relationship status of some of my favourite jcs jesus/judas dynamics:
original 1970 concept album: never slept together, but they’re both thinking about it 24/7
1973 film: had sex once right before the film starts which leads judas to sing heaven on their minds
2000 film: exes — jesus broke up with judas and judas is still mad about it
2012 arena tour: boyfriends who never actually broke up because jesus is a procrastinator so he’s just trying to drop hints by ignoring judas constantly
2014 swedish production: used to be a very close couple; currently in an open relationship that’s starting to get on judas’s nerves
2019 st petersburg: emo boyfriends
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ian gillan's jesus is so funny to me.
the way he reacts to mary cooling down his face is just hysterical.
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Jesus Christ Superstar (1973) Starters
"This Jesus Must Die"
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Good (name), the Council waits for you.
Ah, gentlemen, you know why we are here.
We've not much time, and quite a problem here.
Listen to that howling mob of blockheads in the street.
The whole town's on its feet.
He is dangerous!
A rabble-rousing mission that I think we must abort.
Look, (name), they're right outside our yard!
No, wait!
We need a more permanent solution to our problem.
What then to do about (name) of (place)?
No riots, no army, no fighting, slogans.
One thing I'll say for him, (name) is cool.
We dare not leave him to his own devices.
His half-witted fans will get out of control.
How can we stop him?
His glamour increases by leaps every minute.
He's top of the pole.
I see bad things arising!
I see blood and destruction!
Our elimination because of one man.
Blood and destruction because of one man.
Where do we start with a man who is bigger than (name)?
Fools, you have no perception!
The stakes we are gambling are frighteningly high!
We must crush him completely!
So like (name), this (person) must die!
For the sake of the nation, this (name) must die!
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