CASS
I THOUGHT I MISSED SOMETHING IN THE WAY YOU LOOKED IN ROYAL AU
I UNDERSTOOD
YOU NEEDED TO BECOME UNIT AND NOW IT ALL LOOKS RIGHT
OH MY GOD
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So I'm leaving work and something darts in front of me, maybe 10ft away, too fast for me to see what it is. Peek around the tree blocking my path and I see this
Just like... a whole ass hawk. Dude's gotta be about 1.5ft tall. Massive fucking bird. And it's just staring me straight in my soul like this, even as I try to move ahead. It didn't budge. And there's only this path back to my car unless I want to walk on a busy highway. So I have the option of Death By Raptor or Death By Truck.
So I walk in the poison ivy filled patch off the sidewalk. Guy still isn't moving. Still staring me directly in the eyes. And I do this thing when animals are behaving strangely where I'll talk to them, so I'm just like, "Hey, man. I don't know you. You don't know me. This feels really threatening. I'm just trying to get to my car, dude. Can I get some space please? You're a big fucking bird. I see those claws. You could kill me right now, but I'd appreciate if you didn't, ok?"
It didn't move until I was about 2ft away. Again: I'm as far from it as I can be without walking into the street. It clearly wasn't going to budge. I walk past, thing flies up (silent, btw. Scary) and lands on a brick wall a little further ahead
Anyway. Weird guy. Nearly shit my pants when I noticed a bird big enough to carry off a fully grown cat was just... there, staring me in the face, unwilling to move away from me, a human, something it should see as a threat. I watched behind me the whole rest of the way to my car, just in case this bird decided to help me shed this mortal coil. 10/10 experience. Super cool guy.
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"Did the artist realise" yes, the artist realised. There is no point in history where artists did not realise how suggestive their work was. Grug the Artistically Inclined Cave Person is 100% aware that that stone hammer looks remarkably like a dick. In fact, Grug the Artistically Inclined Cave Person is a bit disappointed that it didn't come out looking more like a dick.
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Monster Researcher Eclair says hi to the Werewolves.
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My sister, who does not have a tumblr account and instead leeches off of mine, drew something on my iPad and wanted to share with the other good omens fans
She said if this hits a certain amount of notes they’ll make a tumblr account
Edit: it hit the certain amount, she’s @cultconstel
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I'm totally not awake right now
But let's talk about Stevenson's gay dad au...because it's great
Isn't that great,shouldn't there be a million fics for this au...there should
And an extra thing just thrown in there enjoy
All art shown is from ND Stevenson's tumblr and all credit goes to them :) go show em' some love
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