EVERY FRIEND GROUP SHOULD INCLUDE:
A himbo
A mean bisexual
An even meaner lesbian
He/theys
She/theys
A token straight that's on thin ice
A gym freak
An astrology bitch who has everyone's birth chart memorised
And a short king queen
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House MD 2024 Headcanons
Cuddy implements medical AI to help out with diagnosing patients faster. The whole episode is dedicated to House outsmarting the computer. Obnoxiously. (cue the futility of machine learning.) parallel to House vs God
Chase is a Twitch streamer. He is partial to fortnite. He has 34 devoted viewers, and that is all.
13 is an avid tumblr user, and is popular for her series, "Quotes from my Boss." Wilson follows her, but he never mentions it.
When Cameron gets fully pissed at House, she uploads her POV to Reddit's AITA page. Is it skewed? Absolutely.
Taub plays pickleball a lot.
Foreman discovers slam poetry. No further elaboration.
Wilson kills a man. House helps him evade law enforcement. Season finale?
Kutner gets really good at fortnite so he can humiliate chase on twitch. he regularly antagonizes him, and Chase has a sworn vendetta against the elusive 920NoScope69.
Cuddy closely follows the health gurus online. She gives herself oral flush by trying to make sourdough bread with her own yeast. She deletes Instagram permanently.
Paintball episode
House watches Young Sheldon as a guilty pleasure. He hates it. He loves it.
Cameron and 13 both discover crochet. They make eachother hats every holiday season. Cameron wears her hat every time the weather dips below 55 degrees.
House develops his own hot sauce line. Wilson finds it tasteful. He gifts Cuddy a few sauces for her birthday. She enjoys it with eggs.
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I KNOW that we as a community do not want a House reboot, BUT
I don't think you understand how good Chase MD would be for choreman shipers oh my god
If they were to make this real and bring back Omar Epps they would be be making Choreman the equivalent of Huddy
PLUS, they were already getting close in season eight, which was *checks notes* 11 years ago. So, they would probably be the new huddy AS WELL as the new Hilson
So anyway, and I know there are only like, 4 Choreman shippers in this entire fandom, Chase MD would prob suck, but I lm willing to risk it for the niche ass ship
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Shunsui: If you put the word "violently" in front of anything you'd like to say, the whole thing becomes funnier!
Lisa: I'm violently reading..? Hm, ok.
Rukia: She's violently playing the piano.
Byakuya: I'll violently stroll in the park later.
Iba: Let's violently drink sake tonight!
Soi Fon: Violently snaps pictures of someone...
Mayuri: I'll violently toss a baby up in the air.
Shinji: I'm violently worried about Mayuri's statement.
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laworden: One week ago today…. Still reveling in how special and amazing our iHeartRadio ALTer Ego 2024 was!! Thanks to the bands, the labels, all our partners who support us every day. Can’t think of a better way to start the new year!! 🤩🎉🙌🏻🙏❤️
[Jan 20, 2024]
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Not Pictured: *Ichigo trying desperately to convince the audience that these are not his super-cool adult friends who promised him nothing would go wrong tonight (it did)*
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Lisa Frankenstein (2024)
This is a Movie Health Community evaluation. It is intended to inform people of potential health hazards in movies and does not reflect the quality of the film itself. The information presented here has not been reviewed by any medical professionals.
Lisa Frankenstein has multiple scenes with sudden bright strobes of lightning, most of which occur during the first few scenes. In every scene showing a tanning bed, there are bright sparks coming out of it, which create an electrical strobe effect.
One scene depicting the effects of a drug uses some disorienting angles. The rest of the camera work is either stationary or very smooth.
Flashing Lights: 8/10. Motion Sickness: 1/10.
TRIGGER WARNING: There is some gore in this film. There are a few instances of vomiting, one of which happens without warning and is shown fully on-screen. A character is drugged against their will, and later taken advantage of in a sexual way. One needle is shown piercing someone's skin while stitching a wound.
Video ID: Admin Brandon's review of Lisa Frankenstein
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