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#its happened multiple times
mysicklove · 3 months
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the amount of ppl who have lied to me about their age and then used my kindness to their advantage truly makes me want to delete this account
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itadorey · 6 months
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sometimes i remember that there’s a video somewhere out there of me falling down a flight of stairs
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It's annoying when Spriggans take a knee cause 1 they're gonna heal themselves and 2 for some reason when they take a knee and just before they heal themselves, they don't take any damage from my attacks. But as soon as their spell activates my weapons finally do damage and they die cause I somehow killed them fast enough before the spell took full affect even thou I can see the golden glow of the spell activate.
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joanofarccoded · 1 year
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is anyone else able to feel when their heart breaks or is that just me. cause mine just did i could feel it
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avengerphobic · 7 months
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i love recommending agent of atlas to people because they usually do it to humor me but then they come to find out its legitimately really good
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foolishly-snowy · 1 year
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Sometimes I'll be in a conversation and someone will mention some sort of mineral ore and I black out for a second and reply with "ore what?" and no one EVER laughs
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eeveeights · 3 months
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differences in perspective.
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lazycranberrydoodles · 11 months
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woe mundane monopoly headcanons be upon ye
follow for more of modern au hua cheng’s outfits
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knightingale · 5 months
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Not that it really matters but the thing about the Darry Trial™ in AGoT that I think so many people get wrong is that Sansa was protecting Arya when she said she didn't remember what happened by the Trident. Lets say Sansa told the truth in that scene; she'd necessarily have to include that Arya hit Joffrey with a broomstick, because he was cutting Mycah's cheek for hitting Arya, and that's what led to the fight that had Nymeria biting Joff. But if Sansa said this then Arya would be wrongly seen as the guilty party.
Like, these people didn't care that Mycah was killed, so why would this room full of nobles and mostly Lannister knights care that Joffrey cut him on the cheek? They'd most likely view the situation as their Crown Prince chastising an impudent peasant for hitting highborn Lady Arya Stark. So Arya attacking her "defender" over this could be seen as an unjust (or even an irrational/crazed) assault on the future king. Don't get me wrong, I think Arya was totally right to beat Joff, just like Dunk was right to beat Aerion for the same reason, but their classist and sexist nobility isn't going to view the situation like we do.
And as we learn later, the punishment for striking a royal is to lose the hand that struck them. Do I think Robert would've cut Arya's hand off? No, of course not, but I'm sure that Sansa thought her sister would be punished in some way if she confirmed that Arya had hit a royal. We don't actually learn that Robert thinks the whole affair is no big deal until after Sansa has spoken and with further context we know that Sansa is frightened by Robert... so ya'know.
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filmnoirsbian · 3 months
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Everyday on social media is just someone else saying "lesbians do fuck men, actually" while trying to make it seem #liberal instead of just your garden variety homophobia
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oifaaa · 3 months
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I saw some of your two jasons/clone AU and I genuinely thought you were continuing the markiplier joke and now Jason had a clone who Ra’s and Talia just like. plopped fake memories in and set loose idk. and decided to become a youtuber.
Anon please could you not spoil the ending of my clone au that's very rude of you Jeez now I've got to come up with a whole new ending
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moeblob · 2 months
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I am really tired of a situation rn.
#fe three houses#felix hugo fraldarius#me using felix on my angy days because he is my angersona? you bet!#anyway if you want to try to get someones money or something bc you hurt your own car banging into mine#can you try to be a bit more timely with it buddy come on you hit me on feb29 !#why am i getting your insurance company calling me today !#also i would like to point out i didnt do it and neither of us were hurt and i filed a claim with my own insurance comp#and also filed a police report bc he didnt even suggest calling the cops to the scene#so like yeah hey man maybe you and your insurance company can move a lil faster or smth#literally everything that happened the day of is - according to my dad - an intimidation tactic#i look like im 15 and he probably thinks he can take advantage of a new driver but ya know! tough luck!#im just really tired and stressed over multiple things not negative so getting this on top of it was like#bro .................... anyway my phone didnt pick up for some reason so i called back and then nothing got resolved#cause the person who actually called me wasnt around to connect the line to from the guy who answered#idk man just its a lot despite my v minimal energy#got a job interview on monday tho ! and then also next week is an eye exam#and you might be thinking isnt that a good thing to get your eyes checked? you are correct but i am horrified#there are two body parts that give me absolute anxiety and eyes are one of them#and i know my eye sight is declining and im just v anxious#its fine im going to be fine i just have to be anxious about it
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attineilde · 2 months
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me when I realise I should've done my homework instead of reading aftg fanfics:
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casmick-consequences · 4 months
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the ship has sailed...
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iraprince · 1 year
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okay actually one more. this isn't going to help me plan my shop launch at all im just curious
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penicillium-pusher · 9 days
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Something I've noticed lately is that every time I go to the doctor and they ask how long I've been on testosterone, they are always surprised when I say ~6 years, like in a way that suggests they don't interact with people who've been on t that long, and I'm just so??? What? Do transmascs not ever visit the doctor after just starting t? Where are the longer term t users and why am I one of the first ones in this establishment
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