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#it’s not even funny anymore
zingtastic · 11 months
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I WAS TODAY-YEARS-OLD WHEN I FOUND OUT AKECHI LEARNS “PROTECT” BEFORE “ENDURE.”
HE LITERALLY PUTS JOKER’S LIFE BEFORE HIS OWN
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despairots · 3 months
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- “but but angel dust is just a fictional character its fanfic 🥺” he’s gay. it doesn’t matter that it’s fictional, we barely get any representation and the second we do, u guys erase it. it’t not even funny, it’s disgusting, especially if ur saying this as fem aligned. u literally have no right to speak on this, ur opinion is INVALID. if you’re not gay/male aligned, u don’t get to speak on our discomfort towards ppl erasing gay rep, it’s disgusting, and it shows how much u care for representation. u have a LOT of straight characters, and its shocking how u choose the gay ones who CLEARLY wont fuck u or date u if they have the chance. again, if u r not gay/male aligned, disrespectful shut the fuck up, and stop talking as if u can talk about our discomfort.
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lizzieonka · 8 months
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Lu Guang is all calm and composed until it’s Cheng Xiaoshi that’s involved and suddenly he’s breaking the hospital window and jumping down the second (?) floor and stealing a speedboat from somewhere and launching himself into the air and tackling his boyfriend to save him from the clutches of an evil woman. And all this WHILE still recovering from a stab injury and still in his CAT PAJAMAS. And you all still think he’s the mature one? Be fucking for real.
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thequeenofsarcaasm · 1 month
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This is the realest tweet I’ve ever seen. I don’t think you guys understand how much I want to be that mf
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sturnioloslut · 12 days
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haha nice joke. now come fuck my throat🧎‍♂️
istg I need him.
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snvggles · 4 months
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I want to eat his ass so fucking bad It’s not even funny
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cowgirleddiediaz · 14 days
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dipped my toe into 911twt, and christ the reading comprehension skills over there are genuinely worrying.
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evilcare · 2 months
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Otis, if you believe that Klaroline shouldn’t have become a couple because Klaus is a murderer and has killed other people’s family members even though Caroline is a murderer herself and has killed someone’s aunt/sibling/son & daughter then you need to log off.
If you believe that klaroline was too “abusive,” but have no problem with Caroline raising Alaric’s children, being forced to carry his dead wife’s children without her consent, the pregnancy nearly killing her just so she could save Alaric from his pain. Did I forget to mention the fact that she almost married Alaric? Let’s be real, y’all were mad because he was her ex teacher, not because he killed her father and tortured her when she was a teenager. Her becoming the mother of his children was disturbing as fuck and ruined her character. Period. Plec just wanted a chance to show off her misogyny.
Like I said before, y’all had no issue with Caroline marrying her abuser’s(Damon) brother and being branded as Stefuckboy’s true love. Y’all had no issue with her becoming besties with Damon. Y’all had no issue with Damon officiating that mid ass wedding. 🤨 Did y’all suddenly forget that when she “married” the Rippah, Damon became her brother in law? Let’s not forget that the person desperately claim is Caroline’s “true love” did nothing to help her when she was getting abused by Damon in season one just because he wanted no issues with him and Elena. Y’all must have selective memory or something.
“Caroline would be betraying Elena and Tyler. Klaus killed…”
When Elena tried to kill Liz, it was crickets. Complete silence. I didn’t see nobody mad about that. Let’s get something straight, Caroline owes Elena no loyalty. Elena went as far to get into a relationship with Caroline’s abuser, and even slutshamed Caroline for Damon SA'ing her. And Caroline was coming from a concerned place for her friend. The hell is wrong with y’all?! Why give loyalty to Elena when it was never reciprocated?
Another thing, I’ve talked this conversation to death. Caroline and Tylah were broken the fuck up. What she does with her own coochie is HER business. She did not owe him any loyalty. They were not friends, or anything. She doesn’t owe him a motherfucking thing. I didn’t see anybody mad that Tylah came back and had sex with Caroline before even telling her that he was leaving again. He had every right to want to avenge his mother. And Caroline had every reason to drop that wack ass relationship and do what the fuck she wanted. And for the ditsy dumbasses comparing the situation as if it were Liz, y’all are the same people that did not care about Damon becoming friends with Caroline’s mother, or speaking at Liz’s funeral. Wasn’t Damon bragging about raping Caroline to Stefan and Alaric? Wasn’t Damon the last person to speak to Liz before she died? Sick as fuck. Y’all didn’t say anything about Elena trying to kill Liz either.
Lastly, if you believe that Caroline was in the wrong for celebrating Klaus’s demise in season three then you’re not only Otis but boo boo the fool. 🤡 Go take a nap.
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twocorvids · 2 years
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Rick Sanchez, Season 6 Episode 1: “You think the concept of family means anything to me? I’m not even your Rick!”
Rick Sanchez, Season 6 Episode 2: oh shit oh fuck my grandson is trapped in a video game, time to spend at least 50 in-game years trying to save his ass for reasons that are purely logical.
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rexbalistidae · 4 days
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Point of no return.
(It’s over an hour long now)
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judeswhore · 2 years
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i wna chew on him
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jflemings · 29 days
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sweet jesus mary and joseph
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fazbearedits · 13 days
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Hello neighbor welcome to gayven brooks
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Flags
Nicky:aroace
Trinity:asexual,bisexual,demisexual
Maritza:bisexual,transgender
Enzo:French
Finch:aromatic,grey romantic,agender,abrosexual
Ivan:lithromantic,polyamorous
Delroy:pansexual,demiboy,lithromantic,polyamorous
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charliethinks · 9 months
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at this point i’m more tori and charlie than myself.
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soda-milk-pop · 3 months
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i finally got around to finishing this drawing of the Frosty Fest winner, ✨ Big Man ✨
so shiny and dapper he is
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rwylmswift · 8 months
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Taylor Swift - VMA’s after party, September 12, 2023
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