#too old for this shit

[genius-daddy]

I wonder... if you'd like someone to distract you during that meeting~? take your cock in my hand and suck at the tip nice and gentle, force you to try and stay composed so nobody knows I'm there, under your desk...

wonder how long you'd last, or if you'd come in front of your coworkers...

-🎶

#too old for this shit #asks #anon asks #genius talks #geniusdaddy #🎶 anon

[matildatilda]

#bucky barnes #comics #too old for this shit #stucky

[ebonylark]

My first hour on tumblr.

#reddit migrants #reddit migration #too old for this shit #no idea what i'm doing #how do tags even work #ms paint #change is scary #ms paint my feelings #keep adding tags #reddit refugee #welcome redditors #reddit refugees #welcome to the hellsite #how many tags is too many #infinite permutations

[admiraltx]

A 2 year old I bought yesterday. Something I said I wouldn’t do again. Bill threw his saddle on him this morning and we went on a big prowl, he rode like a grown horse. Maybe I got lucky this time

#horses #colts #too old for this shit

[seeminglydark]

sad boy hours, activate!

#blah never gets easier being the one left out #even at forty-something #too old for this shit #but not too old for sadboy hours #whine whine vent vent #into the void #rj rambles #better days tomorrow #WHY ISNT MY ART GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU #ok im done. #feel free to sad boy in the tags if you need too #hello listener

[rottencoreflesh101]

Kids need to understand and respect adult spaces. No buts. Its tiredsome that we as adults have many warnings just to have minors disrespect them like fuckk go watch Ben10 or sum, tsk at that age I was watching Max Steel (still am).

Im tired of their shit of “Adults need to respect our spaces” like okay then respect ours too? Its really as easy as block, ignore etc. Don’t interact with us plz :)

It can be very disturbing for us content creators to know about a minor interacting with our MDNI/NSFW content. Like I have nothing to lose, if I have to beef with a 15 yr old online, I will- >:(

Just have some respect and fuck off??? Pretty plz???

#likeee porfavor? #im tired #too old for this shit

[dougielombax]

Me: No. It’s not gonna work! All my friends end up DITCHING me! Every time!

The Face of Paul Newman on the nearby Newman’s Own salad dressing bottle: *stares at me silently but knowingly without saying a word or making a sound, unmoving*

Me: *sighs with a combination of melancholy, frustration, unfulfillable longing and tiredness and points at the ranch dressing* Shut up.

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #my poor attempt at a joke #unreality #no context #ranch dressing #paul newman #Newman’s own #shut up #this sounded funnier in my head #shitpost #highbrow shitposting #wtf #moment #longing #yearning #exhausted #too old for this shit #what #don’t ask #my sense of humour is broken #friends #or lack thereof #ditching #knowingly #weapons grade shitpost #advanced shitpost #unmoving

[lucysmacleans]

seeing oliver is is being forced to speak about buddie, just cause he's not speaking about your ship more, lol

#buddie #911 #he doesnt care #too old for this shit

[lornainthewoods]

Just having a moment where dealing with ADHD and everything that can come with it, including moments of behavioural self awareness, is SO FUCKING HARD.

#adhd #adhd brain #adhd struggles #living with adhd #adult adhd #adhd things #depressing shit #why can’t i just be normal #too old for this shit

[sweetiepootato]

There are not enough Käärijä x reader fanfictions, so I decided to write one at work

Should I post it once it's finished?

#eurovision song contest #eurovision #esc 2023 #esc finland #käärijä #jere pöyhönen #cha cha cha #käärijä x reader #jere x reader #fanfic writing #I'm too old to be a fangirl #Come on #too old for this shit #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[kit-and-wolfe]

But, thirsting after pixels, whyyyy? Swooning on work by virgins 1/2 my age whyyy? (Babies so talented frfr ❤️) seriously too old for this shit. Happily married but have a Spider DILF now living rent-free in my brain. Guess we do Spider-Man themed makeup now. Gotta be 2099 next, right? Right. Those wings could cut a bitch like his talons.

#miguel o hara #too old for this shit #fandom is community #spiderman 2099 #woke up like this #just kidding

[thelairofthewolf]

#coffee addict #middle aged men #coffee time #too old for this shit

[smutnug]

A week away from adhd assessment and I have forgotten everything I ever knew about myself. "Tell me why you think you have adhd" "I have no idea I just appeared here fully formed"

#adhd #too old for this shit #i had a childhood? news to me #did my 20s really happen i can't say

[milowithani]

When exactly do you become "too old to care about other people's opinions," and is there a speed run tutorial?

#speedrun #too old for this shit #too old to care about other's opinions #life advice #mental health #actually autistic

[thedarkacademiagraduate]

Reflecting on rejection over the whole weekend.

I never took it well.

You never took it seriously.

A decade later we are strangers again.

And being heart-broken hurts so much no author could ever describe.

Too old for this.

Just saying.

#the dark academia graduate #dark academia #urban photography #dark academia aesthetic #athens #architecture #urban academia #rejection #heartbreak #unfulfilled #γαμώτο #μου λειπεις #greek tumblr #γρεεκ ταμπλρ #γρεεκ ποστς #too old for this shit #heartbroken #urban poetry #urban poems #empty

[kink-tomato]

My worst I’m-old-now tech failing is I don’t use Firefox extensions bc in my head I imagine them as those early 2000s toolbars and I’m afraid they’ll take over my screen like remember this shit?

#firefox #microsoft windows #old internet #too old for this shit #i know it doesn’t make sense #not tbx