#like boiling hot

[nichtaufgewacht]

Richard as Ares, God of War, from my Wir sind die Könige alternative universe. Dear Lord this is amazing.

#i’m sweating #like boiling hot #i really imagined him like this #ai generator #ai art #wir sind die könige #greek gods au #rammstein fanfic #rammstein fanfiction #richard kruspe #greek god!richard kruspe

[canisalbus]

✦ 3 PM ✦

#own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #art #artists on tumblr #Vasco #Machete #anthro #sighthound #dogs #canine #animals #modern au #sort of #mostly just wanted to do some hands holding cups #I don't think I've ever had many opportunities to practice them #also debated whether I should leave the steam out because it's not like you drink your hot drinks boiling hot #it's not realistic but in the end the aesthetic won

[warmspice]

there's a bone deep coldness within me that can only be soothed by being simmered in a stockpot for hours on end

#It's that time of the year where I want to be soup.... Boiled like a lobster..... #Void talks #Like genuinely need to be pressed like a panini put on a hot grill and then dunked in tomato soup. #I am.. So. Cold and it's coming from. Inside the house... #Gold star

[xclowniex]

I'm so fucking tired of people reading into everything that's Jewish or Israeli with bad faith.

I'm also tired of people who have large platforms spreading misinformation

#yes this is about hasan and his twitch stream listening to the “genocidal hip hop song” #like he watched a video with a translation that was incorrect #if you know hebrew or found the video which has the “correct translation” you would know that its not a genocidal song #i put correct in quotations as not every word in any language can have its true meaning be translated into english #also the meaning of the song boiled down is “you fucked around now its time to find out” #also it is a bop #and stilla is hot #new celebrity crush unlocked lol #jumblr #Israel

[itsdefinitely]

can i make an art request for an anxious grace chastity and her cup of hot water? i love your art style 🤩

don't be suspicious

#grace chasity #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #id in alt text #definitely art #she's kinda terrifying did you see the way she downed the hot water at beanie's. that had to be like. boiling

[satans-knitwear]

"where did you get that bra from??"

It's handmade darling, you won't find another like this.

Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me

#Hot water and so many bubbles will fix me!!!!!! #Boiling myself like a lobster and hanging my arm over the side of the tub to type/post this #The long awaited bubble bath set is in progress!!! Only partially tho bc i am in here with many achey pains to fix 😂 multi purpose bathtime #Any tips or treats would be massively appreciated right now 💕 #satans knitwear #Bubble bath #Bubble bra #bi girl #cheeky #uk girl #wlw #girls with piercings #alt pinup #pinup girl #This totally counts as pretty lingerie right????

[fandomunsexyman]

SVSSS is a novel with a fandom.

[ID: A Scum Villain edit of the "missing the point" meme. A bullet arcs from velinxi art of child Shen Jiu kneeling while furiously glaring. The bullet says, "People are not entirely one thing or the other and holding them to these extremes ignores the complexities that come with their humanity." It arcs over the head of a person across from it, who ignores the bullet and exclaims: "Wow!! Shen Jiu's only crime was being mean and was wrongly hated!" End ID]

#i have so many thoughts about him but he is SO mischaracterized in a lot of fics #like just 'he would not fucking say that' on repeat #because shen jiu's entire thing is that he was CANONICALLY a terrible person #yes his backstory was sad but that doesn't make him Suddenly Good #shen qingqiu is an incredibly complex character but can y'all not pretend that his only flaw is being mean #like shen jiu failed original luo binghe in every way #as his caretaker as an adult in his life on EVERY level #'the tea had healing medicine in it!!' no it did not #shen jiu poured boiling hot tea on a child as a grown man because he was jealous. of said child. #like the entire POINT of his secret backstory was to showcase his complexity!! #and to see so much fandom stuff that's just Shen Yuan in the Opposite Direction is Hm #like he's fun to analyze but let's not pretend that he wasn't a terrible fucking person #while I'm ranting shen jiu would not casually talk about his trauma either #shen jiu's entire thing WAS appearances and even post character arc i think he'd struggle to open up to others #so like NOOOO he would not just tell someone something terrible that happened to him in his past #he'd rather die #okay rant over but this phenomenon is just SO frustrating to me #svsss #shen jiu #scum villian's self saving system #original shen qingqiu

[destinyfromhighschool]

#mario movie #mario #luigi #gifs #(mario is a sleepy boy) #(also i like how luigi takes the time to blow on his coffee first #while mario just drinks it boiling hot lmao)

[sincericida]

ANDREW GARFIELD

attends the Loro Piana event celebrating the annual Record Bale Award | February 1, 2024 in London, England.

#andrew garfield #you are so beautiful #sir #look at him #absolutely breathtaking #i'm boiling right now #his hair #i'd like to run my fingers through your curls #the eyes #i'd kiss between your eyebrows #why is he so cute and so hot at the same time #the things i'd would let andrew garfield do to me #he's so fucking hot #loro piana #loro piana celebrates annual record bale award #events #fashion awards #london #andrew peter #andrew peter parker #tasm peter #tasm peter parker #sincericida

[breadandblankets]

duke, heading into the kitchen:

doug, watching from the couch as the kitchen suddenly starts lighting up like someone is arc welding in there:

duke, walking out with a steaming mug of tea:

doug, turning to elaine who is doing a sudoku with her legs thrown over his lap: "your son-"

elaine, raising an eyebrow: "My son?"

doug: "He's your son when he does something freaky."

#duke thomas #doug thomas #elaine thomas #batfam #bread talk #i just saw that tea post get circulated as batfam members and i was thinking about microwaves #microwaves are a type of electromagnetic radiation and therefore fall under duke's power set #reminder that not only can duke melt your dna he can also cook u like a hot dog #light powers are so fucking cool #anyway point being i want duke to try to fucking boil water with his powers #he doesn't put the cup noodles in the microwave anymore because he Is the microwave #this will probably also work its way into the wip im writing rn

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

anyone else in the eat-soup-from-the-pot gang

#invaluable item: bowl-sized soup pot #well it should be about 2x the size of what you'd eat in a bowl of soup to allow stirring room #food #u make ur ramen in there while frying up the eggs that go on top #get water to a boil and add ramen flavor packets #once it's at a simmer heat up ur frying pan #eggs should hit the hot pan around the same time as ramen hits the boiling water #then turn off the ramen heat and cover #by the time you're done cooking the eggs how you like (i prefer over medium) the ramen should be done #so u can slide the eggs on top #if you have bok choy or any quick-cook veg slide it in between the ramen and the egg #itll blanch by the time you bring the pot over to ur desk #god i made these tags long oops

[lunargrapejuice]

any Artem thoughts you have i would love to hear 🎤 the best boy ever needs some attention hehe

oh my dear beloved gray i have so many artem thoughts hehe 🩷🩷🩷🩷

here are a few - minors you better stop reading now thanks 😛

ive been very in my clit kisser artem vibes, it’s been on my mind all day! just how sweet & so fucking hot he is between your legs, not yet taking your panties off & sickly tender as he’s kissing your pussy through the soaking fabric but ahhhh he looks like pure lustful sin, azure eyes endless & full of desire, his chest & back rising & falling with every deep breath he takes of you, his messy hair that tickles your legs, the huge bulge in his pants when he sits up to slide your panties off your legs before leaning in to kiss your clit that’s been aching for more of him he’s so good at it too😭

& while im on the subject of his huge bulge idk maybe it’s just me but this man is packing ??? & he’s the type that he doesn’t realize he’s that big & is to fucking cute & flustered & hard when you try to tell him aaaa okay okay ive got more he’s been on my mind so much & you are my only artem friend to even share these thoughts with & im sorry these are all horny

im sorry but i will just never get over how much artem loves your thighs. the way your stockings squish the tops of them when you’re dressed up or the peak of them he gets when you sit passenger in his car & your skirt rides up a little (something he very gentlemanly fixes for you like he’s not trying to stop himself from being half hard at something so small). having them around his head (did i mention how much he loves going down on you??)

sex in his movie theater room, the lights of the screen at your back making you look like some kind of angel calling his name as you ride him & he holds your hips, maybe trying to slow you down? maybe pulling you down harder? a bit of both? hehe though he looks plenty heavenly too with his head leaning back, pretty pink lips parted, sweat glistening on his chest, the bob of his throat ajdkdkdkdk

#okay I am dead #ascended #left to boil into a hot mess & I did it to myself #thank you for letting me just go off I love this man #& more importantly I love you gray<3 #i hope you enjoyed heheh #im gonna go pretend like I’m normal about him now #she said like a lying liar #🌙asks #lovely moots <3 #artem wing x reader #artem #artem x reader

[keepyourpantsongohan]

Entertaining Highlights from Kakashi Retsuden:

Kakashi being immediately labelled as a heartthrob in Redaku despite the fact people can only see half of his face: “The village aunties are talking about him. They say he’s tall and handsome.”

Even the kid he's tutoring remarks on how good-looking he is: He also knew that they said he was a fine man. It wasn’t the whole cool thing of him wearing a mask, but maybe because his features were nicely balanced, he did look somehow like a painting standing there.

This description of Pakkun, Kakashi's tiny, grumpy pug, as told by a child: “But he shoots beams of light out of his mouth. His eyes are sharp, and he’s so big he can leap over a bear in a single bound.”

When Kakashi reads a book about himself and privately complains it doesn't depict him as awkward or pathetic enough!!

Kakashi dressed in a maid's uniform worrying about being discovered as ninja, but actually it's just more people talking about how hot they find him: Kakashi reflexively braced himself, hyper aware of the position of the knife beneath his skirt. The maids continued, eyes glittering. “Where did they find such a sullen tutor, hm!” “Right? I’m really into that kind of downer-ish old guy.”

Kakashi beating up fifty shinobi by himself, using only a pot and its lid, and his own body, as well as only half his vision (at night, no less) to put them all to sleep (and not thinking for a moment that only using one of his two equally-functioning eyes would be a disadvantage in a fight)!!

Kakashi sending an All-Ages Version of Make-Out Paradise to his temporary student like the horrible little man he is (said with utmost love) and simultaneously using his endorsement sticker on that book to reveal that he was the Sixth Hokage all along!

#kakashi said: who do you think i am. i've never needed two eyes to fight #the author said: kakashi is SOOOO hot and everybody knows it but him #kakashi retsuden #kakashi hatake #pakkun #honourable mentions to: kakashi burning his hands on a boiling point bc he is too busy playing with a bird he likes #kakashi blushing bc he's called a powerful leader and the greatest shinobi #and his apparent crush on [candy by nct dream plays] #light novel highlights #light novels #kakashi retsuden spoilers #ayesha talks anime #naruto series

[holly-mckenzie]

Ray Panthaki in Boiling Point Season 1 (2023) dir. Philip Barantini

#boiling point #boiling point bbc #boiling point series #tvedit #filmtv #filmtvcentral #filmtvedit #filmtvgifs #freeman (boiling point) #ray panthaki #shesnake #mine* #deah I thought you may enjoy this as hot priest supporter (and obs as a person who likes the bear) #also vinette robinson of tlp fame is in this and she is very gay... just letting you know #i'm so gutted he was only in one ep... like what carly said to freeman was shit and its good he left... but still #i mostly watched this show for him... and he was amazing in the film

[deadwooddross]

Decided to pretty up some scribbles from awhile ago! Some baby Thavu stuff, kids are hard to draw Thavu has been a psyker since the day she was born, and the way her isolated little fringe community decided to deal with that problem was simply: Ignore it! Tis a deeply superstitious place and psykers are kind of terrifying, but also was not somewhere that could easily call in the witchseekers, so.... As you can imagine this worked really well and she came out super fine This is probably about where they entirely gave up on trying to be nice and instead began their track record of Mischief...do you Know how rare FRUIT is on a HIVE PLANET

#thavu #darktide #warhammer 40k #psyker #i imagine this place is situated near some boiling hot water systems that make things juuuuuust livable enough that with a lot of work #can get like #2 whole plants to grow #someone in hab dreko has a plant in their apartment so its not totally unthinkable!!

[stinkypeanutbutter]

:3

Tee hee CB character charts ( I will do more soon )

#I’m gonna make sooooo many of these just wait #I’m eating pizza rn #Not related I just like pizza #I can’t eat micowavrd pizza unless it’s completely melting and boiling hot #I LOVVVVEE CB YOU SHPULD RESD IT NYOW !!!! #cinderella boy webtoon #cinderella boy #webtoon