#like this isn’t a cat pic anymore

[napping-sapphic]

I swear our cat gets extra cute on purpose whenever i’m only wearing a bra like girl this is so rude you’re so cute and i wanna take pictures of you and send them to people but my titties are also RIGHT there

#like this isn’t a cat pic anymore #this is a cat pic with a side of my titties🙄 #if i ever have anyone to flirt with i’m sure this will be great #but like girl right now im offended #you’re so cute let me show you to everyone😭😭 #she’s laying in my arms and she’s got the blanket over her and her tiny lil baby paws are crossed and it’s SO—🥺🥺🥺 #❤️❤️ #lil babyyyyy

[xob1tchs]

| mutual help ; l. berkshire

genre; smut 😜

warnings; bickering, NOT e2l sorry every1!!, no actual sex, mentions of blowjob, food play (?), oral (f receiving), public sex, fingering, dirty talk, name calling (baby, honey bc that’s readers nn and babe)

a/n; idk i saw these pics on pinterest and thought they were cute and then i just got to thinking abt how i could make smth and use them and yeahhhhh — but i actually like this a lot so im thinking this isn’t the end 😅😅 pt.2 maybeee

playlist; meddle about by chase atlantic, single by the neighborhood, cry baby by the neighborhood.

You smile around the ice cream filling your jaw, cheeks puffing out in a way that makes enzo's pants grow tighter, some of the pinkish-white cream dribbling from the corners of your mouth, making a mess that stains the pristine collar of your dress shirt.

He toys with the mechanical pencil in his grasp, running it along the seam of his lips, pressing them into a cat-like grin when you look up at him over the top of your textbook, eyes turning to crescents when your grin widens. Your book thumps against the table when you lean forward, caught between your chest and the hardwood, making you stutter over whatever you were gonna say, shiny lips falling into a confused pout, blinking down at the pages before you roll your eyes, nudging it to the floor with your elbow, letting it clatter against the wood without a care.

“You’re going to get us in trouble – ” Lorenzo warns, watching as the ice cream cone in your hand melts over your knuckles, seeping into the cuffs of your cardigan, forming sticky lines between your knuckles “Finish that, or i’ll throw it away.” he finishes, arching a perfectly trimmed brow as you bring the strawberry cream to your lips again, licking a thick strip from the base of the cone to the top of the cream.

You hum in satisfaction, ready to bring the cone back for another lick, when a group of students brushes past, one of their shoes knocking the back of your chair, grip on the come loosening for a moment before it topples from your fingers and lands in the crevice of your thighs. You gasp, scowling at the fifth years as they giggle, rushing around a corner.

“God damn it, honey” enzo growls deep under his breath, snapping his book shut, making you flinch as you look up at him from the mess between your thighs. Your brows draw together in confusion, used to hearing the nick name in a more saccharine tone. This wasn’t your fault.

You tilt your head “they bumped into me!” you whisper yell, uncomfortably rubbing your thighs together, only spreading the sticky mess further.

Frowning he scoots his chair back, leaning back enough to see the drying ice cream, something straight out of wet dream as you spread your thighs, chasing some sort of relief from the uncomfortable feeling - he can see your white panties, delicate lace trim along the edges and a cute little with bow just below your navel.

“You’ve made a fucking mess” his tone is annoyed, shoulders tensing as you gaze into his puppy like eyes, puffy lips parting in a pout once again.

This has been torture – weeks of tutoring you, dealing with the innocent pouts and whines, begging him to just lie to professor snape for you. Games of on and off, that he knows he’s definitely winning, because you were practically begging for his cock a fortnight ago. He’s thought about you so many times – thought about beating the shit out of the guys that talk about you.

He can’t fucking take it anymore, cock throbbing in his boxers as you squirm around in your chair, huffing out delicate breaths, wide eyes turned glassy – you look like you might even cry, and makes him tick, knuckles pale from how tightly his fists clench against the smooth hard wood table.

Gripping the table with one hand, and the hem of your skirt with the other, you sigh “I can clean it up enzo” you plead, nervous as he shifts in his chair, tugging the sleeves of his dress shirt up his forearms.

The whole library falls silent when he looks at you, rasping out a command that makes your eyes go wide “spread your legs” he mumbles. He drops to his knees not a moment sooner, brunette head of hair disappearing under the table, the drag of his chair back to the table making you gasp.

Fingers wrap around your ankles, forcing your legs apart, unveiling your clothed pussy to his sparkling eyes when your skirt rides up your thighs, the fabric is damp and stained with strawberry ice cream, molding your warm folds to the cotton, puffy pussy straining for attention against the threads. He blows out a soft breath between puckered lips, chuckling hotly when you squirm, thighs trembling against his strength.

“Lorenzo — we’ll be caught” you whisper, glassy eyes meeting his own dark ones, a gentle blush spread across the bridge of your nose and the apples of your cheeks. He tuts, leaning forward just enough for his nose to rub your clit, breathing in the musky-sweet scent emitting from your core.

“You don’t want me to help you out?” He murmurs, tongue darting out to lick a stripe along your seam, planting a wet kiss against your hole as one of his hands creep up the inseam of your thigh, toying with the outer hem of your panties.

You sigh, cradling your face in your palms, unable to voice the denial you thought you had wanted to say, overwhelmed by the heat from his breath ghosting your cunt.

“be a good girl and keep quiet” he mutters, peeking up at your flushed face between your fingers before he tugs your panties to the side, the threads snapping under the pressure, ripping the crotch right out of them, ruined as they fall to the floor.

he takes his time, as he leans in, eyelids fluttering closed, jaw hanging slack – pressing an open mouth kiss to your spread folds, humming in delight at the sticky slick seeping from your core, pressing in deeper for more, nails digging crescents into your sticky thighs.

his tongue toys at your entrance, the warm muscle prodding your tight walls until you let out the softest wine from above him, hips bucking forward against his face, pressing his nose into your clit.

“s’fucking good” he mouths against your cunt, shaking his face side to side, making your squirm against the wooden chair, thighs threatening to squeeze around his head if he were to let go.

“shit- enzo '' you chirp, drooping eyes casting a weary look around the library, despite knowing your meticulously tucked away study corner is shielded from most prying eyes.

one of his hands drifts from the inseam of your thigh, to the top of your pussy, pulling the hood up so he can wrap his puffy lips around your clit, gently tugging on the nub with his teeth, before giving it a lewd suck, slurping and smacking sounding from between your legs - he’s the one being fucking loud.

his other hand glides down your pussy as he pulls away, spreading your folds to watch your greedy hole wink, pulsing for something to fill you up - seeping wetness that runs down your asshole and the wooden chair, staining the hardwood floor below you even further.

he groans as he presses the pad of his middle finger to your pussy, watching as you suck him in, gliding to the second knuckle with ease “you can take more than that, can’t you baby?” you hum from above him, thighs spreading further in a silent agreement, etching a wicked grin across his lips.

he slides a second finger in with ease, cock jumping in his trousers when he feels the suction of your velvet walls around his thick fingers, clenching around him with need even when he doesn’t make a move.

when he leans in to flick your clit, your thighs clamp around his head, one hand tangling in the hair the crown of his skull, the other gripping the edge of a textbook so harshly you fear the pages will rip.

he groans against your heat, eyelids rolling back in his skull as he makes harsh thrusts in and out with his fingers, alternating between quick sucks and nips at your swollen bud, the weight of his cock in his boxers becoming unbearably heavy with every jut of your hips against his face, precum making his boxers stick to his length in an uncomfortable manner.

“m’so close enzo, baby please” you croon, leaning back in your chair to lock eyes with him, tears brimming at your lash line as you press a palm to your mouth, muffling the sounds that multiply with every passing second.

he doesn’t stop at your confession, the words spurring him on, desperate to swallow your cum and taste it on his tongue for hours to come, cock twitching at just the thought alone.

his hand drives into you with so much force that wet smacking sounds start to ring out, so fast and frequent that if anyone were near they’d surely know what you were up to.

it’s only a couple seconds later that you’re falling apart on his fingers, thighs squeezing around him so tightly that he begins to go lightheaded, surely not helped by the way he desperately laps at your seeping cunt like a man starved, groaning and moaning into your folds until he’s satiated, and your hips are squirming away from his mouth, pussy swollen and sensitive against the cool air of the library when he finally does pull back.

you look down at him through a bleary gaze, flushing at the sight, covered in a mix of sweat, cum and strawberry ice cream, smeared along his jaw and across the tip of his nose, you lick your lips, shaking your head when he meets your eyes “now we’ve both made messes” you mumble, using the cuff of your sweater to wipe some of the liquid from his face, glancing between his legs to where his cock strains against the zipper.

“now i should help you then, right?”

#lorenzo berkshire #lorenzo berkshire smut #slytherin boys #slytherin #slytherin boys smut #harry potter smut #fanfic #fanfic smut #slytherin smut

[txtmetonight]

Garlicky Revenge ✆

call summary ⋆ ★ Jungwon hates your new punishment

pairing *. * Vampire! Yang Jungwon x Fem! Reader

genre⋆ ★ Fluff

warnings *. crude language, it's just really fluffy lol, grammar mistakes

call duration⋆ ★ 824

a/n*. * I loved this one but please tell me why it took me forever to find a pic for the banner oml and he's so cute i'm gonna cry help me

taglist ⋆ ★ @kflixnet

“(Y/n), you’re not serious, are you?”

“As serious as I can be, Jungwon!” You scoff, turning away to withhold a growing smile on your face, yet it slowly diminishes when your eyes water from the intense smell, strung upon your neck.

“You can’t refuse me like this, love! You… you don’t even like it either, I can see it on your face!” He points an accusatory finger at you, making you burst into loud chuckles before you shake your head.

“You told me that you would stop sneaking behind me like that when I was in the bathroom. I almost had a fucking heart attack because of you yesterday. This is what you get now.”

Jungwon cringes at the way garlic moves when you sway back and forth, waiting for him to take a step closer, a rather smug grin on your face when his lips quirk down into a nastier grin. “This isn’t fair!” He whines, sounding like a petulant toddler. “I’ve missed you so much and you won’t even let me hug you?! I think I might actually die.”

“You’re not going to die, Wonnie. Plus, you’ve lived without me for like… 400 years before. What’s another week?” You’re teasing; the stench was already giving you a well-deserved headache, so it wouldn’t be long before you took the odd neckwear off. But it was still amusing to see the way that he freezes completely, going paler than he was before.

“You–you’re kidding? A week?! I’m not waiting for that long!” He cries, and before you know it, a small black cat appears just where Jungwon stands, its eyes already pulled to mimic great sorrow.

It meows and wails pitifully, pawing the living room carpet, knowing well enough that cats were preferably your biggest weakness. A trump card played well by your boyfriend whenever times become desperate.

“Oh, you can’t do that to me!? That’s so not fair!”

The cat (Jungwon) rolls over in despair and raises a furry paw over its head to mimic death, letting out a shrill cry. Rounding the island countertop, you finally sigh and give in by taking off the garlic and wiping your neck and hands with a wet washcloth while you try to trap some of the anger you were feeling before.

But how could you even be furious at him, even when he transforms back into his normal self, sharp canines glinting while he happily smiles at you, his back on the ground? Your heart swells at the sight, and butterflies skim your stomach. “I fucking hate you, Yang Jungwon,” you grumble, yet you couldn’t help but scoot a little closer to him sheepishly.

Perhaps you did miss him more than you wanted to admit.

“Really? Well, that’s a shame because I really love you, pretty girl.” Jungwon pats next to him, and when you point at your neck, where the spice left its odor on your skin, he waves it off dismissively. “A really big shame,” you giggle when he slightly gags at your arm touching his cheek. Nevertheless, he pulls you closer and pretends to chomp on your hand, your cheeks turning red as he puts a soft kiss to where he bit you.

“I wasn’t lying when I said that I was going to die if you weren't in my life anymore.”

You shake your head and press a chaste kiss to his jaw. “Me too. I don’t think I can imagine my future without you.”

“Yeah, but would you drive a stake through your heart for me?” He jokes but then goes silent when you just stare at him, eyes swirling with so much love, his non-beating heart thrumming alive for a few moments, just under your gaze.

“I would willingly live with you for eternity.”

Jungwon’s eyes grow wide as he gets up from his position to look at you in awe. “No, you woul–”

“I would really. For you, Wonnie… I suppose I would do anything,” you say, and before he could say anything, you pull him into a kiss, soft and sweet. His fingers cascade the side of your face gently, and your hand encases itself in his hair, tugging it lightly when he wouldn’t let you take a breath.

“I love you. I really do,” he quietly says.

“I love you too.”

And the moment goes silent for a while, your lips just ghosting over him in a tender peace you wished would last forever. With him by your side.

But then the gentle second is lost when Jungwon opens his stupid mouth, earning a hit from you.

“You said you would do anything, yeah? First off, please don’t ever punish me with garlic ever again; I was seriously going to cry!”

“Really? Next time, I’m going to move houses and never ever invite you inside!”

Jungwon gasps and clutches his shirt dramatically. It makes you roll your eyes, but you rub your cheek over his chest in affection.

“You wouldn’t dare!”

#enhypen x reader #jungwon x reader #k-labels #enhypen #enha #enhypen imagines #enhypen jungwon #enhypen x you #enhypen fluff #enhypen scenarios #jungwon #jungwon fluff #jungwon enhypen #enha x reader #enha imagines #enha fluff #enha scenarios #engene #kpop x reader #kpop ff #kpop fanfic #kpop

[diorsluv]

feather , part 9

“ i hit ignore ”

series m. list previous chapter next chapter

( socialmedia!au )

bookerburke_

liked by yourusername, colecaufield, jamie.drysdale, and 103 others

bookerburke_ ❤️

tagged: yourusername

view all comments

yourusername are you just gonna make a habit of taking pics when i’m not looking 🫣

→ bookerburke_ maybe

username70 this is so unbelievably domestic

username16 no no no get this off my feed

username68 STOP THIS RIGHT NOW

username94 wtf i HATE ITTTT

colecaufield please don’t tell me you brought back the bag with kristen stewart and robert pattinson’s faces on it

→ yourusername i brought it back.

jamie.drysdale nice cat

username34 cutiesss!!

username27 y’all at least she’s happy right

yourusername

liked by rutgermcgroarty, _alexturcotte, trevorzegras, and 20,874 others

yourusername when he brings you breakfast in bed before taking you to top golf 🤭🤭

view all comments

luca.fantilli what is with you and top golf

→ yourusername you’re actually bullying me

username5 i keep checking her posts daily cuz i keep thinking it’ll get any better

→ username62 and does it get any better??

→ username5 it does not get better

lhughes_06 oh cool isn’t that the skirt you begged me to buy for you

→ yourusername 😐

username77 luke is so salty lmaooo

bookerburke_ top golffff (why was making oatmeal so difficult)

→ yourusername maybe you should leave the cooking to me..

→ bookerburke_ nono let me cook

→ trevorzegras fr lil drizzy let him cook

jackhughes so ur just re-using dates huh

→ yourusername STOP THIS RIGHT NOW

→ yourusername i’m not re-using dates ☹️☹️

username97 I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS JACK JUST WENT IN FOR THE KILL

_alexturcotte mini drizzy i love u but what’s going on..

→ lhughes_06 turcs u cant say u love her anymore shes got a bf

→ yourusername i’m being cyberbullied

next chapter notes ) IM SO SORRY I HATE WRITING ABT THE MALE!OC SO MUCH but i need to build tension 😞😞 it’s for the sake of the plot i swear

#luke hughes fic #luke hughes fanfic #luke hughes x reader #luke hughes x y/n #luke hughes #quinn hughes #jack hughes #alex turcotte #cole caufield #trevor zegras #jamie drysdale #ethan edwards #mark estapa #mackie samoskevich #dylan duke #adam fantilli #luca fantilli #rutger mcgroarty

[babydollmarauders]

MEDIA MANAGEMENT — JACK HUGHES (23-24 SZN PART 17)

au masterlist

y/ndevils00

liked by jesperbratt, tofff73, and 383,624 others

y/ndevils00 WE ARE SO BACK, BABIES!!

your mighty lil hell raisers won 5-2 tonight against the flightless birds, and SURPRISE!! I WAS THERE!!

what a happy “welcome back to Pitt” to my lovely former-bumblebee-color-wearing bestie, Johnny Rockets!

i’m so proud of all of our goal scorers tonight, one of which is not pictured because he wouldn’t let me order a drink at dinner last night (*cough* Bratter *cough*)!

it was also AMAZING to see my sweet Edward Cullen again, you can see in the fourth photo how much he missed me! doesn’t he look positively overjoyed?!

oh, and: p.s. that one player, number 87 on the penguins? yeah he got a penalty. HA! don’t trip my boys, Sidney. i know where you sleep.

tagged curtislazar95, naterbastian, john.marino97, ryangraves27, dawson1417, holtz_10, tofff73

Load more comments

user19 IS THIS WHAT THE CROSBY HATTY THING LAST RECAP WAS ABOUT?! SHE WAS HINTING THAT SHE WAS COMING TO THIS GAME?!

naterbastian that’s a blurry pic

y/ndevils00 hop off my dick, nathan

naterbastian no

y/ndevils00 NO?!

y/ndevils00 @/dawson1417 how do i solve this?

dawson1417 maybe you could take less blurry pictures? i’m not sure about this one tbh

y/ndevils00 @/dawson1417 USELESS!

dawson1417 oh :(

y/ndevils00 @/dawson1417 WAIT NO! I’M SORRY! I DIDN’T MEAN IT! YOU’RE MY BESTEST FRIEND AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! EVEN MORE THAN JOHN

john.marino97 HELLO?! I’M RIGHT HERE?!

y/ndevils00 @/john.marino97 oh hi John!

user35 DID Y/N JUST THREATEN SIDNEY CROSBY?!

user99 I FEAR THIS IS WHEN SHE GETS FIRED

holtz_10 why is Crosby pictured?

ryangraves27 what i look is terrified because i didn’t even know you were in town

y/ndevils00 it was a surprise!! were you surprised?!

ryangraves27 did he know you were coming?

y/ndevils00 nope! showed up at his house like “BOO!”

user01 who the hell are they talking about?

jackhughes i’m glad the team won and i’m glad you’ve had fun, can you come home now?

y/ndevils00 aww you miss me 🥹

jackhughes yeah, sure, but also, LSH has chewed through my phone charger, has been scratching at the couch, and bit Nico’s hand

y/ndevils00 i put her in charge of keeping the house in order while i’m gone. sounds like she’s doing great!

jackhughes i’m a human and she’s a cat??

y/ndevils00 she’s also smarter than you, my love

jackhughes did you just call me dumb?

y/ndevils00 oh my sweet, sweet himbo, i love you to pluto and back

jackhughes um, yeah, i love you too, dove

holtz_10 hello??? why is Crosby pictured??

y/ndevils00 shhh i ignore stupid questions

jesperbratt i didn’t want you to get drunk, please don’t hold it against me

y/ndevils00 aww okay 🥺 i’m sorry for leaving you out of the post, thank you for looking out for me!

jackhughes how do you do it?!

jesperbratt @/jackhughes i’m cute 🤷🏼‍♂️

jackhughes oh fuck off Bratter, obviously i’m cute too, i’m her boyfriend

curtislazar95 WE WON

y/ndevils00 YOU WON!! I’M SO PROUD OF YOU FOR NOT MAKING US LOSERS ANYMORE

curtislazar95 thank you?? i think??

y/ndevils00 YOU’RE WELCOME!!

y/ndevils00 notice how we win when @/tmeier96 isn’t playing… it’s cause he called me a bitch and the universe has my back

tmeier96 if i could insult you, you would be so sad right now

y/ndevils00 hmm but you CAN’T insult me! because i’m perfect!

tmeier96 actually it’s because after tuesday nights comments, Jack threatened to slap-shot a puck to my face if i insult you again

y/ndevils00 awww @/jackhughes that’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever threatened for me 🥹🫶

jackhughes do people often threaten others for you?

y/ndevils00 of course?? i’m lovable and everyone i know wants me to be protected and loved!

tmeier96 well… i highly doubt EVERYONE you know…

y/ndevils00 watch it, Meier!

user56 idk, thats two posts in a row with Sidney Crosby… i’m starting to get suspicious

user13 i wanna know who the mysterious “he” is that they keep discussing!

user07 same! like, is it the same “he” every time?! and if so, if she showed up at his house, does that mean he lives in Pitt?

user22 all i’m saying is it’s suspicious and she better not be cheating on Jack

user91 @/user22 oh please! not only is she obviously head over heels for Jack, but if she were to cheat, i highly doubt everyone on the team, including Jack, would know and openly discuss him on a public platform

liked by @/y/ndevils00

#media management au! #media management series <3 #jack hughes #jack hughes x reader #jack hughes imagine #jack hughes blurb #jack hughes fic #nj devils #nhl fic #nhl imagine #faithlynn’s insta edits <3 #faithlynn’s writings <3

[norrisreads]

seems familiar? #LN4

lando norris x reader smau, full of fluff <3

a rising influencer known for her incredible taste in fashion, is suddenly seen shot w a similar helmet, is she the rumoured wag?

fc : jissuuu seo on ig

y/ninstagram

liked by lando.jpg, daniel3jpg and others

y/ninstagram i can’t wait to share with all of you the collection i’ve come out with!!! thanks to my photographer for the cute pixs 🧡

view all 3,200 comments

landonation that looks like lando’s silverstone’s helmet…????? anyone agrees

y/nsluvr nah you’re reaching, i bet she don’t even know who’s lando 😭

dannysmiles daniel and lando like??????? new wag?????

y/nwrld loving the pixs y/n!!!!! did u recently change your photographer????

y/ninstagram thankyou love! nope still the same old photographer, just an xtra photographer on d go 🤭

landonorris credits please

y/ninstagram whomst?

@/f1wags just posted on twitter

f1wags who is y/n??????? Lando’s current rumoured gf? she’s a rising beauty influencer and fashion stylist, mainly focus on k-beauty! the real question is, how did they know each other?

landoswifey im pretty sure they’re just friends lol, lando would never move on that fast 🤭 his ex was a gem pls

landosln4 girl… it’s almost 2 years 😭

landoswrld this is a big jump, no?????? im not surprised though if they are dating, im so sure her new photographer is lando by the look of the angles taken

y/nsluvr trst me, we dont even kno who lando is 😭🤭

lando.jpg posted on instagram

liked by yukitsunoda0511, carlossainz55 and others

lando.jpg driver’s gathering with an additional member <3

view all 2,990 comments

landosfilms lando soft launch era again????????

liked by y/ninstagram

ln4quad isn’t he moving on too fast?????

landosfan why does that even matter lol

yukitsunoda0511 bring her more often, she’s d best

lando.jpg no, she’s not for sharing, find your own

y/nsbestff i shared her w you, you’re not special lando

liked by y/instagram

y/ninstagram posted a story

twitter

@/f1wags looks like lando’s ig post and y/n’s ig story seems related 🤨🤨🤨🤨 and the orange hearts????? that sums up the rumours, i’m pretty sure…..

y/ninstagram just posted

liked by landonorris, lando.jpg and others

tagged landonorris and lando.jpg

y/ninstagram cat’s out of the bag, now i can finally post my beautiful boyfriend/photographer pixs regularly 🧡 here’s a pics of my first time experience at the paddock despite dating him for almost a year 🏎️ love you forever!! ps: yes, i used his silverstone helmet as a prop for my shoot 🤭

view all 9,000 comments

charles_leclerc finally, no longer having to save the dumb videos i have of both of you

yukitsunoda0511 i would have never kept you as secret y/n 🙏🏻😔

landonorris yuki, back off!!!!!!! find your own girlfriend

carlossainz55 none of the lowkey shit anymore? finally????????

y/instagram loved being lowkey though, but the world deserves to know 🧡

landonorris love you big baby, miss you more now xoxo

y/ninstagram cringe.

landonorris just posted

liked by y/ninstagram, pierregasly and others

landonorris we’re great photographers, aren’t we?

y/nwrld teach me your ways, incase you guys break up, i’ll b pulling her next

landonorris that’s a secret i’ll never tell 🤫

y/ninstagram he dmed me his portfolio of his pixs as a resume for my photographer spot 😭

daniel3jpg i’m better

y/ninstagram agreed. ( i am just kidding )

carlossainz55 the second slide was not needed, just the first would have done it

liked by daniel3jpg

y/ninstagram love you baby, will always love you

landonorris cringe xp

#f1 x reader #lando norris x y/n #lando norris x reader #f1 smau #mclaren #f1 x y/n #formula 1 imagine #formula 1 scenarios #formula 1 fluff

[chaoticbardlady99]

Darling, Never Stop Haunting Me

(Astarion x F! Ghost Reader)

Chapter 10: Til Death Do Gale and Tav Part

Synopsis: You and Astarion attend Gale and Tav's wedding and respective bachelor parties (a quick filler before shit gets wild again). Astarion is disgustingly, horribly in love.

CW: Briefly described wardrobe smut, dead dove (Astarion's past)

Disclaimer- it's a pic crew and I am obsessed

Likes, Comments, and Reblogs are always appreciated! Thank you for all your support and love!

Chapter 9: Chapter 11: AO3

Astarion walks behind Cazador against his own will. In spite of all the fight Astarion put up- he is never going to win. 

 He doesn’t know why he is being punished or what he could have even done to be punished. He had been behaving very well to avoid additional beatings.

 Two years of being a vampire spawn- he thought he could figure out the game and play it, but there is no game. Just master and spawn. Astarion is nothing anymore and it destroys his entire being.

  The silver knife etching poetry into his back stings and aches- it’s been hours now and Cazador isn’t close to being finished. 

 He feels at the edge of his death again, but this time he is desperate for the relief death would bring. Everything hurts- it all hurts so bad and he feels so horribly alone. 

  Astarion braces himself for the next part, blinking away his tears and pain- to be met with the sight of a glowing hand on top of his. 

 He looks up and tries not to make it obvious that someone is there- he wants to enjoy this moment, even just a little longer. He swears he can feel the gentle touch on his hand like a crux for his brain. 

  The woman is beautiful and shimmering- he knows this person. 

  It’s you- he’s no longer in Szarr palace because how else would he be able to identify who you are? This is just a dream- this isn’t really happening again.

  The pain fades and so does Cazador- the world has slowed down in its entirety as his brain focuses on you. 

 His ghosty- his silent savior. He thought you were an angel at the time. You sobbed for him, telling him how sorry you were that you couldn’t stop him, you tried to possess Cazador and you became overwhelmed- he was going to destroy you and you don’t want to leave Astarion alone for eternity. 

 Good- he doesn’t want to be left alone for all of eternity. He doesn’t want to be without you. 

  Then you are gone- turned into that creature the Lich said he would turn you into and a scream leaves Astarion’s throat. His heart shatters, his bones break, his head splits, and his back aches.

 He thought he knew pain, but maybe he never did. 

  Astarion wakes from his trance with a gasp and he is trembling. His head whips around as he tries to find you- remembering that he was forced to stay here and be apart of the Bachelor party.

  The Lich took you- he must have. Maybe he disguised himself as a very handsome individual and Tav’s words held some merit- you wanted to explore options. 

  Why else would he have that dream? You need his help and you need it now. 

  Astarion gets up and leaves- not bothering to grab his daggers or his armor. The other men are fast asleep, he will be back before they even realize he is gone. 

  Waterdeep is still booming with people- men and women cat call to him, but he’s too focused on finding you to care or insult them. 

  He has to find you- even if you have chosen someone else. Even if Astarion was just a fun time for you- you were not a fun time for him. You are his entire world and being intimate with you has meant everything to him. 

  If you did meet someone else- what would he do? Could he survive that? 

  He tried giving you space all day to see if he could handle it and he can’t. Astarion was sick to his stomach the entire night and had to fight very hard not to be an irritable prick because Gale doesn’t deserve that. 

 You did tell Tav it was a ‘dumbass’ thing to say that you would want to meet others, but you both hadn’t necessarily defined what you are to each other so you didn’t have a plausible reason for why it was a dumb thing to say and your modesty around intimacy would never allow you to just openly say you had sex with him last night and then sucked him off this morning. 

  Then there is the other worry.

Did the lich get to you? What if you are already turned and there is nothing left for him to do? What if you are gone already and he was too late- even by a second?

  He pushes the thought down hard. His entire body felt like it had given up at the thought alone.

  He climbs on the side of The Crawling Spider that is not facing the guards- hoping he can sneak into a room and find you. 

 If only to make sure you are safe. 

  ********************************************************

 You are sitting and staring at the ceiling of the tavern room as Tav, Shadowheart, Karlach, and Lae’zel are fast asleep in their own beds, in their own rooms. It was convenient that the Tavern had a big enough space for everyone, but you miss Astarion horribly. 

  You like waking up in his arms and you had only just spent your first night ‘together together’. Not that you would just offer that information up to these individuals. You don’t want to be the person who leaves the Bachelorette party to be with their partner, but you really are only friends with Tav here. Everyone else is so very nice, but it’s obvious that you are not established and it’s made the entire night somewhat uncomfortable for you.   

  The Crawling Spider was a just fine tavern- it is a big dance place with music that is enhanced and warped with magic. It was fun until a couple of men became grabby and tried to drag you off. You were panicking and couldn’t get away from them. They had hungry, lustful eyes and you still shudder thinking about it. 

   Karlach barely caught you in time, told the tavern owner  so they would get kicked out, and decided it may be time to call it a night. Shadowheart and Tav were hammered- Lae’zel had gotten too zealous in the beginning and was already fast asleep upstairs. 

 You didn’t have a single drop to drink- you had a feeling this may not be the safest place to let your guard down- you are glad your gut feeling was correct. 

  Your room is in the right hand corner of the main suite with a massive window. The others complained about how horrible it would be to wake up to a hangover and the sun at the same time. You were happy to take the ‘least desirable’ spot. 

 You could see the Tower from here and you wonder what Astarion is up to with the men. He had tried to convince Tav that he is far closer to her than Gale and that’s why he should be apart of her bachelorette party instead- Tav wasn’t having any of it and told Astarion, “Birdie deserves the chance to meet other people and see if she doesn’t meet someone she’s interested in! Stop cock blocking her, geez.” 

 You had been absolutely livid when she said that. You said she was out of line and she was surprised with your words. Astarion had smiled at you, but his eyes were entirely too sad and he didn’t talk to you for the rest of the day. 

  Your heart is aching- you want to know what you did wrong and why he didn’t talk to you after that. 

 You hope the ceiling might eventually give you an answer, but it remains entirely silent and you have to keep reminding yourself that it is probably nothing.

  *tap, tap, tap*

  You freeze- not daring to look at the window. You have a magnificent view overlooking the ocean, but there were no guards walking around on this side so Gods only knows who is outside your window right now.

*tap, tap, tap*

  You look out of the corner of your eye and jolt up immediately- Astarion is staring in the window and he looks like a nervous wreck. His hair is somehow in disarray and his eyes are somewhat frantic. 

  You gesture to give you a moment and you get up to check the others are asleep before you close the door to your room and lock it. 

  You open the window and you expect him to hop in, but he’s studying your features like this may be the last time he ever sees you. 

 Is he going to leave? Did he feel like he made a mistake after all?

“Did you meet anyone?”

 “What?” You ask in bewilderment.

“Did you meet anyone that you like- I hope they are kind if you did?” His voice cracks at the end and somehow, it all clicks into place. 

  He doesn’t think he’s good enough for you to choose him and he was mentally preparing for this moment. He had been preparing for his rejection. 

  Your poor, sweet Astarion- how could he ever think you could want anyone else besides him? 

 “No- I only want you, Astarion,” you lay on the bed and pat the spot next to you, “join me?” 

  He crawls inside and immediately lays his head on your chest, wrapping his arms around your waist. Your hand finds its way to his hair and you begin to fix the disheveled mess (fix being a loose term). He sighs with relief and you feel him begin to relax. 

 You feel so much happier- your chest feels lighter. It wasn’t anything you did directly. Tav had just gotten into his head. 

“I was worried, you know,” Astarion whispers, “you could have anyone- you don’t need to settle for me. You do know this, right?” 

“I am not settling.”

 “Yes, you are,” you can hear the lump in his throat, “I am damaged and you deserve someone who is perfect.”

 You are going to say it because you mean it and he needs to hear it. 

“I love you, Astarion and you are perfect to me. Hells, you’re perfect for me,” your voice shakes, “from the top of your head to the tip of your toes-  I love you and no one else is of interest to me.”

  The momentary silence is deafening- you are grateful when Astarion at least moves. 

  Astarion kisses you, lovingly, slowly. You breathe a sigh of relief as you return it. You are surprised to feel tears falling on your face as Astarion hovers over you. You try to pull away so you can look at him, wipe away his tears, but he just will not let you. The kiss only become deeper and deeper with each moment- you feel lost in it as you lovingly play with his hair. 

 “I love you,” he says between kisses, “I love you so much- Gods, I love you so much.” 

  You smile against each other’s mouths, returning to the previous activity with ease and less tears. You have only known this dance for 24 hours and yet you adore it more than the majority of activities you have ever engaged in. 

  He tastes of iron and his favorite wine, his cologne consumes your senses, and you can’t help but think about how easily, perfectly, your body fits with his. 

 “Stay the night?” You whisper, looking up at him, “I miss you too much to sleep.” 

  Astarion beams and nods happily- placing a chaste kiss on your lips and you both adjust so that he is curled around you. He leaves soft kisses along your jaw and cheek bones- you giggle when his eyelashes flutter against your cheekbones. 

 It’s not too long before you both fall into peaceful trance/sleep. 

 Morning comes, you are alone and a part of you is convinced it was all just a dream. Well, until you truly wake up to Tav squealing about a note she found on your side table because Karlach busted open the door when you wouldn’t wake up to her knocking. 

 “Ara sal’shiral*, I already MISS YOU SO MUCH! I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE YOU AT THE WEDDING. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!  ASTARION!”

*means My Life, but literally translated means “love of my life” or “you are my soul’s journey.”

 Lae’zel looks positively unamused but gives you a smile and Shadowheart is nursing her hangover. Karlach and Tav didn’t drink enough apparently. 

 “TUNES AND FANGSSS SITTING IN A TREEE- K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!!”

 “Did privacy become a thing of the past after I died!?” 

You are so embarrassed, not because they know, but this has to be the way they find out!? You come from a modest time period- courting is a private thing. Yes, you have skipped a significant amount of steps, but you would like a little bit of privacy as you both figure out the intricacies of a relationship. 

“It is now!” Tav exclaims, “what changed!? When did he admit his feelings!?”

  You don’t know why, but their excitement and wide eyes on you makes you feel… like you belong? Like you have girlfriends like every other woman seemed to have during your time period. 

“Well- um we… were intimate two nights ago and-“

“WHAT!?” Tav screams.

“HOW WAS IT!?” Karlach asks leaning forward, “I want to know if Fangs is as good as he says he is.” 

“It was incredible,” you whisper coyly, “he was so sweet and gentle- accommodating.” 

  Tav and Karlach both awe and lean forward for more.

“What?” 

“What happened last night!?” 

 “Oh- he came to see if I had met someone,” you frown when you remember how devastated he looked in the window, “please don’t do that again, Tav. He was a mess and looked horrible. He really thought I wanted to meet other people.” 

“I-I am so sorry,” Tav says with a genuine look of guilt on her face, “I didn’t think it would hurt him that much. I just wanted you to both be together after all this time.”

“I really appreciate the sentiment,” you say with a smile, “I know you meant well and all is forgiven.” 

  The remainder of the day goes by in a blur- you are actually having an amazing time with them now that there aren’t a billion people around. You help each other do your hair, make up, and get your dresses on.

  Well, Karlach is actually in a very fancy, one shouldered teal romper with bright orange spots, Lae’zel is in a two piece, black dress suit and the jacket is open revealing a low cut top that accentuates her figure, and Shadowheart is dressed to the nines in a dark gray, chiffon gown with a tight bodice and off the shoulder sleeves. 

 Tav is a stunning bride and she looks positively curvy and bodacious in her A-line silhouette with a long skirt. Her veil is just as beautiful and stitched with the same flowers that are on her dress.

  The carriages arrive and you all stammer down the stairs- you are clinging to the skirt of Tav’s dress for dear life, attempting to keep it from getting dirty or torn. 

  The carriage ride is even more packed with energy and Karlach pulls a bottle of whiskey from her pocket, passing it around as everyone listens to Tav gush about Gale and how excited she is. 

“Gods- I cannot believe I am marrying him!” Tav squeals with excitement, “of all the things to happen during our little adventure- who would have thought I was going to meet my damn husband!?” 

 “You guys were so cute at camp,” Karlach says with misty eyes, “disgustingly, merrily in love.”

“What is it that Astarion would say?” Shadowheart muses with a smile on her face, “it was something along the line of ‘those two dorks were made for each other’.”

Tav giggles, “he was so protective. Gale made me cry one time and Astarion hid his favorite pair of shoes on top of Moonrise Towers.” 

 You remember hearing this story- Gale had been positively distraught while Astarion snickered from far away. 

“If only Tunes had been there!” Karlach claps you on the back, thankfully you hadn’t taken a sip of the whiskey yet, “we probably would have seen an entirely different Astarion!”

“Hmm I do not agree,” Lae’zel says flatly, “he is still the same around us- snarky, flirty, caring, but not completely unguarded- he only softens for you.” 

 Shadowheart nods in agreement, “Astarion really changed towards the end once you showed up. I mean everyone was thrilled to have a cat around, but he was practically a nervous wreck anytime we left. Orin spooked him pretty bad- he was worried one of the assassins might retaliate.”

 Well this is news to you- you didn’t realize he had been so stressed out about your safety. You were always with the others who stayed behind and they were all seasoned warriors.

“Gods he was insufferable then!” Tav laughs, “none of us realized how attached he is to you.” 

 “Eh- I knew,” Karlach says with a shrug, “I got him drunk enough one night on blood and red wine, he began talking about ‘Ghosty’ and how he wishes they could talk to him because he wants to know them and how they kept him from being so lonely and tried to help him. How grateful he was- hells I think he even asked Wyll if there was a way to bring a Ghost back from the other side at that point.”

 You blink, stunned.

“When was this!?”

 “Hmmm pretty early into our journey actually,” Karlach says with a nod, “it was after we accidentally blew up the Creche.”

 Lae’zel rolls her eyes and grumbles while the rest of the group snorts. You actually don’t know this story.

“Well you can’t just say you blew up a creche and not tell me the story!!!!”

 The group dives into the tales and dangers of the Creche. Everything they saw, Lae’zel’s son who is staying with Bex and Danis (apparently they are an adorable couple who loves to babysit, they say it’s good practice as Bex’s belly continues to swell everyday), the inquisitor, Vlaakith, everything. Then they tell you that, yes, they did in fact find the Blood of Lathander, however, they did not realize they needed a special pin. When none of them were willing to grab it- Tav called them all cowards and grabbed the damn thing. 

 They do admit that Astarion had died which horrifies you, but apparently Withers (who is also attending the wedding, for whatever reason) brought Astarion back and he made sure to read Tav the right act- going as far as keeping her far far away from the Orphic Hammer because he was not about to have the House of Hope topple on top of him. 

 They even go into that story- the flames, the battle that felt like it took eternity, and Hope, who is also happily coming to the wedding. 

  It’s fun to hear other perspectives- Astarion tells the stories in the same fashion, but more flourish and leaves out the embarrassing parts about him.

 For example- him walking up to a stuffed bear giggling and saying, “RAWR!” 

 “He never tells me the silly stuff he does,” you shake your head ruefully, “he would do silly things like that at Szarr Palace too, but it was very rare. Usually only if he thought I was around- I suppose.” 

“How did you end up in Szarr Palace?” Shadowheart asks with her brow furrowed, “Astarion only said you weren’t a part of Cazador’s shit show, but refused to elaborate further. He said it’s yours to tell and not his.”

“Oh! I did not realize it was even a secret,” you say nonchalantly, “Donella Szarr killed me, Cazador’s aunt and Vellioth’s maker. She tried to turn me into her first vampire spawn, but something happened and I died. 

“At one point, I may have thought I was cursed,” you say wistfully, “but now I am grateful because I never would have met Astarion otherwise or been able to help him when I could.”

“Oh you have done more than help, Birdie,” Tav pats your leg with a massive smile, “you have truly saved him and we cannot be more grateful to have someone like you taking care of our sweet traumatized Fangs.” 

  That makes you a lot happier to hear than you thought it would. It’s nice to know that others see it and it’s not Astarion saying it to you just because. 

  “Thank you, that means a lot,” you smile, “I am so excited to celebrate you and Gale today, Tav. I could not think of a single soul who deserves such a wonderful love story more than you.” 

 Tav grabs your face and gives you a big, tipsy kiss on the cheek. 

“We are going to party until the sun dies!” 

  Oh no. You aren’t sure if you can commit to that, but she is quite tipsy so it probably doesn’t hold any merit. 

 The conversation jumps to Shadowheart and Nocturne- Nocturne is at the wedding and waiting for Shadowheart. They are so adorable and happy together. Damien and Karlach are also happy and doing their weird situationship thing. Lae’zel has actually managed to create a connection with Minthara of all people. The two have been raising Lae’zel’s son together and they are extremely happy. 

 It’s so wonderful to be amongst a group of people you can finally relate with, but you are still eager to be reunited with Astarion again. You cannot wait for him to see you all dressed up- especially now that you can kiss him and vice versa. 

 The carriage pulls up and Tav is met by her parents- who walk her to the bridal suite so that they can prepare to walk her down the aisle. The rest of you go inside the venue and begin looking for your own loved ones.

 But you can’t seem to find Astarion anywhere!

 You walk down the emptier halls, catching the slightest whiffs of his cologne. You hope he is okay.

 You are suddenly being pulled into a wardrobe and your shriek is cut off by a hand against your lips. Your red eyed lover stares back at you in the darkness and it’s like clockwork. 

  Not a single bit of words, just your dress being hiked up and the top being pulled down to reveal your breasts, his pants coming down, and he is pushing himself inside of your already extremely wet cunt. The closeness and the need for him has taken a life of it’s own and you have a feeling you don’t have much time anyway- not that you wanted foreplay. You like how full you feel with him right now as you stretch around him- the desperate snap of his hips as he ruts up into you and his mouth covers yours, swallowing your whimpers and moans. 

“I… have… been… waiting,” he says between kisses, looking lovingly in your eyes, “all… fucking day. You all took forever.” 

  He doesn’t let you speak- not that you could say anything intelligent and understandable, but you let him take you happily. You just hope the wardrobe isn’t shaking around too much- everyone would know what is happening in here. 

“Love you- so much,” he moans into your neck and his hands are tangled in your hair, “Gods- you are incredible.” 

 Your orgasm hits you and you are panting like a bitch in heat as he continues to take you. Your moans are guttural and full of pleasure. It’s not long before you feel him cumming inside of you- the pulse of his cock against your walls is hypnotizing. 

  You are both breathing heavily when you kiss him gently. 

“I… love... you too,” you say between breaths, “I have missed you so much.” 

 “And I, you, my Love,” he places kisses along your neck and begins to rub your exposed, throbbing clit. 

  Gods you want more- you need more. You want this to go on for hours.

“I need you,” you whine, “I need you to be inside of me again.”

“Hells,” he groans into your neck, nipping at the sensitive skin, “it would be remiss of me to not give you what you desire, my Love.” 

  One of his deft fingers slides inside you with ease and your back arches- his other hand pulls your head back by your hair, making you look at him. A tight coil is already forming in your belly as he leaves a love bite on your neck and-

“TUNES! FANGS! Wedding is about to start! Where the hells are you!?” 

 Uh oh. 

 You are both quickly dressing each other - your poor clit desperate for stimulation again, but now is not the time. 

“We are going to have to continue this later,” he growls possessively into your ear, “I’m no quite done with you yet.” 

 An involuntary gasp leaves your lips and suddenly the wardrobe door is being thrown open. 

“You guys couldn’t wait until after the ceremony before you became absolute freaks!?” Karlach exclaims while ‘covering’ her eyes, “Birdie! Your hair!”

 Fuck. You didn’t realize that it is now hanging down your shoulders loosely and no longer in the elegant updo that Shadowheart had done.

 Karlach grabs you and begins dragging you in that direction, “FANGS! AFTER HER HAIR IS FIXED- WAIT UNTIL AFTER THE CEREMONY!” 

               *********************************

 You and Astarion are sitting up towards the front of the room where the main parties were. Astarion would have pitched a fit if it was anyone else’s wedding, but it’s Tav and Gale’s so he will behave. 

  He wants to be in the back with you sitting on his lap, fighting to not interrupt the ceremony as he slowly moves you up and down- split on his cock as you should be. 

 The moment you told him you love him, his entire world had intensified. He has thought about you all day, wanted you all day. Astarion wants to be alone with you for a week and never leave your shared bed. 

 Naked, smelling of each other, and blissfully looking back at him as you both laugh and talk before ultimately falling back into love making or even just a simple nap.

 The moment he saw the carriage pull up- he knew he had to lead you away so he could have even a moment of relief from his desire for you. He originally was just going to say honeyed words and rile you up, but he saw you in your dress with your hair up, exposing your neck and collarbones- he couldn’t wait. Teasing you would only be teasing himself. 

  He wants to listen to Tav and Gale’s vows, but all he can think about is you. 

  The first time he felt your presence was his third week in spawn hood when he was struggling to fix his clothes- sobbing and feeling pathetic for what happened to him. The flame had come back with full force when it died- he saw the outline of your hands. 

  You- his first friend, his silent savior, and the love of his entire life. 

 You love him in return. You have stuck by him and you came to his aid the moment you found out he was going to be kidnapped. You helped him find a cure for the sun and you have defended him against people who wish to use him.

 And you are all his.

 You look stunning in your Lavender dress and the happy tears that fall down your face during Gale and Tav’s vows makes him think about what he would say to you. 

 Astarion would promise to be by your side- in life, death, and undeath. He would let the entire world know that he has promised to love you for the rest of his existence. You, his beautiful bride, all his and being celebrated as you should be.

  He can’t wait. He will, but he certainly doesn’t want to.

 Gale and Tav kiss and you hop up with everyone else and clap ecstatically. Astarion steps behind you, putting his head on top of yours as he claps too. 

 Tav looks at him and winks- shooting him a look that says, “you’re next.” 

 The wedding is fantastic and far more fun than he thought. You love to dance and you teach him moves from styles that you learned a whole century and a half before he was alive. 

  Astarion hates crowds, he hates being gawked at by lustful onlookers, but with you? He doesn’t care. They can look and want all they want- you are his and he is yours. 

 Men and women approach both of you all night- only to be met with disappointment. Some even try to say they would love to be in bed with both of you- watching you tell them to hit the road has been wonderful. 

  You sway in his arms with your head on his chest and his lips touching the top of your head as the music continues to play- you are both off to the side, no longer in the mess of dancers on the floor.

  You had drank some more of Karlach’s whiskey and you have decided it isn’t for you- Astarion nearly spit out his own drink when you took a sip and began gagging on the spirit. He had introduced you to a nicer vintage wine that you very much enjoyed and your cheeks are a beautiful blue- entirely flushed. 

“Star?”

 “Yes, my Love?”

“Where do you want to travel next,” you look up at him with wide, excited eyes, “now that the wedding festivities are wrapping up and you have your ring of Sunwalking- we can go just about anywhere!” 

 Astarion’s smile threatens to break his face. He had been wondering that too, but didn’t want to push you too hard. He can continue to train you outdoors and Leon won’t be around anymore so it will be significantly safer. Your ability to become incorporeal as well will keep you very safe. 

“Hmmm- we could go to Candlekeep,” he muses, “maybe we could find old law and crime books- some music sheets.”

 You brighten up at the mention of music sheets- Gods you are so fucking cute. 

“Yes! Oh- I could learn how to play more funky songs with my fancy violin! Maybe we could even find a tavern that might let me play! I made a lot of money that one night long ago,” you say wistfully, “shame I never got to spend it.”

 Astarion twirls you and then pulls him back to him- one of your hands on his chest and the other on his hand. You look so sickeningly in love- he can only imagine how he looks. 

“A massive shame- it must be amended at once.”

“So Candlekeep?” You ask excitedly.

 Astarion kisses the tip of your nose, relishing in the way you scrunch your face with a sweet smile. Your eyes are so bright and happy. He wants to see you like this everyday.

“I would say it’s a date.”

Tag List: @n3rdybirdee @fandomarchiveilyd @dajeong @hotmesshobbit @godoffuckedupcats @bitchstarion @hereliesblackdragon @pebble-bb @preciouslittlebhaalbae @lavvyan @beepersteeper

#baldurs gate 3 #astarion #baldurs gate astarion #astarion x reader #bg3 spoilers #astarion x tav #astarion romance #bg3 #astarion x you #karlach #astarion x f! reader #astarion x female tav

[fumifooms]

Hey what're your thoughts on how marcille and chilchuck show affection for marchil?

I mean, marcille seems to be the type to be the most blatantly affectionate of the two, but I want to know your headcanons and observations on the subject. How do they communicate their wants for affection, and what do they view as signs of affection (ex: hugs, small gifts, ect.) and such?

Sorry it took me this long to answer!! Thank you sm for sending a marchil ask my way I swear I love them sm, they spark joy and even if I have uhh -checks- 67 drafts already I love dropping everything for them when the mood comes hehehe. I love talking about love languages actually! Little did you know that the first post I made on this blog was about analyzing the love languages of an ot3 lmao. The only reason why this is so late overdue is because as always I’m going to talk so much about it. The pics I put in it are relevant but I don’t put them right beside where I make my point, so stick with me even if they’re a bit jarring at first, they’re just meant to show aspects of them~.

Marcille and Chilchuck’s love languages

+ their domestic romantic dynamic. I’ll say, I ended up talking even more than I expected, and though it is in a marchil context I think my analysis of the characters is relevant even if their partner was anyone else, so non-marchil shippers might also enjoy this post! Give it a shot maybe~

To open it up, I think this post is very relevant. Marchil is def a ship where the ways in which they say they love each other feel more subtle, for Chilchuck at least.

Their perspective, boundaries and overlap

I think Chilchuck and Marcille recognize the other’s way of showing affection well, though it’s very obvious that Marcille and Chilchuck’s ways are super different. Marcille is very open and loud and Chilchuck… Isn’t. Chilchuck is reserved while Marcille loves to get all the affection she can get. Marcille could be seen as too much while Chilchuck would be too little. One could even say they aren’t compatible, but I think that’d be a mistake.

Yes Marcille loves big grand gestures and a lot of open communication, but her thing is analyzing people as they are, like how when she imagines how it’d have been like as his wife she put in details like how he’d be annoyed at having to wait for her to get ready and didn’t idealize that part of their relationship. She’s very good at putting herself in others’ shoes, at understanding why they might feel this or that way. She typically doesn’t seem put off when Chil is snappy or discouraging at her, like when she shows him the ball of Izutsumi’s hair that she shaped into a cat lol. (The panel at the start of this section was when she was disappointed in him for cheating on his wife, so her good esteem for him was gone). She has a high esteem of Chilchuck’s intentions and has good faith in him overall, so instead of going "He’s annoyed at waiting on me… Am I annoying to him? Does he dislike me?" or "He didn’t notice I got upset when we were out drinking with his colleagues. Does he even love me anymore? Would he care if I left him?" she goes "Oh that’s just how he is, I know if there’s an actual issue he’ll tell me, and he still has my best interests at heart.". Who knows if she’d always be able to rationalize and keep that optimistic attitude up long term, but it gives me a good impression that she would! Or that at least she’d communicate about it if she felt their relationship had a problem. She loves to confront people about that sort of thing! She can be more insecure and meek when the topic is sensitive to her like her being a half-elf, but when it comes to relationships like that, I believe she’d stand up for herself if it came down to it. The way she said that his wife might have left to "test his love" and see if he’d chase after her is a bit worrying to me, but ultimately I think that was her dramatic novels fan self talking and not something that she’d do herself. If she did leave, she would sooo leave a super long dramatic letter about how she felt and the situation and he’d reply and they’d make up I think. ANYWAYS!

Of course everyone needs to be shown some affection once in a while regardless of if she knows well how he is or not, and Marcille would be very unashamed about asking that of him. She’d respect his boundaries with public displays of affection as much as he’d demand it, but she’d be her usual overt self with stealing kisses or making him say I love you regularly. 0 PDA would be rough on her if Chilchuck wanted it that far, but she’d do it, she’d be able to twist it into something endearing too, like her being like "No one else gets to see him this way but me, I have this sweet side of him all to myself" and "He’s just reserved like that, it makes the time when he does show it all the more meaningful", them cuddling a ton as soon as they get home and Marcille feels touch starved, etc etc. So what I’m getting at with all this is: Marcille’s love languages are very self-evident and hard to miss so unless Marcille suddenly acts mopey and doesn’t tell him why, and unless Chilchuck has some anxiety (what with his ex wife just up and leaving without him having been able to see the warning signs), he would feel very confident in her love for him and comfortable in the relationship, if not a little tired or frustrated with some aspects of it if she sometimes does too much.

Meanwhile, like mentioned, even if Chilchuck’s love languages are more subtle, more rooted in casual domesticity rather than big gestures or words, Marcille would see and recognize that and not hold it against him or feel burdened by it. She highly values communication —in a way they both do, even if when it’s about feelings Chilchuck becomes a bit of an ostrich hiding his head underground— so if there’s a problem she’ll for sure confront him about it too. Chilchuck is good at voicing when there are practical problems or when he’s uncomfortable, and Marcille is good at voicing when there are emotional problems, so they’re pretty complementary in that way.

Surprisingly I think if she ever did a marriage proposal it’d be very private though, it’d be a big deal to her and she would want to talk about it in the comfort of their lonesome, already thinking through the grief and how everything would work. I think Chikchuck would also prefer a private proposal, but on the other end I could totally see him thinking she’d love this grand fancy gesture of a big public proposal and organize one for her (Ooh good fic prompt right there). Once they’ve talked it through though they’re both very enthusiastic about it and openly talk about it with friends and coworkers, and Marcille gushes about her fiancé and they both have bachelor parties on their own end and whatnot. The big day would be a fun one, and the daughters would be the perfect wingwomen I believe~

Their love languages

Alright now that the groundwork is done let’s do this thing! Ok so the "official" love languages are words of affirmation, physical touch, gifts (giving and receiving), quality time and acts of service.

Marcille

Starting with Marcille, she’s pretty balanced I’d say! In the sense that she cranks them all to the max. Oh yes, and part of it is that she’s very aware that the time they have together is counted, so she wants to make the most out of every moment.

Idk if it’s fair to say that Marcille has something like separation anxiety, what with her getting mad at Falin when she left and they didn’t see each other for 4 years, and with during canon with Falin and such, because they’re all intense situations that don’t necessarily show how clingy(or not) she would be under normal circumstances (and she doesn’t live with them so she’s def ok with distance to some degree), but also I def think it’s fair to say that due to her experiences with loss she’s scared of taking her eye off of someone she loves for one moment and for them to disappear, also like how we see her talk to Izutsumi when she thinks she’s going to prison. All that to say that yes, quality time!! She adores quality time, she’s the kind to soak up in someone’s presence even if they’re doing completely different things in the same room. She loves talking with him, cooking with him, bathing with him, even just chilling on the couch together. Post-canon they’d both be rather busy I imagine, so it only makes those moments they share more important. They’re trying out the long distance thing and making it work with the power of communicating well 🙏 Again, she’s big on acts of service, would resurrect you, would bathe you, would nurse you back to health or do something for you. Since she’s observant I could see her noticing subtle things in Chilchuck’s routine that she could help with, like getting his mug of coffee for him each morning, etc. I feel like those things are so natural to her that she wouldn’t mention them to Chilchuck or talk about how she does these things, so if she’s doing too much Chilchuck has to tell her because she won’t realize otherwise.

Gifts. We see with how she showers Chil in apology gifts intended to be from him to his family that she does value gifts! Giving wise, I think she’d be the type to be out shopping, see something that reminds of you then get it for you casually. It’s probably resulted in a few joke gifts that did not land lol, like idk modern AU a grumpy cat mug, or socks with "If you can read this bring me a beer" written underneath them. She’ll also put her heart and soul into gifts sometimes, especially for birthdays which mark the passage of time for her and even if a year passes by a little fast she makes it a point to always always go all out about it, she wants to show that he matters to her and thinks of him a lot, so she’ll put all of herself into picking out an heartfelt gift. She can get a little stressed and perfectionist over it but she does genuinely enjoy picking out gifts and giving them. Receiving wise, she’s also super big on it! She’s the kind to instantly value gifts more than other, maybe better suited options she has, like if you give her an ugly hair accessory or a mug she’ll 100% use them all the time from then on… Until she passes onto something new and the item gets sidelined a bit, but then when she’ll find it again years from then on she’ll be struck by memories and emotions and how much it all meant to her. I could see Chil getting her choker necklaces like she often wears for example, or books he can’t begin to understand about magic theory. It’s not as much of a ‘love language’ as the other ones I think, but she does really appreciate them, and if Chil makes an effort to get her flower bouquets somewhat regularly it would for sure make her feel really loved and happy. Oh yes! Also I def think that if she took up sewing or (personal hc) she’d love felting bc of when she did a tiny Izutsumi with her hair, she’d love making handmade gifts! She’d weave him a bracelet. She’d write him letters and put a nice scented oil on them.

Physical touch ohhh she’s big on touch. Even platonically we see that she’s very casual with her touches and does it a ton to most people (mostly Falin, Izutsumi and Chilchuck, but with her being a healer it also happens with Laios etc) and likes to cuddle or hang onto others, in daydream hour artworks, when sleeping with Izutsumi in an extra, etc etc. Even if she had a romantic partner I think she’d keep doing that with her friends and maybe even favoring Falin when she’s there for platonic touch, but I also def think that she’d be super touchy feely with her partner both in public and in private. As long as it doesn’t interfere with what Chil’s doing and he can remain cool and collected™️ he wouldn’t mind I think, so they’d be holding hands often and like, if he were to sit down on a couch with a beer she’d just drape herself over him and they’d chill out there (until they talk and she makes him laugh too hard and he spits his beer out all over them rip), not unlike how Izutsumi would. But YES physical touch is def a big love language for her, wether they’re arguing or just sharing a soft moment together, if he put his hand to her cheek gently she would melt into his touch. And she loves doting on others herself and touching them and feeling like they’re real and warm and alive, so yes yes touch is a big thing to her. Words of affirmation aren’t a big deal to her to give out, because it’s so natural to her, but they would mean a lot to her to receive. She can get insecure and feel lonely/alone, and having someone be supportive and tell her that she is valued like in the mandrake chapter lifts a lot of weight off of her shoulders, and I imagine that’s doubly meaningful when the words are each and all true and earned when they come from Chil. Whenever he says "I love you" unprompted it’s like an arrow to the heart. Again, if he made the effort to be romantic and like idk, tell her poetic things like it’s a love letter she would absolutely melt. "My boyfriend is the best, most romantic most loving most virtuous man" @ everyone in hearing distance etc etc. She wants to keep his words all to herself and be a little greedy but just maybe while kicking her feet she’d go "and then he said blablabla~" with friends and coworkers at the palace (who may or may nit be willing listeners lol).

So because of all of this, of how she values all of them, I think she’d cherish whichever love language her partner does the least! She likes variety, and like we’ve talked a bit she adapts herself to whoever she’s with a bit. She’s personally a big cuddler, but she’d value whenever Chilchuck says that he loves her etc more in the end because she knows how much that means for him and how many feelings were put into that gesture for her.

She wants the full range of affection, everything that someone is ready to offer. She wants the full storybook romance experience babyy, if it’s a crumb of love she’ll take it and gobble it up whichever form it takes. They all mean something to her in different ways.

Chilchuck

Chilchuck is more picky. He knows what he likes and what he doesn’t like, and he doesn’t like to compromise much (though learning to do so is part of his arc in canon). His favorites are acts of service and words of affirmation, and physical touch selectively, imo.

First of all, Chilchuck is a more private person by nature, but I think it’s also worth pointing out that he has some stress over how things ended with his wife, so someone growing on him and him getting to trust them etc also just takes slower. Wether you think Chilchuck will largely be open and comfortable once the confession’s done and they’re dating, or if him opening up and growing used to being loving and loved again is more gradual even throughout their romantic relationship, his love languages will differ depending on what "stage" he is at. For example, I think he’d actually love receiving words of affirmation, they’re just not his highest priority and he needs to highly value them and trust them first, trust that they’re not lies or that you don’t have shit judgement. For the rest of this though I’ll assume they’ve been dating for a good while and have grown used to it and are very familiar with each other. Like Marcille maybe his insecurities creep up on him sometimes, but with the power of communication and support those moments tend to be short lived 💪 She keeps him from using alcohol as a bad coping mechanism & distraction too much.

Ok so starting out with quality time… I’ll get it out of the way but yes I think they’d be sexually active, though with how they work away from each other like with his wife and he spent 4 years holding out fr her his libido isn’t as intense as we’d asssume I think, and for elves "often" might be like once a month, so who knows. This is gonna come back in the physical touch section~ But yes Chilchuck spent a lot of time away from his family, so I think if he values quality time he super values the quality more than the quantity of time spent together. That said, I also headcanon that he gets stuck in his head a bunch about it so as long as he thinks about his family to motivate him on the job for example, he also half-asses the time he spends home and he’s generally too tired to go out and do big things, just wanna relax, so idk!! He might be a bit of a neglectful lover and Marcille needs to poke him so they go out on dates, but yes I think in a similar way to Marcille he really appreciates the time just spent together, even if it’s working on their own thing in the same room. As for conversations or emotionally meaningful moments, I think emotional stuff tires him out quickly, unlike with Marcille where she seeks emotional stimulation from books, so spending time being heartfelt and vulnerable together would be appreciated, but would need to be kinda rare for him to not be exhausted dead lying on the pavement and unable to keep up. Feeling gets him tired too, he never knows wether to repress or let the love grow or how to word what he’s feeling etc etc. At least at first, dates that are activities and allows him to just have fun without thinking much are best. It’ll take him time to grow more used to feeling emotionally naked with her and for it to come more easily and naturally, but they’ll get there and they’ll be sooo domestic. So in the end! Quality time is appreciated but not particularly important, Chilchuck can really keeps the love going even when spending a loooong time away from each other or keeping the moments spent together casual. Oh yes I haven’t gone into that in any of my posts so far I think, but part of why he’s so casual and seemingly dismissive with his wife imo is because the relationship was sooo based on familiarity, respect and trust to him, they’ve been together forever, he trusted that they loved each other and were in this together and that he didn’t have to be extra for her to feel comfortable in the relationship because he trusted that she knew him well enough, trusted that she would stay with him even if their relationship wasn’t perfect, etc etc. So imo as long as he’s like "I love her and that’s enough for me, I trust that if there’s something up she’ll tell me and we can figure it out, I trust in our relationship to stay strong even if we don’t see each other much" then he can seem very casual and neglectful from an outside perspective. But make no mistake he thinks about her all the time and sighs forlornly because he wants to sleep in her arms after a hard day of work and has horny dreams of her 10/10 she matters a lot to him.

Acts of service!!! Biiig big one, there’s little more that Chilchuck values receiving than respect, though he’s much more stingy about giving it out, what with his teasing and insulting snappy remarks and how he’s always laughing at Marcille in canon. But yes like mentioned just before, Chilchuck likes familiarity in a relationship, so his partner anticipating his needs and going out of their way to do services for him would be suuper appreciated and would make him feel loved, would make him feel understood which in turn makes him feel safe that he doesn’t have to try and be someone he’s not to satisfy her and that she understands him well enough that she wouldn’t leave him due to miscommunication. Doing big favors would also be appreciated, but he prefers to live a routinely daily life imo so the acts of service would show themselves in small ways, like idk letting the water run in the bath because he knows Marcille will want to take a relaxing bath when she comes home from work. It’s definitely the love language that he does/give out the most imo, they’re the way he’s most comfortable showing that he cares and that he thinks of them and that he loves them, and he can feel safe doing them in any context wether he has all the eyes in the world on him or if they’re alone. He’s also generally protective, and looking out for her would fit into this category imo. But yes post-canon, I think one way in which this shows is that he’d do her hairdos, maybe even daily if possible. He loves blonde hair and he’s agile with his fingers, but he doesn’t value complicated hairdos much, but he’d learn a lot of hairdos for her, because he loves her and knows how it was once super important to her, and also bc he wants her to slay out there and at the same time he’s doing himself a favor by prettying it up hehe. He had a thing for undone long hair but he loves Marcille and when in the final chapters her hair was all messy the unfamiliar sight of it unsettled him, so besides just wanting her to get through the day without eating her hair and getting the urge to shave it all off, he also just does it because it feels so her and he remembers that side of her fondly (yes, even if that used to make her take even longer to get ready in the mornings).

Might surprise you might not but I think gifts are everything to him. Like the cowl from his daughter that he always wears, and all the mementos from his family we see he keeps in his room, like the dragon plush and the flower. Maybe they help him feel that the love people hold for him is real and exists/has existed at least at one point, maybe it’s about the memories, maybe it’s about being able to keep hanging onto them even after a relationship is over, idk!!!! But I think having gifts from his loved ones makes him feel like his life is fuller and warmer and like he always has some love surrounding him. For that reason he would super value gifts that Marcille would get for him. She overdoes it a bit and often gets him stuff for no particular occasions, mostly stuff that’s useful and that gets consumed so it’s not a problem or a bother though, but when it sticks it sticks, like a durable pair of gloves in a style he likes that she got for him. I don’t think photographs exist (at least not for the non-dwarves) but if they did oooh he’d be keeping stacks of them, would have some framed, he wouldn’t want people to know because he thinks he’d look corny but he wouuuuuld. He’d also have the "this reminds me of Marcille" moments when out into town, looking at jewelry or food that she likes (I imagine this is often the sort of gift/act of service he’d get for her, meals that he picked out because she loves them), but he’d also have the instinct to get her a gift on special occasions, and he’s s bit clumsy with it but he wants to make the item meaningful. He knows what she thinks is romantic, the woman has made plans for him to apologize to his wife with gifts after all, but he also knows that she loves gifts that scream "him" too so the man just doesn’t know what to do to make it as best as he could and he really doesn’t want to fuck it up. I think once he’d made a little metal sculpture-puzzle for her, like a little rabbit out of metal scraps, and he’d be so self-conscious about it but my god she’d adore it sooo much. It’d be cute if he got her a locket, even, and then with the help of imported dwarven technology they could get a picture of them or even all their friends into it and it becomes her most precious item for the following centuries. Ouuugh that’d make a sweet fic where he plans out a birthday party for her…… But yes yes, practical gifts… He knows she values ornamental useless things, unlike him, and though he doesn’t fully approve he also wants to do right by her so he’d go out of his comfort zone and find pretty gifts for her. I touch upon it a bit in my fic Grind Me Down Sweetly (named bc ground coffee beans & it’s meant to be like her slowly getting through the walls he built around himself :] Finding a newfound vulnerability with someone new but finding it soothing, sweet even if a lil bitter bc it’s coffee), and for example he gives her money for a favor she did for him as a friend. She doesn’t want to accept it, because to her doing something for her friend to help them out is more meaningful than getting rewarded for it, but for him respecting each other’s time and abilities is a big thing too. They end up compromising somewhat, because she then spends that money on gifts for him/them to share, so it ends up being a gift to the both of them for a shared effort~

Alrighty physical touch. In canon we see him get touched quite a lot, and when it isn’t patronizing or crowding (like others going to pet his head) he doesn’t seem to mind at all. But it’s a question of wether he’d enjoy it here. We don’t really saw that I think? He often doesn’t mind touching others but usually his touches have a practical purpose like pushing or pulling someone out of danger, and when it isn’t he doesn’t seem to enjoy it, like when Izutsumi sleeps in his bed. As far as I remember the only time we see him happy for touch beyond the few meaningful hugs like when he wanted the party to head back to the surface, was when his succubi were seducing him, sooo overall I get the feeling he’s not big on touch. Like being open with his feelings it’s something he’d keep for the more occasional time rather than something he does often. He is casual with touches but doesn’t give it out and seek it out naturally, so Marcille being very clingy’s not a problem, and as we see with Izutsumi always sleeping with him he’s ready to sacrifice his comfort for others too sometimes. I think being Marcille’s lover though I feel like he’d warm up to touches more, like she’d love to have him rest his head on her lap and to massage his scalp so eventually Chil looks forward to that as part of their routine and it relaxes him and feels right. I think he does like kissing, the routine goodbye peck feels warm and soothing, but with touch what he’d like the most would be making out and having sex and whatnot. Listen it’s super meaningful to him like, the peak of being vulnerable and naked and pouring out his emotions for someone for him. But yes she hangs onto his arm, holds his hand, goes to hug him from behind when he’s cooking, etc etc, and he doesn’t dislike it, but it’s not one of his love languages perse in that sense. It’s more that physical touches are a part of her, so he associates those with her, and so in a way he quite likes them, but it’s nit something he gravitates towards.

Words! I forget what I’ve mentioned already and what I haven’t oof, but yes Chilchuck values respect a lot, and with his last relationship he now values straightforward communication a lot. "If you want to leave me, at least please tell me first" style. But just with the way he is in canon too, where he hypes up his professional skills a lot, getting earned praised does mean something to him. Inversely, he devalues himself interpersonally quite a bit, calling himself a coward or selfish etc etc, and ultimately it’s Marcille telling him that he was a virtuous husband and that he may still have a shot with his wife that makes him see the glass half full and reflect on himself more positively! Remember what I said about Chilchuck first needing to value someone’s opinion before putting stock in their words? This is the canon moment that makes me feel the most like she earned that trust from him, he values what she says and her perspective. He knows her words aren’t empty and he’s able to trust in them more than he trusts his own judgement about himself. So yes yes, he loves getting told that he has qualities, that he’s skilled and manly and handsome and virtuous and kind, though he doesn’t need to be told "I love you" he’d still find it nice ofc. I say this because as I’ve said I think his way of being in a longterm relationship is soaking in the familiar casual soothing energy of it, he loves knowing her and noticing the little things (much like her with how she notices that he hates having to wait on someone for example), and he trusts her love in him, so he doesn’t feel like being told I love you is necessary, but it is a nice bonus.

And this is the bit where the post I linked at the beginning becomes especially relevant. I think Chilchuck shows his affection in subtle but thoughtful ways that showcase just how much they know each other, because to him love languages are less about proving how much love one holds for another but about defining the bond that they share, about quality more than quantity. He’s not one for big gestures, he just wants to feel connected with the person he’s with. Access intimacy, in-jokes, being protective/attack dogism, knowing the little details (Marcille’s favorite) and voluntary vulnerability… These truly ARE more in line with how Chilchuck shows his affection. And thus Marcille would see them for what they are and greatly value them as well.

Last points

… Help I forgot to talk about how teasing is like their whole thing lol

Ok so more concisely, Marcille will receive and give as much affection as she’s allowed, while Chilchuck needs to have the right setting right mood for it and makes more efforts for her sake to outwardly show it.

Edited in: Short section about pet names!! Chilchuck likes to call people by name and finds that in itself to be intimate but with half-foot names having ‘first names’ where Chilchuck’s is Chil, he might instinctively shorten it to Marci. Otherwise I’ve thought it’d fun if he gave bunny themed pet names teasingly, like his silly rabbit like the meme or harebrain rip, ‘bun’ would have the benefit of being related to food… But also I could see him defaulting to calling her ‘love’, ESPECIALLY if they had a conversation about pet names and discussed it- it could be a more sustainable way for her to feel loved since he’s not regularly showing his affection outwardly much or saying "I love you", that’d be sooo sweet I think. They discussed pet names, and since he doesn’t regularly say "I love you" or show affection all that much, having him call her love as a pet name eases all of that and makes her feel so special and loved. He takes a bit of time to get used to it and not feel silly and self-conscious, but nowadays it slips off the tongue so easily.

How do they communicate their wants for affection: Marcille will blatantly ask for it and/or make the first move herself, except for when she senses that Chil is tired and needs his space. Chilchuck will blink in morse code, and Marcille will somehow understand (to his upmost relief and adoration). He’ll grab her sleeve subtly to ask for her attention and touch, wordlessly walk up to her and reach for her face to leave a tender kiss on her lips, quietly speak to her if he wants to tell her something. And, you know, the other half of the time he feels horny and on top of the world so he indulges her wants for big passionate gestures and being very blunt and forward about it.

What do they view as signs of affection: They recognize each other’s way of showing affection well enough, but it’d be more about which signs they prefer I’d say. For example, Chilchuck does love getting smothered by her kisses and affection sometimes, but if it’s in public 99% of the time the embarrassment will win over, so it ends up meaning more to him that she doesn’t, that she holds back for his sake and she loves him enough to do that and she doesn’t blame him for it and she cares and she would stay with him even if he’s maybe flawed and- It means a lot!!! It’s like an act of service in that way. They compromise and do acts of service sooo much for each other, like she hurries in her care routine so he doesn’t have to wait on her for long, but then he sees her get out ready with her hair a mess and he takes the time to tie it up nicely for her. But yes Marcille overanalyzes everything and will seek out signs of affection into literally anything, but values whichever way to show affection she knows is hardest to do for Chil beyond the ones that feel so heartwarming because they just scream "Chil" to her. Meanwhile Chilchuck values her keeping in mind his boundaries, values her words and her being there for him, an unchanging fixture in his life offering him unconditional love through thick and thin. He values how well they know and understand each other, and how they communicate when things don’t feel as easy. Like, you know, when one of them becomes a dungeon lord and threatens humanity for example.

The compromises that being in a romantic relationship inevitably brings, and having to put some efforts to understand the other person and better the relationship, are points at the heart of Chilchuck’s plot with his wife imo. With the bicorn chapter, Marcille and Chilchuck have already hashed out a lot of their differences and come to a deeper understanding, so I’d say they’re halfway there to making it work :) Oohh what if I gave you hope in the world sometimes being a good bright p’ace where things can go right and love can be fulfilling and rewarding, and what if you gave me a concrete real example of the virtuous man figure that I’ve always idealized in books even if no one real can be as flawless, and the compromise both our outlooks on lives mixed to make made something beautiful and productive…

A bit like how the sweet & salty sandwich feels like an ill-fitting mix of ingredients but still tastes surprisingly good… Like perhaps a sweet woman and a sour man would go well together after all.

I’ll share this lil marchil song analysis @thatsmimi did once of Soap by The Oh Hellos to be the note I leave this post on~

#Ask #Marchil #Sorry according to my dates this was asked on like the first of december aka 2 months ago. I had 67 drafts when writing this up at first #Which dates it a lot already lmao #About the Marcille changes her fave love language depending on her partner thing: for farcille I think it’d be gifts and acts of service #For laimar I think it’d be words and acts of service and- Dammit it also depends on when in the timeline it’s set #Marcille donato #chilchuck tims #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #Yahoo I am now freeeeeee #Spoilers #dungeon meshi manga spoilers #Love languages #character analysis #ship analysis #analysis #This is 6k words #Headcanons #I feel so 🤓 rn I’m sorryyy I just love this topic it’s like getting to the core of each character’s psychology and shit it’s so AAAAAH #Handing you this post like a cat bringing you a bird’s corpse #They’re literally bittersweet ough they get to me

[toomuchracket]

Loving the idea of subtle/ chill confirmations of their relationship. Like her face isn’t in it, but you can see someone is next to Matty in bed in ATPOAIM etc.

yeah! they attempt a soft launch like that but people catch a (deliberate) glimpse of her hair peeking out above the bedcovers and immediately go "we know its her and you're in love just admit it" and she reposts one of the tweets like "he really made me hide under the duvet with my hand over my mouth to keep quiet for like 8 minutes and multiple takes for nothing huh" and matty's like soz lol luv u babe <3 and then maybe jordan posts a cute face reveal bts shot of them to the official instagram a few days later and the cat is fully out of the bag

i think the same thing happens on her instagram too, like she'll post a pic of her leaning on someone's back writing on a piece of paper (the way one might do if you didn't have a table nearby) with a caption about boyfriends being useful in a number of ways and everyone goes "the arm tattoos and the curls... they aren't even TRYING to hide it anymore". but it's all chill and fun and good vibes and everyone is very nice about their relationship <3

#mads muses #mads answers asks #fluff asks #into the birthday partyverse

[yakumtsaki]

-Can you believe I got fired on my second day?? I mean what in tarnation!!! -Sugar, I love you like a cousin but yes, I absolutely can. -We ARE cousins, douchebag!

-Oh right, somehow I keep forgetting Aunt Cyn is your mom?? Probably because, well.. you know.. -STOP GESTURING AT MY FACE

Well Aunt Cyn is living in marital bliss! With iVan, that is!

-I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I AM EXTRA OUTRAGED BY THIS ONE!!! -You are, huhu? Why??💗 -I SAID I DON’T KNOW. A LITTLE HELP HERE?

Me? Umm let me think.. ‘Napping together was your special thing’ or some shit?

-RIGHT, good one! Napping together was our special thing!!

Don, not to add insult to injury but I think gonna stop taking pics of you catching Cyn cheating, my readers are tired of it and quite honestly your constant misery is starting to bum me out.

-OH I SEE, out of sight out of mind for Don now, huh?!

Exactly! Thanks for understanding.

Sophito: Does his homework happily in his desk like a normal person.

Sugar: Does his homework in the middle of the street sighing the whole time.

-What does a guy have to do to get run over around here?

Sugar for fuck’s sake, even your father managed to finish high school. Granted, he was a townie at the time so I wasn’t controlling him-

-Yea, there you go then.

Excuse you, Don has flourished under my influence! I finished his LTW, didn’t I?

-Oh wow, a career LTW! 

Not my fault he didn’t roll anything harder! You know what, I’m not talking with you anymore, keep trying to master colors of the rainbow and sounds animal make or whatever your homework is. 

Don, you’re happy, right? I mean other than Cyn relentlessly cheating on you, which to be fair, you knew about going in, so you know, not my fault!!1

-Well sure, I’m happy enough. Looking forward to retirement so I can play Doom all day long! 

Looking forward to your what now?

OH FUCK I FORGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY I’M SORRY DON

-Gee, when have I heard that before?

Ya but unlike Cyn I actually am sorry!

Happy birthday, Don! That’s a very dignified outfit you grew up in, great job, we just need to make it more ‘you’.

Much better.

-Why do I have the sudden urge to tell these damn kids to pipe the hell down??

Go for it, that’s your God-given right as an elder!

LOL. Man the Sugar-Sophito relationship is so wholesome, they’ve always really gotten along, I see them way more as siblings than I ever did Shaj-Cyn who hated each other since birth.

Fun night out.. out in the yard that is.

-Sophito look, it’s an unemployed chess grandmaster! -Where, where?

Awww, ghost Alcibiades is playing with ghost Sophie❤️ I miss those kittos. 

-WOOOOO ALL THE CAT GHOSTS ON THE FLOOR TONIGHT

Sugar is having a suspiciously nice night, which as we know simply can’t happen around here:

-HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME I GUESS

-WAAAAAH NOT THIS AGAIN! WHY? WHY ME?? I’M NEVER COMING OUT OF MY ROOM AGAIN!!

Oh yes you are, you have school tomorrow Mr. Barely Breaking a C-!

Just come down here and let Overpaid Butler #5 soothe your heart with some burned lobster. Seriously, where are we finding you people? Don’t you go to butler university or something?

-I’m sorry, your Majesty, but we’re still human! If you want a cold, heartless butler-machine to just perform tasks to perfection you can always get a Servo!

-𝙾𝙷, 𝚂𝚄𝙱𝙹𝙴𝙲𝚃; 𝙲𝚈𝙽𝙴𝚂𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝚄𝙽𝙸𝙾𝙽, 𝙸 𝙰𝙼 𝚂𝙾 𝙷𝙰𝙿𝙿𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙿𝙴𝚁𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙼𝙴𝙳 𝙰 𝙷𝙾𝚄𝚂𝙴𝙷𝙾𝙻𝙳 𝚃𝙰𝚂𝙺 𝙸𝙽 𝙾𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝙰 𝙼𝙾𝙽𝚃𝙷; -OMG iVIE, YOU SAID “I”!!!🌸 -𝙸𝚃 𝙰𝙿𝙿𝙴𝙰𝚁𝚂 𝙼𝚈 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙲𝙸𝙾𝚄𝚂𝙽𝙴𝚂𝚂 𝙸𝚂 𝙳𝙴𝚅𝙴𝙻𝙾𝙿𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙳𝚄𝙴 𝚃𝙾 𝙴𝚇𝚃𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙴 𝙴𝙼𝙾𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝙰𝙻 𝙲𝙸𝚁𝙲𝚄𝙼𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙴𝚂;

Well isn’t that just great, I mean that’s the exact reason I had Jojo spend two decades getting the gold robotics badge: not to make our lives easier but so we could all relive the childhood magic of The Iron Giant except gross, sexual, and murder-suicidy.

If anyone has machine-like efficiency around here it’s Sophie, who is already two promotions away from completing her second LTW and has been skilling like crazy, get it Soph!!

I don’t remember if I’ve ever expounded on why I love Sophie so much, like ya obviously we all love her cause she’s a stone-cold chadette, but gameplay-wise it’s because Sophie is the sim that does the least amount of dumb shit. Like I never have to be like omg is Sophie gonna set a fire, is Sophie gonna have an idiotic autonomous affair in front of her wife etc, she just gets shit done, unwhiningly might I add, @ Jojo. The only really dumb thing she’s done was that time she almost died working out in college, which with the rest of these morons is a regular Tuesday. The other dumb thing was arguably agreeing to marry Shajar but what can you do.

YES, ONE PROMOTION TO GO. The shitty carpool is because she shares it with Sandy the Dishwasher Zombie, don’t worry bb, you’ll have a limo soon! And now the reason I went on the above Sophie love rant:

IT’S HER BIRTHDAY AND I’M FEELING EMO

-Jojo will you calm down with the party horn? It’s my birthday, not the puppy-killing convention. 

-Ah, how lucky I am to be turning into an old hag surrounded by people so important to me: psycho father-in-law, Bluewater Village Teen Townie, and Remington Harris. 

Sorry to bring it up, but Shajar is here too.

-Let’s get this bullshit over with..

-Well, that’s not so bad!

You look great, baby!!! Awesome outfit too, I would consider keeping it but you don’t mess with perfection.

-Who’s my silver fox? -You don’t mind that I don’t have abs you can grate cheese on anymore? -I’ve told you, Sophie, you were the only of us who was into that cheese thing!! Sophito in the background: Gross :D

Looks like my aggro cat breeding has borne fruit as Valentina attacks Kitana and gets rekt! You know what, I’m ok with this, since clearly I can’t have nice pets at least now it will be a fair fight.

Now for the next part, I’m gonna just present it factually since I have no comment nor did I take enough screenshots because I was loling too hard: 

1) Cyneswith goes on a blind date with some Bon Voyage masseur NPC whose pic I didn’t take.

2) Sugar returns from school and brings this cute townie with him. 

3) Sugar goes to talk to the townie, see his mom on a date and starts crying.

4) Cyneswith is caught cheating with masseur NPC (seen on the left with the date plumbbob over his head) by Don, iVan, and Remington simultaneously, this is the part where I was loling too hard to take pics.

5) Cyneswith makes up with iVan after Don has fucked off to work and is caught AGAIN by Remington who starts bullying iVan.

6) Sophito cucks Sugar.

7) Cyneswith makes up with Remington in front of both Don and Sugar.

All this in an afternoon's work?? Maybe the most efficient sim around here isn’t Sophie after all!

#gen 3 #ts2

[quotemenevervore]

So my clarinet case just fell on my big toe not even 10 minutes ago- my toenail is just barely broken, and the band-aid my mom suggested I put on it is annoying me. Got any good SM tidbits to share? Also, anything you want to know about me? I can even talk about my cats and privately send you pics (I trust you with my identity on here (doesn't even contain irl info of me but I am so protective of it, damn))

-Gremlin Anon

Oh no! Im sorry you got hurt! Im sorry the band-aid is hurting you, but maybe ice/heat and pain meds can help if it’s hurting too much.

Also it’s 100% okay and actually great that you’re protective of your identity! The internet is no joke nowadays, and it’s always better to be safe than sorry. You never know anymore, sadly. As for anything I’d like to know, I don’t really mind! Share whatever you’re comfortable with.

Onto some SM:

Karl will, at some point, become the bigger nommer of the fiancés. Sapnap and Quackity don’t want to make him uncomfortable by storing him, so they usually don’t unless they have full permission and he’s in his right mind (ie not having a panic attack). I’m working on a fic right now where he becomes the storer to comfort his fiancés, which isn’t a first but it’s still rare for Karl to do so. It becomes pretty frequent after that.

Sapnap and Dream get to a point where they’re both more.. instinctual with their games. George doesn’t know about these games, and the fiancés don’t either. Most netherborns have a prey drive, and Dream has the instinct to hide from predators. There’s been one time where Dream egged Sapnap on until he was just about running completely on instincts, only present enough to make sure he didn’t actually hurt Dream. It’s an agreed upon game, but Sapnap feels guilty about it sometimes.

Dream’s tried playing this game with Quackity one on one too, because of the feral boys hide and seek, but Quackity completely broke down after the game was said and done because he had thought he accidentally hurt Dream during it. Which he did nick Dream with his fang by mistake, but all it did was bruise and Dream did not care at all. Sapnap and Dream agree not to let him in on what they’re up to after that incident.

Tommy grows used to being stored as a teasing thing or a game, and thus when he starts getting clingy he tries pulling the stunts he pulls with his usual preds (the fiancés, occasionally Dream, SBI) with Tubbo so he’d get stored. Tubbo’s caught onto the schtick, but at first he was rightly confused. Techno wound up accidentally letting Tubbo in on the truth one day when they were both getting logs from the forest for their wood furnaces/fireplaces. (I ain’t letting that house detail go it’s too nice I wish I had one)

Speaking of Dream and Tommy, they have done games like what Dream and Sapnap do. Tommy doesn’t have instincts, but he likes rough-housing, so they switch off on pred and prey depending on the day. They always start off big so that they can wrestle.

George and Karl start hanging out more after the breakdown, though a lot of the time they both wind up napping. The fiancés tell Karl he’s gotta stop before he becomes another George.

Karl and George have also stored the other before, depending on the situation. A lot of the time it’s for comforting, but sometimes it’s to help the other (I imagine this is when George still has issues swallowing people and Karl’s pretty new to it as well, the timeline is skewed lol)

I… really should make a timeline but it might spoil fics :( ah well, that’s all I got for now! Hope you feel better soon!

#asks by gremlin #I’m sorry you got hurt 😞 #mcyt g/t #shrunken manhunt #mcyt gt #mcyt vore

[arthoure]

I guess with twitter falling apart, the logical step is to move back to tumblr, but I struggle with what to even post! 

Twitter is kind of the LinkedIn of game dev, for casual networking and commiserating about the seven hells of the industry, so it made sense for me to be there to make my little jokes and yell about unions. It’s also more mobile-friendly, so I could post cat pics and be on my way without a fuss. And I always used Tumblr more for fandom meta stuff, which isn’t something I really do anymore because being a narrative designer kind of changes how you engage with fandom and meta -- it starts to feel like your day job instead of your fun hobby, at least in some senses, or it uses the same type of brain energy and at the end of work you’re depleted. And it’s weird to be able to see the seams of games, and have a sense of where their budgeting and schedules and tech restraints were, in a way that completely changes your idea of what “good” is or what something “accomplished” and doesn’t always line up with the ideas of other players. It’s not a good or a bad thing, just different. I read books differently now than I used to, too. (Part of this is also about growing older and developing new neural pathways. Weird shit.) It’s interesting to think about how fandom got me into game dev (literally; the first writing sample that got me hired was fe13 fanfic with the names changed -- but also very directly through the support of the friends who read my writing for years ((often making it better with our discussions)) and encouraged me to apply and etc.) and yet game dev is kind of what keeps me from being in fandom (at least deeply). 

So I kind of had two different networks -- the twitter one of friends plus game dev peers, and the tumblr one of friends plus fandom peers, the latter of whom followed me basically for meta/fanfic/the stuff I reblogged. But friends also keep in touch on discord or other messengers, so I often wonder, what do I even post for, and why? All I really want to post about is my life, but that’s not even really a safe thing to do, and also, why do I want to, besides being a little human who likes to leave her little proofs that she was here? Like, would it be interesting to anyone here to know that I work in AAA now and the fam and I are moving to Germany soon? That’s cool news for me, but I can’t say much of anything about my work (and even the things I am allowed to say are dangerous, lmao. Telling the internet who you work for and on what game title always makes you a target. Target is doubled for every underrepresented identity that you have. But that was a LITTLE different for me in my curated twitter bubble because again, it’s more like LinkedIn on the gamedev side, and I have a small audience so my info doesn’t leave my bubble; my bubble is also small on Tumblr but feels more unfamiliar after I’ve been inactive for so long.). AAA can carry a lot more weight in the industry but it really shouldn’t (what some other VOW writers said is true: God works hard, AAA devs work harder, but mobile romance devs work hardest of all) and tbh I don’t give a shit about commercial game size--I chose this company’s offer because its team was really special (severely anti-crunch, pro-labor rights, inclusive, brilliantly skilled in storytelling and technical design and other things I want to learn from them, kind and warm). But some of you might be happy to know that I’ll finally get real health insurance and sick days and vacation time and I can’t just be randomly laid off at any time (something European game devs enjoy that US devs often do not), and it’s a huge weight off my shoulders, because you might remember how I had to struggle with that for several years. Always so much to say but so much fear around saying it. Rare to find the points where you can view your life as Back Then and Right Now in such concrete terms. Is that worth documenting?

TL;DR I want to use social media for personal things and chatting with friends but The Internet at large makes it difficult to do that. I am of course far from the only one who feels this way. That’s just the update on me while I ponder what else to contribute to this blog! I do owe you some cat pics at least.

#arthoure's rambling

[leonsliga]

🐶🎵💎

Thanks for asking Mon <3

🐶: I’m a dog person, and it’s not even close! I was lucky enough to grow up around 2 incredibly sweet pups in my lifetime—one we had when I was in elementary school and another we’ve had since my senior year of high school. Cats and I have a poor track record; one of my housemates has one and he and I are mortal enemies 🤣 the little spawn of satan has a history of peeing on my bed and pooping on the apartment floor when left unchecked, so he and I don’t exactly see eye-to-eye lol. And idk…I’ve just always felt like cats are more in it for themselves. Plus, my husky-lab mix Rex is a complete angel. He just wants to cuddle and ambush you with kisses. What’s not to love? 🥰🥹

As you can see, he is beauty, he is grace. He is perfect in every way. I rest my case.

(In case you’re wondering, the last pic was taken when I was giving him belly rubs…look at his little fangs!! 🥺)

🎵: the last song I listened to was Muñecas by TINI. I blame Rodrigo De Paul’s story completely 🤣 but it’s a banger and I recommend

💎: promise you won’t laugh too hard? My most prized possession is my pig stuffie Maggie. I’ve had her since I was like 7 and she’s from the first vacation/holiday I really remember (to Duck, North Carolina). She was by my side when I was growing up and she was there in the hard times, so she’ll always be special to me. She’s very worn now, so she isn’t even pink anymore, but that’s only because she was (and is) so well-loved.

#Mon <3 #ask games #thanks again for the ask bestie!! ily

[thelazyhermits]

I have the funniest post OM season 1 scene in my head. It’s a chat that would involve Fortune, the Demon Bros, Diavolo, and Barbatos. I’ll put it under the cut.

One day, in the chat, Fortune, who’s back in the human world living with Solomon who’s become her unofficial guardian, suddenly announces in the chat that she now has a son. 

Almost everyone in the chat proceeds to freak the hell out, Mammon especially lol The protective ones are wanting to know who dared to make a move on Fortune without getting their permission first while ones like Asmo and Diavolo are complaining they didn’t get the good news sooner before the child arrived. 

Meanwhile, Lucifer is exasperated about all the screaming going on in the chat cause he knows something is off about this. There is no way Fortune just up and had a child, considering it wasn’t that long ago since they last saw her.

That’s when Fortune sends a pic, showing an orange kitten, so the demons can see their new “nephew”. 

Everyone calms down once they realize it was all a misunderstanding. Meanwhile, Satan is very happy about this turn of events and wants all the details about the cat lol

Fortune tells everyone he’s a stray that Solomon found and brought home. He loves eating and is especially happy and cuddly when he has a full belly. He’s a big sweetheart.

Naturally, this leads to the guys comparing the cat to Beel cause of his personality and color, and Fortune explains that’s why she named the kitten, Beel Jr. or BJ for short.

While everyone thinks it’s a good name, Satan is offended that Fortune would get a cat and name it after one of his brothers rather than him lol She, of course, has to explain how weird it would be to name a Beel-like cat Satan haha

Beel is really happy that Fortune would name a cat after him, but if she has a Beel cat, he thinks she should get a Belphie one too so BJ won’t be lonely.

This leads to her revealing her next surprise: a photo of a black kitten, curled up in a ball fast asleep.

Now that she has finished introducing her son, Fortune tells the guys about her new daughter, Bel, who loves naptime and cuddling and hates when she doesn’t get enough attention. However, her favorite thing above all else is her brother BJ who was rescued on the same day as her.

The twins are very happy about this turn of events while Diavolo and Asmo think this is so sweet. Satan, of course, isn’t too happy at first cause he really thinks a Satan cat would be better, but he can’t bring himself to feel upset anymore once Fortune shares an adorable picture of BJ and Bel napping and cuddling together.

Of course, that doesn’t stop Satan from telling Fortune that he wants her next cat to be named after him. This leads to Mammon and Asmo saying they want cats named after them too. 

Diavolo also gets in on the action much to Lucifer’s exasperation. Barbatos just says it would have to be quite the special cat to be named after Diavolo. 

Around that time, Fortune suddenly starts keysmashing like crazy, acting like she’s having a stroke, which naturally alarms and worries the guys, especially when she starts saying things like “I’m dying” and “I’m crying.”

Eventually, Fortune’s strange behavior gets explained when she shares a new picture that shows Solomon holding a very large cat that has burgundy hair. 

However, it’s not the cat’s size that gets everyone’s attention. It’s the fact that the cat actually looks like it’s smiling.

There’s a period of silence in the chat before everyone starts freaking out about how much the cat looks like Diavolo. Meanwhile, Diavolo is getting excited about this magnificent creature lol

After explaining that Solomon just picked up another stray, Fortune declares that his name will be Prince Diavolo, Prince for short. Diavolo is in complete support of this idea.

Fortune then starts telling everyone how soft the cat is. She says this must be what hugging Totoro feels like, which instantly gains Levi’s attention. Of course, he’s the only one who knows what she’s talking about lol

At this point, Satan has hit his limit. There are cats that he needs to pet and hold so he’s going to the human world. 

Lucifer tries to rein him in, but it’s impossible since everyone else wants to go visit the cats too. Diavolo even tells Barbatos that they must get some gifts to bring to their new nephews and niece. 

All in all, it’s just another eventful day with this crazy family 😂

#fortune in obey me #this idea just suddenly came to me #and wouldn't leave my head #so I figured I'd share it #I just love the idea of fortune ending up with cats named after all the demons #it's very likely #since she and solomon are the type to take in strays #satan really wants to leave the demon world and move in with them #but lucifer says no lol

[brokenmusicboxwolfe]

Tech, geez.... 

 My ipad won't charge and keeps disconnecting from the internet.

 My computer is finally uploading all the photos from last month to the cloud, but at the speed my internet runs it will take five days to do, during which time I can't use it at all. And by "it" I mean both the computer and my internet. As soon as it is done I'll spend all my time deleting photos to make space for more photos, what with being completely out of memory on the poor thing.

My phone has the worst data plan ever, and is low, low end anyway, so using it online is a pain.

My bluray player keeps trying to connect to the internet, with no way to shut that off. No matter what I watch a message pops up to say it isn't connected, and I can't even watch a movie without having to get up and unplug the player three or four times.

My ipod shuffle, my only way to listen to music since my ipod touch died a couple months ago, is starting to glitch and the switch won't turn it off anymore. My camera is getting worse and worse. And not just the old problems like moisture behind the lens and the ports all having failed.  It takes repeated tries to set it, but even  then the  settings randomly undo in the middle of taking a photo. Like, I put it on macro, click, and it resets to one of those silly “art” settings or whatever. And occasionally it erases the damn memory card!

Don't ask about streaming. Just don't. I love to watch/listen to new stuff BUT it has to be weighed against tech hell interrupting. I always have to double the time it will take.

One thing works right: Pop's old ipad with the shattered screen. Trouble is, because of apple crap and it having been a gift to Pop, I can't do any updates without erasing everything on it. I am not willing to let go of Pop's stuff. Which means it has had no updates since 2014, or actually 2012 I think. It no longer will even go to most websites without being updated. 

I can’t afford to replace anything. At this rate I am soon going to be as technologically advanced as someone in the 19th century! 

Actually, I am breaking out my old turn table for music, and I will always miss my old film camera. I MISS having prints and negatives of my photos!  I am one EMP away from losing every photo I’ve taken in the last 15yrs, esp. if I don’t have the money to renew my Amazon Prime** next month. 

**Look, I hate Amazon too, but Pop got Prime back in the day and I took advantage of the photo storage. Now I have close to 300,000 photos there, and no way to store them anywhere else. I am trapped, having to renew just  for my photos despite being too broke to afford it. It feels like a hostage situation. Renew or we will shoot all your darling little pics… Geez, I wish I were rich enough to have options. And prints of all my photos, while I’m at it. 

I’ve been finding old photos over 100 yrs old lying around the house, people long gone from living memory but moments from their life still smiling back at me. But all my photos, all these digital photos, will probably cease to exist soon after I do.  So I can see someone petting a cat in 1918, but no one 100 years from now is gonna stumble across one of my photos of Ryoga and go “OMG, Great Aunt Stephanie had such a cute pig!” 

#technology #my day #poverty

[moonjxsung]

hai hai! (anticipated srry for the yapping)

how are you?

(btw pls lmk about that person bc if they come back i rlly don’t want to interact)

sorry about the fire vjj jumpscare😂😂

kitties can rip their toe beans and i am so traumatized by it. thankfully it really wasn’t too bad like he never acts like it’s hurting him. i literally let him out of his travel bag and bro just immediately jumped like an hour after surgery. but we’re keeping him confined until further notice and trying to figure out what happened bc we searched everywhere and no blood or anything. but he’s doing alright & they take out his stitches in two weeks, my angel baby☹️☹️☹️.

i’m sorry to hear about your kitty’s itching! cats do become sensible to environmental changes so it may be that. one of the strays we feed gets runny nose/eyes when there’s a lot of pollen. i heard that giving them bee pollen helps with their environmental allergies. but i haven’t really tried it. maybe something with her food? my senior dog (who passed about two years ago) became allergic to chicken, turkey, and like a million other things) at like 10yrs old. so if it persists that could maybe be a cause? idk but i hope she feels better soon, i hate seeing sick kitties :((

to end the cat discourse, your neighbor!! im so frustrated when people let cats just roam free in environments where they shouldn’t. i’m not really in favor of outdoor/indoor or just outdoor kitties (aside from stray babies ofc, i wish i could take them all💔). my experience with cats outdoors (like not mine but the strays i’ve seen) is always sooooo negative that i just wouldn’t do it, even if where i lived was more appropriate. i had a neighbor (i never interacted with her) who literally abandoned her male intact cat and he just went around getting everyone pregnant and crying at her house. i haven’t seen him for a while bc he wasn’t really a regular (if he was i would’ve found a way to neuter him at least) but that’s so freaking sad, man. i really can’t with people who leave their pets to fend for themselves. so yeah your neighbor really sucks, and the kitty fights with your baby? whaaat? that’s crazy.

and i still can’t get over ateez!!! my bf and i live together so we’re literally always together (that’s why i annoyingly mention him all the time, im sorry, i got anxious attachment 😂). and i was rewatching the coachella performance bc im crazy and he sat down with me (and eventually fell asleep) but not before saying “my bias isn’t mingi anymore, san is just the man here” and i was like ok but mood. i love san so much and yk one of my bias line criteria is ✨cats✨ so san is not only cat emoji but also has a cat ✅✅ i love them, i need to go see them at least once in my life too. they’re just so talented, im so proud of them for coming so far! 😭

and pls send all the pics ever if you do go to txt, i’ll live vicariously through you.

anddd i was lurking through your other asks and i feel you so badly about retinol & sunscreen. i literally have some expression lines and am dying to get rid of them. but im struggling with retinol bc it makes me break out.

(and also, ur response to the anon talking about her y/n moment was too sweet. i feel like kpop can set such high beauty standards that you have to constantly ground yourself bc these people live and breath visuals and voice/dance lessons. i struggle a lot with body image issues being a US midsize and having pcos -and i literally got an emergency ovary removal, not so fun fact! it was terrible and it really fucked up my weight gain/loss- but yeah, your message made me feel better about everything too.)

ily ily bb! we’re currently on a date at a café, drinking iced coffee with our ateez pcs! 😘😘😘

-🐈‍⬛

HELLOOOOO MY SWEET ANGEL HAPPY SUNDAYYYY 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

I still can’t believe cats can rip their toe beans 😭😭 it makes so much sense but I just hadn’t considered it and now I’m watching Momo like a HAWK over here I feel like that would so happen to her 😭😭 her itching seems a little better today but seems like it comes and goes ! One of my other cats at my parents’ house struggles from feline eczema or something similar and she has to get steroid injections to tame the flare ups so im hoping it’s not that ☹️ but good to know that bee pollen helps, ill definitely look into that!! Thank you bby 🫶👼

UGH I KNOWWWW her cat disappears for weeks at a time too and I’m like how!!! Are you not worried about where he is!!!!!!! One time he came back with a collar I’m assuming somebody got for him and since then they’ve taken it off so it seems like they’re pretty set on just making him appear stray and I don’t understand the reasoning behind it. All their other pets (they have like 2 dogs I think) are strictly indoors so idk why poor kitty has to be abandoned like that ☹️ I always bring him water and food in the summer because they don’t even leave him with food but I’m just so annoyed they don’t do it themselves ughhh. Also I have a neighbor who did the same thing as yours by abandoning their cat and it went around and got pregnant like 4 times since then ! She passed at a pretty young age probably due to the shortened life span and it was just so heartbreaking. At LEAST get your cat spayed and neutered ffs 🤕

YOUR BF IS SOOOO REAL FOR THAT LMAOOOO 😭 Ateez are crazy talented in person!!! They’re coming back to my city in the summer so I need to start saving and I’m lowkey panicking bc I really want to see itzy, Ateez, txt and NCT Dream but I’m gonna have to sacrifice some shows because money 😀 I might scrap Dream only bc I’m not 100% if Renjun will still be there (my pookie💔) but I cannotttt decide if I want to go to the other shows. If I find txt tickets at a decent price I will 10000% keep you updated how it goes!!!! I also need to see Itzy so bad ugh Ryujin my wife💔

I’m so glad we’re all panicking about expression lines collectively LMAO I just bought this Korean sunscreen that claims to prevent them so we’ll see but the lingering fear of aging is always present 😭 soooo agreed about the body image thing!! Kpop made me hate my body like ten times more then I already did but I have to remind myself these people HAVE to look good for a living like if they had my regular ass job they would not look like that 😭 I just value confidence the most even on days I hate myself!! I’m so sorry to hear about your emergency ovary removal ahhh that must’ve been so scary but I’m so grateful you’re okay and healthy now! Looks mean nothing if you’re not healthy guys take care of yourselves and love the body you have 🥹🫶💞💝💘💕💖

I LOVE YOU BBYYYYY we’re virtually eating cheese danishes together bc I caved and got one (it’s so good if you’re wondering) 💞🫶

#🐈‍⬛ anon #ask