#mid-thirties

[genavere]

MUWAHAHAHA

I am alone....

In a hotel room....

In Chicago...

With all the alcohol I could want and my laptop to write what I need for 25 more days of prompts. What could go wrong....

Hmm, the bed does look awfully comfy, and it is passed 8pm and I am mid-30s...

#too old for this shit #i'm tired #mid-thirties #comfy bed #should be writing #febuwhump #need to write #Hubby went to do his fighting tournament and I stayed in the hotel room cause I old

[trans-substantial]

got called "young fella" at a retail establishment today and I fear I am rapidly approaching the time of life/transition where I derive more pleasure from "young" than "fella"

#transmasc #aging #mid-thirties #imminent mid-life crisis #gender #decatrans

[primalvessel]

birfday!

<3

#ooc #mid-thirties

[lavender-evening-fog-podcast]

Teavent Day 17: Cranberry Orange Black Tea

Genre: Hermit Crab Comedy (A story told in listicles)

[Image description: A card reading “Cranberry Orange Black Tea, Sweet oranges and tart cranberries blended with Ceylon black tea.”]

34 things to do on your 34th birthday

1. Try not to have an existential crisis

2. Have cake with friends

3. Stare into the void

4. Happy hour

5. Contemplate the nature of mortality

6. High tea at the local tea room

7.  Panic Attack

8. Hike in the forest

9. Breakfast in bed

10. Existential Crisis...

#Lavender Evening Fog #teavent #story openings #short fiction #writing challenge #Hermit Crab Comedy (A Story Told in Listicles) #birthday #34 #Mid-thirties #It really is my birthday #I don't think I'm having an existential crisis

[sunclown]

Zs dads part 3: Name stories

#Roronoa zoro #sanji #Zosan #sanzo #trans roronoa zoro #Op #one piece #The bet was done by zoro. They were fighting the admirals #“Whoever defeats one first gets to choose the name of our kid” #“Who says were having kids?” “ur chickening?” #He accepted #zoro immediately pulls asura out #Years later they start trying to have one and zoros like #Hey remember that one bet #Sanji:…shit #he proceeded to torture him w the shittiest names for 9 months #so hes been plotting this for a few years #also #theyre both mid twenties/almost thirty here #smiles weakly*they make me sick anyways enjoy my words vomit #My art

[st-hedge]

A romantic execution for valentines

#sekiro #apologies again for not tagging the ship #I want this to only be seen by the 3 people who follow me and like sekiro #and these stupid fucks #also I keep calling them old man yaoi in my head #but if my math is mathing they’re like mid thirties at most #but they look haggard in game jdjdjdjd #tw death #or is it #tw blood

[unbidden-yidden]

That trope of "crops watered. depression cured. pores cleared."

Except it's specifically for the middle-aged folks: lower back pain gone. toothbrush charged. dishes done. new batteries in the vibrator. medications refilled.

[vaesivlasta]

✨ My fucked up son ✨

((screenshot studies))

#bg3 #dark urge #my taste in men? #elves lookin mid thirties and more with issues #also my gender goals #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 fanart

[puppyeared]

i like him

#somebody needs to keep me 8 metres away at all times or else ill start chewing on him #i just want everyone to know if i end up making a character who happens to resemble harvey in any shape or form #it probably wasnt a coincidence 😐and it will happen again #if i remember maybe ill try getting stardew when it goes on sale.. my friend showed me her farm and she named her chicken after doja cat #or maybe it was nikki minaj i cant remember. and she also said smth about monsters and passing out if you stay out after a certain hour #idk how accurate tht is all i know is the funny fucked up grandpas bed #i read somewhere that harveys supposed to be in his early to mid thirties and i dont have a problem with it but i think itd be very funny #if hes actually younger than he looks hes just a med school postgrad lmao. idk how well that headcanon would hold up since ive #never played the game and idk how often ppl talk about his age or if itsjust an implied thing. i just think its really really funny #im trying to get into the habit of drawing poses so im using reference images to try and build up muscle memory #i found some cute pictures of two ppl playing by the sea shore and it reminded me of xin and sailor so im gonna draw em like that #i havent drawn em in so long..... maybe i should update xins reference since i changed their lore quite a bit #myart #my art #doodles #stardew valley #stardew #sdv #sdv harvey #kinda wanna see him whimper a little bit. as a treat

[greghatecrimes]

we should make a collective list of all the retcons in the show. for funsies. here’s the ones I can remember:

Thirteen’s vanishing sister Amy and her girlfriend Amy

Wilson telling Thirteen that from 1990-1991 Sam Carr was Sam Wilson, but then in the next episode a comment is made about them being married ten years ago

Season 1-3 timeline mess of when House started taking Vicodin

“Cursed” saying Chase was 26 and then the writers having his age in his early thirties later in s1 or 2

This isn’t a retcon, it just doesn’t work with the timeline. but saying Amber was in her late 20s

Wilson and Bonnie’s dog’s age I think

#house md #hate crimes md #retcons #AMBER WAS IN HER MID THIRTIES AT LEAST I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL. Like 36ish at least

[exaltior-a]

Dirkjake kidfic where there's no pregnancy or ectobiology Jake just has a very vivid dream of having a baby with Dirk and via hope magic bs they wake up with a new nursery room in their house with a baby in it. Neither of them knows how to deal with it. They don't tell their friends for weeks. Show up to a small gathering with a baby strapped to Jake's chest and all hell breaks loose.

#dirkjake #homestuck #udeally theyd be like. in their late twenties to mid thirties for that #they spend the rest of their immortal lives worried that any time jake could have a weird dream and they'd wake up with More Babies #this is actually part of my self indulgent nonsense au

[jesvisfarovche]

Vampires turned in their late teens/early twenties are OUT

Vampires turned in their mid to late thirties are IN

I said what I said

#vampire #vampires #i say mid to late thirties but it could be well beyond that #i just think a fully grown and mature immortal is way sexier than some whiny brat #who is mentaly stuck in the worst most unstable years of human development #this post is brought to you by #me enjoying matthew goode in a discovery of witches #and astarion in bg3 #(but hes an elf so it doesnt really count)

[corvidcleric]

[start i.d.: a drawing of glenn close from dungeons and daddies. he looks up in profile, stone faced, hands at his side. his face is framed by a red rectangle, like a card, reading “RUIN” at the bottom. the background is purple. end i.d.]

I cleansed my soul and it just got smaller

#glenn close dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads odyssey #my art #digital art #I know he doesn’t draw the ruin card but like. he basically did #I’ve never drawn a pre ep 48 glenn. wasn’t sure how to say Young Glenn (mid thirties) in the ID #this is kinda lazy. I just miss him

[colourkat2003]

The Dont Starve doodle page

#dont starve art #dst #dont starve #love yall #but stop making wilson look like a mid 20s twink this man is a washed up mid thirties drop out

[petitprincess1]

Charlie: Hey, how old are you?

Angel Dust: Hmmm...guess~

Charlie: 36! *starts imitating a tea kettle*

Angel Dust: What!

Charlie: You said guess...

Angel Dust: That was so far off!

Charlie, wheezing: Why are you yelling at me?

Angel Dust: That wasn't even close!

Charlie: *lungs collapsing*

Angel Dust: Normally, when others play that game, they usually guess a little younger. Was that your little younger guess?

Charlie, wiping tears: Y-Yeah, what are you, like, 39?

Angel Dust: What! No! I'm not in my thirties. I'm in my forties~

Charlie: Oh! I knew i-

Angel Dust: I'm not in my forties! What do you mean "I knew it"!? I'M 28!

Charlie: Oh, godDAMN you're old! *the wheezes she whoozes*

Angel Dust: WHAT!?!

#i know angel died in his mid thirties just shhhhhhhh #source: twitch #hazbin hotel #angel dust #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel charlie #chat post

[mattodore]

the longer his hair gets the more brooding he looks

#river dipping #theodore doe #echthroi #ts4 #ts4 edit #i feel unwell........................ what if . i switched his hair again . .. #nvm that it literally doesn't make sense at all for his hair to be this long in the story atm when he cut it all off at like 17... #i need to make theo at 27-29 so i have a version of him that always has this hair #he was blessed with good skin but i think he'd lose some of the baby fat in his cheeks and he'd get some wrinkles between his eyebrows... #he doesn't emote often yk so no smile lines </3 or anything like that... but he's definitely always glaring at ppl dfjkfhnk #theo my strap is eight inches forget about matthias i can change your life 🗣️ #i’ve been thinking abt making mattodore in their thirties or forties just bc there’s this hair that i think would be perfect for matthias #who—despite his best attempts at maintenance—can’t stop his hairline from receding a bit as he ages #i just know he’d look so good with a little gray as he hits his early to mid forties too… and theo… #sorry just thought abt theo with gray hair and blacked out