life.

He made Constance her own Instagram account.

Jack HATES Constance. Constance LOVES Jack.

Hoodies, jeans, headphones, beanies.

His hair is the same but a bit shorter.

“Suspiciously quiet kid” Tumen:

The quiet kid sitting in the back of the class and drawing while listening to music.

He is also in the Anime Club with Jean.

Since Jean is into video games, Tumen is a weeb.

Jean is the only person he really hangs out with at school.

Tumen doesn’t have a phone in my fanfic but for the purpose of this headcanon and the group chat, he does have one.

He’s more of a “lurker” in the GC.

Jean’s #1 meme reactor.

He watches anime crack videos.

Tumen is the most “immature” than the others since he’s the youngest.

The only one who didn’t eat the brownies. Got interviewed on the news.

He takes pride in his Mayan heritage.

Has a random interest in geography and wants a career as a cartographer.

Anime t-shirts and hoodies galore.

Always has his hood up in class.

Teachers always telling him to put his hood down.

Tim “the newbie” Hawk:

He eventually transfers to Barnacle High.

I don’t have a full headcanon written for him yet.

Principal Lawrence Norrington:

Principal of Barnacle High.

Fitzwilliam’s uncle.

HATES Jack Sparrow.... Again how tf is Jack not expelled?

Brings his kid James to work sometimes even though the kid should be at school himself.

Jack sitting in the principal’s office in trouble again and James keeps bugging him. “Do you play Fortnite?” “No. Beat it, kid.”

Tia Dalma:

The school nurse.

Jack is buddies with her and he goes to her and pretends to be sick when he wants to ditch class.

Has crab parts in jars in the cabinets. No one questions it.

Joshamee Gibbs:

The janitor.

He’s in the Navy but he’s on off-duty employment.

Jack is buddies with him too.

He writes Jack fake doctors notes or signs permission slips or covers for Jack when he’s ditching, in exchange for booze Jack has at home.

He had to clean up the gym after the brownies incident ☹️

I don’t know how to write Davy Jones into this.

For the sake of this headcanon, it would be funny if Torrents was like a science teacher or something. Or if Madame Minuet was like an economics or math teacher. Or if Silverback is an English teacher. Or if Left-Foot Louis is a PE teacher and he’s all running in circles because he’s got two left feet lol.

Btw all these teachers HATE Jack 😂

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Your Louis/Armand headcanons my goddd you get them so well 🤌🏼 despite the fact that they built Trinity Gate together and lived there for over a decade I’ve always seen them as more of an Upstate couple yk, the poster boys of cottage core/sad girl autumn, all cozy sweaters and giant scarfs and piles of books and fireplace cuddles. To their Upstste neighbors they’re this impossibly beautiful gay couple with a slight age difference (not the kind of age difference that would really get people talking though). The auburn haired one is a little standoffish at times and the brunette one has to pull him by the arm so they can say hi to the neighbors during their nightly walks. Louis insists they leave housewarming gifts by their neighbors’ doors whenever someone new moves in (it’s usually an apple crumble pie they get at Trader Joe’s, with a little card in Louis’ handwriting). Armand rolls his eyes at first but he secretly loves and craves the attention people give him and Louis together (“see Lestat? You’re not the only one turning heads with him by your side”). People start noticing they don’t really talk to each other a lot and seem to communicate with looks which they think is incredibly romantic but really it’s just them quoting erotic literature bangers back and forth in their heads . It’s the type of thing they don’t have the opportunity to do with their disaster blonds so they make the most of it whenever they’re together. Them getting away from all the noise and the people and the expectations and just having the opportunity to decompress together in a little (ridiculously expensive and meticulously designed ofc) Upstate love nest is my JAM 🥹 xoxo DA 💋

Awww DA, always so nice to see you! 🥰 I apologize for taking a minute—I've been outside roasting like a little lizard now that summertime has arrived here on the East Coast (apparently... I don't question it).

YES you get it, they're such an autumn couple! A 'season of mists and mellow fruitfulness, close bosom-friend of the maturing sun' (Keats; Louis would approve imo).

Armand and Daniel to me are much more summer, with humid late nights, beaches, and just the exciting highs of life. Lestat and Armand are spring, I think... renewal, rebirth, and hope (literally if we think about what Lestat represents to Armand).

It's so funny to consider how much practice Louis and Armand must have blending in, like I wonder what their neighbors on the Upper East Side think of them... what's the cover story there?

Louis is such a gentleman, he would so be the one introducing himself to the entire village! (Because rumors get started real quick in those sleepy little towns where not much happens, best to nip it in the bud). LMAO at the age difference 😭 Louis probably skates right under the radar at an entire twenty-five years old (RIP, Danny). Armand deserves to have Louis be his trophy husband from time-to-time, and in a childish sort of way, it soothes some of his insecurities that must stem from knowing their kind sees Louis as Lestat's consort first and foremost.

PLEASE tell me more about this erotic telepathic foreplay. 👀 I'm not ready or maybe I am for Louis to go all James Joyce on Armand (iykyk, otherwise shush) but he must've made him blush at least once right over the Headless Horseman Bridge. 🥹

*btw thought you might be into the L/A/D snippet I posted last week 💖 I'm a disgrace and don't have anything new to share since, but I hope to get back to it after banging out a kink meme prompt rip

#dungeon anon #they're in their cozy girl fall era leave them alone <3 #armand/louis #vc

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neverendingstories00 · 4 years

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Past The Point Of No Return (Ch.5)

Summary: After the kiss, tensions are rising between you and Safin. While on a shopping trip, you try to make an escape but fail. Upon hearing this, Safin is not pleased with your behavior.

Word Count: 4.2K

Warnings: Smut (fades to black)

A/N: This chappie is a...roller coaster. Were half way throguh this fic already 😳 I was blasting Lana Del Rey while writing this and she really inspired the story. Here’s my spotify playlist for this fic. I love reading your comments btw, they make my day! Just wanna warn that this is my first time writing smut (that I have published), so forgive me if it sucks. I really hope you guys enjoy this! 😌

You waked up to the sounds of the waves crashing onto the shore. You rub the sleep off your eyes as your body refused to move out of its comfortable pose. Looking at the clock, it read ten o’clock. You hated sleeping in so late. Rolling out of bed, you push your hair back to go use the bathroom. The bags under your eyes had been fading away. Instead of feeling on edgy, you felt calm. You were Safin’s prisoner, but he spoiled you with expensive weekend trips and jewelry that cost more than your life on the black market.

After cleaning yourself up, you walked out of the bathroom and noticed a pair of clothes on a wooden loveseat. It was a pair of high-waisted khaki shorts, a light blue collared buttondown, and nude Venetian mules. You didn’t have many clothes to bring, so you assumed Safin had made you an outfit to wear. It wasn’t as exotic or revealing as your dinner outfit.

As you dressed, you could still imagine Safin’s hands all over you. He was so hungry and possessive of you. The way his calloused hands squeezed your back and traveled down your thighs made you shudder. You would never admit it to anyone, but you secretly savored the attention. Nobody had ever kissed you like that, let alone treat you in such a way. Safin made you feel all kinds of emotions you had bottled up over the years. Your hand traveled to your neck to see a red spot on your collarbone. It was pink and red mixed together. You dind’t remember Safin’s kiss that well since your eyes were closed as Safin overtook your body. Sighing, your disappointed with yourself. You couldn’t fall in love with the man who wanted to kill your friends and family if you didn’t fall in love with him. You finish buttoning your blouse and tuck it into your shorts, walking downstairs to the kitchen.

You walk out and feel the sun shine on your skin and the Medtaerrian breeze in your hair. It’s another beautiful day on the island. You see Safin sitting at a table, outlooking the beautiful sea. He sees you and turns, a smile on his face.

“Good morning, y/n. How did you sleep?”

Snappin out of your trace, your cheeks burn. There Safin is, the man who kissed and threatened you. Trying to act normal, you walk over and take a seat across from him.

“Well. How about yourself?”

“Wonderful, actually,” Safin responded in his silky voice. “It would have been much better if you were next to me though.”

Great. That’s all Safin needed to say to make you feel uncomfortable. Your cheeks burn as you look into the sea to conceal your face. “What a shame, Safin.Truly.”

“One day you will...I know of it.” Safin replied, a low growl in his voice. You rolled your eyes.

It was just one kiss, right?

As y/n finished her oatmeal, Safin looked up at her outfit. That woman could pull off any look, a scandalous dress or tomboyish island outfit. Your blouse had been unbuttoned slightly, showing the subtle sucking spot on your collerbone. Ah, how he longed to taste y/n’s skin again. She bit her red lips to conceal her pleasured moans. He had longed the touch of a woman. Even if y/n had kissed him, he still wasn’t satifesed. He wanted more, and he wanted y/n now.

Shifting in his sit, he rested his cheek in the calm of his hand. “Would you still like to go shopping?”

“Yes,” She answered. “I’d like to see the island...”

“Anything for you, my dear.”

Safin couldn’t tell if Y/n hated or loved the nicknames he gave her. But this was the first time he noticed her cheeks turn red as she rubbed her chin. Just being near her, sitting across from her, was making him aroused. At the dinner last night, Safin couldn’t control himself. He nearly had lost himself when he had asked y/n for a kiss, in which she sparingly agreed to. He could have had his way with her last night, but he couldn’t. As much as he wanted her, Safin wanted and needed to be loved by her. Y/n already thought of him as a monster. Even someone such as himself couldn’t force himself upon anyone.

Being around y/n was going to be Safin’s ultimate downfall.

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For a small island, the seaside town that inhabited it was full of luxurious stories. It reminded you of a Medterrian Bond street with high end stores such as Burberry and Louis Vuitton. It was overwhelming, so Safin guided you. It turned out Safin was filthy rich from his Spectre days. You should have realized that, considering that the man had resdegined a former Submarine Pen on a privately owned island.

You would have been fine with a normal shop with basic items that weren’t overpriced. But of course, Safin had decided to be extra and take you to the most expensive places in the town. You tried to tell him you were fine with any store, but he simply pulled you close and purred, “Only the best for my beautiful wife.”

Those words rung through your head. They pissed you off for sure. Safin knew how to get right under your skin, it was his job after all.

After a few hours of shopping, you were definitely feeling exhausted. You insisted that you had enough clothes, but Safin wanted to take you to every store he could. Safin made you hold his arm as you walked around the city. You should have hated being around him. But deep inside of, you enjoyed the attention. The attention that you knew no man was ever going to give you. Maybe he did truly love you and want someone to rule the world with. But it couldn’t be you. You two were polar opposites. He was an Anarchist, and you were a cyrptographer. You were supposed to enemies, not lovers.

Stopping in brought back thousands of memories. You and your mother use to shop there as a child, bringing back a dose of nostalgia. Moneypenny, your coworker, brought most of her wardrobe from the store. When you started out, a student fresh out of university, she had been kind enough to let you borrow some of her clothes when you didn’t have a lot of money. Even four years later, you still didn’t have the money to buy all of the clothes Safin had bought for you.

Safin decided to look around the store for himself, which let you have some time to try some outfits on. Safin had been extra enough to rent out the whole fucking store for you and him. The poor saleswoman who approached you looked like she was scared shitless. Had Safin done this before? Most likely, you thought.

Most of the clothes you picked were sweaters and trousers, but you decided to pick up a dress for a change. It was a white and black tweed dress that went an inch above your knee. Of course, the zipper on the back wouldn’t budge. You envied the way the double oh’s dressed, whether it be there lavish suits or designer thigh-high boots. Wearing the dress made you feel a little better about yourself, and less masculine.

There was a small knock on the door. You assumed it was the poor saleswoman who kept bringing your clothes. You felt horrible for her and tried to cut her some slack. Spinning on your heel, “Alexa, I’m ok-”

“It’s just me, actually,” A silky voice stated. It was none other than Safin. His eyes scaled her body, noticing the short dress and the how it hugged your thighs. His cock twitched in his pants among the sit, biting his lip. “You look...wow...”

“Oh, it’s nothing.” You huffed to look in the mirror. God, you felt like a secretary in the dress. It was far too fancy for someone such as yourself. Heck, you could barely even fit into it. Just as you were to fend Safin away, he calmly asked, “Do you want help with your dress? The back..”

Looking back at Safin, your confused at what he’s implying before you realize he’s asking to help zip us your dress. Your cheeks burn red, giving him a small nod before you looked away in utter embarrassment.

Safin didn’t disrespect your space and was gentle with you. You noticed his hands were shaky and sweaty. As Safin pulled the zipper up, you felt his breath twitch against your neck sending shivers down your spine. Once he finished, the two of you looked in the mirror in front of you. His greenish-blue orbs traveled down your body, a small smirk on his face. He pushed some of your hair back so he could see the dress better. “The dress shows off your body well, my beautiful wife. Shall I buy it for you?”

Instead of responding, you stand there looking in the mirror. Your feeling all types of emotions; anger, sadness, fear, everything. Being around Safin was so discordant. You wanted to love him, but you hated him more than anything in the world. Yet a man you hated was obsessed with you and even wanted to make you his bride no matter what.

Safin’s hands snaked on your hips before beginning to suck at your throat. He brought your body close to his hips, his kisses becoming more of a craving than a passion. That was your breaking point. Pushing him off, you turn around as tears prick at your eyes. You block out his pleas to come back and bolt right out of the door of the store, wanting to lose him. Your not thinking straight at the momment as you usher through the crowds of the streets to escape from Safin. All you wanted at the moment was to be alone with your thoughts and the monster that you were falling in love with.

After what seemed like minutes of speed walking, you end up on a peaceful street full of small stores and no tourists. The only noise is were the locals talking in Greek. You walk down the street, feeling emotional. The world was spinning as your vision blurred. Wiping your eyes, you feel a wet sensation form on your eyes. Why were you crying? You hated all of this and just wanted to go home. You wished that you had never found those damn codes and fallen into Safin’s cursed trap.

As you drag your feet across the stones, you turn your head to see an empty newsstand with newspapers and television. This was the first time in months you had seen the news. You always wondered what was happening in the world. All of it had been in Greek, but you could manage to read through a few words. America was failing with the pandemic, Anarchy was rampant in post soviet countries, and M16.

M16. M16. M16.

Upon seeing that name, you blink twice. There was no way. Your brain was freaking out. As you read the article, it had stated that London was under control with the protests thanks to the agents of M16. It had been reported that the anonymous leader, who now had a name Safin, tried to bring down M16 but had failed too. Mallory had left an interview, stating that no matter what they were going to find Safin and bring peace to Europe. A smile curved on your lips. There was hope. No longer would you sit around and wait to be saved. You were going to save yourself from Safin.

Unexpectedly, a hand grabs your wrist and yanks you. Turning over, your eyes meet with enraged blue ones. It was none other than Safin. A few pieces of his neatly gelled hair were now in his face. You had only seen Safin pissed off once before, and it hadn’t been a pretty sight. Safin began to pull you down the street and back to were he had parked his Black Landrover. You pulled back against him, but he simply put you into the car and began to drive with no words spoken.

You were certainly in a lot of shit.

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“Let go of me!” You chided, ripping your arm away from him. He had thrown you into your bedroom. Safin was beyond pissed that you had run away from him. He cursed at you the whole car ride, making all kinds of threats to your face.

“You foolish little girl,” He hissed, pushing his hair back as he walked paced the room. You watched him like a hawk, glancing at his every move. Safin was more pissed off than he had been last time. “You think you can leave?”

“I’m not your property! You treat me like I’m a child or some prize to be won.”

Safin walked back to you and badgered, “I do not! When I saved you, you were supposed to fall in love with me. Be mine and only mine. I took you from them and gave you a better life and opportunity, and what am I met with? An ungrateful little girl. I spoiled you, gave you a room, respected your space, gave you time, and yet you still hate me. All I wanted was for you to love me. I’m sick of waiting, I have been too good to you. You will be my dutiful wife, whether you like it or not.”

You snorted at his response. All Safin was doing was fueling your anger. “God, your so full of yourself! You sit on a pedestal and think of yourself was superior to everybody around you. Your like a spoiled little brat. When someone doesn’t follow your orders, all you do is throw a temper tantrum. You want me to be scared of you, but truly...I won’t ever be.”

Crawling off of the bed, you slowly walked towards him to get in his face. Your smiling, rubbing it into his face. “What are waiting for? Marry me. I don’t care. You’ve ruined my whole life. But let me warn you.”

“No matter what, I will never love you. I don’t care about how much you try or care. I would rather be married and wait for the day M16 takes you and your horrid men six feet under.”

Safin’s eyebrows are furrowed as he watched your every move. His eyes want to say something, but he can’t. He’s at a loss for words. He had hit a dead end. Out of all the women he had met, you were different. You were stubborn and usually told it how it was. Safin loved your mouth, but there was no denying you were a handful.

Safin’s response was his lips, smashing into yours. His hands wrapped around you, holding you close. You want to fight back and tell him to get off, but your body (unstable) wants a touch. It needs touch, not talk. Your hands cup his cheeks to steady your position. He walked backwards and pushed you onto the bed as his hands traveled up your skirt. His long fingers pulled the skirt until your underwear became exposed.

“Do you want this?” Safin panted, looking down at you. Seeing him on top of him, he’s truly a stunning man. His velvety voice was making you wet. Instead of sounding pissed off, he sounded calm and even caring.

“Shut up, please.” Your hand traveled to his cheek, gently patting it. “I-”

Two of his fingers enter your clitoris, causing you to bite your lip. It was a painful reaction at first, but than became pleasurable. You could no longer hide your pleasure and let out a small moan. “N-need it.”

“You are soaking, my love.” Safin purred. His pace was slow at first, but soon he picked up the pace. He loved hearing your moans and how your fingers dug into his back. “I’m surprised you hadn’t slept with any of the men at M16. Always turning them down, left and right. That is my good girl. I would have killed them anyways.”

Safin loves seeing your face and how beautiful you look with your flushed cheeks and lip biting. All he wanted was to that short dress of your body. He pulled his fingers slowly out of you, letting you take a small breather as he tried to undo his belt. Safin couldn’t seem to it until you intervened, unbuckling the buckle and throwing it right to the side. You wiggle out of the dress and throw it to the side, revealing that you weren’t wearing a bra. Safin notices this sight as his hands travel all over your body, feeling every piece of exposed skin.

“Love, your glowing.” He smileD, pulling his pants down. His whole body was exposed. It was covered in scars and wrinkles, but you thought he was dashing. Safin wasn’t a tall man, but he was very lean and well built for a sixty-year-old man. His cock was a decent size. You haven’t had sex in years, but it felt so good to not talk. All you wanted was to feel pleasure and nothing else. Moving your body up, you try to turn over but Safin grabs your shoulder.

“No, No, No. I want to see your pretty face.”

You shift up, placing your hands on his hips for a stern grip. Before starting, Safin placed a tender kiss on your lips. It wasn’t rough, but gentle. He started on your neck and began to move down, kissing your whole body like it was a temple. He muttered sweet things such as “you have such soft skin” or “your skin tastes so sweet”. The Anarchist sucked on your right breast to only hear the moans that turned him on. Your whole body felt like it was about to explode. For the first time in a while, you truly felt calm with not a worry in the world. Safin came back up to look at your face. His cock entered your body. It was an alien feeling, but you enjoyed his thrusts. Moans escaped your mouth as you wrapped a hand on his nape, caressing the unruly chocolate curls on his head. You looked into his multichromatic eyes as he fucked you, getting hungrier by the minute. All you feel is pure bliss in the arms of the Anarchist.

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Instead of feeling cold, you feel a warm sensation tingle through your body. Fluttering your eyes open, you see an orange and purple sky as the sun sets over the clear ocean. All you wanted to do was stay in this position for the rest of your life, warm and content. Everything was a blur in your mind. As you attempt to drift back to sleep, you feel a heavyweight on his hip. Tilting your head, you see it’s Safin with his nose in your hair, snoring. Your eyes widened, confused. Was it a dream? It had to be.

Grabbing the covers, you move them off of your body to reveal your naked forms. Safin’s hand was draped over your waist as he held your free hand in his sleep. A silent fuck escaped your mouth, looking down at the hand.

You had just fucked the world’s most infamous Anarchist.

Instead of overthinking as you usually did, you simply laid there in a state of stupor. Your thoughts could barely process anything at the moment. It all seemed like a nightmare, but it was real. All to real.

Moving Safin’s hand off of your body, you rolled out of bed and tiptoed to the balcony, grabbing the nearest shirt to protect yourself from the breeze. It wasn’t a dream. Safin was sleeping in the same bed with you, nude, holding you. This situation was far from normal. The shirt you had thrown on was Safin’s shirt that smelt of expensive perfume. All you had remembered was finding that M16 was still active and Safin dragging you back his car. You had fought on the way back tot he villa and he dragged you to your room, scolding you. He demanded to get married to you. At that point, you didn’t care. He was trying to break you, but there was no chance he was going to. Everything had become a blur. All you could remember was his lips crashing into yours before it all went dark.

Your feel your limbs go numb as your heart drops into your stomach. The man you had just had sex with was responsible for thousands of deaths and riots all across Europe. Yet here you were, getting spoiled and fucked by him as the world burned in your eyes. A hand covers your mouth to conceal a sob. Lukewarm tears stream down your cheeks. Your horrified with how low you had gone. You went from being kidnapped and refusing to love Safin, and you had just had sex with him.

Not counting the minutes, you simply stood, horrified with yourself. Safin was like a forbidden fruit, and his juice was now covered all over your body like blood at a crime scene. Everything was silent until a pair of footsteps followed behind you. You don’t even look because you already knew it was him.

“Over the years, I had my men bring me women.” He calmly said, acting like it was a casual occurrence. “All kinds, mainly young and scared. I talked to them and comforted them the best they could, but they always refused me. All of them thought that I was going to rape them since I looked like a monster, in which I was. I could have my way with them, but it was far too brutish to do such a thing.”

“Once I left Spectre, I felt like I had everything. But as the years went by, I became lonelier. I yearned not only for a woman’s touch, but someone to care and talk to. I thought I was too repulsive for anyone to find me attractive.” Safin turned to you, looking into your big [y/e/c] eyes. He grabbed your hands, holding them to his chest. “But when I saw you, my whole life changed.”

“I saw you and had to claim you as mine. Save you from all the pain. I never thought you would have come around to me, but you finally came to your senses. I knew you would since your my smart, good girl.”

You remained speechless as Safin pulled your into a hug. No emotion is going through your body. His arm held your lower back as his hands played with your [y/h/], twisting it in his fingers. “I’m so glad you made the right choice, sweet y/n.”

“But,” He whispered in your ear. “If you try and leave me, I will not give you a second warning. M16 may stand, but they will never find us. Even if they do, they know you are mine. You’re far better off working at my side and being my dutiful wife. But any attempted escapes or runaways, I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love. Understood?”

Safin still held you close, wanting to make sure you had understood. Tears form at your eyes as you looked down, unable to face him in the eyes. His scared fingers lift your chin to look at your face. Seeing the tears, a small sigh escapes his lips as he wiped them away.

“Do not weep, my little dove.” He cooed, caressing your cheek. Your lips quivered, trying to keep it concealed. “I know it hasn’t been the easiest journey. But once we marry, we will look at this and laugh. We will be together...forever.”

“After all,” He planted a gentle kiss on your forehead before looking back at your face, a smile. “You are far past the point of the return now.”

Safin took your hand, leading you back into the bed. Once you get into bed, you feel Safin’s arm snake around your body, his nose his your hair once again. His leg’s topped onto yours, restraining you from moving. He smiled as he took a whiff of your floral hair, planting a small kiss on his neck before dozing back off.

You would have screamed or kicked, but you couldn’t. Not because you weren’t restrained, but because all of the fight that was left in you as gone. Before meeting Safin, your grip on reality was slowly declining. But the small piece you were hanging onto shattered. Now, you were a shell of the women you once were before. Knowing your family was alive and worrying about your safety made tears prick at your eyes. Safin, whether you liked it or not, was going to be your husband. To say that you hated or loved with was mind baffling. You couldn’t hate someone you had just had sex with. But you had to stay alive. For your family, for your friends, for M16, for yourself. Just because he was going to be your husband, didn’t mean you still didn’t despise him. The rumors with Safin were true. He always got what he wanted, when he wanted, no matter what.

Just because Safin had gotten what he wanted didn’t mean that you couldn’t change that.

#rami malek x reader #safin x reader #rami malek #safin #no time to die #james bond #my writing

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My Fic Recs!!

My Fic Recs: all of these are either from tumblr, wattpad, or AO3:

this list is gonna be so fucking long, just to far warn you!!

{but the ultimate fic recommendation would be my fanfiction about Nick Jonas on wattpad xx}

Tumblr Wattpad AO3

Harry Styles:

- Y/N’s Princess Parts Ache-- xx-- by @haaarry

- in which Harry and Y/N are soulmates-- xx by @haroldloverboy

- in which Harry doesn't like bratty girls and Y/N can be quite the beggar -- xx by @haroldloverboy

- Y/N catches Harry getting ready for his photoshoot for “The Face”-- xx by @haaarry

-Y/N finds porn on Harry’s laptop -- xx by @haaarry

-In Sickness and in Health-- xx by @talesofstyles

-even if it was momentary-- xx by @meetevieinthehallway

- A Piano in St. Lucia-- xx by @waitingfortwilight

- Mine- xx by @kissesinthekitchen

-Morning Light- xx by @theasstour

-Before You Go- xx by @harrywritingsbyme

-Cockwarming- xx by @haroldloverboy

-Studio Session- xx by @harrygivenchy

-A Phone Call Away- xx by @stylesmuse

-Six Kisses- xx by @kind-heart

-Thank You Princess- xx by @harrysgoldenline

-Dizzy- xx by @harrysgoldenline

-Pearls- xx by @harrysgoldenline

-Stains- xx by @harrysgoldenline

-Inexperienced- xx by @harrysgoldenline

-Please, Daddy- xx @itslikeipayforit

-Cum So Hard- xx by @harrywritingsbyme

-Self Control- xx by @harrywritingsbyme

-Sweater- xx by @hes-writer

-Harry gets stressed out and yells at Y/N- xx by @heyyyharry

-Threesome is Fun- xx by @kissme-hs

-Earned It (18+)- xx- @harrieshoes

-Feel You- xx - by @fallinharry

-Soft!Harry and Y/N kissing his tattoos- xx - by @avhrodite

-Lace- xx - by @avhrodite

-Morning Makeup- xx- by @avhrodite

-NSFW Alphabet- xx- by @avhrodite

-Pancake Batter- xx- by @avhrodite

okay fuck it... basically anything by @avhrodite like seriously! 😍😍😍😍

-Stains- xx- by @harrysgoldenline

-My Muse- xx- by @harrysgoldenline

-Burden- xx- by @harrysgoldenline

-Differences- xx- by @harrysgoldenline

-New Seeds in the Melody- xx- by @angelic-holland

- Babydoll -- xx by Wonderwall123 {DDLG}

- Little Rosie and Daddy -- xx by laxlover345 {DDLG}

- Deviant {H.S}-- xx by cxstles

-Some Scars Can Heal -- xx by sunnysunshines

-Stockholm Syndrome- xx by 50shadesofeels

-Daddy Styles- xx by DaddyStylesssss

-Dreamboat- xx by _DaniMoon_

-Deja Vu (sequel to Dreamboat)- xx by _DaniMoon_

-Save Your Heart- xx by Kit_Cat

-Just Listen- xx by CharlieA

-Fix a Heart- xx by winterings

-Wonderland- xx by papihazza

-Play Date- xxx by LukeHemoji

Niall Horan:

-Quarantine- xx- by @thicksniall (I LOVED THIS ONE BTW. 😍)

-Jingle Ball Smut- xx by @thicksniall

- Niall’s Little Miracle-- xx by laxlover345 {DDLG}

-A Kiss On The Wrist- xx by mandyxtine (this fanfic... oh my god. it is beautiful. completely and utterly beautiful. I have read it multiple times, and I cant get enough of it!)

Anonymous- xx by samemistakes_

What These Bruises Say- xx by anchorsahoy

-When In London- xx by SkylarJay

Liam Payne:

-22 Times- xx by artpieces

-Not Since You- xx by artpieces

-Wrong Number- xx by killyourvision

Louis Tomlinson:

work in progress

Larry Stylinson:

-I Think I Love You Better Now- xx by @brokenbravery (SelfHarm!Louis)

- Its Like You’re Pouring Salt In My Cuts- xx by Badusername (SelfHarm!Harry)

-The One That Saved Me- xx by zayngasm (SelfHarm!Harry)

-Pretty Please (With Sugar On Top)- xx by @angelichl

-Bonded- xx by @juliusschmidt

-Until I Found You- xx by @dimpled-halo

-If You’re Out There (I’ll Find You Somehow)- xx by @jacaranda-bloom

-Relief Next To Me- xx by dolce_piccante

-Undone, Undress- xx by @angelichl

-Uniquely Perfect- xx by LarryWriting

-Uniquely Flawless- xx by LarryWriting

-Uniquely Three- xx byLarryWriting

-Uniquely Ever After- xx by LarryWriting

-Oh, I Ate Before I Came- xx by makedamnnsure

-Selectively Mute- xx by impossiblyunlucky

-His Submission- xx by LarryTwinklinson

-Control- xx by Jack_Styles

-OCD- xx by LarryStylinSup (Self Harm)

-Call Me Daddy- xx by Lileytomlinips

-27 Minutes- xx by YorkshirePerrie

-Munchkin- xx by onyxjay

-All Strings Attached- xx by SimperingSolitude

-FindADaddy,com- xx by babylovehazza

-Teach Me- xx by the_tommo_tummy

-Scars- xx by qualitystylinson

-”yes, Daddy”- xx by xloustheticx

-Padded- xx by louisovermyknee

-Look After You- xx by @theonewiththelarrystories

Shawn Mendes:

- Mornings with You-- xx-- by @fallinallincurls

- next to our brand new bed-- xx by @purebeanshwn

- Suit-- xx by @infiniteshawn

- I Got You-- xx by @sippingchai

- Tied Up-- xx by @infiniteshawn

- Keeping Control-- xx by @gentlemanmendes

-Stressed-- xx by @niallsfoolsgold

-Praise Kink- xx by @dylshoney

-That’s My Girl-xx by @parkershawn

-Threesome is Fun- xx by @kissme-hs

Tom Holland:

- The Pain of Loss-- xx by @manisca-rye

- Overheard-- xx by @stuckonspidey

- Spill Your Guts- xx by @dylshoney

- Types of Kisses- xx by @bi-writes

-Trust Issues- xx by @stuckonspidey

- What Did He Do?- xx by @lousimusician

-What’s My Rule?-xx by @lousimusician

-Video Games- xx by @angelic-holland

-Good Girl- xx by @angelic-holland

-Power Trip- xx by @sinfulserpents

-Half a Heartbeat- xx by @dammnimagines

- Stressed Out- xx by @marvhellove

-The Rooster Will Not Crow- xx by @dashielldeveron

-Kings and Queens- xx by @parkershawn (THIS IS AMAZING, PERFECT, OMGGGGGGGGGG)

-Best of Friends- xx by @cornacopicimagines

-Mob!Tom Imagine Blurb-xx- by @sincerelyfan

-Let’s Play- xx by @angelic-holland

-New Seeds in the Melody- xx- by @angelic-holland

-Black Roses- xx by cafexlxgy

-375 Magnum- xx by Therealamberholland

Peter Parker:

- Jealous- xx by @starktonyx

- Let Me Show you I’m Sorry- xx by @starktonyx

- Sex Tape- xx by @peteparkerspooderman

- Angel Duty- xx by @marvelsswansong

- “Vibe” Check- xx by @spideyyeet

- Try It- xx by @ollieologys

-Coming Home- xx by @hxldmxdxwn

- “Friends”- xx by @selfcarecap

-Beneath Your Beautiful- xx by @waitimcomingtoo

-I See Fire- xx by @waitimcomingtoo

-It Was You- xx by @loki-parker

-Emergency Number- xx by @thepenisparker

Justin Bieber:

- My Precious Princess-- xx by MrsBieberLynch

- When She is No Longer Mine (Sequel to one above^^)-- xx by MrsBieberLynch

-Daddy’s Princess- xx by avocadies (technically this is a Jason McCann fanfic.... but still)

-Daddy’s Girl- xx by mrbieberswifey

-Don’t Get To Close- xx by PrincessMahone

-Mafia Daddy- xx by mcannonbieber

-Different Than Them- xx by ObelieberO

-Chosen- xx by LRPierce

-Guns and Roses- xx by milkshakes101

-Love In Handcuffs- xx by TehPeaceMaker

(this next one isn't a fanfiction but she writes Justin fanfics, so I wanna recommend)

-Of Mobsters and Men- xx by TehPeaceMaker

-Bieber Corporation- xx by -95pjm

-Met Online- xx by Unidentifiedxx

-Be Alright- xx by ottawalieber

-The Mafia King- xx by deluxebelieves

-Babygirl- xx by bby-doll0302

-babygirl- xx by N4ny_28

Ashton Irwin:

-Engagement Blurb- xx- by @zairapvrker

-Filled- xx by @morningfears

- Keep Me Safe-- xx by CakeMashtonLover

-7:15- xx by fivesaucewhoop

Luke Hemmings:

- daddy’s girl -- xx by loudluke {DDLG}

- the kink club-- xx by loudluke {DDLG}

-24 Hours- xx by fivesaucewhoop

The Boyfriend Tag-- xx by @geekygoddesss

Calum Hood:

-Filled- xx- by @morningfears

Michael Clifford:

work in progress

Zianourry:

- Little One-- xx by stylesss1dx {DDLG}

- Tender Care- xx by tayiah18 {DDLG/AgePlay}

-A Needed Solution- xx by 1Dfamilystuff (Ageplay)

-Payne-Malik Adventures- xx by 1Dfamilystuff (kidfic)

-Fixing Mistakes (Baby Niall)- xx by Connorperry42 (Ageplay)

-Finally Complete- xx by parkercuddles (Ageplay)

-Daughter Direction- xx by JustLittleAlyssa

Victoria- xx by JustLitteAlyssa

5SOS:

(These first two are Cake threesomes!!);

Two in One- xx by @loveontuor

Road Trip- xx by @loveontuor

Bradley Simpson (from the Vamps):

- Troubled- B.W.S- xx by Bradlayysbooty

- BWS Imagine- xx by @stargirl-imagine

- “You Said You Missed Me”- xx by @pitubea1910

- Award Show- xx by @marvelbws

- Welcome Home- xx by @obradsimpson

- Him- xx by @obradsimpson

-Tinted- xx by @condorkball

-Spoiled- xx by @marvelbws

-Love In The Dark- xx by @marvelbws

-Relax- xx by @marvelbws

-Shh, Baby- xx by @condorkball

- Bandana-- xx by @condorkball

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