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A Dragon And A Goddess
Sex with a Dragon
⚠️ : Smut 🔞 Minors DNI: Read at your own risk. I can not stop you from reading this if you are still a minor.
Kiana woke up, and she groaned at the sunlight. Her head hurt, and she felt her dragon move closer to her. Serenity had sensed her mate's discomfort and moved a wing over Kiana. The goddess moved closer to her, and she smiled happily. "Good morning." Kiana hummed.
"Good morning, Treasure." Serenity buried her face in Kiana's breasts.
"Treasure?"
"A dragon's mate is her greatest treasure. Mmm, I should put you in my hoard room and keep you there." Kiana felt the dragon smirk against her skin, and she knew that she was teasing her.
"Are you going to lock me up?" Kiana asked seductively. Serenity smirked and quickly pinned the goddess down.
"Only if you beg for it." Serenity sat on Kiana's lap, and she could feel the bulge.
"What if I want to tie you up?" Kiana pulled her into a kiss.
"Do you want to tie me up?" Serenity asked against her lips.
"Sometime." Kiana gripped her thighs, and Serenity moaned softly. She sat up, and Serenity buried her face into her neck. She moaned as Kiana moved her hips. "Do you feel good?" Serenity whined, and Kiana kept moving her hips. Mei wasn't Kiana's first time with a girl. So Kiana knew where a girl's weak spot was. Serenity cried out as the friction on her clit was too much. She panted against her and Kiana moved her up and laid her down. The dragon wasn't wearing much clothing to begin with and Kiana pulled her panties off. Serenity whined as Kiana moved her thighs apart. The dragons back arched as she was still sensitive. Kiana moved her thighs over her shoulders and started eating Serenity out. She moaned at her taste and Serenity gripped Kiana's white hair.
"Kiana!" Serenity cummed and Kiana cleaned her up. The goddess moved up Serenity's body and Kiana gripped her thighs. "I want to make you feel good." Serenity whined.
"Not now. Later. Need to be inside you." Kiana hissed. Serenity cried out as she entered her. Kiana moaned and she waited for Serenity to adjust.
"Please wait." It was barely a whisper but Kiana heard it.
"I know." Kiana kissed her and Serenity smiled. She kissed her back and moved her hips. Kiana moaned and Serenity gasped. Kiana started to move slowly and Serenity moaned.
"Kiana." The dragon whined as Kiana moved faster. She started to moan and Kiana gasped at the tightness. Serenity scratched her back as she tightened her legs around her waist. The goddess moaned softly and she fucked her harder.
"So tight." Kiana hissed out. Serenity cried out and she cummed around Kiana.
"Kiana." Serenity whimpered.
"What is it?"
"Want your children." Serenity begged. Kiana remembered that the dragon was still in heat. Kiana always wanted to start a family but Mei didn't want to. Kiana tried for a surrogate if she was scared that the child would get the futa genes but Mei shot it down. Serenity wanted a family again and Kiana knew that Serenity was her soulmate. She nodded and kissed her. Serenity moaned as Kiana cummed deep inside her. The dragon whined against Kiana as the goddess pulled out.
"Turn around." Serenity got on her hands and knees and moaned when Kiana entered her.
"Kiana." She moaned out. Kiana saw Serenity's horns and leaned over her body. She could feel her tail wrap around her waist and Kiana moved a hand to her horns. Serenity cried out as she tightened when Kiana rubbed the base. "Sensitive!" Serenity whined. Her horns were sensitive when she was in heat. Kiana rubbed them gently, she knew that Serenity's horns would grow back but she still didn't want to break the horn off. Serenity whined as she panted. She cummed and her wings trembled. Kiana smirked as she continued to thrust through her high. "Please don't break them."
"I won't. I promise." Kiana kissed her throat and Serenity moaned. The goddess fucked her dragon harder and knew that this is what she wanted. She wanted to break Serenity. She wanted to make the powerful dragon submit to her. But she wanted to do it when she wasn't in heat. Serenity moaned as Kiana cummed deep inside her. Kiana pulled out and collapsed next to Serenity. The dragon panted as her legs trembled. Serenity wasn't done yet. She sat up and straddled Kiana. "Hmm?"
"What part of I want you to breed me do you not understand?" Serenity grabbed the gift bag and she put the collar on. Kiana blushed scarlet as Serenity handed her the leash. "I'm a Dragon. I can handle it, Kiana." Kiana tugged on the leash and she moaned.
"Ride me than pet." Serenity moaned softly as she slid down onto Kiana's cock. Kiana smirked as she kissed Serenity's breasts. She played with them and the dragon moaned as she moved her hips. Kiana moved her hands to the base of Serenity's wings and gripped them. Serenity cried out and she cummed. The goddess smirked and bit into her shoulder. Serenity leaned her head back as she felt immense pleasure. Kiana was fucking up into her and playing Serenity's wings at the same time. "Are you enjoying yourself?" Kiana moaned as Serenity kept moving. Her body was slowly heating up and Kiana moaned at the warmness of Serenity. She heard that dragons mate for life and sex was a vital part of their lives. But Kiana never knew that Dragons felt so good. Serenity was close to cumming. Kiana cummed and her eyes widened as Serenity's wings stretched. There was a loud cry as Serenity cummed hard. Kiana panted as Serenity stopped moving. Kiana pulled the leash towards her. The dragon's head was yanked forward. Kiana kissed her and Serenity whined against her. Serenity pulled off and she pulled Kiana towards the tub. Serenity turned the shower on and they both cleaned each other's bodies off.
"I love you so much." Serenity kissed Kiana's neck. She started to suck hickies on her neck. Kiana moaned softly and she allowed the dragon to mark her. Serenity pulled away and Kiana smiled softly at her.
"I love you too." Serenity smiled and kissed Kiana. They both finished cleaning themselves and went to the bedroom.
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◇《Honkai: Star Rail Masterlist 1》◇
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》Started: 14/05/2023
》Finished: 06/06/2023
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》General headcanons:
How they love you. (Kafka/Blade/Welt/Gepard x Reader)
How they love you. (Part 2) (Arlan/Yanqing x Reader)
Returning home to you. (Kafka/Blade/Jing Yuan/Welt/Gepard x Reader)
Stellaron Hunters with a Herrscher s/o! (Kafka/Blade/Silverwolf x Herrscher!Reader)
When someone tries flirting with you right infront of them. (Kafka/Blade/Welt/Dan Heng/Gepard/Sampo x Reader)
Astral Express characters with Kiana!Reader. (Dan Heng/March 7th/Himeko/Welt x Reader)
Hsr characters with Archon!Older sibling!Reader! (Blade/Luocha/Jing Yuan/Gepard)
Yanqing and Jing Yuan with a physically weak reader!
Hsr men with Raiden Mei like reader!(Welt/Blade/Dan Heng x Reader)
Hsr characters with ball jointed doll Reader!(Welt/Gepard/Sampo)
Voicelines about their S/O's!(Yanqing/Arlan/Dan Heng x Reader)
Hsr characters with Nilou-like reader!(Jing Yuan/Blade/Dan Heng/Luocha)
Hsr men with Kiana (HoF era) Reader!(Sampo/Gepard/Jing Yuan)
Hsr men with a Crystal!Reader.(Dan Heng/Sampo/Welt)
Hsr men with very feminine reader, who's also badass!(Dan Heng/Sampo/Welt)
Hsr characters with Reader who's in a band!(Serval/Gepard/Sampo)
Hsr men with Vahumana reader!(Blade/Dan Heng/Gepard/Sampo/Welt)
Hsr men with very affectionate reader!(Blade/Dan Heng/Jing Yuan)
Hsr men with doctor reader!(Blade/Gepard/Sampo)
Soulmate au with Luocha/Welt!
Hsr men with sleepy reader!(Welt/Yanqing/Sampo)
Hsr men with reincarnated reader!(Dan Heng/Blade/Jing Yuan)
Seeing hsr men shirtless and asking them, if they want a dog.(Welt/Gepard)
Hsr men with a s/o who gives everyone pet names!(Dan Heng/Jing Yuan/Blade/Gepard)
Hsr men with an animal loving reader!(Jing Yuan, Dan Heng, Blade, Luocha)
Hsr men when the Organisation leader!Male!Reader gets attacked!(Welt/Blade/Jing Yuan)
Hsr men with artist s/o!(Jing Yuan/Gepard/Sampo)
Hsr men with Ayaka like reader!(Blade/Jing Yuan/Dan Heng)
Hsr men with HoT!Reader!(Jing Yuan/Blade/Luocha)
Hsr men with chronically ill reader!(Sampo/Welt)
Hsr men with cat hybrid reader!(Yanqing/Welt/Jing Yuan)
Eating chocolate with hsr men, but spoicy.(Sampo/Welt/Gepard)
Eating chocolate with hsr men, but spoicy, part 2.(Blade/Jing Yuan)
Hsr men taking care of your Griseo-like sister with you!(Welt/Jing Yuan/Caelus)
Hsr men with Reader that has Elsa-Like abilities!(Luocha/Welt)
Hsr men keeping you from sacrificing yourself for your kingdom!(Welt/Dan Heng/Gepard/Jing Yuan/Luocha)
Characteristics/personalities hsr men would want in their s/o!(Dan Heng/Blade/Jing Yuan)
Hsr characters with Ganyu-like!Reader.(Welt/Jing Yuan/Blade/Fu Xuan
Hsr men with a Herrscher of flamsection like reader!(Yanqing/Blade/Jing Yuan)
Astral express crew with Angel!Reader.
Hsr men with Eden-like!Reader.(Luocha/Welt/Jing Yuan)
Introducing hsr men to your family!(Welt/Jing Yuan/Gepard/Blade/Dan Heng)
Hsr men reacting to your vision being taken away!(Welt/Gepard/Blade/Jing Yuan)
Hsr men reacting to your vision being taken away, Part 2!(Caelus/Dan Heng/Luocha)
Hsr men with a Columbina-like!Reader.(Dan Heng/Jing Yuan/Blade)
Hsr men with Platonic!Child!Sirin-like!Reader.(Welt/Dan Heng/Gepard/Blade)
Hsr men comforting their sad s/o!(Dan Heng/Welt/Gepard/Blade)
Hsr men with a s/o that hides their scars from them!(Blade/Jing Yuan)
Hsr men with a doctor!reader that neglects themselves for work.(Welt/Sampo)
Astral Express crew with platonic youngest!Trailblazer!Reader.(Dan Heng/Himeko/Welt/March 7th/Caelus)
Hsr men with reader who has a Wanderer inspired little brother!(Dan Heng/Luocha/Jing Yuan/Blade)
Hsr men with reader that's scared of thunder!(Dan Heng/Blade/Jing Yuan)
Hsr characters with an Emanator!Reader.(Herta/Jing Yuan/Kafka/Yanqing)
Hsr characters with a reader who uses a Zhongli Ult.(Blade/Yanqing/Gepard/Bronya)
Hsr men with a reader who's dying in their arms.(Blade/Jing Yuan/Dan Heng/Luocha)
Platonic!Astral Express crew with Reader who was taken in by them and loves to go on rants.
Reader who faints at the sight of blood.(Welt/Jing Yuan)
Hsr men with Ningguangs older brother!Reader.(Gepard/Welt/Jing Yuan/Blade)
Hsr men taking care of a sick reader!(Jing Yuan/Luocha/Dan Heng)
Pranking hsr men with a "magic trick"!(Blade/Jing Yuan/Dan Heng)
Stellaron hunters with a reader who has a Qiqi-like! Little sister.
Hsr men with a Vill V-like!Reader.(Jing Yuan/Welt/Luocha)
Hsr men spending time with the reader in the Lantern Rite festival.(Jing Yuan/Blade/Dan Heng)
Stellaron hunters with Neopolitan-like!Reader.
Stellaron hunters with Platonic!Ai Hoshino-like!Reader.
Stellaron hunters with a Nanno-like! Reader.
》Welt Yang:
Welt relationship headcanons. (Welt x Gn!Reader)
From beyond this World. (Welt x PE!Reader)
Welt with a Raiden Ei like Reader!
Welt being jealous of a plushy that looks like him!
Welt reuniting with his reincarnated lover!
Welt with a Herrscher of Thunder Reader.
》Yanqing:
When someone flirts with you infront of Yanqing. (Yanqing x Fem!Reader)
Yanqing with a Herrscher s/o!
Yanqing relationship headcanons!
True Power. (Yanqing x HoT!Fem!Reader)
True Love. (Prologue to "True Power"!)
Yanqing and physical affection/love languages!
Yanqing with a s/o that graduated early!
Yanqing with an Edel Raid reader!
The hidden gem. (Yanqing x Edel Raid! Reader)
Yanqing having a crush on someone that's the opposite of him!
Yanqing with a Herrscher of Reason s/o!
Yanqing with a Trailblazer s/o!
Yanqing with a Nilou-like!Reader!
Yanqing breaking his swords for you and Jing Yuan reacting to it!
》Jing Yuan:
Jing Yuan with a Raiden Mei reader!
Jing Yuan stopping reader from using their abilities to save his master at the expense of their own life!
Jing Yuan being in love with Yanqing's mother!Reader.
》Himeko:
Bittersweet. (Himeko x Valkyrie!Reader
》Luocha:
Luocha with a Elysia-like reader!
Luocha with a Shinobu-like reader!
》Blade:
Telling Blade, that you'd gladly become a sinner for him.
Blade with a reader who's terrified of bugs.
》Nanook:
Nanook with a Zhongli-like!Reader.
Nanook joining the Astral Express for you.
Nanook with an Archon s/o!
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[Another day in Paradise] #5
Имя/Name: Киана (Kiana)
Сезон рождения/Season of birth: зима (winter)
Место рождения/Place (City) of birth: Бриндлтон-Бэй (Brindleton Bay)
Черта характера/Trait: спокойная (calm)
Причуды/Quirks: ранняя пташка, любит плеваться, любит звуки (early raiser, happy spitter, loves sounds)
Раса/Race: гибрид (hybrid)*
*поскольку игровыми способами невозможно создать гибрида, это сюжетная условность.
#project kiana#vikom dynasty#sims 4#sims 4 screenshots#sims 4 gameplay#simblr#simblog#симс 4#симс 4 скриншоты#симс 4 геймплей#симблер#симблог
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writing blog: rules & requests (kpop, hyv games!)
my askbox is currently open for requests for drabbles, headcanons, most-to-leasts, scenarios, reactions and general chitchat about the interests/topics i have listed below. i write both sfw and nsfw content, and i ask that minors do not interact with anything i post.
there is no obligation to send any tips but if you feel like passing on a good deed, my kofi is https://ko-fi.com/idolelysia
navigation around my blog should be fairly simple as all posts are tagged by ‘shipname’ and either ‘shipname fluff/smut’, or 'character x reader' / 'character imagine' - but if you need help finding anything in particular just reach out. i'll make a masterlist once my blog is more populated as i'm starting fresh!
the ships & characters i write for are;
genshin (bolded are otps and will prob be filled quicker bc motivation!!)
CANDACE - dehya x candace
GANYU - ganyu x keqing
JEAN - jean x lisa
KAEYA - kaeya x lumine
AYAKA - ayaka x yoimiya
KEQING - keqing x ganyu, keqing x lumine
SARA - sara x kokomi
LISA - lisa x jean
RAIDEN - ei x yae miko
KOKOMI - kokomi x sara, kokomi x yae miko, kokomi x lumine, kokomi x yoimiya
CHILDE - childe x lumine
LUMINE - lumine x childe, lumine x jeht, lumine x xiao, + lumine x most female characters (just ask!)
XIAO - xiao x lumine
YAE MIKO - yae x ei, yae x lumine, yae x kokomi
YOIMIYA - yoimiya x ayaka, yoimiya x kokomi
ZHONGLI - zhongli x guizhong
DEHYA - dehya x dunyarzad, dehya x candace
CYNO - cyno x lumine
honkai: star rail (bolded are otps and will prob be filled quicker bc motivation!!)
KAFKA - kafka x blade, kafka x himeko, kafka x stelle
BLADE - blade x kafka
STELLE - stelle x march, stelle x kafka, stelle x most female characters, stelle x sampo
JING YUAN - jingyuan x blade
MARCH 7TH - march x stelle
SERVAL - serval x stelle, serval x cocolia
BRONYA - bronya x seele
SAMPO - sampo x stelle
honkai impact 3rd
IT'S PRETTY HARD TO MAKE A LIST HERE i ship p much every wlw ship and also kevsu..... lmao but my otps are: sakukallen, kiamei, fuki, fukimei, elyeden, elymei, kevsu, bronseele
k-pop (girl groups only, only members over 18, ship & x reader ok!)
note: i only write wlw content here.
le sserafim, ive, aespa, tripleS, gfriend
you can request other groups too, just be aware i may take a bit longer with them!
i'm good on lots of different tropes, aus, canon divergences etc - really no limit on the sfw prompts and requests, let your imagination run wild! i LOVE writing alternate universe stuff so dont be shy
i do not write nsfw for any ambiguously aged characters/lolis/etc and that should go without saying. however i do see characters such as lumine and stelle as adults. block if uncomfy w that.
i write f/f, f/m, and reader/character. trans reader/character is of course fine, and i like a lot of fem!versions of ships such as fem soukoku, kevsu, etc so seriously don't be afraid, i'll do anything!!
THE ONLY MLM SHIPS I WRITE FOR ARE KEVIN X SU (HI3) AND JING YUAN X BLADE (HSR). I WILL NO LONGER BE WRITING MLM OTHERWISE.
I CAN WRITE ALL DYNAMICS, SWITCH IS FINE FOR ALL MY SHIPS
this is a kink/fetish friendly space. i will write most things as long as they’re not explicitly on my 'NOPE’ list. some of the things people ask about often that i am comfortable writing are;
armpit fetish
blood play
body worship
electrostim
fisting
foot and armpit fetish
general BDSM themes such as impact play, degradation, and D/s dynamics
hybrids
knife play
omorashi
pet play
polyamory
public sex
watersports
cnc
gun play
high school aus (sfw only)
yandere aus
somnophilia
i will NOT write;
rape scenes
incest (including fantasy incest + step-cest)
anything that’s literally illegal - i should hope this goes without saying.
please don’t send the same prompt multiple times - it’s likely in my asbox waiting for me to get to it, so try to be patient. if you’re genuinely concerned that tumblr has swallowed your request alive please reach out to me off-anon so that i can confirm whether i’ve received your message or not. i won’t judge anyone for their prompts, i promise. <333
#MARA.TXT#hsr fanfic#genshin fanfic#gg smut#kpop smut#kpop gg x reader#hsr x reader#hsr x you#genshin x reader#genshin x you#genshin imagines#hsr imagines#kafblade#chilumi#elymei#fukimei#sakukallen#fuki#kiamei#kevsu#jingren#kafhime#starch#stelle x sampo#guili#zhongli x guizhong#le sserafim imagines#ive imagines#wjsn smut#wjsn x reader
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Cat HoV + Tuna Kiana + Dragon Mei
that would be an interesting hybrid
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Monster March 2023 Day 16 Giant- Part 3
Hemi has His Pixie
So when I originally had this idea for this set of stories, surrounding Kisska Kiana and KaBoom, the firework vendor. I wrote, probably 100k of background lore for @momolady to use when I commissioned her for a set of commissions. And while she took a better and different approach to it than I originally had in mind, it actually worked out better.
But when I got this prompt. Because Hemi was an orc/goliath/giant hybrid. So it counts. Also this is the NSFW sexy smutty part.
The reason this took forever was I had part one and part three already done. It was that stupid middle to tie the two together was the hardest part. So think of this as the initial spark that started the commission and then fanfiction of my own commisssions. Which is why Obresh and The Ruby Empire, which solely belong to @momolady are mentioned.
But as always thanks to @borealwrites for their Monster March prompts. You're amazing.
Part 3
It took a week, but Pix finally came back around and apologized for losing her temper and tried to give his black balm back but he insisted that it was a gift given in good faith. And it would be a great honor to him if she kept it and used it. Which went a long way with her. And while they couldn’t immediately pick up where they had left off before the lapse in judgement. It was a start.
And for the next six months, Hemi was eager to learn everything he could about Pix and her crew and Pix took him up to a colony herself and helped negotiate for him to get a good and proper map, like the kind she had.
So now, here they were, a full seven months later, in the same tavern. She and her crew on one side while Hemi sat in the very middle of it.
Pix sat in the booth at the tavern, watching Hemi arm wrestle patron after patron and making more money doing it than he ever did making money with KaBoom and his crew to “supplement” his dietary needs.
Pix was celebrating in this very bar the fact that she had another full year under her belt as Head Guard for Kisska Kiana. Kisska could go anywhere and everywhere and was often booked up delivering babies at least six months in advance. It was a station that came with yet another hefty raise- which she was using to celebrate tonight.
Pix had already ordered new armor with some of her raise and now she was feeling the full force of her joy and pride in the fruits of all her hard work and was going to be making better money from now on than she had ever made in her life because Kiana was an international household name.
Kisska and her family delivered for Queens, Pharaohs, Empresses, Czarinas, Sultanas and especially Clan Chieftesses and Warchieftesses alike, along with nobility and commoner. The purses for delivering for the wealthy were huge, often at least a year, three years even five years worth of average man’s wages- just to deliver a prince or princess which only took her a few weeks of babysitting the mother and then a day or two of actual work to earn.
Kisska was the best boss anyone could ask for. She was easy going, lenient, understanding and funny and was a sister to everyone but believed in personal boundaries and keeping her nose out of her employee’s business and she was easy to care for and guard because her reputation preceded her everywhere she went. It was the dream job.
Rogan didn’t trust people easily but Pix had earned his trust along with everyone elses and every year that was another year on the road and another year of success, was just another year of proving that such a thing could be done and done successfully. And could be done to the point of quite a bit of profit.
Pix had confidence that she had many more years like this one ahead of her too. And she took it as a great honor that Rogan entrusted his daughters, his precious first borns, to her and she took that responsibility very seriously and with her sisters in arms, who she herself trusted and put confidence in, it was a piece of cake and it was now that she and her fellow guards were in this very tavern celebrating, splitting three hogs and a whole keg of ale all on their own.
Hemi was still there to deter any idiot from ever thinking about crossing or double crossing KaBoom or any other member of the crew or ratting him out or else they got to deal with Hemi and his fists and his own battleaxes which were larger than most men. Hemi was half orc and half giant and goliath hybrid. He was still a 10 foot tall of solid being of bulging muscle.
He had gotten even more of those old school traditional hand chiseled tattoos from head to toe in the most jaw dropping gorgeous designs. Most men would either faint or die from the pain alone of having those tattoos. But Hemi wore them proudly. They were a story all their own and Pix could spend years studying them, if she could manage to get close to him to do so. Hemi was intimidating. He was the baddest of the bad, he was the epitome of Bad Ass Mother Fucker. He had a set of dire wolves he used to hunt with who she adored. She often would watch him set up his own crew’s tents and he could do twice the work the others could because he was twice as strong and twice as big. To Pix, over the last several months, she grew to view Hemi as a warrior god worth worshiping, which was saying something for her. And as much as she wanted to go ‘fuck it’ and just let her heart lead him the way his dogs always seemed to do.
Pix was a massive orc woman herself. She was large and in charge and acted like the matriarchal elephant for Kisska’s crew, she knew every road, trail, hill, mountain, river and lake on the continent and she had an excellent sense of direction and how to get from place to place and had everything mapped out in her head and had even made her own maps in addition to the ones she bought. She kept the group together and on schedule. She was also a falconer as were her fellow guards, the breed of falcon- firehawks- they hunted in pairs and groups and they used said falcons to hunt and scout especially.
But that wasn’t all, Pix had a massive bosom that would smother a normal human man and nearly did for most orc men and an ass you could set a tray on each buttscheek and was every bit as tough as Hemi was. She still wore her hair in a mohawk, shaved the sides of her head on a regular basis and wore a long single braid in the back that she stacked all of her beads on and often wore little else other than armor and lived in leather.
Pix had caught Hemi staring at her for what felt like hundreds if not thousands of times since he started working with KaBoom. Each time, the ghost of a grin on his face when he watched her set up her own camp or spar with her fellow shield maidens to keep her fighting skills in tip top shape.
To Hemi- her fighting skills, in his own opinion, were better than his own because while he was big and pretty quick on his feet, she had accuracy and finesse and elevated fighting to an art form and to see her body in motion always did it for him. She was bigger than most orc males and she intimidated even them because she was every bit of a warrior and fighter they were if not more so and she had the scars to prove it and had her own tattoos, some of them the same old school chiseled kind on the back of her shoulders and especially in the very center of her back between her shoulder blades when Hemi had introduced her to the tattooists in his father’s village where he vouched for her to be worthy of receiving them. And Pix had taken them like a champ. And ever since, especially now that it was summer and hot- she now often wore leather halter tops to show them off when she wasn’t in full armor on the road. And to Hemi- she was a warrior goddess worth worshiping.
But Hemi also knew that she was as fierce as she was beautiful and she had more honor than anyone, she had a great work ethic and he loved it that she was large and in charge. And he was also keenly aware that she was way too good for the likes of him. But he just couldn’t help but fall head over heels for her every time he saw her. And the more he observed her the more he picked up on the little things and details and her own personality. There was nothing that he saw of her that he didn’t like, even after all these months.
But for her, it was always dissappointing trying to fuck any man because she was so big, it was hard for her to tell if any of them were even in her. Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway trying to lay with anything less than an orc and she was deemed impossible to please and that hurt her feelings.
But she had caught Hemi getting hard watching her spar and watching her work and knew he was packing and with as much as she was drinking tonight, she had some liquid courage and with half a plan fueled by alcohol and some gassing by her fellow guards, she stood up after Hemi beat the last competitor, practically strutted over to Hemi across the bar, the patrons parting for her without a word because with her, it was halfway between a stomp and a strut and Hemi watched her every step of the way practically hypnotized by her and slammed her money down on the table.
“It’s my turn!” Pix demanded as she placed her hands on the table facing Hemi jutting her chest out and showing off her heaving cleavage to him and smirked when Hemi got a good eyeful before his eyes raked up her body to her face.
“Well alright then, finally a worthy opponent.” Hemi offered with a pleased grin as he gestured for her to sit down as he gathered her money and placed it to the side, impressed because it was all gold coins and her handful of gold coins were equal to his stacks of winnings in copper and a few silver- before she did, creaking the bench as she did so as the floors groaned having so much weight in one spot as the other patrons scooted away just in case the floor caved in.
“So to anyone who doesn’t know, this is Pix, Head Guard for the one and only Kisska Kiana, best midwife on the continent.” Hemi announced to the crowd.
“And you’re Hemi- Head Guard for KaBoom, the best soap and firework maker on the continent.” Pix added as she gestured to him as there was a round of applause.
“So how’s things going Pixie?” Hemi asked before he saw Pix gristle at the jab.
“The name is Pix or Boss Lady. Don’t call me Pixie.” Pix snarled warningly.
“Why not?” Hemi asked semi- innocently because to him, she was his perfect manic pixie dream girl.
“Because it’s Pix as in Pick Ax, I ain’t no Pixie, in fact I break every man’s jaw who has ever called me Pixie. So call me Pixie again and you’ll join them.” Pix warned before she put her arm up and set her elbow firmly on the table as the other patron’s ‘oohed’ at that as all her fellow guards nodded adamantly to that statement. Although she didn’t really want to break his jaw, she wanted to kiss, lick and bite it but she would break it to make her point. She was strong enough to take him on, either in the ring, the battlefield or the bedroom, which the later is what she really wanted in that moment. Now she just wanted and needed to know if he was her match because if he wasn’t she was shit out of luck and would have to consider fucking giants and goliaths.
“Alright Pix,” Hemi nodded in understanding but now he was determined, if he could beat her, which he was fairly certain he would, he wanted to win the right to be the only man to call her Pixie and go unscathed because he’d be calling her that with all the love and devotion he had before he put his arm up on the table from having his hands rest on his massive thighs since he was flexing his arms and his chest for her benefit because he was already getting hard just having her this close, she smelled like sweat from hard work, smoke from campfires, ale, roast pig and spice on her breath and leather and iron from armor. Which was his favorite kind of perfume, his nose picked up on her scent and even her own body odor was telling him that she was in her prime and genetically a perfect fit, he wanted to bury his face in her bosom and then between her legs and give his tongue the work out it’s been craving since he first laid eyes on her. God the way she swung those battle axes or a broad sword damn near made him wax poetic and to see her spar made him swoon, and to see her exquisite body in motion as she worked was foreplay. She could hold her own and the way she took charge of her crew was beautiful. He was in a constant state of awe with her. They grabbed hands and she had the best grip. Oh gods she was still, so incredibly strong. She was perfect. And he was swooning and smitten already and his cock was hitting the underside of the table.
“Ok guys, uh…on the count of three.” Loker, KaBoom’s right hand man who was a teifling and a general smartass said as he put his hands over theirs to hold them in the right spot and Hemi noticed that suddenly Pix had a wicked grin of her own like she knew something he didn’t.
That was his only warning that the next moments were not going to go how he thought they would.
“1...2..3...Go!” Loker called out and let go and pulled his hands into himself so he wouldn’t get hurt before with lighting fast speed Pix pulled Hemi’s hand to her chest, planted it between her breasts, stood up but still stayed bent over, grabbed Hemi by the back of the neck and pulled his head closer and kissed him! Right on the lips!
Everyone gasped while her fellow guards screamed their squeals and cheered in delight as Hemi instinctively froze, staring wide eyed and mouth slightly open as he sucked in a breath and her bottom lip before he realized she was kissing him and tried to kiss her back and let go of her hand so he could finally get a good handful of that bosom that had been tormenting him since he first laid eyes on her magnificent body before she pulled away, yanked his hand out of her cleavage and used her position to her advantage and slammed his hand down on the table as the whole place collectively Lost. Their. Shit.
Hemi’s crew all stared in horrified awe that she had the balls to do that to him and were both impressed but almost terrified for her because Hemi could do some real damage to her and Rogan would see to it that all of them would be hacked to pieces by his own battleaxes if Hemi hurt her.
But Pix just beamed the brightest, proudest smile at him as she picked up her own gold coins that she had put down but didn’t touch any of his own winnings and dropped them into the her top as the coins found their way into her massive cleavage.
“Thanks for the kiss.” Pix cooed herself as she winked then turned and strutted out of the place as her fellow guards quickly went to the bar to settle up before they could join her and probably protect her from Hemi retaliating against her for that and quickly getting KaBoom’s crew to do the same so they could keep a disaster from happening.
Hemi just stared in awed wonder at her, her own sashaying hips hypnotizing him for a moment as his brain spun as fast as a top because he was left reeling and his heart pounding while practically breathless because she stole that from him before it all clicked into place as he realized that if that wasn’t an invitation he didn’t know what was before he shoved the table back, his winnings going everywhere, his tankard spilling while his crewmates gathered his money before he stood up and stormed after her as his own crew used his winnings to settle up at the bar too so they could go and between all of them they might be able to keep him from doing something really stupid.
Hemi broke the goddamn door jam getting out before he caught up to her.
“Pixie!” He roared before she turned and she realized that was probably the stupidest thing she had ever done in her life. She uncharacteristically froze in place, just looking at his face which she couldn’t really read and not noticing how there was a fucking canon bulging in his pants before he grabbed her by the upper arms and pulled her to him and kissed her, like really, really kissed her. Clashing teeth and tusks and bites and sucks and battling tongues and moans and everything as he let go of her arms to wrap his arms around her and pulled her to him so hard it cracked her back while she stood on tip toe so that his cock’s bulge could hit her own mound as she threw her arms around his neck and surrendered to him completely before he pulled away, grabbed her around her waist and threw her over his shoulder like she was a sack of potatoes, like she didn’t weigh anything which impressed her greatly because she weighed a few hundred pounds herself.
“You’re coming with me and you’re finishing what you started.” Hemi growled before he bit her ass as she squealed and cackled in delight and reached down to grab his own glorious ass and scratch up his back as he moaned a growl in return and spanked her which got her to squeal again and giggle with glee as he started to carry her off behind the bar just as both of their crews came out and she smiled and waived them off to go away before they both blew out a breath of relief but followed at a safe distance and listened more than watched since it was the middle of the night and the alley was dark as Hemi practically ripped her clothes off, the gold coins clattering on the ground once her gigantic bosom was released after he put her down and ripped his own pants off since he wasn’t wearing a shirt to begin with and they felt the impact on the wall when he picked her up and pinned her to the wall above him before they both moaned and keened when he entered her and listened to make sure she wasn’t telling him no or to get off her and once both crews realized she wanted this, they gave them their space and privacy.
Pix had wrapped her legs around his waist in a vice like grip that was actually cutting off feeling in his lower half but that didn’t stop him or slow him down at all and Pix moaned when he had stretched her open and entered her until he buried himself in her to the hilt and for the first time in her life, she knew what to be stuffed and filled to the max felt like and felt the head of his cock hit the roof of her canal, no one had ever done that to her before. This was what she had been hoping for as Hemi buried his face into her bosom, tasting the salt of her skin and nipping and sucking especially at her large nipples as she threw her head back against the wall and keened in pleasure as her hands stroked his back and his shoulders and neck and head and his own massive tusks made sure he didn't actually get smothered by them and grateful he had caps on his tusks so they didn’t hurt her although he would die a happy man if he did get smothered by them.
Finally, a woman, big enough to take him to the hilt and built both like a warrior goddess and a fertility goddess worth worshiping. He had never laid with a woman outside of his hometown and usually, because he was part orc, meant he was too small for them. But outside of his own goliath and giant hybrid town? He found he was too big for anyone else.
But Pix? His Pixie? She was everything he could ever want. She was tough, she was a warrior, she had honor and confidence and pride and ability and skill and talent and ambition. His wolves loved her and they were excellent judges of character and always sniffed her out and the way she was with his wolves, sweet and kind and baby talked to them and loved on them and gave them pets and treats and scratches and cuddles and gentle but firm correction, he took that as a sign of how she would be with their future children. Once he set his eyes on her, he stopped using whores. All he wanted was her and now he had her. And what a treasure she was, well worth waiting for.
Once he was done claiming her breasts with his mouth he changed his hold on her and put his hand behind her neck to grab the nape and sink his fingers into her hair and pull her face to him so he could keep kissing her until they both needed to break the kiss to catch their breath.
"You will not break my jaw or any other part of me for calling you Pixie, I will be the only one who gets the privilege of calling you that and know that I do so out of love, respect and admiration and awe because I've had my eye on you since the moment I saw you. I've watched for the last seven months. And I’ve watched you very closely and I know you're strong, powerful, skilled and talented and smart and amazing. And I want you as mine and only mine. So I am going to earn the right to call you Pixie with no retaliation on your part by making you cum so hard and so many times you will swear you sprouted wings and are flying like a real pixie. You're My Pixie, and my own dream come true. Deal?" Hemi growled as he pounded himself so hard into her he could hear the wall start to crack behind her but she wasn't asking him to ease up. If anything she was writhing with pleasure and meeting his thrusts and clinging to him like her life depended on it as her keening cries of bliss filled his ears as his tusks pinned her throat to the wall, his bottom row of teeth between the tusks right over her voice box to make sure she could still breathe and that he wasn’t drawing blood as his hands kept an almost bruising hold on her bountiful ass and glorious thunder thighs and it took most of his strength to hold her up because she was amazingly thick with her own bulging muscle but the gods forbid he drop her as he could feel her breasts up against his neck and upper chest, as they almost choked him. But he loved it more than he could say and this was sweeter than any spoil. Her own strong arms were wrapped around his own neck and shoulders and her nails were like her own hawk talons and he was pretty sure she was drawing blood but that only enhanced the intensity of his own feelings and fueled the lust.
"Ok. Deal. What do I get to call you then?" Pix panted breathlessly but couldn't wipe the smile off her face if she tried. She was already half way to her release.
"You get to call me- heart, mind, body and soul- yours. Because all of me belongs to you just like all of you belongs to me. All your love and affection and your whole heart, mind, body and soul." Hemi specified as Pix almost started crying she was so moved by that surprisingly elegant and eloquent declaration of love.
“Ok, but I ain’t leaving Kisska to be with you all the time.” Pix insisted.
“Wouldn’t ask you to, we meet enough as it is, gives me a chance to miss you like crazy so we can fuck like this every time we come together again.” Hemi grunted and it was Pix who was left swooning. Damn.
“Deal, only because you’re a warrior god worth worshiping.” She praised as she felt him smile.
“Like wise Pixie.” He grunted as he powered an extra powerful thrust up into her.
They fucked first and then made love in that alley all night long several times over, like they were making up for lost time and Pix lost track of how many times Hemi had gotten her to cum, her womanhood was almost constantly buzzing and Hemi had made good on his promise because she felt like she had sprouted wings and was flying half the time and he made her feel lighter than air. He was surprisingly tender in his affections, like he had been thinking about this and planning this for a long time. She was so touched and part of her wished she had worked up the courage sooner if this was what had been waiting on her all along.
By the time they separated it was almost sunrise and they both had to get back to their camps, using the cover of daybreak to hide their nakedness and gather their shredded clothing, giving each other one last wonderful long kiss and a smack on the ass.
“Pix?” Kisska whispered in horror when she saw Pix come into the tent, her clothes shredded and covered in bruises before Kisska gasped which woke up the other girls who gasped and immediately grabbed their weapons.
“Who did this to you?!” Yasa, the crew’s cook demanded.
“We’ll string him up by his testicles in the nearest tree!” Tysh, the gnoll, who was the crew’s seamstress yelled angrily before the other orcs woke up and started whistling and jeering and congratulating her which appalled and confused the others.
“Go on, tell everybody what you did and how great it was.” Vix, Pix’s sister invited with a giggle.
“Ok, so..” Pix blushed but her smile was unmistakable as she dropped her shredded clothes and walked over to her bunk and put on other clothes and talked on and on about it till a good hour past sunrise, all the girls getting cups of coffee and listened as Pix recounted it, her dreamy look and wistful tone revealed that she had wanted and welcomed this encounter with open arms and legs apparently and of course everyone’s biggest question was how big his cock was and once Pix gestured and estimated it, all the girls crossed their legs and grabbed their own pussies and hissed in pain at the thought of any of them trying to take on a monster like that and not die.
“How did he not split you in half?!” Yasa asked.
“That’s literally the size of most newborns.” Kisska said as she crossed her legs even tighter and covered her mouth in shock. But the fact that Pix could take it and take all of it and take Hemi to the base so that his huge and heavy ballsack slapped her taint and ass and revealed she was big enough to take it.
“Hey! Pix!” The bar owner’s wife called out as they came to the tent and hit the knocker.
“Yeah?” Pix called out.
“You broke my bar! You need to pay for it!” She demanded.
“What?” All the girls said as they quickly threw on robes and some shoes and answered the tent door as Kisska grabbed the group’s savings as the group of them came as the bar owner himself rounded up Hemi with his crew eager to see what he broke.
“Holy fucking shit!!” All the girls exclaimed since they got to the scene first and saw that there was an impact that looked like a canon had fired and hit the wall. And there was a crack from the foundation to the roof! The guys quickly ran and got there as the girls grouped together and eyed Hemi warily and started whispering to each other and giggling like crazy.
“Damn!!” The guys exclaimed as they saw it and inspected it, most of them laughing their asses off. Loker was actually on his knees, crying and wheezing from laughing so hard.
This was the greatest thing he had ever seen with his own eyes.
“Oh my gods, I gotta ask, I gotta know- How are you alive? How are you walking?” Loker asked Pix as he tried to recover.
“Loker!” Mika frowned and smacked him upside the head and glared at him.
Hemi was both impressed by his own power yet thoroughly embarrassed and wondered what Kisska would do or if Pix would get punished or anything and how he was going to make it up to her.
“Are you ok?” Hemi asked Pix thoughtfully as he pulled her aside.
“Her back is covered in bruises!” Yasa hissed.
“Oh no, I’m so sorry Baby.” Hemi apologized as he reached out and rubbed circles into her back tenderly.
“Oh, pfft, I’m fine, I earned those last night.” Pix waived off with a proud smile.
“So how you wanna do this?” Pix asked as she nodded over to the wall.
“Because I realize I started it and we both finished it so I’ll pay for half of the damages if you’ll pay for the other half.” Pix offered.
“Nah, I got it. Save your money Sweet Thing.” Hemi rumbled as he snaked his arm around her and pulled her in as all the girls suddenly became aware that he was getting hard agian since they had been sneaking peeks at his crotch trying to figure out he carried a monster like his in his pants and it was kind of almost at eye level for them.
“Wow, ok, we’re just gonna go away now.” Kisska said as she gathered the rest of her crew and guided them out of the alley as they all erupted into giggles.
“Do you like have a pussy of iron or…?” Loker asked before Hemi went to hit him and he ducked and got away out of Hemi’s reach as KaBoom smacked Loker on the side of the head before he got the rest of his men out of there before Hemi handed over his money to the bar owner before they left and that left them in the alley alone before Hemi got a peek at her back before she brought him back to her camp since both of them could fit in the wagon which she quickly used all her bedding to turn it into a giant bed for them where they both caught up on their sleep before and after making love again where Hemi tenderly kissed every mark he put on her and offered to hurt himself twice as much which Pix thought was sweet but not necessary and just wanted to be held and was happy that he was able to wrap both arms around her and she got to be the little spoon for the first time ever.
Meanwhile KaBoom and Kisska got breakfast, not really sure what to say to each other as they just stared at it.
“You’re...not hung like he is are you?” Kisska finally whispered.
“Gods no, I think Hemi is the only thing on two legs hung like he is.” KaBoom shook his head adamantly.
“Oh thank the gods, because damn, that’s...I don’t...like...that would kill me. I am not built for anything like that.” Kisska admitted as she downed her spiked coffee.
“I didn’t think any woman was built to take that either to be honest.” KaBoom admitted which made them both snort a laugh.
“Well the story I got from her was that it was wanted and apparently needed and enjoyed so we’re all good there.” Kisska assured him.
“Oh good, because I and everyone else on my crew is still scared shitless of your dad and to be honest, your brothers too and we were just all terrified he was going to hurt her and the rest of us would be on the run for the rest of our lives- even though we all know there isn’t a rock or a crevice we could hide in or under that they wouldn’t find us in.” KaBoom confessed as Kisska nodded with a grimace.
“Yeah..that’s true. I mean at first- to see her coming in- naked- her leather clothes are shredded in her hands and covered with bruises, we all were grabbing every weapon we could reach but the smile on her face and the happy wistful sigh she gave had us all reconsidering our own blood thirst and we must have drank like ten pots of coffee between us as we all listened to every detail and every single one of us was crossing our legs and grabbing our own pussies in pain at the very thought of being in her shoes because he could and would kill us if he tried to have sex with any of us and we would just be a cock sleeve at that point, push all our guts out of…” Kisska began before KaBoom cut her off with a grunt of pain and held his hands up as he looked physically sick and pained.
“Ah! Stop stop stop.” He pleaded.
“So, I take it, we get to be closer than ever huh?” Kisska hinted hopefully.
“That would be great if at all possible.” He admitted before she reached out and held his hand with both of hers.
“I really like you. And I know you like me back. And I know that with your third business, you can’t really settle down anywhere because you need to always be on the road, just like me. And I’m never going to ask you to give that up because it’s the third that is technically your bread and butter so to speak. Just..if we get closer and our two crews end up becoming one crew. Just keep me and my girls safe ok? And as much as your third business has boosted mine because of certain high profile clientele, I know that’s a lot to ask for of Hemi and even Pix and the others. Just please, keep me and my girls out of the third ok? I understand if the wives or mistresses or whatever of whoever you’re dealing with need midwives, I’m your girl. But otherwise. I don’t want to be involved in that if we get involved ourselves ok? Because for the last six months every time our crews meet up, it’s hard to tell where one starts and the other ends and with what happened last night, that’s gonna get harder and harder to do.” She offered.
“I would never dream of putting you or your sisters, both by blood and bond in danger Kisska.” KaBoom promised.
“Thank you.” She thanked him before she partially stood up and pressed a sweet kiss to his lips which he was happy return.
“I won’t let you down.” He vowed.
“I know you won’t.” She smiled happily before she slid around the booth and snuggled up to his side.
“So guess what I heard from the whorehouse?” She grinned once their food was brought to them.
“That Hemi’s hung like a canon?” He guessed.
“Well, yeah, we know that now. But I heard that the only way to beat a nettle is with someone else’s dick.” Kisska murmured with a mischievous grin before it was KaBoom’s turn to bark out a loud laugh which got Kisska to laugh with him because it was KaBoom’s laugh, that was booming, just like his beautiful fireworks that Kisska always liked the most. That and with her line of work, meant she heard and then got to repeat every dirty joke she heard till KaBoom was either crying and or on all fours, or clutching his gut from laughing so hard and so much before he pressed a sweet kiss to the crown of her head as he was happy to keep her all cuddled into his side, which they rarely got to do, but enjoyed every chance they got. And now that Pix and Hemi could be together, now Kisska had no reason to not make the two crews one crew officially. And now, they could afford to buy or at least make proper houses on wheels so they could stay and keep doing things the way they had before but with more comforts of home. Until they could find a truly perfect home for them all.
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honkai "references" i noticed in the dark moon: a thread that's more for myself to collect my thoughts because the more i read the more the list keeps fucking expanding (spoilers below)
honestly, if i didn't play honkai impact, i would NOT have made all of these connections. so... thanks honkai, for indirectly making dark moon easier to understand.
also i know i am probably the only person who both reads dark moon and plays honkai impact (which sucks cause honkai is such a great game with a great story but i am obviously biased) but that won't stop me skznssksns
the concept of good and bad vampires reflecting the good and bad honkai/herrschers. in this case the main seven vampires are the herrschers wanting to protect humanity while the other vampires are wanting to destroy it.
the concept of multiple dimensions reminding me of the imaginary tree, where multiple dimensions co-exist. the characters in the alternate universes are similar to the ones in the "main" universe in terms of appearance but might be completely different in terms of personality and backstory. the events are also different too. i think that the webtoon and webnovel are within that "imaginary tree", which explains why the medias are so different (honestly this is me tryna cope with the confusion dkdjjsjsjs)
dardan/"chris" reminding me of otto apocalypse. their color schemes are similar and their motives are similar too. otto spent the rest of his life trying to revive kallen kaslana, the only person he thought was worth fighting for. dardan is spending his time trying to find sooha and pursue her power. they were/are willing to destroy the world for their plans to unfold
sooha reminding me of theresa apocalypse. theresa was created using kallen's genes by otto. sooha is the reincarnation of the princess that dardan is trying to pursue... if you read the above bullet, i think we know where this is going, i hope. (to some extent, sooha also reminds me of nahida from genshin because nahida's story is basically similar to theresa's)
heli reminds me of three songs from honkai impact. nightglow, rubia, and hoshi to kimi ga kieta hi (roughly translates to the day you and the stars disappeared). the last song reminds me of him the most. either listen to these songs or look at the lyrics cause, especially after chapters 22-23, the vibes have been immaculate.
before learning about who "chris" was in chapter 26, he reminded me of the herrscher of sentience. in the same way that hos was born from fu hua's memories and appearance, dardan takes after chris' appearance. then again, i don't know if dardan has always naturally looked like chris or if he shape shifted but i digress.
solon's inner turmoil about his being a hybrid (in the webnovel) reminds me of kiana and her being unable to accept that she was the herrscher of the void and that she essentially destroyed the earth for a while. they tried to keep their burdens to themselves and hated themselves for what they stood for because they were afraid that their closest friends/family would hate them. also, kiana's eyes are normally blue but, as the herrscher of the void, her eyes become gold. before kiana had full control over her herrscher powers, her eyes would be like solon's with the left eye being blue and the right being gold.
the first scene in under our skin by &team, where k/khan is watching the former alpha die in front of him, reminds me of kiana and himeko's last moments. himeko giving kiana her "final lesson" as she dies in front of her and the former alpha doing the same to k/khan. which also means that he's not going to recover from this for a while :D
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okay. alright. i overhauled my carrd. i also added more muses, some new, some old. and a good amount. if you’re reading this ... send them memes, do random starters, plot with me, idc. anyways. update under cut ( and boy is it a doozy !!! )
DARCY DECAY : fandomless, FACE CLAIM : brody dalle. late 20's / immortal. she/it. early 2000s punk rocker turned vampire + werewolf hybrid, doomed to immortality but absolutely loving the party.
WILLOW QUINN : fandomless, FACE CLAIM : belissa escobedo. early 20s. she/they. ex teen delinquent turned rowdy ranch hand with a heart of gold.
WYATT BYRNE : fandomless, FACE CLAIM : paul mescal. 25. he/him. small - town mechanic trying to make ends meet and help keep his father's ranch afloat ... and fend off bloodthirsty developers.
GUNNER BAUER : fandomless, FACE CLAIM : lights bokan. mid - 20s. she/they. drummer of BABY JANE by night, bartender of THE JACKRABBIT also by night, and kind of a couch surfer by day. originally hardhittr.
MELINDA DOMINGO : fandomless / lost boys, FACE CLAIM : kiana lede. early - 20s. she/they. hellbent on killing the head - vamp to turn back her own transformation, and to save her neighborhood from anymore grisly murders.
PEACHES / THE COWGIRL FROM HELL : dungeons & dragons based. she/they/it. a singing cowgirl tiefling condemned to roaming the desert wastelands, typically sending any disobedient infernal creatures back to where they came from. not without her trust steed, tho : a hellish longhorn named stanley <3
ELDA GLITTERBOTTOM : dungeons & dragons based. she/her. tiny barbarian dwarf coming from a gladiator family who just wants to escape her life as a violent entertainer and adventure ... maybe pick up a few shiny rocks here and there.
SWAMP THING : the true lives of the fabulous killjoys. 23. they/them. rowdy killjoy with a penchant for explosives, gummy worms and neon green hair dye. originally on vformed.
ULTRA MAG : the true lives of the fabulous killjoys, FACE CLAIM : michel duval. 28. he/him. lead singer of the ummm's ... and car body-art legend. originally on vformed.
VERONICA SAWYER : heathers, FACE CLAIM : winona ryder. 17. she/her. mix movie && stage adaptation canon.
JOSH WHEELER : daybreak, FACE CLAIM : colin ford. 17. he/him.
ECHO : polaroid stories, FACE CLAIM : willow smith. late teens. she/they. teen runaway wrapped up in the underground rave scene, tied to narcissus.
JASON "J.D." DEAN : heathers : the musical, FACE CLAIM : devon bostick. 17. he/him.
and here’s my other recent addition of mixed ocs and canon <3
#it's. it's a lot. but i'll add and take away as i feel <3#but also just wanna expand more on fun fandomless characters#some who are just normal guys#some who are wholeass vampires#but yes if you see this. send them memes.#them AND my other recent addition.#roster update.
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Idk why but writing this started making my phone tweak—and like that tumblr ad was on the bottom of my screen but the X was over a random “reblog” button that was stuck behind the X but when I clicked it, the thing that popped up was reblogging in an ask format. I swear I can’t make this shit up 😭. Sorry that was a long run on sentence—
Anyways I forgot how to spell her name, the minty-toothpaste-lookin-birdlady with that smile and she has a SssSsssss tail (I swear to god I’m sober right now pleas— The red dots that are telling me I misspelled are so overstimulating omg).
Anyways at this point if you’re marrying minty-toothpaste bird-lady or as Kiana calls her— our “Yandeere” girl. Live on a farm.
See if you’re living with Yandeere then the main-house in the barn because straw
If Toothpaste bird then live in the chicken coop, problem solved.
I’m joking don’t do this to your hybrid lovers—
—🪁Scuff Anon
First of all you were definitely not sober when you wrote this- like what's sober person would have wrote this? /j
But jokes on you now that you mentioned this I'm going to get a farmhouse for all of them! Ho'olheyak shall live in the chicken coop and Jessica will live in a stall in the barn and then if I get any others we will find a suitable place for them! /j
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( mark mckenna. he/they. Demi man. ) the courts of veritas welcome RHYDIAN GRIFFITH! it’s been said that the 27 (631) year old SMOKE DRAGON is known to be LOYAL and SCATTER BRAINED. when RHYS/GRIF isn’t working as SECURITY AT ELYSIUM, they can be found participating in ADMIRING SHINY THINGS. if you visit their home in JUSTPORT, it may remind you of FREE FALLING, SHIMMERING CRYSTALS, A BONFIRE ON AN AUTUMN NIGHT, SUN SHINING THROUGH THE CURTAINS EARLY IN THE MORNING. they may be your best friend or your greatest enemy. ( abby.)
( kiana madeira. she/they. demi woman. ) the courts of veritas welcome SOFIA PARREIRA! it’s been said that the 28 year old SIREN is known to be CREATIVE and STUBBORN. When SOF isn’t working at HELPING FINS, they can be found participating in PLAYING THE PIANO. if you visit their home in ECHO COVE, it may remind you of WORN OUT DENIM, FAINT PIANO KEYS, MESSY HAIR. they may be your best friend or your greatest enemy. ( abby.)
( charlie rowe. he/him. cis man. ) The courts of veritas welcome CHARLES ANTHONY FONTAINE! it’s been said that the 28 year old PHOENIX is known to be SINCERE and FORTHRIGHT but he’s also ARGUMENTATIVE and CONFRONTATIONAL. When CHARLIE isn’t WRITING ARTICLES at ASHBORNE CHRONICLES, he can be found INTERVIEWING THE MASSES AROUND TOWN. If you visit his home in ASHBORNE CITY, it may remind you of FRECKLES ON PALE SKIN, OLD LEATHER COUCHES, UNTOUCHED BEDS, SCORCHED SURFACES, CEDAR WOOD AND ROWS OF DIFFERENTLY SPICED COFFEES WITH COLORFUL MUGS. He may be your best friend or your greatest enemy. ( juliette. she/her. 25. pst. )
( danielle rose russell. she/they. questioning. ) the courts of veritas welcome GARNET OCTAVIA COLDWELL! it’s been said that the 23 year old HYBRID (SIPHONER/VAMPIRE) is known to be OUTGOING and NAIVE. when TAVI/MERCURY isn’t working as a EMPLOYEE AT WAN’S APOTHECARY, they can be found participating in DRAWING. if you visit their home in RAVENWYCK, it may remind you of SKIN AND CLOTHES COVERED IN PAINT, BEING CURLED UP WITH A BOOK AND TEA ON A RAINY EVENING, CHIPPED NAIL POLISH. they may be your best friend or your greatest enemy. ( abby.)
Strengths/Abilities: Channeling, spell casting, apart of a coven, superhuman senses & stamina, immortality Weaknesses: Easily distracted, ashwood, disbelief, sunlight, fire, must be invited into a home
( hugh dancy. he/him. cis man. ) the courts of veritas welcome LAZARUS HAWTHORNE! it’s been said that the 36 year old LYCANTHROPE is known to be LOYA Land PARANOID. when LAZ isn’t working as a GEOLOGIST, they can be found PLAYING THE PIANO. if you visit their home in ASHBORNE CITY, it may remind you of MELODIES FROM A BROKEN PIANO, DAMP EARTH & FALLEN LEAVES, TEARS OF AN ANGUISHED SKY. they may be your best friend or your greatest enemy. ( sol. she/they. 22. mst. )
( josh hutcherson. he/him. cis man. ) the courts of veritas welcome SHEP CULPEPPER! it’s been said that the 30 year old HUMAN is known to be EMPATHETIC and EASILY DISTRACTED. when SHEP isn’t working as a BAKER, they can be found participating in PRACTICING CARD TRICKS. if you visit their home in ASHBORNE CITY, it may remind you of FRESH BAKED BREAD, BEAR HUGS, LONG TALKS UNDER THE STARS, A HOME COOKED MEAL. they may be your best friend or your greatest enemy. ( abby.)
( jack wolfe. he/they. demi man. ) the courts of veritas welcome CEDWYN GRIFFITH! it’s been said that the 27 (631) year old STORM DRAGON is known to be CURIOUS and UNPREDICTABLE. when PIE/WYN isn’t working as an ANIMAL CARETAKER AND TRAINER, they can be found participating in MESSING WITH HIS BROTHER. if you visit their home in ASHBORNE CITY, it may remind you of FRESH PIE, WARMING BY THE FIRE AFTER GETTING SOAKED IN A STORM, WHISPERED KISSES, A LANTERN LIT PATH. they may be your best friend or your greatest enemy. ( abby.)
( samson kayo. he/him. cis man. ) the courts of veritas welcome KINGSLEY! it’s been said that the 35 (342) year old FAE is known to be PROTECTIVE and MISCHIEVOUS. when KING isn’t working as the OWNER OF THE ROGUE JESTER, they can be found participating in MAGIC SHOWS. if you visit their home in STARDUST HOLLOW, it may remind you of GLOW IN THE DARK STARS IN A DARK ROOM, LAUGHTER ECHOING THROUGH THE ROOM, SLOW DANCING, AND WAKING UP NEXT TO THE ONE YOU LOVE. they may be your best friend or your greatest enemy. ( abby.)
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A Dragon And A Goddess
Betrayal
Warnings: Angst
Kiana smiled as she woke up with Mei in her arms. The white-haired goddess hummed as she waited for her beautiful girlfriend to wake up. Kiana frowned as Mei stayed asleep, and she got up and went to the bathroom. She came out and started to cook. Kiana was planning on proposing to Mei, and she hoped the girl would say yes. Kiana started to cook, and she went upstairs to greet Mei with breakfast in bed. Mei woke up, and she smiled as Kiana set the tray of food on her lap. "Happy anniversary, my love!" Kiana happily hummed.
"Thank you, Kiana!" Kiana frowned and shook her head.
"I'm going to take you out on a date later tonight! So make sure you look your best!" Kiana stripped her pajamas and put on daily wear. "I'll be going to prepare our best date ever." Kiana spoke happily. Mei smiled, and she nodded.
"Elysia said she wanted to learn to cook more." Mei hummed. Kiana froze, and she shook her head.
"That's fine! I know Mei-senpai won't ever cheat!" Kiana exclaimed. Mei froze, and she nodded quickly.
"Of course!" With that, Kiana ran out of the house. She almost forgot her keys, and she ran back in and grabbed them and her phone. Kiana sighed as she remembered that Mei had been distant. Which is why Kiana was going to make sure that they had the best date ever. She smiled as she got on the train. She braided her hair as she waited, and the train stopped. Kiana started to shop for rings, and she found a spot in the park for a picnic.
"This would be the perfect spot to propose to Mei-senpai." Kiana yelped as she bumped into someone. She saw a head of brown hair, and she apologized. The girl whined, and Kiana helped her up.
"Do you humans not watch your surroundings?" The girl hissed. Kiana figured she wasn't human by her slitted eyes.
"I'm sorry!" Kiana bowed.
"It's fine. I'm trying to find a meat shop." Kiana nodded and pointed the way. The girl ran after thanking the white-haired girl. Kiana started to shop for clothes and she saw a dress. The streets were filled with humans, elves, kitsunes, Nekos, demons, and inus. "I wonder what that girl was. She was pretty, and she seemed to avoid humans."
"Did you hear? The Dragon of the Nightmares has a cave nearby. Apparently, she's looking for a home."
"Dragon?" Kiana asked the elf. She nodded.
"It's rare for a dragon hybrid to come into large populous areas. So when one comes, especially one as powerful as the Nightmare dragon to come to our city. Poor thing's hometown was burned by the undead. She was considered their goddess since she protected it." Kiana frowned, and she knew what it was like.
"Anyway, what brings the Queen of Void to our establishment?"
"Ah! I'm buying this dress." Kiana paid for the dress. The elf happily took the money, and Kiana smiled. "I want to put it on to see how it looks."
"There's a dressing room over there." The elf pointed. Kiana nodded and ran to the dressing room. She changed, and she smiled at herself in the mirror. She came out, and the elf smiled. "Your significant other is very lucky to have you. You're stunning to look at.aaa" The elf hummed. She picked out a pair of white heeled boots. "You're our 1,000th customer. I wanted to see what you would like with the dress before I picked out a free pair of heels."
"Ah! No need, I can pay for it!"
"I insist!" The elf replied. She wasn't taking no for an answer.
"Can I at least pay half the price?" Kiana asked.
"A third of the price." The elf sighed. Kiana paid the elf, and she smirked. "I should do your hair. I'm now on break!" Kiana yelped as the elf dragged her down the hallway.
メメメメメメメメメメメメメメメメ
"There, now you're even more beautiful." The elf hummed.
"Thank you." Kiana bowed. She looked at the time and smiled. The elf smiled at her. "Here. I don't think you get paid enough." The elf yelped as Kiana shoved a bag of heavy metal. "I have no use for them. I can make more of them. Use them for a crown or sell them." Kiana hummed as she left. The elf stared open mouthed at the gold metal in her hand. These were void metal and were really rare. Especially since elves used to use them for crafting jewelry. The elf watched the goddess running away, and she smiled softly. Kiana ran towards her house, and she was ready to take Mei out. She saw Elysia's car, and she frowned. It was four in the afternoon. Kiana shrugged, and she stopped at the door. She had a bad feeling and she frowned. Kiana unlocked the door, and she saw Elysia's shoes. Kiana felt dizzy and sluggish as she didn't smell burnt cooking. She didn't smell anything. So why was Elysia still here? Was she helping Mei get ready? Kiana walked up the stairs, and her heart clenched at the sounds coming from her room. Kiana walked slowly, and she opened the door. Her eyes widened, and her heart shattered at the sight. "Mei-senpai?" Kiana's voice broke. Tears streamed down her cheeks. Mei and Elysia ripped apart.
"Kiana!?" Mei's eyes widened. "It's not what it looks like!"
"How long?" Kiana clenched her fists.
"It was an accident."
"Don't lie to me!"
"Dear Mei, we've been fucking for months." Kiana backed up and she ran out the house. Mei saw the box fall and she opened it. Mei gasped and she frowned.
"Stupid Mei!" Kiana kept running as the tears fell. It started to rain and Kiana ducked inside a cave. She started to sob and she soon heard a menacing snarl.
#goddess#lesbian#kaslana#yuri#3rd#fantasy#impact#honkaiimpact3rd#fujakante#kiana#angst#cheating#kianakaslana#lesbianromance#mei#honkai#raidenmei#serenity#serenity fujakante#hybrid#dragons#honkai impact#honkaimpact3rd#honkai fanfic#kiana smut#kiana kaslana#elysia
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Main Residents of Hadleigh Creek
Marcus Reid
Head of the Reid family as oldest surviving sibling
Former hunter - Mostly. Still occasionally has to dispatch rogue non-humans who are an active and present danger
Father of Riley Reid
Deed-holder for the entirety of the Reid’s land in Hadleigh Creek
Riley Reid
Only child of Marcus Reid and Marlena Reid, née Parish
Trained as a hunter but never actively done so
Half-witch - Affinity for hydrokinesis, strongest with creating/manipulating ice
Works in the gift shop/tourist information/hunt and bait shop as a store clerk
Also acts as lookout-takes in non-humans and rogue hunters when they show up looking for shelter, as well as raising the alarm when active hunters pass through the area
Childhood best friends with Stone until Stone’s alleged death when they were both thirteen years old
Isabella Reid - Deceased
Eldest Reid sibling
Mother of Holden, fathered by Aleister Mahlendorf
Later murdered by Aleister for trying to take Holden and run when Holden was thirteen
Vincent “Sonny” Reid
Marcus’s younger brother
Still an active hunter, though uses ethical practices
Father of Nathaniel “Rabbit” Reid
Works closely with Del Rogers, Dylan O’ Leary and the Byrne clan
Nathaniel “Rabbit” Reid
Only son of Sonny Reid
Mother was also a hunter, left Rabbit with his dad not long after he was born
Lived with his aunt Maria and uncle Colt for most of his childhood until he was old enough to start hunting
Actively hunts - ethical practices
Works either solo or alongside his dad
Is in a relationship with Vega, his guardian angel
Maria Reid-Wells
Youngest of the Reid siblings
Former hunter
Married to Colt Wells
Mother to Emery Wells
Raised Rabbit for the first 13 years of his life
Owns the only bar in Hadleigh Creek
Colton “Colt” Wells
Former hunter from the Wells clan
Trained electrician and plumber
Works as a repair person at the campgrounds
Also, part of the campgrounds security detail, running patrols with Clay and Marcus
Emery Wells
Fourteen years old
Nonbinary
Child of Maria and Colt
Close with Rabbit due to being raised together
Holden Reid
Nephew of Marcus Reid
Son of Isabella Reid and Aleister Mahlendorf
Father of Desmond and Max Reid
Former hunter - left and ran with his kids when he was to
Now Hadleigh Creek’s resident mechanic
Desmond “Dessie” Reid
Eldest son of Holden Reid and Kerry Michaels
Works with his dad at the garage
Max Reid
Youngest son of Holden Reid and Kerry Michaels
Works at the gas station attached to his dad’s garage
Roxanne “Roxie” Slater
Werefox
Biological daughter of Naomi Slater and Atticus Mahlendorf
Naomi died not long after Roxie was born, due to poor post-partum care on Atticus’s part
Roxie was kept in a cage, wearing a shock/spike hybrid collar, as a toddler
Rescued at age three by V Mahlendorf and smuggled to Hadleigh Creek
Raised by Clay King
Holds a degree in horticulture
Grows plants for medicinal purposes for the campgrounds residents
Clayton “Clay” King
Former hunter from the now-defunct King clan
Lived through the Jim Crow era
Bit and turned by a werebear in his early 30s
Is much older than he looks - now in his 70s
Has previously been a cage fighter on the underground circuit
Was the campgrounds first official permanent resident after helping Marcus set it up - has lived there for around 23 years
Raised Roxie from age 3
Knows Del and Kiana
#marcus:canon#riley:canon#rabbit:canon#holden:canon#roxie#canon#clay:canon#locations:hadleigh creek#clans:reid#hunter:canon
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Main Residents of Hadleigh Creek
Marcus Reid
Head of the Reid family as oldest surviving sibling
Former hunter - Mostly. Still occasionally has to dispatch rogue non-humans who are an active and present danger
Father of Riley Reid
Deed-holder for the entirety of the Reid’s land in Hadleigh Creek
Riley Reid
Only child of Marcus Reid and Marlena Reid, née Parish
Trained as a hunter but never actively done so
Half-witch - Affinity for hydrokinesis, strongest with creating/manipulating ice
Works in the gift shop/tourist information/hunt and bait shop as a store clerk
Also acts as lookout-takes in non-humans and rogue hunters when they show up looking for shelter, as well as raising the alarm when active hunters pass through the area
Childhood best friends with Stone until Stone’s alleged death when they were both thirteen years old
Isabella Reid - Deceased
Eldest Reid sibling
Mother of Holden, fathered by Aleister Mahlendorf
Later murdered by Aleister for trying to take Holden and run when Holden was thirteen
Vincent “Sonny” Reid
Marcus’s younger brother
Still an active hunter, though uses ethical practices
Father of Nathaniel “Rabbit” Reid
Works closely with Del Rogers, Dylan O’ Leary and the Byrne clan
Nathaniel “Rabbit” Reid
Only son of Sonny Reid
Mother was also a hunter, left Rabbit with his dad not long after he was born
Lived with his aunt Maria and uncle Colt for most of his childhood until he was old enough to start hunting
Actively hunts - ethical practices
Works either solo or alongside his dad
Is in a relationship with Vega, his guardian angel
Maria Reid-Wells
Youngest of the Reid siblings
Former hunter
Married to Colt Wells
Mother to Emery Wells
Raised Rabbit for the first 13 years of his life
Owns the only bar in Hadleigh Creek
Colton “Colt” Wells
Former hunter from the Wells clan
Trained electrician and plumber
Works as a repair person at the campgrounds
Also, part of the campgrounds security detail, running patrols with Clay and Marcus
Emery Wells
Fourteen years old
Nonbinary
Child of Maria and Colt
Close with Rabbit due to being raised together
Holden Reid
Nephew of Marcus Reid
Son of Isabella Reid and Aleister Mahlendorf
Father of Desmond and Max Reid
Former hunter - left and ran with his kids when he was to
Now Hadleigh Creek’s resident mechanic
Desmond “Dessie” Reid
Eldest son of Holden Reid and Kerry Michaels
Works with his dad at the garage
Max Reid
Youngest son of Holden Reid and Kerry Michaels
Works at the gas station attached to his dad’s garage
Roxanne “Roxie” Slater
Werefox
Biological daughter of Naomi Slater and Atticus Mahlendorf
Naomi died not long after Roxie was born, due to poor post-partum care on Atticus’s part
Roxie was kept in a cage, wearing a shock/spike hybrid collar, as a toddler
Rescued at age three by V Mahlendorf and smuggled to Hadleigh Creek
Raised by Clay King
Holds a degree in horticulture
Grows plants for medicinal purposes for the campgrounds residents
Clayton “Clay” King
Former hunter from the now-defunct King clan
Lived through the Jim Crow era
Bit and turned by a werebear in his early 30s
Is much older than he looks - now in his 70s
Has previously been a cage fighter on the underground circuit
Was the campgrounds first official permanent resident after helping Marcus set it up - has lived there for around 23 years
Raised Roxie from age 3
Knows Del and Kiana
#riley:canon#marcus:canon#rabbit:canon#holden:canon#roxie:canon#clay:canon#hadleigh creek pa#verse:lore#location:lore
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All Good Things Chapter 16 Ending To Beginning
Final chapter posted.
Hope those reading enjoyed :)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/24463291/chapters/62955244
#song the horde clone#kiana the hybrid#hordak#adora#she-ra#entrapta#imp#emily#spop#she ra and the princesses of power#my fic#my work#my writing
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Im going as fast as Kiana eats Mei's food to get my hands on this game so I can create a ranch full of dinos, Im a sucker for these reptiles
I even finished a Power Rangers dinosaur themed season recently and sometimes I dream about being a dino hybrid in a Jurassic Park AU, I had another dream once where I ride a T-Rex, best dream of my life
yay. wow
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Monster March 2023 Day 16- Giant Part 1
Hemi meets KaBoom and Company
So, a couple of years ago, I got this idea, so I commissioned @momolady to write a series for me. It was amazing. I gave her like 100k words of backgrond/lore to work with. So this is actually what I initially wrote for Hemi. And then when she did the commission, she took him in a different direction with it. Which was awesome and it ended up working out better.
But, when this prompt came up. I wanted the Hemi I first envisioned to come to life. So I pulled this out of my WIPS and so think of this as a fanfiction of my own commission/the inspiration behind it.
As always thanks to @borealwrites for their amazing Monster March 2023 prompts. I swear It'll be freaking May, god forbid June before i finish them all. But I have plans. I will do it. It'll just take longer than expected/planned. So bear with me.
Monster March 2023 Day 16- Giant
Hemi’s Pixie Dream Goddess
Part 1
Hemi Meets KaBoom and Company
KaBoom and Loker were passing through the village to get supplies when they spotted a truly monstrous orc carrying a dead bear on his shoulders. Not just any bear, the largest black bear they had ever seen.
Now KaBoom was an orc hybrid himself. Larger than average and markhor horns that grew in a corkscrew pattern on his head that curved backwards. Loker was as tiefling as they came. And they ran a crew. By the books and according to the law- they were into two businesses, the first was the soap business. They made all manner of soaps, including glycerine soaps. And because of the various materials used to make such a product, meant that they could get by buying most things that the average person wouldn’t imagine ever being more dangerous than it was.
And what made the business even better was KaBoom was long time friends with none other than Kisska Kiana, a seventh generation midwife. And Kisska traveled all over. From farmer and field hand, to king, and emperor alike. She worked and delivered for them all. And she employed a special seamstress and knitter that made diapers for anything and everything that would fit the smallest fae or goblin, all the way up to the largest orc, giant and goliath. And she commissioned special soaps from KaBoom specifically for getting blood out of her clothes and other even more special soaps to wash a mother before and after birth and of course the newborn baby.
KaBoom’s other business was fireworks. Because especially to most cities and royalty and nobility alike- could use fireworks to celebrate whatever celebration was going on or needed. And those two businesses were the perfect cover for their third business that was off the books and what really paid the most- because they could make and sell fireworks and firework supplies, and get access to glycerine whether meant for the soaps or any other purpose- meant any mercenary could and would- commission KaBoom and his crew for any manner of bombs and artillery for any number of purposes. And because KaBoom had a komodo dragonborn on his crew, meant that he had his own supply of venom for any number of applications and could, and would get any kind of venom from any reptilian who had it naturally and was gifted with knowing toxin and poison alike as well as anti-toxin and cure for such things as well that could be hidden as “essential oils” in the soap cart. So while they weren’t exactly mercenaries per say- they were suppliers to most and often worked on a code system and an honor system. And if the mercenaries wanted a steady and reliable supply for such things, the cardinal rule was you didn’t tell anyone where you got it from unless they too were in the loop so to speak. To the point that KaBoom was on a first name basis with every crime lord, every mercenary group and the like. And they knew, to turn on KaBoom was to make an enemy of everyone else he worked with.
But that third business, while lucrative, was just as dangerous as mishandling fireworks. And what they were currently on the hunt for- was a new deterrent because they just had to bury their last one. But they couldn’t really afford this deterrent to be an entire crew in of itself. They learned that the hard way, because the more people involved, the more sets of lips there were to spill secrets and loose lips sink ships, and all that. So they were hoping they could find either someone or at the most a pair of someones to fill the position of deterrent and enforcer.
But here they both were, in this mountain village and stopped dead in their tracks as they both just stared, slack jawed at the behemoth before them.
This guy- was by far, the largest orc they had ever seen! His tusks were twice as large and twice as tall than any other KaBoom had seen among all the clans of orcs he knew of. And he was pretty sure he knew all of them, both on this continent and a couple others. Because orcs liked to celebrate the births of their Clan Chieftess’ and Warchieftess’. Green fireworks were for girls as a sign of fertility, red was for boys to signify the blood he would spill on the battlefield that would in turn nurture the very ground under them. So of course he was welcomed within and between clans, even ones who were mortal enemies.
But this guy before them in this small mountain village, he looked pretty orc in some of his features, but there were other things about him, the most notable- being his sheer size! He must be an orc hybrid. Either orc and giant, orc and goliath even. He was almost as broad as he was tall. He was a mountain of muscle, covered in fur and leather and armor and was carrying the largest bear they had ever seen over his back like it was barely a newborn lamb. He was already giant sized and KaBoom reasoned he had to be either part giant or part goliath since most of the larger orcs were already half goliath anyway. But this guy, possibly both. This guy had gold rings pierced into his lips on the inside of his tusks along with actual gold rings on tusks and pierced into the tusks. What KaBoom figured would normally be this guy’s orcish slightly pointed ears were either torn off or cut off or both at the top tips but pierced and gauged at the lobe on the bottom and the guy’s head was shaved clean to show off all the chisel tattoos on his head.
The dude just looked tough. Like - he ate nails for breakfast and ate broken glass for lunch while he drank lava to wash it down- before he chewed ingots of iron for dinner - kind of tough. And intimidating, if not perfectly terrifying. He had the most wicked and amazing chisel tattoos the pair had ever seen too. The kind that most men fainted just trying to get them. But they sincerely doubted this guy did.
He was the scariest, most badass motherfucker KaBoom or Loker had ever seen before in their lives as they realized he would be the perfect deterrent for their businesses. All of them.
Loker, KaBoom’s best friend whistled lowly as he sized Hemi up too. They gave each other a meaningful look before they both nodded to each other in agreement. Change in plans.
They caught him after he dropped the carcass off at the butcher and the hide off to the tanner.
"Hey, could we talk to you for a moment?" They asked.
"I'm not interested in being a mercenary." He growled down to them after giving them a quick glance sizing them up in mere seconds as they both had to crane their heads up to meet his eyes.
"That's fine, we aren’t mercenaries. But we wanted to talk to you about a protection job. We were going to go to that pub over there if you'd like to come, we'll buy you a pitcher of ale just for hearing us out." Loker offered.
"And lunch, whatever you want, however much you want too, You could eat the tavern out of food and we’ll pay for it, we just want you to hear our offer of employment." KaBoom added as he tried not to sound too desperate.
But, his words apparently did not fall on deaf ears. Hemi's grump of a humph and sudden turn towards the tavern in question was enough of a yes for them.
Loker and Kaboom watched as Hemi ate half, if not closer to three quarters of an entire roasted hog, and an entire spit full of roasted chickens, practically whole. And a few huge loaves of bread, two meat pies, two fruit pies all while he drank several pitchers of black ale. It was like this was his first real meal in years but he was polite to the waitresses and of course always referred to them by name as they didn’t seem bothered or intimidated by them in the least. In fact, once they learned that Loker and KaBoom were paying for Hemi’s meal, they were happy to push the best the tavern had to offer which of course was well received and ordered by Hemi.
Apparently they knew him well enough for that and apparently this wasn’t the first time this sort of thing had happened to him.
But Hemi was content to take up his usual table, with the largest and most sturdy chair they had, which he apparently had made for himself and put in here just for when he would come in, he would have a place to sit without breaking any more chairs or even benches for that matter. But KaBoom and Lukher were undeterred. They explained the position to him while eating their own, frankly large and delicious meals. But their own appetites were modest, if not downright petite in comparison to Hemi’s. This was practically going to be a week's worth of food funds. Just on this one lunch. But if they could get Hemi on their team, the money they could ask for their products from now on would more than make up for it. And hopefully Hemi would be the last deterrent and enforcer they would ever need to hire, if they could manage to afford to keep feeding him.
"So let me get this straight, you basically need me to look scary to deter any idiot from double crossing you. And if they do - double cross you, either beat them to a pulp or kill em'." Hemi surmised once they had said their piece and he had finished his feast as he used a splinter of bone to get the bits of pork and chicken and berry seeds from between his remarkably well cared for and cleaned teeth.
“Yes." They confirmed.
"And you would be paying me 30 silver scales a week to do it." Hemi repeated.
"And you know what- as a sign on bonus- we'll give you fifty gold bullion." Loker added because Hemi was by far- their most promising candidate- hell, their only one. Hemi didn’t have a wife and kids to tie him down and his family was further up in the mountains. And while he had built himself a cabin just outside of town that was halfway between the mountain and the village, otherwise, he wasn’t tied to any other clan and just in talking to him they could tell he had a sense of honor and integrity which was a rarity in their line of work as they worked out that his mom at least was an orc and had given him that much as far as a moral compass.
"Make it fifty silver dracons or deneri, and ten gold deneri a week. If you need me to guard you and your crew, and your supplies and deter idiots. I'm going to need proper equipment. Like more and proper weapons, armor and more tattoos. All of which are expensive." He mused as he stroked his chest at the hand chiseled ones there already but the look he gave them told them that that was his offer and his price.
Loker gave KaBoom a look for permission to negotiate but KaBoom simply smiled in relief and held out his hand.
"Deal." KaBoom held out his hand and shook hands with Hemi, even his own large hand disappearing into Hemi's as Hemi’s grip damn near crippled his hand before KaBoom handed the money over and paid for the massive lunch and a very generous tip as per Hemi’s insistence, which they were not about to argue with.
Hemi found them the next day, a large ruck sack over his shoulder that wasn’t already armored with a huge shield that looked like it weighed at least Kaboom’s body weight plus some. Hemi’s two battle axes hanging in a criss cross- across his back and two huge broadswords the size of most human men hanging from his belt on either hip along with three sets of daggers on the straps that tied his belt to the straps across his massive chest and back. Along two dire wolf pups who looked to be just at the point of getting to hunt with others from a den. The pups themselves, with their own tufts of baby fur still there where their adult coats hadn’t fully grown in yet- followed him at his heels and sat down when he stopped. Clearly he had been training them already and they were the most well behaved canines Loker and Kaboom had ever seen.
“So where’s the rest of the crew? You said you had five in total.” Hemi noted as he looked around the camp. But the sound of his voice brought Susillo out of the soap cart and Abasi out of the firework cart while Embry was still off getting firewood.
“Guys, meet Hemi- our new Deterrent and Enforcer.” KaBoom introduced to the team as Abasi and Susilo gave each other a meaningful look and who looked downright terrified at the thought of Hemi being with them from now on. But soon Embry came back with more firewood, huge armfulls of fallen limbs under each arm and being dragged behind him.
“Nice battle axes and warhammers!” Embry praised cheerfully which caused Hemi to turn towards the onikuma in pleasant surprise. Who, while he was obviously a grizzly type of onikuma, and a pretty large one at that, just as big as KaBoom was. He seemed rather cheerful and easy going. Hemi sensed that out of all of them Embry would probably be the one he would have to worry about the least - as far as getting in trouble went. Especially when his pups immediately wagged their tails and licked at his hands as he got on his knees and began to babytalk to them and pet them and even gave them a treat of some dried jerky he had made.
Ah, food, he was the main cook for the group judging by the way he tended to the fire and the many pots in and around the coals. Onikuma were also known for their very high tolerance for alcohol. So he could probably hold his own in a tavern. And the way he was then off to haul and chop up logs for the firewood, he was pretty strong too.
But one look at Abasi, he knew Abasi was older, more seasoned and the way he had scars that looked like he was attended to by a proper surgeon. KaBoom told him that Abasi was the stitcher. And that they had the komodo dragonborn, Susillo. And with one look at Susillo, Hemi knew that while Susillo looked rather dull and drab, it only hid his own lethal venom, in glands both in his jaw and in his neck. But Hemi knew of dragonborn and lizard folk but had never met one in person before. And Hemi knew by a quick sizing up that Susillo was actually passive, but wound’t hesitate to defend himself if pushed. And Hemi didn’t see the need or felt a push was warranted.
The moment Embry walked too far from camp, the dire wolf pups were eager to sniff the rest of them out and explore the camp as Hemi watched the pups and the new members of the crew he was supposed to be working with and protecting- to see if they were even worth the time or effort. Because he was training these dire pups to be guard dogs anyway. The pups inspected them and none of them had the guts or the nerve to impede them as they eagerly climbed up into the carts and sniff stuff out. And both Abasi and especially Susillo didn’t think he should stop them and their curious noses because Hemi looked like he’d stomp him out like a common lizard on the forest floor if he did. And it didn’t take long for the pups to sniff everything out on both the firework cart and the soap cart as well as the third.
Hemi was intent on keeping his eyes on the pups, and how the others acted and reacted to them. Because when Hemi wasn’t entirely sure he had sized someone up correctly, his pups always did. And once the pups seemed to wag their tails and sought out pets from the other others, Hemi simply grinned and sat down on the log as it started to creek under his own weight as Abasi was the first to try and then the more he did, the more he liked the pups too, because Abasi was a cynocephalus’ himself, specifically of the anubis variety. So of course the canid in him liked the wolf part of the pups as he got to learn the pup’s names and learn to tell them apart.
But then, just as everyone seemed to get a sense of Hemi and his presence, he left. And when he came back, he had a cart with him. Pulled by a team of draft horses. And various things he had apparently packed from his house into the cart so that this cart was his own new home away from home. And specifically had more things to sharpen his many weapons with as well as- practically a whole store’s worth of foodstuffs. Along with the same chair from the tavern. That he clearly had made for himself. And it looked like he had either bought or made the cart from giants or goliaths because of how huge it was. And the wheels on this thing would and could be used to hike up and down mountains no problems. And would find traction in the slickest slimeist mud. And the horses, were the largest draft horses the crew had ever seen. Each with it’s foal on a lead next to them, showing that the horses were mares too.
It took a few days for them to glean what Hemi hadn’t already bought out in the mountain village before they headed off to their next stop. The city of Clayton.
The group had barely unpacked and got a chance to sell, their wares and then resupply before they were recognized and approached for that third business, and the need was great but KaBoom sensed that it was urgent too. So KaBoom automatically tripled the asking price because they were wanting it that very night. And so they would need to literally drop everything to make what they were asking for. But the group happily paid them half of the fee to even start the work.
So KaBoom made what he was hired to make while Susillo crafted the poison they would need for the other half of the job as KaBoom insisted that they not even stay anywhere here in Clayton, that they needed to make camp on the other side of it. So they did.
But that evening KaBoom, Loker, Susillo and Hemi went back into Clayton meet their contact in a back alley since they had come into town only that afternoon as Embry and Abasi stayed at camp as Embry was working on learning how he should learn to cook for Hemi’s appetite. And with Hemi eating a whole back half of a hog, he was trying to roast two whole wild boars, figuring Hemi would eat one of them whole while he and the others would have to share the second, which they were used to honestly.
To Hemi’s pleasant surprise the meeting in this dark, back alley, scarcely took all of a few minutes. The shady and downright criminal demeanor these guys had, told Hemi that they weren’t to be trusted as far as he could drop them.
But those guys took one look at Hemi and quickly added another coin purse to the payment before it was a handoff of money for an explosive and three vials of venom as KaBoom gave instructions for how to use the bomb while Susilo gave instructions on how to use the venom while Loker quickly counted the money in both coin purses and smirked when they actually gave them too much.
“Aww, a tip? Or just insurance you won’t be needing to see him up close and personal?” Loker jabbed with a nod to Hemi.
Hemi smirked rather darkly while he continued to twirl the blade around his fingers, more out of boredom than rather as an impression of the violence he could and would quickly resort to if need be- as he stared them all down as they all gulped and nodded.
“And remember, if you double cross us or tell anyone you shouldn’t say anything to- about where you got any of this…” KaBoom began to threaten before Hemi took an irritated breath in and growled out an irritated sigh at all this stupid posturing.
“You get to see just how sharp this skinning blade is- before I use it to tan your hides. I would think I could make a decent map out of the lot of you, enough to cover the continent at least.” Hemi mused with a dark chuckle that had the other party nearly pissing themselves before they were off and disappeared into the dark. But Loker and Hemi seemed to be able to follow them with their eyes before Kaboom had them leave the city that night because he had a sense that these idiots were gonna use this stuff sooner rather than later and he needed to get himself and his crew out of here as soon as possible.
“Hemi, you are the most terrifying thing I’ve ever encountered and I’m so happy you’re on our side.” Loker praised with a bright smile as they made their way back to camp as KaBoom insisted that they needed to be on the road away from here by dawn.
But to the crew’s surprise, Hemi didn’t eat the whole wild boar all by himself. He shared a whole leg with Embry firstly for hunting it, secondly for cooking it and spicing it and roasting it so well. Which Embry really appreciated the praise and the gesture and was happy to sit next to Hemi on the log to eat the leg himself which left KaBoom, Abasi and Susillo to share the second. Which was much easier for them to do.
The next day on the road, just as they were about to turn a corner and leave the city out of sight, they all heard an explosion and turned around to see a tower on the fort castle on the hill crumble and plume of smoke start to rise.
“We got to get out of here now!” KaBoom urged them all before they were all happy to pick up the pace and get a speedy get away. The group didn’t stop to make camp until they got to all the way to Slystall.
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