#its funny that hes the villain

[animentality]

#titanic #twitter #billy zane #kate winslet #compare him to leo dicaprio now lol #its funny that hes the villain

[skitskatdacat63]

Fernando 2012 Chair Lore (source: me)

So I've been thinking a lot about Fernando sitting in this particular chair in the Ferrari garage in 2012 for [redacted] reasons:

Originally I just wanted to find more pictures of it for reference, and then went down a rabbit hole of 2012 pictures, trying to figure out when exactly the chair came to be. There's so many pictures of him in it, and it's so funny to me to imagine them hauling this super villain chair all around the world for him. And so now I'm obsessed with the evolution of it:

Pre-Chair - Australia to Bahrain:

He just had this little stool, well I should say big because it somehow still manages makes him look small. Clearly not comfortable; to paraphrase @sweatyflytrap, it's not conducive to his inner Shakespeare villain monologues

The Chair Appears - Spain

He suddenly now has this, aforementioned, super villain chair. Several things, why is it like this. It looks like a sim chair almost ngl. And then the weird plexiglass support is confusing me, like where did they get that. It furthers my narrative they just had this chair that they couldn't put in a car so they put that clear bottom on it. Anyways yes good, now he has somewhere to brood

The Chair Evolves - Silverstone

Look!! They gave him a booster seat!!!

The Chair is Now Here to Stay :)

I downloaded a truly horrible amount of pics him in this chair, so now you all must also look at them >:)

*he still had the chair in 2013, but I think they took it away from him in 2014 :( Is nothing sacred in this world??? I hope he got to take it home hahaha

#i now have a psychosexual relationship with this chair #and im also just obsessed with the range of it??? #theres an equal amnt of pics where he looks like a hot evil villain and then also ones where hes all curled up on it cutely #the co-stars to this post are really all his different sunglasses and the sexy button up fireproofs #this was actually like a true derangment post #irdk what came over me and caused me to make this but it is very important lore actually and i care a lot about it #im just curious about the origins still #like theyre suddenly like in spain 'here is a present for your home race' #the upgrade in silverstone is still killing me. ik its to make it more comfy but like...its literally a booster seat im sorry #but yeah fernando is so real in these. i too would sit in this chair all the time #okay now stay with me bcs this is just vettonso pilled BUT #the difference btwn him and seb in their garages is so funny to me #seb was always sitting on the cabinets like curled up on them lounging on them kicking his legs over them like a kid on a counter etc etc #and then fernando just has a fucking bond villain chair #and you wonder why i ship them so heavily. scoff scoff #this is just a ref post to draw him and seb together on the cha- huh what wait who said that? what was that huh that was weird #fernando alonso #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #*would be so fucking funny to tag this as lore #fa14 #we do a little bit of f1 #catie.rambling.txt #normal posts that catie normally makes in a normal fashion

[i-bring-crack]

Airplane & Cucumber rolerswap AU in which Airplane has to literally father his protagonist son while being weirdly sought after Mobei Jun because he had accidentally saved the man during one of his uncle's schemes, and Luo Binghe ends up falling for An Ding's Peak Lord who helps lift up his daily tasks and builts him a room of his own for a birthday he didnt even remember he had.

#scum villain #svsss #scum villian self saving system #scumbag self saving system #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #mobei jun #shang qinghua #bingqiu #moshang #trying to keep it as close as possible to the canon couples but also because its funny to see the system going like #you created him. now its your responsability #damn imagine luo binghe sees mobei and qinghua as his only parents because they like cared for him and all #but also that funny similarity that his adopted? parents are a demon noble and cultivator second only to the sect leader of a powerful sect #you know #just like binghe's real parents #heh #and also due to the many errands Binghe had been used for i dont doubt he would have met An Ding peak lord at one point

[chitinleg]

"Mister Bashir, what a pleasure it is to finally meet you."

Julian, why in god's name would you invite him to play the villain?

#my art #ds9 #julian bashir #elim garak #star trek deep space nine #garashir #image desc in alt text #pencil #ok so on the outset it may look to some viewers as though julian invited garak to play the villain to get dommed by the scary lizard #this is not the case. not in my heart #in my heart julian felt a burst of something funny when Garak asked him ''what if you'd killed me'' #and he responded ''what makes you think i wasn't trying'' and garaks face blooms into a sudden understanding and respect. ooh. #That's that heady shit. catching garak off guard. ooooh. that's that High Quality Endorphins Happening. but. gotta pack that up for later #(he will not unpack that later) because garak also just threatened to kill 5 of his friends who are STILL IN DANGER. NO TIME FOR THIS. #so after everything. and MONTHS after OMB. he invites garak to something like a playful rematch. sort of. #after all theres only so long that garak can stomach being a sidekick u know? he needs to be able to do his own machinations. #so they make a character for him thats a villain. a little more cerebral than falcon. a little more ambiguous in his motivations. #now there's also. a secret game at play here (there are always games. doctor) and its actually between garak and his own self #you see garak Also wants bashir to defeat his character. he also wants to be shocked. challenged. a little dismantled even (state forbid!) #and because garak wants that for himself? hes going to fight tooth and fucking nail to make sure it doesn't happen. #that Gayle clip from ''COMPANY IS COMING'' but its garak yelling ''WE CAN'T LET THEM KNOW WE [WANT]!!!'' #and its a horrible idea for both of them but. oh so so exciting #you understand. #these rituals arent intricate so much as they are transparent but all encompassing. a fish doesnt know its swimming in water until its out #you understand? you understand. #thank you to anyone who found the time to read these tags i hope you enjoyed yourself and/or found what you were looking for #also garak is dressed so boring bc hes hiding himself u know how it is

[scopophobia-polaris]

I didn't even conclude my Ganondorf thoughts on Bloo's poll like an idiot

#i think hes a scary villain in TP because by that point hes lost everything #including his life #so what does he have to lose here #like.....tp is a dark game when it gets down to it #like #people are like ah yes the art style #and yeah the art style is mature or whatever but surface level game is goofy #THEN YOU READ #anyways #i think TP Ganondorf in theory is scarier then most Ganondorfs #like....motivation wize #i really dont see whats so scary about a man trying to gain ultimate power ro rule over the country whos fucked him over for years #honestly its so funny seeing TotK ganondorf oh god #not scary at ALL #LAME EVEN

[highoncatfood]

#i fucking love their dynamic #yomi is so goofy but like not on purpose like #i feel like the narrative treats him like this serious villain and eveyone is actually afraid of him #but like!!! hes such a fucking loser while hes at it its so funny to me #hes cringe and emo to me i love him #rain code #yomi hellsmile #makoto kagutsuchi #mdarc #master detective archives: rain code #master detective archives fanart #raincode #raincode fanart #rain code fanart #suicide mention #catfood art

[lunarhobbits]

i do think the fact that shane is dressed like a supervillain in the announcement is really funny. when he betrays his audience he goes all out at least.

(credit to reddit user Icy_Arrival4510 on r/WatcherSnark for pointing this out)

#im disappointed and saddened but at least it's a little funny... #the SMIRK. no WAY this man didn't know what he was doing a lil bit. at least he's committing to the bit here ig #people are pointing out that a LOT of the blame is going to steven and its getting kind of scapegoat-y (and borderline racist apparently??) #while i'm not a fan of him like i was (since HS) of S/R and i don't trust people who own teslas (hate musk hate his company) #yeah i dont think that he's solely the blame here/deserves to get all the hate. they clearly all made this decision #i think shane in particular may know this is his Villain Arc and he's just embracing it. he looks like he knows theyre gonna hate him 4 it #sorry im just. saaaddd #watcher #watcher entertainment #shane madej #ryan bergara #steven lim #ghost files #mystery files #puppet history #buzzfeed unsolved

[aimasup]

throws up my hands in mock resignation but also a hint of frustration Okay Valentino is a cool villain I guess

He's like. Genuinely unsettling. Wish the show struck a better balance with his character sometimes (like sometimes when he's onscreen I have to skip over because I feel queasy and sometimes he's so unsubtle he feels more like a prop than a guy who's going to be a Huge Deal in s2)

#why yes I have been reading some phenomenal fanfiction lately #a lesser me would be agonising over my inability to ever come close to matching the #masterfully characterised works of these talented WORD WEAVERS #but envy is a spoilt housepest and we must spend less time unleashing it upon new targets #instead let's talk about how these fics discovered its possible?? #to write Val as not only a 3dimensional character but a deeply horrifying person to WITNESS #to depict how he thinks and what he wants and what he contributes to the people around him #while acknowledging that his actions are supremely messed up #also without dumbing whatever the fuck is wrong with him down to just 'can't do math and needs a sippycup' #those jokes are funny but he's also a dealmaker #he doesn't need to be studied under a microscope! he needs to be gawked at in abject horror! Oh the Potential! #he needs to tell us more about how depraved hell can be by linking us to a portion of the culture full of the dead who cannot die! #anyways. rant over. uh I think I like valentino now? in the same way I like the old man villain from hunchback of notre dame. #just. (gestures) what is this dude. ew. oh my god #my post #personal stuff #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel valentino #is this anything #again I am entrenching on dangerous territory of 'expectations for this media I consume' #he really doesn't need to be written all shakespearean-like #too attached mayhaps #delete later #honestly worried that if the show does reveal his backstory or whatever it'll try to paint him in a sympathetic light #and then the online arguments will be a headache for a month #villain with tragic backstory ≠ sympathetic villain

[densewentz]

hear me out, post-divorce girl!Dad Crowley

im not even kidding you guys, the best thing for Crowley after all this is just for him to be a girl Dad. Go find himself the weirdest most unhinged least likely up for adoption daughter to dump all his love onto. One who thinks snakes are awesome and who screeches happily when Crowley drives too fast and who thinks her Dad's the absolute coolest person on or off earth. She'll constantly be stealing his sunglasses or demanding her own pair so they match. No doubt she's obsessed with fungus and she probably draws the most fucked up stuff that Crowley then hangs around the flat, and she'll yell at the plants too with her hands on her hips. On nights after goofy dinners, Crowley will hoist her up on his shoulders and help her accurately place the glow-in-the-dark stars on her ceiling and softly answer every question she ever has. And it won't even phase her when sometimes her Dad is her Mom or her Parent for a while or vice versa. And she'll be ready to full on throw hands with anyone who gives her Dad sad-face. She probably ends up biting Aziraphale when he eventually staggers back into the picture, and the Angel will have to contend with the fury of a real hellion for a while before she trusts him enough to let him anywhere near Crowley. Also i think her name should be Hanna.

#good omens #good omens spoilers #anthony j crowley #he would just be the BEST unhinged single parent okay #with several full lifetimes of love to give if someone would just TAKE it #i mean look how he looks at job's weird little girl that was a show stealer #hanna would ask him if she could be a snake too for an afternoon and it would make his chest ache but he'd do it bc hes mr. Acts of Service #and then he and his unhinged kid could go terrorize their rude neighbors or something. a little serpentine family bonding #crowley has to leave hanna with muriel and its not hanna he's worried about its what trouble hanna will get MURIEL into #i think crowley's rules about cussing are its 100% fine so long as the context is REALLY funny #so while metatron or shax or god or whoever the big bad of s3 is is giving their big villain monologue #a tiny sweet little voice yells “hey” and after everyone goes quiet and turns to look at her a secondary “shut the fuck up! 😀” #dense's ramblings #sorry im going to be feral about this for a while #might do some art #hanna crowley

[mamawasatesttube]

yknow i gotta say. lex luthor can be a really fun and interesting villain, but sometimes it does just take me aback the way some people talk about him when trying to make him funny and cool, as if his biggest and most infamous shtick is not extreme, violent xenophobia.

#rimi talks #the man is literally genocidal. AND he wants to kick krypto when he has kryptonite out. thats racism AND animal cruelty #like he can genuinely be such a fun and fascinating villain!!!!! he can!! he's FUN in say superman birthright #but for example new krypton lex? i wanted to throttle that man. i did. #and like i know people do stuff like haha what if supervillain was actually fun or funny or cool etc #but imo that can be done in ways that don't downplay that he Fuckign SUCKS #see also: reign of the supermen movie lex. horrible man. also hilarious to see him onscreen with lois #but the ''good dad lex luthor'' stuff (🙄) and other things in that general vein make me so.... #you know that man would be violently abusive to an alien child in the same way white supremacists are violently abusive to mixed children. #you guys know that. right? his entire thing is vehement and violent xenophobia. you guys know that right #lex luthor (derogatory) #<- its been a hot minute since i blogged about him but im like 90% sure thats my lex tag

[itmightrain]

it's so brennan to make the villain of the season a dead rage god but also make sure to include themes about how rage is not always bad

#dimension 20 #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high junior year #like with ally and cassandra in the mall fight too #anyway its been funny to see people hate porter so much #totally makes sense that if you had bad experiences with teachers that he'd upset you! #and it was completely unfair and so frustrating to see how his belief about what gorgug needed was hurting gorgug #but so far hes seemed to be primarily motivated by wanting gorgug to fullfill his potential #like genuinely wanting what he believes is best for his student #and that doesnt make him right but it also doesnt make him a villain ahahaha

[devestatedutterlydevestated]

the thought of every demon in the northern palace being confused and disgusted w how a cowardly, pathetic, wimpy, weak, annoying, sad excuse for a cultivator like shang qinghua was able to bag such an absolute baddie like mbj is so hilarious to me bc can u imagine working for the stoic, merciless, lethal mobei jun who slaughters anyone who dare disobey him, right hand man to the demon emperor himself

and then suddenly one day mbj just appears w a disgusting little thing attached to him crying and wailing nonstop 24/7 and mbj is just? ok w that?? in fact, it seems he doesnt mind??? like at all????

like someone caught sqh eating an entire stick of butter from the palace fridge at three twenty five am and instead of getting mad the next day mbj ordered the entire fridge to b stocked w butter and only butter

every single demon is downright terrified of this odd little man bc he has mbj completely wrapped around his finger and neither of them seem to notice

#svsss #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #shang qinghua #mobei jun #i know i kept calling him disgusting but i adore sqh <3 #hes just like me frfr #idk i just find the idea of mbj being absolutely smitten w sqh so funny #like dont get me wrong its adorable too #but mbj is a demon lord he has subjects to rule over and said subjects are watching him trip and fall over his own feet #just to make this weird little man who popped outta nowhere happy #moshang #mxtx #mbj #sqh #svsss sqh #scumbag self saving system #scum villain #theyre in love your honor #they really really are

[nanyangjj]

binghe ... ure so cute and normal and also ure only a kid keep it up <3

#svsss #scum villain self saving system #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #their interactions are so funny ... half the time sqq is rambling about #the male protagonist being strong and capable and PERFECT #the other half hes freaking out about how intense binghe is please its so ksjhdhsjsj #sqq: binghe get a grip fall into character youre a stallion hero #binghe: i would die for you #sqq: no #binghe: i WANT to die for you #sqq: NO #svsss book 1 #* reads mxtx

[spectral-honey]

Tim never becoming robin but his parents still dying and him taking over Drake industries as a teenager which turns out to be actually very successful somehow and then uses that exclusively to fuck up lex luthors evil plans

“Oh, did you want that weapons contact? Turns out I made a deal with those guys last week, better luck next time!”

“Lex! You wanted to hire that tech specialist? I just set him up with a great job working on a project overseas, oh I can't quite remember where he's located now! Looks like it'll be a while until you can get in touch with him!”

“The company I just bought was producing an important machine piece for you? Unfortunately we had to discontinue that item due to some errors, you know how quality control can be.”

“Guess what! I just bought the rights to a very important type of laser technology and I'm suing everyone who uses it without permission! Just business, you understand!”

And of course lex tries to kill him but he keeps being saved just in time by various superheros (he probably has someone's personal cell number or an alarm he wired to go to oracle & the watchtower) 

Just civilian Tim doing mental warfare with lex and heros being like "stop antagonizing supervillains!!!!!" And Tim being like "what? I can't hear you over the sound of lex coming to kill me again because I outbid him for his security chief"

#tim drake #red robin #batman #without a secret identity in need of protecting tim fully commits to being a chaotic force as CEO #the heros are like WHY are you doing this #and Tim is like well I'm emotionally stunted and walking on the wire edge between bad decisions and dying makes me feel alive #the bats are like okay that's valid #and the rest of the JL is like 'NO!! ITS NOT!!' #personally I like Tim being rescued the most by the bats and core 4 (3?) YJ bc. Batfam and also core 4. Also timkon. Or timbart. #I don't ship Tim/Cassie but I love them being close friends who get sad and emotionally vulnerable together #Mostly bc I always think of them hardcore trauma bonding when Bart and Kon die #But tim casually calling heros civilian phone numbers like hi flash im in keystone rn and some guys beat me up and threw me in a trunk #I think they're gonna drive it into a river could u come pick me up #also I'm sure Tim could fuck with other villains too #I just was thinking abt how funny it is to have a teenage tim as CEO and being peers w lex bc of it #tim keeps copywriting symbols/color schemes Gotham villains #he buys some carnival grounds the joker likes and turns it into a water park instead #silly au where tim is kind of op #but in a fun way #dc

[gothicromancebf]

the thing about shen yuan is that he's right. luo binghe IS the most specialest little guy and the world should revolve around him and everyone should be obsessed with him and if you aren't obsessed with him then there's something wrong with you

#its so funny (and gay) when he thinks everybody is as obsessed with lbh as he is #but also. he's right #binghe is just such a great character and i love him sosososo much im putting him in my pocket as we speak #aleks.txt #the scum villain's self saving system #svsss #luo binghe #scum villain

[oifaaa]

Red Hood kidnaps Mia >>>Titans Tower fight

#dc #jason todd #mia dearden #titans tower fight wishes it was the mia kidnapped plot #but also think its funny #that it kinda happened twice #were one writer would write a shitty jason story #then judd winnick would come along #and basically be like #he wouldnt say that #and then just write a better version of the story #like jason confronts a younger teen hero #or ginger villain jason causes trouble for batman dick #it is the type of petty i can respect