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pandadrake · 5 months
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He’s not funny because his jokes suck.
Dedicated to that deleted scene from ATSV where he actually tries to quip and Jess nearly dies of cringe.
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milkbreadtoast · 7 months
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**I am talking about exactly no one but myself
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stars-n-spice · 10 months
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Thinking about clones either makes me:
Super giddy and happy
Absolutely and utterly devastated and broken hearted, full on sobbing on the floor, shaking and trembling
Horny as fuck
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nicolos · 1 year
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“yo mista white this says there’s an evil presence watching us or some shit”
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“JESSE. JESSE GO UNDERGROUND QUICK WE’RE NOT READY. JESSE YOU ONLY HAVE 120 HEALTH”
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mwolf0epsilon · 1 year
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Rex, doing some late night rounds to make sure everything is in order: What the...? Fives, Hardcase, Jesse & several more troopers, camping right outside of the barracks with pillows and blankets they clearly took off their bunks: Good evening captain. Rex, flabbergasted: What are all of you doing out here?! You all need to be up at 0600 sharp! Jesse, lazily resting his chin on the crook of his arms: Oh, we know that Rex. Fives, nodding: That's exactly why we came out here to get some sleep. Rex: That makes no sense... You should be in your bunks if you're trying to have a good night's rest... Hardcase: See, that's where you're wrong Rex! Rex, confused: Uh??? Jesse: Here's the situation... Dogma snores. Fives interjects: Like, a lot. Jesse: And he was keeping us up all night. Hardcase, nodding along with them: So we all came out here to get away from his snoring, otherwise we'd just not get any sleep and we'd end up zombies in the morning... Rex, crossing his arms: His snoring isn't that bad! You usually sleep through it just fine! Fives: Yeah, because its usually tolerable. Thing is, we ran out of allergy meds and Dogma's sinuses have been acting up... Rex: You're all being ridiculous. Jesse, opening the barracks doors just to prove a point: See for yourself then. Dogma, clinging to a sleeping Tup and snoring so loudly he sounds more like a roaring rancor than a sleeping trooper: Rex: Rex: I... How is he making that much noise??? Fives: I'm more confused as to how Tup can sleep through it.
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metalmaul · 9 months
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here you go righteous gemstones fans
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boxofoxberry · 1 month
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jesstra brainrot from today...... they make me so violent
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thedrotter · 1 month
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drew @coochie-sniffer3000 's jeff n tony girl designs CUZ THEY SCRATCH MY BRAIN THE SILLIES!!!
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saraanzu · 4 months
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breaking bad is great. I watch walter white try to kill a fly. I think wow I love these symbolic intros. the fly is not an intro bit. I watch an entire episode about walter and jesse trying to kill a fly. all those tumblr textposts about how funny breaking bad is and nobody told me about The Fly Episode.
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nymphacae · 2 years
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Happy Halloween everyone!! This was a collab with Tommie (@KEENZIPPER on Twitter) who did the coloring : ] let the record show I advocated for vriska tulip
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bookwyrminspiration · 5 months
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I understand why it happens, but it's always so funny to me when an adult's relationship is important to a story told from the pov of a young protagonist, because the result is that this fucking kid continuously winds up in the middle of all these incredibly personal, emotionally intimate scenes and its like guys. do you want some privacy. are you sure you don't want some privacy
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weepynymph · 1 year
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Just noticed a lovely little costume detail in this scene and had to share.
Under their fleecy coats Rory and Jess's shirts are pretty much exactly the same shade of purple. I like to kind of read that as a subtle visual cue that while they might be in opposition on the surface (arguing about Luke and the chalk outline prank), under that there's this inherent kinship between them. It's like they're LITERALLY cut from the same cloth.
(Even the way Jess's coat is buttoned up and Rory's is open implying that he's more guarded about his inner self at this stage - god I love the costuming on this show!)
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anxiouspotatorants · 20 days
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Dinner at the crap shack with post original series! Lorelai, Luke, Sookie, Jackson and Jess who’s visiting (bonus points if Rory happens to be around too), and at some point early in the table conversation Lorelai and Jess make the exact same joke at the exact same time and freeze in horror.
And they try to play it cool, maybe one of them says «jinx you owe me a Coke» but then it happens again, and then again, and it keeps happening why do they have the same banter?? It’s scaring the hell out of them both (and giving the rest of the table some hilarious newfound clarity)
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burnnotice · 7 months
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themyscirah · 6 months
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Hal with the cast vs. Simon with the cast
Also known as two scenarios that could not have LESS in common
Pics from Emerald Twilight (GL 1990 #48) and Rage Planet (GLs #6)
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