#karlnapity incorrect quotes

[a-bit-very-confused]

im working on a couple posts for yall <3

#op?? active in the year of our lord 2023?? #more likely than you think #karlnapity #karlnapity incorrect quotes #theyll be out maybe not soon but someday!! i promise

[khyrrn-v2]

Quackity, thinking of his ex-fiancés: I’m good at what I do because I am painfully single

#source: is it cake? #quackity #dream smp #dsmp #quackity dsmp #quackity dream smp #karlnapity incorrect quotes #karlnapity #ex-karlnapity

[enby-calamity]

c!Karl: I didn't drink that much last night. c!Sapnap: You were flirting with c!Quackity and me. c!Karl: So what? you are my partners. c!Sapnap: You asked if we were single. c!Quackity: And then you cried when we said we weren't.

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[disturbed-and-depressed]

Dream: Sapnap, you'll be working with Karl and Y/n.

Sapnap: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Everyone else: *blank stares*

Sapnap: ...Of people on a team.

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[whatmcytsaid]

Dream: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

George: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Sapnap: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, George, learn to listen.

BadBoyHalo: What if it bites itself and I die?

Skeppy: That’s voodoo.

Karl: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

George: That’s correlation, not causation.

BadBoyHalo: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

Skeppy: That’s kinky.

Dream: Oh my God.

#in honor of me meeting all these MFs #incorrect quotes #incorrect dsmp quotes #dsmp #dreamwastaken #georgenotfound #sapnap #karl jacobs #dnf #karlnap #bbh #skeppy #badboyhalo #skephalo

[incorrect-dream-smp-quotes]

Foolish: I'm going to the store, do you want anything?

Quackity, laying on the floor: I want my fiances back.

Foolish: I've only got like...20 bucks.

Quackity: You could at least get Sapnap for 20 bucks, come on.

#incorrect quotes #dream smp #foolishg #quackity #karlnapity

[koreanbibliophilegirl]

Found this incorrect quote I made for my dsmp superpower AU and then forgot about.

Quackity, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Karl, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Sapnap, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Punz, trembling: What are we playing

Behold, the power of love and also utter idiocy.

#(the quote was from ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator btw) #sapnap #karl jacobs #quackity #karlnapity #dream smp #dsmp #Lilly's dsmp superpower au #punz #poor Punz is suffering lol #Lilly tries to meme #(I knew I'd forgotten a tag!)

[tang0w0tek]

Sapnap, sweating: Karl, Quackity, there’s something I need to ask you-

Quackity: Finally! You’re proposing!

Sapnap: How’d you know?

Karl: Sapnap, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Quackity: I even picked it up once.

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[incorrect-mcyt-quote-blog]

Karl, an amnesiac: do I know you?!?

Quackity, a gaslighter: i don’t know… do you???

Sapnap, an empath: I feel like something is wrong here 😣

#source: unknown #karl jacobs mcyt #karl jacobs dream smp #karl jacobs #sapnap dsmp #sapnap mcyt #sapnap #quackity dsmp #quackity #quackity mcyt #karlnapity #karlnap #incorrect mcyt #incorrect dream smp #incorrect quotes #incorrect karlnapity

[various-incorrect-nonsense]

Sapnap: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Karl: Sapnap no.

Quackity: Mistlefoe.

Karl: Please stop encouraging him.

#Various DSMP #dsmp #dsmp incorrect quotes #karlnapity #karl jacobs #ckarl jacobs #sapnap #csapnap #quackity #cquackity #dream smp

[trashland-llamas]

niki, what the hell is wrong with your friend?

niki; he’s failing two classes, he’s a little socially awkward, and if you look closely his jawline’s kinda uneven

— — —

quackity; fuck the patriarchy

fundy; yeah fuck the patriarchy

quackity; hey, guess who i hooked up with last night?

fundy; who?

quackity; schlatt

fundy; what?

quackity; you said fuck th—you didn’t mean literally

fundy; no i didn’t mean literally

— — —

karl; how do you know i’m into guys?

sapnap; your bookshelf, i read some of these books too

quackity; you read books voluntarily?

sapnap; i’m lazy, not stupid

— — —

fundy; when did i conform to people? when i pretended to be cis for 13 years

— — —

purpled; why do you have to put an address for the reference?

ranboo; so if you don’t answer, they can hunt you down

tubbo; this isn’t a drive-by

— — —

foolish; …hot girl summer?

slimecicle; should i look it up on urban dictionary?

foolish; yes

purpled; that’d be a weird ass search history on las nevadas wifi

— — —

philza; alright angsty teens with your leg bouncing

wilbur; sorry

philza; it’s fine, i just looked under the table and i saw all 3 of you bouncing your leg

(the other 2 being tommy & techno)

#incorrect dsmp quotes #incorrect mcyt quotes #niki nihachu #quackity #fundy #karl #sapnap #purpled #ranboo #tubbo #foolish #slimecicle #philza #wilbur soot #coconut duo #rocket duo #rain duo #karlnapity #sbi

[incorrectminecraftyt]

Karl: Sapnap, I'm sad.

Sapnap: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.

Quackity: Wilbur, I'm sad.

Revivebur, nodding: mood.

#c!wilbur #c!karl #c!Sapnap #c!quackity #tntduo #karlnap #dsmp #mcyt incorrect quotes #dreamsmp incorrect quotes #revivebur #revived wilbur

[skeptical-frog]

Karl: How’s the sexiest person here~?

Sapnap: I don’t know, how is he~?

Karl, flustered: I-

Quackity, from across the room: I’m doing great, thanks!

#mcyt incorrect quotes #dsmp incorrect quotes #fiance trio #karlnapity #karl jacobs #sapnap #quackity #frog incorrect quotes

[dsmpbutbetter]

slimecicle after q went to speak to karl and sapnap: are you crying?

quackity, sniffling: no it’s an allergic reaction

slimecicle, concerned: to what?

quackity, sobbing: life

#THAT STREAM WAS SO SAD #I STILL CRY ABOUT IT #incorrect dsmp quotes #dsmp #incorrect dream smp #dream smp #slimecicle #quackity #sapnap #karl #karlnapity #fiance trio

[whatmcytsaid]

Karl: Sap, are you in the mood for a quickie later?

Sapnap, choking: W-what?

Karl: You know, one of those egg pies?

Sapnap: ITS PRONOUNCED QUICHE

#karlnap #karl jacobs #sapnap #incorrect quotes #incorrect dsmp quotes

[cas-kaz]

sapnap : Bye quackity ! Bye karl! Bye dream ! Bye george! Bye quackity !

karl: You said ‘bye quackity ’ twice.

sapnap : I like quackity .

#sapnap #karlnapity #quackity #dreamwastaken #georgenotfound #crew boys #karl jacobs #incorrect quotes